Dec 11 2007Hayden Panettiere makes a great stocking stuffer
Hayden Panettiere went Christmas shopping with her mom in New York City yesterday. She’s seen sporting some tall-ass boots with her short skirt. Now that’s some holiday cheer. But you know what isn’t full of holiday cheer? Having your wife come home early to find you’ve been dressing the tree in Hayden’s cheerleading outfit. That’s full of holiday divorce. Clearly she didn’t think it was cute that I blamed the dry cleaners for using too much starch on the tree skirt. In hindsight, I’m surprised she wasn’t tipped off the day I folded it into a coffee table and stood on it to change some light bulbs.
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Reader Comments
1. vane - December 11, 2007 5:03 PM
Great legs!! Beautiful
2. lol - December 11, 2007 5:04 PM
second post
idk.. i wouldnt fuck her..she has absolutely no body
3. whoneedsenemies - December 11, 2007 5:06 PM
Her mom looks like Patricia Arquette
4. D. Richards (Scum.) - December 11, 2007 5:12 PM
Nothing bad to say. I'm attracted to Hayden like any caring father would be. I wanna call Hayden "daughter"! I wanna "daughter"! Do daughter! You've been a good-dirl haven't you, Hayds? Yes, you have. Daddy loves you. Oh (!) Daddy loves his little girl. Now wash up, honey. Yum.
5. sad people - December 11, 2007 5:12 PM
i love her boots
6. Malffy Hernande - December 11, 2007 5:17 PM
I actually saw her yesterday and didn't spit at her, no I wouldn't anyway she's cool.
7. combustion8 - December 11, 2007 5:33 PM
Those are actually normal sized boots.. her legs are just that short.
8. FRIST!!! - December 11, 2007 5:33 PM
OH MY EFFING GOD!!!!!! I'm going to rename this site the superSLOWcial
It took half an hour to load on DSL!!! WTC!!! Hard to be sneaky at work when your shit doesn't come up!!!
Ugh...I need a brewski..
9. zz - December 11, 2007 5:36 PM
Haha # 7
That's a completely ridiculous outfit.
I am getting SO sick of her, she's always photographed doing absolutely nothing of importance. She's 17....go to school or something, bitch
10. Banana - December 11, 2007 5:40 PM
God damn, she is so fucking fine
11. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl - December 11, 2007 5:40 PM
That old hag next to her in the last pictures needs some high boots too! Cover that shit up!
12. Not Your Mom - December 11, 2007 5:49 PM
Her cinnamon ring needs a flogging.
13. Ript1&0 - December 11, 2007 5:52 PM
I get you, man. This chick is a fucking child.
Baby Veal.
14. nagger nplease - December 11, 2007 5:56 PM
test
15. nagger please - December 11, 2007 5:56 PM
test
16. grobpilot - December 11, 2007 5:56 PM
Yep, take a look at mom. That's an indication of things to come in a few years for her.
17. BunnyButt - December 11, 2007 5:57 PM
Why is mom, who has to be at least 50 looking at these pics, dressing like her 18 year old daughter? Damn, woman, dress in something age appropriate! You can't pass for -20 no matter how hard you try!
18. BigBoneDaddy - December 11, 2007 5:59 PM
I want to hit that like a homerun in the 9th inning.
19. Sir Mix-A-Lot - December 11, 2007 6:00 PM
Those are known on the street as "fuck-me boots."
20. xoxo - December 11, 2007 6:01 PM
sooooooooo tired of this hayden cunt.....boring boring boring. she looks like an 8yr old.
21. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl - December 11, 2007 6:04 PM
Hayden is demonstrating to Britney how NOT to look like a confused 70's clown hooker in a flapper dress. They're called "cfm's" Britney, not gtfom (get the fuck off me) boots!
22. Chauncey Gardner - December 11, 2007 6:11 PM
Hayden represents the blonde piece of popular high school tail that most guys never got to bang. That's why broads like her are always popular with grown heterosexual men. I personally will be focusing my jizzblast on her tan little thighs when I jerk off on these photos tonight.
23. shaggy - December 11, 2007 6:19 PM
another puss in boots, this one's cuter though. i agree with chauncey - she'll be wearing those boots for a long time in my mind.
24. Auntie Kryst - December 11, 2007 6:21 PM
I guess she's not involved in anymore important causes like saving dolphins and child literacy. We've already got those pictures so it's time to move on. My faith in her is completely shaken. Only way she can make it up for me if I see pics of her in these boots hanging around the Holland Tunnel. Make her put the cheerleading costume on too.
25. Burgernoodle - December 11, 2007 6:27 PM
please. can we get something more interesting than hayden fuckin panettiere doing damage to her credit card with mom in new york city. i mean, i'd rather watch reba reruns. no, i'd rather watch reba fucking sleep...
26. bijou - December 11, 2007 6:29 PM
lol. Did no one even comment on how cold it is right now? Neither one of them are wearing tights or nylons!
I think some black tights would have made the whole thing cuter anyway - ... wonder why the Fug Girls didn't jump on this one!
27. notmeganharris - December 11, 2007 6:32 PM
I guess her mom saved her pennies and had Hayden's nose done. It's so nice how she does without for the sake of her child.
28. Claudia - December 11, 2007 6:34 PM
She is beautiful! very beautiful;;;
29. BAH!! - December 11, 2007 6:36 PM
she is boring. very boring.
30. White667 - December 11, 2007 6:37 PM
fuck yeah..
31. emily - December 11, 2007 6:41 PM
yum...just take a look at her mom and see what the future holds for her. Although her mom looks like she's had 5 or 6 too many surgeries...
32. Dan - December 11, 2007 6:46 PM
She looks like a 12 year old trying her hardest to look older and like a whore.
Fuck your obsession with this midget Superfish, I'm sooooo fucking tired of seeing this average midget on this website again and again and even worse, you unfairly glorifying her average self. Get back to Kim Kardashian. Kim's hot Superfish, but not Hayden. Hayden is for losers who have never touched or seen a truly hot chick in their lives and who hide a stash of child porn in their computers. Even sluttied up and trying her hardest like in these pictures, she still looks the same... like a 12 year old midget trying hard to look older and managing to look ridiculous in the process. Hell, she isn't even developed. She's 18 and looks 12. Her face is very average, leaning towards the ugly side. Her body is like a midget's, 4'9'', no boobs, no ass, waist even wider than her non-existing hips, stubby. What's there to like or find attractive about this chick? Anyone who finds her attractive finds every 12 year old girl walking around attractive and boner inducing too.
33. A bored guy. - December 11, 2007 6:51 PM
UH, THIS SITE IS SO FUCKING OVER.
can I just ask what happened to this site? Dude, this used to be the BEST site and now its...it's only updates (and very slow ones at that) about girls and either how hot they are or how hot their not - and even then there'll be some kinda sexual refrence in some form or another.
Get back on the ball man, please, cos right now its not worth coming here...
34. The Happy Warrior - December 11, 2007 6:53 PM
I'd stuff her stocking... Bam! Still got it...
35. - December 11, 2007 6:55 PM
#33
I second that, and it gets really annoying when the ramblings are about how hot some chicks are when they are NOT, like this one.
36. LL - December 11, 2007 6:59 PM
And I, too, agree with #33.....zzzzzzzz
Check it out....another young actress's mom trying too hard to fit in
And another young actress overrated times 1 million.
I like how it's....cold. Was it necessary to wear those boots and short skirts? A nice pair of jeans would be a little more appropriate, don't ya think??
And um. Do something useful with your time Hayden. You never seem to do anything but walk around in expensive outfits talking on your phone. ALL the time. Never anything different.
I almost hate this site now. Almost.
37. Jenny - December 11, 2007 7:04 PM
skirt in the middle of winter in nyc??? are you kidding? Her legs must have been freezing.
38. YES you fucking did! - December 11, 2007 7:07 PM
THANK YOU 33. i wholeheartedly agree. this is ridiculously boring and totally inconsequential. i used to laugh out loud at nearly ever post. these shitty ass updates are boring me. yet, i keep coming back. just hoping...
39. evelyn - December 11, 2007 7:23 PM
Its FREEZING here in New York.
I forgot to wear socks today and nearly died. Her crotch must have crystallized.
40. Caligula - December 11, 2007 7:25 PM
# 33, # 35, # 36
Please shut the fuck up.
41. YES you fucking did! - December 11, 2007 7:31 PM
dude, #40, are you telling me that "Hayden Panettiere went Christmas shopping with her mom in New York City yesterday" is fucking worthy of mention?
WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK!
42. endoftheshityear - December 11, 2007 7:42 PM
Fuck. She looks absolutely beautiful in that main pic.
Good for you, Hayden.
43. julee - December 11, 2007 7:50 PM
She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will know why people want interracial dating after seening it
44. Brian - December 11, 2007 7:57 PM
Is it just me or are people getting sick of seeing others with their damn Starbucks cup. If I see one more celebrity (or anyone else for that matter) with a fucking starbucks in their hand I think I might just puke. By the way, this bitch without makeup looks like my 11 year old neighbor
45. Ted from LA - December 11, 2007 8:02 PM
Julee,
Thanks for the tip. After "seening" it, I recommend another site for you. You'll see great photos at juleeisafuckingcrackwhore.com. The only better site to find naked interracial pictures is at juleesucksdonkeydicksforexercise.net.
46. herbiefrog - December 11, 2007 8:16 PM
aaaahh cute : )
whats with all the hateful comments guys?
oh... you forgot that you dont run this site : )
loosers : ) )
47. motherfrakker - December 11, 2007 8:28 PM
switch to the old picture format goddamit!!!
48. nagger please - December 11, 2007 8:55 PM
She's carrying my jizz in that cup.
49. yep - December 11, 2007 8:58 PM
yep im with 47.
50. Travis - December 11, 2007 9:01 PM
man, if you're high on anything and read that joke, it's funny as hell.
51. temp - December 11, 2007 9:15 PM
she looks super cute.
:)
love the outfit!
52. Laughing God - December 11, 2007 9:35 PM
This is pointless, let's talk about the darfur genocide.
53. Karisha - December 11, 2007 9:47 PM
She is cute as a button! Pick her up and put her in my purse! Except for those boots....not into them...hahaha nope..she is...get it? Into them...yea whatever
54. Da Man - December 11, 2007 9:59 PM
Now that is a hot young woman. Look at that cute face, that style, the sexy boots. She shows just enough to be smoking but doesn't have her cooch hanging out. Why is it only the coked out beef curtail hags do that? I wanna see more.
PS: Hayden it's time to step up to this!
55. David - December 11, 2007 10:25 PM
She is cute. Some of my friends told me she has left some of her nude photos on a nudist date site named nudistmingle.com. many celebs posed nude, rencetly such as Vanessa, Sophie Monk. It is porn path? No, I do not think so. Many celebrities have the nude photos, because they are intersted in nudism.
56. yup - December 11, 2007 10:27 PM
My semen weeps for her.
57. Ted from LA - December 11, 2007 10:46 PM
#55,
Fuck you DAVID!
I am going to coin a new phrase for all of the world to use for Lohan, Brit, Paris, etc. I want any money made off of this from this day forward. In the 50s in Vegas you had the Brat Pack (Frank, Deano, Sammy, etc.). This new pack is the Crack Pack (it is a double entendre too!!!), get it... sniff, sniff, look under my skirt... It's BRILLIANT. For the record, I am sick of the Crack Pack. Hayden needs to find a more useful skill than shopping. What the fuck do these Crack Packers do with all the shit they buy??? I shop about 5 days a year, which apears to be about 360 fewer days than the Crack Pack.
58. Ted from LA - December 11, 2007 10:46 PM
#55,
Fuck you DAVID!
I am going to coin a new phrase for all of the world to use for Lohan, Brit, Paris, etc. I want any money made off of this from this day forward. In the 50s in Vegas you had the Brat Pack (Frank, Deano, Sammy, etc.). This new pack is the Crack Pack (it is a double entendre too!!!), get it... sniff, sniff, look under my skirt... It's BRILLIANT. For the record, I am sick of the Crack Pack. Hayden needs to find a more useful skill than shopping. What the fuck do these Crack Packers do with all the shit they buy??? I shop about 5 days a year, which apears to be about 360 fewer days than the Crack Pack.
59. Ted from LA - December 11, 2007 10:48 PM
My first double post!!! Long live wine!
60. gerard Vandenberg - December 11, 2007 10:56 PM
She is starting quite at an early age with that crap!!
Where and what is a fucking celeb without shopping?
It looks like they start career BECAUSE of that TRASH-SHOPPING!!
61. Caligula - December 11, 2007 11:05 PM
# 41, How is it any more or less important than anything else written on this page? If something big happens, Fish posts it. Otherwise, filler is better than nothing at all. Deal with it.
62. das - December 11, 2007 11:32 PM
How scary.. men in their early thirties checking out jailbait. The intelligence of American Kids these days is a lot less mature when compared to the rest of the world.
So in reality Hayden is like .. twelve.
63. das - December 11, 2007 11:34 PM
oh, and her mom look like Jenna Jameson which is not a good thing.
64. aja - December 11, 2007 11:34 PM
I agree with # 33's comment. The new photo format sucks monkey ass too.
65. charle - December 11, 2007 11:53 PM
She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan! Just a question about her, is she single again? I saw her profile on millionaire dating site RichLoving.com last week. Just curious!
66. Ted from LA - December 12, 2007 12:38 AM
charle,
I think you are playing dumb and you're very good at it. Does she look like an owl sound (hoooot) or is she hotttt? If you go to charlesucksdickformoney.com, you'll see pictures of yourself
67. Bobo Brasil - December 12, 2007 12:41 AM
WTF is that pile of words supposed to accomplish? What the hell is the rant about the writer wearing HP's cheerleading costume? Is he/she pretending to be someone else? How does the transition to the overstarched "tree skirt" work? WTF is this idiot talking about?
Also, nice thighs.
68. Monkey Man - December 12, 2007 12:55 AM
I don't get her appeal. She's not fugly, but she's nothing special. She's what I call a "mall chick". Go to any mall and you'll see a million girls with the same look.
69. haroof - December 12, 2007 1:03 AM
She's obviously quite aware that the entire world wants to fuck her.
70. Belinda - December 12, 2007 2:32 AM
Guess I've been underdressing when I go Christams shopping.
71. Kingnitro - December 12, 2007 2:50 AM
She is a cutie no doubt! But I see her going Lindsay and Brittany! Too bad what a waist!
72. HilD - December 12, 2007 3:21 AM
She looks awesome!
73. pajaro - December 12, 2007 3:36 AM
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74. whatever - December 12, 2007 5:07 AM
Nice "fuck me" boots. I'll be jacking off to that image tonight.
75. Anonymous - December 12, 2007 6:04 AM
You could find a million other 16 year old girls that look just like her. Boring. Overrated. NEXT
76. Narcissist - December 12, 2007 6:28 AM
Her mom could definitely use some hosiery, cuz her knees are banged up. Haydens super powers must protect her from the cold. I saw it in the TV box.
Old picture format!
77. illegal.dishwasher - December 12, 2007 7:14 AM
I would love to glue her eyes shut......................
78. my comment - December 12, 2007 7:20 AM
Her mother is way too old to dress like a street walker. Unless of course, she IS a hooker. That might explain the mini dress and fossil-like knees.
Hayden on the other hand just goes full throttle whore in thigh high boots and micro mini. Seriously, only sex workers dress this way in public.
79. titsonsnack - December 12, 2007 7:32 AM
What is the big deal about this chick? Sorry I have never watched Heroes. So I guess I don't "get" it. Plus she looks like a kid.
80. ph7 - December 12, 2007 8:15 AM
I'm dying to know what her publicist pays Fish to keep posting her pictures.
81. cholo mcspread'em - December 12, 2007 8:46 AM
her face is pretty, but those boots are laaaaaame.... way to try too hard.
and mom? ewww... been using your daughter's money for surgery much?
82. jeff - December 12, 2007 8:53 AM
anyone seen the L&O where hayden plays a young HS chick who fellates a dude in a designer store for clothes. so wrong it's right....
83. hausfrau - December 12, 2007 9:40 AM
Ohhh, and there is the stage mom, using her daughter's riches to buy herself ridiculously age-inappropriate clothing and shoes. It's only a matter of time before Hayden-babe finds herself sporting a pink wig with those boots and wondering why she just can't seem to focus anymore....
84. Scotty Four Fingers - December 12, 2007 9:43 AM
The obsession with young girls is about as dirty and wrong as Paris Hilton doing a spelling bee. This chick is for guys who actually watch Heros instead of Monday Night Football. Later these same clownshoes will end up on Dateline's To Catch a Predator and think to themselves, "Damn I recognize this kitchen."
85. Scotty Four Fingers - December 12, 2007 9:43 AM
The obsession with young girls is about as dirty and wrong as Paris Hilton doing a spelling bee. This chick is for guys who actually watch Heros instead of Monday Night Football. Later these same clownshoes will end up on Dateline's To Catch a Predator and think to themselves, "Damn I recognize this kitchen."
86. Scotty Four Fingers - December 12, 2007 9:43 AM
The obsession with young girls is about as dirty and wrong as Paris Hilton doing a spelling bee. This chick is for guys who actually watch Heros instead of Monday Night Football. Later these same clownshoes will end up on Dateline's To Catch a Predator and think to themselves, "Damn I recognize this kitchen."
87. Hollywood Hasher - December 12, 2007 10:09 AM
Who needs stockings when you've got boots like that!?
88. high school senior - December 12, 2007 10:27 AM
whatever 22,
she looks like a freshman goody two shoes that is waiting till marriage.
89. Furman Munchster - December 12, 2007 11:49 AM
Lord, that gal's got some thunder-thighs. I's in loooooove!
At least, I am until she balloons up like a zeppelin and crashes to the ground, screaming "I've fallen and I can't cause anyone to get it up anymore!"
90. Fugon Gr8 - December 12, 2007 12:24 PM
People keep saying that she is wearing a short skirt in the middle of winter in NYC. It isn't the middle of winter. Moreover, it isn't even the beginning of winter. However, it is the end of Fall. I guess it is that damn global warming that has everyone thinking that it is Winter already.
91. dbizle - December 12, 2007 12:54 PM
Look at how she shows just a little bit of her blue skirt under her coat.. that just makes me want to stocking stuff her
92. dbizle - December 12, 2007 12:55 PM
Look at how she shows just a little bit of her blue skirt under her coat.. that just makes me want to stocking stuff her
93. The Real Scooby Doo - December 12, 2007 1:03 PM
She is a little hottie. The folks who are hatin' wish they could bang someone like her. I just hope she doesn't turn out to look like her mom. That's scary.
94. Blu Magic - December 12, 2007 1:07 PM
at #90... it is winter u crackhead! have you checked the temperatures. just because some outdated calender tells u it's the end of fall doesn't mean that it actually is. it's fucking negative degrees and snowing outside. i think that counts as winter.
95. XFILE102 - December 12, 2007 1:22 PM
OMG!! How old is she? Am I going to hell (or Jail) for the mess I just left on my Desk?
96. Grubwort - December 12, 2007 1:35 PM
In that center pic she appears to be pointing at wood.
That has a certain irony to it, because my wood is pointing at her.
97. put the ugly people in the back - December 12, 2007 2:49 PM
"For God know what reason, they compare me to Lindsay Lohan!"– Hayden Panettiere, on certain media coverage of her, to Teen magazine ...
Umm what useless spoiled brat activity are you engaged in AGAIN? Yes that's right spoiled whore shopping AND now please turn and look at YOUR MOM, is she not a nasty old cougar ho living vicariously through you and pimping you out for her filthy fame addiction? Dina Lohan much.
That's the reason.
You're welcome, genius.
98. mick - December 12, 2007 3:09 PM
pretty sad when your mom has better legs.
99. GGG - December 12, 2007 3:15 PM
I HATE, HATE, HATE this site. It used to be funny and witty. Now the writer sucks so all of the funny people who used to comment here have left too. What the hell happened? Is a 17-year-old the new writer? Everything is about young, hot, worthless "starlets." There's got to be other people doing stupid things in Hollywood!
I would love to see a week without a single post about Lindsay, Hayden, Britney or Paris. Then the lazy @sshole who runs this site would actually have to put something newsworthy up. Hmm, what a concept!
100. endoftheshityear - December 12, 2007 3:43 PM
#99
Each full current day should always be shown on the main page, then all can go into the archives and be replaced by the new current day ones at noon
That way, smaller articles about lessers can be shown too, without risking the latest non-news-worthy articles about BSpears go where they deserve, into the ether of non-existence for all of eternity
Or, have some kind of divider between days
But can you be serious, you don't want to see HPanettterwhatever in her F-me boots in sub-zero temperatures with her aging mother wearing the exact same tacky outfit? what better metric is there, for the decline of western civilization?
101. Kill a Jap Save a Dolphin! - December 12, 2007 3:46 PM
she's hot. I hope she does some porn.
102. LayDeeBug - December 12, 2007 5:48 PM
99 - Remember the posts about Kirsten Dunst being a "troll" with "corn teeth?" That always made me howl
103. Loran - December 12, 2007 5:51 PM
OK!!! Someone help me!! Sorry this is totally off subject but, my boyfreind is being a totall jackass!! He dosn't even care about me any more. He kissed another girl and almost every night he will go and get drunk and wach football
all beacuse he's the star quarter back at our school! but I just cant stay away...
no matter how much I want to and I relly fucking want to. I think he just asked me out beacuse Im a cheerleader
FUCK!!!!! Sombody please replie with an fucking answer!!! Should I stay or should I kick this jackass to the kurb?
104. Liz - December 12, 2007 5:52 PM
Great boots
105. Barbie - December 12, 2007 6:35 PM
those boots are hottt!!!
106. Deliverer of Truth - December 12, 2007 8:06 PM
#103, you should fuck the backup quarterback, blow the running back, then intercept a pass with your tight end. Once you are done with all that, feel free to shut the fuck up.
107. Narcissist - December 13, 2007 9:02 AM
@98 YUCK! Her mom looks like blue bones cutting through dough or paper. Her moms skirt could stand to be several inches longer. Hayden's all round and peppy.
@99 Seems like a kinder gentler writer or something. I noticed it back around those Adrian Lima airport pics, like the writer was trying to be not so harsh. I thought maybe there had been complaints. I also noticed because in that Kelly Brook(?) lingerie premiere thing, the writer didn't mention that creepy orange model in the red.
Actually, seems like there's only so much you can say about what a dumbass Spears is.
@102 That was the shit. That Paris and Vaggo meet the parents was alright, and something else in past days.
108. Chauncey Gardner - December 13, 2007 9:08 AM
88,
Even better. }:^D
109. Santa - December 13, 2007 2:14 PM
#90.
If is halfway through fucking December.
It doesn't get much more "Winter" than that.
Christmas Day is in just over a week....Get a clue.
110. pinkdate.Zu5.net - December 14, 2007 11:32 PM
she is like an virgin, she is seen chatted with a lesbian at http://pinkmingle.com , is she acting the role of persuading? funny words, oohhhrrrrm.....
111. Joe - December 29, 2007 2:44 PM
I'd love to lift up that skirt and pound away at her from behind while she's wearing those boots. She's probably not wearing any panties anyway, so it'd be easy.
112. Kirk - January 8, 2008 8:05 PM
Wow! The boots are amazing and she really knows how to wear them!!! What is it about boots than is so electrifyingly sexy? Too bad more women don't take her fashion sense.
113. meoffjack - March 22, 2008 4:14 AM
fuck her close man i just want c her naked!!!