Nov 20 2007Mary-Kate Olsen hospitalized with kidney infection

FIRST YOU FUCKS!

how sad

how sad

how sad

She really looks skinny. Hope she can get better quickly..NOt long before, She was said to have a personal account on a millionaire&celebrity dating club MeetRich.com with her hot pictures and blogs there.

Drink Cranberry juice you, you, you, non cranberry drinking woman.

Those are pictures of Ashley not Mary Kate.

top ten!

it's a complication of anorexia

#7,
If you really know that, you need to get out more often.
#5,
Peddle your shit somewhere else.
#2, 3, 4
It's not that sad.

/uncle Jesse does not approve

7, who cares which one. they are both worthless.

after looking at that outfit, especially the shoes, i am speechless.

She was said to have a personal account on a vacuous airhead dating club vacuousairhead.com with her hot pictures and blogs there.
It is the place to go for vacuous airheads!!

There is something strange with those two. They don't look like the twenty something they are. They look 12 and 80 at the same time... They are mutants. And they are not alone. I just make myself scared...

Ya get kidney infections and failure when you don't eat.

Those are the MUTHERFUCKING UGLIEST SHOES I'VE EVER SEEN! They weigh more than she does.

Fucking ridiculous clowns.

I literally almost jumped out of my seat when that first picture loaded. What an UGLY face!!

Loved her in Lord of the Rings.......

"precious".......

.

she's skinny but she has nice little tanned legs

God Damn that is scary. Is that an over sized diaper she is wearing? I would live to know who tells her she looks good when she walks out the door??

Gross...she looks like a lemur.

the commentary was... ...almost funny today.

uhm and yeah... i can't decide whether i love those shoes or hate them.
i know... i dont like them on HER! victoria beckham would rock them fabulously!

What the fuck is wrong with her face? She looks like a ghoul. Are those pics from Halloween?

I thought she had a "Lance" infection? Or do I have the wrong twin? I can't keep up with these kids these days (but Lance Armstrong can)!

Every time I see either of these girls, all I can hear in my head is "it's time to meet the Muppet's, it's time to light the lights, it's time to get things started on the Muppet show tonight... ba dum dum dum..."

and # 16, maybe her shoes are so big and ugly to help weigh her down, you know fish is worried about them flying away. ha

That is about the ugliest, most unflattering dress I've seen in a long time. Makes her legs look like toothpicks.

@23 FRIST how scary would that be to wake up next to in the morning? I think I would chew my arm off to get away..

26--The dress makes her legs look like toothpicks? That is like Rosie saying "Do these ants make my ass look big?"

Oops! I meant "pants" not "ants". My bad!
Salutations Jimbo.

You know what's interesting about this? Neither do I..

JIMBO you wouldn't need to chew your arm off, just turn your head and blow..

Those stripper shoes are crazy

Yes! First kidney infection. Then drug problem! Pissing blood. Hot. Mary-Kate always looks like she just fucked by Max-Hardcore. All tramp and shit. I can imagine ol' Hardcore pissing right in to her cheap lipstick smeared mouth. Mary's so kooky. She's all kook, but without the charisma of a real nutcase. Not much there. Just kinda happening. Sad (Funny).

Is it just me or does she look like a freshly birthed deer trying to learn how to walk? Look how fuckin wobbly her legs are!

They must have to weigh everything she wears first to make sure she doesn't pop a knee cap.

Kidney Infection my ass. Look at her. She looks like a fucking Lemur. Don't know what a Lemur looks like? http://www.savethelemur.org/images/ruffed-lemurs-1.jpg Do a side by side comparison. She has RABIES folks. Fucking RABIES. That is why she is in the hospital. She is a chain smoking, ridden hard and put away wet, no fashion sense having, bag lady-ish has-been Child Actor Lemur that finally was overtaken by the Rabies running through her body. But don't worry. All the chain smoking will actually Pickle the fucking disease, and during her daily oral purge of all ingested foodstuffs she will cough up a nice big 2 pound block of tobacco, phlem, energy drinks, Starbucks, coke and smurfs. Then she will be fine, and back to terrifying children the world over. Look out world.

actually #7, those are pictures of mary kate. ashley doesn't look quite as...uh...dead. or something. i don't know. but it is mary kate for sure. i'm ashamed i know this.

Those are actual Barbie shoes! She probably has the hard plastic Barbie boots and matching pink plastic ring.

She doesn't have to kneel to give Lance a blowjob.

the ghoulish monchichi pokes its head out of the cutesy toliet roll cover, sniffs the air, realizes that there is no coffee to be had, no hideous bag to purchase, so, glazed over with sadness, it disappears back into the bathroom

Kidney infection? At her age? WTF?!...Well, if that is indeed what is is/was..then my guess is she has a pretty serious drug/alcohol issue--because they are the only ones hospitalized for "kidney infections" at such a young age {I mean believe me, unless you have a genetic issue...your kidneys work just fine for a loooong time before you even notice them. Chicks in their mid-20's do NOT just get "kidney infections" out of nowhere. They are not common.}.
Druggie. Alkie.

If you get her a green version of her dress, she would look like Sigmund the Sea Monster.

nice slut pumps, twiggy.

Maybe it started as "nonspecific urethritis" and just kinda crawled its way up.

she looks like an alien troll.

You get a kidney infection from anal sex!!!!

rumor is her doctors were considering the possibility of
a baboon kidney-transplant if it reached that point...

....and as it turns out,
her sister agreed to give her one of hers after all

Yeah the shoe to leg ratio is out of control, man. I'm always looking at her in fear she gonna break a leg. You could pick her up like a wishbone and snap a one off.

I got the longer Olsen leg! What do I win??

I had a Kidney infection...they suck !!! Of course is this the one that is "not" dating Lance Armstrong. Because most kidney infections stem from untreated bladder infections.. Which PS: the main cause in women under 35 is too much VIGOROUS SEX !!! I have never hear that anorexia cause kidney infections.

I hope my wife looks this good when she is 85.

holt shit, she is part LEMUR!!!

She looks like she shold ahve a lizard's tail sticking out between her lips. yeech.Midget freak. Billionaire. hmmph!!

That's why they got huge clunky shoes which looks like 25% of their body size and weigh 150% their body weight.

A lemur wearing a giant doily...hot.

I see an Olsen whore and her eyes are painted black
No colors anymore she wants them to turn black
I see these sticks walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head from these anorexic ho's
I see a table of food but she thinks that it looks whack
I try to get her to eat but of course it all came right back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a new born baby she just throws up every day.................

afflack!

She doesn't know how to tog but I feel sorry for her illnes

I guess this is what you end up looking like when you have billions of dollars to roll around in...a cracked-out lemur in a crochet blanket from grandma.

You know I never really thought about fucking a lemur..

until now

"Her people say she’s doing fine and will recover soon..."

She owns people?!

People get hospitalized for kidney infections now? So much changes over 6 months. I got medication and sent home when I had a kidney infection. Damn celebrities, can't even remember to take medication and only drink water or cranberry juice on their own?

She's trying to mix it up...sweet, innocent girl meets heroin chic hooker, and she only succeeds in looking like a creepy, vampiric little dwarf.

Hey #'s 21 & 35....there's no reason to insult lemurs..... and #34 LOL that's some funny shit!!

thanks for your concern...

we'll be fine : )

They wouldn't look like they had an eating disorder of they would GET A BOOB JOB ALREADY.

48 is right - kidney infections (or pyelonephritis) are usually caused by ascending infection from the urinary tract. UTIs in young women are usually caused by lots of sex!
And kidney infections are actually pretty serious, women in their 20s ARE often hospitalised with them and you need intravenous antibiotics. It's not something to be sneered at, it can cause kidney scarring and problems later in life.
Believe it or not, doctors read this website....
x

Crap. Frightening (and sad.)

My God! All your comments make me ill. The girl is sick and she went to the hospital to get better. Why are all you against the girls? They didn't have the same childhood as all of you but that was not their choice. Are you all jealous of the money they are worth now????? Get a life and get your ass out of your chair at the computer and go make a buck! Give the girl a chance....she's done more with your short years than you and I could ever dream of doing in our lifetime! Have a little compassion! God Bless You Mary-Kate.......

I meant to say "she has done in her short years" what you and I could ever dream of doing in our lifetime!

um you know you get kidnney infections from untreated bladder infections, which you usually get from unclean sex, so maybe maybe she and her partner should shower on occasion...i always wondered why her hair looked so greasy

I hate defending celebs as much as the next person, BUT:

Bladder infections are not exclusively caused by sex and people can and DO get them at young ages. One of my friends has gotten bladder infections since she was 8 years old and she's not sleeping around.

Even if Mary Kate IS having sex, that doesn't mean she's dirty or that the person she's doing it with is. Anyone can get a UTI from sex.

Maybe it’s a new diet, were she is not allowed to pee?

Hope she is ok.

So sorry to hear that. Hope she will be better soon. Just a few days ago, I was told that mary was found at the celeb and millionaire singles club millionairecupid.com. Someone has seen her personal blog and ablums there. Not sure whether she wants to have new romances there.

Can you imagine fucking that pigeon size body with those shoes on? Grab a bone and hold on!!!

I'll be damned if that's not the creepiest picture I've seen in weeks... Look at those cold, dead eyes!!!

#54 - Alright Stallion!

Hey where'd the pee go
When the kidney pains came
Cheeks so damn hollow
Effed up the fame game
Eatin then a-barfin hey hey
Once a month a-dumpin
Burnin pissy mornin with Lance
Lance's one ball bumpin you,
Clown Eye Girl
You my, clown eye girl

eh, eh?

Is it because you forgot to to drink gallons of water?

yeah she has a bladder infection!!... she has std's and drug habits out of control. Lance's exwife better keep ole daddy away from his little kids, he'll want to fock them next.

is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on an online community site Sugarmommymeet. you know it is an ad*lt site just for rich women to look for extramarital relationship... you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined the service.

kidney infection? that's serious. if untreated she may need to do dialysis the whole life unless she gets a kidney to the transplant. pity her. she looks sick and pale, just like a corpse.

Watch the eyes in the big picture as you move around. Notice how she seems to just be staring off into space and not focused on anything no matter where you are?

Olsen should let Jonathan Rhys Meyers knock her up. The pregnancy weight would look good on her. And when the baby is born it will have bizarrely ginormous eyes; probably capable of seeing in a full 360 circle simultaneously and also shooting various forms of death rays.

[Somewhere deep in the Pentagon a general is reading this and thinking "Hmmm..."]

Did she steal that thing off some elderly womans couch?

A kidney infection is often caused by an untreated bladder infection (also called a UTI). Women tend to get UTIs because the female anatomy is more suseptible to infection. It's also been said that thong underwear can cause UTIs - I'll let you figure that out. Anyway, I can't ever decide if the Olson's are really skinny. They both always wear really baggy, poufy clothing, so you can't ever really see their bodies. MK gave an interview saying the pap will never catch her in a bikini. It seems like they cover their bodies so we can't see how skinny they really are. Maybe that's a good thing - these chicks have always looked like aliens to me.

That's Ashley, isn't it? MK doesn't look like that: She is much skinnier. Ashley is still too fat