Oct 29 2007Kevin Federline’s girlfriend reveals the trouble with Britney
Kevin Federline has remained quiet about the details of his divorce with Britney Spears. But he has opened up to his girlfriend Nicole Narain. Like a caring significant other Nicole shared the details of Kevin’s personal life with News of the World - along with a few glamour shots and the name of her agent. This is kind of a long one, but what do you have to do? Work? You make me laugh. Dig in:
On Britney’s mental state:
“Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself. I can't allow her to have custody because I seriously believe she could harm our sons. I've shared her life and I know she's capable of anything with pills and a few drinks inside her.”
On Britney’s drinking:
"I'd see her walking around the house guzzling vodka and Coke and looking very tipsy. Then a few moments later, I saw her pick up Jayden and start breast-feeding him. That sent me up the wall. I yelled at her, ‘If you really wanna drink then make sure the baby gets bottled milk, not yours.'”
On what led to the divorce:
“I only found out when I heard it as a news item on the radio. I felt she was just trying to teach me a lesson for telling her off about the breast-feeding incident. But when I called she kicked off another row and screamed, ‘You're nothing without me'.”
On Britney’s parenting:
“During the last few months I'd started picking her up on her parenting skills. She'd leave the kids near the pool unsupervised or drive around without belting them in. She always insisted what she was doing was right. There was no getting through to her.”
On Britney's bi-curious pass at Nicole:
“I was doing my make-up and I could feel someone staring at me. It was Britney, in a green dress and looking a bit spaced-out. She looked at me in a provocative way... I thought she was hoping to get me closer to her. When I told Kevin he nodded and said, ‘Knowing her, she probably was'.”
I don’t think there’s anything Britney Spears could do at this point that would faze me. She could give her children a bath in a volcano, and I’d be like, yeah, so, kids get dirty. She was probably using Sean as a rag to wash the car. Granted, Jayden is younger and gives the BMW a nice shine, the little scamp was probably stuck in the pool filter - again. Ha, kids.
Reader Comments
1. Joseph - October 29, 2007 1:56 PM
FIRST! Ha the first time I ever posted too.
Fuck the bullhit
2. FRIST FRIST - October 29, 2007 1:57 PM
yeah baby
3. larry - October 29, 2007 1:57 PM
Damn it. I want to be first. My life will never be complete now.
4. SECOND - October 29, 2007 1:58 PM
SECOND YEAH!
5. Riotboy - October 29, 2007 1:59 PM
Not surprised.
6. veggi - October 29, 2007 2:01 PM
Who drinks vodka and coke? fucking amatures.
7. hmm - October 29, 2007 2:02 PM
i could believe this, but i don't trust this person either.
8. hausfrau - October 29, 2007 2:03 PM
Top 10-OMG!!!!
9. nicole who? - October 29, 2007 2:05 PM
i don't believe britney breast fed!
i don't trust black chicks.
10. Googolygoo - October 29, 2007 2:05 PM
#6 Vodka and Coke is called a Black Bitch, a midwestern and southern fave for folks with no class.
Is this a British girlfriend/publication? Because I don't see K-Fed using the word "row" or the phrase "belting them in". especially without tossing a "yo" in here somewhere.
11. Briana - October 29, 2007 2:06 PM
Stop posting about Britney Spears. Everyone knows she's an ugly trainwreck, but it's annoying seeing post after post of this stupid whore. I hate seeing her face, it makes me want to puke. She just keeps getting worse and worse, it's not shocking anymore. The day this bitch is dead, now that is something worth posting.
12. Joseph - October 29, 2007 2:06 PM
My life is complete now.
This may be just alot of bullshit like I said in my FIRST post but no one is surprised if this hog wash is true.
We all have problems. More than others. And on a larger stage.
Who's taking the bets on her life?
13. Jimbo - October 29, 2007 2:08 PM
First baby
14. MMB - October 29, 2007 2:09 PM
so true about me not working...i am so reading gossip sites all day...i love it...k-fed likes the dark meat tho, eh?
15. veggi - October 29, 2007 2:09 PM
@10- well, thank you. Still, it sounds terrible. And I am a southerner with no taste even! But I prefer moonade. Moonshine and lemonade. yum!
16. K-FED KNEW BRITNEY WAS INSANE ! - October 29, 2007 2:11 PM
Kevin knew this shit when he married her ! GOLD DIGGING BITCH !
17. mrs.t - October 29, 2007 2:12 PM
Dear Britney,
You have expired. As a product, a parent, and a human being, you are out of date and rotten to the core.
Move back to Louisiana where you can pund Black Bitches all the livelong day and smack your kids across the room iffin they sass you....wait, scratch that last part, the kids are a bit irrelevant at this late date.
Hire your inbred, chromosome-lacking cousins to sit on the porch with shotguns to keep the paps at bay. And, speaking of paps, for god's sake, wash your snatch.
Regretfully,
mrs. t
18. sasha - October 29, 2007 2:13 PM
In britney's defense this is coming from a girl who tried to sell her sex tape with colin farrell when he was no longer relevant.. Top that off it takes place when he wasin that movie with ben affleck and had no hair.
She is also dating kevin federline, a man with 4 kids and 2 moms and not 30 years old yet. She was a playboy playmate to top it off.
Britney wanted a kid the "proper way" as in married and she married the first person who said she loved her ignore her personal life listen to her music.
19. Texas Tranny - October 29, 2007 2:14 PM
Nude pics of Kim K are here........................
http://www.thenewsvault.com/cgi/news.pl?t=1218
20. ack - October 29, 2007 2:15 PM
i don't get who was giving the interview--k-fed or the new gf? sometimes it seemed like both. unless the new girl really does consider the children "hers." creepy.
21. shallow - October 29, 2007 2:15 PM
she is horrible, most likely.
if she lost 15 pounds it would make it easier for me to pretend everything bad that is said about her is a lie.
22. Get Better Brit! - October 29, 2007 2:15 PM
I'm no Britney fan, and she has no one to blame but herself. But this Britney crap is not funny anymore, nor is it funny to comment on her spiral downwards. Enough already. It's obvious even without this article that she will eventually kill herself. The poor thing needs help and there doesn't seem to be anyone stepping up, nor will there be. How low does she have to go before she get's a break from the public?
How many of you superficial bastards will cheer the day she finally offs herself? I've been particularly bad on this site pillorying some celebs (especially the brown skinned ones), but I know when the karma police come knocking the day Brit finally does it, I won't have to answer the door.
Get better Brit, we'd all be worse off if you were dead- No joke.
-A dude who watched you grow down (not up) in the 90's
23. breezy - October 29, 2007 2:18 PM
k-fed's new chick is fugly
24. veggi - October 29, 2007 2:18 PM
@17- Mrs. T: Hire your inbred, chromosome-lacking cousins to sit on the porch with shotguns to keep the paps at bay.
ahahahaha!!!!! Ah, I love the south!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wouldn't leave this insane fucking crazy land EVER!
25. Bubba the Kid - October 29, 2007 2:19 PM
May I remind you all that K-Fed is, in fact, a real genius. If any guy could work himself into K-Fed's situation he would. I banged alot of chronically drunk ass trailer bait and cross bred ho's and I loved every second of that crazy ass pussy; but to get payed consistently for it.... seemslike I am still paying for my play.
26. veggi - October 29, 2007 2:21 PM
@22- "I've been particularly bad on this site pillorying some celebs (especially the brown skinned ones)"
oh, you're going to hell! hahaha! You think you are better??? ha! YOU LOSE dipshit!!!! racist fucktwat.
Brit, you can come live with me..... we can drink our faces off!!
27. Fred Durst - October 29, 2007 2:25 PM
Just out of curiousity, what would all your first reactions be if you heard that Britney had just killed herself?
28. Duffy; the diseased slut-whore slayer - October 29, 2007 2:25 PM
#18. Sashathanks for sharing but nothing valid can EVER follow the words "in Britney's defense" just ask her lawyer.
Now I know all this stuff is true baceause it's Britney and anything bad said about Britney is true because she's just that worthless.
As for Nicole Narrain and her taste in men or intelligence both of which she has abslolutely none of I still commend her for sharing her Britney stories because maybe someday someone will actually pay attention and give an honest fuck and take those kids away permanently instead of giving chance after chance to a braindead, crack whore, alchoholic Mom who clearly doesn't even want to be a Mom in the first place.
On a final note, my massive detectiving skill (using google) tells me that Kevin never really liked Briney cuz the boy clearly only enjoys dark chocolate and only pretends to like white chocolate.
29. Whats for dinner? - October 29, 2007 2:25 PM
K-fed is a manipulative bitch who preyed on Britney like a weasel on a blind chicken, Come to Russia to meet your perfect caucasian bride.
30. BigBoneDaddy - October 29, 2007 2:26 PM
Britney lost her mind because I banged her in the pooper.
Sleeping with me is a life-changing experience......and some chicks just can't handle it.
31. It's Britney Bitch - October 29, 2007 2:26 PM
I do not think Britney will commit suicide, on purpose. She may run off the side of a canyon while drinking her iced coffee though
32. Harry - October 29, 2007 2:31 PM
Her album will go #1 and that will give her license to do whatever she damn well pleases for another 4 years. Its just how the world works, folks.
33. schack - October 29, 2007 2:34 PM
she's just a baby herself.
34. Dick Richards - October 29, 2007 2:35 PM
Yes. More! I need more of Britney's self-destruction to function. This sorrid fairy tale keeps getting better, and better, and better. I can't wait for the ultimate mistake. I'm torn between wanting for the suicide, and needing her to continue fucking-up. I guess it'll be bitter-sweet when she goes. Maybe her death with be really wicked or something. You know, maybe she'll set herself on fire. Or kill a couple of her handlers, and then blow her goddamn brains out on live television. Then, then the end might not be so bad.
Then again. Day upon day of more and more insane bullshit celebrity meltdown. People telling their Britney story in hopes of cashing in; or making a name of themself. Why can't Britney kill herself, and continue to be America's Number-one schizophrenic? Wait! Legacy! Yes.
35. D. Richards - October 29, 2007 2:40 PM
I take it all back. I want Britney to live. I want her to become obsessed with plastic surgery. Fuck, that'll be grand when it happens. I want Spears to become like that cat lady. Complete with whiskers. Oh, even better, I want spears to start taking testosterone and grow a beard. And a clit-dick. No, you're right. Nothin's better than the cat-leopard retard woman.
36. Opal - October 29, 2007 2:47 PM
DIE BITCH DIE.
Ok, that was my comment for the day. Good night, folks.
37. PunkA - October 29, 2007 2:49 PM
If true, she sounds pathetically desperate. Like insecure as hell, see my fake tits I look nice desperate. Too bad you can't buy a brain in a bottle or at Dr. 90210's place. I can just see Brit now sipping her brain and Coke. In a green dress. Staring at Playmates.
38. Joseph - October 29, 2007 2:51 PM
@19 - Thank you. You made my day better.
39. PunkA - October 29, 2007 2:53 PM
Isn't Nicole Narain the chick that did a sex tape with Collin Ferrell, then tried to extort money from him to keep it quiet? Wow, looks like K-Fed found himself a gold digger. Imagine the chances that they found each other in LA.
40. lola - October 29, 2007 2:53 PM
this b*tch should be minding her own business...that has nothing to do with her! She is f*cking the x husband and her place is not to run her big ass mouth about k-feds situation with his kids. Regardless if its true its still not her place. I hear jealously in her words anyway. Briney should bitch slap that beyotch in the face!!!!!
41. pawelo - October 29, 2007 3:00 PM
she has drafts sorrow to face the facts
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42. nutmilk - October 29, 2007 3:06 PM
I like how Kevin suddenly uses british terms like "row" and "belted in"
43. NoAnalWithBrit - October 29, 2007 3:08 PM
Porn Stars starve themselves before anal sex for at least a day. They also clean their poopers withan enema. That's why you never see brown. Britney would never do either of those activities. Doing Brit in the poop chute will make you die before she dies. Just thought I'd mention that.
44. Fuck Man - October 29, 2007 3:12 PM
man how come I can never meet a rich slut like Britney. I would love the money just as much as the sex !
45. Dick Richards - October 29, 2007 3:19 PM
Look, #43. I applaud you for caring about the readers. I really do. You don't want any of us to get all fecesed-up and that's very thoughtful of you. That being said, what's the point-of butt-sex without a little bit of shit? What's a little shit between friends; or a rapist and the victim? Nothing. Perfectly natural. Ladies? It's perfectly natural. Jesus was in to anal. No shit (pun). Big Jesus was a fucking anal freak. So was his mother. How do you think Mary remained a virgin? Right!
46. D. Richards - October 29, 2007 3:25 PM
Look, Jesus was not a fag. He didn't fuck the boys that fucked him. Jesus only took the load. He didn't give. Difference.
In the first part of Corinthinans it says that: "Jesus bent himself over his own work bench, to shed his light-anus on to the, male disciples. Jesus said, bring me your dong. ATM. I shall swallow thy load. Gulp." And with that, Jesus winked his gaping pooper.
47. normanbates - October 29, 2007 3:32 PM
My mommy was the same way and I turned out o.k.
48. Soy - October 29, 2007 3:42 PM
& this is suppose to be shocking?
49. PunkA - October 29, 2007 3:59 PM
I miss LiLo. When will she turn up again and totally go to hell? Or who will take her place. Fish needs to find new celebrity talent with issues for my entertainment purposes.
50. Ript1&0 - October 29, 2007 4:01 PM
Sigh... I've been reading about Brit and commenting for awhile, and now I feel the need to explain something to you guys (which I'm sure will fall on deaf ears, but what the hell). You see, I live in CA now, but I'm originally from Louisiana, so I understand Britney completely. And I want you to as well:
Southerners DON'T GIVE A FUCK. About anything. She doesn't care about what people think of her. Not one bit.
Now, some would call this "trashy", and perhaps you're correct. But I'M not trashy and I still do what I please. I just make different choices than her. And I also don't give a fuck. And I'm educated. And no one in my family has married their cousin. So go figure that one out.
So.... the next time you find yourself asking "Why the boots?" "Why the drinking?" "Why the bad parenting?" Just remind yourself - She doesn't give a fuck.
I still don't see what the problem is here... Let the girl get fucked up!! Damn!!
51. Anonymous - October 29, 2007 4:09 PM
TL;DR
52. www.killkfed.com - October 29, 2007 4:13 PM
this guy is a tool and just wants Britney's money! Read the real story.
53. Meggie - October 29, 2007 4:26 PM
PHASE, not "faze".
Sorry, as a journalist/blogger/whatever you guys are, you should probably know that.
54. Italian Stallion - October 29, 2007 4:32 PM
Lucky little bastards got vodka milk............
55. moobs - October 29, 2007 4:56 PM
Britney is a big fat LOOOOOSERRRRRR
56. LL - October 29, 2007 5:06 PM
Sorry, it's "faze" (to cause to be disturbed).
While I'm at it, and for anyone's future reference:
Its - possessive "The dog chased its tail"
It's - contraction of "it is"
Your - possessive
You're - contraction of "You are"
Ex: "You're out of your mind."
57. A - October 29, 2007 5:26 PM
oh god what is this a grammar lesson?
58. ebells - October 29, 2007 5:26 PM
Like either Federline or Nicole Narain has ever used, or would ever use, the construction "kicked off a row." It's like the UK tabloids aren't even trying. Sniff.
59. Caligulita - October 29, 2007 6:59 PM
Um. Yeah...we don't say "row" in the US. K-Fed DEFINITELY doesn't say "kicked off a row".
Lame.
60. Sugar walls - October 29, 2007 7:11 PM
ISN'T NICOLE, THE PHYSCO BITCH, THAT TRIED TO SUE COLIN FERELL?
I THINK SO! THIS BITCH IS OFF OF HER ROCKERS!
WHY WOULD ANYONE BELIEVE THIS BITCH? SHE SHOW HER TATA'S AND ASS FOR A LIVING! NO TALENT!
THIS SHIT IS FUNNY! I KNEW K-LEECH WAS A PIECE OF SHIT! HE IS ONLY ATTRACTED TO BLACK CHICKS(NO PROBLEM THERE) BUT WHERE THE FUCK DO BRITNEY COME IN AT? SHE IS A WHITE GIRL! KEVIN, IS A BITCH FOR LETTING THAT BITCH SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE MOTHER OF HIS CHILDREN! HE IS A LOW PIECE OF SHIT!
THIS BITCH, TRIED TO EXTORT MONEY FROM COLIN, JUST FOR SLEEPING WITH HER!
IT IS ON YOU PEOPLE THAT YOU BELIEVE THIS BITCH, FUCK HER!
61. Sugar walls - October 29, 2007 7:12 PM
MATTER OF FACT, SHE NEEDS TO SUE HER FOR OPENING HER MOUTH! THE BITCH ONLY NEED TO OPEN HER MOUTH, WHEN HEF HAS HIS WRINKLED DICK IN IT! SCUM WHORE!
62. bitch, please - October 29, 2007 8:24 PM
As much as I hate Shitney, this girl is a pethetic little bitch who should mind her own buisness. If I were Britney I would sit on her and crush her to death.
63. Ferocious_Imbecile - October 29, 2007 8:40 PM
Crystal meth is a terrible drug
:(
64. yukadoozer - October 29, 2007 9:00 PM
She looks like Bob Evans here. Sausage-y.
65. Azalie - October 29, 2007 9:26 PM
Isn't Nicole Narain that playboy model who tried to release a sex tape she had with Colin Farrel? K-fed's chosen another winner there :/
66. antonelle - October 30, 2007 12:42 AM
Cmon Nicole Narain??? She tried to get money from her sex tape with Colin Farrell. She has no credibility. Maybe she just wants to get more money. She is a fuckin PORN girl (she's not even a pornstar), she's nobody! and she has no right to say things about Spears. That ho should shut the effff up!! I don't like britney, but she doesn't deserve all this shit.
67. Rony Gather - October 30, 2007 1:36 AM
Kevin Federline would not use the word "row." These quotations are fabricated.
68. Eminem - the Real Slim Shady - October 30, 2007 2:57 AM
I had a cartoon I made with a great pic of Kurt Cobains head stopping at the jaw after he blew the top part of his head off with a shotgun. Britney doesn't have a shotgun, but she does have firecrackers.
Care to "smoke a cigar" for us, Britney? Do it when you're drunk, yeah, atta girl!
69. Jimmy Slade - October 30, 2007 9:06 AM
@27: I would laugh with a single loud "HA" then cover my mouth (in respect to the dead). Kinda like how I had to yell "TRIMSPA BABY" when that other blonde died.
70. kat - October 30, 2007 9:18 AM
poor babies...
71. Bitch rocket - October 30, 2007 9:28 AM
@70 I just fucking love you!
72. ch474 - October 30, 2007 12:49 PM
I have officially reached the point of who the fuck cares. Just kill yourself already and get it over with.
Moving on ...
73. Handsome B - November 3, 2007 2:40 AM
WOW! I was having what I thought was a shitty day until I saw what B Sphears is going through! LOtsa love brit! ... COCAINE PARTY!!!!!!!
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75. susan - November 20, 2007 11:04 PM
As if some one would believe this broad. She even left the name of her agent with the interviewer. She's looking for free publicity. Federline is a gigalo. He had experience with his first hollywood divorce and set up Britney day one. He planned everything he did to make her look inadequate.
Her career will never end especially if she keeps writing her own music. She didn't on this album because it was hurried up due to someone bootlegging it before it was finished.
People like to hate her regardless of what she does, but why believe this trash? And where was Federline when she needed him? He was out cheating and partying while she was sitting with the kids. If he cared so much for them, why did he leave them with her at all? She was good enough to sit with the kids until after the divorce when it gave him 20,000 dollars a month plus child support.
The guy needs a drug test. Every time she has to take one, he should have to take one too. It's only fair. He was doing the same as she was, but his friends didn't snitch on him.
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82. Mike Miller - October 17, 2009 10:56 AM
Kevins well out of that situation, Britneys a pretty girl what screwded her up is Pstychaitry Drugs, besides that she appears to have been so pissed off she reached breaking point. Sad end to a pretty good singer though, the pic of Britney at the wheel almost reminds me of a freinds russian bride he paid £2000 to arrange, she said she could drive and caashed his new car, lol:)
83. No - November 19, 2009 3:05 PM
Brittany never took up for K fed on a public level, so this is what happened. I feel a little bad for this guy. Nobody was there for him. I think he became drained and tired and found cheating his only way out. What would you do if your wife/husband was in the limelight half naked and you were just the "sperm donor". He had no opportunity as an artist to be taken seriously b/c he was labeled from the beginning as "a jerk who wanted money". I think he just got tired of it. If you don't tend to your mans needs first; this is what will happen. I wish them all happiness and a great productive life. Maybe Brittany and K Fed can even be "friends" one day