Nov 19 2007Naomi Campbell redefines classy

um...sick...

Pretty sure she's on drugs

At least her butt still looks tight. Oh I forgot, she's black; their asses always stay tight (yes, I'm jealous).

Somebody go get TT, this is his dream thread!

OMG she's such a hag...and a crack whore...why is she still alive??

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaahahahaha!!! She's wearin' a fanny pack!!!!..

Does this mean the end is near?..

Is she wearing a fanny pack in front? Why, God, why?

Is she going to a rave...and a time machine? I'm pretty sure they don't have raves anymore. That's why she's going to the time machine.

Hey, man! She's pretty hot (for a black girl.) No, I'm kidding. She's not. At least she's British. That's the only thing she has going for her.

Watch out, flying cell phone!! Is that Grace Jones?

Is that a glow in the dark tampon in her hand?

FRIST - Where is TT when you need him?

i'm guessing this is the "5 o'clock free crack giveaway" she's attending. and i see she's came carrying merchandise to trade. smart girl cause it's never really free. ass, cash, grass, or posh sneakers.

*jiggle jiggle jiggle*

#4 wasn't even me. What a stupid thing for a troll to say. It wasn't funny, and it didn't make me sound like a crackwhore. How boring..

Doesn't she know spots-on-the-ass is sooo last season?

What a joke. That woman deserves to be thrown to the wolves. She has no purpose in life. Plus, she's old and stupid and ugly and a total wench...why is she dressing like a cracked-out 21 year-old?? Isn't she like, 45 years old by now??

I'm not sure what to say about this.

Maybe I wouldn't wear something like that out in public, but I might wear it at home. Or maybe I would wear it, down to the "tranny-bar" if I was looking for some quick action, because everyone would know only a $1.99 whore would wear such a outfit to the bar.

What a fucking E-Tard. I bet she is rolling her nuts off. I think she has nuts. Ask Dick he seems to be a genital expert. Drum N' Bass in your face bitches.

Mike Tyson was sentenced Monday to 24 hours in jail and three years' probation for drug possession and driving under the influence.

The former heavyweight champion had pleaded guilty in September to a single felony count of cocaine possession and a misdemeanor DUI count.

So he got more time then Lindsay or Nicole, that's fucked up. Maybe Naomi sold it to him?

Apparently, years of strutting the cat walk has taught this animal nothing about fashion. My dog dresses better than her.

what an awesome ass..really that is a great ass

She's pretty old to be dropping E and going to raves.

Do they even do raves anymore? So 90s.

Which is about how old she is, right?

nigs...

That so does not look like Naomi Campbell - are we sure it's even her?

Naomi's checklist before leaving the house...Pleather fanny pack circa 1988...check...leapord-print fishnets borrowed from Britney Spears...check...ugly wooly mammoth jacket that looks like it came from the dollar store...check...cheap-ass horrible weave...check...

I DO NOT want to refresh and have to see her manass anymore.

Jimbo, please tell me you didn't think that troll was really me!

What's with the high tops? Is that a fashion statement or in case she wants to change shoes to go dancing. I'm thinking she's holding and just looking for a telephone wire to toss those things over.

ok. just a thought.

her stupid ass picture has a pleather thong...right? sooooo, could it be that it's a "thong in the back, fanny pack in the front" little number?

I'm gonna throw up my tofurkey..

she still looks better than tyra banks.

#27 Really?? That's all you got? Moron..

I hate trolls FRIST!!! And yours is absolutely lacking in creativity..

FRIST - how did you get stuck with the retarded troll today??

I can't think of a thing to say about those pics. Well, except for maybe 'What an ugly dumb fucking cunt!'.

@30 No shit. At least it's not Tyra Banks in that suit.

I don't know, I really think it needs a drink..

She almost makes Pox Spice look like she's got a purpose in life.

She'd better keep that candle away from that nasty weave!

Euugghhhhh... She has a green face, too... And these pink smileys in her hair look so Japanese but it does not match with the rest...
I wonder what noise the outfit makes when she farts

Talk about a used, washed up, sorry piece of @$$. I would not hit that if my life depended on it, because I'd die either way. And at least my last thoughts would not be of Naomi.

She's dressed for 3-some act-shon.

I really like the outfit, except I wouldn't wear a thong panty with pantyhose.

"WTF? Over...."

Why does it look like her head was photoshopped to the pics? Anybody else notice that? Her head looking way to big for her body...um yea...

Vince L - Favre seems to be channeling Bart Starr.
And he's getting so much protection - the O line is making Jerry Kramer and Fuzzy Thurston look like the Olsen pins.

Oh dear...

Why does that cracked-out monkey whore have a tampon in her hand?

p p p p p pa-LEASE! something else! anything else!

Jimbo, you don't have a troll today or what?

Pfft. I wore that ol' thing to my grandfather's funeral last week. And when the priest asked me to leave, I belched the ABC's, gave his nuts a good twist, spit in the holy water and flashed my tits to the crowd.
I'll miss yah Gramps!

I'ma just kidding.
I belched 3 Hail Marys.

I saw Jimbo's troll earlier, I think. On the Kanye post?

Veggi, let's blow this place and get appletinis..

thank you so much for making me laugh so much at the britney visual i spit my subway daily special on my work computer!

That's not a fanny pack. It's her nutsack!

hahaha 49! nice lady!

FRIST!!! I've been wondering when it was gonna be time. It's thanksgiving time, and I'm thankful for appletinis!

I wonder who she had to punch to get those shoes.

um, not that I want to stick up for Ms. Campbell, but wtf are the people AROUND her wearing? Seems like Xed out 80s party-goer was a theme here . . .

#51 FRIST and VEGGI, am I invited?

God Bless alcohol..

Hey, so what is this post even about? The picture frightened me so bad I had to hurry and just scroll down..

Mike - Shhhhhhhh Keep it down. I don't want to wake my troll.

Only if yer buying, Mike..

#59.......sorry Jimbo. So why did you go off on me the other day Jimbo?

#60 Of course I will FRIST, as long as I can sit between you and Veggi. Deal?

Not only will I buy, I'll also serve the drinks.

ohh dear... how... pathetic

Not only will I buy, serve the drinks, but will massage you too FRIST and Veggi.

Mike, I did not go off on you the other day. When was this?

YUKKKK!!! you can smell the unwiped ass in the pics!!!

Hey Mike, I think you lost an E

Well, off to lunch!!! It's 5:00 somewhere..(like it needs to be)

#68, I know, guess I am not all here today. But then again, when am I ever here.

what the fuck is britney doing today???????????????????????????

sober minds need to know. So I have something to talk about once I'm drunk.

WAY TOO OLD FOR THAT OUTFIT HONEY!

First Heidi Klum shows her ass crack in public, then Naomi shows everything BUT the crack. Asses are the new boobs?

Veggi you're sober? What is wrong with you? Are you sick today??

My cock is not sure whether it is grossed out, offended, or both.

She's been COKED UP!
Just WOKE UP & thought it was HALLOWEEN!!!!

What the hell???????

She's going to a chav-themed party. I know most of you Americans won't have a clue what that means but just thought I'd let you know.

Also, all of you Superficial "regulars" are the biggest losers. Can't you try to say something vaguely amusing instead of posting your crappy in-jokes all the time?

And I await the backlash...

I hate this woman as much as anyone for fucks sake, but for crying out loud bitch is at a fucking fancy dress party of course she looks stupid.

there is absolutely nothing acceptable about this outfit, or this picture. good god.

She was found opened a profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named http://Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger, along with blogs and photo. About this matter, she said Never. I will check it out for you guys and come out with the truth soon.

With a face like that she belongs in the movies - maybe like "28 Days Later"?

oh my fuking god. that's an absolute ugly sight!

there is no Taco Bell in Malibu.

...you must be thinking of the La Salsa.

Nothing like 40 year old drag queens at a rave

Fucking nasty.

@ #10 - funniest thing i've read all day! LMAO

She looks like an 80's throwback with the fannypack and leopard spots tights

It's Pat!

Nothing screams skanky like animal print. Hot the way she covers her cooch with a fanny pack.
Eh, probably just pics at the wrong time.

Crazy Girl you get your raver beads on girly !! :D
and don't forget then glowticks

Crazy Girl you get your raver beads on girly !! :D
and don't forget then glowticks

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