Nov 29 2007Hayden Panettiere likes her coffee
Hayden Panettiere made a Starbucks run yesterday afternoon and, by the look of her jeans, all those trips to the gym are paying off. Exercise is important, which is why I start everyday lifting liquor bottles to my mouth. I don’t like to brag, but it’s a pretty rigorous routine. The payoff is these wicked biceps that can suffocate an ox and a debilitating drinking problem that has rendered me incapable of human emotion. So, who wants to go on a date with a super stud?
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1. D - November 29, 2007 9:41 AM
Won't lie...nice butt...
2. Viepr - November 29, 2007 9:43 AM
DAAAAMN !!!!
3. Bill Clinton - November 29, 2007 9:43 AM
Nice ass!
4. kettie - November 29, 2007 9:45 AM
She is so cute!! what a babe!Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebs dating club MEETRICH.COM not long before! "She is very picky about guys," according to officials of that site.
5. Mike - November 29, 2007 9:46 AM
Nice Purple Thong in the last picture. Damn it I wish I was that damn thong. I would love to be able to rub up on that fresh smooth ass crack. But best of all I would be able to rub up in that pussy, get full of that pussy juice everyday.
6. mixedmartialartvideos.com - November 29, 2007 9:52 AM
g straaaang!
7. Ooba Gooba - November 29, 2007 9:56 AM
Hey #4: Go fuck yourself, troll.
8. John - November 29, 2007 9:59 AM
Why is this chick hot again? She looks like she's 13, but with smaller tits.
9. mcbeef - November 29, 2007 10:03 AM
burger
10. Splooge - November 29, 2007 10:05 AM
Hello kind and generous Fish readers. I was hoping you could help me out. You see, I'm .. well, quite frankly I'm a fertile douche.
I'm looking to meet rich women. Does anyone know of a web site where a fertile douche such as myself can meet rich women? Thanks.
ps. Hayden = hot definitely sploogeworthy
11. deaconjones - November 29, 2007 10:09 AM
God, I would destroy this bitch in bed.
Id tie her to the bedposts for a week and make her push a buzzer for food or water and just bang her every half hour.
"Ready for round 34 sweety?"
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13. VisionT - November 29, 2007 10:20 AM
Um, her ass is huge and her shape is short and stumpy. This chick is so overrated.
14. D. Richards (Scum.) - November 29, 2007 10:24 AM
I'd use Hayden for sex, then dump her body strategically so that people would find her. To confuse bystanders and police, I would dress Hayden as Santa. And leave a one dollar coin inside of her rectum.
15. havoc - November 29, 2007 10:25 AM
Nice ass. Whoever she is......
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16. ph245 - November 29, 2007 10:25 AM
i would like to do a sex with her
17. Mike - November 29, 2007 10:26 AM
#13........Overrated maybe, but you can't say you wouldn't love to eat that pussy out, or stick have anything to do that ass and pussy. Stumpy or not, you know you would love those legs wrapped around you.
18. Ashness - November 29, 2007 10:28 AM
I think she's adorable. I hope that she never becomes stuckup and unhealthy like most of young Hollywood.
19. iburl - November 29, 2007 10:29 AM
BBOOOOOORRRRING. But not as quease-inducing as the pregnant, nude Christina pix.
20. Nefarious Crotch Kicker - November 29, 2007 10:35 AM
Fish, if your hard on was any bigger for this chick, you couldn't get your arms around it to type these posts. Jesus! We get it. You're attracted to young men.
21. Yuck - November 29, 2007 10:42 AM
What's up with her blow-out thighs? Gross. Fatty needs to lose a few (pounds, that is).
22. Ascil - November 29, 2007 10:45 AM
FAT
23. Big - November 29, 2007 10:45 AM
That ass is fries and slaw Deluxxxxx
24. cowgirl - November 29, 2007 10:45 AM
"she likes her coffee" dark....and her men the same way? Okay. Its early. I'm just getting warmed up.
#13---Don't knock the short peop's! Her butt might look bigger cuz of the pockets. Girls--don't wear jeans with small pockets if you want to minimize your bodacious curves!
25. babyglyniss - November 29, 2007 10:46 AM
isnt her thigh fat? okay fleshy.
26. Jimbo - November 29, 2007 10:49 AM
That's a lucky picture for her because for some reason she doesn't look like a chunky midget. She does in the rest of them. She's not Jennifer Love Hewitt fat, but she's still fat.
27. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl - November 29, 2007 10:49 AM
#25, those are tapered jeans and emphasize the thighs and toosh. Unfortunately, today's style trends will make any woman's butt and thighs look bigger (even coke addict models).
28. FACE - November 29, 2007 10:50 AM
nothing fat about this peice of white ass - anyone saying that is a complete trendy anorexic asshole
29. Mike - November 29, 2007 10:51 AM
#20........shut the fuck up......she is no way looks like a man.....you are just fuckin jealous of how she looks.
#21 and #22, you two are the two stupidest fucks I have ever seen, if you think she is fat, you are fuckin blind. What do you want a bitch that looks like Angelina Jolie all fuckin bones? Sick. Women with some meat are good.
30. Mike - November 29, 2007 10:52 AM
Jimbo, you call that fat? I don't know what the fuck you guys think is not fat.
31. hmmmmmmmm - November 29, 2007 10:57 AM
to people calling her fat:
only her arms are fat.
if she she was just like 2 or 3 inches taller, and had a reg sized head, and less sausage like arms i would be into this.
32. cowgirl can't resist - November 29, 2007 11:01 AM
Yes, hmmmmmmm, I bet you would like a couple more inches.
33. michelle - November 29, 2007 11:01 AM
she's ok... the face isn't too good... the body is about a C... she is getting there, though. the body was about a D a few weeks ago.
34. Nefarious Crotch Kicker - November 29, 2007 11:03 AM
Mike, I know you suck dick. It's your life, do what you want. This bitch does not deserve your fierce defense. And yes, I'm a little jealous because she's wearing the outfit I had picked out for my date with the captian of the football team tomorrow night, but that doesn't change the fact that she's built like a young man.
35. Scooby Doo - November 29, 2007 11:19 AM
Since beauty is in the eye of the beholder, my eyes say that she is one hot chick. I'd definitely add her to my repertoire.
36. steve - November 29, 2007 11:30 AM
It's the love of the new with you people. She's cute, but her body isn't that great, and in a year you'll all turn on her and be talking about how dumpy she is.
37. Jericho - November 29, 2007 11:31 AM
She needs a boob job.
38. Fit and Happy - November 29, 2007 11:36 AM
Poor little tit young lady. My daughter is petite and 11 years old and has bigger boobs ha!
39. joeypants - November 29, 2007 11:39 AM
#13... thank you. She's stumpy. You shouldn't be stumpy at 18 years old. Because she's on TV people automatically think she's hot. I guess if you've never gotten a decent piece of ass in your life, you think anything looks good. Seriously, get over her people...
40. joeypants - November 29, 2007 11:39 AM
#13... thank you. She's stumpy. You shouldn't be stumpy at 18 years old. Because she's on TV people automatically think she's hot. I guess if you've never gotten a decent piece of ass in your life, you think anything looks good...
41. Realist - November 29, 2007 11:43 AM
Hayden's cute. She doesn't have the best body in the world. But it's solid. And I'm quite sure the people talking about nice pieces of assess are having fun with their right hand. It's true. Hands are lean-not much fat on them suckers. Tough standard to live up to.
42. Alexandra - November 29, 2007 11:55 AM
I wonder how long until she gets a boob job. You know Hef is eyeing this one.
43. Cowgirl - November 29, 2007 11:56 AM
thank you and LOL #41, "hands are lean!" ---I was going to say something similar about their "goldmembers" being very thin as well.
44. steve - November 29, 2007 11:56 AM
Actually, #41, you're wrong. I'm having fun with my left hand.
45. Training Bras are not hot - November 29, 2007 11:57 AM
Seriously she's like 12
46. Flipper - November 29, 2007 11:59 AM
#42---She is WAY to busy saving us to sell out for boobs. Although, they might help her float past the Japs!
47. stephiphany - November 29, 2007 12:06 PM
Yep. Still boring and plain.
48. Bagel - November 29, 2007 12:14 PM
#47---Are you referring to me? Do I look "plain" to you? Am I a boring? Am I bland to you?
49. really? - November 29, 2007 12:19 PM
#41, and all the others who make very similar comments all the time: how do you know this? "I'm quite sure the people talking about nice pieces of assess are having fun with their right hand." How do you know that people who comment here are not having sex with good-looking people? Just by random odds, there are bound to be some people hooking up with girls with hotter bodies than Hayden, who's oddly put together - simply having all your body parts in correct proportion would be a start. People are fawning over her because of a basic confusion of the person with the role she plays and the show she's in. Not many girls her age have roles on break-out hit TV shows. Plenty of girls her age are better looking.
50. Shallow Val - November 29, 2007 12:30 PM
Even tho she's a midget, NICE coolie! That's what gymnastics and horseback riding do for you.
51. Tapeworm - November 29, 2007 12:30 PM
Looks like Hayden likes her coffee, er, I mean GROCERIES. What a lard ass.
52. Jroc - November 29, 2007 12:49 PM
I would soooo...drink her bath water!!
53. scrappy - November 29, 2007 12:52 PM
wow. that's the kind of thing you like to see when you walk into starbucks. a girl with a great ass standing right in front of you. yeah, i'd break my piece off in that thing. *shudder*
54. Hayden - November 29, 2007 1:09 PM
"yeah, i'd break my piece off in that thing." So, like a very thin, weak pencil? Impressive. Call me.
55. veggi - November 29, 2007 1:10 PM
Dammit, that midget just floated back on top. Somebody put some weights in her shoes.
56. shallow val - November 29, 2007 1:12 PM
52 - nothing personal to you but, the bathwater phrase is soooooo, STP 10 years ago.
57. Jimbo - November 29, 2007 1:16 PM
Mike, That was my troll. She is not fat and that is a nice ass..
58. EveryonePoops - November 29, 2007 1:19 PM
Damn! I wanna get up in them guts!
59. veggi - November 29, 2007 1:21 PM
Hey Jimbo! My troll somehow is still breathing too (55)..
As for Hayden..... yeah yeah, she's on heros and there's her butt...blah blah blah.. But her coffee made me realize it's time caffeine (vodka) up!..
60. Harry - November 29, 2007 1:23 PM
As Al Pacino said in "Heat": GREAT ASS!
The main reason I love living in L.A. is seeing chicks who look this banging every day, esp. when the weather is 75 degrees 4 weeks before Christmas.
61. ZZ - November 29, 2007 1:29 PM
You guys are disgusting.
She's what...17? That's not legal or anything. Blech.
62. Cowgirl - November 29, 2007 1:33 PM
#61, Should she "borrow" Brit's new undies then? Ewwwe! Now that is blech!
63. Sam Hain - November 29, 2007 1:42 PM
Well her ass makes up for her lack of tits (or at least. tit-job).
Not bad for 14.
64. Jimbo - November 29, 2007 1:43 PM
I like da butt. I wyk it a wot.
65. Realist - November 29, 2007 1:45 PM
# 49-because if people were really having good sex, with hot women, they wouldn't be so quick to trash. I've had sex with girls with better bodies than Hayden too. But Hayden has a nice body. It's just not great. People who so overly critical are clearly talking out their ass and they can get away with it since it's an anonymous internet forum. It's even more apparent when it's not Hayden. Yeah, Hayden's cute but has some figure flaws. But people here will bash women with some of the best bodies in world and say they're not hot. It's ridiculous.
66. BodaciousBooty - November 29, 2007 1:47 PM
Hayden's been listening and she's lost her baby fat. I'd let her slap me silly if she'd sit on me. Awesome.
67. . - November 29, 2007 1:48 PM
why does she even bother wearing a bra? she she dress more like her Co-star Ali Larter, she never wears a bra. why wear a bra when you are flat chested?
68. Jimbo - November 29, 2007 1:49 PM
Hey veggi our trolls are busy this morning. If you are pooring, poor me a shot too..
69. Robin Claire - November 29, 2007 1:49 PM
Gotta admit, I'm a little jealous.
70. Realist Jackass - November 29, 2007 1:49 PM
65- when you say "I've had sex with girls with better bodies", do you mean that rabbit's foot you rub on your penis every night? loser.
71. Travel With Me - November 29, 2007 1:49 PM
i still don't get the hotness factor entirely. she's alright...but no one to rave about.
72. Fit & Happy - November 29, 2007 1:52 PM
She does not need a boob job; just a better bra. Usually women that are flat chested have nice butts and legs to make up for lack of boobs; that is if they take care of themselves and prevent the spread.
73. cowgirl - November 29, 2007 1:52 PM
Awe come on. If she was naked in front of any guy, his boner would spill HER coffee!
74. LayDeeBug - November 29, 2007 1:54 PM
Her surname is so long...she should have just changed it to Baker, you know?
75. ph7 - November 29, 2007 2:03 PM
I like it better when she is pictured next to normal sized people, because that makes you realize you have been lusting over a midget.
76. veggi - November 29, 2007 2:06 PM
Indiana Jones was voted Best Hero in movies..... hint hint.... can we talk about Harrison please!!!
ahem, NEXT!..
77. lentista - November 29, 2007 2:20 PM
this is fucking jail bait..... dont ever put picz up of jail bait....
78. pissy skank - November 29, 2007 2:53 PM
Must be a slow news day, because WHO CARES!
79. FRIST!!! - November 29, 2007 3:04 PM
I don't think she's "hot", I think she's really cute. And pretty. She does need a better bra, sometimes, but that's not hard to find.
Hey, superfish dude? You sound like my kind of man!!!..
80. Realist - November 29, 2007 3:04 PM
And Hayden has nice tits. They probably stay where they're supposed to when the bra comes off.
81. PunkA - November 29, 2007 3:05 PM
She needs to go back to riding Zebras for a living. Porno style.
82. dr phil - November 29, 2007 3:12 PM
It's odd but reassuring - to patients - that people are finding this girl attractive. She looks like a misshapen low birthweight preemie, with the big head, moon-face, and arms and legs that don't fit. This is perhaps the healthiest genre of fetish.
83. zz - November 29, 2007 3:25 PM
she better have gotten off her fucking phone before she drove away, nothing makes me more mad than seeing someone driving while on the phone, AND drinking coffee. Holy hell Hayden, you're an accident waiting to happen. Who is SO important you can't wait until you get home?
AND on the phone while ordering. RUDE.
This girl is a fucktard. A little girl prancing around, playing grown up. UGH.
84. EuroNeckPain - November 29, 2007 3:34 PM
Hmm... Short legs, like Britney. She should wear heels. Oh, but she already HAS heels.
85. Ript1&0 - November 29, 2007 3:45 PM
I'm so confused right now.
86. holla@meh - November 29, 2007 3:45 PM
#83. you need a life. yes, i strongly suggest you get a life, either that, or consider suicide. immediately. k. thanks.
87. Lady Zombie - November 29, 2007 4:15 PM
Awwww! She's got a cute 'lil butt.
88. Ally - November 29, 2007 4:36 PM
There is nothing wrong with her body. She's just a kid; wait until she hits her mid-20s to judge her. Britney was smoking hot at 17 and look at her now. Only time will tell. And also, anyone who thinks Hayden's disgusting-looking needs to go back a few posts and check out the hideousness that is Jennifer Love Hewitt. Those images are going to haunt me for a few years, at least.
89. shit man - November 29, 2007 4:56 PM
are you fucking serious, fat? its muscle, that what happens when girls excersice as much as she does. what do you expect when you go to the gym? no meat on your bones. if you want her to be stick then tell her to stop working out.
90. FagHag - November 29, 2007 5:17 PM
#38:
Your 11 year old daughter is an obese piece of shit if she has bigger tits that this girl.
Stop being such a horrible mom, get off your fat ass and stop feeding your piggy little daughter so many goddamn cookies.
91. - November 29, 2007 5:20 PM
Hahaha, Superfish you're sad.
'The trips to the gym are paying off?' muahahaha, where?
This 4'9'' stubby ridiculous pre-teenager dressed as a woman or like 'when a 5 year old puts on mommy's lipstick and heels and pretends she's a big girl' looking teen gnome has no booty, no boobies, no hips and a waist almost bigger than her hips. On the face she isn't pretty, she may well be an elf, she looks like every other teenage girl walking around, no better.
She's just a weird fetish of your Superfish.
She truly looks stubby and ridiculous, she looks like a pre-teen dressed in big girl's clothes, like trying to look like a celebrity but looking like a child with momma's lipstick and heels on. She should learn what style is and find clothes appropiate for herself and which won't make her look ridiculous.
You say she's 18 but she looks 13 or 14.
Get over this stubby gnome Superfish, I'm getting so freaking tired of seeing her elf face so much on this website.
92. MassGrrl - November 29, 2007 5:33 PM
I want to do nasty things to her. For about four hours straight.
93. Chelsey - November 29, 2007 6:03 PM
shes deffinatly had a nose job i was looking at pictures or her a few years ago and her nose loose different.
94. jack-in-the-green - November 29, 2007 6:13 PM
i really could give a shit about this little whore, manufactured and sold-out by her parents to hollywood, but these photos are really good. i think this is the best she's ever looked. keep in mind she's 4'11", looks 12, and like scarlett johanssen, she has a deeply mannish, butch-like voice.
all in a day's work.
95. Eddy - November 29, 2007 7:17 PM
honestly...
how tall is she?
she looks like she's maybe 5'3"
if she then she's pretty much a physical copy of my ex.
so yes...
i totally dig this chick...regardless of how tall she is :p
96. Asstastic - November 29, 2007 7:47 PM
I have to admit I'm more into tits, but DAMN. Instant boner.
97. Celynna - November 29, 2007 8:07 PM
She needs to wear some pants that fit her. she has very short legs and a waaay long torso.
98. lotc - November 29, 2007 9:19 PM
She legal yet or what?
Damn!! That´s some nice jail bait ass!!!
99. jacknasty - November 29, 2007 9:32 PM
her ass is my heroe
100. jwizzle - November 29, 2007 9:51 PM
monster zit on her chin. no makeup covering that mountain...
101. gerard Vandenberg - November 29, 2007 11:59 PM
We're just curious how and where do you SHIT with such an ASS!!
102. whatever - November 30, 2007 12:46 AM
NICE ASS!
I would love to bend her over my table and enjoy a piece of that pussy, doggy style!
103. galatea456789 - November 30, 2007 12:58 AM
she is cute and lovely. her profile on a celebrities site sugarcupid.com is also very popular.
104. Derek - November 30, 2007 2:33 AM
THONG!
Great job, Hayden! You're making entire generations of twenty and thirtysomethings feel like dirty, old men. Keep up the good work!
105. Dona - November 30, 2007 5:09 AM
Hayden is lovable :)
106. smart one - November 30, 2007 9:04 AM
This is definitely a skinny girl, probably looks 20 lbs skinnier in person. You would be surprised how small these celebrities are in person.
STOP CALLING HER FAT BECAUSE HER THIGHS ARE BIGGER THAN HER CALVES! If she was a skeleton, her thighs will still be bigger than her calves. You all make me mad.
107. lizzie - November 30, 2007 9:07 AM
She reminds me of a young Portia de Rossi. They were both on "Ally McBeal" about ... 10 years ago.
108. suze - November 30, 2007 9:46 AM
best quote ever? "let's go drink until we can't feel feelings anymore" (family guy)
109. Lys - November 30, 2007 3:48 PM
NO FUCKING TITS
110. Lys - November 30, 2007 3:50 PM
I thought looking like a woman was all about having hips, and a waist and some boobs. Yes her face is cute. But she looks like a 12 years old boy with man boobs. Gross.
111. Kimberly - December 1, 2007 1:48 AM
Her body's pretty average.
112. Dave - December 3, 2007 4:47 AM
Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebrity dating club (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger) last week! "She is very picky about guys," according to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches or she won't date them!" Maybe she is indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things?
113. shazamm - December 3, 2007 7:42 AM
I can't believe any of you are seriously calling her "fat" or saying she should get bigger boobs. Christ, it's so depressing the extent to which anorexic, plastic-surgerized Hollywood has corrupted our minds. I suppose you either have to be Keira Knightley thin, or have Pam Anderson tits to be considered having a "good body" eh? You people are morons. Hayden looks fantastic- fit, trim, svelte, healthy. It's like we've forgotten what real women look like anymore (not that Hayden looks average by any means- she still has an incredible Hollywood body, just not anorexic or silicone!). Leave the poor girl alone, she looks great and you know you would do her in a new york minute!
114. MNPundit - December 5, 2007 11:10 AM
It nice, but I liked her better before.
A little Rounder is better.
115. fhf - December 7, 2007 5:39 AM
nature
116. fhf - December 7, 2007 5:40 AM
nature
117. lucy - December 7, 2007 5:40 AM
not too bad
118. rose - December 7, 2007 5:46 AM
everyone has right to choose his partner, each has his own taste . guys ,tell you a wonderful world for date ,maybe you can find yours.
119. edward - December 8, 2007 11:24 PM
if i am not mistaken i just heard someone said on Yahoo
group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.. you know the
site is rich women seeking young cute men site, you know sugar mommy and
sugar baby... omg if it is true!
120. Erica - December 14, 2007 6:52 PM
She's acually pretty fat! Ya know.?
and I am... I am fed up of the littel exuses that she has for it to ya know.
Oh Im not fat...... Im huskey
Ya yayayaya.
Im porley..
yayayyayaya...
Im stout.....
oh okokok...
Im big bonded...
YOU'ER BIG ASSED OK!!!
DINASORS ARE BIG BONED!!
PUT THE FORK DOWN!!!!!!!!