Dec 14 2007Andre Birleanu wants out of his VH1 contract

Is that even a real show??? Most Smartest Model??? Destroyed his career, eh? Well that's whatcha get..

He has a shitty attitude, but he's hot. THANKS FISH

ANDRE IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT i hope he wins

I would have thought it was his looks that destroyed his career.
Whatever..

ahahahaha! Most smartest model!!! That's fucking glorious!

He'd be perfect if we could put a different head on him.. he looks like an unemployed wife beater..

Barleanu is 100% romanian name, so I think it's a missunderstand here, he isn't russian.

Can it be true?? The Fish actually posts some man meat for a change?? The world must be coming to an end...

So with that said: "Drool. Stare. Collapse."

Better than looking at Winehouse or Shitney on a friday tho right?

He was a dickwad on the show. He blamed everything I saw on the fact that he is Russian and the others were American. They were unfairly targeting him because of that.

Dude, grow a set, suck it up, stop crying, go let Texas Tranny give you a little of the stuff you so love.

From the look at him in some underwear (thanks VH1) he definitely has a set...

He was said to be found at a millionaire&celebrity dating club MeetRich.com not long before, and he is hot there.Quite a few girls and ladies write to him.OMG!

he is hot.
the party was for him , because he wont the title of the show.

Molested two women? That's where he killed his career. He would be skyrocketing in the modeling world if it were some bathroom hankey pankey he was doing with 2 guys. Doesn't he know, he is supposed to be gay? Don't blame VH1 for your sexuality hurting your career - jerkoff. Now GO GAY!

We are gods!

Wanna see a pic of my mom?

http://movies.msn.com/movies/weekinphotos?GT1=7701&photoidx=12

WAIT, wait, wait......America's Most Smartest...is that for real? I mean, really for real? Is that the title of the show? "most smartest?"

I can't get past that. Have we become THAT fucking stupid?

Oh and I forgot to say, UGLY!!!!

What does it take to be the smartest model? Tying your shoes? Zipping your pants? Wiping your own ass? I am not sure what it is, can someone fill me in??

#16: yes, yes this country has become that fucking stupid.
fantastic, educational TV america has. i wontz my childrun to lurn scchul & wurld educashun her. then theye becum talunt modulz lik britnee.
sad, sad.

*18, I think it requires you to know the difference between the symbols on the public restroom doors, and that the word "model" starts with "m," like the words "me," "my," and "mine."

I knew a guy that looked like this once. We used him as the left upright on the goal post in the north endzone at Lambeau in 1961 during a game with the Eagles. I believe that started the "no shirt in 50-below weather" fad that has persisted to this day. Unfortunately, that fad never caught on with the ladies....

...are being fulfilled!!! God bless the USA! (Of course the globalists want us to be morons, they are converting us to a second world nation, and then labor here will be nice and cheap!!! Bring in mo' betta Mexicans, that do not even have to speak the language, thereby proving that our nation and culture mean nothing to the banking masters that have and always will rule this world!!!
Go back to sleep Americans. No sense trying to wake you.

Massengill had better be careful -- apparently there's a king-sized douche on the loose.

Hey if he likes to suck cock, so be it, it's his choice.... stop holding it against the little fag.

I sleep in that very position.

All day.

First, yes, thanks for the attractive male person to look at, rather than Britney's crotch.

I've seen this douchebagski on clips from that stupid show (when they make fun of it on The Soup), so I have no problem believing he "molested" women (what does that entail, exactly? Grabbing? Pinching? What?), but I also have no doubt that what he says is true: that VH1 won't defend him then tells him not to say anything publicly to defend himself. That sounds like what corporations do to people.

Having said that, he'd probably be far better off to just STFU. He's one of those idiots who makes himself look worse and more guilty every time he opens his most dumbest mouth. I bet he'd be a nightmare client for an agent or a lawyer. Kinda like Britney, only good-looking. So there's that. Just sit there and look pretty, Ivan. Leave the talking to the grownups with fully functioning brains.

To all of those asking if the show's name is serious, or "is Vh1 really that stupid"....

The show is called America's Most Smartest Model. It's supposed to poke fun at the stereotype of models having shit for brains. Vh1 isn't that dumb, so it's not a "serious" show title.

Now, whether most of the viewers have picked up on the joke, or whether or not they actually realize there's something wrong with the show's title...whole different story. And I probably don' t even want to know.

Bless you Ryan..

Bless you veggi..

@20 Coach, was that the game Hornung went for the drop kick and sent the pigskin into that dude's crotch? I think Paul then started yelling Yuri Gagarin was a pussy.

I'd stick a bag on his head before bed. He's got Chernobyl eyes.

He's ugly and his chest is kind of strange.

Looks like a fucking skin-head raciest.

OH MY GOD!!I WANT HIM!!!!!!

he can molest me

OH MY GOD!!I WANT HIM DEAD!!!!!

That dude grosses me the fuck out. End.

I would so do him on Oprah and make Zack watch. Zack looks good but he don't get it yet and Oprah hasn't had sex in 20 years. She only watches.

Auntie, you were almost right. That's the popular rumor, but Hornung actually yelled; "Sputnik this!"

25 - yes the joke is "gotten;"the cynicism had not been lost on this one (up urs). BUT that still doesn't excuse the fact that a piece of shit show like that is on TV. The only thing VH1 has going for it is "I Love the XX's" and Hal Sparks. That's it.

What's even scarier is how many people on this post think this walking cock-head is even attractive. His top lip looks like it's been collagen'ed.

But on another note, I can see some dumb cunt coming on to him because he's on TV, getting fucked by him and then when he tells her to get lost, POOF, molestation case.

HE COULD TOTALLY NAIL MY ASS TIL IT WAS RAW BUT I'M CURIOUS.......................WHY ARE HIS NIPPLES SO CLOSE TO HIS ARM PITS?

Those are some impressive herpes on his upper lip.

How is this guy? Never heard of him, never heard of the show and never watched VH1. He had a great career indeed.

"What's even scarier is how many people on this post think this walking cock-head is even attractive. His top lip looks like it's been collagen'ed."

Are you a straight woman, a gay man or a straight man? If ou're on the first two, I sincerely don't get you (the guy is incredibly hot, even his dumb athlete face). If the latter is the case, just shut up. We don't say anything when you drool over that cheap-hooker-looking Kim Kardashian. Just keep a respectful and awed silence over his perfectly chiseled chest... and arms... and neck... and is that a flashlight in his pocket?

He's fat....

.

He can molest me any day of the week. And I don't care where he comes from.

Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

Um...he can "molest" me anytime.

I hated him at first, because he a dick (but hot!!) but now I adore him. THere are little things he does that make him attractive. He opens doors for the girls, and is very sweet at times..... You just gotta pay attention....

Damn he's fine. I'd do him!

You can't rape the willing!

Andre is an ok model, but his temper and arrogance is outrageous. He's young, so hopefully he'll outgrow it. I have to say though, he is a very good model. I will give him that. it's too bad that some of the other models left way before their time on that show, because truly, I think brett should have one. the one I think will end up winning, vj, he gives me the creeps.

He is really handsome and sexy in the picture.He seems to have a personal account at millionaire&celebrity dating club www.seekingsugar.com with his pictures and blog. He is so popular there. I hope I were him, thus I can date those hot girls there...LO

Who the hell is this ass-dumpling?

He's a poser.

And if only his abs could fuck me in the ass.

hes very handsome, american men cant compare

Now, I have been to this guy's website and, while I still think he's really hot, the truth is that, without a good photographer (and, I suppose, a little photoshopping) his head is freakishly huge. Now he's out of work, he could join celebrity deathmatch, I suppose...

He's an arrogant piece of Russian shit-head. The only way this show distroyed his non-existent career was airing his true jack-ass self.

I hope this annoying and flamingly gay commie gets hits by a bus.

Or maybe Putin will kill him with plutonium.

Finally! Some eye candy for the girls, I was growing tired of Britney's cootch.

I'd hit that.

Putin got a nose job?

Putin his kok in yo azz.

He's ugly. I can't really understand why so many beauty girls at pubspa.com support him and set a forum for him.

I figured this guy would escape the gay accusations since he's bald and looks like his head was beaten beyond recognition with an "ugly stick".

Wouldn't all you ladies rather have a real man, with an estrogen bloated beer gut sagging down over his equipment?

@15 Isn't that dude in the picture (your mom)Pete Burns, the guy who sings "You Spin Me Right Round Like A Record Baby"?

Check out this sexy young lady. If you want to look this hot, it's gonna cost ya:
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/65054/Michaela_Romanini.html

@25 If people couldn't understand the obvious humour of the title to begin with, it's probably impossible to explain. Unless they're just complaining because it's a show making fun of a stereotypical models intelligence. That doesn't seem any worse than what the other networks are presenting as entertainment, to me.

daaaaaaaaaamn! I need to get up to NY more often! I wanna get molested by Andre!!! :'((((( All this hullaballoo is so silly?? he's just milking his 15 minutes... btw, if Andre ever reads this, milenkhy, we have some lovely clubs in DC - just come down bublichka......

btw, #16/ "Eat my shorts" the title is designed to make fun of people who *are* aren't so bright- namely, in theory, the models themselves... so it's sort of an ironic show. Have you seen the show's title graphic? If you see that then you'll realize... all that said, it was still a ridiculous premise.... and I've never made it thru more than 5 minutes of it. I just hung around long enough to see the Andre dude yell at everybody he was competing with & he was hot in a dirty slavic sorta way...

he's awesome! i ♥ andre!

andre is a handsome man yes but still there no need to touch other people!
but i agree he did play fair and square on the show and he should have one .....but the show was deff racist against the soviets.

andre is a handsome man yes but still there no need to touch other people!
but i agree he did play fair and square on the show and he should have one .....but the show was deff racist against the soviets.

Andre is so hot right now, Andre!

andre fuck the HATERS there just makin you more famous!

LOOK AT HIS BOD!!! love his body but hate his shitty attitude.

hes like a muscular hobbit...
too short...
short limbs...
look @ how short his arms are...
plus that ugly face...
hes just muscular and tight...
that doesnt make u beautiful or a model...