Lindsay Lohan is back on the market
Lindsay Lohan is finished with snowboarder Riley Giles. She ditched him after the two had a tumultuous Thanksgiving weekend that ended with Lindsay drinking. A source for E! News talks about what went down:
On why Lindsay ditched Riley:
"She got tired of him pouting all the time.”
On why Riley was such a pouty bitch:
"It was fine when they were in Utah, just the two of them. But then they returned to L.A. and Lindsay was shooting a movie, photographers followed them everyone, she had meetings with this agent, that publicist, this director. His ego couldn't take it."
On why Lindsay’s friends weren’t impressed:
“They thought he was unsophisticated and told her she should have left him in Utah with his snowboard. He never paid. Yeah, we know Lindsay is the rich and famous one, but come on. Be the man once in a while!”
“Being the man” in my book actually means never paying for a date. So, kudos, Riley Giles, you’ve won my respect. Unfortunately, you can’t rub my respect on your genitals to make them stop burning. NASA’s already tried. In the meantime, they’re seeing if my raw sexuality can fuel rockets, but so far, it’s only managed to stop bullets and make female scientists suddenly feel the urge to wear a bikini. Okay, that last part was a joke. *laughs* Female scientists. Could you imagine?
Reader Comments
1. Last - November 30, 2007 3:40 PM
LAST!
2. Casey - November 30, 2007 3:40 PM
1
3. Robin Claire - November 30, 2007 3:42 PM
Anyone who would date her obviously has some issues.
4. Larry - November 30, 2007 3:43 PM
of course she is, she is a slut. She tires of the same guy after a few months, then she has to find another one, typical nymphomania behavior
5. gary - November 30, 2007 3:43 PM
i really feel sorry for lohan!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2306995
6. my comment - November 30, 2007 3:44 PM
She's starting to look like Phil Spector, only without any talent.
7. Jimbo - November 30, 2007 3:44 PM
who is surprised by this?
8. p0nk - November 30, 2007 3:45 PM
atta girl lilo, don't settle for an unsophisticated snowboarder when there are so many sophisticated snowboarders out there and they're all dying to get to know you... does Al Gore snowboard?
9. FEMALE SCIENTIST - November 30, 2007 3:49 PM
Superficial Moron:
B4ILUVU=RU/18 and is your IQ/156?
I think not!
10. Gerald_Tarrant - November 30, 2007 3:50 PM
Lindsay, call me. We'll do lunch, I'll even pay.
11. BaconMessiah - November 30, 2007 3:53 PM
Who knew it was possible to be a has-been in your early 20's? She bores me. Next.
12. BlohansDeviatedSeptum - November 30, 2007 3:54 PM
Man you have to be one fucked up loser to not be "sophisticated" enough for Blohan's brain dead friends.
13. PunkA - November 30, 2007 3:55 PM
Lasted a weekend holiday longer than I expected. But glad to see she is not too far away from her old drinking ways again. She was more fun back then. A sloshed Lilo with no panties is high on the fun scale. Like a trainwreck--can't take your eyes away from it.
14. D. Richards - November 30, 2007 3:57 PM
Agh! Sophistication. Lindsey Lohan is such a sophisticate! Rehab.
15. RENEE... - November 30, 2007 3:58 PM
Oh great, we have the superfish writer today that does nothing but talk about his amazing body, genitals, sexual prowess, super powers, etc, etc. I want the other writer, the one with some creativity.
16. Uncle Eccoli - November 30, 2007 3:59 PM
Female scientists... LOL That was a good one.
17. michelle - November 30, 2007 4:03 PM
best news all day... oh wait....
18. Ooba Gooba - November 30, 2007 4:04 PM
How soon before he gets his own reality show?
19. Ooba Gooba - November 30, 2007 4:04 PM
How soon before he gets his own reality show?
20. Jimbo - November 30, 2007 4:05 PM
I want a piece of that
21. HurryUpLindsay - November 30, 2007 4:08 PM
So the dude dumped his girl to do Lilo in reho (rehab don't rhyme). Now he's got nothin and who cares. Lilo on the other hand is gonna need a suitcase full of coke to get rid of the memories of blowing this dude. No more rehab either. Hope she's back on the highway to hell.
22. mememe - November 30, 2007 4:08 PM
ohhh superfish...anywho, it's definitely 2007, I'm gonna need for people like lindsay's friends to stop defining manhood by men paying for a woman everywhere she goes. a main point of feminism was to make things equitable for men and women so that they WOULDNT be the only ones out making money. if Lindsay has the money and he doesn't, then shit...I would let her pay for me too. why do i never say anything funny? why do i post my real feelings about genuine issues on this site when I know no one else will care? all questions to ask my therapist in an hour.
23. ph7 - November 30, 2007 4:17 PM
She starting to look older than her mom - are her mom looks like she exceeded a healthy quota of boyfriends about 15 years ago - Lindsey surpassed her at 20...
Her vagina must look like a london broil after being pounded by a meat tenderizer for 20 hours straight.
24. KatiePie - November 30, 2007 4:19 PM
I think Lindsay Lohan is a dumb bitch for going out with a loser anyway. YEs, it's about equality but I still think both a man or a woman should pay once in a while. Yes, the guy is a bum, but come on... Open your wallet and don't be so cheap.
If it was the other way around, I would expect the girl to pay once in a while too. Doesn't matter if one person is more rich and they should then pay ALL the time. You can't just live off someone else. Gawd, make your own damn money. Stop being a whore. Goes both ways! Man or Woman.
25. wow, she sucks.. - November 30, 2007 4:35 PM
That dude can boost 20 foot airs out of a superpipe. Impressive enough to bang a top Herpewood Slutlet. Right on Riley, keep making those worthless whores nose press your kinked rail, and buy your lunch after you hit em with a flurry of fresh Pow, Stud.
26. joe - November 30, 2007 4:36 PM
Lindsay I am available and I can get you all the coke and booze you want.
27. Snarky McComments - November 30, 2007 4:56 PM
Way to go, Linz. Now get back out there and find another relationship to break up.
28. cmc - November 30, 2007 5:05 PM
I hope the ex-fiance is laughing at him. Loser - bad choice there!
29. put the ugly people in the back - November 30, 2007 5:07 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
Evel Knievel has died.
Knievel died on November 30, 2007, aged 69. He had been ill for years, suffering from hepatitis C contracted from a blood transfusion, as well as diabetes and idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis.
30. Cowgirl - November 30, 2007 5:08 PM
Lindsay wasn't interested in a snowboarder's type of "powder"
31. Jimbo - November 30, 2007 5:09 PM
@ 29 You really don't think the Fish is going to jump on anything news worthy that quickly? Look for the Evil Knievel story to pop up on here around Tuesday afternoon..
32. Dar - November 30, 2007 5:10 PM
*snark* To paraphrase a "bad metaphor" contest entry, if LiLo's life were a movie, this guy would be a minor listing in the credits, like "Snowboarder Dude #2".
33. Jimbo - November 30, 2007 5:11 PM
@30, but she was to stupid to know the differnce.
34. Harry - November 30, 2007 5:14 PM
This is just like that movie "Notting Hill", but with two retards.
35. Dr. G Medical Examiner - November 30, 2007 5:15 PM
I'll buy you lunch Fish.
36. Cowgirl - November 30, 2007 5:23 PM
She threw back a ripped six pack? PLLLLEASE! Snow boarder abs are good for at least a year!
37. carlogo - November 30, 2007 5:48 PM
Ummm, I'd do her. She's still prime real estate. She just needs a renovation.
38. Ted from LA - November 30, 2007 6:11 PM
The woman in the Maxim.com ad below is hotter than anyone ever pictured on this site (the one in the white tank top, great hair, face and breasts to die for). I don't know if I'd actually die for a peak at them, but I'd take a shot to the nuts from a small child.
39. cookie monsta - November 30, 2007 6:52 PM
oh my, say it ain't so fish, *sob* I can't believe this is over, the relationship of the century, what with the "gone with the wind" romance scenario of a rehab facility, dirty dirty sex in a toilet cubicle, jilted lovers, please say it ain't so.......
and Lindsay says ....next......
40. roughdaddy - November 30, 2007 7:34 PM
its about time,,,,i knew when she got to L.A. and see the beautiful people shell throw that douche out....
41. herbiefrog - November 30, 2007 7:35 PM
once the ice melts
a martini just isnt the same
...what ?
welcome back bitch : )
42. golden rod - November 30, 2007 7:42 PM
i'm gonna miss ol' dummyface.
his cross-eyed pictures always gave me a chuckle.
43. Bruce - November 30, 2007 7:51 PM
Good for her. Now she can date a real man like Hulk Hogan (he's available and on the market, too).
44. Harry - November 30, 2007 8:05 PM
It's like that movie, "Notting Hill", only with retards.
45. fiona123568 - November 30, 2007 9:08 PM
someone said she is searching someone on a rich men passion site sugarcupid.com. there are some of her hot pictures.. joke or not?
46. AJ Star - November 30, 2007 11:29 PM
i guess now she really is nobody's angel har har har please don't let her name her album that, record company. please please please.
47. gerard Vandenberg - November 30, 2007 11:47 PM
Back in the "DANGEROUS" world named Hollywood. This world gives enough seductions you simply can't resist because you have no, absolutely NO RESISTENT-POWER!! Go back where you came from. Take bitch mum with you. Get pregnant and try to find a job at WAL-MART and VANNISH!!
48. gerard Vandenberg - December 1, 2007 12:31 AM
There we have our little disseas-girl!!
You're seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it's quite allright but you simply can't think and act mature and seriously. You really don't know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
That is the main reason you can't take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!
WE ALL WAIT FOR THE CRASH TO COME!!
49. Joey - December 1, 2007 2:40 AM
WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE SUNGLASSES? WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE SUNGLASSES? WHO MAKES THOSE SUNGLASSES? WHO MAKES THOSE SUNGLASSES? WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE SUNGLASSES??
50. BlohansDeviatedSeptum - December 1, 2007 7:58 AM
Being sophisticated in Blohans world means using your finger to clean the coke plate, not your tongue.
51. woodhorse - December 1, 2007 8:26 AM
I'm second in line #49.
52. Jewel - December 1, 2007 1:29 PM
hahahaha
i love it female scientist :D
you rock!
53. El Ces - December 1, 2007 3:55 PM
He ha ha!
Lindsay!
54. spindoc - December 2, 2007 11:12 AM
Um, excuse me but they thought HE was unsophisticated? As far as I can tell, Lindsay Lohan would be thrown out of any sophisticated persons home. She dressed like an old hooker is a drug addict, parties continuously and is uneducated. There is no sophistication about her. Additionally, I LOVE the lie that she is filming a movie. Yeah right, like any company in hollywood would be stupid enough to hire this piece of box office poison.
55. moe - December 2, 2007 11:44 AM
Go on www.musicvideo20.com for more lindsay
56. lala - December 2, 2007 12:04 PM
hey, Im a female scientist. and I look better than jennifer love hewitt in a bikini. a LOT better. they do exist.
57. eXtasyStef - December 2, 2007 4:15 PM
She sounds like this girl I knew in high school who'd screw on the first date--or even before the actual date--and then whine nobody respected her. Only she's trying to appear classier by trashing others instead.
Hey, it worked back then, right? Heh.
58. Adlawf - December 3, 2007 4:05 AM
she looks fat. Just found her profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named " SearchingMillionaire.com".
59. LAbrat - December 3, 2007 12:32 PM
Female scientists...would like to see this one in a bikini.
http://www.kirstensanford.com
60. Cowgirl concurs a lot - December 3, 2007 2:52 PM
Awesome find #59! She looks like Heather Graham. I hope we can be bff's!
61. WASONsmith - December 4, 2007 12:17 AM
Well ,so cool and sexy,i just can't understand why.she looks much like one of my netfriends on a muslim matrimonial site www.muslimonly.com/i/registration, I just wondering why there are so many
pretty girls on that site?
62. WASONsmith - December 4, 2007 12:17 AM
Well ,so cool and sexy,i just can't understand why.she looks much like one of my netfriends on a muslim matrimonial site www.muslimonly.com/i/registration, I just wondering why there are so many
pretty girls on that site?
63. Elit Kadın - October 20, 2009 4:46 AM
Being sophisticated in Blohans world means using your finger to clean the coke plate, not your tongue
64. kadin - December 19, 2009 4:39 PM
Thank you for sharing your article I would always follow
65. smart lipo - February 9, 2010 12:03 AM
Total props to Lindsey, I think this might change people's opinions of her. it's great that she can make fun of herself while acknowledging all of her past mistakes; she seems really genuine in the effort, and that took a lot of guts.