Nov 2 2007Tyra Banks dares to discuss ‘what’s up down there’

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Tyra Banks is devoting her entire show on Monday to the vagina. Yes, that’s right. The female vagina. It will be an entire hour-long episode about the ins and outs of the mysterious lady part. People reports:

"I have wanted to do this show for two years," says Banks, 33. "I know for a lot of women talking about what is going on in our bodies is extremely difficult, but it is incredibly important."
She added, "We should be able to talk to our daughters, sisters, mothers and friends about our bodies and not be embarrassed. I hope after this show women will not be ashamed about what's up down there."

Great. So now I know what’s really been on Tyra Banks’ mind all these years. Burdened with this information how am I supposed to enjoy reruns of America’s Next Top Model? I’ll be sitting there wondering if Tyra was really upset when Caridee insulted Nigel or was she just thinking about vaginas? When Janice Dickinson spoke was Tyra actually listening or was she noticing that Janice’s collagen lips look like a huge vagina? And how would she make a segment out of that for her show? Haven't you heard? It's about vaginas.

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Cunt.

LAST!!!!

frrrrrist

Is she planning any visual aids for the show? If she's planning on showing a bunch of vaginas on TV, I might have to set the Tivo. Learning is good.

The only thing that could get me to watch this cavalcade of cooze is if Hayden Panettiere and Vanessa Hudgens talk about their first orgasms and then mutually masturbate onstage. The other condition is that Tyra leaves while that happens. Nobody needs to see her twisted junk.

Tyra Banks is insufferable... whoever told her that anyone wants to hear her opinions on anything should be shot.

This is great! Seriously. Women AND MEN have no idea how important it is to get tested every year. If we are going to be sexual we should know everything about our bodies inside and out.

There she goes again, miss Ophra want-to-be.

she's wearing tights

Dumb bitch, she's acting like she invented the damn thing. Tyra baby, I talk about my vagina all the time. With pretty much anyone anywhere. I really don't need your fat ass going on tv telling me how vagina's are ok. What I really want to hear is how it is that your show didn't get cancelled. Pretty much everyone I know has seen it in passing once and cries "BLUUUUGH!!" when I ask for their opinion about it.

Oh God, whatever. She just does stuff for attention and shock value. I find her highly annoying. Just cancel that lame ass show already before it turns into another Ricki Lake.

Thunder hips.

If the show is anything like her vagina, it'll stink!

For Tyra, usually whats' up down there is a vibrator. For others, it's an erect penis. By the way, can't wait for her expose on "How's it Hanging: The male penis Show".

The Vagina Monologues starring Tyra Banks. Whats next?

"in's and out's"
Hi-O
get it they are talking about a vagina!?!?!?
Oh never mind.....................
:0)

#14 I'd watch it

She seriously needs to get laid... Someone donate some pickle time to her.. Hook it up and give her a ream job and spray her with some baby batter...

All you stupid mother fuckers need to realize that there is no such thing as a vagina.

There are cunts and there are pussies, but nothing called a vagina. That's almost as retarded as thinking there is a meat-stick called a penis.

All you stupid mother fuckers need to realize that there is no such thing as a vagina.

There are cunts and there are pussies, but nothing called a vagina. That's almost as retarded as thinking there is a meat-stick called a penis.

I'm waiting for the (usual) moment when she asks the demo vagina if it had a secret crush on her.

#18 Nobody in the world is THAT charitable.

well, judging from the lack of guys that tyra is photographed with, i'd say nothing is up down there.

and oh yeah, she's fucking annoying

think of all the cunts they can get to give a point of view ..... you know Tyra's got one, but Fish is one ....

This is America. Leave the sex education where it has been for generations. In the home of parents who have gone out and left their children home to party.

&4

no just AIDS

Boooring!!

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I dare you to show us your face! Be our new Perez Hilton!

Muahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not cool, i´m just teasin´ you. Love Ya!

"No, no, NO, Tyra, I said do a show about Virginia!"

"The female vagina"... Because there's a male vagina, now?

A cunt talking about cunts. I knew she was self-absorbed, but c'mon!

I hope both people who watch her show learn something.

Tyra sucks. I know it. You know it. Your grandma knows it. Rot in Hell, Tyra! You fat ho!

Eww she looks like one of those nasty africans from a national geographic book.

you spelled caridee incorrectly.

Tyra, if you want to inform the world about the vagina show yours. Explain how you pee, get wet before sex and have an organism. See this is what people really want to see. Do you shave or do you have pubic hair? These are the things people really want to know!!!

As much as people seem to want Tyra to show her vagina on television, the only way to see any vagina is with a special tool that looks like a pair of shoehorns and a light. The vagina is INSIDE a woman's body. It's where babies come out and/or a penis (or vibrator, though most women prefer a vibrator on the clitoris) goes in.

Small wonder so many women seem to have an unsatisfactory sex life. Nobody even knows what the hell is down there, what it's for, or how it works! Maybe the show will do some good and teach people the difference between a vulva and a vagina and show people precisely where a clitoris is!

#35,
You know your pussy, that's for sure. Send pictures.

Tyra's pussy probably looks like Britney's but has a lil more flub to it, since Tyra is actually fatter with monster hips, so I think I would pass on that.

You know who Caridee and Nigel are? I didnt realize this was a gay blog

I plan to take off work just to watch this. My mind has been on Tyras'vagina for a long time anyway!!!

There's something very fishy about this whole show.

If by fishy you mean her vagina then yes.

Apparently Ellen was going to do this for her show but the network vetoed the idea when she demanded the entire show just be her eating different women out and crying.

@ #35, Anatomy Woman:

"As much as people seem to want Tyra to show her vagina on television, the only way to see any vagina is with a special tool that looks like a pair of shoehorns and a light."

But Anatomy Woman, why can't we just poke a transparent plastic tube up Tyra's vagina? Maybe one with a little LED inside? That's not so special is it? And how about a glass turkey baster?

What about a couple of guys holding pencils, or maybe even Tinker Toys? Just pull up and down and sideways like the corners of a square!

There must be ways to see inside that thing without using special instruments! I bet we could find something really simple and cheap. I bet even carrots would work . . .

After we're done, would you like some carrot cake?

As others have said, the subject plays to Tyra's strengths, because she's a giant cunt.

Excellent. Can't wait for this show.

'To be honest, I don't know the taste of your vagina. But I love too taste it!! the first important step to take is the direction your TITS want to go. My conclusion is: they're definitely heading for the finish. And what about your vagina? ASK THE CABLE GUY!!

The funny part is that she thinks she's doing something radical.

#35 Thank you for taking the words out of my lips, I mean teeth, I mean...what is the generic term for the thing that speaks, eats, and breathes?

I hate it when people misuse specific words. ie. Oprah “Vajayjay” Winfrey.

BLEH. i cant stand a minute of her show; she always makes her about her &shes pretty rude!!

Although Tyra is actually quite annoying I think this show might be a good thing. Seems to me that especially Americans could use a little extra sex ed and let's face it, a lot of young girls (not just boys who can't locate a clit) really have no idea about their bodies and they just might end up having two kids and producing more because they don't understand birth control (just an example). And besides, the more you know about it, the more you'll probably enjoy sex.

No more unwanted babies and STD's and women having sex just to please guys in this world, please.

LOL, #18! I can't even remember what I was going to say - baby batter, freaking hilarious!

YAWN. THE VIEW DID THIS SHOW YEARS AND YEARS AGO. THE EXACT SAME THING. IT WAS CONTROVERSIAL AND PEOPLE COMPLAINED THEN. TYRA SUCKS SO BAD.

She's the Muhammed Ali of all trannies.

I don't watch talk shows, but I'll be watching this one!

I remember reading a long time ago that she had a baby. Now you never hear ONE word about it. Does anyone know if she gave it up for adoption, or what??

Maybe you all should take a look at your grammar before being so "high and mighty". I honestly couldn't digest most of the comments, due to the spelliing and grammatical errors. I could care less about the Tyra Show, but this is absurd.

Probably whats up "down there" is some stank shit.

#56: It's "couldn't care less." If you could care less, you must care about Tyra somewhat.

You know it's funny, she's getting so much negative press for this and yet why shouldn't she do a show about this. So many women stand to learn so much from it: first and foremost, there is nothing shameful about our bodies. Take this one point into consideration: it is perfectly acceptable that the majority of men masturbate but most women don't come to terms with this til they are in their 20's. Why do we perpetuate this stereotype. Like her or not, women like Tyra are breaking the mold, changing the perception...are you FOR female empowerment or AGAINST?

P.S. Totally agree with #50.

Funny thing is, I bet most of you have never gotten off, have no idea what true love is, and no concept of self-love...don't worry, most women don't...the only difference being that you all seem to advocate it, personify it- self-hate has never been more evident than in the majority of the last 50 or so comments. Revel in the glory of your own self-destruction.

Funny thing is, I bet most of you have never gotten off, have no idea what true love is, and no concept of self-love...don't worry, most women don't...the only difference being that you all seem to advocate it, personify it- self-hate has never been more evident than in the majority of the last 50 or so comments. Revel in the glory of your own self-destruction.

I hope this isn't a stupid question, but what the heck is a vagina?

I for one don't think this woman has much of a personality, but I do think this show could be good for "womankind."

She is gorgeous, she's so cute. Her personal blog was found at a millionaire&celebrity dating site meetrich docom not long before. The site is turning hot!

Why does she assume women would want to watch that? I, personally, would rather die a horrible, horrible death.

Why does she assume women would want to watch that? I, personally, would rather die a horrible, horrible death.

# 63: No, that isn't a stupid question. A "vagina," you you put it (I've heard it called different things), is a fleshy orifice found on roughly half the human population. It's used for many things, including sex and reproduction, but is primarily infamous as the cause of endless discord and even warfare (see, e.g., the tales of Adam and Eve in the Old Testament and of Helen of Troy by that ancient Greek poet, now deceased). Finally, as #'s 61 & 62 point out in remarkably similar fashion (albeit under different names and one minute apart), I have heard that the so-called "vagina" also may be used for "self-love" (whatever that is).

You Americans are shit.

#59

Nobody is attacking her for educating people, something that we can both agree is
useful, we are attacking her because she both naively thinks she's doing something cutting edge and because she's doing it for her own self aggrandizement. Ever watch her show? It's a half hour ego trip. We're attacking her because she's just going to make it about herself, just like when Parasite Hilton announced she was going to Rwanda (thankfully that fell through, since those good people have suffered enough).

#69

You are obviously new here. If you weren't you'd know we tend to just laugh at little children like yourself who try desperately to rile us Americans up with snide, knee-jerk anti-American comments, then go about our business as if nothing happened. Go somewhere else if you want to spark an argument and get attention, we tend to just ignore drunken trolls like yourself.

@58 in the US they say "I could care less" in the UK it's "I couldn't care less" they both have the same meaning.
I prefer the latter because I am British so I would, no doubt our Yankee friends prefer the former.

#71: B. Garner, "Modern American Usage" (p. 204): "Couldn’t care less is the correct and logical phrasing, not could care less . . . . If you could care less, you’re saying that do care some.”

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she should be talking about what's up her plastic rack! just b/c your breast implants are saggy cuz they're 10+ yrs old doesn't mean they're natural miss have-a-doctor-declare-your-breast-implants-are-breast-tissue-on-your-stupid-talk-show.

I wonder if she'll have a doctor do a sonogram to determine if her twat is real like she did with her boobies

Dare to be different think openly. Not everyone knows everything and can talk about just anything anytime.... people, personalities, situations, etc are different. if reality shows can put unrealistic views on for entertainment then Tyra can talk and open up the door for realistic views about the Human body. Schools cant do it, parents wont do it , music videos do it, magazine ads are doing it... they are just not as Blunt with it... education, education EDUCATION BY WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY. you can never assume that just because you know something that another person knows it too.

Thank you Tyra.

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Tell it, g'rl! No one's going to "empower" a group of people like a black person. Shit. Watch-out.

Ya' know, I'm the only male in an office filled with women and I gotta say, women talk about their bodies continuously. "Girl, I have this ache in my breast." "Do you ever leak from your clitoris?" That's the kind of stuff I hear on a daily basis.

I have a white leather wallet. But I have a picture of my old brown leather wallet that I carry inside of my white leather wallet, so that I'll remember what Tyra's vagina looks like. . . . . . fucking stupid dizzy cunt. Ps. You know she's jumped the shark when she's doing a vagina show - She should just go on www.brutaldildos.com, and get it over with.

In the main pic it looks like she's giving everyone the finger.

In the main pic it looks like she's giving everyone the finger.

How much longer before Beelzebub goes back on his promise to this biotch?!

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Seriously, you guys are all racists. I know you're affiliated with the KKK. I think you need to be educated, not only about how to respect black people, but in how not to have sex with your family members and with a random assortment of barnyard animals. You are all stupid, racist, redneck, white crackers.

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Tyra looks like the confused indonesian maids in malaysia.

I've seen that show and it's nothing special. It was actually very boring. Much like all of her other topics.

she is sexy in this clothes and cool in this headtower.maybe this is her style, because her photos on sugarcupid.com are also like this one. it suits her.

you fuckin pepole are all so stupit and miss informed its a damn shame the only black woman you will except having there own talk show is that fake ass bitch opera and the only reason you love her is because she forgot where the hell she came from and what it actually took to get her to where she is now. AH HA and thats why she gavw away all those fucked up ass saturns you really thought you were getting something she played you just like the rest of black america. I LOVE YOU TYRA KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AND GOD FIRST.

I don't get comments like hers at all. Honestly WHY is it so important to talk about private things outside of I don't know PRIVATE forums, say a doctor's visit or within intimate relations? Honestly if private parts are private then why do we need to talk about them on talks shows? It so strange because when people make such statements as hers they so often use the term private parts, when their actions really show that they don't think them such. Freedom and democracy rely on individuation, which requires keeping something private and having boundaries. Completely foreign to today's society.

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