Dec 12 2007Dog says ‘Surf’s up, racism!’

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I couldn’t resist posting this picture of Duane “Dog” Chapman grabbing a smoke outside of a Greenwich Village restaurant yesterday. The dude has pretty much fallen off the face of the planet since the whole N-word debacle. But I know that scientifically can’t be possible because his wife’s breasts are still blocking the sun allowing the Earth to enjoy eight hours of darkness.

Photo: Pacific Coast News

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FRIST Biatches

nice boots Dog. I hope they are paid for.

youre stupid dogg papman

I want to swing from his nappy hair and yoddel like Tarzan.

Second you fuckin cunt.

Get a Life FIRST....its a darn shame you have nothing esle going in your world where being first brings you such joy.

I wonder if he's still a "hero" in his town

Goddamn lag! It's not like that when I'm with a girl. I bet.

Your blog is very, very interesting.

I still love the dog.

My joy is having a mullet like dawg

I think I saw his profile on meetrichwhitetrash.com Anyone know if this is true?

He could sniff my butt and do me doggiestyle, any time!!!

@5 & 8 Die Troll!!

every1 shuld get over it. everyones a little bit racist sometimes ( like the avenue q song) lol no matter how much u deny it.
that guy is the shit

I would like to see for myself exactly how low his balls hang. And possibly how they taste. And how their product tastes. But if he scooted on my rug, the deal would be off. That's Jimbo's world, not mine.

He's still a douche bag with weird hair you say... interesting!

#6, that wasn't me, you idiot, and I really don't care that you think I have no life. Because I'm proud of that fact..

Actually I just don't feel like working today..

@14 I hate you, troll. *I* am the real Jimbo, now where is my bukkake?

Jimbo you'll have to scrape it off my face.

@19 Hey Troll, your brother is calling. He wants to bend you over the bed and do you again.. You know how much you love taking care of your brother. You better go now..

I can't figure out who he thinks he is - The Legend of Billy Jack???? The Indian Guy who cried a single tear over pollution?

I'm not saying what he did and said is acceptable, but I think we go a little overboard with ostrasizing people. What he said wasn't nearly as bad as Michael Richards rant. Yeah, he is a bit of a white trash redneck, but he did bring that piece-of-shit, Andrew Luster to justice, so that makes him ok in my book.

Hi Wally.

Don't you know Santa Claus is watching you?

Ok, #20 troll, you may take over for me. I have to get some work done now..

Have fun!!!!!

Jimbo Says I came Frist last night

@26 HAHAHA you so funny you stupid fucking troll..

poor Dog. I kinda liked him.

He's the aging Vega-hipster uncle that everybody is embarrassed about.

I felt kinda sorry for him that his kid totally screwed him over. Still, he shouldn't have been so stupid.

Cowabunga, Ni ... hey, leggo of the DAWG'S arm! No thanks, I'll scratch my own ass!

The only thing funnier than Dog Chapman eating at a Greenwich Village restaurant is the headline. Surf's up racism! That's some funny shit Brah.

dowwwwg the bountyyyyy hunteeeerrrr!

#30 what?? Your only concerns are that his kid exposed him and that he was stupid enough to get caught?? We should burn this Racist prick alive. Dawg the Bounty Hunter Bonfire. We should attach his nuts to a car battery that will shock him every time he uses any slurs.

Why is he so damn ugly???

I adore him. I'm glad he's still kicking.
Kicking ASS.

Got get 'em dog.
Racism rocks.

And theres how you've divided a country Dog.

The majority of the racist ignorant south who voted George Bush in all still love dog the bounty hunter

and The majority of the North who have opened a book in the last decade know that words like N***** and racism and George Bush kinda realize we can do without them.

Still remember when I talked to a guy from the south and asked him how in the world could you vote for George Bush (cause i'm pretty sure I would of voted for a monkey if that was the alternative)

He replied with

"Well Boya, It's dem better der to vote for dee devil you know den dee devil you don't"

Words of wisdom which leave me still enlightened.................

Dog= Full of FAIL!

This is a petty, unrelated comment, but her breast allow the earth to enjoy "8 hours of darkness"? I am pretty sure that it is dark for more than 8 hours each day. Okay that was very stupid to point out. Thanks ya'll

I can't believe that this mullet-sportin', giant jug lovin', goofy sunglass wearin' assclown jaboney was allowed within 100 miles of NYC.

Indianapolis? Sure. Dallas? Yup. LA? You betcha. But, NYC? Dog must have got lost and stumbled in the back door. That's right, the Bronx.

@#34 stfu ya fuckin fanatical jerk.

btw I think anyone who uses racial slurs is stupid. That includes black people who call each other the N word,

As a blackman, i endorse #42's statement.

Stop smoking, already! Your face is looking like an old catchers mitt!

LOL@22
I think he is emulating what he thinks Danny Bonaduce will like like in five years..

#6, douglas, while your sentiment was in the right place (because people who claim first are fucking idiots), you clearly don't know what the fuck you're talking about. If you did, you'd know that the real FRIST!!! would never write such a thing. Plus, she uses 3 !'s, not two. And she's fucking badass. And can drink your ass under the table because like me, she probably has what you could refer to as a drinking problem. Anyways, decent effort on your part, but for future reference know who is a troll and who is not, or just keep your fucking trap shut.

The Dawg is living proof that religion turns people into complete fuckin hypocrites....ie. religion is like a cloak people wear to pretend that they are more righteous than they really are...as long as they say the GOD word a few times a day and "pray" then they are showing the world that they are really good people who care about others and society but all the while behind closed doors committing all the usual human acts of indecency and harm to their fellow man. Hey Dawg, take this home to your wife ....( who is by the way a totally gorgeous babe if she could just lose a few fuckin pounds!!)...and wannabee law enforcment Nazi children..... your a fuckin phoney ass lying prick!

Catching a smoke eh? See how he even hides the cigarette behind him so its not in the picture? Sneaky man. No trust, liar. Hawaii is made up of many people, some good and some not. Duane Chapman is not Hawaiian, he doesn't have the integrity to be a true Hawaiian man.

You guys hate him because he said the N word in a private conversation? You have never said anything in a PRIVATE conversation that you wouldn't want played on international media round the clock? This is ridiculous. Don't the other things he does in his life (help people out, track down criminals, etc.) kind of balance it out? Does he act like he's racist when he's dealing with people directly? Isn't that what counts?

This guy smokes? You have got to be shitting me! He looks so clean-cut. Next thing you're going to tell me that he drinks, he's a racist moron, and his wife is a slob. God bless America.

Hey 37, the civil war is over bud. There is no North and South. Just Americans, and last I checked the lowest test scores in the country come from the inner city NORTH. Oh yeah and most of the great writers of said books you mention are from the South. Poe, Capote, Twain , Faulkner etc etc etc.

"We should burn this Racist prick alive."

Yes, because I'm sure you've never made a racist remark or stereotyped anyone in your entire life, Mr. Righteous.

Your person joining teri hatcher in the madhouse. YOU TWO MATCH EXTREMELY WELL: THIS IS THE NEW "DREAM COUPLE"!!

"Dog" is such a piece-of trash. A no-talent piece-of shit. I just want him to fucking die now. People would ask me before it wasn't politically correct to like the "Dog"; do you watch "Bounty"? Fuck no I don't watch that trash! Have your fucking head looked at.. Get the fuck away from me. Cunt.

What the fuck is going through the minds of television producers? Nothing.. You know there's this guy, I think his names "Dog". Apparently he's a bounty hunter or something - - he lives in Hawaii; yeah, he's a bounty hunter, and he lives in Hawaii! Amazing! But yeah, I thought the same thing: they have that many fugitives in beautiful Hawaii? Okay. Anyway, what if, we send a film crew to follow this guy - does he have a wife (?), not sure, we'll look in to it - but the film crew follows the guy around Hawaii and video tapes him (...) busting people? Yes! Yes! Money. Does he smoke? He will! Wait, and he's from Texas?! Can it get any better?

Hehehehe. He looks like Chuck Norris' DAD.

he is a cool man.someone just found he is wondering on the online sugar baby site seekingsugar.com, a place for rich men to seek extramarital relationship... you can guess what he is doing there if she really joined the service.

#56 You are fucking Ganesh and the Sacred Cow. If you don't stop doing this for a living (no matter how hungry your 11 children named Lakshmi are) you will spontaneouly combust into a fireball of epic proportions right over New Delhi and all your neighbors will know.

Where can I get this snappy outfit? And them flabby guts?

OMG. It is said that this guy had a profile at a niche interracial dating site named interracialconnect.com. Does he want an interracial marriage
like Hottest Interracial Celebrity Couple Seal and Heidi Klum?

Nice boots. I haven't seen those since like 1987. What a hillbilly. Oh and nice try Julee. Everybody recognizes those post as spam. I'm insulted you think I'm that stupid.

he's no different than the people that post on this site with the stupid comments. He just got caught... and the people who post the racist crap here.. have not yet.. ,but yet.. I bet they smile in a 'N's face all day @ work... or wherever

he's no different than the people that post on this site with the stupid comments. He just got caught... and the people who post the racist crap here.. have not yet.. ,but yet.. I bet they smile in a 'N's face all day @ work... or wherever

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