Nov 19 2007Hayden Panettiere’s first panty flash (Awww)

OK so she's fat & flat. Wow, awesome, sign me up.

She's not fat .... what a dipshit..........

Proportions of a midget {sorry midgets!}. She is a very stubby looking girl. Yuk.

This is a child molester's dream

she stole lindsay's pose!

Very cute dress...but she's still a worthless ho.

I had a UPS bar code that looked like that dress once.
She'd better stay away from scanners in that thing.

I'd like to scan that bar code...........

Eeew, tarantula eyes!!!

"God willing, I’ll strike eyebrow before sundown and set up base camp."

HILARIOUS!

if you have to pull your dress down when getting out of a car, you're too fat and it's too small. she just looks like a hooker in that get up.

LOL @ 7.......I didn't see yours until after I posted, funny shit..........

Gr8 minds etc Stallion.
(Your link made me cough up my coffee.)

first, fabio and now dawson. why is she being seen with these hasbeens? doesn't she know that shit's contagious?

Dawson Leery is looking a little scruffy these days.

So here is my dilemma... I just got through trashing the Whore Hall of Famer Kim Kardashian, and then, I become a hypocrite. I trash Kim for being such a complete and total waste of valuable breathable oxygen, and then feel a weird sensation in my pants whenever Hayden Panettiere pics show up.. I feel naughty.. Is she even old enough to Ogle? Damn me to hell if it is not. I am not a fan of Blondes (Overrated) But bend me over, pork me in the ass with a Hogger and call me Clay Aiken.. Hayden is a yummy stick of GRAND proportions. Super Cute. When she grows up.. Well.. I don't know what I will do. Probably be a Dirty Old Man.

@13 It's called "clean your monitor"...............

That is it? Big deal!

Who ever said she fat is on crack. She is flat, but that is nothing that Dr. 90210 can't fix..

she's not necessarily fat but she's not thin enough to get away with horizontal stripes. she should know better.

Christ on a pony! At least the poor girl is wearing them....although the curious side of me does wonder is she has a landing strip or a bald eagle down there.

Italian Stallion, that was funny as hell!

Anyone who thinks she is fat is an idiot.

in the last pic her gut is out as far as her mosquito bites. she's fat by hollywood standards.

She's definitely not fat...yet. Het upper arms and ass indicate that there's serious fatness potential if she's not careful. She should probably just slash her caloric intake in half now just to be safe.

All in all though, she's real decent...for the time being.

She looks like a vampire in pic 2.
And, like she has a stick up her ass in pic 8.
All in all....BORING!

Keeee-yute dress. Aww, at least she wears panties. What a nice girl. (tweet tweet)

Does she represent the lollypop kids?

She looks like a tiny little larva in that dress. Writhing. Burrowing. Laying feces. Still, I'd bury my face in to her vagina. Up until she becomes a real woman. You know that she's gonna be one of those chicks that you regret finding attractive. Kind of like Goldie Hawn.

she has a horrible nose.
Sorry but it is so distracting

I'd give her the tongue-lashing of a lifetime. It might be hard to get my hands all the way around her fat ass, but it'd be worth it to lift her up to my face (and of course slip a finger in).

"Hello Kitty"

She should become an NBA groupie so she can just stand there with her mouth open. Much easier on the neck and back.

I think she looks amazing, and Im glad she isnt a walking skeleton!

#28, now THAT'S how you troll someone! Good job!!!

Look at those upper arms..."grandma, is that you?"

And if you guys think she's fat, well then I wish I was fat!

First of fuckin all, I want to know why the fuck Hayden is wearing panties. Damn it, she should have not been, then we could have seen some of the 'EAGER BEAVER'.

I'd eat my own limbs for a slice of that pie - and i'm serious!

I didn't know Pez dispensers came in "Zebra"

hahah losers

I bet those panties are thong-back. Not because they're designed as a thong, but because at her ass size, just about any pair of panties becomes a thong.

She's perfect...for my lawn.

anyone who thinks she's fat is retarded.
she looks amazing in her dress, her boobs are normal, and her bum is the perfect size.
Just because she doesn't look like kate moss after a pukefest doesn't mean she's fat.

Yawn.... call me when she flashes that nubile whisker biscuit.

I bet she talks ALOT in bed!!!

The Return of Frankenteen! But now he's Frankenalmostthirty.

"He won the three-legged race-all by himself!" Name the movie, superficiallies.

young girls are so dumb. ever since she started dating that 30 year old guy, she's wearing trampy outfits. he's not dating a teenager cause he wants a woman. he's dating you cause you're young, innocent, and inexperienced. stop playing hoochie dress up. you're not old enough to be desperate enough the wear that outfit.

She looks like a (possibly) hot girl who got caught in a trash compacter.

I didn't know this skinny girl had a little bubble back there. She has a nice little ass

I don't know why everyone calls this girl fat. She's not fat, just a little thicker of a build. Looks better in a bandage dress then anyone on this forum probably does.

#41
I don't think there's any documented cases of ANYONE finding Kate Moss attractive.

RING ALERT!!! RIGHT FINGER RING ALERT!!! HALO RING ALERT!!! MILO GAVE HER THE RING!!! THEY ARE IN LOVE!!!

She’s wearing the ring since last month and nobody has notice.
Are you blind people???!!! Someone talk about that and ask them about it!!!!!!!!

Paparazzis are so useless…

Me and my bitches are way hotter.

^^^^^click

plenty of cellulite already.

Okay to be honest, she is not all that pretty, but she isn't ugly. Now that being said, her fuckin body is just fuckin hot. She has nice thick legs, an ass to die for, and her tits, aren't all that bad. Let's just say, I would drink this chicks douche water in a heart beat. Anybody who says she is fat, is fuckin blind and demented of the mind. Why the fuck would you want a girl that is any skinner than this fuckin hottie.

STILL BOTHERING ME AS TO WHY SHE IS WEARING PANTIES? WANT TO SEE THAT BALD PUSSY OF HERS.

#53, Like I said, she is perfect, a little cellulite doesn't hurt. Still fuckin better than these stick figure skinny bitches I see on here a lot.

See girls? You don't have to be fit and thin. You can be curvy (and moonfaced and fat-armed) like Hayden, and guys will drool over you. Guys like Mike. Congrats.

Hey FRIST - Your troll got loose. He is trying to be me now. Will you take it home and tie that thing up??

1. short
2. stubby
3. chunky
4. small boobs
5. those blank eyes you find on stupid girls

Panties?? that's a crying shame..

lmao@52 - lookin' good!

Awww, the retarded troll is back? Jimbo, you have mail..

Hayden's reminds me of my younger cousin, Samantha.
I used to spend summers with her and we shared a
bedroom...I wrote about it once...

...with the warm weather she began wearing shortie
PJ's that showed a lot of skin. I would wait until I thought
she was asleep, then I would touch her body and feel her
tits.

One summer I was doing this for about two weeks when
it got a whole lot warmer and Samantha did what I was
praying she would do, went to bed naked. This was the
first time I got a good look at her tits but not her pussy,
as she had her legs closed and I got wet just looking at her.
I rubbed my hand over her belly to see if I got a
reaction and when I didn't, I cupped her tits in my
hands.

Holding her tits in my hands was making my pussy go
crazy and I wanted to suck on them so bad, I ached. She
opened her legs then, putting my heart in my mouth,
afraid I woke her and when she didn't move again, I
couldn't help myself and I put my hand on her pussy. She
moaned, I jerked my hand away, she grabbed my hand and
told me not to stop, it felt real good, so I put my
hand back. She moaned again, I noticed that her pussy
was all wet now, she then said, "Oh baby, that feels so
good, put your fingers in me" and I was still a little
leery, so I asked her if she was going to tell my mom.

She sat up then, grabbed my face with both hands and
said she wasn't going to tell anybody and neither could
I and as long as we kept it between us, I could do
anything I wanted too, to her. She also told me that
she was wondering how far I was going to go, now that
she was naked as a jay bird and I told her that once
she was naked, I couldn't stop from touching her.

She smiled, laid back down, asked if I liked her body
and when I shook my head yes, she told me it was all
mine now and would I please put my fingers back in her
pussy. I asked if I could suck on her tits while I
played with her pussy and she told me again, it was my
body now, do what I want. I put a finger in her pussy,
put my mouth on her nipple, began sucking tit and
finger fucking her pussy, making her moan out loud. She
was trying to cover her mouth and I figured she was
afraid of being heard, so I told her she could make all
the noise she wanted, nobody could hear anything coming
from the attic bedroom. She told me to put two more fingers
in her pussy and when I did, she began moaning loud, while
telling me good it felt...

...anyway, that's who Hayden reminds me of.

i think i can see part of her brown cunt lips in there

who here would lick hayden panettieres cunt?

AT least she has panties. That is something.

Is it just me or is she ALWAYS wearing short short clothes to make her legs look longer and leaner?

I don't get the point of this girl. Is it because she's halfway between being a nerd and a cheerleader, so losers feel like they have a chance? The same way dorky women like John Cusack?

I'll stick with Lohan, Easter basket full of STDs or not. At least she never spouts that eco bullshit.

It looks like her makeup artist painted little eyeballs on her eyelids. This is very strange, and most likely gives her the ability to see in the dark or cast voodoo spell on photographers.

I've made fun of Hayden Pantyhosiery in the past - but no more. Damn! This smurf has hotness potential. Now if only Britney could teach her to leave the panties at home.....

That gal has one big f****ing face.

Nice.... Tongue would fit in there PERRRFECT.

She has a couple of sexy boob...Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebrity dating club Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger ! "She is very picky about guys," according to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches orshe won't date them!"

What's with the obsession over this girl??? she looks like one of those goddamn "Skipper" dolls

FYI Skipper was Barbie's boring flat-chested little sister

i heard her being interviewed on stern. sure, she's pretty, but as interesting as a tree stump

Do a close-up on pic # 2 -- check out those incisors, each one actually has a twin underneath the gum line which makes it look like she has super-long fangs.

Awww...our little Hayden is growing up! (sniff) Someone should frame this and give it to her. A nice frame with pink lettering "My first panty flash!"

Seriously though, at least she has enough class to wear panties, unlike a certain McDonald's grubbing white trash bitch who no longer is allowed within 3 states of her own children.

Or a dumb rich bitch named after a hotel.

Or a Disney star turned crack whore who has her own personal rotating door at the local rehab.

Heck, class like this? I think I'm in LOVE with Hayden. "Mom, meet Hayden. The media photographed her crotch, and she was actually wearing panties at the time!" My mom would hug Hayden, welcome her to the family, and start to cry while holding on to Hayden, saying how happy she was that I managed to find a nice girl with some class.

I mean, really, in the context of Hollywood, Hayden deserves some form of award for this accomplishment. Maybe she could donate time to the less fortunate, and help Britney, Lindsey, and Paris find the local Victoria's secret and buy panties. And (gasp!) actually learn how to put them on! The challenges?

* Getting them on Paris the first time (But...but...which leg goes first?!? This is so complicated.)

* Getting them to stay on Lindsey. (No Lindsey, you must not pull them back off! LEAVE THEM ON LINDSEY!)

* Getting them to not burst into flames on Lindsey.

* Getting the grease and Frappucino stains washed out of Britney's. (You mean I hafta change these things? At least once a week?!? Aw shit...that will cut into my McDonald's time.)

(You might think I'm writing all this in the hopes of making you laugh and lifting your spirits. Nope. I just like saying Hayden and panties in the same post. Hayden. Panties. Hayden. Panties...Panties. Hayden. Wow. Now I feel really funny in my pants. I would what would happen if I put my hand down...oh! Excuse me...have to go!!!)

I'm not even remotely a fan of Hayden, but her ass is perfectly round.

Want to see flat ass? Go back to Jessica Alba's pics and see how she looks like from the side and behind.

i so wanna marry this girl. she is gorgeous and if you cant see that you must have "relieved" yourself too many times and are starting to go blind

hope she wont slip her nipples...or breasts!

hope she wont slip her nipples...or breasts!

#78,
I didn't do it until I went blind, but I did do it until I needed glasses.

She actually showed her panties about a month ago while walking her dog.

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I didn't think it was possible to be both frumpy and whorish at the same time. I was wrong.

You start to think she might be hot, albeit a little squat. Then she issues a pronouncement like this: "We must unite as a world to solve our increasing international environmental crises. We can no longer hide behind out-dated, senseless cultural traditions and lazy, bad habits that are resulting in the annihilation of our planet's resources and the extinction of our species." Budding desire evaporates forever.

Ok, I know what this site is about. But I still don´t understand peoples need to put other people down, complain about their looks etc. I just don´t get it! Do you feel good about yourselves while doing it or what is the deal? I really hope for your sake that you are nicer to people in real life and has something positive to say for a difference! It must be hard to go through life with such a negative outlook on things....I don´t envy you one bit, I just feel so sorry for most of you posting comments on here. Try to look for the good things about people instead of the negative and you´ll see how good that makes you feel!

This site is truly horrible and i should just stop visiting it! :(

(you don´t need to complain about my mistakes in my english because i´m from Sweden so naturally my language skills are not perfect...)

# 64 i got first dib thx...and stop all the nit picks you freaks..

RING ALERT!!! HALO RING ALERT!!! MILO GAVE HER THE RING!!! THEY ARE IN LOVE!!!

She’s wearing the ring since last month and nobody has notice.
Are you blind people???!!! Someone talk about that and ask them about it!!!!!!!!

Paparazzis are so useless…

They are lying and waiting for her to make a mistake and bam got ya. Pussy, tits or ass. They are stalking her ass!!

Congrats on the star on the Walk of Fame!

Overrated and overexposed.

#44 - I'm sure she does and most of that talk is probably about herself and how bitchin' she is. Thank God for the invention of the sock because I'm sure she's had quite a few dirty ones stuffed in that trap of hers.

shes not fat she is sexy ass hell. the panty shot was NICE. at least she was wearing panties!! wearing panties seems to be a little to much to ask in todays female "talent"

Dose any one know what freindship is? Friendship is fun freindship is a fried you can call and say fuck you thats a friend! Friends are real friends arnt oh we kind of nice to each other fuck no! Freinds are like your going to hang out with your home boy or home girl or whatever you can go hey dude lets go to 711
its allways opend like your mom!! haha!! AA you fucken dick you got me bitch that was good fuker!! Friends fuck with each other you know what friendshipis..
lets see um.. lets see if wemen will go to the level that men do for friendship...
Friendship for me is me hangen out with my buddie and then he sees a buatiful women across the bar and he gos and hits on her.First of all I dont go in there and fucken ask questions like you chicks allways do whos this weres he from Bitch shut the fuck up!No I stay here and wiat and unless he gives me a sigh like come on fucker help! then I run over there and help! but other than that then I leave the fucker allone and he worksand works until hes got her high enough for her to say ok ill go home with you. Then her big friend java the hut comes out of the wall mi mi mo go home we came toghether we leave toghether! and I say nooo my friend whants to get some acktion then dammit hell get it! Im doing you tonight java mi mi og.. mi mi og my ass bitch get in the car I got enough teqela to make you butiful!
TO BE COUNTINEUED....

Now laideys would you do a fat ugly slobery bitch!? NO Would you NO! Okay then shut the fuck up! I bealeve I have won that arrgument!

lol i love all the caddy women with their "she's not that pretty" or "i don't get what the big deal is" crap.

she's not like Alessandro hot or anything, she's cute and so far she's a classy chick. hopefully she doesn't go from neat to skeet like ol' pirate hooker brittney spears over there.

She is fat, but also hot! I have seen her ablums at a celeb and millionaire singles club called millionairecupid.com a couple of days ago. Seems she needs a great man for new hook ups.

i love that dress

HEY HOTTIES!!! Looks like I hit the jack pot one guy (me) and all girls!!!

Lets Party!!

OH and one more guy... but scroo him Im after you guys!!!

um.. girls not guys

Freindship for me is going to a bar and getting drunk and then I relizie that my friend is not going to remember what happend tonight tomarow so I take him out to the parking lot and beat the fuck out of him! and I call him the naxt day and say Hey fucker you fell. You ever had your friends call your bluffs!? So he said Ohya well remember when you fell 5 months ago haha! Oh you mother fucker!! Hah I got you first bitch haha!...... Fucker

YES THAT IS FRIENDSHIP!

GUYS GO ON YOUTUBE AND TYPE IN NARUTO MIND OF MENCIA!!
YOU WILL FIND WERE HE GOT THAT FROM AND IT IS ALOT FUNNYER WHEN THE OTHER GUY DOSE IT!!!

#93, #94, #101

So your imaginary friend was the one calling you Funny Guy?

Seriously, dude, you need a human friend, not meth.

103-
LOL!! ha! Damm I love a guy who can make me laugh!!

Pic 9-10. Man, I'm just achy now. I wanna hug 'er n kiss 'er, kiss 'er n hug 'er...
( http://youtube.com/watch?v=MvE9IfYew14 @2min30sec)

No joke about James, I can almost see stitches and bolts in his neck.

In the cartoon I posted above, the country wolf is chasing Britney Spears at the beginning, but the city wolf lures him away with a pic of Hayden, or maybe it's Lindsay Lohan with butt implants.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MvE9IfYew14

Poor girl has no curves at all. :(

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