Oct 8 2007Paris Hilton is a beacon of repentance

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Recently the new and improved Paris Hilton announced she’d be taking a humanitarian trip to Rwanda. Someone needs to tell her that Rwanda is in Africa – and not behind a curtain. Also you need to get in a plane and fly there - not drink 15 cans of sparkling wine and dance like a paraplegic who just got her limbs back. Good effort though. I can almost feel those refugees being helped. Almost.

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#1 shitheads!

FIRST you fuckin infected anal parasites!

TOP 5 veggi lickers!!!!!!!!

probably FOURTH you cumfaced queens!

@#1: God I love you best troll!!! Fuck me!!!

Betty White looks pretty good here

The Hilton Sisters blow!

somewhere in the TOP TEN you shitfinger lickin cum garglers!

@#1: Dear dear favorite best troll I willingly yield first place to you!!! Now fuck me!!!

10th!

Paraplegics have their limbs dipshit.

You need to take dancing lessons you dumb bitch, hasn't anyone ever told you that you don't know how? PLEASE STOP!!!

I figured that her announcement to go to Rwanda was total bullshit.
It's kind of a given that dumbass Paris would do something like that - I'm not surprised.


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Paris looks as strung out as veggi's troll in #6. Good look for her.

What does one have to do with the other.

Even if she is doing humanitarian work - that does not preclude her from enjoying what life has to offer in the USA when she is here

She is a young woman - let her enjoy being young

do you know anything about bono and penelope affair?

I actually like that dress she's wearing. I like it enough that I'm a little worried that it actually isn't a good dress, but that Paris's bad taste may be contagious, much like other things we could mention.

Damnit! After reading about Lohan I was wondering what skank #3 was up to. Even had a good line. From Paris, "Hey everyone don't forget about me. PS Rwanda is hot!"

Ah well, glad someone exposed her. She's not going to Africa. What a F'n liar. Evil wench.

I thought that our goal was to curb the AIDS crisis in Africa?

Oh yea, sure, let's send in that Parisite Hilton.

Way to go.

She is putting on airs. That ignorant slut can't even spell humanitarian or Rwanda. I doubt if she can spell her own name.

Selflessly donating $20 million would be a sincere gesture on her part. Spending $5 million for her and her entourage to enjoy a luxury vacation where people starve to death daily reeks of selfishness and attention whoring.

She's posturing for a better image. But it's 100% phony.

What a stupid fucking whoredog.

I am so tired of seeing Britney ,Paris, and Lindsay
I don't care what they are doing
It would be nice if they would all disappear

What a fucking waste of air. I'm so sick of seeing her deformed pointy rat face all the time.

I think y'all are being unfair. Paris has donated all of her underwear to Rwandan relief.

Oh - she never owned any?

Maybe the Rwandans can donate to buy her underwear.

Does anybody still care about this skank?

lucky bitch gets to party all the time and dont do shit ..wish i was her minus the herpes!

Did anyone else think that in the main picture of this article that the guy's hair was her top?

she looks beautiful !!!! well done girl go go go ............i like her!!!

#27
You are right . I am with you. She is HOT!

#20
Selflessly donating $20 million would be a sincere gesture on her part. Spending $5 million for her and her entourage to enjoy a luxury vacation where people starve to death daily reeks of selfishness and attention whoring.

I couldn't think of a better way to put her Rwanda trip. Holy shit!

Paps"Hey Paris, can you point to Rwanda on a map?"
Paris "I don't need to, I just tell the pilot where to go and we are in Canada in no time, so hot"
Paps "Did you ever finish High School Paris?"
Paris "Yes. My dad bought me that dip thing.... I mean just yes. Ha ha that was hot"
Paps "When will you be back from Rwanda Paris?"
Paris "We'll be back from Barbados in a month."

someone please tell rwanda to get vaccinated before paris arrives.

She is pretending to be some sort of Princess Diana. Which is something she will never be.

#28,

If by "hot" you mean "diseased with nasty vaginal discharge" then I agree!

Wow, her sister finally looks like "the pretty sister" but what's with the
toes coming out of the peep holes? She has her sister's huge feet
and they are butt ugly!

I ate her butt once and it tastes like black licorice. Seriously, nobody likes black licorice unless it's on fire and Sambuca.

she looks like shes doing drugs again. or drinking heavily. just look at her face.

Will this ever get old?

To be fair, it's hard not to dance like an idiot when you're 5'9" and are built like a stick figure. I should know.

#22 - I LOVE IT: "deformed pointy rat face" I thought I was the only one who noticed, HA!

Yeah Paris, fukoff to Rwanda and don't come back, I only wanted to be your myspace friend coz u were in jail. BITCH.

#34, thanks a lot. Black licorice WAS my favorite candy, but I doubt I'll ever be able to eat it again without thinking about Paris' anus. Ech, I think I'm going to be sick.

You know what, she is hot. Look at that pic of her dancing with her eyes closed. Sexy stuff. And now she's actually engaged in philanthropy?

I'll tell you what: this kid is P-Diana of the 21st Century.

That's how f*cked up we all are.

nicky looks like tranny XD
ugly bitches ...
and who cares

yes she's undeniably hot!!!

ooh what kind of bag is that?!? i love it

if she comes to South Africa i shoot her myself!!

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but this woman is georgeous. Incredibly, incredibly fuckable.

come on did anyone believe actually she actually cared about anyone besides herself? she is a walking VD her purpose is to infect as many people as possible

Rwanda & Paris are each capable of self-destructing on their own; the self-destructing synergy of the combination could make them both go really fast!!! YAY!!!!

#45 I hate to say it but you're right, she looks good in these pics. Definitely better than Nicky.

Total idiot - waste of dna. Her sis looks like crap.

Famous for being famous is going way to go thru life. Especially if you have STD's and other parasites that drip out of your diease effect vagina.

You should stop talking about her, def. and nikki should just stay home

i sure hope the plane carrying paris to rwanda doesn't crash, killing all aboard. or do i?

Of course she's going to Africa. HIV is the only STD she doesn't have. Collection complete! I hope Kunta remembers to strap the 2x4 to his ass.

OMG!!! Check out this song about wanting to be Paris´ dog!!!! SO HILARIOUS!!!

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LISTEN TO THIS HILARIOUS SONG!!!!

...or does Paris look pregnant in #5?

Paris got so wrecked she was humping the red curtain behind her.. and her sister had to be escorted out because she was too hammered to walk. I love living in vegas!

I don't get it. Neither sister is pretty, or talented, or does much of anything except prance around in expensive clothes they only wear once. Why are they famous?

Why do we care?

Is this for the next season of the Simple Life?

can she even spell Rwanda? and does she know that Africa is a continent, not a country?

I can two spell Rowanda ... Rowhande ... Ro ... I can two spell Aphrica!! And I can finde it to. Its down south near Misisi ... near Misipi ... near Florida!!! Next to Utah!! And you can get grate silver and terkois jelry their!! Thats why Im going!!

#61-- oh my god, that was great!

hmm, at least her sister is not embarrassed to be photographed with her anymore.

i miss the simple life...please don't end the show....

As a matter of fact, Paris Hilton WILL make a donation to the Playing For Good Foundation. And the Hilton Foundation matches whatever money she spends on charitable causes.

Scott Lazerson from the Foundation invited her to Rwanda and he is happy to have her on board. All help is apprecaiated, and if Paris wants to do good, let her. Who cares what Paris did or did not do in the past, what counts is the Present.

Also, if Pariswants to party occasionally how is that anyone else's business? As long s she stays within the law,what she does in lfe is her decision alone.

Party it up! Party it up! Party it up!
Yes!

i saw a smile photo on sugarcupid.com, is she dating online?

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