Dec 19 2007Britney Spears kicked out of Four Seasons
Britney Spears is no longer welcomed at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills which has practically been her home the past several months. The five-star hotel is tired of the paparazzi swarming the entrance and has asked Britney’s people to make sure she doesn’t return, according to TMZ:
On top of that, the spectacle that is Miss Spears has been garnering so much negative press around her erratic rendezvous, that the hotel no longer desires to host the wayward popwreck.
This isn't the first hotel to close their golden gates on the ex-pop princess. Brit was asked not to return to the restaurant at the swank Chateau Marmont -- after allegedly smearing a plate of food on her face in front of guests.
Aw, poor Britney. I guess she’ll actually have to live in her million dollar mansion. That’s some cold-hearted shit. I mean, I at least share a one bedroom apartment with my pot-smoking roommate. It’s pretty awesome. The toilet doesn’t flush which is all kinds of hilarious and, one time, the heating bill was so high I got to eat Easy Mac for a whole month! Sweet, huh? But, wow, living in a mansion around the holidays? I don’t know anyone who could do that. It's almost like torture.
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1. wickedone - December 19, 2007 3:33 PM
first bithezz
2. ph7 - December 19, 2007 3:33 PM
Motel 8 is too good for her.
3. Shallo Val - December 19, 2007 3:34 PM
THERE's that flippin' dog! Boy he's big.
4. Shallo Val - December 19, 2007 3:35 PM
THERE's that flippin' dog! Boy he's big.
5. granny panties rule - December 19, 2007 3:38 PM
check out the last photo. Is she wearing giant clown panties?
6. Guest - December 19, 2007 3:39 PM
good for them. People shouldn't treat her like a celebrity because she's trailer trash. Nobody actually cares about her. If i was her, I would shoot myself.
7. adeliza - December 19, 2007 3:39 PM
I'm diggin the biker/cowboy/dirty slime stained pants look.
I mean, what a fashionista she is!
Oh, and those clown panties sticking out from her jeans! Gotta love those too. They look like the floor mat from the game "Twister". Geez......
And the little doggie.....
She has him dressed up in a Frenchman's Mime outfit. I wonder where his beret is?
Probably up Shitney's fat, pimpley, cheeto-fart stained ass.
8. Dee - December 19, 2007 3:42 PM
She can always go back to the trailer park!
9. MindRiot - December 19, 2007 3:45 PM
Why in the hell does she stay at hotels anyway? I think she has TWO mansions in Beverly Hills - I haven't seen anything written about why this bitch stays at hotel - anyone?
10. minniememe - December 19, 2007 3:47 PM
Does she know that Factory 2 U has flip-flops on sale? She needs to burn every pair of boots in her closet.
11. veggi - December 19, 2007 3:47 PM
She looks like she JUST discovered the kegel excersise..
12. D. Richards (Teacher.) - December 19, 2007 3:52 PM
I would sacrifice my perverbial children to have been able to witness Britney Spears smearing a plate of food all over her fucking face. I would have laughed, and laughed. What a performer. It would have rocked to get a picture with Britney after she covered herself in bacon.
Because she was dining on a five-star plate-of bacon! I'm so funny.
Load the gun, Dick. Do it. Kill them and then kill yourself. VT! VT! Seung-hui Cho. You're my idol!
13. Auntie Kryst - December 19, 2007 3:55 PM
@9 Right on, why is this stupid bitch living in a hotel? What's even worse is fucking Hollywood pussies in general. No one at the Four Seasons had the balls to just throw her shit out onto the street and tell the cunt not to return. They had to talk to her "people". What the fuck is that? At the very least they could have slipped a note into the USA Today. Wait, that wouldn't have worked. Better to put a note into her room service bill.
14. veggi - December 19, 2007 3:56 PM
It's what I use to recover from Jimbo's savage fistings. He's such a romantic.
15. Gerald_Tarrant - December 19, 2007 4:00 PM
Four Seasons Management: We fixed the glitch.
Four Seasons Owner/Chairman: You told Britney not to come back?
Four Seasons Management: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So she won't be welcome anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.
16. Can'tFukStrangersInHerMansion - December 19, 2007 4:02 PM
Britney likes the hotel because if she gets horny at 2 a.m. she can go knock on a neighbors door and ask to speak with someone whose dick is hard. The only person she can screw at home is her body guard and like you know she's been there and done that.
17. jeff - December 19, 2007 4:04 PM
britts five star no more
kicked out for causing trouble
justice has been served
18. veggi - December 19, 2007 4:05 PM
15- aaaaaaaaahahahaha!
oh, and 14 troll, give it a rest, eh? you're old, unfunny, and quite gross really..
19. www.usaidwhat.wordpress.com - December 19, 2007 4:07 PM
she's hawt.
20. The White Urkel - December 19, 2007 4:08 PM
She can always crash on my couch. As long as she lets me do her in the butt.
21. FRIST!!! - December 19, 2007 4:15 PM
Hey guess what I just heard???? Britney's little sister is PREGNANT!!!!
Wonder how that happened?
22. veggi - December 19, 2007 4:18 PM
She looks like she JUST saw one of Jimbo's skidmarks.
23. deaconjones - December 19, 2007 4:20 PM
@20
Dont forget, fat girls give great helmet, too
24. Concience Found - December 19, 2007 4:23 PM
***===~~~ ***===~~~ ***===~~~ ***===~~~
GOSSIP IS EVIL.
YOU ARE DOING EVIL.
INSTEAD OF MAKING FUN OF OTHERS' PROBLEMS,
WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN 'PERFECT' LIFE.
***===~~~ ***===~~~ ***===~~~ ***===~~~
25. extracheeseplease - December 19, 2007 4:24 PM
Cardboard box, shopping cart, blankets and fritos...Four Seasons-on-the-Go
26. shaddap the trash and cheetoh phrase is old - December 19, 2007 4:26 PM
she looks hot, i like her careless style
you kids are nerds
27. Synthia - December 19, 2007 4:26 PM
@24 - don't waste your energy. This is how they choose to express their Christmas spirit. I bet their favorite present is when somebody else's gift falls to the floor and shatters.
28. Grim Reaper - December 19, 2007 4:27 PM
Yes a crack head Motel is her next stop, Death will be close behind
29. Matthew - December 19, 2007 4:29 PM
Britney::hey yall hi yall I am homeless yall I hope brandine and cleatus have space in there trailer park and some moonshine...Hotel manger::don't come back trainwreck
30. extracheeseplease - December 19, 2007 4:30 PM
@#24 gossip isn't as evil as liars. You're a liar...You lied, I know you lied. You did eat the last cupcake...LIAR!-jesus hates liars.
31. Lowlands - December 19, 2007 4:30 PM
Maybe she's asked to leave because people are only allowed to stay for a maximum of four seasons at this hotel?
32. ChristmasSpirit - December 19, 2007 4:30 PM
I AM EVIL
GOSSIP IS EVIL
#24 HAS A BUTT WHICH I"M SURE LOOKS EVIL
PLEASE ACCEPT MY EVIL EJACULATE IN YOUR BUTT
I FEEL HAPPY NOW
33. minniememe - December 19, 2007 4:31 PM
@29 tee-hee, you said 'hotel manger'. there's no room for her at the inn. and it's christmastime. the irony, oh... the irony.
34. kirsten - December 19, 2007 4:33 PM
@13
Actually they did tell her to her face when she tried to enter the parking garage one night. They made her wait, and she thought it was because they didn't recognize her because she was driving her Mini. The parking attendant spoke to security through an intercom, and they verified she couldn't enter because she WAS Britney Spears. The look on her face was hilarious. Then with her quick wit and southern drawl she responded, "This place is old anyways" and had to back out.
35. The Self Righteous Spell Checker - December 19, 2007 4:33 PM
#24 "concience"?
36. ricki the fruit - December 19, 2007 4:35 PM
Britney looks cute, like her doggie, loves it! and blackout is awesome biatch!
37. D. Richards (Jesus-is the reason.) - December 19, 2007 4:38 PM
#24? I just found the Holy-Ghost thanks to you! Praise Jesus! God, I wanna suck him off. Gulp. Thanks.
I've found that the best Christimas spirit is abducting a stranger that you meet caroling; beating the stranger unconscious, fucking the victims mouth; drowning the christian in the toilet, then hauling the body to the nearest home-made nativity scene.
Honey, that wiseman looks so life-like! He slumped over. Must have been the wind.
38. Sauron - December 19, 2007 4:39 PM
What a shitty hotel this must be what kicks out hotelguests and after that announce that publicly.I hope she took her revenge by taking the hotel towels and slippers with her.
39. Gerald_Tarrant - December 19, 2007 4:53 PM
@27 - Fuck, you mean to tell me it's Christmas? I hardly noticed because I was so busy trashing the celebretards all day. I hope I have enough time to buy presents for all my family.
40. Chonny - December 19, 2007 4:59 PM
I have a great plan to get Brit into the hotel she so desperately deserves. All we need is a couple of iced Starbucks lattes, a hot dog and a sign drawn in crayon reading "HOTEL" to place over the one that reads Mental Health Facility. If we can add in some paparazzi and maybe a car with no tags or insurance for her to drive, it's a guarantee she will stay. it's so tragic that it's come to this. Her mom should have dragged her kicking and screaming to rehab a long time ago...but that would have meant spending less time ghostwriting books about being such a great parent and more time actually being a parent at all. Not to mention the mistake she made canceling the "Birds and the Bees" talk with Jamie-Lynn to go get a manicure...
41. Anonymous - December 19, 2007 5:01 PM
This is great.......every time I see a picture of JLS on any of the celebrity websites, I just bust out laughing........man, did she ever fuck up her life.........
42. Anonymous - December 19, 2007 5:03 PM
This is great.......every time I see a picture of JLS on any of the celebrity websites, I just bust out laughing........man, did she ever fuck up her life.........
43. Synthia - December 19, 2007 5:10 PM
#39 - good one! (...dreams Gerald...highlight of the day).
44. Spiraticus - December 19, 2007 5:39 PM
Agree with #2. Hillbillies should not stay in luxury hotels.
45. yukadoozer - December 19, 2007 5:57 PM
dose r her depends.
46. BunnyButt - December 19, 2007 5:59 PM
#24, if gossip is so evil, how the hell did you find your way to this website? You must've been searching for celebrity gossip to get here (though I suppose you could comfort yourself by saying you were looking up "information", not "gossip"). Your dirty, lustful thoughts that led you here make you as guilty as anyone else.
47. Dr. Nappy - December 19, 2007 6:01 PM
I hope she gets it together soon. For her sake. Money is not infinite you know. Brit.
48. Conscience Found - December 19, 2007 6:02 PM
#46 WHATEVER, CUNT
49. theredsnapper - December 19, 2007 6:12 PM
this bumbling idiot needs to be kicked off the planet..
xxx, snapper
50. Motel6 - December 19, 2007 6:21 PM
Don't worry britney we'll leave the light on for ya.
51. BunnyButtStruckANerve - December 19, 2007 6:25 PM
@48 - Hey Conscience Found you ain't tough enough to save our souls. Go back to masturbating for your mother,
52. Edna Bambrick - December 19, 2007 6:45 PM
#48 reported!
53. Jimbo - December 19, 2007 6:48 PM
Who gives a shit?? The entire fucking inbred Spears family can crawl back into the fucking cave and die. .
54. Gerald_Tarrant - December 19, 2007 6:57 PM
#52 - Not this Edna shit again. It was old last year, even older now.
55. Anonymous - December 19, 2007 7:11 PM
Dina Lohan if furiously working the phones, trying to find a boyfriend for little Ali..........gotta get her knocked up quick, gotta keep the media around, gotta keep that $$$$ coming in........"But Mom, it HURTS!!" "Trust me Ali, it will all be worth it. You'll make a lot of money"..........
56. WHAT! - December 19, 2007 7:12 PM
Britney Looks like she went poop in her pants in this picture. Prrrrrp! (I went caca)
57. Pikachelsea - December 19, 2007 7:14 PM
wtf, why is she ALWAYS making that idiotic constipated face?
58. MindRiot - December 19, 2007 7:28 PM
All together now....SKANK.
59. Michael Vick must Die - December 19, 2007 7:42 PM
@24 how about you stop worrying about "gossips" and learn to SPELL? CONSCIENCE - PIGSHIT THICKO DUMBFUCK has an "S" if you can't spell it don't write it! Now fuck off.
60. Ript1&0 - December 19, 2007 7:49 PM
Alright, I'm back.
First, my opinion about Jamie Lynn. I support her decision to have the kid, even though I don't agree. It's a ridiculous idea to have a child at 16, but it is after all, her body and her choice.
The real tragedy here is that she has to give birth before even learning how to fuck properly. So basically her shit will be busted for life before she got a really good chance to use it. And that, my friends, is a real shame.
As for me, I have a lot more freedom. And now I'm about to enjoy that very freedom by fucking myself with multiple things. See? No children required. And certainly more enjoyment than a 19 year old boy could provide...
Now, if you'll excuse me... this could take awhile.
61. LOVE IS COLOR BLIND - December 19, 2007 7:50 PM
Many fans of Britney! But who knows she had a profile at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don't think so. I think it is sexy.
62. Lisa - December 19, 2007 8:19 PM
What is up with her face all the time?? Does she try to look ugly on purpose??
Ugggh..
63. ph7 - December 19, 2007 9:03 PM
>
the Pap shoot 5,000 pictures of her a day looking normal (relatively speaking for Brit) but the pic that pays $$$ is the one that she either flashes a cooter, nipple, or thong, or one that makes the celeb look ridiculous.
Sexy or silly pays.
64. Anexio - December 19, 2007 9:30 PM
HEY!!! #15. Gerald_Tarrant - Best GD comment on this otherwise pathetic thread.
Thanks man, you're in charge now and by the way, Auntie Kryst, I'm gonna do you at some point. Get ready.
65. cookie monsta - December 19, 2007 10:39 PM
I bet the little hamster in brit's head is running the treadmill like fuck right now, trying to find a way to 'out-whore' Jamie because of this pregnancy. I'm sure there is no living way this would make her take a good look at herself, even though as a mother she hasn't proved anything except that she is the ultimate in dysfunction.
66. gerard Vandenberg - December 19, 2007 10:53 PM
OOOH WHAT THE HELL, your fucking "TRASH" doggie isn't even allowed to SHIT over there. So find another spot because this fucking doggie is the only living thing what's left since the kids went for "a walk" with daddy!!
67. chiharu - December 19, 2007 11:08 PM
gross
68. Tapeworm - December 19, 2007 11:18 PM
Donkey punch the sow.
69. a doe - December 19, 2007 11:31 PM
I'm sorry...all I can think about when I see her is her 16 year old pregnant sister. What is UP with this family?????
70. doe - December 19, 2007 11:51 PM
OMG. What's wrong with her?
71. valerie - December 19, 2007 11:55 PM
I just wondered she turn to be a lesbian. You know we found her profile on http://www.femmate.com. That's a dating site for Pinks only.
72. YakiManiac - December 20, 2007 12:37 AM
I heard " ERLENE & CRAB MAN " invited her over to spend Christmas with them and the family... EARL & RANDY both said she could sleep in their bed if she went through a nuclear decontamination chamber first
73. NY Bride - December 20, 2007 1:55 AM
She looks constipated...
74. (I live inside Amy Winehouse's Head, I'd escape but I'm scared of that round thing on top) - December 20, 2007 2:02 AM
Ever notice that the spambots don't speaka da Englesh????
75. KingWang - December 20, 2007 4:13 AM
Good to see she can drive with a face like that not only in straight lines, but also those nasty U-turns when people run your skank ass off........
At least all the world can now figure out that K-Gimp is why her kid looks like my neighbors dog........
Then again, looks like she has laid off the crack pipe and picked up the Jack in the Box Triple with Cheese...........though you can still see the Grand Canyon of Crank Damage on her face..........
So hot.........but gone so quick. Kind of like my diarrhea last week..........
76. ScuttlingCrab - December 20, 2007 4:28 AM
I'm a devout Christian... Kneel and pray every night... Don't go to church because the preachers are all Freemason pedos, who work for Jews, and they lie... But that hasn't turned me against Jesus.
I also gossip constantly. To me, nothing is more Christian than gossip sites, because they show you how one wrong decision, one sinful thought, can lead you straight down into the crapper.
Most people can't see very far ahead, they do what they want in the moment. Looking at celebrities' lives you can follow the chain of bad decisions that culminate in someone becoming a raving lunatic on their way to Satan's dustbin.
77. Wiley - December 20, 2007 4:56 AM
#36: Are you sure Britney's doing with her doggie? He's really too small for that. Does she tie a rope to his tale for recovery?
78. emely - December 20, 2007 5:12 AM
terrible
79. emlui - December 20, 2007 5:15 AM
What's wrong with her?
80. duna - December 20, 2007 5:22 AM
I think she is sick
81. duna - December 20, 2007 5:23 AM
She is really terrible. I think she should be sent to hospital. Have you watched her recent video? If you see, you will why so many people scold her at pubspa.com.
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83. Auntie Kryst - December 20, 2007 9:00 AM
@64 Sir, I am honored. Looking forward to it friend.
84. gerard Vandenberg - December 20, 2007 10:27 AM
I think somebody put a DILDO on her seat!!
85. Conscience Found - December 20, 2007 10:33 AM
I AM SO RIGHT.
GO BACK TO MAKING FUN OF DENNIS QUAID AND HIS INFANTS.
H8TERS
86. BunnyButt - December 20, 2007 12:53 PM
#48, nice demonstration of your moral superiority. I'm sure your minister loves that filthy mouth of yours.
87. sicksiteradio - December 21, 2007 12:48 AM
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88. felix - December 21, 2007 10:46 PM
what is wrong with her? eat something dirty?
frankly speaking, i don't think she is beautiful, but many friends from sugarmommymeet.com said she is good. for god sake i don't know the reason, but i think they are reasonable for i know they are picky. you know it is a site where rich women can seek young cute men and men can find extramarital affairs....