Oct 19 2007Uma Thurman wears see through clothes

yum

Frist!

Not a big deal. Not the first time she's shown her parts. Kind of a neat gown, actually.

Personally I'm just glad she had on underwear, ecspecially since they werent thongs. She shows off less in that "revealing" dress than most celebrities do when they are just out and about in their normal life.
She could definately use some of those little nipple covers made for dresses like that though.

I Just Fapped Furiously.

Lovely dress.

I'd hit that. Particularly after some Kill Bill sword action.

go Uma, its your Birthday, suit.....shes Hot for her age.

I didn't need to see that small bit of soiled toilet paper.

she looks stunning!

LOL
Look at the guy in the second pic.............looks like he's jacking off and about done.

It's possible that pic2 isn't the best she's ever taken. Sort of a cross between Paris Hilton and Britney. I almost expected to see a wigga with 2 retarded toddlers hanging out in the background.

TT don't be mean! That guy represents 99% of the male commenters here.

Thank God it's Uma and not Oprah in that gown.

LOL Veggi,
I can see them now...................and good three or four strokes and bang they're done.

Now that's someone I don't mind seeing nude.

what is that like 6'4" of reasonable hotness??

wow, i still think she looks amazing!

Hate to call "dumbass" here, but she's wearing a bodysuit. Now, her nipples are about to bust out, but she's wearing a bodysuit.

The gown is a brilliant idea for keeping attention where it belongs. For example, look at pic #3. You have to use great willpower to pull your eyes away from her boob, and look down to see her famously freakish fingers (right hand especially). My god. Does she wear gloves, or just buy a fresh package of rolls for footlong hotdogs? Not a problem for me personally, in fact it improves the fantasy - my most favorite thing is when a girl slides a finger up my ass right before I skeet.

Transparent clothes are all the rage in retard land. Am I worng, or does Uma look retarded? Not only does she have the brow, slash, forehead combination that normally indicates autistism, but she's also dressed retardly. I'd feel like a fucking prick if people could see my penis as I sauntered down the red-carpet. Yeah, it's small.

My prostate would LOVE to meet her fingers

Thank TT.

Ok, from now on Jimbo just IM me on the windows messenger when there is a new post. You know my handle, but my name says Fluffer McNair.

I'd love some good-ole lesbian sex with her, she can flick my bean anytime.

@21 D. Richards,
How small is it?
Mine is like..............maybe 3 inches, when hard.

OMG how funny. Click on the second pic on the bottom. See the fat guy in the background? He's all head!!!

yeah...ummm...that comment party has been going on for awhile now...

#25 Kari's got the 10 and a half!

Why can Uma look sooo fuckin hot sometimes and look like something I wouldn't shit on at other times.

@26 FRIST.............see #11. LOL

10 and a half????????

Uhm.... that is gross. How many kids has she had, an orphanage? Her nose looks like a squash or something, and the rest of her looks like - soggy potatoes in a chenille bag. There's a reason why you don't see that image on many magazine covers.

Here's a shot of her ass in that dress......Yummy!!!

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20071019/uma%20thurman%20Swarovski%20Fashion%20Rocks%20concert%20oct%2018/u2.html

she looks absolutely smashing :)

Now there's an old lady I'd like to have hard core, break the furniture, porno sex with.

Whoops - same pic...Sorry for being a dumbshit....just trying to help.

FRIST...

oh yeah?

I thought Sheila had the ten and a half.

glad i'm not the only one here...

I have a whole collection of dildos.......6", 8", 10" and 12" plus a good assortment of butt plugs.

the problem here is that Henry might have had the ten and a half once upon a time (like back when he was cool, before he started playing cops on TV) but the steroids probably f**ked all that up!

Uma Zuma! She is Beautiful.

I'm completely lost. Not that that's different than my everyday life. WHAT are you talking about? Whos Henry- who's Sheila- and why does kari have a 10 and a half anything? HUH????

Oh like I'm the first one to ever not read all the comments and accidentally say something someone has already noticed and had a detailed conversation about. You guys are so ANAL!!!
You like that one, don't you TT
Oh, and Sam, I believe Rollins was saying Kira's got the ten and a half. Wasn't she like the bass player or something? I dunno, I was stoned in the 80's, don't member much../.

T.V party tonight? anyone?

I'd fuck the Beatrice Kiddo out of this bitch and make Bill watch.................

hah! yes ma'am you are correct! and a step closer to awesome in my book!!!

Kill Bill was perfect for her - she was supposed to look haggard but somehow hot. Sadly for her, the first part isn't a choice anymore. But surgery would be a huge mistake - imagine what her already odd looks would become after a few procedures? Kill Bill, volume III, with Uma Thurman as Bruce Jenner...

Damn, go to lunch and I miss all the good stuff. Yesterday it was the sex doll.

Great Sam, now I can check that off my list of things to do today!!! Haha, just kidding, I stole that line from Jim.

But I agree, I am pretty awesome. And so are you.

Did anybody notice that Britney lost custody?

I've just never thought she was attractive, ever. And in the 80's and early 90's she was considered a great beauty. Didn't get it then, don't get it now. That said, she's cool and I like her dress.

Hey FRIST,
It's the trolls................

butt, I do like anal.

I liked her thumbs in Even Cowgirls get the Blues. BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!

Uma Thurman was called a great beauty because she's like 6 feet tall and has big natural boobs. By itself, that's not unique, but she doesn't weight 200+ and she lives in America. It's never been done before. Or since. Jesus. I went to the mall yesterday. Let's just say I DID NOT intend to shop for muffintops. I hope the cancer takes me soon...

See Jimbo, you should eat lunch at work.

I tried to, but it looks as though no body wants to see me with my pants off.

TT, yep trollin...assholes!!! I didn't write that line about her thumbs.

Hey Jimbo, what did you have for lunch? I ate my samwich earlier.

It's almost time to go home...I'm bored

She looks damn good for being 73.

Correction - Jimbo, you should eat lunch at my bunghole. Nummy-nums!

I ate TT's bunghole, as you can clearly see.

#28. Frist? Was that a Black-Flag pun? You devil, you!

P.S. My little penis is maybe, 6''. How I envy Madango.

What a buttcake.

She's a classic beauty, from ancient times.

Doesn't she look like she would smell really good? Hmmm yummm,

@26. FRIST!!!

That dudes head in the 2nd photo is FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!

All I know is, she has a son, and when he bursts through a door and accidentally sees mommy getting undressed, he's a waaaaaay luckier than I was (*shudder*).

#59, Yes it was!

#62 I know, huh?!?!? But apparently I said it too late :( They all made fun of me and told me to scroll up and called me fat and stupid :(

Dave, if it were oprah in that gown, you wouldn't be able see quite as much...as for uma, that dress, or better, her wearing it, is tacky.

Nice to see my troll is out and about today..

Troll - get a life you fuck nut

Untoned shapeless ass and a boring looking nipple, this would be an incredible dress on someone younger but it's not really working for her. She is pretty but the ass it flat and saggy looking and the nip looks too medical textbook and not very wet t-shirty.

Verdict: meh

She has major man hands bet she has huge feet and at 6 foot plus 4 inch heels in person she probably looks like a pretty tranny with boobs.

TOTAL KARMIC IRONY that she's a prude but an exhibitionist too. Commentator time!

"life is a shithole" - you, sir, are clearly a season masturbator! We salute your seen-it-all/rubbed-it-all selectivity. Rookies, or those suffering from...build up...might find this woman sploogeworthy, but a calloused veteran will NOT feel that familiar tug. (contractually obligated to add: "so to speak")

Wow I missed a lot. I got to remember to not work at all. Fish, thank you for the excellent palate cleanser between the Britney fuckups. It is most appreciated. Uma is gorgeous, that's all there is to say, except that #70 has the funniest post of the day.

I luv her dress and she's hott for her age

Needs to learn that toning is as important as dieting. But yeah, she does look pretty good.

Uma is the goddess. You may admire her.

someone crusing for some meat...

She's beautiful. It's close to impossible for her to wear a dress to make her look bad.

Who cares? She looks like a fox. Gorgeous!

on purpose?

Seriously, what the fuck is Ethan Hawke's problem? When you have the opportunity to place your hands and/or penis on/in Uma Thurman more or less whenever you want, who the hell do you cheat on her with?

Shit, we got this at the top all weekend?

Nice fuckin nostrils. Must be part of her "unique beauty" (although thankfully she's not as "uniquely beautiful" as Sarah Jessica Muckstall).

Uma performed oral sex on me last Tuesday. She came even before I got wet. That's how love is.

PS TEXass TRANNY...WHERE ARE U. DONCHA REMEMBER?

So these are the "Before" pictures, right?

She's freekin' HOT in my opinion. And I am a straight female.

I simply don't get it that this publis person has the nerves to show up in such a disgusting and cheap looking dress. It is more surprising, on the contrary, that she shows those, like tea bags looking TITS, to the public, JEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS!!!!

Grandma! Grandma! GRANDMA! You wore a window curtain outside again! Come on home and we'll make you some nice laxative tea.

I'm so sick of seeing all these Old Hollywood Actresses flash their nipples and pussies at us to get Free PR. Do these people have no respect, or what!

We know that they have no brains since all scripts are written for them, and they are even given written instructions on how and what they should be doing/actions/acting, and with all the takes and re-takes........

Look, Uma, we all know that you are getting old and fugly, but if you want to show your privates, go to some magazine and get paid. We would all like to see you when you are posed and airbrushed and look sort of sexy. Now you just look like a saggy haggy.

Don't these women realize when their fabric is transparent to flash photography? Don't they have a friend shoot a test before going out?

Fuck. How stupid are famous women?

I wonder when this nude thing will trickle down to the masses...

non o this nude thing in my town !

we have this indescency law

the only SHOCK left is when
MALES stop covering up

C*ck Shock YES it's time
waite
no noNOoooooooooooooooooo!

littlesquished upFlesh in see-thru gotch forgetaboutit :(

she is SimplySTUNNING!

...I'm all for a new hollywood trend
"Peek a boo penises!"

Damn, she's does look really gorgeous here.

Wow, I love the dress! And she looks absolutely gorgeous here! And classy! I think you can only see thru her dress when the camera bulbs flash.

Clearly the person writing the texts for this site has changed, cause they used to be funny and now they are all really lame and un-funny!

#91 'littlesquished upFlesh in see-thru gotch'..that would go over well!

HaHAHA#93"Peek a boo Penises'

yUMMYUma still has it hothothot

Uma is hawwwwt. I so wished I could do her.

who cares it is a nipple. she is nasty any way

Whats up with the track marks? She's got injection marks all over her arms.

That's what happens when you get old-you need to show everyone your parts to remind everyone you're still out there.

Ibwatched that, she looked quite pretty actually. considering she usually lookes like 15 year old boy.

She's so gorgeous, I could just eat her up. I loved her in Gattaca, they chose her as the genetically superior being...good role for her.

How unclassy.

IMO, Uma can wear whatever the hell she wants. She is a goddess. Not perfect looking, but fabulous all the same.

It's a nipple...why do we need to block it out? What is wrong with you? It's as natural as fingernails or toes. Pathetic media scrutiny. America is over!

her clothes is special, i like her film very much, her profile on sugarcupid.com is also very good, including many pictures.

That looks really, really itchy. But I guess if she's abandoned enough to show her nipple in public, then she's probably okay with reaching down to scratch her ass.

That is one weird, ugly dress. With all her money, why not choose something beautiful instead of this piece of trash that looks like it was worn first by Tinkerbell's goth sister.