Nov 13 2007Britney Spears is the new Mother Teresa

first

That's not a good picture.

She cries every time she gets opportunity.

i want it.

Britney is such a fabulous mother! I get it now. I understand why Spears is having the hellish time she's having, raising her own children; she's mother to the world! What a dumb bitch. Help the world's children but forget your own (literally). Wonderful. Ha!

Do you think Britney had anything to do with it or it's just her website X17 doing this to cover for her failed drug test? And why doesn't she donate money herself to UNICEF instead of spending 20 seconds "autographing" a crappy CD? Hardly impressive.

Don't forget she is bringing alot of publicity to the event.

The very fact that blogs are writing about it because she was involved - brings thousands of dollars in extra free publicity.

Would anyone have written about it if not for her involvement ???????

what's up with the bidders having almost identical names? 0***y, e***m, etc. and why the hell is shipping $99??

I would buy it just to blow it up..... I saw in some court papers that she was clearing 700000 or more dollars A MONTH. And all she can do is sign an copy of her album.

So her entire contribution is her signature and her FANS are the ones expected to lay out the $$$ to UNICEF? It's a great cause, but where is Britney's contribution to the world's children? How is SHE "giving back"?

Show us the money, Brit!

same names because they are probably fake bidders.

well, i dunno.

i still want it

It would be the wrost picture to her.. after browse her photo ablum on Sugarcupid.com, you would know this would be the most special one.. all her other pictures are stupid or with less clothes... ememe

At least she looks happy.

she's insulting mother teresa's kindness!

I'd pay a hell of a lot more than that for a pair of her panties. Used, of course (so, rare).

On the brite side, new album "Blackout" really rocks all the way....awesome beats. The rave reviews she has gotten from Rolling Stone, AP, CNN, and USA Today are definitely deserved. I found her on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named http://meetrich.com or something. Hope she is getting better.

lol lol lol @ TED

screw UNICEF. those damn little boxes that they ask you to use on halloween. like im gonna raise money for little third world kids instead of getting candy. fuck that. the children can wait. gimme that snickers bitch.

This bitch's generosity knows no bounds.

Oh and #1, you're a loser.

#8 - It's ebay's new high price bidder privacy policy. unless the auction is yours, you can't see the user names on high dollar items...

fish, PLEEEEASE get rid of that picture with some new news!!!

non-britney news, i mean

I think there's a contest among young vapid female celebs like paris, lohan, britney to see who can contribute the LEAST to charity. It's a long term bet, the winner gets a kilo of blow and a book (for propping doors open).

What a Selfish, trampy, pigheaded, greedy, seedy, slimy, fake, trashy, slutty, filthy, crappy, sappy, lame, assanine, stupid, ugly, retarded, horrible, fat, disgusting, speedfreak, loser, drug addicted low life, scumhag (yes HAG not bag, diesese infested, dirty, pimplefaced, deadbeat parent, annoying, smelly bitch...........

I wish someone would gut this wasted space of a racists COW.

What a Selfish, trampy, pigheaded, greedy, seedy, slimy, fake, trashy, slutty, filthy, crappy, sappy, lame, assanine, stupid, ugly, retarded, horrible, fat, disgusting, speedfreak, loser, drug addicted low life, scumhag (yes HAG not bag, diesese infested, dirty, pimplefaced, deadbeat parent, annoying, smelly bitch...........

I wish someone would gut this wasted space of a racists COW.

What a Selfish, trampy, pigheaded, greedy, seedy, slimy, fake, trashy, slutty, filthy, crappy, sappy, lame, assanine, stupid, ugly, retarded, horrible, fat, disgusting, speedfreak, loser, drug addicted low life, scumhag (yes HAG not bag, diesese infested, dirty, pimplefaced, deadbeat parent, annoying, smelly bitch...........

I wish someone would gut this wasted space of a racists COW.

well done ted! ahahaha!!!

does this CD come with coke lined up on it?

britney::I am going to give them moonshine before I go out to the Big city of New York cleatus and brandine will help...e-bay buyer::Trainwreck

jeez nicole....is there an adjective you didnt use (haha...lol)? we're really impressed with your slang vocabulary, but don't you think you're being kind of hard on Queen B? i mean, she's trying to raise money for a gnoble cause and all you can do is hate on her.

what has she ever done to you? its hard being a mother of two and being in the spotlight constantly. also, i bet she would match the moneys the cd makes if she didn't have to give it all to that gold-digger kevin.

oh, fuck the jews too!

She could save more kids by not driving.

29- shaddap! you're an idiot.... quit yer yammerin. find a name that's good for you.... like asshat.

I'm surprised the dumb-ass didn't use a dry erase marker.

hey, there's only one Asshat allowed here.

just because veggi is such a popular name, it doesnt mean you can suggest that some troll steal another persons name that has earned their place here at the fish with frequent, and intelligent posts. look veggi, just deal with it. people are smart enough to distinguish between the real veggi and the imposter.

#33, troll, take your "intelligent posts" and stick them up your much-frequented ass.

she's so FUG! i wanna grind her ugly mug with my steel-toed boots.

Honestly someone explain to me if this girl was supposedly on meth then why is she suck a friggin' porker? I won't to just look at her and yell “Woo, Pig! Sooie” Eat some more taco bell lard ass.

Felt pen? That's a step up from crayon. Full recovery may be imminent.

Fuck you Superficial, for your rude comments and lack of respect towards your female visitors and women in general and for being such a misogynist and a sexist. You are the first one who should doubt his appearance and self-worth, more than any female reading this site (they all look way better than you for sure) because you know you stink and there's no way you could get a decent looking girl, and there's no way for you to manage to get laid, that's why you live obsessed with celebrities and with finding pictures of them to jerk off to, since the women surrounding you get grossed out by you and the closest you'll ever be to banging a decent looking girl is by jerking off to pictures of celebrities. Loser. That's the reason why you hate women and why you bash them on this site too, you internet-living-scum-because-you-constantly-get-rejected-on-the-real-world gross loser, you're so disgusting women run away from you more than from rapists.
Don't forget no matter how little you post about attractive men and how everytime you do so you insult them or pretend they are not good looking, they are, like you'll never be, and chicks get wet looking at them, and any girlfriend you've ever managed to have or you'll ever manage to have (if you have/will) will always feel sorry for herself for having such an unattractive loser gross dude like you as a boyfriend and will always yearn for, fantasize with and get wet looking at those hot male celebrities you'll never manage to look like or have a body like and that you refuse to post about on your website, and when you do, pretend they're not hot, she'll wish they were her boyfriend instead of an unattractive gross loser like you. Yes, they are hot, you're NOT.
Oh, don't forget that all the female celebrities you post about on this site and their pictures you jerk off to (no matter wether you say good or bad stuff about them) will never have the bad luck of even having to see you fugly face, you wouldn't have the chance to approach any of them closer than 100 miles even in the luckiest and greates looking day of your life, and if they did, they'll simply throw up on your face because of the gross loser you are to -ALL- women, so yeah loser, keep jerking off to pictures of celebrities that if they saw you they'd just laugh at you and throw up, because that's the closest you'll ever be to getting laid or to succesfully approach any woman in your life.
Oh and BTW, isn't gossip a way too feminine thing to be interested on by a straight male? I mean, chicks gossip, gay guys gossip, but straight males? and do they run gossip websites!??? *cough* oh yeah, PrezHilton *cough*, it's run by a guy, but *cough* he's gay *cough*.
With such weird tastes you have in certain women, with having such a hard time admiting an obviously gorgeous guy is attractive, with being such a huge fan of celebrity gossip, with your hate towards females and with your constant urge to make yourself feel manly... won't ya will be hiding in the closet Superfish!??? yeah it seems like you are!!
I will never visit your website again for your disrespect towards women and your readers and I encourage every women reading this and every male with a little bit of respect towards females and who doesn't wanna be a stinky loser who women run away from like Superfish to never visit this website again. Go read PrezHilton instead as it's so much better, with way more news and with -RESPECT- towards women, men, and its visitors.

#38 - heavy flow day, huh?

Is #38 for real? WTF? That is hilarious. Sounds like someone needs a hug and some dick.

#40- yeah, Superfish, up the ass.

If she really wanted to help the children she could do worse than start looking after her own.

That photo is made of win.

Yes, I know what #38's problem is! No dick. She's never been fucked right. Nor has she ever orgasmed. That, together with her less than picturesque apperance have forced her to be come somewhat (kind of) cynical and highly emotional towards her own wellbeing. Like she actually cares about "women". Right! Hey, honey? #38? Why don't you unclinch those buttcheeks of yours and get-off a little? You're so wound-up. You need to have a testicle feast. Might make you feel better about yourself. Suck.. Agh! Suck.. Agh! Swallow?

What are you knocking brit for now. Dont you know this is briliant marketing? Think about it. She upstaged that record company that was complaining that she wasnt helping promote her new cd. She is getting 7200 dollars for one copy!! and all they can do is get 15 dollars for each one they sell. Brilliant Brit keep it up we need more business people like you!!

i've actually forgotten what britney's face actually looks like. you know when she's not looking like she just swallowed a mouthful of spoiled shmegma.

#38 BEST COMMENT EVER!!!!

No, I didn't actually read it but I have a very good feeling about it..

#16 - What kind of fucking cheap dope are you on? Have you resorted to loading your bong with ass hair or are you generally this fucked up all the time?

Besides the fact that Britney is a waste of space, what I will NEVER understand is her undying fan base!!! What's up with that?!?

Okay...at ONE TIME she had an awesome body, and some hot dance moves, and she was also a pretty teenager. But seriously, who among us couldn't get the same results with a team of choreographers, personal trainers, and hair and makeup artists to help us strut our stuff...not to mention that she doesn't otherwise work for a living--unless you call partying and eating fast food, a job!

Does Britney have any TRUE talent?! Can she REALLY sing (a la Whitney Houston, Carrie Underwood, etc?) Can the girl sing a capella, you know, without background vocals, music, synthesizers, echo chambers, etc.? Hmmm...I think not!

For those who think HER new album rocks...you need to give props to the record label/studio and mix artists, NOT Britney. THE mixing experts are the ones who blended Britney's words/phrases into the hits. Without them, she would be nothing. Hey, if they can make Paris sound like a singer, there is hope for all of us!

SOOOO, you take away Britney's body, her looks, and her "talent," and what do you have? A marketing gimmick. Hardly something we should all be fawning over...or are people really THAT insecure?

Maybe she should take care of her own kids first.

Britney is a completely engineered product of Disney- further perverted by record labels.

You might as well refer to her as "it" rather than "she".

I think 38 has totally missed the point of this website and the irony of the writer. Way to go and not understanding the entire satirical concept.

God, stupid extreme feminists piss me off since they neglect to understand anything in full meaning cause they want to hear themselves talk. Which is a funny stereotype of all women right? Right? (BTW...I have ovaries, and I have the capacity to be able to pick and choose what attributes I want from sexes.)

Anyway, I can't believe people are actually willing to pay that much money for the cd. I listened to it, and I was like...ok...this isn't that bad (due to whoever wrote the monotonous background music). Of course I would have preferred having someone else sing. Maybe dancing to it. Presenting it as their work. Ok so take Britney out completely and turn it into a Europop. But $7,200, that is ridiculous. I don't understand how anyone can support her as an artist when she clearly doesn't really do anything.

Why can't I be paid to sing, dance, and eat crappy? I do that anyway.

Hollywood makes my brain hurt >.<

You know the only reason people are bidding on this shit is because they think she'll be dead soon. And dead people's autographs are worth way more.

1. debagger - November 13, 2007 10:53 AM

first

2. The Listener - November 13, 2007 10:53 AM

That's not a good picture.

3. HQ Celebrity - November 13, 2007 10:54 AM

She cries every time she gets opportunity.

4. so so - November 13, 2007 11:01 AM

i want it.

5. D. Richards - November 13, 2007 11:02 AM

Britney is such a fabulous mother! I get it now. I understand why Spears is having the hellish time she's having, raising her own children; she's mother to the world! What a dumb bitch. Help the world's children but forget your own (literally). Wonderful. Ha!

6. Giggles - November 13, 2007 11:03 AM

Do you think Britney had anything to do with it or it's just her website X17 doing this to cover for her failed drug test? And why doesn't she donate money herself to UNICEF instead of spending 20 seconds "autographing" a crappy CD? Hardly impressive.

7. * MISS UNIVERSE - November 13, 2007 11:03 AM

Don't forget she is bringing alot of publicity to the event.

The very fact that blogs are writing about it because she was involved - brings thousands of dollars in extra free publicity.

Would anyone have written about it if not for her involvement ???????

8. Ginger - November 13, 2007 11:03 AM

what's up with the bidders having almost identical names? 0***y, e***m, etc. and why the hell is shipping $99??

9. Bigheadmike - November 13, 2007 11:04 AM

I would buy it just to blow it up..... I saw in some court papers that she was clearing 700000 or more dollars A MONTH. And all she can do is sign an copy of her album.

10. guess who - November 13, 2007 11:04 AM

So her entire contribution is her signature and her FANS are the ones expected to lay out the $$$ to UNICEF? It's a great cause, but where is Britney's contribution to the world's children? How is SHE "giving back"?

Show us the money, Brit!

11. so so - November 13, 2007 11:05 AM

same names because they are probably fake bidders.

well, i dunno.

i still want it

12. Rose ha - November 13, 2007 11:05 AM

It would be the wrost picture to her.. after browse her photo ablum on Sugarcupid.com, you would know this would be the most special one.. all her other pictures are stupid or with less clothes... ememe

13. Ted from LA - November 13, 2007 11:08 AM

At least she looks happy.

14. babyglyniss - November 13, 2007 11:08 AM

she's insulting mother teresa's kindness!

15. veggi - November 13, 2007 11:08 AM

I'd pay a hell of a lot more than that for a pair of her panties. Used, of course (so, rare).

16. mmkoe - November 13, 2007 11:11 AM

On the brite side, new album "Blackout" really rocks all the way....awesome beats. The rave reviews she has gotten from Rolling Stone, AP, CNN, and USA Today are definitely deserved. I found her on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named http://meetrich.com or something. Hope she is getting better.

17. so so - November 13, 2007 11:11 AM

lol lol lol @ TED

18. em - November 13, 2007 11:12 AM

screw UNICEF. those damn little boxes that they ask you to use on halloween. like im gonna raise money for little third world kids instead of getting candy. fuck that. the children can wait. gimme that snickers bitch.

19. P911GT10C - November 13, 2007 11:15 AM

This bitch's generosity knows no bounds.

Oh and #1, you're a loser.

20. Sam Hain - November 13, 2007 11:16 AM

#8 - It's ebay's new high price bidder privacy policy. unless the auction is yours, you can't see the user names on high dollar items...

21. ack - November 13, 2007 11:19 AM

fish, PLEEEEASE get rid of that picture with some new news!!!

22. ack - November 13, 2007 11:20 AM

non-britney news, i mean

23. steve - November 13, 2007 11:20 AM

I think there's a contest among young vapid female celebs like paris, lohan, britney to see who can contribute the LEAST to charity. It's a long term bet, the winner gets a kilo of blow and a book (for propping doors open).

24. Nicole - November 13, 2007 11:27 AM

What a Selfish, trampy, pigheaded, greedy, seedy, slimy, fake, trashy, slutty, filthy, crappy, sappy, lame, assanine, stupid, ugly, retarded, horrible, fat, disgusting, speedfreak, loser, drug addicted low life, scumhag (yes HAG not bag, diesese infested, dirty, pimplefaced, deadbeat parent, annoying, smelly bitch...........

I wish someone would gut this wasted space of a racists COW.

25. Nicole - November 13, 2007 11:27 AM

What a Selfish, trampy, pigheaded, greedy, seedy, slimy, fake, trashy, slutty, filthy, crappy, sappy, lame, assanine, stupid, ugly, retarded, horrible, fat, disgusting, speedfreak, loser, drug addicted low life, scumhag (yes HAG not bag, diesese infested, dirty, pimplefaced, deadbeat parent, annoying, smelly bitch...........

I wish someone would gut this wasted space of a racists COW.

26. Nicole - November 13, 2007 11:27 AM

What a Selfish, trampy, pigheaded, greedy, seedy, slimy, fake, trashy, slutty, filthy, crappy, sappy, lame, assanine, stupid, ugly, retarded, horrible, fat, disgusting, speedfreak, loser, drug addicted low life, scumhag (yes HAG not bag, diesese infested, dirty, pimplefaced, deadbeat parent, annoying, smelly bitch...........

I wish someone would gut this wasted space of a racists COW.

27. veggi - November 13, 2007 11:28 AM

well done ted! ahahaha!!!

does this CD come with coke lined up on it?

28. Matthew - November 13, 2007 11:30 AM

britney::I am going to give them moonshine before I go out to the Big city of New York cleatus and brandine will help...e-bay buyer::Trainwreck

29. veggi - November 13, 2007 11:49 AM

jeez nicole....is there an adjective you didnt use (haha...lol)? we're really impressed with your slang vocabulary, but don't you think you're being kind of hard on Queen B? i mean, she's trying to raise money for a gnoble cause and all you can do is hate on her.

what has she ever done to you? its hard being a mother of two and being in the spotlight constantly. also, i bet she would match the moneys the cd makes if she didn't have to give it all to that gold-digger kevin.

oh, fuck the jews too!

30. toolboy - November 13, 2007 11:51 AM

She could save more kids by not driving.

31. veggi - November 13, 2007 11:52 AM

29- shaddap! you're an idiot.... quit yer yammerin. find a name that's good for you.... like asshat.

32. SippinDaSizzurp - November 13, 2007 11:58 AM

I'm surprised the dumb-ass didn't use a dry erase marker.

33. asshat - November 13, 2007 11:59 AM

hey, there's only one Asshat allowed here.

just because veggi is such a popular name, it doesnt mean you can suggest that some troll steal another persons name that has earned their place here at the fish with frequent, and intelligent posts. look veggi, just deal with it. people are smart enough to distinguish between the real veggi and the imposter.

34. veggi - November 13, 2007 12:05 PM

#33, troll, take your "intelligent posts" and stick them up your much-frequented ass.

35. pissy skank - November 13, 2007 12:06 PM

she's so FUG! i wanna grind her ugly mug with my steel-toed boots.

36. SippinDaSizzurp - November 13, 2007 12:12 PM

Honestly someone explain to me if this girl was supposedly on meth then why is she suck a friggin' porker? I won't to just look at her and yell “Woo, Pig! Sooie” Eat some more taco bell lard ass.

37. Grumpus - November 13, 2007 12:14 PM

Felt pen? That's a step up from crayon. Full recovery may be imminent.

38. - November 13, 2007 12:18 PM

Fuck you Superficial, for your rude comments and lack of respect towards your female visitors and women in general and for being such a misogynist and a sexist. You are the first one who should doubt his appearance and self-worth, more than any female reading this site (they all look way better than you for sure) because you know you stink and there's no way you could get a decent looking girl, and there's no way for you to manage to get laid, that's why you live obsessed with celebrities and with finding pictures of them to jerk off to, since the women surrounding you get grossed out by you and the closest you'll ever be to banging a decent looking girl is by jerking off to pictures of celebrities. Loser. That's the reason why you hate women and why you bash them on this site too, you internet-living-scum-because-you-constantly-get-rejected-on-the-real-world gross loser, you're so disgusting women run away from you more than from rapists.
Don't forget no matter how little you post about attractive men and how everytime you do so you insult them or pretend they are not good looking, they are, like you'll never be, and chicks get wet looking at them, and any girlfriend you've ever managed to have or you'll ever manage to have (if you have/will) will always feel sorry for herself for having such an unattractive loser gross dude like you as a boyfriend and will always yearn for, fantasize with and get wet looking at those hot male celebrities you'll never manage to look like or have a body like and that you refuse to post about on your website, and when you do, pretend they're not hot, she'll wish they were her boyfriend instead of an unattractive gross loser like you. Yes, they are hot, you're NOT.
Oh, don't forget that all the female celebrities you post about on this site and their pictures you jerk off to (no matter wether you say good or bad stuff about them) will never have the bad luck of even having to see you fugly face, you wouldn't have the chance to approach any of them closer than 100 miles even in the luckiest and greates looking day of your life, and if they did, they'll simply throw up on your face because of the gross loser you are to -ALL- women, so yeah loser, keep jerking off to pictures of celebrities that if they saw you they'd just laugh at you and throw up, because that's the closest you'll ever be to getting laid or to succesfully approach any woman in your life.
Oh and BTW, isn't gossip a way too feminine thing to be interested on by a straight male? I mean, chicks gossip, gay guys gossip, but straight males? and do they run gossip websites!??? *cough* oh yeah, PrezHilton *cough*, it's run by a guy, but *cough* he's gay *cough*.
With such weird tastes you have in certain women, with having such a hard time admiting an obviously gorgeous guy is attractive, with being such a huge fan of celebrity gossip, with your hate towards females and with your constant urge to make yourself feel manly... won't ya will be hiding in the closet Superfish!??? yeah it seems like you are!!
I will never visit your website again for your disrespect towards women and your readers and I encourage every women reading this and every male with a little bit of respect towards females and who doesn't wanna be a stinky loser who women run away from like Superfish to never visit this website again. Go read PrezHilton instead as it's so much better, with way more news and with -RESPECT- towards women, men, and its visitors.

39. OB-GYN - November 13, 2007 12:21 PM

#38 - heavy flow day, huh?

40. SippinDaSizzurp - November 13, 2007 12:23 PM

Is #38 for real? WTF? That is hilarious. Sounds like someone needs a hug and some dick.

41. - November 13, 2007 12:27 PM

#40- yeah, Superfish, up the ass.

42. Clem - November 13, 2007 12:27 PM

If she really wanted to help the children she could do worse than start looking after her own.

43. Ed - November 13, 2007 12:29 PM

That photo is made of win.

44. D. Richards (Hands.) - November 13, 2007 12:34 PM

Yes, I know what #38's problem is! No dick. She's never been fucked right. Nor has she ever orgasmed. That, together with her less than picturesque apperance have forced her to be come somewhat (kind of) cynical and highly emotional towards her own wellbeing. Like she actually cares about "women". Right! Hey, honey? #38? Why don't you unclinch those buttcheeks of yours and get-off a little? You're so wound-up. You need to have a testicle feast. Might make you feel better about yourself. Suck.. Agh! Suck.. Agh! Swallow?

45. Dennis - November 13, 2007 12:43 PM

What are you knocking brit for now. Dont you know this is briliant marketing? Think about it. She upstaged that record company that was complaining that she wasnt helping promote her new cd. She is getting 7200 dollars for one copy!! and all they can do is get 15 dollars for each one they sell. Brilliant Brit keep it up we need more business people like you!!

46. TV Monger - November 13, 2007 1:15 PM

i've actually forgotten what britney's face actually looks like. you know when she's not looking like she just swallowed a mouthful of spoiled shmegma.

47. FRIST!!! - November 13, 2007 1:31 PM

#38 BEST COMMENT EVER!!!!

No, I didn't actually read it but I have a very good feeling about it..

48. sharpeidude - November 13, 2007 1:39 PM

#16 - What kind of fucking cheap dope are you on? Have you resorted to loading your bong with ass hair or are you generally this fucked up all the time?

49. Awww, Not This Crap Again! - November 13, 2007 1:45 PM

Besides the fact that Britney is a waste of space, what I will NEVER understand is her undying fan base!!! What's up with that?!?

Okay...at ONE TIME she had an awesome body, and some hot dance moves, and she was also a pretty teenager. But seriously, who among us couldn't get the same results with a team of choreographers, personal trainers, and hair and makeup artists to help us strut our stuff...not to mention that she doesn't otherwise work for a living--unless you call partying and eating fast food, a job!

Does Britney have any TRUE talent?! Can she REALLY sing (a la Whitney Houston, Carrie Underwood, etc?) Can the girl sing a capella, you know, without background vocals, music, synthesizers, echo chambers, etc.? Hmmm...I think not!

For those who think HER new album rocks...you need to give props to the record label/studio and mix artists, NOT Britney. THE mixing experts are the ones who blended Britney's words/phrases into the hits. Without them, she would be nothing. Hey, if they can make Paris sound like a singer, there is hope for all of us!

SOOOO, you take away Britney's body, her looks, and her "talent," and what do you have? A marketing gimmick. Hardly something we should all be fawning over...or are people really THAT insecure?

50. Annie - November 13, 2007 1:47 PM

Maybe she should take care of her own kids first.

51. amen 49! - November 13, 2007 2:06 PM

Britney is a completely engineered product of Disney- further perverted by record labels.

You might as well refer to her as "it" rather than "she".

1. debagger - November 13, 2007 10:53 AM

first

2. The Listener - November 13, 2007 10:53 AM

That's not a good picture.

3. HQ Celebrity - November 13, 2007 10:54 AM

She cries every time she gets opportunity.

4. so so - November 13, 2007 11:01 AM

i want it.

5. D. Richards - November 13, 2007 11:02 AM

Britney is such a fabulous mother! I get it now. I understand why Spears is having the hellish time she's having, raising her own children; she's mother to the world! What a dumb bitch. Help the world's children but forget your own (literally). Wonderful. Ha!

6. Giggles - November 13, 2007 11:03 AM

Do you think Britney had anything to do with it or it's just her website X17 doing this to cover for her failed drug test? And why doesn't she donate money herself to UNICEF instead of spending 20 seconds "autographing" a crappy CD? Hardly impressive.

7. * MISS UNIVERSE - November 13, 2007 11:03 AM

Don't forget she is bringing alot of publicity to the event.

The very fact that blogs are writing about it because she was involved - brings thousands of dollars in extra free publicity.

Would anyone have written about it if not for her involvement ???????

8. Ginger - November 13, 2007 11:03 AM

what's up with the bidders having almost identical names? 0***y, e***m, etc. and why the hell is shipping $99??

9. Bigheadmike - November 13, 2007 11:04 AM

I would buy it just to blow it up..... I saw in some court papers that she was clearing 700000 or more dollars A MONTH. And all she can do is sign an copy of her album.

10. guess who - November 13, 2007 11:04 AM

So her entire contribution is her signature and her FANS are the ones expected to lay out the $$$ to UNICEF? It's a great cause, but where is Britney's contribution to the world's children? How is SHE "giving back"?

Show us the money, Brit!

11. so so - November 13, 2007 11:05 AM

same names because they are probably fake bidders.

well, i dunno.

i still want it

12. Rose ha - November 13, 2007 11:05 AM

It would be the wrost picture to her.. after browse her photo ablum on Sugarcupid.com, you would know this would be the most special one.. all her other pictures are stupid or with less clothes... ememe

13. Ted from LA - November 13, 2007 11:08 AM

At least she looks happy.

14. babyglyniss - November 13, 2007 11:08 AM

she's insulting mother teresa's kindness!

15. veggi - November 13, 2007 11:08 AM

I'd pay a hell of a lot more than that for a pair of her panties. Used, of course (so, rare).

16. mmkoe - November 13, 2007 11:11 AM

On the brite side, new album "Blackout" really rocks all the way....awesome beats. The rave reviews she has gotten from Rolling Stone, AP, CNN, and USA Today are definitely deserved. I found her on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named http://meetrich.com or something. Hope she is getting better.

17. so so - November 13, 2007 11:11 AM

lol lol lol @ TED

18. em - November 13, 2007 11:12 AM

screw UNICEF. those damn little boxes that they ask you to use on halloween. like im gonna raise money for little third world kids instead of getting candy. fuck that. the children can wait. gimme that snickers bitch.

19. P911GT10C - November 13, 2007 11:15 AM

This bitch's generosity knows no bounds.

Oh and #1, you're a loser.

20. Sam Hain - November 13, 2007 11:16 AM

#8 - It's ebay's new high price bidder privacy policy. unless the auction is yours, you can't see the user names on high dollar items...

21. ack - November 13, 2007 11:19 AM

fish, PLEEEEASE get rid of that picture with some new news!!!

22. ack - November 13, 2007 11:20 AM

non-britney news, i mean

23. steve - November 13, 2007 11:20 AM

I think there's a contest among young vapid female celebs like paris, lohan, britney to see who can contribute the LEAST to charity. It's a long term bet, the winner gets a kilo of blow and a book (for propping doors open).

24. Nicole - November 13, 2007 11:27 AM

What a Selfish, trampy, pigheaded, greedy, seedy, slimy, fake, trashy, slutty, filthy, crappy, sappy, lame, assanine, stupid, ugly, retarded, horrible, fat, disgusting, speedfreak, loser, drug addicted low life, scumhag (yes HAG not bag, diesese infested, dirty, pimplefaced, deadbeat parent, annoying, smelly bitch...........

I wish someone would gut this wasted space of a racists COW.

25. Nicole - November 13, 2007 11:27 AM

What a Selfish, trampy, pigheaded, greedy, seedy, slimy, fake, trashy, slutty, filthy, crappy, sappy, lame, assanine, stupid, ugly, retarded, horrible, fat, disgusting, speedfreak, loser, drug addicted low life, scumhag (yes HAG not bag, diesese infested, dirty, pimplefaced, deadbeat parent, annoying, smelly bitch...........

I wish someone would gut this wasted space of a racists COW.

26. Nicole - November 13, 2007 11:27 AM

What a Selfish, trampy, pigheaded, greedy, seedy, slimy, fake, trashy, slutty, filthy, crappy, sappy, lame, assanine, stupid, ugly, retarded, horrible, fat, disgusting, speedfreak, loser, drug addicted low life, scumhag (yes HAG not bag, diesese infested, dirty, pimplefaced, deadbeat parent, annoying, smelly bitch...........

I wish someone would gut this wasted space of a racists COW.

27. veggi - November 13, 2007 11:28 AM

well done ted! ahahaha!!!

does this CD come with coke lined up on it?

28. Matthew - November 13, 2007 11:30 AM

britney::I am going to give them moonshine before I go out to the Big city of New York cleatus and brandine will help...e-bay buyer::Trainwreck

29. veggi - November 13, 2007 11:49 AM

jeez nicole....is there an adjective you didnt use (haha...lol)? we're really impressed with your slang vocabulary, but don't you think you're being kind of hard on Queen B? i mean, she's trying to raise money for a gnoble cause and all you can do is hate on her.

what has she ever done to you? its hard being a mother of two and being in the spotlight constantly. also, i bet she would match the moneys the cd makes if she didn't have to give it all to that gold-digger kevin.

oh, fuck the jews too!

30. toolboy - November 13, 2007 11:51 AM

She could save more kids by not driving.

31. veggi - November 13, 2007 11:52 AM

29- shaddap! you're an idiot.... quit yer yammerin. find a name that's good for you.... like asshat.

32. SippinDaSizzurp - November 13, 2007 11:58 AM

I'm surprised the dumb-ass didn't use a dry erase marker.

33. asshat - November 13, 2007 11:59 AM

hey, there's only one Asshat allowed here.

just because veggi is such a popular name, it doesnt mean you can suggest that some troll steal another persons name that has earned their place here at the fish with frequent, and intelligent posts. look veggi, just deal with it. people are smart enough to distinguish between the real veggi and the imposter.

34. veggi - November 13, 2007 12:05 PM

#33, troll, take your "intelligent posts" and stick them up your much-frequented ass.

35. pissy skank - November 13, 2007 12:06 PM

she's so FUG! i wanna grind her ugly mug with my steel-toed boots.

36. SippinDaSizzurp - November 13, 2007 12:12 PM

Honestly someone explain to me if this girl was supposedly on meth then why is she suck a friggin' porker? I won't to just look at her and yell “Woo, Pig! Sooie” Eat some more taco bell lard ass.

37. Grumpus - November 13, 2007 12:14 PM

Felt pen? That's a step up from crayon. Full recovery may be imminent.

38. - November 13, 2007 12:18 PM

Fuck you Superficial, for your rude comments and lack of respect towards your female visitors and women in general and for being such a misogynist and a sexist. You are the first one who should doubt his appearance and self-worth, more than any female reading this site (they all look way better than you for sure) because you know you stink and there's no way you could get a decent looking girl, and there's no way for you to manage to get laid, that's why you live obsessed with celebrities and with finding pictures of them to jerk off to, since the women surrounding you get grossed out by you and the closest you'll ever be to banging a decent looking girl is by jerking off to pictures of celebrities. Loser. That's the reason why you hate women and why you bash them on this site too, you internet-living-scum-because-you-constantly-get-rejected-on-the-real-world gross loser, you're so disgusting women run away from you more than from rapists.
Don't forget no matter how little you post about attractive men and how everytime you do so you insult them or pretend they are not good looking, they are, like you'll never be, and chicks get wet looking at them, and any girlfriend you've ever managed to have or you'll ever manage to have (if you have/will) will always feel sorry for herself for having such an unattractive loser gross dude like you as a boyfriend and will always yearn for, fantasize with and get wet looking at those hot male celebrities you'll never manage to look like or have a body like and that you refuse to post about on your website, and when you do, pretend they're not hot, she'll wish they were her boyfriend instead of an unattractive gross loser like you. Yes, they are hot, you're NOT.
Oh, don't forget that all the female celebrities you post about on this site and their pictures you jerk off to (no matter wether you say good or bad stuff about them) will never have the bad luck of even having to see you fugly face, you wouldn't have the chance to approach any of them closer than 100 miles even in the luckiest and greates looking day of your life, and if they did, they'll simply throw up on your face because of the gross loser you are to -ALL- women, so yeah loser, keep jerking off to pictures of celebrities that if they saw you they'd just laugh at you and throw up, because that's the closest you'll ever be to getting laid or to succesfully approach any woman in your life.
Oh and BTW, isn't gossip a way too feminine thing to be interested on by a straight male? I mean, chicks gossip, gay guys gossip, but straight males? and do they run gossip websites!??? *cough* oh yeah, PrezHilton *cough*, it's run by a guy, but *cough* he's gay *cough*.
With such weird tastes you have in certain women, with having such a hard time admiting an obviously gorgeous guy is attractive, with being such a huge fan of celebrity gossip, with your hate towards females and with your constant urge to make yourself feel manly... won't ya will be hiding in the closet Superfish!??? yeah it seems like you are!!
I will never visit your website again for your disrespect towards women and your readers and I encourage every women reading this and every male with a little bit of respect towards females and who doesn't wanna be a stinky loser who women run away from like Superfish to never visit this website again. Go read PrezHilton instead as it's so much better, with way more news and with -RESPECT- towards women, men, and its visitors.

39. OB-GYN - November 13, 2007 12:21 PM

#38 - heavy flow day, huh?

40. SippinDaSizzurp - November 13, 2007 12:23 PM

Is #38 for real? WTF? That is hilarious. Sounds like someone needs a hug and some dick.

41. - November 13, 2007 12:27 PM

#40- yeah, Superfish, up the ass.

42. Clem - November 13, 2007 12:27 PM

If she really wanted to help the children she could do worse than start looking after her own.

43. Ed - November 13, 2007 12:29 PM

That photo is made of win.

44. D. Richards (Hands.) - November 13, 2007 12:34 PM

Yes, I know what #38's problem is! No dick. She's never been fucked right. Nor has she ever orgasmed. That, together with her less than picturesque apperance have forced her to be come somewhat (kind of) cynical and highly emotional towards her own wellbeing. Like she actually cares about "women". Right! Hey, honey? #38? Why don't you unclinch those buttcheeks of yours and get-off a little? You're so wound-up. You need to have a testicle feast. Might make you feel better about yourself. Suck.. Agh! Suck.. Agh! Swallow?

45. Dennis - November 13, 2007 12:43 PM

What are you knocking brit for now. Dont you know this is briliant marketing? Think about it. She upstaged that record company that was complaining that she wasnt helping promote her new cd. She is getting 7200 dollars for one copy!! and all they can do is get 15 dollars for each one they sell. Brilliant Brit keep it up we need more business people like you!!

46. TV Monger - November 13, 2007 1:15 PM

i've actually forgotten what britney's face actually looks like. you know when she's not looking like she just swallowed a mouthful of spoiled shmegma.

47. FRIST!!! - November 13, 2007 1:31 PM

#38 BEST COMMENT EVER!!!!

No, I didn't actually read it but I have a very good feeling about it..

48. sharpeidude - November 13, 2007 1:39 PM

#16 - What kind of fucking cheap dope are you on? Have you resorted to loading your bong with ass hair or are you generally this fucked up all the time?

49. Awww, Not This Crap Again! - November 13, 2007 1:45 PM

Besides the fact that Britney is a waste of space, what I will NEVER understand is her undying fan base!!! What's up with that?!?

Okay...at ONE TIME she had an awesome body, and some hot dance moves, and she was also a pretty teenager. But seriously, who among us couldn't get the same results with a team of choreographers, personal trainers, and hair and makeup artists to help us strut our stuff...not to mention that she doesn't otherwise work for a living--unless you call partying and eating fast food, a job!

Does Britney have any TRUE talent?! Can she REALLY sing (a la Whitney Houston, Carrie Underwood, etc?) Can the girl sing a capella, you know, without background vocals, music, synthesizers, echo chambers, etc.? Hmmm...I think not!

For those who think HER new album rocks...you need to give props to the record label/studio and mix artists, NOT Britney. THE mixing experts are the ones who blended Britney's words/phrases into the hits. Without them, she would be nothing. Hey, if they can make Paris sound like a singer, there is hope for all of us!

SOOOO, you take away Britney's body, her looks, and her "talent," and what do you have? A marketing gimmick. Hardly something we should all be fawning over...or are people really THAT insecure?

50. Annie - November 13, 2007 1:47 PM

Maybe she should take care of her own kids first.

51. amen 49! - November 13, 2007 2:06 PM

Britney is a completely engineered product of Disney- further perverted by record labels.

You might as well refer to her as "it" rather than "she".

thats how lame this shit is!

WTF?????

Nice Shirt

Haha
That photo is pure legend.

@56 do you need Italian sausage for lunch? I mean, really?

Hey Novermber 13, whats wrong, did the man you love dump you for someone more attractive (or less annoying)?

BTW any comment longer than 5 sentences basicaly screams "I'm a shut in ! I have nothing better to do than pour my heart out to strangers on the internet ! I'm socially retarded and the target of scorn and ridicule !"

So yeah, nice work.

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your
brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and
tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course, I would! We could really use that money to
fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with
him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks
would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for awhile and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially'
and 'realistically''?

The boy replied: 'Yes. 'Potentially' you and I are sitting on three million
dollars, but 'realistically,' we're living with two hookers and a future
congressman.'

Somebody has serious PMS combined with waaaay too much time on her hands Nicole. God, take a fucking Midol and have a glass of wine. And a bottle of sleeping pills. It'll all be better in the morning.

Fish had a girlfriend named Nicole, and today he broke up with her. And now we all have to suffer. Thanks a lot, Fish.

TO THE EDITOR: It's my daily ritual to read about how close we actually are to the apocalypse... or blowing ourselves up with a nuke. The more I read this more the more jaded I become. Keep up the great work!

Look at that face. WTF is that? "I just shit my pants and sat in it".

Now, who in the FUCK is Nicole??? Awww hell nawwww!!

Don't be fuckin around on me bitch. Your soul belongs to me alone.

I would love some Italian Sausage

My God, Americans are so pathetic (the Hollywood ones anyway). They've completely lost their perspective... Who would buy a Britney CD for $7 200. My genitalia could sell for more, but of course, my genitalia contains super-seman (rocket fuel) and can impregnate men...and dead people...

Com'on yanks, get your act together and realise that Britney CDs should never sell, they should be given away for free, to charity so they can try build 'low-cost' housing with it, you know, something that can get ruined in rain water...

Unfortunately, Ms. Spears used a ballpoint pen instead of a felt marker and the CD skips uncontrollably.

I had those same shades in Vail in 1972. In 1976, I was fatally shot by my girlfriend Claudine Longet; she claimed the gun discharged accidentally as I was showing her how it worked. Longet was the former wife of Andy Williams. She was convicted of criminally negligent homicide and sentenced to 30 days in jail. She served her sentence three months later, following a vacation with her married defense attorney.

#38, I think someone has her period! Of course, if you're not coming back to superficial you won't read this.

I don't know, did anyone else start liking Britney after her meltdown?

Every celeb IS overpaid. When I hear one of them had an emotional breakdown, I feel happier. Though, i do feel just the tinniest bit of remorse, almost. Na, that will be the day dolphins can shoot rockets out of their own asses.

Christ, no celebrity knows what defines a "job". Thank god for the pap. because even though I tend to not care about rich jerks lives, i want them to feel just as miserable as I do. Otherwise they'd be enjoying a worry free life in a 6 million dollar mansion with a pool of exotic sea urchins(?). I don't know why they would have sea urchins; but the point is they would. I mean while they're at it, how about they pay my rent?

You know what? You need to write a list of celebs who shouldn't breed, we need to get rid of all these retards. Here, let me help you out: Britney spears, Kid rock, Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise ...

Do else did i miss? Olsen Twins..yeah, lets put those Bitc*es on there too.

who**

what is she doing? she is crying? what happened to her. i saw she is on a dating site called sugarcupid.com once more. is she lonely? she want to find someone there? who knows?