Dec 31 2007Britney Spears acts normal (Hold me)

Britney Spears kept things quiet this weekend and hit up the closing sale at the Virgin MegaStore in LA. Has she finally calmed down? Did she find true love with her pap in shining armor? Can we expect a quieter more subdued Britney this year? These questions and more I will completely forget about as I bring in the New Year by downing the world’s largest Jell-O shot. Anyone know where I can rent a cement mixer?

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Fist!

Dear Superficial
you finally post new news...three days later...and all you post is this crap?? All the other sites had this shit up DAYS ago! I came to this site for the funny commentary but even that is not enough....get it together or I am not clicking on this damn site EVER AGAIN

Wrist!
The boots are back!

When exactly did Spears start looking more like a man than a woman?

I hate it when celebrities flash the peace sign. It's just so......so......douchebaggery.

Fish dude...Britney got laid by the newspaper dude. It's a fact that 9 out of every 10 pycho girls act human after feeling the power of the penis. She's probbably out looking for an iron so she can press that pap dudes clothes. She's also probably looking for a cook book so she can fix him a meal. The way a woman will act after sex defies logic.

i don't understand how moderate amounts of makeup and about 20 pounds makes the difference between Britney being hot and her looking like pasty white trailer trash. the transformation is unbelievable

i loveee that dolce & gabbanna bag... i just bought it at sak's on sale for $1300. and now britney is carring it. i'm either going to return it in disgust, or brag to everyone i know that we have the same one! lmao

**oops, sory people... i just looked closly at the label... its not D&G. bummer... well, whatever it is, it looks just like mine.

I caught some old SNL episodes the other day that she performed and hosted on and was in shock at how incredible her body used to be...I mean the old Britney had been completely erased from my memory over the last five years with all the double chins, stained clothes, chipped dirty nails,and zits we've been seeing.

This story is what I like to call FILLER.

I wonder what music she bought, artists never listen to their own stuff because they always criticize it.

I bet she listens to Goldfrapp or something unexpected like that.

What? Virgin's CLOSING? WTF!!!

4-
2004 I think.

To 4:

The Superficial doesn't post on the weekends.

She really must be having money troubles, shopping a record store sale.

You'd think that she would get all the CDs that she wants for free from her record label, they must really hate her guts.

What happened to her boods they look normal.

Ahhhh so many questions. And the answer to all of them is No, fortunately. Here's to an 08 crazed Brit Brit!!!

Hey man, who needs a cement mixer?? Didn't you have an old fashioned butter churner once? Put the vodka in that!!!

HARhar

What if she goes normal...who then will Mr. Ugly and Superficial have to run down just to run down? I'm all atwitter with anticipation...

You said atwitter.

That was awesome.

Hey peace dude. (I like to be polite.)

Hey hey hey, wonder if Brit is going to score with that UGLY man again soon, that would satisfy her insatiable thirst for recognition, nearly. As long as he vows to HOLD ONTO THEIR PRIVATE PHOTOS for fucking ever.................

I hate Paris much more than Britney, so I hope Brit goes out and fucks that Greek Shipping Heir that Paris loves so much.

I actually think she looks OK here. Everything is covered, she's dressed age-appropriately (ie, not like a trampy 16-year-old), I don't even mind the hat too much (maybe because it covers her fugly extensions) and I kinda like the purse, which probably costs more than my car. The sunglasses are heinous, and since I'm not looking at the pic with those ugly-ass boots, I'm pretending she's not wearing those. All in all, I give this outfit a solid 6.

Way to go, Britney. There may be hope for you yet.

Happy New Year from www.interracialloving.com ... you know it is a site where diversely ethnic singles meet new friends, make great dates, and build lasting interracial relationships.

#26 - Define "diversely ethic" please. Are you speaking of black/white relationships; because that's nothing new.

Look at her eyes! The EYES! Trippin with tinted glasses at night? Don't be fooled!

That's not a D&G bag, it's Versace's Snap Out of It.

That's not a D&G bag, it's Versace's Snap Out of It.

hey Brittney
how could u let ur little sister get Pregnant that is not good

How come your TITS always loose the battle with gravity? Your TITS are looking more than awful.
AND STILL HAVE THE NERVES TO SHOW THE SUCKERS WITH NO "SUPPORT", AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING!!!!

May 2008...bring sunlight into your life.
Britney, please change ur character...enjoy didn't bring anything in your life...it's won't completed ur life. It's won't stop...but u will never feel satisfy with your life.

You will feel lonely & bored the next day.

You are very nice girl.... the day I watch "Baby, 1 more time".
Where is she now..the cute....the nice girl....????

We still love you, Britney..please come back

Britney is hot :-)

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Hey Xai:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

When she FINALLY retires those brown boots there should be a 21-gun salute followed by a bugle playing Taps.

Ladies .. please either paint your finger nails fully or don't have any nail polish at all. Chipped nails just look gross!

So so so bored with all the britney info. It's the same garbage different day. There's got to be someone more interesting to read about. Please unless she's going to start doing something productive or even remotely interesting. Her ruining her life is unfortunely very old news.

That's not a D&G bag, it's Versace's Snap Out of It

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