Dec 5 2007Alicia Keys makes pianos sexy

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First!! bitches!!

camel toe anyone?

mmm, a crotch the bites back - that could be fun.

lmao@her gut hanging out in the piano picture. She can suck it in during the photo sessions, but the rip cord has to be pulled while she sings. Weirdly shaped ass, too - must be lots of girdling going on under there...

mmm, a crotch the bites back - that could be fun.

her ass is colossal.

Camel pie more like it

Looks more like a yeast patch to me. Time to switch to an outfit that breathes.

She has some thick legs which I love.

/oh yeah!

In the head-on shot, it looks more like a protective nut-cup that (male) athletes wear during sports. Hey veggi, do lesbians wear cups?

If she keeps wearing those britches, she'll need the monostat 1 day!

Check that shit out! Alicia's obviously tucking her gigantic black cock. I always new Keys was a boy-girl. I wasn't sure even after viewing a video of Alicia fucking her own asshole. But now I know. The girl's got a fabulous prick, ya'll..

Alicia Keys is beautiful, so why does it seem everyone is bashing on her? I'm not one to give props to ppl who are overweight (just ask anyone i know) but this girl is healthy, yes a little bit of meat on her bones, but look at her! There's only one explaination as why anyone would have something negative to say about this woman - some ppl feel like crap about the way their appearances are and you know what they need to do? Bash on other ppl to feel better about themselves. GROW UP

shes the most talented music artist out there

you write "GROW UP"

i'd tap it on her forehead. she can look good at times, but the huge legs kill it for me, regardless of what she's wearing.

She is beautiful AND talented AND real. In ten years from now, when Lindsay, Paris, and Britney are in the corner puking up drugs and semen, Alicia will be ascending even higher in her career!

"...AND real." except for the tiny thing about being lesbian but living as if she were straight. Other than that minor detail, yeah, very real.

Play the piano? She looks like she could lift one.

@cowgirl said: "In ten years from now, when Lindsay, Paris, and Britney are in the corner puking up drugs and semen..."

What do you mean "in ten years" -- those little whores are doing that now!

F*** Alicia Keys.... Tori Amos is the only TRUE woman playing the paino. Have you ever seen her perform?!?!?!?! Holy god.... the woman makes every man (and some women too) wish they were a piano bench and/or a microphone. Alicia Keys is LAME. Nice camel toe... I think she's smuggling some hashish in that giant cooch.

19--How can you live as if you were straight and be a lesbian? You can't munch carpet and suck dick can you? Or can you.....?
Now, for marketing reasons. I can see someone portraying themselves as straight for the "superficial" public.

"real" = "fat"

E.g., "Real [fat] women have curves!" or "She's real[ly putting on weight]!"

Oooohhhhh, my mistake. If you live a lie to earn money, that's still real. Got it.

I'm a lesbian.

Alicia Keys is definitely hot. I just get this completely-out-of-her-mind-mulatto-chick vibe from her, like Halle Berry. Except, Alicia is talented where Halle isn't.

Alicia's the total package. Anybody see her Smokin Aces? Fuckin hot!

Oh, #1 and 2, you're both losers.

Titless and now ass less, the only way I would pay to see her is if she would shove that mic up her crotch and puked it out. Now that's talent bitchess...

@23 Hey Cowgirl, I think you can do both. It is called Bisexual.

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She doesn't look as good as she thinks she does. Oh, and nice camel toe idiot! (what woman wears tight white knit pants?!)

@34, What is wrong with a little camel toe? It looks good on her..

At Jimbo, true-- bisexuals can do both. But the sexual orientation in question was whether or not she was a lesbian. As far as I know, lesbians are carpet only?

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@36 Cowgirl. You are correct. As fr as I know lesbians only munch carpet. Does that make me a lesbian??

She's cute, but not hot, she looks way better in these pictures than she does in reality or video/TV.
And BTW, she's fat.

#26 - oh no, you unmasked me as a lesbian! (you think) I better run and hide! Wait, I'm not Alicia Keys. I don't give a fuck what you think.

Hey 40, its okay if you're a lesbian. Lord knows women are probably better at relationships than men--fuck 'em! (or not?)
Hey Jimbo--It's fine by me if you wanna munch carpet!

@41 Cool, then I am a lesbian too..

Pretty sure those are vibrating panties. Insert a vibrator and pull the panties up. RC WFT!!!

Pretty sure those are vibrating panties. Insert a vibrator and pull the panties up. RC FTW!!!

Sexy, beautiful and talented...what more can you ask for? Love Alicia Keys!!!

Alicia is so beautiful when she keeps her lady curves down a notch and gets into some serious exercise groove she is also a musical prodigy and for those of you who do not know what that means it fuckin means she is a genius ya'll ..don;t believe me ...watch her live video, check it out.

I hope to GOD (figure of speech) that she is not a lesbian, not that I have anything against lesbians, but the thought of me and her is too sweet, second thought, the thought of me and her and Halle Berry is even sweeter.

Smile ya'll

i love her new song "no one".

does anyone else get the vibe these days that she's gay?

This skank sings like a dying pig, piano playing is mediocre for a pro, fat legs, sagging gut, nasty face. OH yeah! Hot like an over heating radiator. Halle Berry is sub-standard as well.
Nordic chicks are where it's at! Ask Tiger Woods. He is hideous and has the money to afford one. I am $ure $he really love$ him a$ well.

she looks like she's lost quite a bit of weight from previous pics....could have had some scultping in the chin and neck.

she looks like she's lost quite a bit of weight from previous pics....could have had some scultping in the chin and neck.

She looks good because she's half white. The problem is from the waist down she's obviously negro. Meaning linebacker thighs, ass, and calves.

She must be smuggling illegalsin her pants! LMFAO

She must be smuggling illegals in her pants! LMFAO

she has a "mumbler"

Damn, look at that gash

Yes, she is so sexy. Her nude photos look more sexy. I saw her profile on nudidstconnect.com. That is a nudist friendshup site. Is she a nudist? Or enjoy the lifestyle??

nagger please - December 5, 2007 8:03 PM

She looks good because she's half white. The problem is from the waist down she's obviously negro. Meaning linebacker thighs, ass, and calves.

--u r obviously a jealous little pink person. Alicia is sexy as hell! I'll take her and her thick legs over any anorexic White chick out there! Firm ass is better than pancake flabby pink ass anyday..

She looks hot to me. If you want to ensure women only wear baggy clothes, keep on bitchin' about things that a lot of us happen to like. Maybe burqas are your thing or maybe you would prefer tidy whites and a little house on the prairie dress.

she is FINE, people. hot, sexy and talented.

Someone needs to tell her to start using tampons on those heavy days instead of the oversized mattress of a maxi pads she is using under those pants!

alicia keys is a career whore dyke. and her music fucking sucks.

oh people here really need to lighten up and join the hecklers or get lost! no room for moody defensive people here...come on! lets have a laugh instead

I'd Hit It

She is always so sexy. But recently she was seen wondering on sugarmommymeet.com.As you saw the name, you can guess what kind the site is.Yes,it is a site for rich women looking handsome boys. Does she need a sugar baby?

Way to misspell the name of your own site #56.

Alicia Keys is hot as hell - in some pics she has the face of a supermodel.

All you bastards that are posting links in your messages - I hope your genitals melt off and you all get raped raw by a pack of orcas. Orcas with AIDS.

What happened to the Kiefer Sutherland story?
I see a lot of 24 ads here....
Hummmm...
Not a good sign Fish....kinda makes this site part of the problem...

Now the Kiefer Sutherland story is back up...
WTF ?

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2315706 look here reale life

She totally has a package, dude...

People who judge only by the appearance are superficial.Besides beauty is not something to argue about. Everyone has its specific taste in women and music.So,there is no need to fight and say nasty things about her and to each other.And her private life is her own so stay out!!!She achived more than all of you combined!Our world will never be better as long as there are people with that nasty attitude!It's so easy to judge but no one likes to be judged.So cut it out!!!

Show your tricks at "Howl at the moon" in Univeral city. I guess the public will be pleased to see you entertaining!!

we have a word for that in hebrew "kapak" :)

WOWZERS A KEYS DIDNT KNOW IT WAS BUILT LIKE DAT DOWN THERE!!!!

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/NELMOTZYESQ

thats some funny fuckin shit
and btw her new song, is a total rip off from BlackEyesPIss- wheres the love

OMG, her song just came on my ipod. That's so sexy.

OMG, her song just came on my ipod. That's so sexy.

I don't get some of these comments putting various women down for small imperfections. Those of you who post these put downs are probably still virgins beating off right now and haven't experienced real life sex. Admit it you jerk off daily.
Check out the everyday women/girls post on this site from around the world. See what's waiting on you... maybe

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Isn't she half coon? That is what I heard anyway. Either way, I would still stuff her camel toe. Unless Texas Tranny cab assure me she "tucked" her package.

half coon??

A. Keys is big on bumpin' clams.

Barbie looks like a Ken doll....

never really liked her shes annoying like mariah carey what do they call that whale now oh ya mimi puke me ....alicia keys is getting brutal with all the stars and there money they should hire a some personal trainers .... so we dont have to look at there nasty asses ....we aresupposedto look up to these moo moos ... anyhow, crotch pics is SO NASTY ...this is sick cant wait for it to be tomorrow now lmfao

MMmm, sweet, plump, healthy vagina. There's enough guk down there to fill your whole mouth. I bet her inner lips are that purplish color you see on some dark skinned chicks- yummy. God I love pussy. Kinda weird for us guys that just a picture of a women's pussy (without the body attached) will turn us on. Must be evolutionary in nature.

the racist people on here are too funny, i cant even take them seriously lol, they just sound crazy...very entertaining. n word this and that...coon...nagger?? lol its so lame its just funny

Of the many things i do not know,
I will never get the Camel toe...

Booo

Spanx eats your crotch.

Check that... It's a ball-gina, Seriously, there has to be a set of balls in there..

22 - I'm right there with you. Although I think Keyes is better suited for acting, she is a good piano player. That's it. Merely good.

Tori is a fucking virtuoso.

9 porch monkeys viciously attack 26 year old white girl on train. When is the Revolution coming?

http://www.examiner.com/a-1089067~Students_beat_woman_on_city_bus__police_say.html

so what she's not Beethoven, she's a SINGER who can play an instrument, not a pianist who can sing. Not that I didn't already know this by the amount of "funny" racist comments posted every time a non-white person is posted on this site, but its pretty obvious that 95% of the people who come here are suburban white folks, cuz to the R&B listening community (ie black people), she is almost unanimously a goddess. And to the lesbian community, she is also unanimously a big dyke. yeah, let that one go, Alicia...

Sure is a cutie! Is she half black? Sure looks it...

it's called a pelvic bone...and hers is just a little bigger

i'd love to shove my nose right up her ass and take a good, long whiff.

holly cow she is fat

DEAR ALICIA, PLEASE USE A TAMPON WHEN YOURE PLANNING TO WEAR THOSE PANTS. A JUMBO SIZE MAXIPAD WILL NOT WORK WITH SOFT MATERIALS.

Honestly, all girls know this, and that freakishly bulgning crotchaction shes got going on there is definetly, definetly a maxi pad. You can see it from behind too because her butt kind of looks like shes wearing a diaper.

I wouldn't have worn that coochie suit, but she doesn't look bad at all. She's pretty and she's got a good figure.

However... I fucking HATE her personality. She acts like she's the coolest person in the world, like she's better than everyone, but tries to act like she's down to earth when you know off-camera she's a huge bitch like Jennifer Hudson and Mariah. YEAH-- Jennifer Hudson is a fucking snot-nosed, acting-like-she's-better-than-everyone-and-like-she's-not-fat BITCH.

god is that bitch ugly... she has those hideous beyonce-riahnna-like tree trunk legs

god is that bitch ugly... she has those hideous beyonce-riahnna-like tree trunk legs

is she still a single? someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an
profile on an online site sugarmommymeet.. you know it is a site for rich women to
seek young cute men.. what a slur!

A diva or somthinalse ??? http://www.spymac.com/details/?2316804 he he

Ok first of all..this chick is hot..second of all...having meat is just fine...i doubt most of the ppl talkingshit abt her on her look any better so thats done. NOW...as for what REAL means...it has nothing to do with her sexuality..what she does and who she does behind closed doors is her business...living proof are stupid ass wannabe celebs like paris who fuck worldwide and are still fakeass hos....so being real has nothing to do with wrether shes a lesbo or not. besides...since when is being a lesbian a problem??

Now her crotch just makes me so damn horny! my penis is trying to punch trough my jeans and into her hot hot pants!

wow

whatever to #5, she's one of the most talented musicians/singer/songwriters of our time and it wouldn't matter what she looked like but me personally I think she's gorgeous, she is shaped like a real woman, curvy, but I think she went stevie and totally didn't see when she put on this outfit

She is so fukcing ugly!

GROSS!!

i lovess her

Keys is the true light of a Nu Hip Hop Nation!

Keys is the true light of a Nu Hip Hop Nation!

Keys is the true light of a Nu Hip Hop Nation!