Nov 8 2007Jewel’s boobs are, uh, shrinky?

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Singer/songwriter Jewel attended the 41st Annual CMA Awards in Nashville last night. We’ve secretly replaced Jewel’s usual silicone-enhanced breasts with rapidly drying prunes. Let’s see if she notices…

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FIRST you lazy sleeping cuntbreath AIDS-infected buttholes

Holy shit, ew.

Flap jacks!

What the hell!!!

what the hell?

what the hell?

you can see the implants if they were put in BEFORE the girl lose weight.

Looks like they dressed up two hillbillies stepping out of their trailer home.

No way, man. That's PS (photoshop).

Jewel is known in the industry as having the most luscious, dripping, candied, NATURAL udders. The now-deceased Kevin Aucoin literally worshipped them, and he was gay-o.

Did she have a reduction and henceforth change her mind, thereby having implants? If so, that is TRAGIC, man. TRAGIC.

#1
i have a rebuttle

mother fucking cunt sucking whore.

Man that first picture is pretty gross. The one on the right looks like a botched boob job.

Snaggletooth used to have the best rack.

What happened?!!!

Face looks nice. I'm wondering about her teeth in pics 1 and 2, though.

those are the nastiest titties I've ever seen...no wait, Star Jones has the nastiest titties I've ever seen...so Jewel is in 2nd place...

What the......wait, something is waaaay amiss here. She never had implants....but....what.....? WHAT THE FU*K???

Forget the boobs, what's up with her teeth? Looks like she's missing a tooth or something. That must be where she sticks her corncob pipe in. Oh yeah I almost forgot, her music absolutely sucks.

Anything over a mouth full is a waste. I love the small titties and completely shaved pussy.

some veneers may help the situation

DO NOT WANT

Ok....I mean, putting aside for one moment the question of *what the hell happened to her boobs*, wouldn't you think that when she looked at herself in the mirror in that dress she would have NOTICED how f'd up she looks and, you know, not wear it?

Jewell likes dirt-pipe shit shakes.

Oh..and country music sucks.

Got 3 words
Rocks In Socks

Goddamn. Jewel's breasts are the result of using a push-up dress, without having the right amount of breast. I don't understand how Jewel even made it out of the house looking like that. I guess that's what happens when you're as much of an artist as Jewel. Genius!

I alway thought she had natural breasts...although the fact that she "was homeless" before she signed her deal was just a story made up by the record company to give her intrigue, so why wouldn't her boobs be fake too. Either way, they never looked this gross before.

that cant just be the product of a push up dress and small boobs, because that there just isnt natural. girls with small tits who wear a push up dont look like that! NOBODY looks like that.
good lord i hope we get an explanation for this

I like her name

I like her name

Congratulations TallyHo, you are a pedophile.

...what Brits doing

Jewel had the best set of breasts around. What happened. I remember looking for videos of her just to see her in a tight shirt. I would just turn the sound down so I didnt have to listen to her music. In fact her breasts were so awesome that they even made her bad teeth look sexy. Why did she ruin herself?

where is david copperfield when you need him.

is she related to Tara Reid???

She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebrity dating club www.meetrich.com last week! "She is very picky about guys," according
to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches or she won't date them!"

Hey!
I have to live next door to Jewel. Now I won't be able to wish her a neighborly Texas greeting without thinking, "shriveled prune boobs" and giggling uncontrollably like a six year old on slightly moistened toxic Chinese craft supplies.
DAMN YOU!
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

So... she's shallow enough for a boob job but too deep to fix her wonky teeth? Oh the hypocrisy.

it looks bad in the first couple of pictures but it also looks photoshopped. I hope that it is

eh...nevermind i just took another look it doesn't look photoshopped. it just looks very sad.

#16 it's called a "kickstand" tooth hahahahahahah

hey, veggi, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.

eeewww... what the fuck happened to her chest?!

Tallywacker

this is a tragedy.

there are a few things that have come to mind, involving breasts and teeth...but i won't do it. instead, i'll say...jewel, body glitter is so 1996. you remember that year, right? you see, cause i do. that was when your music was actually good, and you were inspiring me as a young girl. now you're just in razor commercials. i dont feel bad for you or your ugly boobs!

it is a Tragedy! i have to really work now and I have no clue what Brit is up to

ewwww is that edited or photoshopped?? it freaked me out!

hippies don't care about "boobs" and "veneers". She's barely civilised.

i think the first couple are photoshopped, but she still looks fucked up. needs to gain the weight back, pronto.

no talent snaggle-tooth with no tits named after a grocery store

Still no Brit?

It's called boob tape which connects her boob's to her dress so we can't get any nip slip shots (not like we'd want em). Looks like she pulled her dress up and it brought her flabby boob up with it. EWWW!

Has anyone knocked on her door lately? I'm beginning to get seriously worried. Brit could be passed out w/ pinkeye in a pool of her own vomit w/ her butt pointed in the air (sans panties), a head full of un-washed extensions, amid piles of ripped of porcelain nails, old Frap cups, the evil boots from Hell, stale Cheetos, with her cellphone and the Mercedes keys gripped tightly in her chubby little fingers. Someone needs to arouse her before the poor little hungry doggie starts to eat her for dinner.

she looks like zombie! you know,zombie in the resident evil!

#17 I'm guessing your taste runs towards girls most men would refer to as children. Seems to me that men who are afraid of boobs or pubes are also afraid that their date has seen a normal size penis.

Pretty dress...pretty face (as long as she doesn't open her mouth and expose her snaggle-tooth)...pretty hair...ugly boobs...I guess three out of four ain't bad...

WOW! I was first while I was still slobbering all over my pillow! and #38- I wouldn't use such words...........

Anyway......... as I find bull ridin' cowboys fucking hot, why did she choose one that seems to have a pinch a tard in him? Maybe even a dollup.

Well there goes here reason for existing. next.

Nevermind the sweater panthers... Can someone fix her TEETH!!!???

Your TITS are going "DOWN" pretty fast!! Maybe your implants want some fresh air, WHO KNOWS!!

I think that's her drunken uncle in pic 7........Proof that 1st cousins should not mate.

Maybe they are leaking????

Maybe they are leaking????

Maybe they are leaking????

@51,
If you call 23cm x 10cm normal size then yes, I'm normal.
I'm just saying that the younger a girl looks the better.

How and why she married that redneck bull masterbator is beyond me. And that dress was great on her, except hat it did to her breasts. They looked really really really strange. She used to be stacked? Did her cowboy eat her teets?

It's called encapsulation...it's what happens when implants don't age well & everything shrinks around them.
Yuck.

And yet they still look better than Tara's ta-ta's

17's comment reminds me of a joke.

"oh, look, you shaved"

"shaved what?"

ahahahaha snort. Gross? yes. sorry..

she got really skinny and it doesnt suit her.

Exactly

Jewel clearly is in need of an intervention. Dr. 90210 needs to call her stat and have her old implants removed, and get new ones put in. DD baby!! Her cowboy likes to ride high in the saddle!! The tardman.

those are the strangest boobs I have ever seen..

By the way, in spite on the bad implants, she still is HAWT! I want to bang her silly.

WTF?!?!?!?! Her boobs were natural wonders. She must have punctured them with her snaggleteeths. What a damn shame.

It looks like capsular contracture, a condition that arises from the pocket that forms around the implant tightening and squeezing the implant until the whole thing looks distorted and can become painful. It can be surgically corrected but often returns to some degree. Judging by her refusal to fix the snaggle tooth, I guess I am not that surprised at this either. She's kind of a weird one, in my book.

Hey IWONKY you're actually BEGGING for more BRITNEY??

Do not even mention her name, lest you bring a plague upon us in the form of a britney post. Go over to dlisted, bitch, where you'll find all the fucking britney posts you ever wanted. May your brain forgive you, your chains rest lightly upon you, and posterity forget that ye were our citizen.

Looks like a couple of grapefruit halves stuck to her chest. :O

She must have had that Punky Brewster surgery. This disfiguring procedure must be STOPPED!

Seriously, WHAT IN THE FUCK???

@17 yeah, that's exactly what all the pedos say

That's probably what happens when you take the implants out.

The one and possibly only time I am COMPLETELY FOR breast augmentation..

No, that's the "my boobs have sagged since I lost weight and I need all the support I can get" look.

Good singer though.

rebuttle is an oxymoron and maybe the funniest thing I saw all day.

How can someone go through all the trouble to get a beautiful dress, do her hair and makeup all nice, and fail to notice what her breasts look like in a breast-revealing dress?

Funny how she still has those Hippo hips.

that is just nasty.

I saw her in concert (not by my choice) and she's a total bitch. She won't let the waiters serve alcohol while she is playing. And you KNOW I needed a shot of SOMETHING to get through that snoozefest..

she must have had a badly done reduction. she had the most awesome natural rack before. her music is and always has been total shite, but those breasts were amazing, once upon a time...

@33 You are an asshole. Pay the Fish if you're going to use this board for your commercial purposes you fucking twat.

Everything about this woman is so fake. Normally that doesn't bother me...but since her shtick has always been "look at me! I'm so homespun" it's annoying.
I guess we're supposed to assume since she didn't get her one snaggletooth fixed she didn't have a boob job either. Right. Like when she was homeless and stuff. Looks to me like girlfriend got her implants taken out. Which is the most interesting thing she has done lately since she isn't singing those earnest songs of hers. Cause...she's been busy baking pies or something. ?

Jewel is a sell-out. First she goes from folk singer to annoying, crappy pop. And now boob job. Or...whatever you call this. She's a dumb snaggle-tooth anyway, ugh.

Those are clearly implants. As a straight male, let me say to you ladies: PLEASE do NOT get breast implants. They are a turn-off to "Guys Who Are Worth Getting." These guys, as a group, are admittedly looking at your whole body as we are checking you out, from your head to your toe. We like a nice rear end and a fit lady. What we DON'T like are fake balloons. They are just plain silly. When you are intimate, they are a distraction and a non-flattering testament to your misguided vanity. Please DON'T DO IT.

@73, Open wider bitch.

why fake pics??? don't you have any real material to post??? oh, wait, Perez already posted the interesting stuff.


its soooo funny to me how many people think that when breasts look nice they cant be fake, she probably had breast implants beforre and had them taken out, thats what it looks like to me.

#90 you are an idiot, the media has portrayed breast implants as ugly balls like pamela anderson, anna nicole and most porn stars have, meanwhile the average breast augmentation patient goes for a subtle enlargement and they look very natural. breast implants are not supposed to look like round balls! the reason they have a bad name is because the ones people know are implants are usually the bad jobs, theres milliions of amazing implants out there people think are real. So many models and actresses have them and people dont realize as they are not ball like. I have an amazing pair! you would not know they ar fake to look or touch. And I didnt do it for a man, I did it to fill out bras and tops. My husband loves them even though before he met me he had a distored view on implants just like you lot. So please dont generalize about implants thank you!!

jewel is from my hometown and i saw her in concert about 2 years before she was really famous. she had huge natural boobs then and for a while afterwards. she was also about 15-20 lbs heavier then. she looks much much skinner than she has ever before and i think it deflated her boobs and she just kinda picked em up and plunked down the deflated sacks into that dress. its not silicone. she should gain some weight and they will come back

jewel is from my hometown and i saw her in concert about 2 years before she was at all famous, before the living in a van thing (which she really did). she had huge natural boobs then and for a while afterwards. she was also about 15-20 lbs heavier then. she looks much much skinner than she has ever before and i think it deflated her boobs and she just kinda picked em up and plunked down the deflated sacks into that dress. its not silicone. she should gain some weight and they will come back

also, i like her teeth. i hate everyone's stupid re-done teeth that all look the same and no one's smiles have any individuality. i am glad she never "fixed" her teeth and has the confidence to have something unique about her rather than being a carbon copy of every other famous person. McSmiles are useless.

I vote for what #95-rosie wrote; they look like natural boobs deflated from weight loss/age (and pregnancy? if she had a baby). Either stay away from pushups/low cuts, or get some under the muscle implants (not freaky big please). The rest of her shape looks nice in her dress.

Don't wanna look at em,don't wanna touch em!

Don't tell me...she had her implants removed and then re-implanted but with smaller implants..Pam did that once. I used to luv Jewel's big tits and was convinced they were au naturel..I am so depressed now.

I can't believe I didn't fall down in a pool of my own piss-giggles when I welcomed her back home while thinking "shriveled prune boobs" - I am a model of restraint - proof enough I can replace Hutchinson, I'm throwin' my hat in the ring - Lastangelman for US Senate!

She's got her boob tape on too high!!! That's what happens when the tape holds them too high and there is nothing underneath to support them and make them look remotely real.

Also, the weird red bits between her boobs make it look like they were pushed together - maybe she had some of the weird squishy cutlet boob enhancer things in to push them up then got uncomfortable and took them out.

Lastly, if that guy isn't secretly gay, I will eat his goofy hat.

NOT implants. She lost weight and got older. Her once magnificent breasts are smaller and sagging. My wife has that same issue and sometimes her chest looks perfect in a dress, but after moving around for awhile, things get a bit out of whack. I bet if she adjusted herself she'd have looked fine... but didn't think to look down before going onstage.

This a woman who would be very good looking if you'd only fix her damn teeth. Why spent money on titties and let your teeth look like a vampire. We know it's not a money thing, what in the hell is it!! By the way, what was that about her tits?

it does look like she has scars, especially in the ones where she's kinda sideways.

and its shiny which could be from vitamin E oil which is used to heal scars....

or maybe it's from rubbing elk scent on her breasts. it is hunting season after all.

eeeeeeewwwww gross

I think she had small implants and then lost a ton of weight and the implants are in but dont fit

#93

You did it to fill out bras and tops? You didn't know bras and tops come in tiny sizes too? So if you happen to be slim, you will fatten up to fill out dresses for obese women instead of getting smaller clothes?

It is so pathetic when someone with fake boobs denies that she did it to get men to like them. Then why did you do it? For yourself? If it had been for yourself, sweetheart, you'd not have done it because you'd had enough confidence to like yourself the way you had been born.

There's nothing worse than a liar who insults others' intelligence. Oh wait, there is: a liar who insults others' intelligence and has fake boobs.

I am the guy who wrote above about not liking fake boobs. I still don't like 'em. By the way, over the years I have been intimate with a few women who have had them. The implants were a turn-off. Please, ladies. Don't do it. If you want to look better, just stay in shape. That's the best way. Don't get fake balloons!

that's the most disgusting thing i've ever seen

Eeww. I have a friend who had really small breasts, but when she was pregnant and breastfeeding, her boobs went up like three or four cup sizes. Then they went back down again, and her boobs looked like... that.

Nothing wrong with having small boobs, but half-empty boobs... that's not something to show off.

i think she is goergeous and talented.

I think she is a shit sucking kirby-cunt

At least she still has her poetry.

That picture look so fake! Looks like someone must have done some Photoshop with it......Can't you guys see that? Although I personally don't like her but.. that air brushing shit is too fake.

Pad much? Man, when your titties are that small you can't shove em up like that, like the same way as if they were big...Rather than makin em look bigger, it just draws attention to how tiny they are and can be known to cause MTS (misshapen titty syndrome).

Also, I doubt the pictures are fake...in any case, it'd make sense she'd want to downsize her previously massive rack in light of her new country music career.

She has some strange circular marks around her breasts, like she had a vacuum cup on or sumthin'. Think she's trying to pump them up?

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GOSH...I FEEL LIKE PUKING!


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I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY STUPID PEOPLE DON'T GET IT. WHEN YOU REMOVE BREAST IMPLANTS THE SKIN IS GOING TO BE STRETCHED OUT, COMMON SENSE. SHE IS NOT THAT OLD, EVEN IF SHE LOST A TON OF WEIGHT HER BOOBS WOULD NOT SAG THAT MUCH. IF SHE HAD A B CUP BEFORE AND GOT A D CUP IMPLANTS, THEY WOULD MAKE IT LOOK NATURAL. YOU ARE SO USED TO SEEING A-CUP GIRLS GET DD'S AND THEY LOOK SO FAKE, THAT YOU ARE FOOLED BY GIRLS LIKE JEWEL WHOSE BOOB JOBS AREN'T AS FAKE LOOKING. HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THEY WERE REAL? SO MANY OF YOU ARE CLAIMING SHE HAD NATURAL BOOBS BEFORE, DID YOU TOUCH THEM YOURSELF? WHAT A BUNCH OF MORONS, JUST USE YOUR COMMON SENSE PEOPLE, IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Ew. At least the dress is pretty. Plus, her husband's hideous, so she's still a good catch for him.

You would think, with her money, she could get her teeth straightened... and a boob job.

I never thought I would consider implants, but after losing a lot of weight, I now have excess skin. My hubby doesn't seem to mind, but I can't stand it. I just want my boobs back, maybe just a bit smaller than they used to be. I'm still young, why would I want to deal with saggy boobs when I've worked so hard to improve myself. Damn, my breasts looked so full and nice last year, now I'm depressed!

If you're depressed because your boobies lost weight - then start eating. Where are your priorities woman!?

Have a daughter? Why don't you talk to her about how you are so depressed because your boobs aren't big. I am sure she will understand - besides, it's never too early to start girls thinking how defective they really are.

All us women owe it to the next generation to start the body anxiety early!

Start saving for your new boobs - forget about that awesome vacation you could take instead. It will be much better to stay home and play with the new boobies in your tv room than explore the Louvre.

Not depressed because they are smaller, I'm depressed because of the left over saggy skin.

Don't tell me to just get a breast lift either, a plastic surgeon told me that I don't have enough breast tissue left, and that augmentation would be necessary if I was to get a lift.

She's all sparkleyyy

she used to have BIG ones when she was young and homeless ( she didn't buy them ). i think she had a bad reduction and then implants put in.

See, this is why you don't fuck with plastic surgery (another good example: Tara Reid) because as soon as you get a botched boob job or whatever, you can't fix it; any more surgery just makes it worse. And people can tell whether it's a natural flaw or you OD'd on plastic surgery and you have to live the rest of your days looking like shit *coughNicoleKidmancough*

it looks like a scar around the breast in that first pic with her husband.

maybe breast cancer? =(

Great job of digital alteration...photo editing is just too much fun.

She should start writing a country song about what happened to her tits.

Snaggletooth bitch has tuberous breasts. Ew fucking EW.

I bet she wore that special strapless bra that grips around your boob and took it off before wearing that dress, hence the grip marks. Or was wearing some sort of band around her boobs for whatever reason, she's not fake there so it looks like a misshap.

Britney is great. She always has new ideas to entertain herself. Just last week, I saw her on the millionaire singles club (http://Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger). She has posted a nice proifle there. Seems she is popular and active there.

Her singing is great. She always has new ideas to entertain herself. Just last week, I saw her on the millionaire singles club (http://Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger). She has posted a nice proifle there. Seems she is popular and active there.

How beautiful she is ! Some of my best friends who are long time with Nudistonly.com told me she has a profile on the nudist date site and left some of her nude photos there. Yeah ! Nudist is free for the life...

I think it looks like a bad make-up job on her chest. The reddish-orange marks look like foundation smeared between the breasts and around (to enhance the appearance/shape?). Notice how her chest looks pretty normal in the pics of her on stage. The red carpet pics have different lighting, so the orangy make-up around her boobs is very noticeable.

I say she has capsular contracture.

#93 You think people don't notice your breasts are fake? Yes they do, honey. Trust me. Implants never look natural. We can spot them when you're lying down, or when you're not wearing a bra, or when you flex your muscles.

I got implants for 4 years and removed them. They're silly and uncomfortable, and they're ticking time bombs. Please do a little bit of research before getting a boob job, implants can leak and make you very sick, you can get capsular contracture, you can damage your nerves and you definitely damage your pectoral muscles.

By the way, my breasts don't look like empty socks, the skin can bounce back after an explant surgery. But it's a gamble, and if you've had repeated augmentation surgeries (which you're going to have because implants don't last), or bad skin, or ginormous implants, you may end up looking very bad. I say love to learn your body.

I mean, learn to love your body. :)

Tally Ho! I just measured my penis and added a few centimeters and now I am off to Chuckie Cheese to find me a date!

wtf

i dont understand her boobs

I have tiny breasts and had implants for a short time. I lied to myself and said it was so clothing and swimsuits fit better, but I realized after a little while, I did not want to live a lie and it was a huge turn off. I can always tell they are fake, even the best boob jobs. Something is likely wrong here. Natural is better!

at least she has boobs my gf boobs r so small they look like a little boy if she take her shirt off nobody would think she 1 girl, her sister get reel beeg 1's

#93 yes honey we know your little fake tits are fake, the moment you put on a bikini a small top. I live in malibu and know the BEST plastic surgeons in LA, ie the one who did Demi moore, (can' say who darlings) and even the girls who work at his office say if you don't need them, don't get them because they ALWAYS GO BAD at some point. a completely irresponsible thing to do to oen's body or to advertise- and "can't fill out tops"? what's wrong with this picture? what kind of bs statement is that? I know so many guys who are very successful, great values etc in biz and etertainment fields, and all of them ALL OF THEM say they would date the fake titties for a night or two , but don't want to marry them- think think it's gross , and frankly as a woman who was once "experimental" I kisses a girl or two , and felt a couple sets of those- and even as a woman, they were a HUGE turnoff. it was like, there I was excited ngaboutbbirua person and her body and then I was rubbing two beach balls.
so not hot. and they had been worked on by top surgeons- ie 15,000 and more jobs. you can always tell, and they all go bad. Ladies, don't get them!

#93 yes honey we know your little fake tits are fake, the moment you put on a bikini a small top. I live in malibu and know the BEST plastic surgeons in LA, ie the one who did Demi moore, (can' say who darlings) and even the girls who work at his office say if you don't need them, don't get them because they ALWAYS GO BAD at some point. a completely irresponsible thing to do to oen's body or to advertise- and "can't fill out tops"? what's wrong with this picture? what kind of bs statement is that? I know so many guys who are very successful, great values etc in biz and etertainment fields, and all of them ALL OF THEM say they would date the fake titties for a night or two , but don't want to marry them- think think it's gross , and frankly as a woman who was once "experimental" I kisses a girl or two , and felt a couple sets of those- and even as a woman, they were a HUGE turnoff. it was like, there I was excited ngaboutbbirua person and her body and then I was rubbing two beach balls.
so not hot. and they had been worked on by top surgeons- ie 15,000 and more jobs. you can always tell, and they all go bad. Ladies, don't get them!

#93 yes honey we know your little fake tits are fake, the moment you put on a bikini a small top. I live in malibu and know the BEST plastic surgeons in LA, ie the one who did Demi moore, (can' say who darlings) and even the girls who work at his office say if you don't need them, don't get them because they ALWAYS GO BAD at some point. a completely irresponsible thing to do to oen's body or to advertise- and "can't fill out tops"? what's wrong with this picture? what kind of bs statement is that? I know so many guys who are very successful, great values etc in biz and etertainment fields, and all of them ALL OF THEM say they would date the fake titties for a night or two , but don't want to marry them- think think it's gross , and frankly as a woman who was once "experimental" I kisses a girl or two , and felt a couple sets of those- and even as a woman, they were a HUGE turnoff. it was like, there I was excited ngaboutbbirua person and her body and then I was rubbing two beach balls.
so not hot. and they had been worked on by top surgeons- ie 15,000 and more jobs. you can always tell, and they all go bad. Ladies, don't get them!

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