Oct 24 2007Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal officially dating

not normal

FIRST

Oh! Well there you go!

The least interesting couple... ever. If there are two people I would least like to imagine having sex, it's these two. He looks like a freaking lemur and she's just dull. If I had to choose between reading another story about these two or open heart surgery, I'd cut my own chest open.

Why does Jake look terrified??

third!

americans r pointless!

all of u!

I've had boyfriends just like this. The only problem is when you get really really drunk and decide, what the hell, why not do it? But the next morning you're always hungover and hate meat more than ever.

Hey, #6...what are you third at? World Nation?

Thirdx 2 that is...

bet u american cant add!

South Africa Rocks! n we won the rugby world cup...do u knw that america is the obly country that broadcasts american football, its coz it sucks! it doesn make sense...fuch all u americans

Johannesburg Babe!

keep selling your soul, reese, soon there'll be nothing left!

He must love to have a chin stabbing his taint and the head of his penis "accidentally" bitten. Repeatedly.

She looks way too happy. He looks like he's not so happily picking his teeth and wishing she would get the Brazilian wax.

#9 "bet u american cant add!"

No, but we can count..

When did Krazi hot kelli move to South Africa? Oh well, their gain is their loss.

FRIST I have a confession. You know that picture you have on your page, with the bare arms and legs and bent over? Everyday, at least once, I rub one out while pretending to play Rear Admiral with you in that room.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rear+admiral

Hey frist!

"next year 9/11....ill sacrifice my own life"

thats all im gonna say

What the hell was going on in the Jessica post?????

And why do care about these assholes?

I didn't even know that S Africa had computers

Bring it on bitch.
I don't think your AIDS will let you live until 9/11 next year.

#17 - Jake wears panties and Reese wears a strapon. I thought they'd be your ideal dinner guests.

@20,
Well why didn't they say so?

6 & 9: yeah, South Africa Rocks! America sucks, we're pointless, we can't add and we have the NFL. At least we don't have fucking Rugby. And have average life expectancies beyond 42 years old.

Oh yeah, and we have superficial websites like this for international nutjobs with nationalist insecurity complexes, who by-the-by, can't fucking spell.

I think its funny that Texas mentioned assholes, considering the Brokeback Mountain incident and myself anal raping Reese last weekend

come on americans......

that stupid country will soon b wipped off the map!

ur role model: Paris Hilton
Ours: nelson mandela

Ok, guys raise your hands (I see yours is up already, Jake, you know me so well!) if you hate it when you get a coughing fit in public and the semen starts trickling out of your ass.

@24-

Nelson and Paris have a lot in common. For instance they both went to prison, and I don't want to see either naked.

Now, please, go do us all a favor and pull a lion's tail.

Brokeback Mountian is in Wyoming.

Dipshit.

#22

u dont make sense....all of u...period!

American Idiots!

I thought Brokeback Mountain was in I-da-ho

Wide O ming

South Africa's role model - for most of the black population, based on their behavior - is Winnie Mandela, unfortunately.

uh...continue with the ur dum stuff or wtv (gosh!)

Reese has the longest ugliest chin I have seen on any woman....makes Aniston's manly chin look feminine....just sayin'

The movie is set in Wyoming, but was filmed in Canada.

Click on my URL to see a family picture. See how hot I iz?

If only Reese would wear clothes that proves she is as intelligent as Britney and Jessica then you would all stop. On a different note, Hey South African Hottie sends us a picture so we can figure if your intelligent or not. I can't figure it out from your posts.

Hey Hottie in your picture: which one is you?

i take back what i said about 9/11!

hope u all accept my apology
We,South Africans, Don Roll like that!

bt i still say.....fuck all of u!

1)Don't ever say the word "canoodling" again
2)At least get the chimp to suck you off to wake you from your coma

While you do that I'm gonna go play guitar in the subway for awhile. Enjoy.

That's correct. And since filming, "The Brokeback" has been the most popular lunchtime sandwich in Canada (canadian bacon in a hot bun).

"canoodling”: the act of a couple posing dreamily for the camera while thinking about big throbbing cocks spurting hot ropey semen (the guy) and castration by chin-chop (the girl).

I thought she was rumored to have a thing starting up with corn-toothed James Blunt?

Yeah, South Africa is a great place to be. The "Rainbow Nation" LOL

20% of the population has AIDS/HIV.
It is estimated that more than 1000 people die in South Africa every day because of AIDS and that six million people in the country are expected to die in the next ten years.

That's where I want to live.

It's all a sham created by jake's studio. He's very, very gay and they're doing everything they can to cover it and keep him bankable as a hunky male star. Very well known to be the case in Hollywood.

She just couldn't share Blunt's vision of achieving absolute-zero muscle tone.

In my day it was called a "Lavender Wedding" #43

They make a sweet sweet couple.

WWW.NICOLERICHTEA.COM

SPRINGFIELD, Ill. — A 59-year-old convicted sex offender in Illinois tried to castrate himself using a filet knife after he got the urge to "touch and hurt children," according to the Daily Herald.
The man, who was not identified, removed one of his testickes, flushed it down the toilet and severely injured the other one.
He called a friend for help and when paramedics and police arrived, they found him bleeding profusely.
The man's sex offense happened in 1984 and as a result was required to register as a offender.

NOW THAT GUY HAS BALLS......................ERRRRR...............BALL.

What's this post about? Oh, these two...meh. Not enough for me to make fun of.

This is from a recent interview with Jake. It's all you need:

Fawning dipshit interviewer: What do you find attractive in a woman?

Closeted actor: Well, probably just an innate quality of being comfortable. That is sort of the biggest thing. Beauty is not always bad. For me, I think it's the comfortable factor. How does she feel about herself? Is she happy? That is so powerful and sexy to me.
.....

Please. He's so gay he can't get far enough away from the mere concept of a vagina during his answer. I guess his answer is what you'd say if 99% of your brain was shouting "Icky! Smelly! Yucky!" But it's 2007, for crying out loud. Why not just say "I find women attractive when they make me put on panties and lipstick and then ram their 8-inch cocks mercilessly up my ass while making me sing 'I Feel Pretty'!" Now I would have respected him for that answer.

Here's a true story about a high school wrestler who decided to do a little finger banging on the mat. I'm betting Jake will film his next movie in South Dakota.

http://www.queerty.com/queer/news/wrestling-rape-trial-wraps-up-20070316.php

(make sure you read the comments too)

Keep repeating to Yourself "Brokeback Mountain is only a movie". I don't believe Jake is gay. No way. Now Tom Cruise I believe he does dudes. Jake should of won an oscar for Brokeback they way people act. I'd love to spend time with Reese myself. Excuse while I prepare myself for the verbal abuse that may be headed my way.

Jake belongs with Heath Ledger, always.

She looks happy...

How can Toothy Tile be dating a girl?

Whats with people having fake relationships to promote movies? I bet they "break up" the week the DVD is released...like Jennifer Anniston and Vince Vaugn

#12 - what's the last sound a pussy hair hears before it hits the floor?

A: pppfffftt

Jake's got a mouth full of nature's dental floss. Better gargle with peroxide.

i ever heard there's dating site for celebrity singles called richmingle.com. i will check it out soon.

she looks exactly like Kirsten Dunst there.
That was my first thought when I saw the pictures, before I even knew Jake had dated Dunst before.....

Will you be a sweet couple? I don't think so! I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site WealthyRomance.com where Charlie Sheen found his girl last May. She seems to have a sugardaddy on that site.

@57 and many others comments on different topics.

Ok ok ok. I think it was the ninth or tenth off topic mention from a host of helpful bloggers to suggest I go to www.fuckyouiamnotsayingit.com, not the URL, I'm just not helping these fucks. Guess what it's a dating site for rich people. Adultfriendfinder by any other name is still for sickos. Goddamn paid bloggers you PR fucks are truly the scum of the earth. Fish, getting any affiliate compensation? These twats are stealing from you.

#42 tutu, firstly ur stats are all wrong,there is no way 1000 ppl die if AIDS everyday...we wouldnt have a population by the end of this year!!!and the percentage is more than 20%, we know its WORSE.but its actually not a laughing matter....hey,atleast we let GAYS GET MARRIED!THATS QUITE SOMETHING RIGHT!LOL! jake can get married to Heath anywhere in our country!!!

by the way, jake is hot!!!!!reese has a wierd chin

i just dont see them as a couple. or maybe im jealous. he's perfect.

south african:

not all of us are what u claim. our prez DOESNT represent all of our points of view on how this country should be run. i dont like him. most people in american dont like Paris Hilton. NOT ALL OF US ARE SO IGNORANT. I just wish other countries wouldnt generalize on accounty of what they see and hear on tv.

south african:

have u been to america? u should try it before u defy it.

Now, normally, I find at least something horrible to say about the celebrities on these posts but I gotta say this time; I don't really give-a fuck about these two. Reese's alright and all. Jake makes me a little sick-to my stomach. Something about the guy. I'm not sure what, actually. Maybe it's that NYC upwardly mobile thing he has going on that I hate. A baseball cap, aviators, a cell phone. That kind of shit. My point; I hate people that wear baseball caps. I think.

@ 63: its just frustrating when i hear american imply we ride on lions to work or something...truthfully i've never even seen a lion in real life.tried at the zoo but it was hiding. but ur president is an idiot thi...than again so is ours lol!
and mandela is not much of a hero like people think.he's big fat SELL OUT!we need a revolution,seriously.

JAKE IS FINE

he is waaaay too hot for her!

Jake Gyllenhaal is gay. He's Toothy Tile.

It's just sad that he, or more likely, his handlers, think his career would suffer if he just came out. Augh, I can't wait till the day when being gay is just no big deal.

sosososoooooo cute =]

they are in a good relationship. but why somebody saw he is on a dating site called sugarcupid.com.

What a fake and pathetic picture!
Just a booooooring fauxmance. *yawn*

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