Dec 11 2007Heidi Montag thinks she can sing

vapid ho. disappear.

wow she is pretty but she cant sing!

first!

Dang

wow she is pretty but she cant sing!

wow she is pretty but she cant sing!

what a big mouth you have

FIRST!!

she looks better with less clothes. still wanna stuff her mouth with my fist. and weener.

Oh shucks

God DAMN that bitch likes to walk around with her mouth open (remember them bikini pictures)?

If I ever cross her path, I'm gonna throw a rabbit turd in there.

sing? fuck no I don't wanna listen, she looks capable of deep throating a horse, I'm scared of her breath.

There's only one thing that mouth is good for and it ain't singing!

If she sings anywhere near me, I'll be glad to drive a car over her.

I can't believe no one is trying to help that poor girl, looks like she is having a seizure or a stroke...oh wait she's just a dumb ass. FALSE ALARM PEOPLE.

worst singer ever but if you've seen the famous bikini pics, there's not a heterosexual male on the planet that would not want to pound that into oblivion.

I agree, Fish. This bitch is a waste and should be pummelled to death immediately.

PS = I'LL give you what you want for Christmas.

"thinks she can sing" and swallow Santa's sleigh! WTF? She has a huge mouth (insert perverted comments here)! Isn't she wearing fur too or is faux or is it fox fur? WTF? Why all the hatin' fur-wearing celebs nowadays? I want Futureman's number! What is it Fish?

Next time just throw up some Rorschach ink blots and make some commentary. I just like the stuff you say. I could care less about what you posted today.

I didnt realize jay lenos daughter could sing.

You see that? Yeah. You see Montag's gigantic fucking mouth. You know what I'd like to do that flapper? No, not my penis - not this time. Close, silly. What I really wanna do is shit right in to Heidi's goddamn throat. Not in to her mouth. Straight to throat. Imagine the guttural excitement as you loosen your muscles to feed little Heidi your own feces! It would be no different that a mother bird feeding her hatchlings. Eat, Heidi! You must grow strong. For the winter's coming and you must not be ill-prepared. Splat.

TOASTED!!!

#22,
Congratulations!!! There have been a ton of sick posts on this website in 2007, but as of today, you are leading in the "Sickest Fucking Post of the Year" contest. Get some counseling so you are well enough to attend the end of the year banquet.

I really hate this woman.

Isn't this the same one who basically said that she'd rather be dead than have small breasts?

Another fake boobied Hollywood clone. Yawn.

Well at least apparently she is capable of getting in and out of a car while wearing a short dress without flashing her privates. Maybe she can teach Britney this trick to spare us all further pain.

Seems to me she serves no purpose whatsoever unless in an almost complete state of undress. And even then, well ....

she is so FUGLY and FAKE (boobs, hair and nose). She needs to shut up and go back to Colorado.I'm tired of fake whities.

Who the fuck is Heidi Montag?

#22 made my day.

The thing that pains me most is that girls all over the country rush to their TVs to watch this blond pile of waste do NOTHING. Teenage girls should be watching Ateam reruns. Good for the mind, body and soul.

she's some piece of shit from the hills who thought that a nose and boob job was magically going to give her a singing career. she has a douche bag fiance too.

OK I hate this chick's boyfriend so much that I actually want to punch her square in the chops. Not that I would ever hit a woman.

I don't know how someone a know so little about can annoy the hect of me. She will do anything for a spotlight.

She needs to pull a Jessica simpson and get that jay leno jaw shaved down. And she needs to stop making such goofy faces. She's not pretty enough to pull off goofy and still keep her dignity.

damn I hate this girl with a passion. she is super annoying, her and her little dog spencer. i hope she wanders into traffic and gets struck by a plumbing truck.

16 If by "pound that into oblivion" you mean with a hammer then you're correct

She looks quite stupid, really.

HORSE FACE!!!

This uggo is so desperate for attention..

I saw her profiles and nude photos on nudistmingle.com . Being naked is comfortable and healthy. Nudism is divine and natural, do not regards as porn.

#41, Sure Stephen with a ph. But I think you took the nudist thing a bit too far tonight. I saw Stephen pushing a sheep over a fence with no clothes on and his dick stuck in said sheep. I yelled, "Hey Stephan, are you fornicating with that sheep?" To which he replied, "Yes, and it's not baaaaaad." Go to Stephenfucksasheepbutclaimshewashelpingitoverafence.com for the photos, but do not regard it as porn.

PLEASE STOP THE CRAP!! I'm deaf annyway!! Throw of those clothes and start licking kim kardashian!!

Christ, it's a screeching skeleton.

I'm sooo on "Team Heidi"...but I reeeally don't like her song!

she looks so lovely and so happy.someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site RichLoving.com you know it is a site for rich men to seek sexy girls.. what a slur!

#24? Gay-Teddy from West Hollywood? I wasn't planning on showing up for the "banquet". I'm too fucking cool for that queer shit. As a matter of fact, I'm just too goddamn cool for school; and that (...) is why I never graduated. Doritos!

Damn D R,
You are like, my new hero. Everything you say is a sweet little point wrapped in shock value paper. I'm serious, I might love you a little.

Can I follow you around and tell you how you're cool all day, everyday? If I kiss your ass too much though, I know you'll turn on me.

Hmm.. you also have the option of being my bitch then. So what will it be.
Ript

wow. thats a uh, big, mouth shes got there.

Being your bitch? I've never given the thought of being somebody's bitch much thought.

Dick, do ya' think it would hurt? Being fucked-in the ass religiously? I don't know, Dick. I just don't know. Maybe if I learned to take it? Maybe.

Ript. Don't worry about me turning on you. I'm not planning on beheading you with insult. As long as you send me naked pictures of yourself. Satan!

She HORSE FACE!

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picture #6 gave me an idea to turn this whole thing into an animated gif

Oh good, another blonde chick from a TV show that I don't watch.

Where is Britney driving recklessly at a high rate of speed when you need her? Or at least Lohan? C'mon! Either one of them could drive over an entire preschool class and, at most, spend half a day in jail. So for "accidentally" running over this waste of space, they'd probably get a public service award from the Governator. Start your engines, ladies!

Can you just please stop covering this idiot? No one wants to read about her, and you're helping to create this celebrity frenzy around a worthless talentless OBNOXIOUS nobody.

YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVEE HEDI SHE IS THE COOOOOOOOOOOOOLEST!!!!! TRY BEING NICE PEOPLE!

#56. Please be kidding or kill yourself . One or the other.

@ 56. She plays the victim very well. That's why she seems so "nice".
Why does she always have her mouth open?
I'm guessing these pictures are a hint that her and Spencer aren't breaking up for the Hills season 3? Hmm...but Spencer does have a nice body under that suit..

it ain't over till the ugly girl sings...

What cumb dunt.

dawk

someone give the nice horsey some sugar cubes so it will shut the fuck up

She may be the single greatest musical artist of all time

Christmas day is approach ! join us , let us enjoy funs

She looks so tarded in the clip. Her and her pimp troll should seriously disappear already.

she is doing sth that make her face dirty,she doesn't realize it? pity.......find a person at http://pinkmingle.com to share your opinion.. gogogog..

D. Richards-

Of all the people to run into on this site.... I have to be the one to run into the asshole.

Who cares about this fucking moron! So she has a big mouth big whoop!

Who gives a fuck!!!!

why wont she just go away and quit this singing crap. SHE SUCKS!!!!

I bet she has a huge set of nuts under that dress

I think you guys are assholes. You obviously hate people that have more money than you and you want to tear that 'bitch" to shreds cause that's what you think would fix her up. Like rape hu? You guys really need to think about what you are saying. People are fucked. Stop tearing these people apart.