Nov 12 2007Britney Spears may have failed drug test

First you semen gargling butthole licking smegma hounds

Now swallow and write something, bitches

They should test the drugs for signs of Britney. That's the more serious impurity.

that is the fugliest most hideous hoodie ever created. It appears that drugs will make you colorblind as well.

She certainly won't test positive for Clearasil.

That's Frist's ATM face!

she is the nastiest ugliest human being (um...maybe) alive.

Oh, Britney. My little-trash receptacle. My cleanly-shaven anus. You continue to make life worth living for me, and for that, I thank you. From the bottom-of my heart, I thank you; for being number-one fuck-up. I wish I could penetrate you. I wish I could feel your pain from the inside, through my penis. Then, then I would really be living. Keep it up. You are my life. Love.

"Britney Spears" hmmm...do I know her? No, nuh-uh. Oh wait... is she a great big fat person?

She shouldnt be responsible for the kids alone!!!!! She is a mess.

#6? Frist does ATM?! Hook me up with her number. Stat!

Britney was once totally awesome looking now she isn't. If fact she looks like the girlfriend of one of my beer swilling, chip eating buddies. Thanks so much Britney for showing all of us that we too can live the dream with no exercise and one hell of a lot of partying. And don't sweat losing custody of your kids just pop out another one to replace the others. That's what normal party people do.

Kinda weird - I never gave a flying fuck about this bitch nor her music. Now that the pile of shit got dumped and crashed I really find her entertaining and inspiring. It is just great looking down on such dumb bitches who cannot withdraw from the spotlight (although it is not like they have no option - just lacking to brainpower to see alternatives)

@ 9 best.post.evah

I am loading that first picture as the background on my co-worker's computer. He will shit himself when he comes in tomorrow.

Damn man, you're the ambitious type. Morning person, huh?

See, I usually don't wake up until noon from getting tanked the night before. We should hang out - we'd both be smashed and never have to see each other. It would be a fabulous relationship, I know.

I'm really really good at them.

5 and 15, that's some funny shit

I know it's hard to do... but we need to forget about what's her name. She lives for attention...

No. One. Is. More. shocked. Than. Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

God.. I'm in a terrible mood. Lighten up! Lighten up! I should get out of the house more.

Perhaps a long walk..

Hah! Provigil! I use to pop those things before going out with friends back in highschool. It gives you a damn good rush, and a very substantial high. It is definately considered a drug that can be abused, which considering we're talking about Britney here is not surprising.

So yes, she failed her drug test, because come on... narcolepsy?

Ah, Britney makes me feel so damned good about my middle-aged body and boring academic life. A big round of applause for the celebrity fuckups of the world who keep doing their best to make we average people look spectacular and seem like rocket scientists in comparison. Keep up the good work, darlin'!

Drop those panties, never mind, just piss in the cup while we make watch and make sure that Ali doesn't slip her piss in the cup. By the way, your pussy looks older in person, grow some hair!!

Is no one going to comment on the fact that she's FULLY clothed?? I, for one, am shocked. Her hair and skin still look disgusting though. I don't understand why she doesn't just try to rock the short hair. Its GOTTA be better than those nasty extensions...

Thats actually pretty funny Fish.

Narcolepsy - You mean nodding off after too many biscuits, or codeines?

Get the fuck outta here.....

this writer/photopig sux! she probally failed for smoking pot u morons. let this b a lesson to u all. don't put ur self in this postition. lendzie hun, u listening?

So now she has narcolepsy? Since when, exactly? Is this supposed to be the all-purpose excuse now for all the dumbfuckery? I'm not buyin' it, and anyone who does is even dumber than Britney (which is just a few blips on the EEG above comatose).

Next: Leprosy

LOL @ "dumbfuckery", I damn near choked on my coffee.

She doesn't have narcolepsy, she's addicted to coke. Provigil is actually used to treat cocaine dependence.

She takes pills to stop from fucking dead people?

This woman is such a useless piece of shit. If she wants to do some good with her useless life, she should get on an airplane and fly down to Tabasco, Mexico, and just look at the flooding and say something stupid like ¨WHAT A MESS.....THIS IS TERRIBLE¨ and let she stupid photographers take photos and print stories about how Britney thinks the flood is bad. This would bring a lot of aid to a country that has had a very disasterous flood that is so terrible it makes Katrina look like a sprinkle.

#32, Alas, even Britney hasn't yet stooped that low ..... basically, narcolepsy means falling asleep during the day without warning.

I think necrophilia means having a thing for dead people....gross.....

How come Britney's ears always look red hot?
mhmm
maybe she coke-farts, you know?
I think i read somewhere it is a secondary effect of using Provigil.

I take ProVigil. My drug tests go fine. Sorry, Britney.

As a longtime veteran of drug tests let me just say that TMZ has proven nothing. Just because the drug Provigil hasn't given a false positive in the past doesn't mean it can't have given one this time. Click my name for my page. You will see that I know of what I speak. All that being said, I hope the bitch really did fail a test. I always love to see the rich and mighty fall.

Someone should walk up to her and kick her in her box.

nasty hairy upper lip

I could care less about Britneys drug tests or child neglect issues. However, any photo of her sobbing, her cellulite, or horrible extensions, never gets old. Yes, I am an evil woman with a VIP ticket to hell. The bit about a lunch date with destiny ala bourbon truck is entertaining enough to continue reading this crap.

I could care less about Britneys drug tests or child neglect issues. However, any photo of her sobbing, her cellulite, or horrible extensions, never gets old. Yes, I am an evil woman with a VIP ticket to hell. The bit about a lunch date with destiny ala bourbon truck is entertaining enough to continue reading this crap.

finally someone noted her hairy lip!!!!

OMG, someone tell that bizotch to wax that lip.

Why do white chicks want monkey lips?

Nacolepsy, my ass, it's called falling asleep because you've been up on coke all night and day for 3 days straight.

her mustache is soooo sexy

FUGLY

FACE!!!!!!!

Narcolepsy? And yet this is the very first we've ever heard about this serious illness? She's performing on stage and in front of cameras constantly, but she has never once appeared to pass out or fall asleep during any of these activities?

If she was being treated by a physician with a drug to combat drug addiction, then the drug testing company would be aware of that. You provide all the medical information prior to any tests being done.

You do know that coke goes out of your system rather quickly? Why does she stall for days, or not answer the telephone? So she can have time to flush out her system perhaps? The more they press her to show up when required, the less chance she can dodge the obvious outcome.

What's the over/under on her committing or at least attempting suicide? I'll take the under in a heartbeat. Is there a bookie in the house?

@32 'She takes pills to stop from fucking dead people?'

Ahhahahahaha, that totally cracked me up.

This is one of the best threads in a while.

Maybe we should leave her alone! She is already poor now! Her ex-husband is dating another girl on millionaire dating site (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger). Now she is currently in loan! Maybe she needs to go to that site to find a billionaire husband!

#32 No, she takes the pills so that dead people will fuck her, since that is about all she can get these days.

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OH MY GOD Y'ALL-what's that smell?

This is just plain old criminal harrasement. I can't wait till the day arrives when you scummy papparazzi count out your own days in jail some day.

Meantime, try your best to get a fuch'n life of your own!

It is my sincere everlasting hope all you pappa-rats-i's one day get a full taste of your own foul tasting medicine

If you want to know what the sunglasses are that Britney is wearing here, I just stumbled across an amazing website that is really a blast to use. It's called the Celebrity-Sunglasses-Finder.com. Go there and use their search engine to find out what sunglasses all the celebs are wearing.

You poor idiots, you all envy Britney so much...it's driving you crazy!! Ha-Ha Get a life losers!!!!!!!

this time the boot
got the Perfect outfit to go with them boots

She looks like a shit I took earlier!!!! Ugly bitch!!!

She looks like a shit I took earlier!!!! Ugly bitch!!!

#54 Max, it's the internet, you can actually type "fuck" and not have your mom ground you for a week.

What the fuck is a narcoleptic doing behind the wheel of a car WITH HER CHILDREN IN THE BACK? Please someone murder her.

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#9 thanks for that walk down memory lane. A true fan!!! Well.....anyone want to start a pool on when the first suicide attempt will be? ITS OVER BRITTANY!!!!!

Britney spears finally bought some shoes!!! I think she's changing guys..u kno from her boots...!!! or maybe the boots gave up on her?

She really needs to do a stint on "The Biggest Loser".......oh wait.........

Stupid woman.

Never know how she is thinking.. i followed someone's instruction that she created an account on a celebrits site Sugarcupid.com to looking for a Sugar daddy... All know what sugar daddy stands.. What a stupid woman.

Why didn't someone warn me about clicking on the first two pics? She looks too ugly up close!!! Not only is her skin bad, and upper lip hairy-- her head looks like a soccer ball with those awful extensions. The shaved head looked better than this-- Brit, invest a good hairdresser, or take off the hair pieces, you truly look like a moron with those-- better yet invest in a mirror, and use it!!!

Fuck you Superficial, for your rude comments and lack of respect towards your female visitors and women in general and for being such a misogynist and a sexist. You are the first one who should doubt his appearance and self-worth, more than any female reading this site (they all look way better than you for sure) because you know you stink and there's no way you could get a decent looking girl, and there's no way for you to manage to get laid, that's why you live obsessed with celebrities and with finding pictures of them to jerk off to, since the women surrounding you get grossed out by you and the closest you'll ever be to banging a decent looking girl is by jerking off to pictures of celebrities. Loser. That's the reason why you hate women and why you bash them on this site too, you internet-living-scum-because-you-constantly-get-rejected-on-the-real-world gross loser, you're so disgusting women run away from you more than from rapists.
Don't forget no matter how little you post about attractive men and how everytime you do so you insult them or pretend they are not good looking, they are, like you'll never be, and chicks get wet looking at them, and any girlfriend you've ever managed to have or you'll ever manage to have (if you have/will) will always feel sorry for herself for having such an unattractive loser gross dude like you as a boyfriend and will always yearn for, fantasize with and get wet looking at those hot male celebrities you'll never manage to look like or have a body like and that you refuse to post about on your website, and when you do, pretend they're not hot, she'll wish they were her boyfriend instead of an unattractive gross loser like you. Yes, they are hot, you're NOT.
Oh, don't forget that all the female celebrities you post about on this site and their pictures you jerk off to (no matter wether you say good or bad stuff about them) will never have the bad luck of even having to see you fugly face, you wouldn't have the chance to approach any of them closer than 100 miles even in the luckiest and greates looking day of your life, and if they did, they'll simply throw up on your face because of the gross loser you are to -ALL- women, so yeah loser, keep jerking off to pictures of celebrities that if they saw you they'd just laugh at you and throw up, because that's the closest you'll ever be to getting laid or to succesfully approach any woman in your life.
Oh and BTW, isn't gossip a way too feminine thing to be interested on by a straight male? I mean, chicks gossip, gay guys gossip, but straight males? and do they run gossip websites!??? *cough* oh yeah, PrezHilton *cough*, it's run by a guy, but *cough* he's gay *cough*.
With such weird tastes you have in certain women, with having such a hard time admiting an obviously gorgeous guy is attractive, with being such a huge fan of celebrity gossip, with your hate towards females and with your constant urge to make yourself feel manly... won't ya will be hiding in the closet Superfish!??? yeah it seems like you are!!
I will never visit your website again for your disrespect towards women and your readers and I encourage every women reading this and every male with a little bit of respect towards females and who doesn't wanna be a stinky loser who women run away from like Superfish to never visit this website again. Go read PrezHilton instead as it's so much better, with way more news and with -RESPECT- towards women, men, and its visitors.

hey #69 (kinda ironic don't ya think) why don't you TAKE YOURSELF A LITTLE MORE SERIOUSLY. Holy fuck girl, is this your first time on the internet. Why don't you go have a nice green tea, put on some Tori Amos and leave us misogynist heathens alone. Oh yeah and $50 says your fat and smelly

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Use caution when driving, operating machinery, or performing other hazardous activities. Provigil may affect your judgment, thinking, or motor skills. If you experience any of these effects, avoid hazardous activities.

Anybody who thinks Perez Hilton is funny probably thinks friends is hilarious too. In other words, your a fucking simpleton who should do us all a favour and off yourself, for the good of the gene pool.

#70

$100 your a loser like Superfish, a women hater who every woman runs away from and $1000 you're retarded.

#70

$100 your a loser like Superfish, a women hater who every woman runs away from and $1000 you're retarded.

BTW, you owe $50.