Nov 13 2007Elisha Cuthbert gets a haircut
Elisha Cuthbert and her new hairdo were spotted at Hyde last night. I have to say this style looks way better on her than it does on Tom Cruise. See what I did there? I’m like a word assassin. You never know where I'm coming from. I am curious though, when Elisha went to the hairstylist did she ask to look like Ricky Schroeder? Only, you know, less feminine? Because mission accomplished.
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Reader Comments
1. duh - November 13, 2007 5:31 PM
That's one homely looking bitch. Sick.
2. asdf - November 13, 2007 5:31 PM
f1st lol
3. aja - November 13, 2007 5:31 PM
Big Mistake
4. SippinDaSizzurp - November 13, 2007 5:31 PM
Who is that dude? Is that the Chixy Dicks girl?
5. RENEE Z... - November 13, 2007 5:31 PM
Oh wow...not good. Its the Ricker! (so right on with that hilarious comment fish guy!)
6. RENEE Z... - November 13, 2007 5:33 PM
I guess she didn't get the memo that you need to have "delicate" features to pull off a hairstyle like that; otherwise you just end up looking like a dude...and she looka lika man....big time.
7. RENEE Z... - November 13, 2007 5:34 PM
Imagine if she didn't even have makeup on...yowza. Okay, I need to stop being a posting whore already...I'll shut it now....just bored...
8. Chick Crack - November 13, 2007 5:34 PM
For the love of all that is good and hot, what the F happened to her!?!? Did she turn into a bull dyke?
9. SippinDaSizzurp - November 13, 2007 5:34 PM
By the way, what's up with Kanye West's momma dying of plastic surgery, the doctor had 2 DUI's and 2 settled malpractice suits. Sounds like the Wests' got a bargain.
10. SippinDaSizzurp - November 13, 2007 5:35 PM
Too soon?
11. CC - November 13, 2007 5:41 PM
Calm down, short hair works on some women......not Elisha Cuthbert, but SOME women.
She looks like she's auditioning for a One Day At A Time remake.
12. F - November 13, 2007 5:43 PM
Another entrant into the Keri Russell club of BIG mistakes.
13. Travel With Me - November 13, 2007 5:44 PM
It's funny how hair can change a person's look completely. Remember when Demi Moore shaved her head for GI Jane? Crazy...
14. Donkey Ass - November 13, 2007 5:49 PM
That must be for a movie. She looks like crap...
15. Pedro McChang - November 13, 2007 5:52 PM
Who's the blond guy in the picture?
16. P911GT10C - November 13, 2007 5:52 PM
This is ok, now that she's done it and it looks this bad, she'll never do it again.
#2, I'm disappointed.
17. blpressure - November 13, 2007 5:54 PM
It's Marcy from Married With Children!
18. KC - November 13, 2007 5:54 PM
Looks like shit. #12 is spot on.
19. em - November 13, 2007 5:58 PM
#9 and 10
i really don't feel sympathy...i mean, we were probably paying for the surgery anyways.
kayne would be my definiton of ghetto
and what's with all these black rappers being so tight with their mom's?
i love my mom and we are best friends, but do these ghetto bastards EVER have fathers?
20. FRIST!!! - November 13, 2007 5:58 PM
Who's that guy?
21. Mal Reynolds - November 13, 2007 6:14 PM
Helen Slater did it better in "The Legend of Billie Jean"
Love is a battle field....
We are strong! No one can tell us we're wrong......
22. HAIR DEAD - November 13, 2007 6:15 PM
SHIT HAIRCUT. She looks like a boy.
SHIT CLOTHES. They are hiding her nice big tits.
I am no longer erectish for her.
23. Feckless - November 13, 2007 6:15 PM
Hotter than ever. She is fine from head to toes.
24. crazyguy#3 - November 13, 2007 6:28 PM
not a good look,
I bet her agent is calculating how much $ this'll cost them.
25. CelebrityFanChat Raph - November 13, 2007 6:58 PM
Bad haircut.
26. wasku - November 13, 2007 7:08 PM
WOW BOYISH.... No longer in love with her
27. BunnyButt - November 13, 2007 8:01 PM
Wow, Jon Voight's plastic surgery is spectacular! Who's his surgeon? Genius! Pure Genius!
28. Starbucks - November 13, 2007 8:03 PM
He's kind of cute.
29. CruisingForCock - November 13, 2007 8:21 PM
Take off your top!!!
Take off your top!!!
Take off your top!!!
I may be a lesbian.
30. Dave - November 13, 2007 8:45 PM
She is cute and sexy! She looks beautiful in that black dress! It seems she has a major crush on mature wealthy men! Her profile was found on millionaire dating site (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger) last week! Good luck to her search!
31. A - November 13, 2007 9:11 PM
she looked good in the girl next door, but now she's a mess
32. Miguelito - November 13, 2007 9:52 PM
This is the girl from The Girl Next Door? She's gone from peter-sucking to Peter Pan.
Second star on the right, straight on 'til boring.
33. 23apples - November 13, 2007 10:11 PM
WHY
34. free lily - November 13, 2007 10:34 PM
marcy darcy anyone?
35. Justin - November 13, 2007 10:40 PM
She is cute. Some of my friends told me she has left some of her nude photos on a nudist date site named nudistonly.com. many celebs posed nude, rencetly such as Vanessa, Sophie Monk. It is porn path? No, I do not think so. Many celebrities have the nude photos, because they are intersted in nudim. I saw their profiles and nude photos on http://www.nudistonly.com . Being naked is comfortable and healthy.Nudism is divine and natural, do not regards as porn.
36. Victoria - November 13, 2007 10:41 PM
Ugh, what the hell did she go and do that for? She looks like the last kid you'd pick for kick ball.
37. Mr Semprini - November 13, 2007 10:46 PM
Ricky Schroeder? Man, that's nasty. Yet, somehow, I have wood...
I am taking a very long shower...
38. Ript1&0 - November 13, 2007 10:55 PM
This has ruined the pretend boner I had for her a few days ago when she looked fabulous with the lipstick.
I'm not gonna approve this hair, girl. Bad idea, bad move. When the novelty wears off you'll be crying.
39. Eva - November 13, 2007 11:10 PM
Speaking of Tom Cruise.... TCLTC Forever!
40. sofasleeper - November 13, 2007 11:53 PM
Starbuck?
41. hammond b3 - November 13, 2007 11:54 PM
a nice cherubic boy, she is!
hand me my priest's collar and robe and stroke my meat until it's pink and shiny, then have this little boy give me a brown treasure!
father franklin hawkns
42. XXX - November 14, 2007 12:56 AM
Worst haircut since that curly headed MMC bitch who cut her hair and got her shitty as WB show cancelled.....
My wife says ... "felicity?"
43. xx - November 14, 2007 12:57 AM
Cutest chick in hollywood -> ugly ass WNBA star in like, two snips
44. bianca - November 14, 2007 1:17 AM
that haircut looks better on tom cruise
45. Ray to the izzle - November 14, 2007 1:46 AM
haha to #17!
a busy lifestyle should never be the reason for a haircut...
who cares if you have kids pulling at it or you have zero minutes to look good. this shit ain't cuttin it...
46. SSS - November 14, 2007 3:15 AM
I don't know who this is, but hopefully she'll glam up better with some hair gel, a hair piece, and some fabulous clothes. Otherwise, it's off to the PTA and soccer games for her.
47. John - November 14, 2007 3:17 AM
Jesus fucking Christ. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight.
Or maybe I will, once I ruminate on and come to terms with the fact that every woman on television is only as 'beautiful' as she is 'made up' to be. Look at her in 'The Girl Next Door'. And look at her now. :-(
Now where're my sleeping pills?
48. mc - November 14, 2007 3:23 AM
For real, she still doesn't look completely TERRIBLE. the outfit isn't all that flattering but i bet she'd still look pretty good in a cute dress. i do wonder which role it's for... maybe bull dyke isn't so far off, Chick Crack.
49. William - November 14, 2007 3:41 AM
My first thought is...the CSI chick had a face left...my second thought is....I wonder how much lotion is in the bottle
50. blackgirl - November 14, 2007 4:25 AM
She looks great in short hair. A nature beauty. Do you want to meet some real girls online? Try blackcentury.com to find your soul mate
51. Lexoka - November 14, 2007 4:58 AM
Why do chicks cut their hair like that? Why? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
52. Narcissist - November 14, 2007 5:45 AM
I don't like it. It's not right. Them be some sorry looking pictures.
I wasn't absolutely sure she was a hottie to start with, and this seems to confirm my doubts. She looks almost as bad as Demi Moore in "Ghost". Maybe she's hoping Whoopi Goldberg will make out with her.
53. alan - November 14, 2007 8:08 AM
Women just don't understand. It is very simple; take your hotness rating on a scale of 1 to 10. If you cut your hair, reduce your hotness by three. see, very simple. Yes, yes, I know your friends say it is cute and your husband says he likes it and a bunch of other bs, but the hotness scale doesn't lie.
54. pilatunes - November 14, 2007 9:08 AM
She decided to return to anonymity and 'got a look' that would allow her to get a job at the check out of a grocery store.
55. Tits McGee - November 14, 2007 9:13 AM
it wouldn't be so bad if she was wearing a mini dress - and again, agreed, she needs to show cleavage to keep from looking a little too dykey. She needs to ultra-femme everything else up to make up for the hair.
56. Sophie H - November 14, 2007 9:57 AM
Who's the cute guy in the photo? Is that her new bf? I think her hair looks great! You go GIRL!!!
57. nattyboh - November 14, 2007 10:12 AM
She's starring in the remake of "The Legend of Billie Jean"
58. Jack Bauer - November 14, 2007 10:59 AM
I hate her with short hair! fucking cu nt!
59. Snarky McComments - November 14, 2007 11:05 AM
Screw the haircut. Let's see the knockers.
60. MindRiot - November 14, 2007 1:07 PM
She's still hot.
61. mycelebfix - November 14, 2007 3:37 PM
haircut = better than Tom Cruise for sure but DAMN it's ugly...
http://www.mycelebfix.com
62. océane - November 15, 2007 5:28 AM
meme en france on regarde thesuperficial
63. xman - November 16, 2007 9:30 PM
New vidieo Girls gone whaco. Can some one do a drug test on the water in California?