Oct 12 2007Lindsay Lohan’s dad is a holy man

FWOOT!!

oooOOOOoooo, get on your knees. We're gonna "pray" haha!

He has every right to engage in a consensual relationship with any adult he choses. Obviously the woman he is dating doe not have a problem with it - so why should anyone else

Here's a nice bolt of Jesus-juice, right down your gullet.

My hands start to flame up when I touch Bibles too. Geez, fish. I thought that only happened to me! I hands don't get burned, but the Bible explodes.

Lindsey is a skank.

ohhhh, just look at her so happy to be in the limelight again. Ugh. I hate her almost as much as Britney.

God = the other woman.

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See? You can be a holy roller and get LOTS of ass. It's been done over and over again, even the pervs know about it (Catholics). Don't hate. Appreciate.

Leave Britney alone!

Lindsay's jealous that Britney's getting so much publicity, so let's keep this one under 50 comments, just to piss her off.

can't we at least get a pic of the "lindsay look-a-like??!" this is almost as creepy as joe simpson.

Wow she has great tits and a nice ass. I would so fucking hit that.

He likes to impregnante tonsils.

Yeah I know she'd got STDs but still, she's looking very fuckable here. I'd seal it in latex & hit that for sure - but absolutely not if she's really sober. No fucking way. Meeting (or meating) the "real Lindsay"? "Ummm...nah, I'll pass, gotta go, but go on and cut without me, hahaha " (*runs*).

"impregnante"??? I didn't know he was Italian.

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http://www.usmagazine.com/lindsay_and_michaels_girlfriend

haha jesus juice!! GAIJIN SMASH

@8 Havoc's got it right! That line about there is another in his life, God. That had me cracking up. I wonder if Lohan's dad and the creator of the universe get together on Wednesdays during lunch hour in a mall parking lot?

seriously tho... you have to wonder about page 6... i mean sure, i could call up page 6 and tell them i'm fuckin brad pitt... doesnt make it the truth.

i think michael lohan is sexy... seriously

She's looking pretty ratty face wise in a few of these. I think sobriety doesn't agree with or become her.

OH MY GOD, HIS GIRLFRIEND LOOKS JUST LIKE LILO- ARE THEY THE SAME AGE TOO? THAT IS JUST SICK.
sorry for yelling.

#17 - thanks for that link. I suppose if you think all blonds look alike, then sure, she looks like Lindsay (when she has blond hair). I sure hope her dad doesn't start dating a black or asian woman - imagine how many other people she'll look like!

Anyway, that link included this bit of joy in the comments section, so I believe it was the Hand of God that made you post the link today, given the previous comment thread. I will follow God's will and paste it here, for all to enjoy!

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Well well, first we have "Wicked",and all I can say is"wicked is as wicked does"!!! It just seems to be your evil and jealous nature. If you look within yourself, I would venture to say you better bring a lantern to lighten the darkness.
As for all the "ANONYMOUS" cowards who fail to use their real names and are so quick to jugde, criticize and make malicious comments when they have more skeletons than a cemetery. I say you are jealous, envious and more likely than not, dark and evil by nature!! What gives you the right to say anything about someone when you yourself have faults of your own. Did you ever read the scripture or hear the saying, "let he who is without sin cast the first stone"? Read it in the book of John chapter 8 verse 7.
Do you know what it means? Can you grasp the concept or has the devil grasped you so tight that you aren't strong enough to break free!? I say you can. But the truth is that you aren't strong enough because you don't know God, yet if you do come to know Him, you too will come out of the darkness which fills your world and into the light.
Find something better to do than to pick on my family and people I love. Find God and get a life. We have one and it is with God!!!!!!!!!!!!! That includes the ones I love.
It's said that "it's never too late" but God says, "hurry, because we all will be judged". by Him!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew 7:1 "Judge not lest you be be judged".

I have never liked Lindsay and I know she has gotten all the fashionable sex diseases. But she looks totally tappable in these pictures. Wicked Pretty IMHO.

Roller Of God. Please do my will and walk into a public library at noon and eat the boogers from your nose. Eternal salvation awaits you.

It's amazing how many people prefer to look at these people with hate in their hearts, rather than with compassion. I suppose none of you have ever relied on the compassion of others in your life. Do people honestly just come here to spread hate?
It's really sad...

OK, so we have an Oedipal complex when the son wants to do the mom....
an Electra complex when the daughter wants to do the dad....
so what is this complex, when the dad wants to do the daughter......

I got it...Jerry Springer Show.

Wow that hair looks good enough to eat.

#26 - you can't be Jesus. Jesus is funny.

erm...I seriously doubt that in this case it's a complex. More like a historical fact.

J-Sin, #13

By the way, it's not ass, it's the jeans. They're made that way. Lindsay Lohan has no ass. She's got that Beulah from Porky's build. If she ever puts on 100 lbs, you'll see it.

Nothing at all suprises me anymore with the Lohan Clan
and could those jeans be any tighter?

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31 - erhm

Oedipus and Electra are fictional "Greek Myth" people. He was the mythical king of thebes. So what fact are you referring to....the FACT that Freud chose those two myths as his subjects of reference?

@32 - Wow, I hope whoever invented those jeans gets a nod from the Nobel Committee. I find the ability to give LiLO a butt must more worthwhile than "An Inconvenient Truth." After all, I never fell asleep watching a nice ass.

Damn, She has gotten So Fat. I guess rehab does that.

Give me a Jesus Joke Burning Bush.

Well we already know what Lindsay is going to look like in a couple of years...just like her mom. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing I guess. She will never be as hot as she was in Freaky Friday though....ummm...I mean Mean Girls.

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shut up fattie sue.

Val, dahling, #31 was merely saying that Lindsay's dad expressed his desires instead of repressing them. These days a lot of comments are being run through the cementhead filter it seems....

Here's a song for this story. If Michael is the dad and "boat" = penis, it's not so bad!

Michael, row the boat ashore,
Hallelujah.
Michael, row the boat ashore,
Hallelujah.

Sister, help to trim the sails,
Hallelujah.
Sister, help to trim the sails,
Hallelujah.

River Jordan's deep and wide,
Hallelujah.
Milk and honey on the other side,
Hallelujah.

River Jordan's chilly and cold,
Hallelujah.
Chills the body, but warms the soul,
Hallelujah.

Lindsay Lohan is a piece of shit.

You'll have to forgive #31 and #40. He thinks he's smart.

Smart or not, he/she is also correct in this instance. And yeah, the collective IQ of this group has gone way down.

#44 so you agree that dad's wanting to do their daughter's is an historical fact?

how the uckfe can u call her fat? thats just sad.

what brand are those jeans, Shallo Val?

The original comment said "in this case" so sure, I bet Lindsay's dad boinked her, all the signs are there. There was no generalization.

another ugly PALE white BITCH

46- hahaha! You used pig latin to swear. oh, little baby jesus, help me!!!!

Yes, Roller of God, we certainly ARE cowards for not using our real names, aren't we?
And why, why WHY are you on a gossip site when partaking of gossip in any form is a SIN??? You are a perfect example of a religious hypocrite who judges people for judging others. And THAT my friend, is the real lesson you have taught us today. Thank you.

I see what you're saying #48, but Fishshrink is still a douche. Fuck Him/Her!

I want this woman. I bet she is a great fuck.

Seriously, I am no fashion expert, but I can say with some degree of certainly that this new trend of the '80's sunglasses is a horrible one. I prefer the alien oversized look.

sprayed-on jeans make legs look like sausages

and too much bleach makes hair look like plastic

Why so little religious rallying around this slut? Cuz she doesn't hail from the bible belt like Britney Christ your little hero victim.

how much cocaine does it take to make sausage legs and polymer hair look look good? why doesn't anyone else see? are y'all on cocaine?

Hey #24 speaking of stones...

Jesus and the apostles arrive in a small, dusty town to discover an angry mob obviously bent on doing harm. Jesus elbows his way through the crowd to discover a terrified woman cowering on the ground. Only then does he notice that everyone around her is holding stones.
"What's happening here?" he demands.
"She's an adulturess," cries a voice. "And she must be stoned to death."
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone," replies Jesus, staring back at the crowd. At this, everyone falls silent, then one by one they drop their stones and shuffle off, ashamed.

Except for one little old woman who staggers up to the adulturess with a monster of a rock in her arms. With a huge effort of will she raises it above her head and craaaaaash!, smashes it down on the other woman, killing her instantly.

Jesus lets out a huge sigh then says, "You know, Mum, sometimes you really piss me off."

I don't know what's wrong with you people. It's perfectly normal and even mentally healthy to fuck someone who looks just like your daughter. You know, your daughter isn't always available when you want her, so it's good to have some back up, just in case.

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Lindsay looks good here.
And I WAS always curious about her lyrics in that song about her father.

"You took my innocence away
you broke me in with your mistakes"
etc...

Why is she wearing different shoes in some of these pictures?

She may be crazy, but I'd do her!

Why would anyone know lyrics to a Lohan song?

And Bunnybutt, you crack me up. Fucking classic.

Whoa, FIRE CROTCH grew a little bit of an ass while in rehab!!!!

That reminds me..
WHERE'S KIM KARDASHIAN???
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#49 *another ugly PALE white BITCH* yeah but she aint ugly she is hellish hot and i wanna fuck her so deep up her ass doggystyle that my schlong pops outta her mouth!

You want to do some real research? Tell me who these women are? www.secretsinlace.com so I can start getting my restraining orders. Horny minds REALLY want to know.

Michael and Dina need to go into rehab themselves. Anyone else find it weird that he is dating someone that looks just like his daughter. GROSS! Check out his FriendSpaceBook profile. its quite entertaining. http://www.friendspacebook.com/MichaelLohan

I'm so bored. I'm bored, bored, bored. I have a sammich . . . I mean sandwich . . . I'm too bored to eat it though. I hate this website. I hate LL. I'm just bored. I think I'm losing my mind. I'm going home and take pills; any pills I can find - aspirin, ibuprofen, allergy pills, vitamin pills, birth control pills, condoms, whatever. I'll chew the condoms like they were bubble gum. And I'm gonna drink: wine, coffee, tea, coke, beer, whiskey, tequila, brandy, vodka, gasoline, doesn't matter, I just wanna get drunk. I wanna get drunk and puke my guts out. Ipecac will make me puke; I think I'll take that. And I wanna dump. I wanna dump all day; so I'm gonna take as many laxatives as I can find. I'm gonna eat pet food too. I'm gonna eat a box of chocolates, and then another and another and another and another and another. Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate. Then I'm gonna set fire to my money. I don't want my money any more; I'm just gonna burn it, every last bit of it. I'm gonna go out and throw rocks through windows: car windows, house windows, store windows, any old windows at all. And I'm gonna spray paint obscenities on churches, synagoges, whatever. And I'm gonna go out and kick puppies. Yeah, I'm gonna kick 'em really really hard too; all the way down the street. Then I'm gonna phone PETA and tell them what I did and then tell them to just fuck off. I am sooooo bored.

veggi

I don't like the 2nd pic where she's looking directly at the camera. It reminds me of what I see when I'm caught looking through binoculars. Some women, so rude.

With all the money these girls have, why can't they keep their nails neatly manicured and buy some decent shoes that go with their outfits?

Question: what do non-religious Americans do with their free time, if they are living in the country or a medium/small city ?
Always wondered... There is nowhere to go. You can't go to the village and walk in century-old streets to admire the architecture. You can't stop at a terrace and have a coffee while watching people passing by. All you can do is go to church.
That's why so many Americans are religious. Without the church there is no social life.

Where do they sell these caps with long yellow hair glued to them ?
It is funny, I want one.

I don't think that Michael raped her. I think that's too obvious. However, I do think he has an erotic fixation with her and that she can sense it.

If there is any skeleton in her closet, I'd say that maybe she was filmed having sex with Aaron or Nick Carter, whichever her first boyfriend was, and that her parents allowed it, and that this tape is sold in and around perv circles. I say that because this kind of practice is common in Hollywood and especially Disney. There's also a story that Dina waited outside the bedroom door while they deflowered each other, that it was all controlled. That felt inappropriate.

But Lindsay is no innocent victim, her sins are her own. I'm a huge Lindsay fan and she needs to come face-to-face with that. Just because her parents are assholes doesn't give her the right to be one.

she looks good!! my full gallery!!! http://www.mactanque.com/

lmfao!

YOU WHORE!! Your looks are so damn dirty, you don't want to know. Please have a close look to the black nail-pollish!! Your looks are just fine for earning pocket money as a cheap-WHORE!!
SUCCES!!

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