Nov 15 2007Fabio claims he put Clooney in his place

i love fabio. he should have killed that smug diva clooney.

on the cards tonight for fabio..some hayden pie

frist???????????????????

Oh shit, that's hilarious!

What a pair of total asses.

3rd!

a little handsy with the young ladies fabio! i love how it seems like these two chicks are taking a picture with him as a dare.

fuck you get naked....

i shall be frist in life

LOL, why do women think that caveman looking fool is hot?

Look at him? He looks like Iggy Pop's long lost brother!

looooool

great last phrase...Neo

Clooney /Fabio for 08 ! ! !

i believe fabio's story.
george is a conceited bitch, who treats fans like shit.
fabio is 6'3 and has a huge hard body.
george is a wimpy 5'9 and not much of an athlete really.
fabio could have crushed him.

I'm disappointed! hayden and kristen look so uncomfortable, i thought for sure you would have some insanely hilarious witty banter to go with those pictures.

it looks like fabio has let these bitches know by his firm grip that they'll be going home with him tonight.

LOL:

This is sort of like a comeback for him

GROSSSS!!! He's so NASTY!!! He looks like Skelator, his eyes are sunken in, and I'm pretty sure he has skin cancer. Bigfoot.

I wish Clooney would just get over himself the self-righteous, pompous diva. I wish this old geezer looking mofo were one tenth as good looking as he thinks he is.

george clooney is a whiney little bitch and his GF is fugy. I wish Fabio would have crushed him under his giant thumb.

He's lucky. First those Geico commercials, and now a show on ABC.

wikipedia says he was born in 1949. if that is true he looks great.
http://www.amazon.com/Viking-Fabio/dp/0380770482/ref=pd_sim_b
and he is an accomplished author. i kinda want to hit up barnes & noble and check out some of his work.

wikipedia says he was born in 1949. if that is true he looks great.
http://www.amazon.com/Viking-Fabio/dp/0380770482/ref=pd_sim_b
and he is an accomplished author. i kinda want to hit up barnes & noble and check out some of his work.

Wow, if that story is true then George Clooney is a real jerk off. And Fabio is noble for being protective of the women with him. But overall, I can't help feeling the way I've always felt...George Clooney is a tool and Fabio is a douchebag. Or wait, is it the other way around? Either way, cut your hair already Fabio, come on, its 2007...even Michael Bolton cut his off. You are not a white knight. And Clooney totally needs to get over himself. Paints a funny picture though of him running out of a restaurant with Fabio chasing him.

Fabio is great. :)

"I crush you hard my manly arms and throw over you my muscular back and leave George Clooney with no womens!"

I hope they settle this with machine guns.

Well Renee, it would just look weird if he cut his hair, that's part of his look. Plus its starting to swing back around to the long hair look, at least from what I see of the teenagers around here.

Clooney is an Oscar winning Actor as well as a Director/Scriptwriter and has built a career over the years as opposed to Fagio who got by on his looks and is remembered for nothing other than being beefcake.

Hayden and Kirsten have a "Who the fuck is this douche" look on their faces.

Fabio is awesome, but man, I get sad looking at him age. I swear, aging has to be the cruelest thing to ever happen to humankind.

Why must we all end up as helpless, wrinkled smelly hags and hideous senile men? :(

I smell vinegar and water. It must be Fabio..the fucking douchebag. He's holding on to those chics like they are what's left of his career.

Clooney is arrogant. Fabio is simple minded. Combine them and you get Fabiney or is it Cloonio. I forget. Where's the Bourbon.

While I'm sure George Clooney may have been a bit of a 'diva' in this situation, Fabio's probably thanking his lucky stars that the media is giving him a smidgen of attention, considering he hasn't done much with his life aside from pose for romance novel covers and hawk a butter substitute.

Fabio is such a cheesy loser, and will NEVER, EVER be as successful as Clooney. Fabio's also a fugly bastard, and Clooney's a sexy beast.

george is short and old. fabio is tall and old. what's the point i'm trying to make here? that britney is more interesting than these old wrinkled ball-sacks.

P.S. Hayden looks like she's REALLY happy to be posing with Fabio. She's about to burst out into laughter.

hayden has a stupid fat head

So... Is the girl in pick 2 the same girl on your header of 'superficial.com????

I don't have a problem with Fabio. He seems cool enough. And he rides dirbikes so that gives him street credibility. Once, I saw Fabio two a triple backflip on a CR-250. Amazing! It would have cool if Fabs man-handled Clooney-fag in to the fetal position and fucked him from the side in front of the entire restaurant. I don't think Fabs is gay at all. He would fuck Clooney like straight men fuck in prison. Just to let him know who's boss. Alpha.

Goose to the face!! hahahahahaha

When did Fabio start looking like Herman Munster?

YES!!!! YES!!!! Fabio is awesome!! Love how he defended the ladies, ooooo, that's so strong and manly and protective. Hell yes. Look at his hands, they're so huge... He can defend my ass any day.

HAYDEN: Oh my god...oh my god...oh my god...oh my god...oh my god...please don't let this shit be catching...

KRISTEN: (whispering) ....shhh, Hayden ...find a happy place ...smile, something... you're an actress, damnit.

HAYDEN: I was downing saki shots all morning to have the nerve to get into that water! And now I come home just to catch death by D-List!

yeah, but atleast fabio never did a commercial for Budweiser....

f-ing gross.

Eh, they're both kinda idiots. Fabio didn't wrestle a tiger or run into a burning building, he yelled at another guy in a restaurant. As for Clooney, maybe the best way to convince people you want to be left alone to just do your thing is to NOT help cause a scene in a restaurant. Just sayin'. I'd rather look at Clooney than Fabio (Fabio kinda looks like a chick in my office, and that's not compliment to either one of them), but douchebaggery is douchebaggery. To be avoided.

PEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!

God damn, LET ME SPLAIN how HOLLYWOOD REALLY works...

George (and his people) DON'T ALLOW FABIO's ... HAS BEENS...
get near them. NOT for a second...

AND WHY?

FABIO IS THE MALE CHYNA... they leach for every photo on sites like this...

DON'T Believe me? LOOK AT THIS FUGGIN STORY!

George is the best Box Office gamble in 40 years in motion pictures.
Period.

And if YOU don't KNOW that...
if you ARGUE that... you know nothing in Hollywood.

Jesus 40 take some medicine or speak fucking English.

Secondly, Fabio is awesome. Never paid much attention to him before this (although if you check the previous post you will see that I bet $50 on him against Georgee) - tough guys sell butter, wusses make good night and good luck.

I love the looks of pure terror on the girls faces.

Hayden Panettiere looks so awkward and uncomfortable with Fabio. She must be feeling a poke down there...

bull fucking shit!

GC is a bore who dates common women as beards. He and Fabio probably were having a sword fight in the bathroom and this was just part of their role-playing. ACTORS 99.9% of the time = I'm Gay Gay Gay! Clooney, owns a f'g pig (probably likes the creepy squeal - ewwww!), and is the ultimate "confirmed bachelor." Hahahahahaha! Sure George, we buy it.....just like Liberace....
George: Shhhh....Lance Bass is FREE! Go 4 it!

@ Fabio

Great publicity stunt you big nasty fuck. It's one thing to stand up for the ladies because it's the right thing to do, and it's another thing to do it just so you can go and brag about later to try and jumpstart your sad career.

.....Why is Hayden Panawhatever dressed like she is about to do a weather report in Chicago? Anyone?

.....Why is Hayden Panawhatever dressed like she is about to do a weather report in Chicago? Anyone?

pfffffft Fabio trumps Clooney.

Fabio can do silly adds for a stupid butter commercial which he did after it was discovered he modeled for romance novels. He DOES not take himself seriously. When he's been on Conan he makes fun of himself. He has found a niche and he rocks it.

George Clooney plays the same character in every film. WOO.talent. George was just embarrassed that he was put in his place in front of his woman. So he had to be a big shot.

How is this jump starting a career when this was spur of the moment?? He was illustrating how George was weak because instead of attacking Fabio he attacked the ladies.

yeah, SO self serving.

She is so beautiful. Her nude profile and some of her nude photos were found on a nudist date site named http://www.nudistonly.com . I am curious why she was there ? Is she a nudist ? Anyone knows ?

Hope those pix were taken after Hayden's 18th birthday.

George's mansion in Italy is called Villa Oleandra. Fabio is an Italian actor who did ads for "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter." Cosmic convergence? Perhaps grounds for resolving this girly spat, over a decanter of chianti?

Fabio's 58?
Jeezus!
Stinky old man peen totes grey & wrinkly!!!! Yech!!!!!!!

she is one stiff hemale
looosen up

#25...moose hunter

cuz in the beginning you get to be a Prick,
now you just amuse your grandchildren

i think the man is not good looking, but the girls he hugs are so happy and they are very beautiful, am i right. is he has something special? maybe that is why he is so popular on a dating site called sugarcupid.com.

#48: Because the weather in LA dipped to a frigid 59 last weekend.

Ok, so Fabio would have done exactly the same thing I would have done if Clooney was acting like a dick... I'm 6'5 and weigh well more than enough to take Clooney to the dumpster like a little freshman if I wanted to... If I was him and someone Fabio's size was coming after my ass, I'd run too.

As far as you all saying the girls ( Hayden and Kirsten ) were "acting" when their pics were taken with him... I don't think so. Their smiles are genuine. You can only act so well.

Fabio may have made his career on his good looks... but, how many can say they didn't in Hollywood? Gimme a break. Looks are the most important thing in our society. Don't even try to say they aren't. People in the public eye are judged on every little aspect of how they appear in life. As an example... Britney Spears gains or loses a pound, it's public news the next day. Don't even play... The criticism that girl endures is more pressure than most people can deal with or even would want to deal with.

Another thing... Fabio hasn't been in anything latey... Well, take a look at how old and haggard he looks now... pretty much explains it, doesn't it?

He still is in great physical shape... well more than enough to mop the floor with someone like Clooney, that's for sure.

Clooney has been overrated in my opinion. His acting style is poor. He has all these physical ticks of his that are pronounced in his on screen characters as well. His little head movements and other little quarks are in all his characters that I've seen him portray.

You see someone like Johnny Depp play significantly different roles and he controls himself to the point he becomes that character. His own personal quarks and thoughts are put aside and he becomes the character he is portraying in his roles. Clooney doesn't seem to be able to do this, making him a so-so actor in my opinion.

Fabio may have done very little in his career (according to some of you), but he made the best of what he was given and didn't become a little 'diva' boy, like Clooney.

Did you notice how hairy Fabio's knuckles are? Well, you know what they say about big fingers in relation to something else? I wonder if hairy knuckles relate too? And ... you that are calling Fabio "old"..... well, we all get there eventually. At least I hope we do! "OLD" is good :)

I used to think Clooney looked pretty good until I saw him in person and realized I was taller, and I'm not exactly tall enough to be a model.

I figure his eyes might be sunk because he's like 48 yrs old and not 35% blubber.

40. "George is the best Box Office gamble in 40 years in motion pictures"

You know it. That smarmy b grade TV doo-doo has probably made almost 1/1000th the money Harrison Ford has with his string of stink bombs like "The Peacemaker" and...I can't even recall any more. Oh, Oceans Crapteen made significant money for some reason. I agree with 49. Clooney plays one character.

Fabio seems to have fun with his image and laugh at himself. Like those "Nationwide-Life Come At You Fast" commercials I've been seeing in the past year.
Watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UcLgyavhmc

Clooney seems insecure and thinks making jokes about people with Alzheimer's Disease is funny.

I love Fabio. In all the interviews I've seen of him he's been charming, witty, and totally self-deprecating.
Growing up, his siblings called him the "Nazi experiment." Heh.

Actually Fabio was doing a charity lunch for widows of 9/11 when Clooney went off, apparently insulting the womens wieght. Fuck I hate that smug assclown. Fuck off and die already GEORGE and the rest of your know it all, liberal fucktard friends.

That's right Georgy boy, your gig is up and you still think you're relevant. Even Faggio is more relevant than you, at least he seems like a real person instead of some washed up sitcom actor who was afforded the opportunity to make films because of his liberal bullshit politics. They only people who like you are echo-chamber hollywood tools who kid themselves into deciding that they are the big trendsetters and america cares about them. I'm talking about basically the whole lot of craptors who 'starred' in the craptacular Ocean's films plus Pitt, Jolie, julia Roberts, the Gyllenhall siblings, Reese Witherspoon and basically the entire list of left wing hollywierd traitors can all fuck off and suffer poor ticket sales as the country sees through your transparent shells.

I believe Hayden and Kristen obviously irritated...

Oh I finally get it! The writer/poster of this site is GAY!!! That's what's with all the chauvinistic boobs and ass comments...he's poorly trying to convince us that's he's not gay. It's ok little guy, we accept your gayness!

fabio is fabio.... and george clooney was in "the return of the killer tomatoes"
I rest my case.

I used to like George Clooney when he was younger. But after all of that stupid multiple Ocean's 11 tripe, and his creepily, almost homosexual relationships with the co-actors (yeh, you know who I mean) and his megliomaniac political views, I got over over him pretty fast. I wish Fabio would have crushed him like a roach. Fabio showed much more class, whatever his background. Not to mention that Georgie is only a Harley wanabee...yes, accidents happen, but if he wasn't so worried about everyone watching him, he may have been able to keep his girlfriend safe from harm!

#24 what's the big deal about being an acadamy award winning actor ? You basiclly win an award for putting on makeup,dressing up in a costume and playing pretend -give me a break. there are so many other people in this world who deserve the accolades that clooney keeps lapping up. oh yes Darfur-but does he really spend the time or the money to try and make a difference when he's not in the spotlight??It seems he spends an boatload of money on movies edifying himself as an actor or director-give me a break

Fabio is full of shit. Clooney wouldn't have to be scared...unlike Fabio, Clooney still is a current star, and could afford to get a group of ninja midgets to kick fabio's ass.

LoL ninja midgets! Tell me you wouldn't wanna see that!

Wow. Fabio is really close to looking like the "ancient Fabio" from that Nationwide commercial.

Well he's almost 60 years old and could still kick Clooney's ass. Plus he would rip those two munchkin chicks in half with his kong dong. GO FABIO GO!

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Clooney is gay and hides behind all his dating sluts. Clooney is the ultimate scumbag and treats women like garbage insiders say.

Clooney is a fag in the closet and an arrogant doucebag phoney. He would lie his ass off to look good. Nobody I know likes him. Who the hell is voting for him on those assinine magazine covers???

Clooney is a nasty person who cares about nobody but himself. He jumps on the latest charity causes to just look good. He is a self absorbed narcissist prick.

Hate Clooneyass. He's a phoney and a bad actor who's so full of himself. Someone beat the shit out of him please. Fabio should be popular just because he is a nice human being and a decent person.

George is not a human being. He's an arrogant fucktard and needs to be pushed off a cliff. Let's boycott the clown's movies!!!!

FUCK GEORGE COKEHEAD!!! LET'S SEND HIM AWAY TO EUROPE IN A BOX ONE WAY.

ugh George again. he is a fucking monster and has zero qualities as a decent human being. what's it going to take for him to stay in Italy for good?