Nov 26 2007Brooke Hogan’s body looking sweet and even non-manly - What?!
Brooke Hogan was spotted poolside in her bikini at a Miami hotel yesterday. While normally Brooke Hogan’s freakishly dude-like chin frightens and confuses me, she looks surprisingly do-able in these photos. Maybe it’s because her boobies are all asunder and they’ve been photographed from a safe distance. Kind of like how I’d have sex with Brooke Hogan: from 50 yards away and through the eye of a camera. While you do the math on that one, doesn’t Brooke look like a frightened manatee trying to return to sea in this shot? Someone should make a children’s movie about her. It could be like Free Willy except with more man-face.
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1. FRIST!!! - November 26, 2007 5:23 PM
Nice tan, isn't this fricken November??? Be PALE!!!
2. Gerald Tarrant - November 26, 2007 5:23 PM
She almost looks like a chick when there are no other real women around her.
3. The Great One - November 26, 2007 5:23 PM
Go f yourselves. And Id bang her.
4. roastbeef - November 26, 2007 5:26 PM
Wow! She actually looks like a normal chick!
5. Anexio - November 26, 2007 5:26 PM
She stupid and cant sign worth a crpa. She is just trying to copy brit and all that she does. brit is the only pop prinsess and this person is just a copy casist.
shes groos
6. Ugh - November 26, 2007 5:27 PM
I'd hit it if she'd grow a mustache and let me call her Hulk while I was doing it.
7. god - November 26, 2007 5:30 PM
@5...go back to school and get yourself a blue's clue
8. Jimbo - November 26, 2007 5:30 PM
Manly and sexually open...*sob*...I MISS MY MOM!!!
9. em - November 26, 2007 5:30 PM
#5
i agree with you that brooke can't sing and that she is just riding on daddy's cotails, but you can't be serious with what you mean about britney. your not actually a fan are you. if so, im embarassed for you.
10. Robin Claire - November 26, 2007 5:31 PM
Hot, until she opens her mouth..
11. Juls - November 26, 2007 5:34 PM
wow she has a great body
12. Grape Ape Pees Wine on You - November 26, 2007 5:39 PM
#5 -- you should probably be careful about throwing that term "stupid" around. I suspect that Brooke Hogan can probably formulate sentences with mostly correctly spelled words. Where does that leave you?
You are the world's only Britney apologist at the present. Even her family is ashamed of her. If you're the only person in the world on one side of an argument, and you can't spell, you can probably assume that you're not more enlightened than the rest of us.
13. miggs - November 26, 2007 5:40 PM
a most impressive tuck job
14. D Richards - November 26, 2007 5:41 PM
I'd do her with my jumbo clit!!!
15. LayDeeBug - November 26, 2007 5:43 PM
8 - Jimbo, I'm hugging you right now. Sending you lots of kisses and cookies.
Don't know you, but I love you.
16. Grape Ape Pees Wine on You - November 26, 2007 5:43 PM
I don't know folks. She looks pretty healthy here. If I were single (glad I'm not), I would probably have a hard time saying no to her.
I'm not saying that she's perfect, but she's not exactly below average either.
17. LayDeeBug - November 26, 2007 5:44 PM
Oh, Room, gotta tell you that Anexio is one of the short bus kids. Don't be too harsh.
18. fweem - November 26, 2007 5:45 PM
I'll stick with the paper bag method for this one.
19. Ript1&0 - November 26, 2007 5:45 PM
I didn't ever want to say you are a prick but... I've always gone back and forth, wondering.
20. Ted from LA - November 26, 2007 5:48 PM
She looks hot here but the question is: if she suddenly turned the tables, whipped out a cock, and rammed it up my ass, would that make it the worst or best sexual experience of my life? Any honest guy will admit that you just don't know until you try it...
21. Italian Stallion - November 26, 2007 5:50 PM
I'm in the mood for pussy and fruit stripes gum...........
22. Clem - November 26, 2007 5:53 PM
Body is a knockout and I would NOT mind hanging out the back of that!
Both barrels! Boom! Boom! Baby gravy all over the place!
23. shanipie - November 26, 2007 5:53 PM
She needs to chil out on the weights and do a shit load of cardio.
Like her body looks ice but is really really thick.
If she puts on any weight she will look totally fat.
Def needs to lose about 15lbs.
Otherwise, she looks pretty good.
24. g.o.d. - November 26, 2007 5:54 PM
She is one freakishly ugly chick. I'd keep my dignity and abstain from banging that man-thing.
25. granada - November 26, 2007 5:55 PM
I like my girls a little thinner (not stick-y, mind you), less fake, more interesting, and who actually looks her age.
Brooke Hogan? Nah...
26. Jackie J - November 26, 2007 5:57 PM
Nice Photography. Do you have a portfolio?
27. lux - November 26, 2007 6:10 PM
Of course she is thick...she's Hulk Hogan's daughter, did you expect anything less? She would probably be more successful in the WWE then trying to be a pop star.
28. Jimbo - November 26, 2007 6:15 PM
I love a girl who can run both hands through my hair while tickling my prostate.
29. Riotboy - November 26, 2007 6:25 PM
Dude, she's never had a "manly body". She's always been FINE.
/for reals
30. Anon Man - November 26, 2007 6:32 PM
Fake tits, right? I haven't really paid attention to her before, but they look pretty perfect. (I'm only giving her the benefit of the doubt because she's very young, and an 18 year old CAN have real tits that are perfect...)
31. marsh - November 26, 2007 6:35 PM
fat. she looks thick.
32. Jimbo - November 26, 2007 6:36 PM
@28 Go blow your brother troll..
33. Jimbo - November 26, 2007 6:56 PM
This is the best she's ever looked. Got me so horned up I just might go dig up mom and come on her face. Again.
34. Jimbo - November 26, 2007 7:00 PM
Hahaha, just kidding. We had her cremated. I already came in her ashes and rolled them up into a ball. I keep it under my pillow.
35. Alex - November 26, 2007 7:02 PM
@5
Great Caesar's ghost! I think my intelligence just regressed after reading your comment! I've also got this nervous tick, now. Thanks a lot!
36. tanya - November 26, 2007 7:13 PM
Looks like daddy sprung for some fake tits.
37. SEXY - November 26, 2007 7:20 PM
Really hot pictures!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2309609
38. Sam Hain - November 26, 2007 7:26 PM
omg - i think my heart just stopped... someone please tell me that she's old enough to make me not a pedophile for that body making my pants tight?
Thank God she's an amazon, that's one type of therapy (chiropractic) I wouldn't have to pay for afterwards. Shame about the psychotherapy I would still feel obligated to take care of...
39. p0nk - November 26, 2007 7:26 PM
and look at that chin. i bet she can take a punch. win-win.
40. haroof - November 26, 2007 7:31 PM
wow a lot of homosexual activity going on in this comment section.
i'd bang the stupid right out of her.
she looks amazingly hot in these pics.
41. roughdaddy - November 26, 2007 7:35 PM
those back shots looking sweet brooke...
42. roughdaddy - November 26, 2007 7:35 PM
those back shots looking sweet brooke...
43. Jimbo... - November 26, 2007 7:40 PM
...damn man I thought was (and am) a sick fuck!!!!!!!
44. roughdaddy - November 26, 2007 7:41 PM
what the hell these people talking about...this chick is hotter than the bimbo trios,,,whats with the off base comments...
45. roughdaddy - November 26, 2007 7:41 PM
what the hell these people talking about...this chick is hotter than the bimbo trios,,,whats with the off base comments...
46. serious - November 26, 2007 7:42 PM
haha nice title... but are you serious?? check out those manly calves and thighs!!!!!! he has been taking female hormones, DUH.
47. Sam Hain - November 26, 2007 7:43 PM
I guess the nice thing about Jimbo's troll is that his flow is so predictable that we can just sort of tune it out. Poor Jimbo-troll must really be upset about having enjoyed his father's sexual abuse so much that he killed his very own mother in a jealous rage. Especially now that he realizes that nobody will ever get out the microscope and touch that tiny bump of his now that she's gone. Life is hard in the country, huh Jimbo-troll?
48. redsonja1313 - November 26, 2007 8:04 PM
DO her NOW....QUICK..... She is going to hit the wall fast.... She has bad genes for getting fat (ala mom) a tendency to look very manly (ala dad) and her over worship of the sun will have her looking like Donatella Versace (sp) or that Rachel Zoë stylist by the time she is 25. And I will bet $$$$ she is pushing maximum density once she punches out a couple of tater tots !!
49. Danklin26 - November 26, 2007 8:09 PM
You guys are retarded. Her stomach and tits look nice,ill give her that, but where the hell did she put her ass?!?!? IThe first couple pics are okay because they're far away and only from the front, just dont make this man-chick turn around. She's trying to pose like she actually has an ass, how cute.
50. Ashley - November 26, 2007 8:18 PM
I don't know what fantasy world you people who are trashing her live in, but Brooke Hogan has an AMAZING body. Toned, proportionate-- she looks so much better than the fugly anorexics taking over Hollywood right now. She looks like a normal human being who isn't afraid to eat something... yet work out too... thus eliminating the need to purge and look like a skeleton! It's revolutionary and a little controversial, I know, and I can certainly understand how everyone would think she is "thick" when compared to the other "women" in Hollywood who survive on coke and semen-- but I can assure you she looks better than probably 80% of the people featured on this site and 99% of the people who post. Including me. I'm not fat by any means but I would love to have a body that toned.
51. Giggles - November 26, 2007 8:21 PM
Who IS she?
52. Riotboy - November 26, 2007 8:37 PM
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Hit it "O" Meter
53. Missystar - November 26, 2007 8:53 PM
I recently saw this dumbass on Chelsea Lately, denying she'd had a boob job. Apparently she thinks that if it's a halfway decent job, it doesn't count.
54. Binky - November 26, 2007 9:05 PM
Well ok - her mom and dad just filed for divorce so I'd have to say...nice bikini.
Oh.Ok.
And 9/11 was an inside job.
55. Ted from LA - November 26, 2007 9:21 PM
#20,
Apparently I'm not an honest man troll.
56. EvilOne1 - November 26, 2007 9:25 PM
Not only would I hit I would suck on her size 12 feet, and then, I would give a big leg drop Hulkster style to reminder who the boss is.
57. sasa - November 26, 2007 9:35 PM
nice tits, right? I haven't really paid attention to her before, but they look pretty perfect in these pictures. Really nice body.
Several days ago, I saw some of her pictures on www.casualpal.com, I'd say, they weren't look like these ones. These are perfect. Sweet girl~~
58. Sheva - November 26, 2007 10:08 PM
Definitely plowable.
59. Ty - November 26, 2007 10:08 PM
^_^
60. gtromba59 - November 26, 2007 10:15 PM
That is one attractive, healthy and statuesque young woman. What a difference from those goddamned emaciated runway models wearing the size 0 garbage designed by these gay sick bastards who really hate women.
Brooke personifies the dream girl I would have loved to “get to know” when I was her age. Not these sick, arrogant, diva bitches that everyone now idolizes.
61. kitty_kat - November 26, 2007 10:18 PM
She has a very nice figure. She just wears ridiculously unflattering clothes, thats all.
62. mixedmartialartvideos.com - November 26, 2007 10:36 PM
damn she thick
63. Disco - November 26, 2007 11:08 PM
Dude,
is this a travesti bar?
- peace ;)
64. Roflcer of the Lawl - November 26, 2007 11:15 PM
Brooke is fucking hot and always has been.
65. sunshine - November 26, 2007 11:30 PM
#17 LayDeeBug, you are hilarious. Short bus kids, I am laughing myself silly.
66. sunshine - November 26, 2007 11:30 PM
#17 LayDeeBug, you are hilarious. Short bus kids, I am laughing myself silly.
67. cousinfred - November 26, 2007 11:44 PM
One LARGE piece of woman! Makes me wonder who would win in a knock down drag out - Brooke or Xena? What if they stopped wrestling right in the middle of it and start making out? Would you buy tickets?
68. josselin - November 26, 2007 11:45 PM
How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.com.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby... if it is true!
69. Ted from LA - November 26, 2007 11:45 PM
I'll bet she has more lint in her belly button than my clothes dryer has after drying a large load of towels.
70. Brooke - November 27, 2007 1:13 AM
She is a man in a bikini. All you guys jerking it to picture's of her are gay. Admit it.
71. LaDrones - November 27, 2007 1:20 AM
Let's not get carried away....
72. tc - November 27, 2007 1:48 AM
I reckon she shaves her cunt, by the looks of the main picture.
In the last picture, from the looks on her face, she is taking it up the ass from the invisible man.
73. abdomtv - November 27, 2007 1:55 AM
hot hot hot hot!!!!
74. dobbie - November 27, 2007 2:01 AM
beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site sugarmommymeet.com you know it is a site for rich women to seek sexy guys.. i guess it might be a joke on her!
75. dr. plastico - November 27, 2007 2:09 AM
I know the plastic surgeon who upgraded her top and removed the hair around her penis.
76. one - November 27, 2007 2:17 AM
www.hotcelebs.org
77. one - November 27, 2007 2:18 AM
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2310747
78. SysRq - November 27, 2007 3:02 AM
a taller version of Brittny
. . .
trailerpark
79. SysRq - November 27, 2007 3:07 AM
speaking if trash
WTF is with this site!!!
is FISH suplimenting income with all the CRAP www. sites on here
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80. SysRq - November 27, 2007 3:09 AM
* (of)
81. Ript1&0 - November 27, 2007 4:14 AM
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it you know.
82. jessy568974 - November 27, 2007 5:29 AM
Spice girls? What a joke! seems someone PSed her photos to some nude photos and uploaded to the famous rich men seeking affair club sugarcupid.com. And all these photos are telling she is looking for sugar daddies. It should be a joke on her!
83. jessy568974 - November 27, 2007 5:29 AM
Spice girls? What a joke! seems someone PSed her photos to some nude photos and uploaded to the famous rich men seeking affair club sugarcupid.com. And all these photos are telling she is looking for sugar daddies. It should be a joke on her!
84. jessy568974 - November 27, 2007 5:31 AM
Spice girls? What a joke! seems someone PSed her photos to some nude photos and uploaded to the famous rich men seeking affair club sugarcupid.com. And all these photos are telling she is looking for sugar daddies. It should be a joke on her!
85. jessy568974 - November 27, 2007 5:31 AM
Spice girls? What a joke! seems someone PSed her photos to some nude photos and uploaded to the famous rich men seeking affair club sugarcupid.com. And all these photos are telling she is looking for sugar daddies. It should be a joke on her!
86. SysRq - November 27, 2007 5:41 AM
proof above
WTF FISH???
this site is full of cheap dotcom ads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
87. Narcissist - November 27, 2007 7:58 AM
Huh! The earlier picture frightened me (guy impersonating Ashlee Simpson in a Dollar Store dress), but I guess she looks pretty good from across a football field.
I wonder if Aaron Carter received compensation for being around her, although I don't guess that was on the reality show. Maybe it was some kind of Lou Pearlman promotional deal.
Pic 11 - that girls head in the bottom corner is throwing off my depth perception. Looks like she should be about 10 feet behind Brooke.
Some of these little ads for shit sites appear to be written by someone who lives in the Middle East. Or Japan.
All Your Shit Sites Are Belong To Us.
88. D R Hop - November 27, 2007 8:45 AM
#54 yep..she looks pretty sweet, but her fun bags have definitely got bigger all of a sudden..damn nice job though..some of them really screw the boob job thing up..there's hope for her yet
89. Mary - November 27, 2007 8:50 AM
Nope, still looks like a man. She's not fat, actually she's pretty fit, it's just that without her boobs she'd look pretty scary. And that hair color is just terrible.
90. LayDeeBug - November 27, 2007 9:01 AM
Not much of a face (specially that pointy honker) but the body, in my opinion is perfect. Nice waist, nice tummy, nice young natch boobies, nice coolie. Really nice amazonian body. But her face......
91. ph245 - November 27, 2007 9:12 AM
i would like to do a sex with her
92. D. Richards - November 27, 2007 9:21 AM
Fuck that shit.. Brooke's still the size of a man, and still made of-part Hulk. Not sexy. Not fun.
93. scott fornauf - November 27, 2007 9:29 AM
I'd eat it, hit it, and otherwise tear it up.
94. BaconMessiah - November 27, 2007 9:41 AM
Thats a dude
95. swine - November 27, 2007 10:08 AM
Everybody's got their own opinions, but personally I find her do-able.
96. Bigheadmike - November 27, 2007 10:31 AM
She looks hot hot hot.
97. FACE - November 27, 2007 10:35 AM
Wonder if she has ever even seen 10 inches of hard throbbing black cock?
98. Mork - November 27, 2007 11:08 AM
I would fuck the hell out of this dumb bitch. She is probably a wild cat in bed.
WOOOOOO!!!!
99. brian d - November 27, 2007 11:15 AM
she looks like a disgusting tranny, just like her nasty mother. And look at those fucking man feet!!!
100. 101 - November 27, 2007 12:11 PM
That's a HUUUGE bitch!!!
101. Radar - November 27, 2007 12:37 PM
She is a man. Stop all the other comments about 'doing' her. That just means you are ghey if you find men like her attractive.
102. zz - November 27, 2007 2:10 PM
Oh man, I see fake tits for sure.
But honestly, she's a looker. She isn't stick skinny, and she's tone. Perfecto.
103. Simon Scowl - November 27, 2007 2:24 PM
Whatcha gonna do when the Human Growth Hormone runs wild on you???
104. D. Richards (Pedo.) - November 27, 2007 4:29 PM
Okay! Once I fucked this chick that was over six-feet tall. I was drunk! I drunk-fucked a giant. It happens. Anyways, I noticed the size of the girl's vagina and asshole as being monsterous. They were huge! What I'm getting at; my point, is that Brooke has a gigantic colon, and takes huge dumps.
Could you imagine being on the receiving end of one of Brooke Hogan's night-before chile relleno Mexican food turd-baths?! Some women, yes. Brooke.. Ugh..
105. CLICK HERE - November 27, 2007 5:33 PM
Wow! I mean... wow! She really is not a skinny. I like her body... http://www.spymac.com/details/?2309884
106. Joy - November 27, 2007 5:41 PM
she's got huge, gross man feet!
107. Joy - November 27, 2007 5:41 PM
she's got huge, gross man feet!
108. tiffylynn - November 27, 2007 7:54 PM
dude. the girl's her father's daughter. spitting image. the reason she's usually fugly is cus she puts on make up like a clown whore.
109. maggie - November 27, 2007 10:57 PM
wow, you are so sexy like the nudist girls on nudistconnect.com
110. CLICK ME TO SEE HOT PICS!;) - November 28, 2007 6:09 AM
amazing this..hottest women http://www.spymac.com/details?2298228 hi hi click
111. Jenn Lee - November 28, 2007 11:39 AM
I'd pee in her butt.
112. victor - November 28, 2007 1:08 PM
What a stunner!!! I've seen her on http://www.uniformedmatch.com
113. blizzy - November 28, 2007 4:01 PM
LMAO @ Victor - what a tool. I saw him on http://www.ispamuselessurls.com/andexpectpeopletovisitthem
Tool.
Oh yea, this chick is hotness. Never heard of her before. If she sings like Brittney i'll pass on hearing her music. And what the fuck does "i'd pee in her butt" even mean!? Weirdest comment ever...
114. KTG13 - November 28, 2007 10:39 PM
From all of that tanning, in 5 years she's gonna look just like her shipwrecked beast of a mother. And her Dad is probably going to to fuck her. Ewwww. I just grossed myself out at the thought of the Hulk hitting his daughter. Now you think of it. Oh Brother! Oh Brother! That is what he'd shout when he was doing it.
God I'm disgusting.
115. mcbeef - November 29, 2007 1:16 AM
from the backside i would. reachin round for some titty.
116. Johnnyace - November 29, 2007 6:14 AM
lol Aniexo get with the times. Britt is fat, bald, and insane.
117. Johnnyace - November 29, 2007 6:14 AM
lol Aniexo get with the times. Britt is fat, bald, and insane.
118. Johnnyace - November 29, 2007 6:14 AM
lol Aniexo get with the times. Britt is fat, bald, and insane.
119. John - December 2, 2007 9:29 AM
She looks good. But she still has a butter face!
120. Jess - December 2, 2007 12:22 PM
Anyone who said Brooke needs to lose weight is insane. I'm by no means a fan, (what is there to be a fan OF?), but I can state the obvious: her body is pretty amazing. Thin, toned, and curvy. She obviously did get implants though, which is irritating. Can't even ONE "star" stay away from the knife?
121. kelsey - December 2, 2007 12:30 PM
goddamn brooke. is it possible for her to not suck it in 24/7?
122. WASON - December 3, 2007 12:44 AM
How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site www.muslimonly.com/i/registration.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby... if it is true!
123. BILL - December 3, 2007 10:46 AM
COME ON GUYS! If you don't think she's SMOKIN hot, you're blind, dead, or gay!
124. JP - December 3, 2007 7:08 PM
All those haters out there wish they were banging a girl as hot as her! I bet the ones who wrote the harshest comments are the fattest virgins on the blog!
125. AM - December 3, 2007 9:04 PM
Yes, she definitely does have fake tits. Notice how they don't move no matter what position she is in? It must be nice to be Hulk's daughter!
126. jakis - December 4, 2007 9:31 AM
#14 that made me laugh thanks
127. Kingnitro - December 4, 2007 2:19 PM
She's Hot alright! But isn't she just 17 now? I guess the Boob jobs are reaching the High school gals now...
128. Kingnitro - December 4, 2007 2:19 PM
She's Hot alright! But isn't she just 17 now? I guess the Boob jobs are reaching the High school gals now...
129. I.R.C. - December 4, 2007 3:32 PM
She STILL looks like an angry bull dyke.
That's one big Amazon carpet-muncher...
130. Hottie - December 5, 2007 2:34 PM
I love that bikini!!! I wander were she got it. I could use that for one of my fashon shows.
131. kivdy232 - December 6, 2007 8:33 AM
It was said this guy just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on http://www.interracialsingleonline.com so man fans show so much interesting to him there? i may go to check it...
132. wildFLman - December 6, 2007 4:20 PM
I would fuck her she turns me on how can I hook up with that damn!!!
133. Jenn - December 6, 2007 8:03 PM
Let's be real here. Brook is not thick, fat or overweight so quit hating on her cause she looks better then most of you and has a better body and tits then most of you. It's called jealousy and it's not attractive, so grow up and get real.
134. Mr Semprini - December 7, 2007 1:08 PM
Dude, like, her feet are bigger than mine!! And, you know what that means...
135. CLICK HERE - December 7, 2007 4:42 PM
She's gorgeous! http://www.spymac.com/details/?2315566
136. Coto - December 8, 2007 8:58 AM
she looks amazing!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2315603
137. Leonard K. Collins - December 9, 2007 6:41 AM
MRS QUAN, SHE LOOK A LIKE A MAN......NOT ANYMORE, BROOKE IS LOOKING HOT THESE DAYS. HOOOOOOORRAAHH!!!!
THESPACEMAN
138. cutiepie - January 12, 2008 8:51 PM
mmmm, when did she get implants? those are obviously not hers.
139. Frank - July 9, 2008 2:19 PM
look like hulkster sprang for some new fake tits. she still looks like a tranny with ass chin to me.