Dec 4 2007Helena Bonham Carter understands cinema
Helena Bonham Carter is extremely concerned with continuity while filming and such was the case with her latest film Sweeney Todd. It appears something was causing headaches on set; her crazy large boobs. Page Six reports:
"Anyone who . . . pays attention to my breast size will see there's no continuity," she tells January's Playboy. "The first half of filming I wasn't pregnant, and the second half I was, and because we didn't shoot it in order, I start off with huge breasts and then I walk upstairs and suddenly I've got tangerines again. It's melons to tangerines."
What I love about this article is that Helena Bonham Carter is cutting straight through the bullshit as only a pregnant woman can. While everyone talks about the music and Johnny Depp, Helena gets down to brass tacks and says, “Look, if you watch this movie all you’ll notice is my monster rack. As an artist, I’d like to apologize for some inconsistencies in my chest size and hope that you don’t let it distract from my milk-gorged breasts, which again, is all you’ll notice.” Sold. I just bought a week’s worth of tickets. Wait, it’s not in 3-D?! Tim Burton, I’ll kill you!
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1. Bill Clinton - December 4, 2007 10:01 AM
Who?
2. mrfacial - December 4, 2007 10:01 AM
first
3. fergernauster - December 4, 2007 10:07 AM
I used to think she was hot.
Then again, box-faces never age well.
4. D. Richards (Whore.) - December 4, 2007 10:09 AM
seriously. I don't fucking care about breasts. I don't. All I'm interested in are the nipples. Gigantic nipples. Helena? You got nipples? Back to work, slut.
5. good - December 4, 2007 10:11 AM
She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebrity dating club MeetRich.com ! "She is very picky about guys," according to officials of that site.
6. fergernauster - December 4, 2007 10:16 AM
I can pick my nose & eat it at work because I am behind a screen.
7. Chauncy Gardner - December 4, 2007 10:16 AM
Wow, she looks astonishingly alive in these photos. Does this mean Tim Burton isn't a necrophiliac?
8. RichPort - December 4, 2007 10:18 AM
Hey you fucking morons. Noone give's a rat's ass millionairecelebridiot.com or any of your panderings. And this Helena Bonham Carter is about as useful as a titless stripper.
9. fergernauster - December 4, 2007 10:22 AM
I have to say.....she still looks better than me pregnant and in the wind tunnel.
I wish I had breasts that size. My fried eggs will attract a partner someday....
10. fergernauster - December 4, 2007 10:34 AM
I don't want to see HBC's bazooms.
I want to see close-ups of Britney's crusty, oozing skin eruptions.
Stat!
11. Kim - December 4, 2007 10:44 AM
One of her knee high stockings are falling down. I thought only old ladies wore knee highs with dresses.
12. LayDeeBug - December 4, 2007 11:01 AM
God, I love her. She just doesn't give a crap. Fucking Marla Singer, RULES!
("God, I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.")
13. fergernauster - December 4, 2007 11:08 AM
I would pop, then lick the oozing contents of Britney's whiteheads, so long as they were on her ass and not her face.
14. MMB - December 4, 2007 11:10 AM
where did these indians that are writing these retarded meetrich.com things come up with "fertile douches" for all those old posts...i was just thinking of that...man i need a new job...i am way bored
15. High there! - December 4, 2007 11:20 AM
She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her and veiny breasts. Is she single now and with children? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebrity dating club MeetBitch.com ! "She is very picky about guys privates," according to officials off that sites.
16. FRIST!!! - December 4, 2007 11:29 AM
fergernauster, you need help
17. Jimbo - December 4, 2007 11:41 AM
Hey Frist you have mail!!
18. Mr Semprini - December 4, 2007 12:00 PM
Hey, you! Yeah, you, the pandering MeetRich foreigner spam-artist wad-hole. How much do you get paid to ride that horse? I want to know because, here I am, working 40 a week for what? If you're making close to me, I want your job!
19. lauren - December 4, 2007 12:04 PM
#11, you ever seen maternity pantyhose?
20. cinder - December 4, 2007 12:17 PM
She is o so very beautiful! And this site is awesome full of nice people to beat.
21. martino - December 4, 2007 2:25 PM
Is it just me, or does post #5 read like spam?
22. chachazoom - December 4, 2007 3:33 PM
I think she's looking more and more like her freakazoid hubs. I'd be besides myself anticipating the overly large head that's growing in there. Oh, and cute dooesn't age well.
23. BBW is a con for fatties to feel better about being a fatty. - December 4, 2007 3:49 PM
I love this chick, she rules, the knee high is so uncool but does she give a fuck?? Does she fuck!
24. julee - December 4, 2007 8:02 PM
OMG. It is said that she is in an interracial dating at interracialconnect.com and she is dating with a black guy there. seems the username is Helenalover
25. E. - December 4, 2007 11:35 PM
Is she wearing like knee highs under the regular pantyhose? I don't get it.
26. jacknasty - December 5, 2007 12:06 AM
wow, she is a true beauty.
27. babyglyniss - December 5, 2007 12:28 AM
preggie cant look hot???
28. toya - December 5, 2007 1:24 AM
she is just like pregnant. wow. I don't know whyu her photos can become a hotties on sugarmommeet.com, on where rich women can find their sugar babies .
29. greyson - December 5, 2007 10:23 PM
is she at all related to johnny depp? because they look exactly alike. and they're in the new willy wonka together. and every story about her on here has something about johnny depp in it...
30. sweet girl - December 6, 2007 8:47 AM
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