Nov 29 2007Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton are precious

That is not right...

There should be a law against people looking like this reproducing.

She was looking to score and found Amy Winehouse instead, so she ate her with fava beans and a nice chianti.

Merciful heavens-- the thought of those two getting themselves into this state. Shutter.

i'm pretty sure i saw her sitting on the street corner outside of McDonald's holding a sign saying "lost career" sign.

Not really. They look fine. I just had to think of something witty to say quickly and I failed miserably on both counts. I got beat by a donkey's ass. In the future I'll think brevity like a donkey.

These two and Amy Crack-house and her jail bird husband should all get together for dinner...so creepy...

4: "shutter"?? Did you just come from I Watch Stuff? Or are you a 6 year old with a lisp?

At least they're talented! Their kid may be weird and gothic, but he's in a much better state than... I don't know... Sean Preston & Jayden....

Holy crap, my eye just exploded... there goes the second one... whats happenimg?&*()

asdf as dfjsdfpasd fljsaldf!!!!

She used to be hot. Now she's just cute in a trashy way. I pretended I didn't see Burton.

I just had a visual of them having sex. *shudder!*

I think she is really pretty

I think it would be so rad to have them as parents. I wish it was me chillin' out in that womb.

my goodness. I would suggest some different maternity clothing.

I knew someone who had hair like theirs.... Buckwheat.

Where are they? A fuckin' WIND TUNNEL???

I like them. Go for it. Two wierdos finding each other and making it work. they could be a long running Hollywood coupling. All these other assholes are getting together...they are a match made in heaven...or maybe hell...but either way, a good match!

What's so shocking about this? She looks like a FGG (Fat Goth Girl...a subcultural icon by default). Is there a deficit of FGG's these days? I think not. There were at least 20 of them in my graduating class. All she's missing are the cuts up and down her arms.

Helena looks like she has Amy Winehouse tucked in her beehive.
She's gonna have some hellacious stretchmarks.

tim burton sucks

Holy shit. I feel like they just stepped out of a time machine. Why the hell are they so disheveled and confused?

My eyes feel like they just licked an ashtray.

I don't recall any work Carter has done that I didn't like, she's a good actress.

Aging is a bitch, If she were 20(!) years younger there would be no Keyra Knightly today soiling up Hollywood movies with sub-par empty performances.

FGG? I don't get it... the only reason she's fat is because she's, I don't know, pregnant?

No no, 24, she's fat. It's a woman's fault if she doesn't stay a size 4 while having having a baby. Remember, in order to keep that small size, she has to throw up for 2!!! I'm sick of all these fat girls with midgets living inside them. >:(

And here's all the proof we'll ever need.

Two eccentric people (possibly dead or undead) finding happiness because the other understands how truly off they are.

Fuck, she looked better with the Planet of the Apes mask on.....

And this guy.....this guy. Gah...............

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Take it easy, 24. I was only joking. I don't really think she's fat, but she is pregnant, which is much worse. In a few months, she's going to spread her legs and out of her cooter will pop this little splotchy thing that nobody will really like. Of course, she'll think the world of it, and I'm sure Tim Burton will also. Who knows? Maybe it'll inspire him to, I don't know, make a movie that's actually worth watching. It's been awhile since he's made one of those.

That was the most disturbing thing, EVER!

who the fuck is this girl??

She looks like Johnny Depp, so maybe that's why Tim Burton married her??

Oh, Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol." As opposed to Tom Clancy's "A Christmas Carol."

jesus christ :|

That's creepy. She does look like Johnny Depp. Ugh.

Why does she always look to me like her lips are painfully chapped?

I don't care what anyone says. I think she's fab - I love her style/anti-style whatever you care to call it. She's gorgeous and they look perfect together, wind-tunnel hair and all. May they have a lovely bird-nest haired baby together. I wish them every happiness.

there must be something in britain's water system that somehow manipulates the female human species into believing that a rat's nest is ideal hair fashion. I mean, we have helena, amy, jordan (aka katie) et al. or is it that europeans hate americans so much that they reject the idea that a clean, well kept body is tres tres gauche?

WTF??

"Gothy McGothicstein." Heh.

i looked like that when i was in going into labor...kinda wild eyed and wild haired. perhaps.

She carries the Dark Lord's Child...

I guess they've both got talent so they don't give a shit about what they look like.
(Although H BC used to smoke 24/7... ummmm...is she pregnant?)
It's like Einstein hair. A religion prof once explained to me the pix of Einstein's wild hair were to indicate he was in touch with a higher power. He didn't give a shit about the superficial.
Public at LARGE : Nothing to do with poor public hygiene Binky ?
Binky : How would I know ? What am I - Einstein ?

Whatever she has done to her breasts looks very painful!

that pink jacket looks like ape tits.

HAHHAHAA!!!!! That's the hardest I've laughed in a LONG time! I honestly love Burton and Carter to death, but I was having a serious case of the 'lol'z just moments ago.

it's so nice that the local soup kitchen gave them some clothes so they wouldnt be cold during the harsh nights in someone's old fridge.

"p0nk - November 29, 2007 4:31 PM

i'm pretty sure i saw her sitting on the street corner outside of McDonald's holding a sign saying "lost career" sign."

That's the most stupid thing I've ever read... What do you watch? Spongebob Squarepants? She's incredibly successful, you idiot.

Johnny Depp or Gothy McGothicstein hahahaha I'm pretty sure he will chose one of those names, no doubt.

How about Gothy McWristycut, or Gothy McAngstydie?

She hasnt been knocked up like that since grade school.

they both rock in my book, and are both very talented

ps why are people acting like this is new? they have been together for like 6 years and this isnt their first kid. every wonder why she has been all his movies since Planet of the Apes?

FUCK you cunts. Sweeney Todd looks like it's going to be Burtons best since Ed Wood (never mind that his last few films have been huge hits, if not allways great) and Helena was just in Harry Fucking Potter and the Order of the Phoenix which, FYI, grossed almost 1 billion dollars.

Think about that as you slave in your dead end jobs tomorrow and the next day and the next and the next........

#43 to # 51
Any comments on 9/11 ?
Not that I may think you're part of the problem.. as they say in the industry.
You can alway plead 'Stupidity' ...for a while...etc..

I love them!

And I love the look. I've always liked Helena and her look. It is crazy and wild and SO anti-Britney anti-PamAnderson. She started getting a bit crazy with it in Fight Club and it suits her.

And Burton - always an interteresting take on a movie. Can't wait to see Sweeney Todd.

With all the talentless chit we see on this site - these two are fun and creative.

I thought he only fugged dead people.

Certainly, the lights were out during conception.

oh yeah...it's a girl. Ya gotta prep the battle field to produce a boy.

it must be a jock !

What the heck is that in her hand? A crack pipe? That explains a lot.

#53 -56
Welcome.
But any comments on 9/11 ?
Because #43-#51 seem to have bailed....for some reason...
Comments ?

Congratulations and all my best wishes. but someone said her husband ever brought a membership on an online site sugarcupid.com. it is a service for rich men to seek extramarital relationship. is someone joking on he or he really wants a sugar baby?

Holy Fuck!!!

They actually let people like this walk the streets...?

No wonder society is going to hell in a hand-basket!!

Hey Tim...I like the "Albert Einstein" hairdoo you fucking weirdo...!!!

Hard to tell where the millions have gone, but still: That's a perfect match. May they have many, many happy, weird children. Their wardrobe must be a kid's paradise.

For the information of anyone who is interested.

This woman has a very unpleasant personality, and is border-line mentally disturbed.

#14, I second that motion!

Although you know how kids are, always rebelling against the p's, the kid will probably end up as straight laced as they come.

Imagine the awesome Halloween's to come in the future!

Sorry, can't rag on these two. They're the only celebrity couple I just can't fucking hate. I can't believe I just said I don't hate two rich-as-fuck people. Ah well.

#14, I second that motion!

Although you know how kids are, always rebelling against the p's, the kid will probably end up as straight laced as they come.

Imagine the awesome Halloween's to come in the future!

Sorry, can't rag on these two. They're the only celebrity couple I just can't fucking hate. I can't believe I just said I don't hate two rich-as-fuck people. Ah well.

#14, I second that motion!

Although you know how kids are, always rebelling against the p's, the kid will probably end up as straight laced as they come.

Imagine the awesome Halloween's to come in the future!

Sorry, can't rag on these two. They're the only celebrity couple I just can't fucking hate. I can't believe I just said I don't hate two rich-as-fuck people. Ah well.

Who the hell let them breed???

is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on an online community site Sugarmommymeet.com you know it is an site just for rich women to look for extramarital relationship... you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined the service.

what the fuck is going on in this world, if there's a make version on britney when it comes to caring for kids i think this is the guy.
child services should visit this site to see what kids to go after, cause they guy looks like he spawning his own paedophile movie cast

# 62,63,and of course (my personal fav) #64
For some sort of 'regulator' - personally, I'm finding you a bit redundant - if not just plain ol' repetitive....
But in retrospect - I suppose that's why some of us will win at 'Bingo' while others continually fumble with the alphabetic numeric paradigm.
Oh - and 9/11 was an inside job - for those of you keeping score at home.

sniggol, it's a vomit stick...a girl needs to keep her figah, especially at times like these, you know, when one's all knocked up and such. she wouldn't want to get fat and ruin her career.

Everybody, in unison - Ewwwww!

Gosh, she put the "knock" in Knocked Up.

Look at pic #2 - Bet you're glad they aren't gonna be your parents now....

So sad! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.com.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby... if it is true!

#73 - hey i got a link for you!
http://getonyourkneesandblowmeyoupatheticdotcompimpandwhileyouareatitputafingerinyourassbecausegivingmeablowjobistheclosestyouwillevercometolegitwork.com/

Marla Singer is PREGNANT? DOes Tyler Durden know?

(My tit's rotting off)

NFN, she may look weird, but she is one of the best damn English actresses in this age.

She's a fuckign genius and I love her (funny dress and all)

That is one hell of an eclectic fueled horror scene. They look like they're walking around in a Dali painting.... especially thumbnail #3. Surreal and elusive weirdness.

Yikes, that's got to be one the uglier, scarier pregnant women.

They look awful.

I can't believe shes 40 something she looks amazing, I think she's really cute and quirky, and shes super intelligent too. I think those kids are lucky to have those parents.

I love them, they always look like they are in character. Despite them looking a little ghoulish I think Helena is very pretty and she is a wonderful actress. They are both very talented in their own rights and they seem to suit each other perfectly.

I love them, they always look like they are in character. Despite them looking a little ghoulish I think Helena is very pretty and she is a wonderful actress. They are both very talented in their own rights and they seem to suit each other perfectly.

Shame on you people. Just because she dresses like a gothic and is pregant, does not make her a 'fat ugly actress who dresses weird. Think before you act, it might help to give you notice of what fucking losers you all are who don't give themselves the time of day to think, geez i have NO LIFE and would rather spend my time talking about other people coz there better than me. You're clearly lowlives. BYE !

Any severely pregnant woman who stuffs her herself into leggings/bustier is in love with herself-

would helena even have an acting career if it wasn't for her hubby?

She actually looks really hot. And yeah Burton looks kinda out of it, but maybe he's on painkillers for that hurt hand?

I think they look great tog. They both look so anti-Hollywood that it's cool, kind of like Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. And Helena is so naturally pretty!

I totally dig Helena and her maternity clothes. She basically doesn't give a shit what any of us say about her and her leggings.

O,she is pregnant now .She has many hot fans at at a muslim matrimonial site www.muslimonly.com/i/registration too. One of members at that site is her neighbor. I hear the news that she got married just three months ago.

YIKES! nice boobs, though.

First off....Tim Burton isn't her husband. They just live together. And they already have one kid and his name is totally not gothy or weird. It's Billy.

she's holding a crack pipe.....

That's a stem and a half, only thing missing is the choreboy sticking out of her pocket.. Looks like a crackpipe for two, and with the looks of both of them, I'd say they look far beyond driven..

These two are just super creative and that makes them a bit weird. I bet their kids have a really cool life - scary maybe, but really cool. And BTW, she's holding lip gloss - Stilla lip gloss.

You know, this may come as an earthshattering surprise for many of you, but there are people who actually don't care as much about clothes as you, because they have more interesting things to think about - and that there are in fact people who have something called "talent", a curious phenomenon these days, so that they don't have to hide their insanely mediocre personality or complete lack thereof behind specific kinds of clothes.

Its terrible how you retards write this stuff about such talented people.
Helena's style: love it! The way Burton's movies have a dark quality makes them so much more interesting, and as for using Johnny Depp so much, there's a reason for that!! Now go ridicule people who actually deserve it.

number 18 is a moron, and anyone else that called her fat is a moron too, because there's this little thing called pregnancy, and what happens is, oh yea this is the kicker, there's a tiny human being inside your stomach and then GET THIS!! it grows!!! inside of you!! which makes u grow too!!! *gasp* i kno right? it's ever so shocking. and the rest of you ppl saying she looks weird, it's only because you ppl conform to what;s supposedly "in" nowadays and she doesn't and u all are just jealous. get a life losers and stop eaves-dropping on hers!

number 18 is a moron, and anyone else that called her fat is a moron too, because there's this little thing called pregnancy, and what happens is, oh yea this is the kicker, there's a tiny human being inside your stomach and then GET THIS!! it grows!!! inside of you!! which makes u grow too!!! *gasp* i kno right? it's ever so shocking. and the rest of you ppl saying she looks weird, it's only because you ppl conform to what;s supposedly "in" nowadays and she doesn't and u all are just jealous. get a life losers and stop eaves-dropping on hers!