Dec 11 2007Britney Spears is… I don’t even know
Britney Spears is back to wearing her pink wig again and was spotted late last night outside the Hustler Store where she allegedly shoplifted a pair of panties a few weeks ago. I have absolutely no clue what she’s wearing, but after seeing Britney’s outfit, I’m now convinced she deserves to have her kids back. Sean and Jayden are being robbed of seeing a role model in her prime. Where else will they learn how to act like a caffeinated moron with a porn addiction? On the school bus? I don’t think so. That’s a lesson Britney’s kids should learn at home from their mother. But, you know, after they play inside her Frappucino cup fort and drink sippy cups full of gin. That's just smart parenting.
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1. cowgirl - December 11, 2007 1:02 PM
Is that Ozzy's kid? (say that 10 times really fast in a row)
2. Bigheadmike - December 11, 2007 1:04 PM
Britneys mom must be proud. Top 5 baby.
3. ChiTown Eric - December 11, 2007 1:04 PM
Oh Lord no she didn't. Those boots are back. She must be storing coke in those boots between her toes so she's high all the time. When we she just go away.
4. D. Richards - December 11, 2007 1:05 PM
Those swarmy photographer creaps really bug me the fuck out. I have no problem with those guys being run over. As-a matter of fact, I'd like to see more of them run over and more often. Killed even. Does anybody actually think those bastard's lives mean a goddamn thing other than nothing? RIght. Of-course not. More photographer deaths! Britney, dear? Start killing.
5. Guy - December 11, 2007 1:07 PM
She doesn't actually look that bad in the other photos, just a weird angle the camera was in in the first few
6. ugh - December 11, 2007 1:08 PM
crazy
7. veggi - December 11, 2007 1:09 PM
She looks like a pez dispenser.. which makes me look forward to the weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!..
8. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl - December 11, 2007 1:09 PM
Frappucino's are so last season Britney! Get with it! It is latte time now!
9. Vince Lombardi - December 11, 2007 1:12 PM
She can't stay away from drugs thru the holidays??? Pathetic.
10. Ted from LA - December 11, 2007 1:14 PM
Fish,
You say "porn addiction" like it's a bad thing. From the looks of this picture, I'm guessing her mother had sex with a peacock or a flamingo at some point in the past.
11. Dave Kujan - December 11, 2007 1:15 PM
So if this new image format is here to stay, is anyone going to fix it so it actually works in Google Reader?
12. veggi - December 11, 2007 1:16 PM
9- say who what???????? Are you kidding? The holidays REQUIRE sedation.. duh! What, is your family normal????..
13. Bag-o-fun - December 11, 2007 1:16 PM
She looks more and more like one of those cheap manequins you see in the front window of seedy neighborhood porn shops - complete with nasty wig and pre-worn lingerie.
Wow, Britney, looking GOOD.
14. butter - December 11, 2007 1:18 PM
i wish i could kick that frap out of her hand and take her downtown to fix her weave
15. Gerald_Tarrant - December 11, 2007 1:20 PM
I watched the video on TMZ and I actually felt sorry for UnFitney. She reminded me of Anna Nicole Smith when she was totally wacked out.
16. FRIST!!! - December 11, 2007 1:21 PM
Sippy cup full of gin??? What the fuck??? She can adopt me..
17. TS - December 11, 2007 1:23 PM
WHAT THE..........................................................????????
18. TS - December 11, 2007 1:23 PM
WHAT THE..........................................................????????
19. Chauncey Gardner - December 11, 2007 1:23 PM
It's obvious from the color of her wig that she's starring in the upcoming Sony Pictures Classics production EAT LOLA EAT.
20. Mr. Truth - December 11, 2007 1:24 PM
LEAVE HER ALONE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING DUMB!!!
:'( WUAAAAAAA!!!
21. Nathan - December 11, 2007 1:27 PM
Remember "Devine" from John Water's masterpiece "Pink Flamingos?"
22. mememe - December 11, 2007 1:27 PM
i really hate how they did this new picture thing...(yeah, really technical language, i know)
anyway, i agree with #4--I don't get why so many people say "you signed up for this when you decided to become a ____" I don't see how being an entertainer and being better at it than most people somehow means you should have droves of paparazzi following your every move, and you can't complain about it
not that I can blame the paparazzis for followin britney around...you turn away from her for one second and you might miss her overdosing on pixy stix and cheetos
23. Matthew - December 11, 2007 1:27 PM
britney::hey yall hi yall I am being back as a trainwreck yall ::photographer::trainwreck
24. Auntie Kryst - December 11, 2007 1:28 PM
@9 Coach, you got to give Britney credit. It's only minutes left in the 4th quarter of '07. She just needs a little something to keep her head in the game. This is some full on smashmouth crazy. Lambeau is going nuts! This kid is in it for the full 60.
25. Gerald_Tarrant - December 11, 2007 1:30 PM
I love seeing celebretards act like fools as much as the next person but this is just like beating a dumb animal. It is getting kind of sad. You can only make fun of Corky for so long. Oba-dee-oba-daaah-waaaaa-daaa-daaaa-daaaa-wife go on.
26. Sauron - December 11, 2007 1:31 PM
Wow! I can't almost take my eyes from these photos because that looks really great! Starbuck is having cup size XXL machiatos now!
27. Ted from LA - December 11, 2007 1:35 PM
#26,
That is not an XXL. It is the camera angle that is fooling you. It's actually a size 2.
28. Sniffles - December 11, 2007 1:38 PM
britney has lovely legs she's just fugly is all
29. Texas Tranny - December 11, 2007 1:42 PM
Nice outfit.........except for the hair and the glasses and the dress and the boots and the belt.
Drugs are a MUST during the Holidays, egg-nog in the bong.
30. veggi - December 11, 2007 1:42 PM
oh, Ted! I'm drinking one for you tonight!..or maybe 2..
31. Gerald_Tarrant - December 11, 2007 1:43 PM
LMAO@Ted. That is an unflattering angle.
32. Sauron - December 11, 2007 1:47 PM
I'm quite sure she lost some weight lately.Otherwise she would take a cup size 1.
33. Mal Reynolds - December 11, 2007 1:52 PM
Such bad skin.
Nice legs though.
Brit, if you're reading this....please die now.
34. Sauron - December 11, 2007 1:56 PM
#32) Wtc,she would have taken...
35. Auntie Kryst - December 11, 2007 1:58 PM
Do you think these pictures are being taken in a parking ramp to prevent her and her pap minions from being too much of a nuisance out on the street? I know the Fucktard isn't smart enough to come up with that idea, but maybe one of her dumbfuck sycophants thought it might be wise. These pictures just look a bit too staged. No other cars in the lot that I can see, no jew broad handler to protect her, and in full crazy gear including Starbucks.
36. veggi - December 11, 2007 2:09 PM
I totally wake up in the morning and think...... lets see.... I'm gonna go with the strawberry shortcake wig, this old piece of lingerie....and......there you are hemp belt!!... ta da!..
37. DD's - December 11, 2007 2:12 PM
Doesn't everyone do that veggi?
38. veggi - December 11, 2007 2:15 PM
well, I just realized I said I wake up in the morning and 'THINK'....so, guess I'm a bit of a fibber..
39. Texas Tranny - December 11, 2007 2:17 PM
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40. martino - December 11, 2007 2:21 PM
Looks like she's been letting Amy Winehouse snort coke off her inner thigh in pic #4.
41. nipolian - December 11, 2007 2:25 PM
I guess the paps weren't giving her enough attention.......She hasn't run over anybody's foot in a week or so........So time to dress like a complete fucktard and parade around in public so they will take more pictures of her. I hate the paps but I hate this bitch even more for feeding them.
42. FRIST!!! - December 11, 2007 2:26 PM
That's it, I don't care what the fuck anymore....right now I'D RATHER BE HER THAN ME!!!!!!!
Nevermind, I'm over it now I think..just needed to vent..
VEGGI, what are we drinking for lunch today?
43. whoneedsenemies - December 11, 2007 2:32 PM
Do you think that camera guy can smell her BOOTS?
44. veggi - December 11, 2007 2:36 PM
FRIST!!!! Calm down, calm down!! Ok, I see we're in a state of emergency! We can do the normal thing..... a bloody mary or 7, but it seems to me that we'll need something stronger. I have a few quarts of shine. We'll add lemonade....and have a couple moonades.. Ok! STAY. WITH. ME!!..FRIST!!..
45. DD's - December 11, 2007 2:39 PM
Hey TT,
I think he "stuffed" those tightie-whiteys.
46. FRIST!!! - December 11, 2007 2:52 PM
Ok, I'll be ok now, thanks Veggi..
8 minutes and counting
Is there a new post yet?
47. Texas Tranny - December 11, 2007 2:56 PM
New post FRIST
48. Dee - December 11, 2007 2:56 PM
Looks like she's running out of ideas to grab attention. Next she'll show up naked or something worse.
49. Bag-o-fun - December 11, 2007 3:17 PM
I'd rather see her naked, I think - at least it would be a change in the monotonous pink wig/brown boots uniform.
50. Jaffo - December 11, 2007 3:19 PM
Her love of all things porn-related makes me want to hit it. Man, I need professional help...
51. studsymcsex - December 11, 2007 3:27 PM
Jesus H God. Sometimes I look at how that girl dresses and I think, "OK, she's off her meds or something. Surely, she can't be in her right mind when she does this to herself, there has to be something going on neurologically for her to get dressed up like this and then go out in public, like maybe she's got a schizotypal personality disorder or maybe some undiscovered celebrity fashion deficit disorder that hasn't been diagnosed yet-" Then I realized my eyes are bleeding from the stress of seeing her outfits.
Anybody got some band-aids and some Bactine?
52. Shep - December 11, 2007 3:28 PM
She looks like an ugly Tranny........ <-------- you see that? an UGLY tranny. Gross.
53. Nick - December 11, 2007 3:39 PM
If you look real closely at pictures #4-9, it looks like there is some greenish moldy substance on Brit's thighs. Maybe it's just the camera light, or some spilled Frappuccino, but my guess is.. the Clap.
54. Shannon - December 11, 2007 3:43 PM
I don't care how crazy or fucked up she is- i'd still fuck her.
55. PunkA - December 11, 2007 3:45 PM
Once again, Brit goes nowhere with food in her hand. All that drug use gives her the munchies 24/7. Forget calling her the Britster. Her new nic is the Munchster.
56. ella - December 11, 2007 3:47 PM
she's dressed up as that E-surance commercial cartoon chick i think ...
57. Mal Reynolds - December 11, 2007 3:52 PM
#53, wasn't she driving around pantiless with Paris? So that smeg on her leg could be Gono-syphi-herpe-chlamadydi-pedia. And no amount of Frappucinos can make the burning go away.
58. Petra - December 11, 2007 3:53 PM
BRITNEY LEAVE YOUR HAIR ALONE AND START EXERCISING YOUR BRAIN. YOU ARE LIKE WATCHING A BARBIE DOLL TURN INTO A CHUCKIE DOLL. STOP NOW AND SAVE YOURSELF.
59. creative chikk - December 11, 2007 4:03 PM
what is it with her and those ugly ass boots?
60. Auntie Kryst - December 11, 2007 4:08 PM
@58 Holy crap that was funny! I can tell that you're actually one of her dumbshit celebutard fans, and I should make fun of you because you write to Britney directly as if she really reads this page. You did it all in caps and too, nice touch. I just can't insult you though with a phrase like "YOU ARE LIKE WATCHING A BARBIE DOLL TURN INTO A CHUCKIE DOLL". That is too fucking funny. I'm using that one myself, great work and thanks again.
61. scrappy - December 11, 2007 4:17 PM
what a fucking nutcase. "puss in boots look" again eh? complete with the white yuppy frappaccino. no wonder she's a fat ass. jesus h britney, just get it over with... follow anna nicole's lead already you white trash honkey.
62. Ript1&0 - December 11, 2007 4:23 PM
I guess I'll just keep saying:
Never have had a problem with Britney. Not a big fan of her music really, but whatever she wears, drinks, and fucks is only something I'm going to praise most likely. Or be amused by.
Man, if had that much money you can sure as hell bet I'd be out all hours of the night in awesome costumes too. Porn shop, clubs, clothes, sugary foods... ok, porn shop again.
What the hell is the problem here, exactly?!
63. Greg - December 11, 2007 5:02 PM
Crazy wig - check
Badly parked car - check
Frappucino - check
Stinky boots - chck
Tiny skirt - check
Chances of getting her kids back - nil!
64. Beady Eyes - December 11, 2007 5:24 PM
Notice how the photog in the first photo (where she is adjusting herself) has the camera pointed at her crotch?
65. Darth Hater - December 11, 2007 5:38 PM
I would say WTF, except that bright pink wig looks better than her real hair.
66. rosa - December 11, 2007 5:52 PM
if she was on drugs all the time she wouldn't be a hungry hungry hippo. i love this bitch. she does what she wants. but ha, im probably just as crazy as her.
67. Case - December 11, 2007 7:22 PM
i think the court needs to order a paternity test to see how Brittney's father really is. I have a feeling it is either Ozzy Osborne or Charile Manson.
http://blog.caseychall.com
68. Case - December 11, 2007 7:23 PM
Is shoplifting the new hollywood chic.
Long on and let me know
http://blog.caseychall.com
69. julee - December 11, 2007 7:53 PM
lot of news about this top star. But who knows she had a profile at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don't think so. I think it is sexy.
70. Ted from LA - December 11, 2007 8:18 PM
If Julee with 2 ees site doesn't work, try mine, you'll see pictures of Julee engaging in sex acts with barnyard animals.. go to Julleehasamoooovingexperiencewithacow.com
71. POOTER - December 11, 2007 10:06 PM
Close your damn mouth girl! Ever notice how many pics there are of this woman with her big stupid maw hanging open? What, is she waiting for it to rain cheetos or something? Or is her jaw permanately dislocated from all of her oral activities?
72. Igottabemeee - December 11, 2007 11:39 PM
Her mouth is always open because she's a mouth-breather. All uber-intelligent sexy people are.
73. LL - December 12, 2007 12:17 AM
God help me, I kinda like the pink wig. I like it better than her ugly-ass extensions, which look like Stevie Wonder put them in (or Britney herself, I guess). What really offends are those effing boots. They're not even really cute or stylish. I'm down with wanting to wear boots, but at least get some attractive ones and not ones that look like you took them off a dead truck stop hooker, Britney. And wear some pants. The world has seen enough of your cooch, give it a rest. Literally.
74. Lena - December 12, 2007 1:32 AM
I guess it is just hard for people to sympathize with Brit. Yeah she's kinda crazy now, but does anyone bother to think why? I'm not even going to go into the fact she gets STALKED by the most disgusting people 24/7 and married the biggest asshole on the face of this planet. And that's just part of it.
And it is obviously to see Kevin Federline, of all people, as a good parent. Especially since, you know, he left his previous girlfriend/wife for Britney when she 8 months pregnant with his child, he was nice to Britney only until he could fuck a fetus into her uterus, then acted like a preteen until they could get a divorce, and is now set for life off of spousal and child support from Britney's pocket. Oh, and he used Britney to boost his pathetic career. AND managed to ruin Brit's life and make her look like a moron while he was at it. Yeah, smart guy. Never seen another person (if you can call him that) who is so good at, and has the heart to suck the life out of someone who loved him so much. Great guy, K-fed--what a role model. Teach kids to be a heartless man-gold digger and to bite (or maybe chew off) the hand that feeds you. He'll make an awesome dad, I'm positive.
-Lena
75. Lena - December 12, 2007 1:35 AM
AND FOR ALL YOU IDIOTS WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT HER MOUTH BEING OPEN, EVER THOUGHT THAT MAYBE SHE WAS TELLING THE ANNOYING PAPARAZZI TO SHUT UP AND LEAVE HER ALONE?????
people are so stupid it is unbelievable. and honestly, is she not allowed to open her mouth? is that against the law? do you have a problem? if so, stop staring at her pics and wishing you were as rich, famous, and successful as she is. narrow minded retards.
-Lena
76. charle - December 12, 2007 1:46 AM
Her hair is so fashionabal.I like it.My friend told me that she saw his profile with hot photos on RichLoving.com Is that true? Maybe... OMG, is he looking for new relationships? I'll check it out.
77. toiletduck - December 12, 2007 2:19 AM
Alritety then, cut the crap and show us your gash, dear...
78. Clee Clee - December 12, 2007 3:54 AM
Britney shows once again that earning $700K a month gives you the fashion no-how that nothing swanks up a four year old's black satin minidress like a pair of tan boots, a pink wig, giant cheap looking sunglasses and a big frozen coffee drink. Sometimes I think the the joke's on us
79. Wiley - December 12, 2007 4:22 AM
She's obviously enjoying the attention from the paps. Looks to me like this event was staged. If these paps ever quit following her she will probably go completely mad because she has no other friends and she needs the attention. If the commish would hurry up and give Kevin full custody she could go home and be normal again. Must be hard to think up new things to do every day to make sure she doesn't get the kids. Best friend Sam is probably looking for a hiding place so he won't have to testify in the custody case. Could end up in jail but he will probably sell his story first. Why give it away when he can make money off it. Most people will do anything to keep out of a child custody battle. Some psycho or pervert will probably off her once the paps are gone.
80. my comment - December 12, 2007 7:29 AM
Freak is drinking a huge ass coffee late at night in sunglasses and a cheap Korean wig.
Please Lord, let the madness never end.
81. cholo mcspread'em - December 12, 2007 9:08 AM
If anyone embarrasses me to be part of the human race, it's this thing. But at the same time,
*WILL THOSE BOOTS NEVER BE PUT TO REST!?!?!?!*
82. POOTER - December 12, 2007 9:17 AM
#75
Talk about being a fucking idiot. This train-wreak DOES NOT strike me as someone who is trying to avoid the attention of the paps! She thrives on it, in fact. And if being rich and famous means that I have to look like a pathetic retard looking like a space hooker, then I happily choose to be poor and annonymous. Stupid sperm-burping road whore.
83. Arethusa - December 12, 2007 12:40 PM
That's probably on of the most horrible outfits she have worn lately, nothing really matches, her boots are butt ugly... She's pathetic.
84. allie - December 12, 2007 4:54 PM
# 80 - look at the stain on the ground outside/beside her car... looks like someone's got the runs. oops...you did it again indeed, britney
85. xtina - December 13, 2007 9:32 AM
What the hell that shit is on her inner thighs? Damn, she's a mess.
86. Nanc - December 13, 2007 10:23 AM
This is not at all surpising to me..What is surpising is that i work a min wage job..and me and this trash have the same cell phone..Going to verzion today to switch phones!!
Brit you pwned me!
87. Kristin - December 14, 2007 12:30 AM
Enoughalready. Boring
88. pinkdate.Zu5.net - December 14, 2007 11:38 PM
we are tired of her news, is she loving losing faces all the time in public? gals at http://pinkmingle.com say that they would rather do yoga than listen to her stupid news,.....
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