Dec 21 2007Criss Angel behind Pamela Anderson's almost-divorce

Hmmmm, he wanted to use Pamela as a new beard? If he's not a flaming homo then my gaydar needs to be recalibrated.

This guy looks like such a dork...I don't really understand why he keeps getting all these women.

What a dirty unwahsed peice of shit this guy looks like. Why do we allow people like this to live on American Soil. I can't wait till I am the dictator of this country. I will give people a hygiene test, and inteligence test, and an attitude test and decide who gets to live based on their results.

Yes, totally sick of this loser, maybe he'll get Cancer.

Mega douche. of the highest caliber

Phony who uses camera cuts when he does his tricks.

/watch one episode of his show
//it SUCKED!

Judge not lest ye be judged.

all of you.

you make me sick

funniest shit i've heard all day. i'd pay to see the trick where he attempts to reattach his rotted off penis.

Isn't a little useless to blame Criss Angel when Pamela would sleep with a farting gorilla if it smiled at her. She has a constant need for sexual attention from anyone/anything. Not the dudes fault.

So CONSCIENCE FOUND, you enjoy my ass last night?

#6, thanks again for turning off the caps. It shows you are only somewhat retarded. I actually read your comment this time. STOP JUDGING ME!!!

Fucking hypocrite...ANYWHO........

I had a dream about Criss a few weeks ago, he was such a nice guy!!! What a weird thing to dream about. The guy looks like a confused 13 year old..

Ok, I have a stupid question I need to ask. It's been a while so I can't remember details. So was it Saloman who made the Paris sex tape, and if so was he IN it too? I'll tell you why I was wondering that in a sec..

37lbs of bling doesn't hide slovenly.

in Jodi's Butt I shot My Nutt
If You would judge me butt butt butt
It was Jodi who invited
Me to Butt Fuk

#10 - Yep, that was the Rickster in the first Paris video.

#10. yes paris hilton's sex tape was with herself and rick solomon

He has pretty Haircut

http://x3virtual.com

EVERYONE POST THIR PERSONAL PROBLEMS HERE OK?

THEN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER.

EXCELLENT, EVIL DOERS

Conscience Found, why are you here? Go preach somewhere else...no one here cares.

Conscience Found, why are you here? Go preach somewhere else...no one here cares.

Hey Criss....next time, take one step closer to that bar of soap.

mkay?

.

#6, as usual, not following you're own advice.

That should be "your own advice" ...

That should be "your own advice" ...

bawka bawka boo hoo

I love Chrissy! I also love to receive spam offers for medications and and bank loans. Oops, I digress. Chris is an angel.

Why is this tard famous? He's a fucking magician, they're all complete douchebags. Criss (even his name is fucking stupid) reminds me of those magician assholes that bother people at bars. They break into your conversations and do some fucked up slight of hand or card trick then beg for a couple of dollars. Man I hate those pukes.

PS #6 pride is the worst of the seven deadly sins. Go repent, or fuck off, your choice.

Auntie, I know what you mean, that happens to me all the time except their slight of hand always seems to wind up on my ass....

Or maybe they are just trying to steal my wallet...

Please don't harsh on him. Does anyone want to start a new fanclub? Send me a message and let's discuss. chris_cambra@yahoo.com

#26 - You're a chick, why would someone want to steal your wallet? Why would you have money? For that reason why would you even be out of the kitchen? No, having babies don't count, that's why there is a kitchen table/birthing bed.

16- ok! Lets see. I'm hung over..... I have family coming into town tonight and my house is not clean enough..... I have laundry in the dryer that I don't want to fold. I hate people that stand too close to me. My skin sometimes gets dry during the winter.... I need new shoes.... I wish my nails would grow faster....I'm not very good at cooking steak, cause I don't eat it......

bored yet?

Yeah, me too..... my personal problems are so..... not very problem-ish..

I'd hit it.

If he took off all that friggin' jewelry. Otherwise it'd be like rolling around in a rock tumbler.

I love Kris...he is soo freakin sexy....love his clothing style....yup he's smokin.....

Wait. THIS guy?!?! THIS is the guy that broke up her marriage?! Mr. Hardcore Double Diamond Handcuff necklace? Pammy, those handcuffs from Hot Topic don't actually work, I don't know if you knew that. They're pretend.

Who know like, fake. Like all the poser douches you've ever gotten with.

@28 - I like Frist she is sweet in a slightly off kilter kind of way. That said, I think your retort was great. Please forgive me Frist.

FAKE! - the thought that comes to mind every time I see this asshat of magic.

Oh, jesus.. There's nothing lamer than a middle-aged magician. Wait, is that? I think it is! Look at the 'bling'! Yeah. Jewelry makes you so cool, Criss! Agh. Maybe you could fit a couple more rings on those fag-illusionist fingers.

Also, Hot-Topic is the place for a forty year-old man to shop. More dragons, man! Everybody knows that, right? Criss is forty years old. Hardcore.

You know that you've hit rock bottom as a man when you're furious about some fucking magician stealing your woman away. Go, Saloman.

I like veggi's idea.

#16 - I have only rubbed one off today, although it was at work, so maybe that counts as 1.5. I won't get to shake hands with Abraham Lincoln again until tomorrow because of unwelcome house guests. That's about the only problem I have. Some people have circulatory problems, mine are generally mastubatory.

attention whore. Man he is painful to look at. He looks pretty fucked up in these pics.

A ring on every finger? What a giant tool..

#2

he keeps getting all the women because women love money and confidence. he has both

Pam's standards are low and declining fast. I think I have a shot.

Looking at Cris Poseur's jewelry I think he is the only guy over 15 to have ever purchased those items. The pinky ring is free if you buy a Wham! album online.

#33 - Don't get me wrong, I love Frist, she's seksi.

Oh, that was funny! Kitchen table/birthing bed....you crack me up!

#33 I take "slightly" off kilter as a compliment, so thanks..

FUCK!!! when is that biznatch going to fax me the order, once I get it in my hot little hands and fax it to our client I get to go home for 4 days!!! How the fuck long does it take to make a cover sheet for the love of god, call yourself a professional? IT ONLY TAKES ME LIKE 30 SECONDS!!!!!!~!

Sorry, I wanna go home..

So are Cris's pointy fingers a penis substitute?

who cares about her divorce? her divorce is like me eating rice everyday.

This tool will be husband # 5... or whatever number Pammy's onto now. I lost count.

Criss looks like a little faggot. pillow biter.

This guy is SO over compesating for something. BLEH. I don't know any women who wear even half that much jewellery. Houdini must be spinning in his grave knowing this tool and that douche David Coppafeel are the faces or rather asses of magic in the 21st century.

I bet he's really good at making penises disappear.

Also please tell me where he shops to get this look? Really who sells shit like this and how can we get them to stop. He looks like some kind of the deranged meterosexual heavy metal listening cock loving biker or the short term; Richie Sambora only gayer (if possible*scrolls up to see Mr. Magic again, yep it's possible).

Are those rings gifts from his fans, I can just picture a croud of assless chapped fans throwing their cockrings on stage. It's like throwing roses at the ice capades, only gayer (if possible *scrolls up to see Mr. Magic again, yep it's possible). Or maybe all those rings are from his various commitment ceremonies who says you can't be a gay polygamist. Infact you could get
away with it much more easily than the striaght poly's cause the gov ain't touching that shit. They' just sweep it under the big rug of America and pretend it doesn't exist like a Mom with a drug addicted teenager, or like Britney's Mom does with every iota of reality she can't face.

I thinks he is so cute. All of the men here are just jealous of him. If I was single, I would go out with him in a second if he asked me.

#48
"Ritchie Sambora, only gayer".

NICE!!!!!! heh heh!

"I can just picture a croud of assless chapped fans throwing their cockrings on stage"
Even better!!!!
But, you could have thrown a David Lee Roth comment in there to make the milk come up my nose when I laughed just now!

This is the least of his problems in this particular photo, but I can't stop visualizing him flat-ironing his hair.

He's SUCH a bottom.

Why does Pam get all the cuties?

# 50-

What is a cockring?

Lynn? A 'cockring' is a heavy duty ringed device that a person slides on to the base of an erect penis, causing the penis to remain engorged with blood (hard) for hours, upon hours of sexual deviance. Cockrings were made popular in the early-eighties by a Mr. Jerry Falwell. God rest his soul.

By 'throwing' a cockring on to the perverbial 'stage', one would be thrusting (Oh yeah!) their homosexual lust towards a willing sodomite. Much like a woman throwing her bra and-or panties on to said stage. So I've read. And masturbated to.

Mother dear has also masturbated to unflushed toilets, cat litter boxes, her own cotex, baby flies on road kill, watching her mother have sex with the big black dudes, Nazi war films (typical self-hater), medical waste (she used to bring home those horrible bags from work, and me when I suckled her dried out nasty mammary sacks.

#55? Dick, you forgot to mention my love of mutilated children. Mmm. The smell of a freshly punctured corpse's stomach. As-a matter of fact, I just might unbury one of my beautiful elementary-aged experiments. Children keep for years under my kitchen floor. Josef Mengele out!

I'm still confused about what makes this guy a douchebag. He's pretty damn amazing at what he does. I laugh my ass off when people say "he's fake" or "all the shit he does is so fake" Of course it is you fucking morons.

Insider News :
Ladies - never trust a magician. They're always trying to get away with something.
Suggestions (like after a card show or something)
You (the lady) : So. That's all well and good. But is there anything you're trying to keep from me ? I need honesty in this relationship.
Magician guy : WTF you talking about hun ? Abracadabra ! Hun. Abracadabra.
You (the lady) : After watching 'Bewitched' - I tried Abracadabra to clean the kitchen...
Magician guy : Do you have a sister ?

Wow, handsome. I begin to understand why so many people at pubspa.com discuss him and share his movies and videos all the day.

Well duh.

"ever since i was a little boy i was always fascinated in the idea of solid through solid" -criss angel (complete with his lazy r accent)

Sleeping with Pamela Anderson is something you should put off until about 15 minutes before your death. She has so many diseases you can be certain that at least one of them will kill you. There should be a register somewhere that people can check to see if their potential partner has slept with Pam before getting involved. Hey, I wonder if Britney is still doing Chris?

I told you before:
PAMMY HAS NO DICK, you faggot!!

It's so funny how you guys try to rip this man apart for no apparent reason except that the ladies find him hot and charming. Whether you think he's hot or ugly, I've never seen him do anything close to being a douchebag... he's actually pretty charming and well-spoken. Don't hate!

#64 It's not that I don't respect Chris A for what he is, it's just there's something inherently feminine about a guy who spends that much time on his hair. not that there is anything wrong with that. If he secretly craves the cock it's none of my business anyway.

That is one FUGLY dude!!!! Does absolutely NOTHING for me!

He seemed to appear on a millionaire&celebrity club
www.Richcupids.com
I think almost the hot girls there want to date this handsome man.

I can't wait for Dog the Bounty Hunter and Criss Angel to sign my "15 minutes are up" t-shirt.

I can't wait for Dog the Bounty Hunter and Criss Angel to sign my "15 minutes are up" t-shirt.

Danklin, the reason he's a douchebag is because it's been proven that his supposed "magic" are a lot of post special effect video editing. You're the same asshole who goes to see "harry potter" and wonder "wow...how did daniel radcliffe levitate that book?" Give me a computer and 20,000 dollar editing software...I'll make your stupid post dissapear.

>I'm still confused about what makes this guy a douchebag. He's pretty damn >amazing at what he does. I laugh my ass off when people say "he's fake" >or "all the shit he does is so fake" Of course it is you fucking morons.

Oh, and one other thing. Don't accuse me of thinking magic tricks are real. A true magician like Houdini didn't need a mac to astound his audience.

Oh, and one other thing. Don't accuse me of thinking magic tricks are real. A true magician like Houdini didn't need a mac to astound his audience.

Oh, and one other thing. Don't accuse me of thinking magic tricks are real. A true magician like Houdini didn't need a mac to astound his audience.

Never trust a guy that wears more jewelry , and obviously takes longer to do his hair than most well groomed, stylish women.

I have some magic for my baby Criss in my pants.

Ugh, he's nasty ... and gross ...
and sexy.
Yup, really sexy.
Dammit. *bites lip*
WHY do I think he's so hot!?!
xxB

I'd love to know what you insignificant "bashers" look like. You keep going on about his looks, what is so amazing, drop dead, and jaw dropping about you? I don't see any of you doing photoshoots etc. A bit hypocritical. Most likely a bunch of 34 year olds living in their mother basements, who've been pushed out of society and now must crawl in the horrible depths of the internet. Also, 95% of the shit he does is not real, thus this is why they're called ILLUSIONS. Wow, doesn't take a rocket scientists to figure that out!
Also, Pam is a disgusting, pathetic, and talentless women. The only thing she's good at is creating porn. Thats her AMAZING talent. Is it me or is she looking washed up anymore? Maybe all the plastic surgery has finally taken a toll.

In every pose he's tryin hard to show his bling. Who wears THAT many big rings? And the bracelets and stuff, his arms must be heavy!

Plus those 3 earings in the last pic.......looks ridiculous!

This guy had a profile at kissinterracial.com which is a niche interracial dating site. There where love is color blind. It is kind for all blacks and whites.wanna interracial marriage there.my firends find her man in that web.she says it is really a good web to make friends!

why is he so sexy??

criss angel is the best ever he is so so so so very sexy and hot and the best magishon ever if he asked me to go out with him i would say.....................................................................YES