Nov 19 2007Britney Spears is great with living creatures

No more ugly Britney please!

I was first again? Twice in one day!

Whatever happened to the last few dogs she had...there was that chihuahua and I think a maltese before that. ???

that dog appears to be looking for an escape route

"lux - November 19, 2007 6:42 PM

Whatever happened to the last few dogs she had...there was that chihuahua and I think a maltese before that. ???"

She probably ate them.

Her album must be rocking. With all the promotion she is doing for it, and the work on a Tour. Brit really has her career together. And her personal life is even better. It is great to be Brit!!

Hey there #2, First Time.

Ah, I remember my first time....with your mom.

Britney is getting more and more physically and spiritually hideous. She looks incontinent.

Funny post, Fish.

any day without a paris hilton post is a good day.

britney::mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dinner I hope the kinfolk can come with this dinner treat...the dog HELP!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THIS TRAINWRECK AWAY FROM ME

mmmm.....kay? Matthew? r u allright? Having flashbacks?

Britney is a beautiful and talented woman who should be proud of...

Nah, just kidding. She's a retard. She's gonna end up with 50 cats and 30 dogs. Britney is where Crazy Cat Ladies begin, after a divorce and kids she doesn't want to take care of because they learn to talk and stuff. Pets are better. Animals love you unconditionallly (ie, you can be disgusting and stupid and pets don't care as long as you feed them).

#11 - and in Britney's case....lick their balls clean for them.

Look Britney bought two gold fish to replace her two kids. That will show the judge she is grown up and responsible. Until she flushes them down the toilet tomorrow morning..

"um - November 19, 2007 6:45 PM

Hey there #2, First Time.

Ah, I remember my first time....with your mom....."

Yeah yeah...whatever

Her body is starting to look deformed. Just look at the size of her arms and all the underarm flab. I guess she forgot to get lipo there. I heard that once you get lipo, any new fat goes to other strange places, so doctors are always having to do and re-do lipo in various body cavities, etc... I was wondering why her head is staring to get bigger, too.

She should be wearing her:

" I Married K-Fed and All I Got was This Tiny Dog " Tee shirt.

( Just kidding - with all those paps she should have on her "...Inside Job"
shirt - 100% cotton)

Okay, I may be an idiot. Why do goldfish need to be kept in separate tanks?

(Sorry, never had a pet goldfish.)

The Superficial should get a little more dialed into it's readerships / viewerships interests. You don't miss any opportunity to trash Brittany. That's too bad because I think most of the world is hoping she comes around and gets it together before she does something drastic. Why don't you try something unique for you and get behind her and support her in her obvious time of trouble. Have you ever taken the high road? It must be awfully crowded down there in the squalor. Hey, maybe tomorrow your obnoxious photog can catch her picking her nose! Dare to dream.

The Superficial should get a little more dialed into it's readerships / viewerships interests. You don't miss any opportunity to trash Brittany. That's too bad because I think most of the world is hoping she comes around and gets it together before she does something drastic. Why don't you try something unique for you and get behind her and support her in her obvious time of trouble. Have you ever taken the high road? It must be awfully crowded down there in the squalor. Hey, maybe tomorrow your obnoxious photog can catch her picking her nose! Dare to dream.

Haha, aw # 17
That's cute.

And actually, I have no idea. I never kept my goldfish in separate tanks?!

ANYWAY, I'm beyond sick of this shit. WHO the fuck cares anymore? She's done.

Bullshit, goldfish can stay in the same bowl. They must have confused it with Male Bettas ...

Goldfish are not that cute Britney. Buy two Betas. They not only go in the same bowl - you can also use tap water. When you get tired of them, just set them free in the Pacific.

It's time for her to take the dog to the groomer. Don't let Britney cut the dog's hair, we know how well she does that.

#18/19 Congratulations, Sean, you're an asshole in stereo. Most of the world is disgusted that this woman doesn't have a clue or even seems to want one, so who's out of touch with their readership now? Why don't you go pitch your little idea to britneysagoodmommy.com and then tell us how that goes.

I suppose her two kids are "living creatures"?...

shouldn't her hair be grown out enough to wear short ??? How much longer do we have to endure the bad weave ??

I am guessing she got BETA fish, colorful looking goldfish otherwise known as Chinese Fighting fish. Put two males together and they will kill each other

Britney is quite crazy these days. I saw her joined the celeb and millionaire singles dating site Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger and chatting with other single man. Maybe she wants to find someone for new hook ups just the charlie sheen has done there a couple of months ago. But I'm ashamed of her. She should do something for her kids and spend more time on her kids, rather than dating again.

i don't think that they should have sold her those goldfish....

TCLTC

Here you go again traching brit. Whats wrong with wanted a pet I want to know. All I want for brit is for her to be happy, shes done everything write and you people just want to tear her down and stuff.

brit likes coughy and so do I. Its the paps that need to get a clue and stop the harrassing. Ifs unfair, plain and simpel and thats a fact.

@31 What's coughy?

@19 Sean, who the fuck on this planet wants her to come around? You sad cunt. I'm hoping all the selfish tards in Darfur will stop killing each other then share a burritto. Let's make fun of them, right dude?...Dumdshit. Put your hate where it belongs, to those that should know better but don't give a shit. A clue, that would be Britney.

She is more than hot . Her nude profile and some of her nice nude photos were found on a nudist date site named http://www.Nudistonly.com . I was curious why she was there . Is she a nudist ? Anyone can advise ?

Dare I say it? Britney looks almost... good here.

well real goldfish can't live in bowls, they need tanks with fliters b/c they're dirty and will choke on their own poop. much like britney. so yeah, she prob got betas, like someone up there said.

her dog looks matted, someone call the aspca.

haha wow, ack. so true!
and is it just me or is Britney Spears getting uglier by the day?

she should be banned from buying pets. she changes her dog every week.

Will you please do me a BIG favour? Throw that stupid, ugly and trash doggie away!! You remind me to another zero and sick person named paris. Who has no kids of her own and tries to attract some pathetic attention by "wearing" those faking doggies. PLEASE ACT MATURE!!

#27,
You are correct. It would be like putting Fabio and George Cloney in a large bowl with machine guns. Britney should get one Beta fish. I had one in college for 8 months and forgot I had it... he still looked great when I found his jar. Truth be told, I didn't technically "find" him... a friend of mine almost drank him playing quarters. Is is just me or does this dog look clinically depressed? He needs cute little prozac pills.

Yeah I don't get it. I had goldfish as a kid. Large tank with a whole bunch (like 5 or 6) in there. Fish live in schools. Why is this a bad thing? I'm no Brit fan, but this feels like bashing for no reason.

Britney is fine. She needs a mentor, some counseling, to get away from CA, to go to school, to reconnect with her family, and to get off booze, coffee, and drugs. She also needs to exercise regularly. She should move to a small town in the Midwest somewhere. She is a good person at heart. Always has been. Money and greed (from those around her) has temporarily ruined her life. There is still hope, but she needs to divorce herself from the photographers who are using the shit out of her. It actually looks like she likes them, as if they might be her friends. I think she is a sad case, but not lost for good. I should go on Dr. Phil and tell him all of this shit and then sell a tell-all book about how I used Dr. Phil to save Britney.

Wait. Something's wrong..her outfit doesn't make me want to vomit. And wheres The Boots? Is she having them washed?
I can't think of anything to say about her while she's dressed in clothes that almost match (I wouldn't wear them proudly, don't really like the huge "freedom" on her huge leg) but normally she'd be wearing that shirt with a ruffled plaid miniskirt, Spanx, (purple or green, to match her complexion), and The Boots. And wearing cute aviators! She must be sick or something.

Who gives a f*ck if she puts fish in the same bowl?? She'd forget about them in her car and find them there a year later if it wasn't in the press.
I can't believe that's news...
But not wearing The Boots, now that's a story.

OMG #31 you can't be real..PLEASE tell me that was a real post and not someone planting retarded comments to stir things up.

32, antee k-what's coughy' I laughed out loud..

Noing peeple this stooopid ar owt there puts a smiyle on my fase.

coughy is so delishus with creem and shuger

ps goldfish can live with like ten thousand other goldfish in the same tiny bowl, it's betas who can't. Little slow on the uptake there, Fish.You couldv'e made fun of that too. Update! :)

Nobody needs to be told how to take care of frickin goldfish or how to not be cruel because it's virtually impossible unless you spend all day poking them in the eye with a toothpick.
It's easy to take care of goldfish.
You plunk them in a bowl, change the water every so often and feed them a few times a day.

Stop posting these non-stories in an attempt to make everything she does look like a disaster.

You CAN keep 2 fish in a bowl, sure the shop experts probably PREFER that you don't. Big deal. They also want you to buy their gourmet fish food with 42 added vitamins for 'only $42.99' when the normal one will do just fine.

did she loose weight or started working out!!?? she looks better some how

She looks nice.

Yeah she looks nice, nice and stinky.

Quite the 5 head on her. Is she going bald naturally this time?

She does look pretty normal there. I am no fan of hers, but I do kind of wish the paparazzi would leave her alone. It would do her a world of good. Parasites.

Wow. Petsmart people know jack shit about fish too. Goldfish need AT LEAST 30 gallon tank if they're living together. They're messy and have a huge bio-load. I'd love to see Britney get all confused when they try to explain what the cycle process is with all those chemicals involved. I have a feeling that bird is going to fly away and people will be looking for it on national news.

#32- coughy- a large frappucino that's been spit in.

why does she dress like a whorey 13 year old?

and driving with your dog in one arm isn't exactly conducive to safe driving. i know she's pretending it's her real baby, but c'mon now.

and anyone who buys pets from Petco shouldn't expect them to live past a day.

Is that a hospital ID around her wrist?

Ha-Ha! How much you wanna bet Britney names the fish after her sons? You know that's what the poor soon-to-be-dead fish The boys! Britney? You are so hilarious. Thanks. Keep-up the great work.

I really like her puppy...

I'm pretty sure people have been keeping more than one goldfish in the same bowl since the beginning of time and they do just fine. Who are these morons at the petsore telling her otherwise?

Why doesn't someone put the pathetic mutt, Britney, down once and for all.
While we're at it, what's up with cheap names like "Britney" , "tiffany" , and "brianna"??? Whores!!!
I'm done. I'm gonna stuff my fat hole full of turkey guts.

Anyone else disgusted by the fact that this bitch takes better care of her fucking mutt than her kids? She protectively carries her dog everywhere and makes a nanny or caretaker care for her kids. She should not be allowed around ANY living creatures. She is a black hole vacumn for life. I am surprised that when walking around us mortals that she does not suck the life right out of us. This skeeezy down south trailer house trash bitch should head back into the hills. Maybe she and Jethro can make a bunch of 'Little uns to scream at and kick when they get in the way of her coke and whiskey fueled public fuck-fest at church on Sundays. "Tell that preacher man to find somethin else to look at!! Momma's bout to cream all over daddy's flea infested meatstick, your little cracker vermin!!!; Grab a Bag! Here comes a little brother!!"

If she did not have the $$ even dirty midges would not touch it with a dead donkey di#k.

I just hink bI just think britney is more and more crazy. I saw her ablums posted at the millionaire singles club millionairecupid.com a few weeks ago. She wanted to find a good gentleman for her sons. Now I saw her with a pet. I can't imagine what she is doing when I see her next time.