Britney Spears is a smooth criminal

First!

Sunglasses at night, class. Means you're a star and people care.

Sunglasses at night, class. Means you're a star and people care.

Maybe she needed it to light those terrible extensions on fire.

Carrying a Starbucks bag.... no surprise there.

Articals like this just really upset me. and allow me to reinterate my positiuon once more.

She brit is not just another pretty face, she actually has talant to back her up. She can sing the pop and dance better than any other star out there. that is just a fact that should need to get used to it and learn to live it because she is not going away. her star will shine foerver and there is no way to dispute that. I would like to see you argument that because you know you cant ever.

also, I read that the paps are putting their shoes under her tires just they can sue her. i have to say that I think this is so worng and they should be arrested for it as soon possible. they are bad people and they need to find jobs where they ar'ent the pereyeuz that prey on pop signers like brit.

For godnass sake leter her have her babys back and leter help make this world all the more beutiful and we will all be batter for it for sure once and for all.

I just want to point out how nicely she is dressed in these pictures (at least comparing to most of the things she wears).

Hey Fish, how come you aren't on strike? Aren't you in solidarity with the WGA?

Scab.

That's nothing That same gas station keeps asking me to come back and whack off on their "tuna surprise" sandwich mix. I mean, sure they taste creamier than the leading national brand, but I just feel a bit conflicted. And my dick is sore.

#15 - Don't say that. You're an asshole!

I'd like for Britney to look me in the eyes, like she is in picture one, after I ask her if I can insert my entire fist in to her anus. You know that look. That's the look of a person that likes having their ass fisted but wants to tease you a little. What a whore. Too bad Britney couldn't have stolen some talent. Ha! Yeah, I went there.

She is really stunning.. I am expecting her new music video. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MEETRICH.COM? I heard of this around the internet.

she can't die fast enough for me.

and what is the address of apu's store? i'm going to bring my Uhaul over and fill it full of shit from his store. i'll leave him an IOU and he won't press charges cause he has such a good heart.

#6 are u stoned!!!! Where do you get your "facts" from because Brit can not sing for crap and shes not even close to being as talented as almost all of the other artists in her genre today. Christina Aguilera has a hell of a lot more talent than she does. And that is fact. You must not have kids or even be old enough to think about it because as a mom Im here to tell you that with all shes doing to her kids shes a waste of space and doesnt deserve one good comment regarding herself period!!

oh and what u call singing is digital overlay. Have u ever heard her sing live? Nope cause she lip sings and the one concert I saw on HBO where she actually sang one ballad without lipping it sounded horrible.

She's just a crack 'ho and a loser.

#6 - Heh heh... you wrote "articals" and "goodnass" and "batter". Which makes you the winner of "Asshole of This Thread" award. Wave to your fans.

#10 - How did U NO #15 wuld tawk like an ashhole?

WE WANT KIM KARDASHIAN!! I'm getting already a stiff DICKy when I imagine giving her an exremely horny PUSSY MASSAGE. And also a licking course together with her new girl-friend!!

Good art I say.

She actually looks pretty hot....and clean....sorry to kill the fun......

i sincerely hope that the crazy papparazzi would leave her alone.

cant imagine her going through this kinda shit everyday.

give her a break man!

@6
Anexio where you been? I missed you. Thanks for your post, "pereyeuz that prey ". Fucking brilliant, thanks for the can of corn.

Anexio is rite! Allow me to again reinterate his positiuon again once more again. The pretty one! I too like how she sings the pop with her back talant. She brit makes beutiful world, let us all make batter to her back.

For sake of assgod please write more. I love to see read the writing words you finger type on the comptr macheen.

Yes, she shouldn't have stolen the lighter. But Britney needs love, love and then some more love.

She should giv ethe lighter back!
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#23,
It's hard to type one-handed, while jacking-off.

I mean #22

6 and 22 make me not nearly as mad as I was when I woke up this morning! Thanks Auntie!!!.. and thanks crazy 6 person!..

She's a Valley Girl, Valley Girl, Valley Girl...... Cute shirt, nice bows, I wonder if the Angels brought it to her. For sure, For sure..... Where's the mall? Do they still cruise here on Wednesday nights?

He probably didnt want to press charges because she didn't actually shoplift...

@6 Anexio - "sing the pop and dance better than any other star out there" Are you refering to the MTV music awards? Becasuse I could not agree more. She just tore it up. That girl is on her way back. Back to the double wide she came from..

And by "smooth criminal", you mean "fucking cunt". Or "stupid whore". Or "diseased talentless shitbag."

Just wanted to translate.

People always say that she can't sing, I wasn't sure, but I looked up " britney spears singing live "

http://youtube.com/watch?v=up4lLc8jaTE

and i think she maybe kind of can. when she isn't moving.

I just got out of San Quentin. I wonder if she'll go out with me, cute little pop tart eating a "Pop Tart" that is so cute. She gives me a boner.

She looks sort of hot here.. whoa.

gank?? what the hell is that? ah, thank you Doubletongued.org. a mixture of "grab + yank". wow, superfish has never been so educational.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4SspgLkMagM&feature=related

her body looks really good here

Five finger discount, I should arrest her, but I too busy stalking Kim Bassinger. You just can't do two things at once.

#36 - That was when she was young......pre-meth. No question, she used to be smokin hot......today however, she is a total mess.

#6? What in the fuck (..) are you talking about? How is it even possible for a person, as yourself, to manage even to figure out what a computer looks like; let alone use one? The orderlies at your group-home guide your computer use, don't they?

Didn't anyone point out to Bri that her Merc comes with a light built in ?

Too bad she didn't douse the paparazzi with gasoline and light them on fire. Now that is entertainment.

Yeah, but you can't use the car lighter for your crack/meth pipe.

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If she goes there all the time, she probably just runs a tab at the place. The dude probably just tracks what she gets an bills her old school style. Whoop-de-doo. I'm just upset that she moved from chalupas to burritos. What the heck Brit? Chalupas are WAY tastier.

Ah yes, the commenters are all here, the #1 person who says "First" and nothing else, Anexio with his/her barely coherent ravings, Gerald Vangard with his disgusting fantasies and a spammer. This used to be the funniest site, where did the funny go?

BE A GOOD GIRL AND TRY TO BECOME A HERPES-VICTIM. AND GIVE US SOME LAUGHS!!

#6 is pure genius. We're all going to be batter! Oh no!

"pereyeuz" <-- that one got me for a good one! Good work #6!

"leter have her babys back" <--oh hell no! she might throw down some bbq sauce on those riblets and eat 'em!!

Thanks #6 - My day sucks, and you made me laugh for the first time so far today!

I second that Britney does look much better dressed here. I think she should stick to beige and black or black and white for a while it would look more classy. She should get her hair cut into a sleek bob and hire a make-up artist to travel with her. She has so much untapped potential. I don't think she realises this.

Untapped potential?

She's been tapped since she was 10!

That's part of the reason that she's such a mess... everyone's been out for a piece of her since she graduated the Mickey Mouse Club. She's been singing and performing and creating Pop Propaganda for most of her life!

I'm not crazy about her, but she has an open heart and a marketable talent and people take advantage of that in this country. The people selling her and the public are just as responsible for the backlash she's experienced.
She's made some very bad choices, but I hope she can tune everyone out and find some level of contentment.

love britney. She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at http://www.interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

Do you think she does dumb stuff like this because she knows it will keep people talking about her

i love her