Dec 13 2007Britney Spears is a faker

Remember when brit was nice? Watch the Toxic video. seriously.

what else do you expect from her...?

Brit should not have to go to court to jutifie what is hers anyway. i for one have sympthighs for her and the predicement that kFed has been puting her in with his lies. lets all just sigh of bredth of relief that she is okay and still with us. her new cd is great, and peice of me is my favorite. she busy with promotion and brit does not have time for foolisness of court fools. the pap can do one thing right and prove that brit has been busy. give me a break what is she supposed to do. its all crazy of course.

When you listen to her cd listen to freakshow and you can hear her heart break when she say let your inbitions go. of course she does singing like that because seh turley loves life and she just wants us to live it to. thats not so hard is it to understand that is it. i want that stupid court judge to remind himselve that next time his daghter whants to live her live without pople always trying to tell her what to do all the time. she is a good person that just wants the bust for us as people so that we can live in bewauty.

I dont want to be the arogant here but brit should go the court when she wants to not when the court fool say she have to. i know you laugh because I always point out the obvenus but someone has to do it and I will be there for brit even though she do not kmnow me ever.

What astounds me is that she hasn't been found in contempt of court yet.

the day when she finally realizes what she's doing and overdoses on marshmallows can't come soon enough.

Please Brit get a clue!

Please Brit get a clue!

Please Brit get a clue!

Please Brit get a clue!

I think she is looking for wayward truckers.

What a dumb peice of trash. "Oh I'm having an axiety attack, I have to stay home!" But then you can leave your house later to go to the gas station with the same group of photogs waiting outside as earlier?? How is that different?! I hope she skips court again and is arrested for it!

Wait a minute......... WAIT. A Minute. Your tank. Your TANK????? Holy shit. It actually took me this long to get that. Kinda like everything else has.

Still....

hahaha. and what clue would THAT be??

Anexio, you have to be the second dumbest person on the planet, after your beloved Brit-Brit.

#3 "sympthighs" has got to be they best mis-spelling I have ever read on here.

I am glad you sympthighs with Britneys troubles. She needs fans like you to make her feel smarter.

She is really stunning.. I am expecting her new music video. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around some famous gossip sites.

She is really stunning.. I am expecting her new music video. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around some famous gossip sites.

Did anyone else notice that the juices and that orange cone in the background look better than what is actually being photographed?

She is really stunning.. I am expecting her new music video. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around some famous gossip sites.

Anexio, you are delusional and a stupid enabler. I hope that you don't have kids and really are the 12-year-old dumbf*** you appear to be. I would tell you to f*** off but I enjoy your comments far too much.

I actually think #3 is really Britney herself writing on here trying to drum up some sympathy.

"it's cold y'all"? Really????

Really?????

Pretty sad she has to hop from gas station in hopes of drawing attention and being followed by Paps. What an attention starved SKANK. Seriously - do you EVER see any other celebs at gas stations? She has mantoy bodyguards she bosses around for everything else but she just must fill her gas tank 3x a day? Just do it now Brit, the office pool is getting too large to manage. My money is on pills.

Anexio is right. Brit is a woman of priorites, who has time for going to court and attempting to get their kids back when they have a shitty CD to promote. Forget saving her kids, she needs to save her record sales!!!

Anexio, each day I hold my breath for a Britney post just to see what inane drivel you have to offer us. Thank you for bringing laughter to my otherwise bleak mornings.

seriously? I mean come on... why should anyone have to go to court. Lets all just forget about that stuff and hang out at gas stations...

Oh come ON! Is anyone actually SURPRISED that she faked an "illness" to get out of going to court? She's actually only gotten away with it for this long because she's famous. I don't know why she even bothers to pretend she wants custody of the kids. I'm sure she's going to act all surprised when the court awards full custody to KFed. She'll be so broken up she'll have to buy more microwave burritos.

And Anexio, if getting useless junk food at various gas stations counts as being too "busy" to argue for custody of your kids, then you were probably raised in the same trailer park as Brittney.

But "sympathighs" was the sort of genius only the truly retarded can come up with.

I don't know if somebody noticed but those feet are also.........................................
.............PARIS-GIANTS!!

Ok wow man.
I'm so sorry. I got all caught up and forgot what the hell I was doing here and just started playing along.

Stupid Britney, only Steven Segal is above the law.

Why is she spending so much time at gas stations?
She is picking out locations for her next carreer move. She still has to decide whether she wants to work the register up front or the glory hole in the men's room.
Choices, choices.

So Anexio is smgishot? Either way, you need to get eaten alive by pitbulls.

I'm sick and bored today, someone entertain me....pwease

Kill yourself already Brit.
You are a waste of human life. Your children are better off if you are dead.
Nice red boots you hooker. Trying to pull tricks at the gas station? Please be sure to grab some condoms you sick fuck. Please don't breed anymore.

britney is the poster child for deadbeat baby mamas

Anexio= Britney Spears.

Yep, I'm pretty sure.

#23, the office poll. That's great!
Pills are a good guess. Any kind of overdose, yeah.
I hope it comes soon.

LEAVE HIMSELVE ANEXIO ALONE!
Sumone has to do it! Anexio ees rite again becusue I kmnow heem. Thiis is all jus crazyhorse. Why does the Pope not let brit live her live and lett her arogant bust live in bewauty? Izn’t obvenus that foolish court fools are fools? I laugh becase I let my inbitions go, but I half sympthighs wit choo Anexio.

Yurez turely,
AK

i'm curious as to why the four season's hasn't banned her yet. she's making that place look like a crack house. it's obvious she's getting high there.

I don't have time for the foolishness of court fools either.

I mean, come on! Public drunken behavior is all I have time for. If they want to talk about it, they can find me on the corner of drunk and stupid every afternoon..

#3, really??

i will never understand people like you. if you really cared about britney, you would admit the fact that she needs help instead of encouraging her insane behavior. obviously she is mentally fucked up and if she doesn't get help soon she is going to do something harmful to herself or those kids. i predict this is going to happen sometime in the next month.

overdose on marshmellows. god that would be amazing.

This is not going to end well for her.

when is her money going to run out? i bet she'll get her shit together then.

Anexio you are now more important than Britney. Your comments are so badly typed and phrased, saying such immature excrement that you are either a genuis who graduated from an Ivy league school or a chimpanzee that scientists have taught how to type who comes here after extreme acts of masturbation to type drivel until you can feel your feet again. The fish has sent a photographer to get a picture of you. Thanks for sharing

You musst feel for bhritney. she's needs us. Britnie, please do not lizzen to the bad people. yOu have a rite to go to Hushtler and gas stashions whenever you want.

You're famous Britney, you shouldn't lizsten to what uthers tale you wat you need ot do. Do it and rise above the nagutivity.

Shes steel beautifull.

You kno?

DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BRITNEY SSPEARS THIS WEBSITE IS SWAMPED WITH BRITNEY NEWS IT'S NOT A FUCKING BRITNEY WEBSITE GET THE HELL OVER HER ALL SHE IS IS A FAT PEICE OF HUMAN CRAP THAT LIKES TO WEAR GRIMEY EXTENSONS AND EAT GREASE FILLED MAGGOT BURGERS FROM MCDONALDS AND CALORIE FILLED SUCRALOSE FRAPPACINOS FROM STARBUCKS SHUTUP NO ONE CARES GET A NEW JOB ABOUT REPORTING CELEB NEWS CAUSE YOU SUCK

Red boots are just so festive. Hey, ya'll! Sam told me to tell ya'll that I didn't make my appointment to day because I was too busy sucking his cock and crying to myself in the mirror. Ya'll? What's so funny, ya'll? Sammy said he's goin' buy me somethin' special for Christmas with my money. Ya'll.

I want to renounce Jesus Christ and have sex with Anexio.

I guess she wore her sunglasses at night so no one would recognize her.

MICHA. look. see. these. periods. in. between. words.? They are used to make sentences. Try it! It's actually quite fun!! Punctuation is glorious!! You can even do silly things with them.

Like this.

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@45 Oh wow! Anexio has a troll.
@46 easy there, it's just jokes.

Actually I think she's looking pretty good here. Love the boots.

Ok, I don't believe Anexio is real. This has to be the work of a comedian.

nice Wonder Woman boots. think those are from the sex room?

Sympthighs

What more can a person say?

Sympthighs indeed.

#18 Yes Danielle, the cone has shape, form and a beautiful coloring unlike.... that.... which.... is ..... in front holding..... a fucking burrito.....

The only thing shockign about this whole deal is that she continues to wear thsose tragic red boots. Otherwise, business as usal for Britney. She is basically as mature as a 14 year old.

She needs to grow up. Hope the judge just finds her in contempt and proceeds without her. Or has her forcibly brought to court to appear, then drug tests her on the spot. LIVE. That would be great TV.

Lawyer: So Miss Spears how has your life changed.

Britney: I'm completely different now. I've found a man who loves me. His name is Anexio.

Judge: Anexio, are you helping Britney get her affairs in order?

Anexio: I will be there for brit even though she do not kmnow me ever.

Judge: I will allow Anexio to be involved in relationship with Britney. If and only if I can come over on Weekends for the occasional threesome.

Britney: Yes you honor.

Judge: Anexio your in

IN CASE YOU ALL MISSED THIS YESTERDAY EVENING, I AM REPEATRING IT!

PEOPLE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!

Anexio is pulling all of our legs. It's a FACAAAAAADE! I got it. It's all contrived. It's just too good for anyone of us to avoid responding. It's just too good, I tell you.

That's pretty good, Anexio, or whatever your name is. It may actually be Krazi Hot Kelli. Did y'all ever think of that?

just sayin

@59 I figured as much Val, but I just can't stop it. Brit Brit has to always pig out and I must reply to Anexio. Jebus save me.

For the record, she had diarrhea and decided to go out for a late night burrito to try to cure it. Nobody said she was a valedictorian.

Actually, her children are called "Whats Hisface" and "Whatchamacall'im". Get your facts straight, Superfish.

Actually, her children are called "Whats Hisface" and "Whatchamacall'im". Get your facts straight, Superfish.

@59 All of this is a joke anyway. I know Anexio is not real but then neither am I. It's just a little fun in the middle of another work day. Anexio is writing some stuff that is fun to make up stories too. Besides Britney will die soon enough and Anexio will have to come up with a new act. Maybe Anexiohan or something.

Maybe she's trying to score some drugs? The Palisades Mobil station on Sunset sells weed there.

Gas stations are great for hittin that pipe in the bathroom, specially if they are outside the station. OR, she is truly just putting herself on the papp map.

Bet she meets her dealer in the bathroom at the quickie mart. doing a sex for drugs trade. She is classy.

it still proves to me she don't want kids and she will lose them this trainwreck will have a fame done

@59

I genuinely believe #44 and #45 are the same person. And if I'm right, then man you're a genius. Hands down.

She looks so Christmas-y in those red boot and the green top. I feel another Christmas TV classic coming: "How the Brintch Ate Christmas"

The superficial often become seriously detached from reality, especially when mental illness, drugs and alcohol are combined (remember the Michael Jackson interviews?).

Isolated and insulated from the real world, they think the papparazzi are their friends and fans ("it's ok Brit, we love you, you're safe, you can go in, etc.)

She's acting homeless because she is: physically, spiritually and emotionally. (yes, I did take Psych 101 fifteen years ago as a matter-of-fact).

Now I ain't wishing anyone dead, especially around Christmas time, but it won't be long now. Just saying I don't see anybody kidnapping her ass and pulling a Black Snake Moan on her. "man, Ricci was hot in that. What was I saying?"

Looks like she's suffering from insomnia.

Red,blue,green,dark brown glasses and a white purse.What country flag is that?

Ever try reading Finnegan's Wake? Anexio @ #3 could be James Joyce reincarnated. In any event, for those of you at the office, sniff a permanent marker and then try reading #3 in a James Earl Jones voice, or possibly as Patrick Stewart. It definitely enhances the experience.

@70 - Sorry 44, 58 and 65 are me and I reply anonymously. Anexio is not me. I can't type like that. I would go insane. Auntie Kryst does it good but I don't. That Anexio stuff I typed in 58 I actually cut and pasted from his #3 post.

For the love of God, someone PLEASE help us all and put her out of her misery and ours. I'm begging someone to hurry. And what's up with the hideous red friggin boots?

Hey where can I hok up with some well-hung black men?

18-
it looks like
v-8
vitamin water
and deer park water

Oh, I can't believe that the rag mags have Britney as having eloped and the Fish hasn't even snapped that one up.

There's plenty of us out there who are quite impatient for Shitney to off herself. It's true that this happy day it's coming, but, as long as she has money to finance her drug/sex/food/shopping/alcohol binges, she'll live (exclusively) to indulge herself. That could take years, even with her carrer in the crapper. Our only chance to witness the glorious event of her suicide while we're young is to hope for a case multiple O.D.

My bet is overdose on chilli fries and Cuervo, while snorting a yard-long line of blow with two dildos jammed in her ass

So she is well enough to drive around in circles for no reason, but not well enough to fight for her childern? WFT!

Anexio, in the words of Steven Hyde -

I'm gonna explain my feelings to you through a highly disciplined form of Japanese poetry: Haiku.

My heart aches with pain.
When I see you I vomit.
Die away from me.

You can take Brittany out of the trailer but you cant take the trailer out of the Brittany.

She has to be the most pathetic human to ever walk the face of the planet.

Apparently she didn't go to the court yesterday because she didn't want anyone to tell her what to do. Well, if she wants to get her kids back, she better follow their instructions.

It would be somewhat different if Britney was the smartest girl in the world, and always showed good judgment, and her career was sound, and she had good relationships with her friends and family. But she obviously has a variety of problems (I think the biggest problems is that she is extremely stupid, immature, and has some type of mental issue right now), so if anything, she definitely needs to listen to others because she doesnt have the capacity to do things on her own properly.

Another top star's news. But who knows she had a profile at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don't think so. I think it is sexy.

Well of course she wasn't sick...christ who believed she was?

Anexio- From what I can gather from your gramatically disasterous post, you believe that Brittany should be exempt from the law merely because she 'deserves to be left alone'. I'm sorry my darling, but you sound just as 'foolish' as your puesdo-chum Brittany. As for the 'court fool' judge who attended law school for three years and probably practiced for several years as an attorney before earning the priviledged position of 'court fool', it's a good thing he doesn't waste his times reading the trash that's on this website.

cumon guys! I have sympthighs for her two! Her babys are hers! I dont want to be the arogant here but brit should go the stupid judge court man when she wants too! Not when the court fool say she have!

I'm beggining to warm up to Britney. The woman has gone COMPLETELY mad and, as such, she's a pleasure to watch. I'm hooked on moronics.

Let's rejoice in Britney's crazyness. Who else would offer "it's cold, y'all" as a justification for missing a court appointment? What other celebrity would steal panties to (supposedly) annoy the paparazzi? She's just genious! This is reality as good as it gets.

I'm waiting for BriTV

I thought anexio was a anagram for Brittney at first but then I realized that just looking at pictures of her makes me stupider. Love the bad grammar, keep it coming! I'll get a book out of this site yet!

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What in fucks name is she wearing?

What in fucks name is she wearing?

Id like to jackoff on Britknees green shirt!

So Sad, but she is acting her age!! How do people expect her to act Like she's 30??

Hey Phil, get a clue. Spears the shithead is 28 years old, not 12. She's a fucking wacko lunatic self absorbed c-word.

Oh, she's just normal!!!

There are young women in our armed forces stationed in Iraq that are 18 years old and are in charge of millions if not billions of assets. They are extraordinary people and to compare them to Britney Spaniel shows a major difference.

Poster #3 is the epitome of the Twitney fan. It's "obvenus" we're on a different world (ahem) if we don't all "sympthighs" with Twitney and her fans.

(rolls eyes)