Nov 21 2007Britney Spears’ family wants her back in rehab

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Britney Spears’ family is planning another intervention to get the troubled star to return to rehab. They were hoping losing custody of her kids would motivate Britney to get her life together, but, well, it’s Britney. She ate fried chicken instead. OK! Magazine reports:

“Although her mom and dad are divorced, they are banding together for the sake of their daughter and their grandsons,” the family friend tells OK!. “Her sister and brother have been meeting with their parents to figure out the best way to confront Britney. They know she needs a huge wake-up call if she is going to be successful in keeping her children and putting her life back on track.”

Remember when you started experimenting with drugs and an intervention meant your dad beating you in the basement with a lead pipe? Those were the good old days. I’m not suggesting someone tries that with Britney, but I’m also not suggesting it wouldn’t be a bad idea. In fact, here’s a pipe. I don’t know how that gun got taped to it. Or where these bullets came from. Must’ve been the rehab fairy. She's so silly!


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Rehab is where she needs to go and stay.

I hope she is ok. I found her photos and videos posted on millionairefriends.com. It's a website for celebrities and wealthy people. 

Hey Booksy,

Why don't you take that shit out of here? Prick.

I think her parents and family/friends are more concerned with their gravy train ending. Granted, they could always slice open one of her thighs for gravy.

I could forgive her texting while driving.
I could forgive her running the red light.

But it kind of hard to forgive her driving down the street with a blanket over her head. That's kinda dangerous.

Britney! You're doing it wrong!!! First, you put your hands through the sleeves of the jacket.... nevermind..

The Nihilistics said it perfectly.....ahem...

"Kill yerself, kill yerself, it's about time you died!
Kill yerself, kill yerself, it's about time you died!"

Maybe they can hold an intervention to switch her from meth to heparin.

Yeah britney please go back in rehab. dont harm your friends and family and the two innocent kids.

Interventions don't work if the person DOES NOT WANT HELP!!!!!

Forget it Spears' family, nothing works unless you work it (sounds corny, but it's true)

8- nobody's buying it. You're a waste of space. Go away troll

Staging an intervention and getting through to a drug addict is hard, but getting through to Britney is impossible. She is a stupid and selfish little bitch. The only way to get through to her head is with an ice pick.

93 percent of humankind
wants her to return to non-existence

A dream I had last night...

Frist and veggi knew of each other's lesbian tendencies.
They talked freely about each other's feelings. veggi had
been intimate with boys and girls but her experience was
limited. Frist on the other hand had tried just about everything.

So Frist and veggi shared the occasional kiss. But this
time was different. Frist was kissing veggi's bare breasts,
gently sucking her nipples, caressing her legs. But
soon her passions were raised and it was not long
before veggi's legs were wide open and Frist's tongue
entered her tight pink pussy. Her tongue then
slipped slowly down and its tip touched the
ring of her asshole.

For a brief moment she wondered what to do. Return her
tongue to the juicy pussy or do something she had never
done before. She made her decision - and commenced
rimming veggi's tight asshole. She had experienced the
pleasure a few months earlier from the mouth of another
single-mom neighbour. Judgin from veggi's loud moaning
she seemed to be enjoying the sensation...

...and then I woke up :(

lux - nice visual. I'd love to be the one holding the icepick because she is just making me hurl in all kinds of ways. That is a rabid dawg and you know what they do to those...

Clack-clack...BOO-yah!

Usually my troll has some weird fetish with butts. Now it's heparin (which I'm not afraid to admit, I had to look up) Fucking weirdo man..


If ever I'm put through an intervention, there better be a LOT of fucking liquor..

I'm guessing she wont be cured of this behavior and her relavance until the money runs dry. MC HammerSpears anyone?

14 - FRIST

If I was a boy, I'd have a boner right now. Thanks, because I'm gonna see my man this weekend and I just love being all hot and bothered when I see him.

Veggi, I didn't know you were a girl.

Both of you....I've had two dreams like that too, totally vivid and hot, and I've NEVER been with or down on another chick. I love lezbo fantasies, don't you...?

Ted, you're so awesome with teh ghey chivalry.

*hits booksy with a brick*

uh, yeah, girl here...... and 19- you're an idiot. I like Ted..... and I don't know if that was really you Shallo Val, but that wasn't frist...... fucking trolls.

"Veggi, I didn't know you were a girl" hahahahaha that one hurt because she hears that all the time in real life! hahahahaahahahaahaha!

Yeah it's me, cept, I thought Frist had a link in blue. Damn, too bad that wasn't FRIST. I hate effing trolls man!

Mike, don't talk about Veggi like that (frowns)

Uh, OH, I may have opened myself to a whole heap of trouble......

@14
Hey Frist troll do you think you could work up something involving the thrusting of a turkey leg in honor of the big day?

Ok, I'm here now, and I see I got my porno troll working hard today..

Of course veggi is a girl, where you guys been?????

I've had my head up my culo for a while. Sorri Veg.

Oh, and how can you stage an intervention and publish it in Ok Magazine. They are supposed to be a surprise, a very very bad surprise..

Like the worst surprise party EVER!!!!!

LOL Frist. See, that's the funny Frist, not the gross troll.

FRIST!! worst party ever.... unless they bring liquor!!..

Hey girls! new post. Boring, but new..

"Like the worst surprise party EVER!!!!!"

so...that type of "funny" (teen valleygirl) is the real Frist? Ok, got it.

ok p0nk, what's your problem??

Want to step outside?

I don't think she needs rehab. I think she needs to be committed.

In a teen voice "Kick his aaaassss Frist. Kick his assssss!"

Although the picture does have Britney in the sexiest picture so far. I mean that is EXACTLY how she looks in my Britney fantasy, except the twist ties are missing... and the cabbage.

All you all people that dont support brit are being unfair and Im not looking through ross colered glasses either. It is obveus to me that there is so much love in that family. Look! her parents are standing by her.
And I hate it when the people say that she takes drugs. Show the proofs, please. That right, therei is no proff. She has gone to the rehab 2wice now and she is clean and soberer that all of you people that love to tear her down.

RETURN BRITTNEYES SONS NOW!!!

TO #37 "Anexio"

PLEASE READ #7, do that, and if not, please go back to school. The lunch bell is ringing.

God, not an intervention. Anything but people intervening. That would mean a potential change in the direction of Britney's life, and mine. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have Britney's pain, and self-destruction. I worship Spears's drug abuse. I need it to come. Please, Britney, listen to your heart and don't allow yourself to change. You're "#1". And A-list celebrity-mess. Don't fall for the gimmick of self preservation. You're doing just fine.

If she is on drugs, then how can someone as stupid as Britney not overdosed herself by now? Maybe she's getting a little help from her pals with the dosage?

#37, while there may not be "proof" that she is on drugs, she's obviously irresponsible and incompetent. Those kids will have a life from hell if they are returned to her, if they even survive.

I don't get this... it's extremely apparent that she has something wrong with her other than an abusive lifestyle. Her family should be sending her to see a psychologist, not to rehab. Rehab isn't going to help until the underlying problem is fixed... it's actually really sad if you think about it. She'll never get the help she needs until the people around her realize that there is more going on than just drinking and drugs.

I think Britney should fight like hell to get her kids back and then move to the UK, we would never treat her like that over here, yeah sure we have paparazzi the same as everywhere but they are nowhere near as fierce over here, we respect celebrities privacy much more here in the UK, she would feel more sheltered, more respected and it would give her the chance to find herself a little, Britneys NEVER had a chance to live for herself, its a downright shame.

43, Deborah, you may have something there. Us Yanks are truly an ordinary lot. I'm not a traitor by any means, but you have a point about how stupidly we adulate the dumb goings-on of the idiot celebrities, which makes them do it even more.

I especially like the way you all booed Amy Winehouse off stage, that was mint!

She's an idiot, she can do nothing right!

#37 you have GOT to be yanking our chains. Nobody could be this dumb. Could this be Annie Rexia having some fun with the fish folk?

God I thought that was a bra on the dashboard!

I'm with 23Apples. Brit does NOT need rehab. She needs to be hospitalized in a psychiatric facility! She is clearly not in any position right now to make good decisions, and the sooner she can get the help she needs, the better. It's just a damn shame to see how sad the girl is. And once she gets stronger, she should head for the hills - but not the Hollywood hills. Take a year off and spend it with your kids far, far away from the insanity, Brit!

#37

...she failed a drug test. Oh also, knowing how to spell properly helps you not look like fucktard when you're trying to make a point.

The first thing you should do is getting freed from that jacket on your head. I'm quite sure alot of problems and photographer's feet will be resqued by this ation, BET!!

Take it easy. Just take your jacket off. I know there is nothing can be shamed of when you wander around the adult site SugarmommyMeet, do you mean you want to be a sugarmommy?

Frist! You make me so flush, girl! Analingus?! Awe, shit. I wanna see more of that kind of stuff from you in the future. More ass-licking stories. More! Give. I want to be able to complete masturbation to your entries. Get to it.

She's allready death

You people have it all wrong. Our little Brits is converting to the Muslim faith. Baby steps, Brit.

The world wants her tied down on an ant bed.. but what can you do!!?

you are so cool. but i just found out your secret that you have joined an online ad*ult club sugarmommymeet, by which you are seeking a sexy guy for extramarital relationship.. Is that true?

I hate her!

Oh dear, First of all, I used to like Britney Spears. I was never a huge fan, but I wanted to see her do well. Since, she got pregnant she has been a mess..I think she has post partum depression (not sure I spelled it right). Think about it, she started going off her rocker after the first kid was born and then she had another one and went even crazier. She doesn't seem to care much about her kids and that is a sign of post partum depression. I'm not going to beat her up, like a lot of people are doing. She needs help, I don't know if she needs an intervention. I'm not saying she isn't on drugs, but like someone else said she needs help with the underlying problem first. She is really pitiful and to make fun of someone in this state is unforgivable and plain evil. I hope her family can get through to her.


Also, to address something someone said about her having to lose all her money to straighten up and then comparing her to MC Hammer. The reason MC Hammer went broke is because he had a huge payroll of people that he was paying a rediculous amount of money. Britney doesn't, I know she spends alot, but she does have a lot to spend. I can't see her being broke anytime soon. She is still making millions doing basically nothing. I don't think the money is gonna stop rolling in for her like it did MC Hammer.

I like her new hat, its different. Except if she's driving she should take it off from time to time so she can see the road.

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I would like to find out how to get in touch with Lynn Spears. I am a psychiatric nurse of 24 years and I have worked with teenagers and adults and I would like to offer them some honest trustworthy assistance with Brittany before it is absolutely too late. It looks like she needs someone to help her who doesn't want anything from her. I am a mother and grandmother as well as a nurse and I am truly concerned about her. If there is any way that you can get a message to them I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you, Sue Darter

I would like to find out how to get in touch with Lynn Spears. I am a psychiatric nurse of 24 years and I have worked with teenagers and adults and I would like to offer them some honest trustworthy assistance with Brittany before it is absolutely too late. It looks like she needs someone to help her who doesn't want anything from her. I am a mother and grandmother as well as a nurse and I am truly concerned about her. If there is any way that you can get a message to them I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you, Sue Darter

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