Nov 8 2007Britney Spears missed 8 out of 14 drug tests

"When Commissioner Gordon stated that responding to a morning call wasn't an extreme request, Kiley shot back: "But you're not a pop star with a No. 1 album to promote." "

Hah! If Gordon was on the ball, he'd have simply replied that neither was Kiley's client!

If the judge DID have an album, I'd buy it. Britney's, not so much.

Number 27 Album. Canned beats galore. Her producers suck.

Her number falls into the wrong hands? "Your honor, I'd like to present Exhibit A, the bathroom stall partition from the mens room at Hyde."

Correction...Not ALL her producers suck.
Pharrell is great...the rest suck.

wait....his name is Commissioner Gordon? ...lol

hey brit,
how does it feel to get out sold by a bunch of 50 year olds.....hahahahahahhahahahahaha !

Why does Mrs. Piggy always wear such tight clothes?

Yeah! New boots!!!!!!!

Okay, so she passed 6 of 14 --- that's like, a "D-minus," right?

Is she eating cookies she stole from a girl scout?

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She looks to be in good shape. Those missed drug tests are paying off.

#6: No wonder Britney never shows up on time. He keeps trying to use the Bat-Signal.

I don't give a crap if she is supposed to fly the next space shuttle to the moon - she is supposed to do what the courts order her to do.

Besides, the only promoting I have seen her doing is showing her naked cootchy to the paps, eating fast food, drinking frapps and shopping for chandeliers and cars, which really should not interfere with her taking her drug tests at all.

Dammit Brit! I like your outfit. waaa waaaa waaaa. I hate myself for it..

Britney:: hey yall hi yall i falied 8 durg test now I am celebrating that with a hodown with the kinfolk hey cleatus brandine git some moonshine tonight...Batman:: Trainwreck

I come here alot and read the articles. A friend sent me the link. It is funny how all of you can judge me. You dont know the hell I go through. I understand I am a target. I just want to be left alone. And no #11 I did not steal them from a girl scout. They were from the Starbucks drive through.

How she passed 8 tests is a mystery. Her skin looks drug hammered. She missed because she could not buy her cleansed urine samples at the right times. She is a druggie, without a doubt. Always wears shades now to hide her blotto eyes. The judge just needs to say no more hearings until Spears actually makes 5 drug tests in a row. Until then, same orders in place and Spears pays for all the nonsense out of her own pocket.

her lawyer flat-out lied. number two album, and she has done zero promotion.

oh, and someone needs to inform chubby mcchubster that midriff-baring is out.

#19. I'm afraid you're about 17 misspellings short of credibility.

Well, veg, she's pretty outta shape, we could tackle her and take them, but then again they wouldn't probably fit us anyway. I don't wear a 13..

Ok, off to the liquor store..I mean Burger King...yeah, for lunch and all..

Britney once again proves the theory that "you are what you eat"

if her album is number 2, its a sign that music being made today sucks and it continues to get worse. The past 10 years have produced little to nothing in the way of memorable music.

I like the way her gunt is hanging out over the front of the jeans.

mmmm gunt....

Ya know how the Brad Pitt character, Rusty, in the Ocean's movies is always eating in those films? Yet he is fit and stylish.

Now, Brit is always eating everywhere she goes too, yet she is getting fat and has horrible skin. She is one her way to Delta Burke land, baby!!

phewww.. every little thing is alright now
..she still has the hotpinkbrabathingsuite
and The BOOTS

FRIST!!! Wait for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..

Ya'll stop all this hate'n on Britney, I love her and her music, she rocks. I'm not a lesbian (maybe bi) but I'd so do her and let her do me.

Love

Big news! I could have told everyone Britney failed drug tests. I mean, fuck, look at her. Britney looks like a meth addict. All the kooky shit she keeps doing. Only a genius could be as whacked as Britney, and not be on drugs. And we all know Britney's not a fucking genius. Just an addict. God, I hope she's smoking methamphetamines. God please! I'm not asking. I'm demanding. Burn her face beyond recognition. I need that. I need Britney to fucking seer her face-off, just to achieve an erection.

I is so Britney, you silly puss-suckah.
I is not on any drugs or alkyhol or nuttin, thems judges is juz jealus of me suksesses.
Kevin sold me out, I never seen that cummin eithuh.

I hate to say this but she is looking great!
For her.... getting better. than before.... What the hell am I saying!!!

damn it i like theLOOK- shirt with jeans in boots
(NOT on her)
Commisioner Gordan make it Go away !
naNaNaNaNaaaAAA "FATGIRL

#31 you jealus o me 2
I'm 2 fat to be onmeth you idiut, get yo fakts str8

Juz luv me for my talent, or fo my sweet pussah, I don't care, just luv me long time.

30- You're first 5 words explain a lot about you. shut it...

I don't care what anyone says about her personal issues, she still has one hell of an ass

Spitney Brears. Now THAT'S a good name.

Britney will not pee in cups. She is so famous that the drug testers will sell her urine on E-Bay. Little cups of Britney's Pee on sale for $1000 a cup. You wouldn't do your drug tests either.

#31
Meth and too much starch in her diet

#33..Elevate Your standards!
She looks like a homless streetwalker with that body, hair and skin

Look, #30, you big breasted bohemeth you. Brintey Spears's music does not "rock". What could you possibly find "rock" about Britney? Are you retarded? Maybe you're like me and find the destruction of a person, by their person, awesome. I doubt that. You actually want Spears to get better. You want Britney to "rock" the world. I just want her to overdose hard-out.

#19 sounds way too smart to be Britney.

Shes kinda like creeping me out y'all, like possibly weaveable hairs be growing out her tits.

41- haha! good opener!

respectfully,

me!..

She looks totally fuckable here.

nananananaaaaaaaaaah
the Evil SausageVillian

This is the way to wear fur................

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/1890/im:/071108/ids_photos_en/r1568154594.jpg;_ylt=ArIz9SMXbNhmj5r2lfAyxnl.KcMA

That's just what you need Brit! More cookies and more boots...that will make all the pain go away....

#45 YEP! for 5bucks.
she 's ASSWIPE

Shouldn't she go to jail for contempt or something?

8 out of 14 huh? Sounds like a friday night.........

"like possibly weaveable hairs be growing out her tits."

lmao

#35? You're not funny.. You're calling me an "idiot"? You can't even string a couple of words together to make a point. Now, a person that compulsively eats, but has no metabolism, is not going to lose weight, from smoking methamphetamines. Britney's a loafer, and a junky! Wee.

Also, #35. I hope you're abducted by a group of cold-hearted gangbangers, for sex. Then, after being used as-the trash that you are, you're stripped of your flesh, and shot execution style in the face.

Hey fag in the Air Force hat, how much does Brit pay you to carry her purse ?pussy.

#9 gardenia, actually no, it's still one of the four pairs of shitty boots she keeps cycling through.

Her album would have been number one, but Billboard literally changed their policy overnight to include the sales of The Eagles's latest album, which has sold a whopping 700 000 copies in the USA alone. Their album also beat Britney in the UK as well. Those sales numbers USED to be hers a few years ago. All signs pointed to Blackout being a huge comeback hit for her. It was generally well reviewed and "Gimme More" is her biggest hit single since "Baby One More Time". Unfortunately, she has done no promotion, no new single or video is in sight, no world tour is announced. All she seems to be doing is driving around aimlessly in LA and buying things. She should officially announce she is taking an indefinate hiatus or a short term retirement until she gets her life sorted out, but she's too volatile and stupid to think about that. Blackout is a flop, it only sold 290 000 copies and no doubt sales will drop lower after that. The Spice Girls and Celine Dion are releasing new albums soon. If she's lucky, sales will jump at Xmas time, but it's doubtful those numbers will be significant to pushing sales up very much. Her career is over.

"I don't know how long I can hold it together"
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.

In terms of her body. If you look at pictures of her in 2004 before, during, and after her Onyx Hotel Tour and while she was courting/dating/marrying K-Fed, her body looks exactly the same as it does in these photos. I'd say she has her "2004-2005 (pre-pregancy)" body back. Keep in mind that Britney hasn't been skinny and tight since her "Britney" album in 2001-2002. She just doesn't care anymore. And sooner or later, neither will the public...which seems to be what she wants perhaps?

If you read the entire People article, Shitney's attorney goes on to say about the random drug testing:

"Just because Ms. Spears is unable to return a call within one hour doesn't reflect what kind of mother she is," Kiley told reporters after the hearing. "It's a nonsensical procedure. She could be in a movie or traveling."

Look, while I understand the importance of working to support your kids, Shitney is loaded, so promoting her "No. 1" album isn't a valid excuse for her behavior. And to put movies and traveling before her kids and the court's orders is unconscionable and ridiculous. Even K-Fed isn't as retarded as this.

Get your priorities straight!

Her skin is so disgusting. That's what drinking only sodas, Starbucks frappacinos, and alcohol will do to you. She hasn't had a drink of water in over 3 years!!

As crazy as ever. But doesn't look as hideous as usual. Thinner even. She must be on coke and other uppers not to look WORSE than she does considering the crap she eats.

I don't judge you, Britney. I love you!

Commissioner Gordon? From Batman?

She missed a drug test? Is that like she didn't KNOW what the drug was?

Staffer: Try again, Britney. What rhymes with iguana?

Britney: Duh, crystal meth? My manager had an iguana named Crystal. Boy, was he embarrassed when he found out the lizard was a BOY lizard! *snort*

HOLY POPSTAR TRAIN WRECK!!! COMMISSIONER GORDON IS INVOLVED NOW !!!! What evil villain is Brit Brit..... I knew there were magical powers in those boots she constantly wears. I sure hope Bat Man and Boy Wonder can foil her evil plan of losing child in crowd while purchasing chandeliers to distract those pesky on lookers

Damn! She looks worse and worse every time she walks outa da house. A least she wearing a bra.

I still say she is BLIND and that’s why she always wears those glasses.

Could she really be one of Batman's adversaries?

The apparent involvement of characters from DC Comics seems right in line with the general credibility of this situation.

She never misses a meal though.

I think you're getting it wrong. Gordon is in league with Britney trying to cover up her secret identity. Instead of putting up a giant bag signal, it's a giant chalupa.

WOW! Really she actually did 8 drug tests?

"just because the singer may fail to respond to testing calls doesn't mean she's using drugs"

Of course it doesnt, it just means she doesnt love her kids. Duh.

I rip on this fucktard a lot, but I'll give her some credit here. I appreciate that her man-bitch douchebag handler is carrying her American Spirits instead of Marlboros.

THE GUNT!
THE BOOTS!
THE HUMANITY!

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I suspect she went "car shopping" so she could get her paws on 3 chocolate chip cookies....

Somebody put the poor cow out of its misery and serve it as sirloin burgers at Sirkus Clown Face Fast Food Fun Place - you won't have to add cheeze, already built in.

Well, sombody's urine passed 8 drug tests, but I doubt it was Britney's. Perhaps the fat man who wouldn't pick up her hat...

oh my GOD is the comissioner really named comissioner gordon?? LIKE IN BATMAN???

I think you look as a pretty COOL person to me honey!!

This look is quite COOL indeed but you must show bare(half) legs by wearing (green) pumps!!

Gerard Vandenberg is one wild and craaaazy guy!!!!!!!

Britney lives in a “parallel universe”

Da ya think so? A universe filled with yummy calorie laden cookies, junk food, cocaine, alcohol, sleeping pills, and who know what else!

Looks like you've grown a FEW sizes in jeans there Brit...?

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copied from Riotboy.

WTF #45 she looks f*ckable??
sausage armed ZitPig,
#45 time to RAISE your bar man!!

Commissioner Gordon! That's friggin funny!

As for Brit, she's not funny. She kind of makes me feel icky in my boy parts. She is absolutely nauseating. Why doesn't she just go away???!!!

I love Britney. Do you know her ex?
This guy has posted his personal ad to a celebrities dating site for several months. That site called searchingmillionaire.com. I just visited his profile page yesterday seems he has not logged in recently.

remember her restaurant that failed "nyla"? she forced 3 partners into bankruptcy and then cut all ties... this is all karma

what a wonderfull mercedes
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2298811

#64 just lovely

She looks good enough to fuck. Stinky white trash pussy - yum

She is soooooo crazy
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2294180

She's either a lazy disinterested bitch or has something to hide. Me thinks it's both.

And this is what she wears to court?? I have 3 teenage daughters - I wouldnt let them wear THAT to school.....and she has HOW much money??? But this is the best she could come up with. She has become nothing but a piss poor example of how women should look, act, be mothers.....

Such a shame....so young, and such trash.

I don't care what anyone says, i would still hit that over and over again, She is still hot!!!!

I'm not lezzy or anything, but in picture 7 you can see just a peak of pubic hairs coming above her jeans. For some reason that seems so HOT!

everyother photo has her with a cookie in her hand or some form of junk food. And, #95-thats a tattoo not pubic hair.......silly

she didn't do shit to promote it. her radio interview with ryan seacrest pissed me off. any unhappiness she has is her own damn fault. a majority of people have given her second chances. she even has good metabolism and she tries to fuck that up too with her shitty diet and drinking.

she does nothing. so lazy, so destructive. with the way she eat and her personal hygiene she should really look much worse than this. it is lucky for her that she is naturally muscular, has a button nose, and good teeth. she should thank her mom for those gymnastic classes and dance classes when she was a kid.

#95 those aint pubes. Brit shaves or at least she did for all her flashing shots. It gotta be a tat or some other GROWTH. OR maybe it some spilled food from some other munch time. Yeah, that's what it is, another cookie stuffed down her snatch for an emergency.

95- How can the sight of pubic hair hanging out a pant waistband get you all hot...especially on this cookie monster.

Why can't this bitch ever match her bra with her shirt? She could be wearing a white T-shirt that is 5 sizes too big with sweat stains under the arm pits...and she'd still be wearing a fucking pink bra!

WAIT! Let me re-phrase that:

She SHOULD be wearing a white T-shirt....

Ah, much better!

jbird, I agree with Chef. It looks more like part of a tattoo. But I agree a hint of pubes can be a turn-on.

#101 She just wants us to see she has reformed from her wicked ways and now wears undergarments.

"See Commissioner Gordon, I'm a good mom now. I wear a bra in public. BUT, I am not giving up these boots. No sir, your Honor. And these cookies. I'M NOT GIVING UP THESE COOKIES EITHER!"

pubes are disgusting.

the end.

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The BOOTS,. O dear god the boots.
Why, Britney, why? Do you think they look good? Did someone tell you that? Or are they just comfortable? I could see if they were comfortable. Like slippers, don't you have a nice pair of bunny slippers that your aunt Betty Jean gave you? Or are they not crazy enough for a stylish girl like you? Go dust them off, they'll look better than those boots you're addicted to.

I haven't been more baffled by anything since Tom Cruise. (You know, the whole 'I'm driving the crazy train to has-been-ville' thing he's gotgoin..)

ATTENTION ALL BRIT SUPPORTERS:
you morons defend a woman who doesnt take proper care of her children.
she is too busy sucking down frappachinos and cheetos to piss in a cup.
britney is a dirty filthy scumbag. fuck her and fuck the fantards.
thanks
jersey

57.....

hilarious!

That's all she needs is more fucking cookies.

she looks like a fucking STUFFED SAUSAGE in those jeans !!!

she looks like she has a 10 inch layer of fat on her now !!!

and the chunk is eating COOKIES !!!!

She looks worse than the HOMELESS people I work with who are HIV positive and struggling to exist on under the table wages. She makes $700 grand a month? She should be ASHAMED of herself.

She doesn't seem to give a damn about anything anymore...like someone before a suicide. It's sad. On the brite side, new album "Blackout" really rocks all the way....awesome beats. The rave reviews she has gotten from Rolling Stone, AP, CNN, and USA Today are definitely deserved.Now she posted a profile on a celebrity dating site named http://millionairematch.com/photo/bloger. Who know what she do next....

How beautiful she is ! Some of my best friends who are long time with Nudistonly.com told me she has a profile on the nudist date site and left some of her nude photos there. Yeah ! Nudist is free for the life...

If you want to know what the sunglasses are that Britney is wearing here, go to Celebrity-Sunglasses-Finder.com. I just stumbled across this website and it is really a blast to use. You can use their search engine to find out what sunglasses all the celebs are wearing. If they don't already have it on file, you can request that they research it and post it, even giving you a public thanks for helping add to their growing library of celebs and sunglasses. Pretty cool.

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