Oct 2 2007Pamela Anderson might possibly be pregnant

What car is that?

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Not that I care, but PA getting married or pregant or shagged or divorce ain't much of a story.

I thought she only boned rock stars? She's adding to her repetoire.

Hep C, baby!

Maybe K-fed should get her kids, too. Damn....Xtina won't have anything on Pam's pregnant boobs.

if she is pregnant, she's definitely trying to suffocate the fetus with that too tight belt.

Ratty hair, haggard face, flotation device chest, black wetsuit, brown bag, white shoes, Hep C. Wow! What a catch!

That's some good detective work there Lou.

/eats donut

Another class act here people. She's practically royality.

look at her cleavage in the last few photos. don't know how any dude could not go soft after seeing that. therefore, there is zero chance she's pregnant.

All the toys, bikes, motorcycles and everything else aside, IMAGINE IF THAT WAS YOUR MOM. How humiliating. I feel sorry for her kids. Wait, where have I heard that before?

Hey Pam, put your tits away you dumb bitch. Wait, on one hand I want her to do the right thing for her kid's sake, but on the other I really want to see those tits again. I am so conflicted.

I so hope she has a baby at 40- her body will never go back. ha.

That's 2007 or 2008 jaguar XKR coupe.. cost about 90k

She probably just got some normal woman curves finally. I highly doubt she's pregnant, unless she is in fact the stupiest woman alive. I mean it's a pill. You only have to remember to take it once a day. How hard is that??? I mean if Paris can do it...

@16 - Yes, I do believe 'stupiest' is a word. Right?

pam call me at home 306 -***-**** later babe's.......

make porn pam

Gross....Just plain Gross....She's gotta be the biggest skank on the west coast.

#18 lentista . . . you phone number does not show, let me put your number up there one more time for her to see. . .

It's 306-you-wish . . . .

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The poor kid will have to suck on plastic..........the milks gone bad.............

Wow...she looks so OLd....so really really TIRed........ ..Nothing like aging all at once ... LOL.........
She actually looks more like she could be Ricks----older sister or Mom!
Eweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee .. Pam, you are going down hill...and Faasst.
You have mirrors in your house right?...Or do you just let the makeup artist TRY to work some magic then you get up from the chair...
Anywho, look in the mirror for gods sake... you look horrible.
Your skin looks so thin ..like if it was pitched it would stay frozen in that position for a while...
God im sick.

Used to be hot. Now? Not. Her chest size has gone up and down more often than a Six Flags rollercoaster and her skin no longer forgives her.

Wait. Did I just take precious seconds out of my day to post a comment about Pam Anderson? Crap!

#17, unfortunate placement for a typo....kinda funny though

@ 26 - Your eyes were probably tearing from catching a glimpse of that thing.

On another note, is that monstrous bag she is carrying made out of the same leather as her face or did they murder a couple of cows to make that thing? Typical PETA hypocrisy.

I would bone her

Seriously. I thought you weren't supposed to have children when you HAVE HEPATITIS C!!!! It's like passing on AIDS. What a stupid whore.

Pam, just keep on tanning until your face melts off. That would be a better expense of your "time." Besides lying on your back or kneeling doing what you do best.

What was the name of the mutant that popped out the chest of the guy in Total Recall? That's what her big ol' deformed boob looks like to me. What a tool.

This woman must never leave her house without makeup. The police may be forced to shoot her for that type of assault. Woman who get boobs and crap like that must sign contracts with their surgeons saying they will never leave home without makeup. They gave up the right to go au-naturel when they were cut up and made un-natural.

what kind of phone is that she has?

Jeez, I need to see those tits! Wait, what tits is it that I'm longing for, Pam's or my mom's? I'm so conflicted.

Well ok, since apparently there is to be NO NEW POST for the rest of the fracking day, and so far I haven't heard anyone say anything about the fact that she is wearing white patent shoes with an all black suit, I will be the frist to say it. Get it? Frist???

Oh, and of course I know I haven't heard any of you say anything. These are words that are typed on a computer. Duh...

But trust me, I have made up a voice in my head for each and every one of you. So please to the all caps users, stop. You are hurting my ears.

@8 addressed the outfit.

Wow I didn't know Succubus could have kids...

Guess that makes it a demonspawn....

#30 Quato (or something to that effect)

You know, I was walking down the street with my mom, looking at her tits, and I realized she had a pig under her arm. I asked, "Hey, where did you get that pig?" And then the pig said, "I won her at the county fair!"

Wow, those ripples on her breasts scare me so much that I can't come up with a decent insult. In picture 6, it looks like the right one is ready to tear off from her body, the skin is so strained. Those boobs give me the heebie jeebies! Or booby hoobie joobies. Sorry. Too much caffeine today.

Which reminds me, we haven't seen TT again today, have we?

gro-oh-oh-oh-hoss

i shiver, i sudder,
the fold in the udder
looks like a bag
held in a sag-ga-
ging mutation,
i see that her skin's
wrapping a thing
thats hard and
folded and dented
and, oh god,
her naked, with
frosbitten steak
shoved under
her steak, and flaps
oh god, hammocks, of skin.

#34 Frist,
I noticed those tacky ass kicks. I just didn't say anything because I was so disgusted by the lumpy cleavage in between her $6,000 sacks.

I was going to say every fucking body knows you don't wear patent leather or white shoes after labor day. But I didn't know when the pic was actually taken; could have been in July, you know?

In any event, I don't know who came up with the white shoes/patent leather shoes after labor day rule, but when any one deviates from it, it sticks out like a sore thumb. Screaming, "I'm white trash!".

Maybe a useless and idiotic fashion rule, but it is ingrained into our society, and it makes people look jack ass when they don't follow it.

Of course, I'm probably a jack ass for following that rule!

@38, I will give you points for originality but that's got nothing on your toothless mom's greasy hot dog neck. Good try though. Much better than your other material.

Adeliza, what about white platform gogo boots??? Is that a after labor day thing too?

Eh, it doesn't matter, I have black and brown too.

#42, adeliza:
You can wear white shoes after Labor Day nowadays.
I saw it on What Not To Wear. Stacy and Clinton said so.

But white shoes do not look good with an all black outfit.

#45-
Thanks! Did they say anyting about patent leather? At least part of the jack ass rule is gone!!!! I never understood it. But like a little lemming, I complied.

She looks very worn and has a hard look to her. In 3 years she will be out of the public eye. Who really cares about her. Does she even work or is her job just looking ridiculous. Get some class, cover up those beachballs on your chest and concentrate on taking care of your kids.

#44-
Evidently I have not been reading my InStyle Magazine thoroughly enough. I have been corrected. WHITE all year baby! Clinton and Stacy say so!

How do you know when a man has a lot of sperm in his semen?

When she has to chew before she swallows!
Ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

I used to think the whole skanky tramp look was all an act for Hollywood and she was actually a reasonably good parent. Now I am beginning to see what a selfish twat she is. Her poor kids, having to deal with all of mommy's bed buddies.

Used up old hag whore. Ain't no fool like an old fool, she's proving that. Please, don't bring any more children into the world. The ones you've got are sad enough. Besides, she'll probably just give birth to a huge puddle of hepatitis C.

Now I know the secret behind Tommy (Hep C) Lee, and Kid (Whitre America trash rocker) Rock's crude little pussy ficht at the horribly depressing VMAs. The two "bad boys" realized in unison that they actually fucked a clown looking corpse. Question: why is Pam still trying?

I don't know what Cllnton and Stacy have to say about patent leather, but in my opinion it's always a fashion don't.

Pammie is always gorgeous no matter what outfit she wears. I love those shoes very sexy. Love you always Pam

That cleavage shot in picture #6 is particularily horrifying. She was so much cuter in her early Playboy days.

Most likely, any belly bump on Pam would be from ASCITES, abdominal fluid collection secondary to her liver disease..........

gross!

She sure has bumps on her boobs - NAS-TAY

Everyone knows Las Vegas is the marriage capital of the world. They have many normal weddings, and not everyone is married by Elvis. The media doesn't show the normal and religious ceremonies since no one cares; they only show the nut case weddings. Speaking of nutcases have they gotten married or just filed for a license. Technically, the licensing department can just declared you married if you want, but knowing these two media whores I bet they are going to milk this for all it's worth and get mega bucks from the Rags for photos.

It's interesting that she doesn't want to have a baby out of wedlock, yet will divorce the second the baby is miscarried, sleep with anything on two legs, and whore around Hollywood like it's no big deal. What a moral rolemodel. She makes Mother Theresa look like a slut.

she can die for all i care

That is some horrible "fake boob sag" in picture #6. Why does she dress like that? She's a cartoon character, that's why. People, Jessica Rabbit is not REAL!!!!

She looks amazing - freaking amazing.

I love how everybody calls her ugly and all that stuff. Like there are millions of 40 year old women out there that have much nicer bodies, nicer racks, hotter faces, and more money than Pam. I'd thank the gods above if my wife looked like that at 40. Unfortunately, as things are unfolding presently, my wife will look more like Larry King than Pam Anderson when she turns 40 in 8 short years.

those are the worst boobs i have ever seen....

I notice them braets look sacring as to one of the pics you can see wired cleavage.. and it dosn't look like the good kind ..
:(
Woman you scare me ...with it water rippple s and .. oh lord ..
well so far them things took you pretty far so more power to you crazy woman :P

She's pretty selfish to even get pregnant after being diagnosed with Hep-C. The chance of the baby being infected is 1 in 8, why the hell would she take that risk? Plus, she's too old to have a baby...she's also risking the child having Down's Syndrome.

What a tit-for-brains.

.... but she's still looking good with 40

Pamela "Superhead" Anderson

Don't blame me!!! Blame inbreeding!!!

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Wow, Pam sure does look incredibly classy!

Yes, she told friends, family and business associates that her hook up with Rick, and the infamous "indecent proposal" story was all part of a "publicity stunt". However, in order to give the story some credence she had to bed Rick a few times, and she beleives she got knocked up almost immediately.

To cover this mistake, she then told everyone it was "true love" between her and Rick. She asked him not to reveal the "pregnancy" until she was sure it was real, and would go to term. She initially claimed to be "Delighted" and "blessed by fate".

Unfortunately, Rick told the world anyway,(a month earlier than agreed), and they then decided to pretend to be "delierioulsy happy about it." Pam decided to press for a "shot-gun" wedding to counter Kid Rocks revelations about her fictitious miscarraige last year!

Her only job,(as Hans Klocks assistant), will be cancelled if she cannot complete her contractual obligations for a set number of shows, the development of new routines, and a forthcoming world tour. A "pregnancy" would prevent her from working.

So, even as we speak, she is working on an escape scenario. Her friends, family and associates dislike Rick intensely, and Pam herself has acknolwedged him to be a "sleaze ball". She is caught in a scam that has gone badly wrong.

Likely escape plans include;

Another "miscarraige", or the "discovery" that the home pregnancy test produced a "false positive" result,(this part of the plan in now in operation); folowed by a divorce after a few months,(based on Ricks abuse, manipulation and gambling addiction); followed by a world tour with Hans,(to allow the press coverage to die down.) This then sets her up for yet another "comeback" in 6 - 8 months.

Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place!

The real reason why Pam was so furious with Rick's gambling was that she desperatly need to project an image of complete marital bliss, in order to make her marraige appear genuine.

If Rick does not focus all his attention on her, and continues to lead his regular "slime-ball" existance, it shows Pam in a bad light. She is desperate to prove that she has made at least one reasonable decision in her life!

As more details of her "false" pregnancy, her imaginary miscarraige last year, and the details of the scam she cooked up with Rick emerge, Pam is becoming more and more frantic about projecting a positive image to the world. Sadly, as both she and Rick are so poor at keeping anything secret the truth will emerge anyway.

She chose to deny her pregnancy to Robin Leach, as he is a sympathetic mouthpiece. Subsequent elements of her plan will be revealed in a similar manner.