Nov 20 2007Beyonce has a spacious backyard

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Beyonce Knowles attended the American Music Awards over the weekend and received the award for International Star of the Year. I think Beyonce and Kim Kardashian should combine forces and, after the ensuing earthquake, become a crime fighting duo. They’d be like Batman and Robin, except they wouldn’t be able to ride in the same vehicle together. Unless they make aircraft carriers that work on the highway. In which case I totally want one. No, make that two. I drink a lot, so I'd like to apologize in advance to the entire housing development I’ll eventually plow into. I guarantee you that I’ll have no clue how I launched a stealth bomber into your living room, but I’m sure it’ll be wicked awesome. You know, if you ignore all the death.

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huge ass ..........

huge ass ..........

oh my, thank you for posting this. This is what an ass should look like, B is the sexiest women in the world

ewwwwwwwwwww
i swear that dress is not flattering at all
please dress for the body you have, not the body you want to haveb

Jesus Fucking Christ?
I am so sick of seeing women that think they are sexy!

I think the real question is: Is she recently single and does she have a profile on meetrich.com? Does she like fertile douches?

I decide to check something out there

A beauty-standard created by Disney about 70 years ago?

Look, I think B is beautiful and has a nice body. But for the love of all that is holy, please stop wearing those disgusting wigs. It's getting really ridiculous now. Could somebody just pull the dead rat off her head already?

Lovely bum! Just LOVELY!!!

OK OK So she has a decent cahboose but lets remember that this is the one who was shown wearing "support knickers" not too long ago-unveiled during a concert upskirt

It's no wonder she has massive thighs as well.How else can you carry a colossal bum like this?

woah...its huge...but at least she's beautiful..

#5 - Can you stop using the Lord's name in vain. Thank you, secondly, I just don't get it with Beyonce, she just okay and her ass is just nasty!!!

Sir Mixalot would love that. Baby got back! I think the word that Beyonce coined to describe it was bootylicious.

@13,
GOD damn mother fucker asshole Jesus fucking Christ shit cunt pussy cocksucker

She has the ass of a prehistoric ox.

And the brain of one too.

Who dresses this fake blonde? She never looks good. Ever.

I'm sorry, but now she's just a fucking cow. How now, brown Bey?

I'm just a bit worried about environmental issues lately.How many kilos of toiletpaper does Beyonce use on daily base?

#13 Jesus Christ - Stop using the word "ass" for Christ's sake!

I love the dress, great color for her.

I love her ass.

That is pure, unadulterated "House of Derriere" right there. The "couture" gown AND the booty.

Shapely is nice, but this one is out of proportion and disgusting IMO...

I want to be her toilet paper.

What are the other girls from the group doing now?

You don't read that much about them

I'd wash her ass and drink the water.

that is an ass you pay $20000 british pounds for.

Her ass is HUGE. Huge as in 'not attractive'. Kelly Rowland was always much slimmer and sexier. And yes, the Hallowe'en wig has to go...it's November.

I'd hit it.

kim' s ass and beyonce's ass would be beaten down by serena williams ass.

God dam, is that an ass or a side table???

It's no wonder she's pretty much religious because with a bum like that you'll sit comfortable on any pew.

It's like she threw in a couple of basketballs back there.

Good lord! She's getting fatter and fatter. She used to just be curvaceous but now she's just a fatty. She needs to drop 20lbs!

I wish I was the last stitch to pop on the bottom bustin' booty. I'd spank that ass like my baby sitter used to spank me when I was a teenager... wait, I've said too much...

How can you hate on her scrumptaculous ass?

You all are insane. I'd smack that ass with a sewer cap and feed it a donut.

Honestly, how can having a HUGE ass be seen as attractive? Put that HUGE ass and Kim K's HUGE ass on a woman with an ugly face or small tits and you would not give her a second look.

She's beautiful, all you haters should shut the fuck up
Just because she isn't 110 lbs. she's fat. That's disturbing.
She's got a great body. A great REAL body. Sure, she's more curvy, but that's way hotter than some skinny skank. I'd take that ass over any. The picture is from a rather unflattering angle, It's big, but it fits her curvy body.

Lovely Beyonce, lovely.

That is like when they put that pink dress on J.Lo for the Academy Awards that one year...made her butt look gigantic. Bad angle or not, dropped waists on gowns do not flatter ample butts, they only look huge. It's like a super low neckline on a busty woman, unless you have a super good support bra, you won't look classy.

I'm with Lila. (#38). Beyonce should stop sucking her mom's dick and wear better clothing. I mean family is family, but there ought to be a line drawn between family and plain bad taste.

And 37, no one is saying they like stick figures, but the girl needs to make better dresschoices. She's rich enough...Also, no one is saying she's ugly either. She's just being led by the nose by her tacky-ass mother.

Oh and one more thing,

I'm pretty sure that is all her hair. Her hair is soft not kinky and it's pretty damn long.

Um.. she looks fine?

I swear, half the comments in here sound like they're being made by jealous 13 year old girls.

That girl could kick my (also large) ass. Look at her muscles! I'm glad she's not a grossly thin, hair-falling-out, skank.

she doesnt need to upgrade anything

Sorry Shallow Val, but Beyonce's scalped enough horses for that weave that PETA should throw her in jail with Michael Vick. Granted it's a nicer weave that the tacky lion mane she normally sports, but that still ain't hers. And while she's pretty now, she's one 3-piece chicken meal from being portly. Even she's admitted that she has to work super hard to keep that booty from turning into lard. (Oh and she wears butt pads so that booty isn't even hers.) Call me a hater, but I'm just sick of seeing her everywhere. Can we find a new IT girl to replace her?

44 - oH YEAHHHH!

Firstly, I thought it was her hair but I DID call her fat earliler, so I need to remind you of that. Second, you're right, I remember seeing her with one of those girdle thingies showing under her dress. She is very hippo-hippy however and a butt-former don't help none, eivah (that's my slang ghetto accent for "either")

What I caint understand is with all that "bouncing" around on stage she wouldn't be more fit. If I had all that money and people, you know I'd devote one hour a day to serious fitness. Or at least a portable stairmaster.

Since we're still stuck on boring Beyonce, did anyone hear that in NY (my home town) they are goign to fly an "Adolf Hitler" balloon/float? I kid you not. Macy's is allowing it because of Tom Shmoozes new movie Valkyrie (which used to be my other nome de plume).

Is there anyone who won't suck Tom's dick and lick his ass? I mean REALLY.....A Hitler balloon. It's almost funny. Actually, it is funny. We can't say the "enn" word, but we can fly Hitler ballons.

To quote my favorite poster, Frist, WTC????

I forgot tomention it will be flown in the Thanxgiving Day parade.

Right there girl, now we're talking!! The more cubic inches the better. That ass of yours is a kim kardashian-one. And it's no secret I love those BIG ones. Especially together with BIG tits. I must help myself a few times I think................
.........soo ADIOS!!

Is this for real or another doctor-operated butt?

I'd venture to say that Beyonce's buttochs is heavily scarred by past boils. You know what I mean. Those gigantic pimples that sometimes inhabit your asscheeks? The bumps that you can't help but pick at until they spew mayonaise. The little kilimanjaros that bleed badly. Well, imagine Knowles's monolithic ass freckled with purple, grissly dots. Hot!

huge ass and boobs! real huge! but she's not pretty looking in those pics.

Shallow Val:

Show a source for the nazi-balloon ....

Beyonce looks fine in these photos. Might be a bad angle.

Adolf Hitler??? WTC!!!!!!

Oh, and apparently this is the ass model Kim K picked out of the surgeon's catalog. HOW ORIGINAL.........

Huge ass but beautiful but damn is that a wig?? Whitey didn't realise it was a wig!
Is it a wig???? What the fuck would she look like without a wig? Why do black women never have their own hair?

Shallow Val, what you're talking about hasn't hit the net yet, at least under the keywords:
Adolf Hitler Tom Cruise parade

I think Beyonce looks stunning and shapely. But if she did add one a single ounce, she'd be jiggling cottage cheese. If I had her body, I'd try to lose a few pounds, because I'd be nervous about that extra ounce threatening me 24/7.

Her profile and some of her nice photos were found on an animal-fucking site named http://www.animalfucking.com . I was curious why she was there . Is she an animal fucker? Anyone can advise ?

Kim is delicious. Beyonce is fat.

She should change her name to Alotta Feces.

No... I'm 13 and then some... in fact a whole lot of SOME.

B has a nice bod, a great butt, and an attractive face. But her mother's clothing designs are just downright tacky and poorly made.

I'm also tired of all that fake hair.

And yes... this is how a woman's body should look. Not like the Crypt Keeper Skeleton. Ewwwww!

I am not sure if thes a fatass or just has a fat ass. Does it even matter?

Bête noire??

Some people's fame goes to their head- in others it settles lower.

B is the sexiest black women on the planet, she has it all beautiful face, nice chest, and big round ass. What more can you people want, how can a skinny toothipick sized women compare to all this

Well, if we created a Beyonce balloon, she could easily squash Hitler with her huge assets.

That's my kind of woman! Any one that has something bad to say about her is just jealous. She's a million times prettier than girls with fake tits and no ass. And her smile is gorgeous.

i'm so glad i'm not alone in thinking beyonce is a fat cow who needs to disappear. for the love of all that's good, i just can't see why people think it's okay to have an ass that causes other people discomfort on an escalator. although, in her defense, she probably has all escalators cleared before she goes up them. or is landed via helicopter landing pad to most shopping destinations. so the point is moo anyway i guess, huh...

and also, i love the comparisons people make in defense of beyonce, calling all other, less glutally endowed women, "skinny skanks", or "toothpicks", or what have you. in retort:

Jessica Alba
Megan Fox
Giselle Bundchen (although, not fair, she was a vickie's model)

just to name a few. Shapely, curvy women, who put Beyonce's body to shame. If you're that rich, you can afford a stairmaster, or a holographic suit to disguise your grossly disproportioned rear end.

She's fat. Her ass is HUGE. Sure her face is pretty, and she used to be "curvy", but it's gone beyond that. She is out of proportion, and let's face it, she's overweight. I really don't see how an ass that tremendous can be attractive.

Don't be hatin' on Beyonce. She is a class act, never mind gorgeous. She is talented and loves her mom! What is not to like about this woman? OK, her boyfriend is ugly.

I would rather set myself on fire than touch that beast.

She's so hot. Just look at her...

She looks good.

/i'd hit that ass for hours

mmmmm ...beefy!

fuck all of u!!!!!

she's HOT! deep deep inside u all agree

#36....I admire "bubble butts" ...it doesn't matter if a woman has a huge rack or not or doesn't have a pretty face. I've seen many homely looking women that ... who do not have a huge chests or the greatest looking faces get a lot of men ....because they have nice figures in general(some of them have nice bubble butts). It's all about preferences. Some men are butt men...some are boob men..leg men...whatever. I can definitely appreciate a woman who has an ok looking body but a great face. "To each his own."

By the way...Beyonce does not have a huge rack ....neither does J lo.

This brings to mind the time that Garrett Morris said he wanted (in a woman) "something he could hold onto and hit with a car antennae" - I guess this is pretty much his wish list.

What a disgusting fat ass. gross.

Could she want to be any more white?

Why would anyone stand like that?
Especially with such a big ass.
The ass is big enough, no need to stick it out and cover it in gold.

she is not hot at all, i can handle big asses, but she is nasty.

Holly Cow!

That thing blocks the sun out! Think of the farmers darling!

Jay-Z and Beyonce will end up being the next Sonny and Cher, watch.

And we all know how that ended up...so Jay-z will be mayor of detroit, and Beyonce will do a couple of good movies, make an awkward run at a comeback, and they'll both slowly fade into oblivion.

next.

Beyonce is very hot. I have seen her profile and ablums posted on the hot girls club millionairecupid.com. Her pics posted there are very hot and attractive. I remembered she also posted her personal blog on that site.

5 years from now she will be a massively disgusting fatbody.

Beyonce is an ugly whitewannabe fat cow with who cant speak proper english and cant talk without a sista-head-shaking thing. She's just a ghetto hoodrat who probably has a rotten-smelling coochie. What's the big deal with her??? that her mom is half white? I dont get it she's so f**ing ugly and fat and her nose consumes half the world's oxygen and her ass consumes half the worlds atmosphere - please Superficial keep her off this website!!!!

She wears butt pads...to create illusion that she has a big ass...She is pretty though

wow....How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby... if it is true!

I like her songs very much, and She is so hot

#67J
Jessica Alba
Megan Fox
Giselle Bundchen (although, not fair, she was a vickie's model)

Alba used to be curvy now she has nothing, Fox is skinny straight up and down no ass, Giselle is a model so she can't possibly have and hips and ass. B is a black women thats what black women look like.

Beyonce IS fit and she looks fabulous.

Oh, wait, you're right. She's a hideous beast and THAT'S why people LOVE her, buy her records, attend her concerts, give her modeling contracts for MAKEUP, SKINCARE, AND HAIR PRODUCTS, contracts for product promotions (satellite cable, etc.).

YEAHHHHHHHHHH, you're right. Nobody wants to see this disgusting whale.

LOLOLOL....jealousy is such an ugly thing. You poor, poor people. Your dissatisfaction with your lives is more obvious than Wayne Newton's dye job.

Bland Ambition,
I am a 40-ish white, married father of two. I have a good job and a nice house. I don't go to her concerts, I don't pay any attention to her makeup, skincare, and other products, and don't care about her modeling contracts. When I look at her I see a pretty girl with a HUMONGOUS ass and thighs. Why oh why would I ever be jealous of a mediocre singer with a gigantic ass? Why would you say such a thing? Because I don't find her sexy in the least? Therefore I'm jealous. I think you're getting "repulsed" and "jealousy" confused, hon.

wow most of the white people who post here are very funny..........comments are pretty different on black blogs ........... she's fat and disgusting WTF is wrong with most of ya'll lol.

For those of you who said Beyonce is fat! Are you being serious? She is not stick skinny, but she is certainly not fat.

#67-to compare her to Gisele and megan fox is stupid...they are white girls first of all who will obviously have a different body type than a black woman. and Gisele, curvy??? never noticed that but okay

most of these coomments musta been made by women, and the 40 yr old father of however many, no comment, cuz that explains why you dont like beyonce. any man would love her. and in person i can assure anyone that she is smaller than 90 percent of the women on here. or women in general. girl is gorgous

people NEEED to stop hatin on a REAL women . shes the baddest chik in tha gsame and best body! Atleast she shows she EATS FOOD . not sip on little diet drinks and pills all day like those petty white girls

ummm! i bet her bowel-movements are spectacular!

# 90 is a straight up asshole. Mediocre? Jessica Simpson is mediocre, Britney Spears is mediocre, and J.Lo is mediocre. Those bitches can't hold a tune for shit. Beyonce can sing her heart out. Why do so many people hate on her body? If she don't want to be a stick skinny bitch then let her have her curves in peace! She's not the type to eat a bunch of food and stick her finger down her throat. Being skinny ain't all that.

Haha you know what's funny, all men are attracted to her so the woman hate on her. But she's fine as hell

Some of you seem to have forgotten that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Those of you who think B is fat - you have my sympathy, as no competent woman would waste her time on you. I'll bet you can't even figure out why only the psycho women want to stay with you, right? The sexiest woman is one who is happy with her lot and is able to forge a healthy relationship with someone who loves them as glorious as she is with great curves and strong legs and even stronger self-esteem. Body-type aside, nothing is more repulsive than a woman who is never happy with herself - constantly despairing about who she is and what she looks like.

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