Dec 14 2007Amanda Beard in a bikini

Will someone please help this woman with her suit???

So what? She's ugly. There are a lot of ugly women in bikinis.

I like how the one chick is fondling her ass.

Tom Cruise should have married her. Then he could say, "This is my beard" and nobody would have been the wiser.

I wonder if she is really a man, and has been turned into a woman by a jeannie or some other fucker he pulled out of a bottle. If so, that exlpains the face and the preoccupation with playing with herself.

And she is....who??

picture 9.... that bikini bottom does NOT fit

also, superfish... some days you have a girlfriend, some days a roommate, today a wife and kids?? make up your mind!

Gold Medal swimmer, 3 time Olympian.

I love Amanda Beard. My urge to mate with her is strong.

It looks like the green suit is being eaten by her ass lol

That brightoned up my weekend.

mmmmmm
She looks like a hot trannie....delish

Pornstar Mary Carey has replaced her 36DD implants with 36DDD. She is auctioning the old ones off on ebay. Does that rate a picture and an article? Somebody right now is willing to pay 15k for the old bags of saline. IMHO this would be a fun thing to have a string on. This is a fish thing so cover it.

Just what Jimbo's been pining for - Amanda Hugginkiss.

That ass makes up for the face.

Pity about the tramp stamp.

Guess she doesnt train much anymore, by the looks of her body anyway.

Oh fuck yeah........

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@15 what ass?

her lower back has more ass than her ass.

"her lower back has more ass than her ass."

in other words, she's white

In the last pic on page 3, it looks like she's getting ready to show that guy her cock...

I'd tap tap tap that ass too.

But the dude she is with is a tool. A spider web on his elbow? CLASSY.

Does this tatoo make my ass look big?

no, cowgirl, but that cock in your hynie does.....

@23, No you ass i snot big at all!!

Where have I been? I've never heard of her.

Awe...PunkA. You're SUCH a flirt!

Hey Jimbo, I hope snot! BTW--I was stating that pretending to be Amanda--I don't have any tats!

sure sure. but where does it get me?

#29, In trouble? Up a creek without a hynie?

@28 Yes I know you were pretending to be Amanda. I am just saying your ass is not fat!! I would not know about the tats..

Man she looks good since her days on Married with Children.. I thought she was a lesbian though?

what is with that guys pants? Does he have Butt toe?

trouble? from who? and is it fun?

@32 It is Amanda Bearse from Married with Children and she is a lesbian. Not Amanda Beard. She is an Olympic gold medalist.

Wow, you really ARE mad, aren't you?

I'm sorry. This is all bullshit, I know what I want. I'm just pent up. Extremely.

Yeah, and confused. Severely.

34, Trouble starts with "T" and rhymes with "G" I don't know--maybe?

As long as it involes a deposit, fluids and mammories, it's all good.

@37 What??

I came here for a reason, damnit, and so far I haven't proved anything except that I may truly have lost my shit.

Maybe I should just go before I end up twisting my head into spaghetti and there is a build up of so many words and feelings that I am unable to form into anything communicable anymore and I end up catatonic.

# 19 Queue the angry fat chicks with their "What ass?" garbage. Now go grab a wet wipe porkie....it's feeding time!

Left me hanging. yippecayay.

Someone saw their hot kiss photo at interracialconnect.com . It is said that they had a profile there and wanna start their blog. looking forward their hot video. lol.

38--Did you write the "milkshake" song? 39--I know right?

I'd hit that strong!

She looks about 55 years old, but she is supposedly only 26 years old. Lindsay Lohan looks much younger (and is much prettier) than that hag. Her waist, hips, and bust are all the same size and devoid of curves. There's nothing good there.

She looks about 55 years old, but she is supposedly only 26 years old. Lindsay Lohan looks much younger (and is much prettier) than that hag. Her waist, hips, and bust are all the same size and devoid of curves. There's nothing good there.

She looks about 55 years old, but she is supposedly only 26 years old. Lindsay Lohan looks much younger (and is much prettier) than that hag. Her waist, hips, and bust are all the same size and devoid of curves. There's nothing good there.

I think she lost something? ;)

Wow,
One of the reasons I don't work out (not that I have to, cause I am so fine),
But this woman, in fact is a man!!
And she has no curves, Yack...
No way, I am never stepping in a Gym....

nice couple.

Amanda, you need bigger bikini bottoms

utiful girl, u already has one boyfriend, why u still wondering on anservice site seekingsugar.com, do u want to find a richer man.

She looks just like one of my exes. Hot but a total bitch. My ex, not Amanda. She's cool. Amanda, not my ex.

God damn she is fucking nice looking

Great ass!

how ironic would it be if she drowned... horrible, but ironic.

GoDaddy, Go!

For an Olympic swimmer, she sure looks scared of the water!

Gorilla cookie face. That's a shame!

Amanda is really a sexy woman! My friend told me on http://www.FemMate.com includes her pics, biography, video, related news, vital stats, commentary, and cool facts

this is her looking good - but very manly.

http://skirmisher.org/sexy/amanda-beard-poses-for-next-months-playboy-nsfw/

.....................................................IS THAT ALL THERE IS?

She was slightly more attractive when looking out to sea.

OOPs wrong link previous. Sorry.
Test. TEST !
Binky: 9/11 was an inside job. GO.
Public at LARGE: 9/11 was an inside job. Breaker.
Binky: Breaker . Breaker. Inside job . Go.
Public at LARGE : Skip line. Skip Line. 9/11 was an Inside job. Go.
Binky: 10 . 4. Over.
Cliff Notes : What the hell is going on here ? Could someone please simplify this a bit ? In an outlined readable form ? And where's Amanda B. in this drivel ?
Binky : Look Cliff - just fuck off. We're trying to get a bit of communication going here on the short and medium wave....Breaker . Breaker. 9/11 was an inside job. Skip line Skip line - Go... Can I get a copy ? ? Go.
Amanda Beard : Breaker. Breaker. 10-4 Binky. 9/11 was an inside job. Go. Meet me at Echo Beach...
Binky : So Cliff - I'm off to Echo beach. And if you can't figure it all out by now...I'm sorry...
I guess we'll all soon have to deal with it...

her thong adjuster takes personal ASSistant to a whole new level

what the fuck? shut up, this girl is hot! whatever, "ugly girl in a bikini", this chick is 97 times hotter than any girl you could ever get...

What is the deal with all the spammers on this site lately? Fix it Fish!!!!!!!!!
This chick is not hot. She isn't horrible, but her body is NOT hot enough to make up for that face. 26? Are you kidding? WTF. And what in the hell is she doing?! It's like she has never worn clothes before, poking, pulling and prodding her bikini all over the place like she's got cooties or is a toddler. Not hot. What is up with her arse anyway? To the person who called her tattoo a "tramp stamp"...hahahah. Pretty funny.

She has a classic Horse Face....and her ghey boyfriend looks real hard with the spider web tattoos.....what a coupla morons.

I love his tatoo
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2318691

Damn great swimmer. She's an All-American beauty. I love women swimmers.
American not East German.

I've always loved her since her first Olympic Games. She's become a very nice looking American girl.

Get in the water girls and swim off the tonage will ya. And leave Amanda the helll alone. That inlcudes you too, SuperDorkfish.

Guy is sounding more and more like an utter loser in his mom's basement who can't get a date.

The haters are crazy. I'd fuck this chick until my body was completely drained of all fluid. Then I'd continue to lick her with my dry tongue until it was worn to a nub.

I know I'm in the minority but she doesn't look ugly to me, and she has a good body no?

"Guess she doesnt train much anymore, by the looks of her body anyway."

You arent serious, right? Yea, shes just a walking bucket of cellulite.... give me a damn break... keep critiquing while you sit on your fat ass eating chips on the couch with your laptop resting on your belly like its a f*cking shelf.

" 73. Gossip Girl - December 15, 2007 10:05 AM

I know I'm in the minority but she doesn't look ugly to me, and she has a good body no?
"

Yes, she does have a good body, and anyone who thinks otherwise is either delusional or lying, or gay. And she does have a nice face (except I suppose when you catch her making faces like the one snapped above) w some incredible eyes.. agree wholeheartedly.

Great athelete, amazing body. She must be dumb as a rock cause no one is that perfect.

Nothing screams DOUCHE like a spider web elbow tattoo. holy fuck I can't believe someone still gets that shit. the world is doomed.

To #75: you are wrong. I'm a women and I give credit where credit is due in regards to face, body, success, etc. For a woman, Amanda Beard doesn't have a good body (nor is her face good and she looks much older than 26 years old, as I stated above). Being in shape and/or thin doesn't mean that one has a good body. I could go into all the actual reasons for my opinion (based on the standards/formulas set by science, mathematics, and more). To put it more tersely, a woman's bust, waist, and hips shouldn't all be the same size, but there should be some curvature and differentiation. To help you better understand, examples of women with good bodies are Scary Spice, Kim Kardashian, Porshla Coleman, Dita Von Teese, Heidi Montag, Eva Longoria, Sophia Vergara, and Meagan Good.

This is hideous deja vu...I am at the beach with a tall athletic babe and suddenly some stocky lesbian shows up to stroke her butt and adjust her bikini bottom ...then she starts making out in the surf with Tommy Lee's retarded less tatooed cousin Lester...and now it is all right in front there of me again on TheSuperfical.com... Get out of my brain you bastards!!!

#78 wow. were your parents related?

#78 said and I quote "I could go into all the actual reasons for my opinion (based on the standards/formulas set by science, mathematics, and more). "

you mean there's more? Gee I can't wait.

"Being in shape and/or thin doesn't mean that one has a good body. I could go into all the actual reasons for my opinion (based on the standards/formulas set by science, mathematics, and more)."

Well, I for one know that when I am prowling for some booty, I make sure that I brush up on the standards/formulas set by science, mathematics, and more, so I know who is attractive and who is not. Because if math cannot tell me who I want to sleep with, nothing can.

Also, tersely doesn't mean what you think it means.

Finally, anyone who finds Heidi Montag and Eva Longoria to have good bodies should get her face out of the math books and into some genuine pussy.

And yes, #80, I think it's safe to conclude that her parents are indeed related. Closely related.

78 is not completely wrong. There is a genetic predisposition to prefer the hourglass figure. It signals all kinds of things, the main one being high fertility. But that doesn't mean more angular women still can't have hot bodies. They can and do. And Amanda Beard does.

And personally, my penis also thinks curvy women with tiny waists are the hottest. But Amanda Beard also makes it happy. So does Giselle Bundschen. Mmm...Giselle

I just saw what I thought was a hot chick go by on her bike but after doing some quick calculations, it turns out she wasn't. Damn.

It's obvious that a large percentage of the commenters here possess less intelligence than a single celled Amoeba, which is why I don't generally respond to such people. The point still remains that she doesn't have a good body and there is nothing appealing to the eye or legitimately good for a woman to have a such an expansive waist and non-feminine waist/hips/bust. She is in shape, yes, but her body isn't the type that is intended for women in any way, shape, or form.

#78 is entitled to her opinion and who besides who cares what chicks think about hotness in chicks? I can't really comment on her list since I've done only 3 of the women on it.
I would prefer to focus on the positive. As the good book says: "And Adam looked upon Eve and upon beholding her gazzongas gave praise to the Lord." (Genesis 3:19 Hugh Hefner ed.)
And when the fullness of His gifts are not within reach, I am consoled that mathematical imperfection in women is why He gave us alcohol, porn and darkness. Life is good, grasshopper.

#86 I could spend all day listening to you tell us all how smart you are, you all-knowing Oracle of what's attractive and what isn't. Really. In fact you belief system fascinates me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

To #78, allow me to retort.

Scary Spice - There's a reason she's called Scary.

Kim Kardashian - Way fug, people only talk about her because she's a slut with a huge ass, not because she's hot.

Porschla Coleman - Since when is fake bake attractive? Pretty average body and face albeit better than Kimora.

Dita Von Teese - Correct.

Heidi Montag - Yeah, umm not even close on so many levels.

Eva Longoria - Great body for a rat faced midget.

Sophia Vergara - Second one you got right so far.

Meagan Good - Used to be, starting to pack on the pounds. Her ethnicity is coming out.

"It's obvious that a large percentage of the commenters here possess less intelligence than a single celled Amoeba, which is why I don't generally respond to such people. The point still remains that she doesn't have a good body and there is nothing appealing to the eye or legitimately good for a woman to have a such an expansive waist and non-feminine waist/hips/bust. She is in shape, yes, but her body isn't the type that is intended for women in any way, shape, or form."

Wow. That hurts. First of all, for you to call ANYONE out and question their intelligence reeks of hypocrisy.. pot...kettle..black. You're a woman. Fantastic. That being said, I'm QUITE certain that men, well, being the opposite sex, have a better handle on what is attractive to MEN.... so while I know you prefer to rely on your algebraic equation to determine what is a fantastic body, and what isn't, before I started slinging mud I'd check yourself in the mirror. The majority feels she's hot. The small percentage that don't, that's their opinion. Rattling off a list of names (including Scary Spice? WTF?) to back up your secret squirrel formula of what makes a bod hot doesnt add any more validity to it.

While I think Kims body is 'ok', its 'ok' because she has a huge ass, and a huge rack- however, that's no where near as enticing as someone who takes care of themselves, has some TONE, and still has the right shape in the right places. If she had the chest of a 2 yr old, or a baggy ass, I MIGHT see your point...fact is, she doesn't.

"The point still remains that she doesn't have a good body and there is nothing appealing to the eye or legitimately good for a woman to have a such an expansive waist and non-feminine waist/hips/bust. She is in shape, yes, but her body isn't the type that is intended for women in any way, shape, or form."

Says who? You? Your Scientology sponsor? I'm just, you know, curious when you became the authority... ahhhhh thats right- it all goes back to the magical mystical formula of 34(24)-36= \?/

And just to reiterate- I'd LOVE to see what your bod looks like (that's a fictitious statement- there's no way in hell I'd subject myself to that) for you to start blasting away at someone you would never come close to.... 55 yr old hag my ass... well, maybe *your* ass... anyways, carry on, I'm sure you'll have some witty retort along with the math to back it up.

Did someone photoshop John Elway's face on?

It really doesn't concern me what men (nor women) think is the best body. My standard for what makes a good/great/nice body comes from my eyes being able to perceive what a female body should look like and that standard is supported by science, math, and so on. If given the choice between which has the better body of either Kim Kardashian or Amanda Beard, Kim Kardashian is leagues above her (that includes her face as well). I'm thankful for my feminine curves and I prefer being a twenty something year old women who actually looks twenty something years old (or younger). Amanda Beard is another good example of a celebrity whose looks are extremely overrated.

i would hit that raw dog and bail no baby momma drama son . do work and bail son.

Bathing suit bottom a little to small, it would flatter her body more if the bathing suit fit a little better!

She has a great body, super fit. I'm a woman and love my curves to but there is no way i would say she is ugly or has a horrible body. She's hot, and works hard for what she's got!

she was fucking carl edwards a while back, that's all i know about her....

That looks much better than what Ive been hitting lately.

Did that fool attend Art Center, or is he just a Poser?

Dear \?/ ,

As far as Ms. Beard goes, I'd defintiely hit that.

I have no idea what you look like, but I know I'd like to hit you.

Just in a different way.

Carry on with your delusional lunacy.

shes an olympic swimmer guys...kicks ass too

shes an olympic swimmer guys...kicks ass too

if i am not mistaken, someone said she joined an online service
sugarmommymeet. it is a site for rich women to date young cute men.. is it true? horrible....

i adore the guy's tattoo!

Look man , this is a woman who has trained all her life , of course she looks amazing , its one of the many things she does well mmm if I could I would cook her up and shoot her in my veins

Look man , this is a woman who has trained all her life , of course she looks amazing , its one of the many things she does well mmm if I could I would cook her up and shoot her in my veins

if you think she is ugly , then you must live in a toilet roll

her butt looks funny.

A bit tranny around the face but a great body.

So she's ugly? That leaves only 2 or 3 women on the earth who are attractive then, right?

Wouldn't you rather watch the dark knight imax ?

goo tube ... slash tatteredhoody

That which does not kill you only makes you stranger <-- a good search

#109 is right.

What freaking standard do some of you have for attractive? This woman might not have her Olympic body anymore, but she's certainly not "ugly." It's one thing to be superficial; it's another to be stupid.

As I stated above, there is nothing good there in regards to Amanda Beard, face nor body-wise. If you can't see and understand why a woman shouldn't have a man's body (not just one or even two things about her body are masculine, but her entire body has nothing feminine about it), then that's your problem. I'm merely making a statement that's more accurate and realistic than the people trying to advocate Amanda Beard's very non-feminine and expansive body as some type of feminine ideal. Another thing that I don't understand about some of the commenters here is that many make disparaging comments about celebrities who are far above Amanda Beard in regards to face and/or body, but have the gall to defend her of all people. It's absurd.

"As I stated above, there is nothing good there in regards to Amanda Beard, face nor body-wise."

Why aren't all of you LISTENING to me? I stated my opinion. You MUST take it as fact! If I believe that Amanda Beard is unnatractive, EVERYONE has to. Otherwise I am unimportant.

"If you can't see and understand why a woman shouldn't have a man's body (not just one or even two things about her body are masculine, but her entire body has nothing feminine about it), then that's your problem. I'm merely making a statement that's more accurate and realistic than the people trying to advocate Amanda Beard's very non-feminine and expansive body as some type of feminine ideal."

I decide who is feminine. Not you. My views are accurate and realistic. Yours are not. Listen to ME!!

"Another thing that I don't understand about some of the commenters here is that many make disparaging comments about celebrities who are far above Amanda Beard in regards to face and/or body, but have the gall to defend her of all people. It's absurd."

Because I remember all of your names and know that you are the ones who make fun of the woman who remind me of myself, and claim that this woman who does not remind me of myself is pretty, so I feel personally insulted even though my Mommy says I'm very pretty and I'll find my Prince Charming one day and he won't care that I don't fit into a size 6!

Another gorgeous girl...

Amanda Beard's makeup is always magnificant :)

Amanda Beard is unattractive,, Jennifer Love Hewitt & Tyra Banks are obese.... all this passionate distaste for attractive women. Do you sometimes get the creepy felling that when some of our posters are finished typing angry stuff about famous females on theSuperficial.com they turn from the keyboard and start shouting "It puts the lotion in the basket"? Be afraid. I am. But I am really good-looking so I will feel better very soon. Ah, already better.

nasty, butt-ugly skank. she's a real bitch in person too. thinks she's hot.

\?/ - I had a discussion with a gal friend of mine today about whether or not girls can be douchebags, we didn't really come to a conclusion, but you're definitely adding evidence that, yes, in fact they can be. Just because she doesn't look like what you see in the mirror does not mean that she has a masculine body. Find a man who begins to broaden at the waist where she does. Is she "hippy?" No, she's not, but she is definitely shaped to carry a fetus in her uterine area. She sure doesn't look like any man I've ever seen, and if she looks like men you cavort with, I'd not hesitate to guess that you either have never seen a man naked or are around men who have hormonal or chromosomal problems. No, she's not fat where you're fat (which isn't to say that you are fat, how could I know? But you're talking about fat storage) but her underlying structure is feminine. Broad hips, slender arms, and her muscle mass is largely on her legs.
Using your sort of reasoning, any man who is ripped is not masculine, either, because he doesn't have a belly, love handles, and/or a hairy chest and back (if he's been waxed or whatever). People who are olympic athletes aren't going to look the way that most of us do when we look in our mirrors. They have genetic advantages physically, and will, in many cases, have less fat.
Most males look nothing like, say, Terrel Owens, that Greco-Roman Russian wrestler (the mean one... The Experiment), an olympic thrower, or a record-setting marthon runner. However, those are all different physical phenotypes at the extreme end of one bell curve or another and can't be easily mapped onto "average" bodies.
That's what's happening here. She doesn't look like an average female, but you're looking at the wrong features-- you're looking at the more transient features of fat storage, not skeletal or muscular structure.
And the fact that you have some bizarre need to tear her down as not being woman enough for you makes you something of a douchebag. Don't like her face? Fine. Think she's too in shape for your tastes? That's okay, too. But trying to map every woman onto some kind of ideal of womanness is stupid. She didn't starve herself to meet some new standard, she worked her ass off and this is the body type she was left with-- athletic female phenotype.

\?/,

I personally don't find Amanda that attractive. But shape-wise, her waist is more defined than Karolina Kourkova's, a VSC model, in the last post. So just for being a great athlete, and not an underwear model, Amanda's body rocks.

She looks kind of manly, like a little like Cheryl Crow, without the bee otch part. Still a good body though, just have to cut off her head. Is there a legal place to do that? Can you cut off someones head because they are ugly and just have sex with the rest of them?

I think there was a Tales from the Crypt about that (and I'm going to try to stave off any "Crypt Keeper" jokes by adding that following up with a Crypt Keeper joke is totally predictable ;) ).

who is She??
she is really not cute

They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the rich men seeking affairs club RichLoving.com a few weeks ago..but all are past and they will stay together forever!

Who gives a fuck what these bitches are wearing except other dumb bitches. All i wanna see is pictures of these hollyweird bitches buck naked so i can jackoff at em then have a grilled cheese samich.

That gal is ripped but she is fugly.

#113, that was fantastic.

I also suspect that "\?/" has a a narrow definition of feminine that reflects only what she sees in the mirror. It's sad that people have to disparage others in order to feel good about themselves.

It's sadder that \?/ has such simplistic idea's that she's unable to recognize or understand views that disagree with her own.

I would eat neopolitan ice cream off her ass without a spoon. And I hate mixing flavors of ice cream.

Fish get out of bed and post something else. The guy above me is mixing ice cream for Christ sake.

i had no idea who this man was until i saw him in Playboy, which was weird, because playboy usually has chicks in it.

anyway, he would be kinda hot if he didn't have such huge horse teeth that they prevent the mouth from closing. ugh.

fuck that b*tch c*ckhead! love to screw that b*tch!

131!!!!! YES

I gave her a tedddy bear the other night, and I got the best sex I ever had. The girl goes crazy for stuffed animals. I am taking her to build a bear later today, and I expect some road head on the drive home. And her motion of the ocean with those hips is amazing. Those thighs can really clench....

uuummmm....she is pretty effin fugly...i can't believe people are saying she's hot...the body is ok but that face is awful...even in magazines and on her official site...there's just nothing good about that mug...

Nice abs and a nice ass, good for her.

I think she needs to go underwater or something and fix herself. Let's jsut say, GROSS.

I think she needs to go underwater or something and fix herself. Let's jsut say, GROSS.

I think she needs to go underwater or something and fix herself. Let's jsut say, GROSS.

I think she needs to go underwater or something and fix herself. Let's jsut say, GROSS.

I think she needs to go underwater or something and fix herself. Let's jsut say, GROSS.

I think she needs to go underwater or something and fix herself. Let's jsut say, GROSS.

That green bikini does nothing for her, and whoever told her to scowl for the camera was just a poor photog (or she mistook "look fierce!" for "look like you're going to eat me!")

Either way, I wouldn't mess with her, and I imagine she's quite striking in person.

This is very interesting.............
http://www.interesting.elite.to/

HI

Geez, she looks just fine....

Yeah,she looks so sexy and she is very hot..This is very interesting
http://www.great.fx.to

eww her boyfriend needs to do some serious crunches or lay off the mcdonalds

Amanda Beard is way hot !!!

Check out proof positive at my WANK-A-DELIC pic gallery of her:

http://gurlz-to-wank-by.blogspot.com/2007/10/amanda-beard.html

Enjoy :O)

Call me picky, but even though she looks pretty good, I just can't get into a girl who's got "Beard" in her name

Look at my page and see more!

i guess she needs a little help with her bikinni

tbh i dont think she's that bad looking and certainly better than any of you losers get she certainly has a fine body....

and at the end of the day if its still putting you off cut three holes in a paper bag for christ's sake lol

Oh,what is she doing now. I think her boyfriend shoul disgard her and then find another girlfriend on the site sugarmommymeet.

this is so sexy waaaaaaaaw
I hope if i can find someone like her in my country in Kuwait
loooool

Hmmm... I disagree, she has a rather mediocre ass. I am an assman, and I have seen much better.

LOL she hasn't quite gotten the hang of the whole "frolick in the waves with a boyfriend for the paparazzi" thing, has she? Her suits don't even come close to fitting. She has an OK body but sheesh, she is WEIRD looking. Too bad she's not dating Phelps, because they both have that in common!