Nov 16 2007Heidi Klum might be a plumber

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Heidi Klum’s dress did a bad/awesome?/I dunno job of covering her ass at the 12th Annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last night. As you can tell I’m not really sure how I feel about these shots, but I’ve decided to share them with you. Maybe because I hate you or maybe because I love you. It all depends on your interpretation of Heidi Klum’s ass crack. Actually, I’d prefer this instead of those ink blot tests my therapist uses. All I ever see in those things is Hayden Panettiere punching a dinosaur. Yeah, she’s mostly mad because my dad ordered us a new mommy from Russia because old mommy “didn’t understand that scotch gives daddy his superpowers.” Which makes sense. Whenever I drink scotch I suddenly develop the uncanny ability to vomit into the dishwasher. I should fight crime.

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that looks fuckin ridiculous. And gross. Skank.

Yeap, pretty gross.

Agreed. Gross.
And does she SING?? I really would never want to hear her sing. Ugh, dear goodness.

look at Seal in the second picture hahaha he is staring at her crack.

hahahaha, of course he is!
I never actually noticed how Seal looks like an actual (deformed) Seal! Amazing.

naw.. shes a MILF!

unfortunatly more proof that children ruin bodies. I noticed her hips looked a whole lot larger than her counterparts in the VS anniversary pics this week too. But still it is WAY better then most women her age and most women after giving birth 3-4 times

I wouldnt exactly say her body is ruined

Say what you wish, but she is great at unclogging sinks and toilets.

If that Winehouse lady sees this crack, watch out.

I especially like how her asscrack accentuates that really sexy mole growing on her reptilian spine. I wonder if she has a clown mirror in her dressing room, that inversely makes her ass look normal, and I also wonder if she duct-tapes her battcheeks together.

Where's the upskirt shot?

Hope she's wearing Underalls.

Cheap just like a hooker. She should just go away after that. Pure whore looking.

SICK SHES TOO OLD FOR THAT DRESS

I didn't know Heidi had a Crack problem..?

yay for flat butts.
yay for butterfaced flat-assed curveless bimbo sticks.
*sarcasm*

so NOT hot, trying so hard.
*vomit*

#7 exactly.. no matter what all the mom's in here say, its the truth.

yay for flat butts.
yay for butterfaced flat-assed curveless bimbo sticks, Victoria's Secret's trademark.

so NOT hot, trying so hard.
*vomit*

hmmm barely concealed crack, is that a felony or a misdemeanor? Bet Brit would stick her head in there if she thought she would get a buzzzzz

She can fix my pipes any time, especially the one I always carry around! ;-) Now, if only her ass weren't so flat and narrow...

What the hell does she see in that ugly guy? UGH I hope he is very rich.

Pretty nasty, but it's her ass hanging out. I guess if she can live with it, who else matters? Certainly not us, and no one in the circles she runs in is going to tell her she looks nasty. Just another bimbo letting it all hang out. We should be numb after all crotch shots Brittney flashed us.

God there are some jealous as fuck sad individuals on here aren't there?

I wish she'd Auf Wiedersehen herself out of the public eye. Her grating voice and egocentric attitude overshadows any physical beauty she's been blessed with. Her whole hollywood shameless self promotion tour has reached an all time high repulsiveness level.

i never noticed that seal is less deformed on one side than the other.

however, i think it's tacky that his wife's ass crack is out for all the world to see.

she looks amazing for having kids

#26 you act like she's accomplished some major feat. IT'S HER JOB. SHE GETS PAID MILLIONS TO LOOK GOOD. you'd probably look good too if someone was paying you. but since no one is, continue stuff your face with burritos.

That butt looks like a man's butt. Maybe the births are phony and Heidi Klum is really Hymie Klum. After all, who saw the kids pop? Are they still alive?

redsonja1313 - Dude, your hips don't change during childbirth. They are what they are, perhaps she has good child-baring hips though b/c she does pop out a lot.

27- She does look pretty good. Her body at least, how old is this chick? Also, I'm sure number 26 looks just fine and probably hates burritos.

Also is that not the grossest kiss EVER? Her nose is pushed right up eugh I guess she loves him but he's a pretty interesting looking guy to be married to a super model.

#29.....she said on Oprah the first thing that got her interested in him was seeing him giant schlonh through his workout shorts. she just went on and on about it. shows how "deep" she is. don't have to be pretty just have a hugh black snake.

and yes. she is gross. her favorite food is sauerkraut soup. i can't imagine how gassy she must be. probably why she's wearing a dress with her ass out.

#29.....she said on Oprah the first thing that got her interested in him was seeing him giant schlong through his workout shorts. she just went on and on about it. shows how "deep" she is. don't have to be pretty just have a hugh black snake.

and yes. she is gross. her favorite food is sauerkraut soup. i can't imagine how gassy she must be. probably why she's wearing a dress with her ass out.

what is gross is she married that thing

what is gross is she married that thing

um that look is so wrong! Not everyone can have a butt like mine ;(

For a tramp stamp she decided to get a big hairy mole. I disapprove.

Do you people even care about what the fuck your government is doing to the world. Seriously i feel like fucking hitting all you shit heads in the fucking heads. Seriously kim person get over yourself can't you see she is suffering. Look after your own backyard and get off of hers for fuck sakes. Who gives a shit what the hell she is or isn't. Do you have any idea how many soldiers have died in canada in the last 6 months. kim man go devote your time to something that is real..................... is your life that vacant?

and congrats on your butt that should get you far! I know my did..............

j

DESPERATION : The new scent by Heidi Klum......

gosh...i like her top~~!! it's so sexy!!

Good job, Superficial. Another week wasted. See you Monday!

that's a little much! she obviously doesn't get enough attention if she's talking about her husband's package on Oprah, so i'm not that shocked. how Britneyesque...

He looks like the Eraserhead baby

Doesn't she host Project Runway? She's officially UNQUALIFIED to ever talk about fashion again.

#5 an actual deformed seal? Nice.
Do you usually make fun of people who got messed up from a disease?
I get that this is the superficial, but we're not talking about anything he did to himself or what clothes he is wearing etc.
It's not even fucking acne scars its from a disease you prick

I don't want to see models or actresses "who look good for having kids." I can see that when I ride the bus.

Don't start burning the KKK crosses on her lawn just yet. As far as I'm concerned, Seal just took one worthless bitch off the market so she can't bother anyone else.

And likewise, no other woman will have to look at Seal's mutilated voodoo face as he labors stertorously on top of her.

how sexy she is, maybe nowadays people think that sexy people is preety and popular, because her photos on a dating site called sugarcupid.com are liked by many people.

OH !!!!!!11 MY!

In picture #2 Seal is thinking, "Man, I'm smokin' that crack tonight".

She is a very beautiful woman starting to show her age, but instead of dressing classy, she mistakenly thinks dressing like a young tramp will hide her age. Had that dress not revealed her upper buttocks, and been a few inches longer, she would have looked a lot better (and not posing so desperately would have been nice).

So many negative ppl here...=( She´s absolutely stunning! And there´s nothing wrong with Seal, how shallow must one be to even question what she sees in him? Is looks all that matters to ppl here? What do you know, he might have a wonderful personality. I don´t think he looks that bad either, without his disease he looks just like anybody else!

she's very hot....despite already gave birth to 2 kids. two or 3?

women with kids are the easiest prey ever. they scream "save me from my spinster destiny". seal isn't a saint cause he took in a woman discarded by her baby's father. those are the easiest women to catch cause they are so need and desperate. i see it all day long on judge mathis. and the fact that after all this time together she's walking around talking about his cock on TV and showing her ass crack shows how pathetic she is. no wonder flavio briatore dumped her curbside. she's loud, tacky, and has no class.

but does her vagina look good for for having three kids? that's the real question. nothing beats out a young, tight, pussy. anybody can buy a younger face or body.

Ridiculous dress! horrible!
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Jesus H. Christ that nagger is fucking hideous. Better he dates her than one of my daughters. Did someone club that Seal in the face when he was a baby?

I mean what a fucking monster. He looks like a jacked up homeless crackhead. He looks like the supervillian in some comic book movie that got sprayed in the face with acid. Their children must look like halfbreed versions of that thing from the movie "Basket Case." God, so disgusting. Just one glance at that nagger made me throw up in my mouth.

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#21 What the hell does she see in that ugly guy? UGH I hope he is very rich.

Umm...wtf? Thanks for letting us ALL know that you've been living under a rock or possibly even a cedar tree all of your fucking life. That's SEAL you MORON..and he's a SINGER and YES he's rich. Try looking shit up first, before you make a stupid comment and make an ASS out of yourself. Geez.

Yeah, how did anyone send out that woman looking so awful and tacky. Classy.

As for Seal, the guy is a damn excellent artist. I've enjoyed his work going back to his first album. Don't care about the chick at all. He's a fine artist as long as he's happy good enough for me.

But these empty vessels and their attempts at being considered important outside of doctored photos, who cares what they say or think. They don't read and know nothing about the world except for hand bags.

Which they all will become soon enough.

#44 I see what you are saying, but this is Superficial. The whole point of this site is to make fun of people no matter what. If you can't handle this, I suggest you fuck off, and whatever you do, don't go onto the page about Teri Hatcher saying she was abused or Maggie Gyllanhaal (however you spell her end name) breastfeeding. I don't think you could handle it.

Talk about the odd couple. An old, talentless model with the I.Q. of an amoeba and a one-hit wonder, bald, pock-marked, hideous man-ape hybrid. The world is full of insane people. That's why we should have laws against that sort of thing.

#27- my sentements exactly!

"....you'd probably look good too if someone was paying you. but since no one is, continue stuff your face with burritos."
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I got really skinny last summer, and it was hard, and I missed out on some good food. This summer, I decided to be happy with my little belly and NOT try so hard! No one is paying me to be skinny, so why the fuck am I trying so hard?!?!

White boys are so insecure, it's too funny

#62

good points and besides, every photo of a model in a magazine is retouched so these women look great but they aren't as perfect as Photoshop makes them. Be happy that you are real and not manufactured.

Man, if you guys are the audience, no wonder the media sucks so much donkey shit.

Aim high!

I find it amusing that this Peice of dog shit web site has the fucking nerve to review the comments and only post the ones that they deem "OK". Thats pretty fucking hypocritical considering they will post and spew any half based peice of fucking mindless garbage they get off tv or some dumbfuck photographer.

HAHA, i got a kick out of the monkey that said "white boys are insecure". I would have to say the most insecure race in this country is the so called "african-american". First off, You can drop that african bullshit right off the front of that. The Vast majority of blacks in this country have zero knowledge of their african history or roots. Second, the advancement of the african culture in the united states is deplorable. (not the white mans fault) I guess when your insecure you worry more about your SHOES, RIMS, CARS< and how much fucking gold you can own. Instead of taking care of what should be important to your race's future. The value of family and education of yourself and children. But, instead you worry about basketball and rap music. I see black men EVERYDAY with their children and they are wearing a Scarface shirt with a fucking drug dealer holding a GUN!!!! And you wonder why we have no respect for you or your children??? Look what you teach them!!!

HAHA, i got a kick out of the monkey that said "white boys are insecure". I would have to say the most insecure race in this country is the so called "african-american". First off, You can drop that african bullshit right off the front of that. The Vast majority of blacks in this country have zero knowledge of their african history or roots. Second, the advancement of the african culture in the united states is deplorable. (not the white mans fault) I guess when your insecure you worry more about your SHOES, RIMS, CARS< and how much fucking gold you can own. Instead of taking care of what should be important to your race's future. The value of family and education of yourself and children. But, instead you worry about basketball and rap music. I see black men EVERYDAY with their children and they are wearing a Scarface shirt with a fucking drug dealer holding a GUN!!!! And you wonder why we have no respect for you or your children??? Look what you teach them!!!

EW!

Simply disgusting.

She also looks like a corpse with too much make up in pic 5.

#44- Seal's face is not like that from a disease. It's tradition in his tribe to scar adolescent's faces as a rite of passage into manhood.

@68 & 69:

First of all, I am Latina.

Secondly, thanks for proving my point, dumbass.

Obviously you're just as obssessed with black men as your women are. What a sad little wuss..

#69- yes, Brian, we whites are certainly teaching our children all kinds of valuable cultural lessons, aren't we? Spend spend spend so that you can compete with your friends for who has the most material possessions. Then when your credit runs out and you can't make the payments, so what? Just declare bankruptcy so that the people who actually DO live within their means can take up the slack. Judge everyone else according to their physical beauty, and don't worry about feelings getting hurt. Anorexia and bulimia are no big deal, not your problem. It's okay to be a racist pig as long as nobody knows about it. Why don't you volunteer to be a Big Brother to a black kid who doesn't have a dad so that he can maybe grow up to be a responsible father, or go read to some inner city kids one afternoon so that they will value education and knowledge and maybe grow up to be contributing members of society. Or, you could just spew your hatred of your closed little life and mind on an anonymous web site and go to your meaningless job everyday and bitch about everyone else.

First of all, #29, what do you mean childbirth doesn't change your hips? Are you on drugs? or are you a guy posing as a female. Of course having a child changes your hips...along with almost everything else in your body. You are a moron.

Second, "sexy" and "prostitute-outfit" are now interchangeable in the minds of most celebrities. If you go out looking like a fricking whore, you must look hot. WRONG. Looking like a tramp only make you look cheap and ridiculous. Maybe these women could start leaving a little more to the imagination.

Sorry, but I don't want to see her ass crack in public, I don't care how hot she is. How proud her children will be someday!

Good Comment#30. not so kosher...'.she said on Oprah the first thing that got her interested in him was seeing him giant schlonh through his workout shorts. she just went on and on about it. shows how "deep" she is. don't have to be pretty just have a hugh black snake.'

Simply she is a cheap no class whore Who got lucky


WTF is that!
Guess I prefer the Airbrushed Enhanced Version
NEXT!

Im glad that you were quick to point out what the jews have done to our american nation. Your totally right. BUY BUY BUY is now the american way and wealth and ownership has taken over the majority of the american mind. Who has the power in this county??? The media? Hollywood? I think that it would be safe to say that the americans now bask in ownership and gossip due to the jew mentality that is sold to us every single day on tv and in the movies. And, if you dont believe it and just think im some racist fool with blind hate do a little reasearch and see what race owns the majority of communication outlets in this country. Second example is the jewish, liberal mentality that is alive and well in this country!! It becomes more and more clear every day that mindless americans stand for NOTHING. They have no love of state or country and would never risk family or life to protect the values of our forefathers. As for me taking care of somone elses kid, thats laughable, I have time for MY children and i have taken care of my responsibilites. As for my worthless job??? I work for one of the oldest and largest companies in the world and i havent been without a job for more than a week since i was a 12 year old in michigan delivering papers. Ive done my best to work and be a GOOD american. Its just so fucking sad to see blacks and mexicans tear it apart and destroy the system with their laziness.

does this mean she's not wearing underwear? *cringe* is that the new fashion?

that's a hideous dress. even on a younger model. i don't want to see anyone's ass crack. i think in hollywood women don't want to accept the fact that they're getting older.

i agree she's a bit annoying. project runway could do without her. she doesn't add much to the show. i can't say she has any fashion sense (as we can see).

73#"Why don't you volunteer to be a Big Brother to a black kid who doesn't have a dad so that he can maybe grow up to be a responsible father, or go read to some inner city kids one afternoon so that they will value education and knowledge and maybe grow up to be contributing members of society. "

Whites have been taking care of violent, stupid, lazy, criminal, oversexed negroes for a very long time...we've had decades of affirmative action, set-asides, quotas...the entire racial spoils system mainly set up for chronically ungrateful, underachieving negroes and to the detriment of Whites...and it got us precisely nowhere, except to constantly hear additional demands and how racist we really are because negroes still can't hack it. The fact remains that negroes are genetically incapable of performing out of an agricultural setting and in a post-industrial, knoweldge-based economy. Of course to face that truth is intellectually uncomfortable for out liberal preconceived ideas about human nature and racial differences, and whoever makes that point is ruined both professionally and personally (witness the recent Watson saga). It's much easier and comfortable to blame Whites for negro failure than to acknoweldge the true causes.

i see lots of haters here,,,she looks great,,,shes at a vitoria's secret fashion show, so she should dress like a grandma? and of course seal is looking at her backside he hits it every night ill bet...

Every white parent's worst nightmare: their pretty blond daughter becoming some African's trophy woman. Giving them ugly mole-looking grandbabies. Gawd. I bet her parents puke every day just thinking about it.

@ 77: So you're mad at blacks and mexicans for being "lazy" and at the same token, mad at Jews for being "industrious?" Ok buddy. Your stupidity is so transparent it's pathetic. That's the problem with white boys -- too spineless to just come out and say how you really feel. I mean, did anyone catch that guy Dog weeping on CNN like a freaking homo? Secondly, what is a grown, straight man with children doing on a gossip blog geared towards housewives?? And you're mad that we find other men more masculine.. how retarded is that?

Question: Were your rapist, thieving, lying forefathers also "good Americans?" Word of advice.. please stop making yourselves look bad. It's clear from your moronic diatribe that you're jealous and insecure.. almost like a bunch of black men rejected you or something. What are you guys, some kind of queers? The irony is that emasculated sissies like you end up with daughters/wives than can't get enough of black men.

It's funny what LOL said about white boys and you all stormed out in droves to prove her right. Shows how smart you really are.

She and her ugly husband are the typical "Beauty and The Beast" celebrity couple.

First off, Your a fucking moron, why dont you take a min to look up the word industrious. The jews are far from industrious. Actually, the jewish nation hasent been industrious since they were enslaved by the egyptians and forced into slave labor. As far as your second dumbass statement, I just came out and told you the way i felt and have no problem saying it to anyone. I find your "spineless" statement even more laughable...This coming from a negro woman! Your race are the most spineless cowards on the fucking planet. You dont fist fight you just shoot each other like a bunch of fucking monkeys. And when there is a fist fight there is always more than one of you, very cowardly. Lets talk somemore about "spineless".... How many Black babies does this country have to pay for? Left by their "gansta" daddy, now the taxpayers are responsible for this little fucking mistake. BUT WAIT!! does this stop the momma from popping out 3 more fucking mistakes?? NOOOOOO. As far as MY forefathers, Maybe you should open a few fucking history books before you open your mouth. IT was the african people who hunted down and sold the slaves to the english, not the white man. Second, maybe you need to look up some african history. If you think the fathers of are country are so bad why dont you pack your shit and move backt to africa. Malaria, aids, starvation, drought, genocide. Africa is the most fucked up continent on the planet, Your civilization has had thousands of years to evolve. You should be the smartest, best armed and financed continent in the world. Instead, its a fucking shithole overrun by greedy monkeys that kill each other with no regard for human life. ( Kinda sounds like the ghettos here. As for that last joke of a statement, the only women that i have ever seen with a black man are fat, disgusting, white trailor trash. No, self respecting white woman would ever date a monkey.

Brian, puddin', I am a professional psychic. I thought I should share this with you.

I get this mental picture of a tiny-wienered, cafe au lait coloured boy with a big nose named 'Brian Greenberg' typing furiously at his computer, in a room papered by swastikas and 'White Pride' posters. Tears are dropping off the end of his giant nose as he contemplates his secretive (and futile) adoration for his neighbour, a boy named Mark. (If you're this disturbed, Bri-Bri, you probably have homophobic tendencies too).

Woops. Back to the psychic hotline.

You take a moment to glance up at your book collection, and notice that all four of them are missing from the shelf and scattered around the room. None of them is 'Mein Kampf', (too hard to read) and none of them are hard covers. Certainly none of them are history books.

You think about that unpleasant incident with Mommy in the bathtub and weep a little more, before pounding the keyboard with more angst and ruminating on the unfairness of not inheriting your greatuncles enormous peenie.

Usually I'd charge you for a reading. But today you get a pity vote, honey.

Love, Zita

I'm going to go ahead and ignore your impotent rant. But I find it interesting that you know an awful lot about people you allegedly hate. One thing I know for sure is that I find it hard to picture a black man writing the effeminate garbage you spew. And you wonder why we find them attractive. Your life must really suck... up late on a Saturday night digging up gossip blogs while your wife is probably fantasizing about some black man.

Listen f*ggot, how can I break this down to you? Next time you run into Seal or any random black man, stop them and let them know how you "feel." Then come back and tell us about it.

LOL

#60...Aww, was that an attempt at wit?
Since Maggie G's tits have nothing to do with disease or accidents then I have no problem with you making fun of her. People were arguing over her choice to bring them out in public.
How is that like someone being deformed from a disease? It's not in any way the same, so why would you even bring it up? Oh I see, to try and make me look like a stupid feminist or something.

If she got one of her tits chopped up because of breast cancer and you commented on her shitty looking tits it would be different. I wasn't personally offended but taking the chance to point out ignorant people's stupidity.
I encourage you to pull your head out of your arse for a second and take a few breaths of fresh air. It might help you to think more clearly, douchebag.

Wow, if your a physic, Your a really, really bad physic. Not one thing you said about me was right. Its ok thou, Most ignorant people try and take personal shots when they dont have an educated argument. Thanks for proving my point!! As for the other cunt, You right, you wouldnt find a black man spewing out anything except "keepin it real" or "you my nigga". Thats my fucking point, Typical blacks dont care about anything of any kind of importance. When a black man does get educated, hes kicked down by his own race for being an "uncle tom" or hes just "trying to be white". I guess its better to try an be an athlete, than a senator. Its sad that your generation's motto wil be "get rich or die tryin". Oh yeah, By the way i find it amusing that you spew hate at a racist with slander against gays. Glad to see your a hypocrit as well.

Prettiest plumber ever. She's still hot in the thirties and even after three kids. Good genes. Some women are just like that. Deal with it. Appreciate it. Or just ignore it but don't hate on it. I doubt your fat a$$es could fit into that dress so quit your yappin'.

yep....the good ol' plumbers butt......here we would be saying "we dont allow any crack"
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@84 That's probably the most pathetic thing I've read today. Do you preach that bullshit to your children? My father talked about black people like that, but even as a young child I saw it for what it was; ignorance.

Puts a whole new meaning to "plumbers butt" doesn't it:-)

LOL.

OK, I concur. Take one book off Brian's shelf. I've never been good at physics. You're entirely right, Brian.

Whilst you are looking up 'psychic' at the library, look up 'sarcasm' or 'irony'. Its nice to see that thou has a Biblical upbringing. And thanks for giving me the biggest laugh of the day by including the words 'educated argument'.

I don't know any 'typical black men', babe - I live in Australia, and we have Aboriginal people, not African Americans. But I'm a nice, immigrant shade of pasty white, and I can tell you now that your type (redneck white trash) prove evolution (and possibly the missing link) nicely.

Well done, Bri-Bri!

Love,
Zita

she looks good for a 40 something mother
'Butt she needs to realize that is simply a tacky Ugly shirt!

I've lost some respect for Seal
THAT matchy matchy SILVER SUITE Heidi made him wear IS DOWN RIGHT GAY

Elton wold look mighty fine in that silver suite

heidi move on
how the hell do you model lingerie with SAGGY OL ASS

if VS is going to showcase 40 year olds then MORE BACK VS MODELS REQUIRED
!!!

I think both their outfits are quite nasty but they surely do make a great couple

#93
you are a complete retard.

"I live in Australia, and we have Aboriginal people, not African Americans"

Er, you get African American people anywhere/everywhere. They are all over the world and guess what.. in Australia too! Amazing isn't it?!

Somehow watching white racists argue with black racists never gets old.
While very amusing, it is still unbelievably annoying. Can you please hurry up and get it over with

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#99

Never gets old listening to undereducated morons, either, Melanie dear.

We have very few African American people in our country and I have no issues with people of ANY colour. Just people with ridiculous racist attitudes and moronic outlooks. In case you werent aware, the percentage of African American people in Australia is far outweighed by the percentage of Aboriginal and African people.

You and Brian can go shopping for history books together.

Oh, and calling people 'retards' isnt acceptable in my country either. We call them people with disabilties.

Love
Zita

lol, gross. how can she not notice her entire ass hanging out of that ugly dress??

plus, shes hella annoying, with the way she tries to sound like a kid.

buutt..she has great teeth! =]

Still LMAO at the insecurity of white males

#69

wow, you just gobble up racist troll bait like it's the greatest snack around.

#72


that was hysterical. you played that idiot like a fiddle.

people, don't you know that racists are smart? trying to changing their ignorant ways is about as likely as teaching a rock to lay an egg.

#71, he's not from Africa, he's from England and was born and raised there. His scars are from a skin ailment called discoid lupus. You're stupid. "Oh he's black, must be from Africa, must be tribal scars."

::yawn::

Ahhh, latina. Thanks for pointing out that your a disgusting fat little troll with bad skin from an underveloped country. I know that your bitter because none of your men have reached full height at 4"10 and that you have to sneak into america and live with 30 other rodents in a one bedroom apartment. Im glad that you can split up that rent payment thou so you can by an expedition and cover it with your mexican feces of a flag.

aww...i think they are the cutest couple. seal is so rich a luxurious looking with his lovely dark skin. and they look awesomely glittery together...i won't comment on the butt crack simply because i don't care. shes a babe.

Awwwww poor tiny weenie pasty-skinned internet gangster chick repellant Brian. Sweetie, there is no such word as "Underveloped," okay whiteboy?

Perhaps when are capable of telling your wife and daughter's vaginas apart, you may begin to grasp that not all Latinas are Mexican immigrants. And that the lowest Mexican is WAY better than your cowardly, awkward, effeminate, zero-swagger, jealous, insecure, black male obsessive, confederate panty wearing, ugly pale ass. lol.

I don't blame you though.. if I had to gobble Viagra to jerk off to interracial porn, I would be mad at the world too.

One more race traitor down the tubes. Heidi Klum is a dirty, disgusting traitor and I hope her body continues to droop and sag like it's starting to. She and her half breed children with what's his name just need to go away and remove themselves from the public eye.

Brian, you're a fucking dip shit. You're the kind of ass-faced clown that makes me almost ashamed to be white. Go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.

Love,

The Bullshit Observer

that disgusting wart/mole/wart on her alien spine is just the perfect touch to her nasty crack hanging out.

You can just smell her barely wiped ass from here. I'm a fully libidinous dude, but that is disgusting.

Hope that mole in malignant.

This is not sexy. This is not a good look. This is just plain trash!!!

#77

So you are a janitor at Walmart?

Hey #113, for you to even say something like that is fucked up. You shouldn't wish cancer on anyone, It's not funny.

You're an asshole. Go fuck your mother.

You got to love these sad white boys who cant stand seeing heidi with seal lol :) well at the end of the day they're all happy,rich and beautiful and you're still here hating on them while they are out living their lives, sad isn't it? But try to ignore these sad individuals, they could only dream to get a beautiful woman like heidi.

I just saw there are several new videos on Heidi and the Victoria's Secret Fashion show just posted up at Webcastr. Do a search or here's a link to one of them:

http://www.webcastr.com/index.php?option=com_seyret&task=videodirectlink&id=1350

Her arse just doesn't look right without my cock sticking out of it.

Seal is an ugly, talentless one-hit wonder.

Bio-diversity is important, by the way.

If we can get enough inter-racial children born, racial hatred will disappear, and we can concentrate on the important business of euthenasing all of the gingers.

@112 Love your site!

Why did she dressed at all lol
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Why did she dressed at all lol
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2306321

There are few better things in life than ass crack shots like Heidi gave us in these pics. I just got back from BRAZIL and looked at nice "buyable" ass like that all week. Can't be beat. Can't be beat!!!!

ugky whore, looks like a man

119: "Bio-diversity is important, by the way.
If we can get enough inter-racial children born, racial hatred will disappear, and we can concentrate on the important business of euthenasing all of the gingers."

If you favour biodiversity than you should oppose race-mixing, as race-mixing reduces biodiversity. Race-mixing is a form of ethnic murder. But I wouldn't expect a low I.Q. man-ape hybrid to think logically.

Racial-mixing is indeed synonymous with biological mass murder or genocide. The U.N. definition of genocide states that conditions which prevent the survival of any group can be considered genocide. Thus, multiracialism - leading to displacement and mixing - IS genocide.

.................and to be honest: ONLY ONE SINGLE PLUMBER WON'T DO THE TRICK!!

lol shut up it isn't genocide.
You are using the term "group" very loosely there.
Anything can be called a group. Curing diseases could then be called genocide since we are getting rid of a "group" then

They would still be surviving, no one is being killed off, why does skin colour matter so much anyway that they must be purposely preserved?
But I agree that just because a small amount of people have prejudice it doesn't mean we should try to change things by getting people to have mixed race babies.
Those prejudiced people should change their frickin minds. Although i'm not sure if that would be harder and take longer than the whole world being a mixed race state....

BWAHAHA, worth seeing that skanky crack, due to the picture of the fellow staring intently at it.

Made my day.

She is very sexy. I saw her nude photos and profile on nudistconnect.com. It is great. Maybe she enjoys the nudist lifestyle

She is very sexy. I saw her nude photos and profile on http://www.nudistconnect.com. It is great. Maybe she enjoys the nudist lifestyle

@ 77 - I got news for Brian...there are more whites on welfare than any other segment in our population. Of course it's because there are more whites in this country than other races; but that doesn't diminish the fact that it's true.

Funny how you take you parent's hate and ignorance and turn it into your own because you're a follower and not a leader. Don't worry...there will be plenty of us enlightened folks in the future for you to hand non-fat lattes to.

@125 - got news for you buddy...you haven't the slightest clue what you are. For the most the purest race right now is the asian race, primarily because of the dominance of their genes but even they have a little something extra in their pool.

No idea where the phrase bio diversity came from...nice improv. I think genetic diversity is what you're looking for; and that exists at the genetic level which goes deeper than just race. We characterize race as the appearance of certain things (extra mellanin in the skin, slanted eyes, color or hair etc.) but there are other things that remain dominant in our genes that always will thus ensuring genetic diversity. Intelligence in and of itself, and the depth to which someone can learn and understand is a genetic trait.

Based on some of the things I read in this site...I thank God for genetic diversity.

I would lick her asshole for hours on end.

can we change this already ..................... who we want more celeb news

Oh, and it has been proven that black males have the lowest average IQs in the world. Do some research.

This sort of thing needs to be made socially unacceptable again. I'm guessing she didn't have a real father figure in her life.

#135 that ignorant statistic might matter if she cared about his brain. she already said she wanted him for his cock. pay attention, stupid.

Brian et al., it's sure is easy to make racist comments when you're anonymous, isn't it? The problem with this country is that most people -- black, white, Hispanic, etc -- are comfortable with their lives and can easily look the other way when it comes to uncomfortable issues like global warming, the war in Iraq, and poverty. Having said that, I believe that the majority of people are not bad, and they are simply trying to raise their children right and take care of their families.
This notion that most blacks are lazy and that most Jews are "industrious" is just a ploy to get us all riled up and pissed off.

...she can be and sometimes is hot. But this crack thing is sooo way tacky looking. Yuk!

its funny, in hebrew "klum" means "nothing". like she is...

#137 How is that an 'ignorant statistic'? It's a fact.

She is more than hot . Her nude profile and some of her nice nude photos were found on a nudist date site named http://www.Nudistonly.com . I was curious why she was there . Is she a nudist ? Anyone can advise ?

Ewww Gross. I don't even want to look at anything where that big, black, nasty seal has been.

I find it funny how people use statistics they don't understand to base arguments that work in their favor.

Studies have show no difference between mean IQ when adjusted for socioeconomic groups. I'll translate this for the supremacists who find it hard to read words with more than 2 syllables - put two children in a room, 1 black, 1 white who come from similar backgrounds and share a socioeconomic status and guess what - the test results were the same. Unfortunately for both groups, add a 3rd child who's asian in the same grouping and we both lose.

To say that whites are smarter than blacks or any other race for that matter is proof of a lack of intelliegence due to belief in flawed logic...but hell, some of you believe the earth is only 6,000 or so years old so bleh.

Nonsense. There is still an IQ gap even when SES is controlled for. You're right, North East Asians outscore both blacks and Whites. (Although us Jews beat everyone) It's funny how the reality of racial differences in intelligence isn't a problem when Whites are out-scored. You appear to be saying that blacks and Whites are equal but Asians are smarter. That's actually the first time I've heard that stupid, baseless argument.
You're also forgetting that low intelligence is largely responsible for lower SES in the first place.

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Uh yea she looks like a 14 year old boy in that dress with her spine all sticking out and tiny ass crack showing. Not sure what possessed her to wear that dress, or anything that would show off her ass crack. "Just say no to crack Heidi!"

I agree that her awful makeup and ugly dress make her look like the old, cheap whore that she is rather than a world-class super model.

But I must admit, I'd like to open the back of that dress and lick her ass then let her phuck my mouth...then let her suck and phuck my cock. All she really wants is to be treated like the trashy whore that she is, and since I'm such a nice guy I'd do that for her. :-))

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