Dec 12 2007UPDATE: Britney Spears faces questions in custody battle

FIRST!

woo

When she stops acting childish, and stupid.They should give her, her kids back. Althought it is quite entertaining for me to read. :D

3rd.

All right this is just getting rediculous. im begging to think that you people are just tanting me beacuase nobody can be that stupid that they dont see the light at the end of all of these rainbows which is just a day in brit life. brit is a natral born talint and has crated some pretty awsome music in her day. she really is the only pop signer that can really say she done it all and it takes a big person like brit to pull that off day after day. and this is so funny becasue she does all this with class and digny of a world class icon that she is.

I love brit forwever and none of you will can alternate my believes in her. she is a two sided coin in that she can sing and dance and also entertain us with her life as weel as mingel amonst us as a regular person. ha hah tell me that doesnt take a great person that none of us on this site can attaine. if you are without sins then you should start thrwoing stones at yourselves and leave brit alone to rasie her to sons. GIVE BRIT HER BABY BACKS

I hope she doesn't wear those damn boots to the court.

#5, please stay in school until you complete the 2nd grade, even if it takes another 8 years.

Is that jizz running down her thigh?

HA HA HA @#5 "GIVE BRIT HER BABY BACKS"

BABY BACK RIBS, THAT IS. WITH A SIDE OF DEEP-FRIED CHEETOS AND A LARGE FRAPPACINO.

I think that Brit's fashion should be questioned as much if not more than her parenting skills.

The truth though:

Britney to her lawyer: "I'm being deposed? But I was born in America, can they do that?"

Ooooo, "under oath", like that means anything to this broad.

oh, and #1, you're a loser.

@5 Good morning Anexio, I trust you slept well? With that out of the way, now on to the tanting of brit.

I do so beacuase as you say I no without sins so I should start thrwoing stones at the pritty one. But I no thrwo stones at choo. I agee wiht choo's commints. This is jus so rediculous. ha hah

No one here to make the funny of the pretty one! She dance, sing, eat, drink starbuk, use mobil fone during moving car, eat, and dress with digny too! The pretty one is a grate person as weel. No one here wil attaine mingel with the pretty one beacuase you are stupid two sided face coin. Leave the pritty one alone to rasie her suns.

You all shude want to help the brit. I too want to see view lite at end of rainbows and geeve brit my pot of gold at end of tunnil becase she crated awsme musica. I too want to attaine for the big person icon her baby backs and a blooming onin from Outback Stakehous.

Stay tru to your believes y love forwever,
AK

So what do you suppose that white smear down her right thigh is?
Crystal Meth?
Semen?
Maybe the chlamydia has caused flooding?
hmmm...

fugly!

Will one of those questions be why she wears stupid clothes?

To be honest with you:
Lately, you are looking like a very cheap HEROINE-WHORE. Is this the meaning of all this? And all of a sudden you're starting to look HOT and mature again!!
ARE THOSE YOUR PLANS?!

''Member how she was a walking boner in the Pepsi commercials? Exhibit A:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EEZLYKN8Fo

Sad how nowadays she makes Tara Reid look hot.

Yes Anexio, we are just taunting you. We are all too stupid. Why don't you go put on a pretend Britney Spears concert with your Rainbow Brite dolls... maybe eventually you will decide to replace that Britney Spears poster with the one with the kitty on it that says "Hang in There!" It's more grown up and stuff.

She looks like a 20 dollar prostitute.

Here's how court plays out:

Lawyer: Is it true you bring home strange men and have sex with them in front of your children?

Britney: Well how else will they learn about sex.

Judge: I can't rule on this until I've gone home with Britney and witnessed this. And Britney remember that I'm a very strange man.

Are those magic boots? Cuz she's been wearing them a long time, apparently unaware that they do nothing for her tree trunk legs.

If, as you say, she reads this site, she might take a hint: LOSE THE BOOTS!

#5 makes me happy :) I can't stop snorting..

I'm sure the judge will conclude that Strawberry Shortcake has changed her ways
and take her kids away from Huckberry Pie to go live with her lezzy assistant Lemon Chiffon.

everything i hate about america is right there in that picture: 1) wigs, 2) cowboy boots, 3) starbucks, 4) cell phones, 5) white trash, 6) fat, 7) people that wear sunglasses at night, and 8) britney spears. dammitall to hell.

There was a custody fight over D. Richards to determine who had to take him.

I will be shocked if she even shows up to give her deposition.

That was some funny shit Auntie!!! Hahahahaha!!!

I'm guessing someone repeatedly kicked her mom in the poon while she was pregnant with Britney.

I hope she doesn't wear that stupid wig to court!

Her legs look really thin. Much thinner than recent photos have shown.

Could she perhaps be doing drugs like meth or crack? Oh, I certainly hope not.

@# 8- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

JAHAHAHAHHA

Yup, she's got a medical condition. She overdosed on Frappachinos... AGAIN! Oh yeah, I went there.

Personally, I'm amazed #5 didn't type "Stop hatin on Brittney!!! If you pick on her, you'll have to deal with me!!! Leave her alone!!!"

Speaking of which, if you want to see if the "Leave Brittney Alone" guy Chris Crocker "blends", try this site. It'll make you chuckle if nothing else. http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/652-wuss_in_a_blender

They really think she understands what "under oath" really means? If she doesn't understand why she can't have her children, can't properly drive a car, doesn't know what a sombrero is even when she is wearing one, and can't seem to put a pair of underwear on... what makes anyone think she will see the seriousness in being put under oath? I think it will just be a very funny story to read about later.

Hey #4,
My God is first.
My family second.
And I am third.
And 3 is 4th.

#23 - Shags, couldn't agree more. Except those aren't really cowboy boots. They're just damn ugly.

I've studied the pic with the white stuff on her leg. I'm pretty sure it's whipped cream from driving around with her starbucks thingie in her lap.
I'm also pretty sure that a Benz or whatever has drink holders, but....dang yall.

Medical Condition = Hangover; possibly Syphillis-related dementia

I thought that shit on her leg must be from her and Sam Lufti snorting powdered donuts off of each others bodies.

She loves all of this attention. She is loving every minute of it.

I really hope she shows up to court in that wig.

How the fuck doesn't she weight 600 lbs by now, she's always got damn starbucks drinks in her hands.

ps.
a venti drink at that!

I'm sorry. I totally forgot what I was going to post because my head is spinning after reading #5. Anexio, lay off the crack --at least until lunchtime.

did somebody say crack?

11 -
No one here to make the funny of the pretty one! She dance, sing, eat, drink starbuk, use mobil fone during moving car, eat, and dress with digny too! The pretty one is a grate person as weel. No one here wil attaine mingel with the pretty one beacuase you are stupid two sided face coin. Leave the pritty one alone to rasie her suns."

that made me laugh.

why, yes they did tp........

Yeah!!! Leave me alone!!!..

She's disgusting. She has no problem going out in front of all of the paps with no underwear on in a short skirt to get a frickin' coffee but when it comes to her having to be accountable for her actions she can't handle the attention and gets anxiety. Take a frickin' Xanax. You know you have them.

hehe I saw the video of this on TMZ last night, it was funny! Brit Brit kept saying " I'm scared!" I think her only true fans are the papparazzi

I'm glad she's not there. Why the fuck should she have to be interrogated in court??? She's the goddam mother. Have some respect.

You're gay

hey veggi, apparently you have now snorted way too much. LOL

#45, Please tell me that statement was said dripping with sarcasm.
"She's the goddman mother. Have some respect."
WTF? Squirting out a couple of crotch fruit and then abdicating all parental responsibility immideately after doesn't deserve any respect in my book. If she's the mother then she needs to start ACTING LIKE ONE.

Normally I enjoy reading your posts, but now I'm so confused....

@45- loser.

#23.

Yeah, they're magical. They're one of three magical pairs she owns. They're near indestructable, provide her with a constant stream of crack and they contain the horrible stench of her feet. And supposedly, they're comfortable.

I meant #20, not 23.

Make up my mind.

@5 ROFL!

but seriously it is not cool to make fun of the mentally challenged... not cool

43- You are so right .

Retard says what...

Correction!

I meant to direct that comment at #11 ABOUT #5... sorry for the misunderstanding folks

12 - those are creative juices.

48 - Anexio is funnier than you

will somebody please answer this one thing. why the FUCK do people say "first." it drives me absolutely insane. no one gives a shit that you sit at your computer all day long constantly refreshing your browser. its absolutely retarded (not to offend the mentally challenged).

just stop.

PEOPLE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!

Anexio is pulling all of our legs. It's a FACAAAAAADE! I got it. It's all contrived. It's just too good for anyone of us to avoid responding. It's just too good, I tell you.

That's pretty good, Anexio, or whatever your name is. It may actually be Krazi Hot Kelli. Did y'all ever think of that?

PEOPLE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!

Anexio is pulling all of our legs. It's a FACAAAAAADE! I got it. It's all contrived. It's just too good for anyone of us to avoid responding. It's just too good, I tell you.

That's pretty good, Anexio, or whatever your name is. It may actually be Krazi Hot Kelli. Did y'all ever think of that?

All I want to hear on this subject is "will be serving six months in jail for a charge of contempt of court." That's all I want for Christmas, Satan.

Doesn't that count for anything anymore? Everything she is doing is contemptible. She's got more infractions than anyone in this room.

It always amazes me that those individuals with the poorest grasp of the English language (#5) are the ones who try to chastise the rest of us while trying to make what they feel is a legitimate point. Legitimate or not, if you can't spell, punctuate or string together a coherent sentence, you'd better spend a lot more time studying English and less time giving us a blast of shit.

hey, stickpony (woodhorse)

if by "creative juices" you mean a serious infection, okay, I'll go along with that.

...and your right...anexio is funnier than me...it's impossible to be funnier than the tragically retarted....HEY! That probably means that YOU"RE FUNNIER THAN ME, TOO! WHEE! Good job, little buddy! Now go strap your safety helmet on and play.

Anexio? Were you the gay dude on "The Birdcage"? Just sayin.

Nice of Brit to NOT show up again. Sick my arse. She will be out stealing lighters and panties with more Starbucks in an hour. This judge ought to shit can her ass to jail for contempt, because she has zero respect for this legal process. If the women wanted her babies, she'd show up and fight for it work for it. She doesn't. Now the poor little guys are stuck with K-Fed 24/7 and whichever hoochie is hit it with. Bet 1 boy keeps it together, and the other is a circus freak by age 18.

A normal mother could already have been invited into Death's reception area but would still show up at a legal procedure that would move along the process of getting her children restored to her, even if she had to drag herself into the courthouse with her one remaining limb. Why does she even pretend she wants them back?

ew look at her knees....she needs to invest in a skirt that covers those suckers up! and stop drinking extra grande fraps brit brit! sheesh!

I also have to pose the question: What the hell is that white stuff??

Shallow Val, I was thinking the same thing. Anexio=KraziHotKelli. I have way too much fucking time on my hands.

You know, if I ever see those boots in person, I'd be tempted to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. Preferably with Britney still in them.

Sorry, having a bad day, totalled the car. Makes me homicidal.

ladies and gentlemen I have to she'd some light on the subject regarding the infamous white study on Brits leg. It is none other than my grundle butter. There I said it.

brindle butter? Is that like taint juice?

The record producer who claimed to have fathered a secret love child with Britney Spears is looking for a woman on the Jewish singles site (MillMatch.com).Britney has been spotted with Rotem throughout 2007, ever since her split with husband Kevin Federline, and last week the music producer claimed to have fathered a child with her. He told a U.S. Weekly “it’s true” when asked whether he had got the troubled pop star pregnant with her third child, although Spears has since rubbished the allegation. But now Rotem seems to be turning on the star. He writes on the dating site that girls “looking to use a guy like me for a music career” are just the type he wants to avoid.

GIVE BRIT HER BABY BACKS

BABY BACK RIBS...!!!

Britney again.. people are still talking about her joining the rich men seeking sugar babies club sugarcupid.com . What a fool woman, a fake news agian!

lazytown: behind the music

When's this pic from? Halloween? Thanksgiving? She doesn't look as blubbery.

She's in disguise, so as not to draw attention to herself.

What is that white stuff all over her legs???

The white powder is the vagina powder she doused all over to cover the 'choch's' smell.

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okay, i'll attest to the fact that she is white trash....but fat?? yeah, she's not as thin as she was a few years back, when she probably wasn't eating anything, but she's definitely not fat...I suspect she's probably more fit than most of you that dish out these comments. Unfair, disparaging fat remarks about an average, reasonably fit woman is really the epitome of what's wrong with our society's perception of body image-it's fucking distorted.

Is it just me, or is Britney Spears holding a cup from Starbucks in EVERY photo I see of her?

Weird. . .