Oct 15 2007Jennifer Love Hewitt looks very intelligent

Nothing like some motorboatin' on a Monday morning.

Sweet jugs, btw.

too bad that dress isn't about 4 feet shorter...

2nd for monster hooters. Not so mommy anymore.

I don't really care for these pictures. I'm seeing Tea Leoni on sedatives and lens gauze or something.

I would love to bury my face in those!!

Great rack.

Must.. resist... motorboat... joke.... MUST...RESIST... MOTORB....AGGHH

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Man, she looks horrible... Not that she ever looked great, but wow. She keeps getting worse and worse as the days go by.

She looks great here. Her skin is looking perfect. Think she may have lost a few lbs. too.

That purple dress goes so well with her coloring.

It is so nice to see someone who really enjoys getting their photo taken.

Look at that expression on her face.

she seems so blissful

BTW, who's the chinless goon? Maybe he wore his chin off motorboatin'...

I 100% guarantee you that the only people on here saying she is "ugly" or whatever are women or gays. Because there is no red-blooded, American male that wouldn't want to bend her over and grab on to those funbags for one wild ride. The people saying she is unattractive are the same ones that were saying Sarah Jessica Parker is beautiful.

Missed it by seconds!

I think that slovenly barrel of pudding next to her is Rob McCall.

i am a woman, she is not pretty, she has nice boobs... not the biggest( whoopi goldberg's are bigger if that is all you are into ), but they are very nice, bigger isn't always better. she looks like a weezel in the face though

Can't stand this girl but the dress is nice and she looks good. I guess she stepped it up and got in shape.

Mr. S said it first, but still, who's the tool she's with? Get rid of that dumbass. She looks dynamite, some of the best breasts in the business. Fire up the Evinrude!

Dog help me but if it was at all possible, I would punch "Miss Universie" in the face. Fucking ethereal goon!

Compare to the Feb. article. Her face looks airbrushed now.
Maybe she put some of that camera blinding license plate spray on it, the stuff that protects you from getting tickets because of stoplight cameras.

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I'm just being extra mean because I'm near the top.
I think I like the Feb. pics better, though. She looks more cute and real, while he looks older, but less blubbery.

Well Superfish look at the good charitable work we all do here, it's really a team effort. You post a picture of a worthless celeb, is there any other kind, looking fat and porky and we rip them apart and then what happens... fat and porky celeb looses a little weight and wears strategic clothing and the world becomes a better less ugly place.

Some of you heopefully will remeber the fat pics of jennifer back a little while ago looking like her trunk needed to be unloaded a little and the thunder thighs needed a nice tight forcast.
Anyway don't be too fooled people she may have lost a little weight but this is a well designed dress fitted at the smallest part of the body under the breasts/high waist also in pic #2 HAHA you can see she is wearing those disgusting tummy control thigh slimming under garments what are they called... let me do a search... ah yes spanx; the cheaters secret. Except no one wants to spanx someone sporting a granny nylon body corset.

Come on Hewitt you've lost a little keep going and get your old bod back, like in Heartbreakers. Anysnatch the hair is major old lady to match the body corset but the dress is a nice color and though this girl's weird Loooooong features have never appealed to me she's looking good, for her.

Nice cans, but she looks so average otherwise. Let your buddies' sister. Mary Ann form Gilligan's Island.

I wish she would show more of that ass

Her nose and chin are perfectly matched look at that it's CRAZY. An ugly dipping long pointed chin and an ugly dipping long pointed nose. They say that beauty is about the symmetry of features but if the symetrical features are butt fug it aint beauty that's fo sure.

Boobs are not enough to make up for the face folks, I need to be looking at a cutie pie face with big beautiful eyes and a button nose. I can't deal with baggers.

no belt? what the eff dude! that's just plain lazy.
nice white mark on your fly too.

oookay, so i was looking at his package waaaay too much.
boobs!

It's all been said except I love how her hair is so obviously styled to cover the monterous forhead.

I'm gonna have to agree with with #19.

come on, just because she has big boobs does the comment HAVE to read "she looks so intelligent" as if women with large breasts just can't be intelligent?

fucking lame

i mean she looks great, cant u just say that... ? do you really just have to pander to a bunch of idiotic 19 year olds for a cheap laugh?

Yeah. I was looking at the incredible rosiness of Love's cheeks and it got me fantasizing about spanking the ever-loving piss (or shit) right off of her over-cooked face! Those breasts scream, "touch us, please, thrust yourself between our heaving bodies"! Jennifer Hewitt gets on my fucking nerves, though. That's never meant anything. On with the bludgeoning!

why is she squinting her eyes in every pic??? she looks like she ate a lemon

"as if women with large breasts just can't be intelligent?"

I think the point is that intelligence is entirely irrelevant if you have large breasts.

If you have big cans, you and I are not going to sit around and play chess.

Um, Sarah? I hope for your sake that you don't have big breasts. Why would you type such a lame response? I know what happened. Your gigantic "knockers" were pounding the keyboard. Hey, it happens.

I definitely think she's hot!!

Nice rack!!

Unknown fact, JLH has a NICE ass. She hides it....down plays it with dresses like this. She's no Kim Kardashian, but she's no Paris Hilton either!!
Yep, Paris, I went there.
:)

Ike out.

When is she going to come to her senses and bare it all?

She's not getting any younger, and her acting skills are mediocre - her claim(s) to fame are her breasts. No shame in that at all.

Just take it off, Love.

#21 Oh hell! that might be it. That missing belt looks extra sloppy.

I saw his gut doesn't seem match his chin in pic 7, but maybe the missing belt is what makes him seem fat in 2 and 3.
It might just be that he looks drunk or gassy, though.

He certainly took pains not to upstage her. What a nice boyfriend.

Even though this bitch is, like, 50, I would def shit on her titties and piss in that mouth.

#24 - i'll have to second #28 here, because if you so completely missed the point of the header on this post you must have let your tits do the typing, because I doubt your brain can control your fingers.

Which must make the long, lonely nights a drag...

She looks ultra intelligent, i think the only thing that would make her look smarter would involve part of me in part of her that is covered by that extra 2 yards of fabric...

Big Cans on aBigEGGpLANT

I have always thought her face was too small for her body. But it's a nice face, to be sure. Yeah, she's a pretty girl.

Anybody else think she has a smallish head?

nothing that couldn't be rectified by a giant beef injection to the back of the neck

She's always had nice tits.

Why can't we see upskirts and nipple slips from her instead fat celebrities?

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That is a nice rack. Thank you JLH for sharing.

i'm sorry but i really just do not like her face area at all. or her voice. does anyone else agree, seriously? annoying as fuck.

#24 - I'd like to take a moment to quote Sam Kinnison.

Kinnison - Ladies, if you were born with big titties, just say "Thank you, God...now I don't have to go to school."

Nuff said; even Kinnison knew back then. It's a plague and a way of American life at this point Sarah. So get a helmet and STFU! We don't have to like it but it is the way it is.

It's awesome all the people on here who critique JLH's face, or her body or whatever. As if any of the guys making those comments have ever been with anyone as close to as hot as her, or if any the women saying she's got a pointy chin or squeaky voice are anywhere near as good-looking as she is.

Now, just last week I was with two supermodels who are hotter than JLove, so I'm qualified to observe that I'd draw a detailed map of Hawaii all over her in about 10 seconds flat.

Dear Everybody,

I like J.L.H. - in fact, I think she's quite pretty generally, and she looks better on screen than in actual pictures (could be make-up, or just that strange thing where some people look better in motion). Dress doesn't quite work here though (lower portion of breasts hit by that high mid-riff thing...) . Anyway, I'm not anti-American (I love America in fact), but you guys really find it hard to dress well sometimes...It's hard I guess given that your more fashionable stores have a gay-slur tag associated with them. That's unfortunate.

Hope everybody is well.

^Jodi

Nice boobs but she dresses like she's 70!

But can she suck dick?

#26. She is not squinting, she's got squinty little eyes.

Honestly I don't know what butt ugly small towns some people come from but plenty of the girls at my Highschool, University and now work are as hot or hotter than this dimadozen.

Deer #43,

Oh my god lik what the lik hell are you saying, I am the bestest dressar evar in all of ameraca okey. Just yesterday i wore crotchless pantees and a tube top and lik everybody at church said I was makin jebus cri... obviouslee because I am lik so like lik supar gorgeos.

so lik shut up know and go see my movee and by my bock ok.

Luv and kizes,

now sign your name Parice

they will be down to her knees pretty soon, their allready pointing SOUTH

jenny pneumatic

her head is small and makes her boobs look bigger, they are good though. but her face does look like a weezel

Yall what is %43 takin abowt.

i meen just the ohter day i went to see ma kids , i cant member there names write now but whateva. Anyway i had the mostest classi outfit on; black fishnets with no pantiees under em, brown cowboi boots, ripped gene shortses, my bird hat and a lace top that showd ma new yella bra. Yall if that aint good dressin i don't now what is.

hey any of yu scene my kids, I think one of em is a girl... wait no a boi... no I can't memeber... I WANT CANDY!!!

byyyyy yall,

just right Britni at the end

Looks like Jennifer Love Hooters may have called Jenny...

You sure the event wasn't sponsored by Lane Bryant?

Jerkin now,

back to the topic at hand...

God, I love those titties!

@43 - Good one. Only the British have the ability to insult people and apologize at the same time. Is there a proper way to say, "I'm sorry, but you suck?" Next time just let it rip, you'll feel much better.

I just doubt she is. One thing's for sure though and that is the fact she has definitely some pounds of TITS hanging in front of her!! I guess, about seven pounds in weight?

She be very boobalicious. She has to be very intelligent because she knows just how to make me want to drink milk.

her rack is FANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-TIAC i wish i bone her

She has nice tits, but my god, is she boring. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The bottom line is how good is she in the sack. We are all just guessing. I would take a girl who is not quite as hot as the others if she was better in the sack. JLH is attractive, but she isnt attractive enough to where if she is not good in the sack she can overcome it via her looks. There are a few women that are so good looking that they can just lay there and it is worth it but JLH is not one of them. Maybe Maria Sharapova, who is horrible in the sack per my friend Adam, but she isnt that amazing although she is attractive.

Nice rack. And the dress is OK, it looks good on her. The only problem is, we can't see her cooch. Doesn't J. Love know that showing the goods is all the rage in Hollywood now? Britney does it, so it must be cool. C'mon, Jennifer, get with the program, let's see that hoo-ha!

#61. So who is good looking enough that they can just lie there and their looks can make up for it?
Me thinks if some do qualify for this it's only for a short period of time because eventually it gets old and the looks as great as they are get boring and the unsatisfied other party says "hmmm maybe I can find someone who actually gives a shit and will make an effort".

Anyway curious to know who you think is that hot.

#42 i don't get you people-i mean yea,a lot of the times it could be that the person commenting is just jealous but thats certainly not every case. i just fucking don't like her. i dont like the look in her eyes when she smils, i dont like the way her face looks. yes shes got a nice body-i didn't comment on that. and .....i'm definiely hotter than her. hands down.

Wilmer Valderama told Howard Stern on his radio show that Love-Hewitt was crazy in bed and even took it in the A$$ on many occasions. So, I'm down with that.

Shes hot as hell and every man with a cock who isnt a queer would jump at the chance to fuck her, and some fags probably would take a shot too.

Get over it fat ass jealous bitches.....

I agree with #6 (Chris). Because,JLH has started looking less and less
pretty ever since she's started dating this hanger-on foreign guy "Ross".
That bleached-out hair looks crappy! No denying that fact.

It really DOES seem similar to old photos of JLH with Carson Daly...and
when JLH's then-hit-show "Party of Five" went off the air,so did Mr. Daly.
"Ghost Whisperer" is still on the air. Kind of like history repeating itself...

Between hit shows,though,one notes that (with a few exceptions) JLH has
had her normal black/dark-brown hair. This is a rare "New" Hollywood person
with no bad habits,no bad attitude. Very NATURAL...So,her hair should be
the same!

who's the idiot that writes all this crap? this place used to be funny now it's just lame and sad, whoever this guy (guys?) is needs to find something better to do because he's annoying and dull

grape ape, grape ape

whatever, her body looks good from this angle but.... HER FACE ISN"T THAT ATTRACTIVE, MY EYES WORK. I like pretty features like big eyes, button noses, and more rounded faces.
she is really good and well kept for a regulary person, but her face doesn't do it for me!
call me jealous, gay, fat woman, whatever, but she looks like the bazooka comics kids or something. and im not feeling her soccer mom hair.

Why the fuck does she wear those old lady dresses. She needs to dress in something sexy and daring !

jughead

She's trying a little too hard, but she looks lovely just the same. And that dress is killer; really shows of her beautiful curves. And the rack is back! (...not that I care, I'm a straight girl! But I can still admire!) She is one of my fav stars. So sweet and down to earth, and sexy/pretty in a natural way. Though I did like her better w/ longer hair. And her boyfriend looks like a real doof. But heck, he's probably a nice guy, so I should just shut the hell up.

I really can´t stand her but to be fair she looks beautiful here. She definetely put everything right: the hair, the makeup and the dress. Plus her boobs look fantastic, don´t be jealous because she has great boobs.

Oh word she has big boobs so it doesnt matter if she has a brain, sorry yeah i must not have picked up on that one... yeah my boobs must be huge too so dont bother insulting me, it doesnt matter!! im gonna be the one laughing all the way to the bank, cashing in on my boobs, since thats basically all that i am anyways right?

tho why bother with an actual person? why not just get a blow up doll? all that matters anyways is the size of her tits, right?

Zing, so shitting on tits is a compliment in your world?

You've got great NEW YORK BOOBS!

She's gorgeous.

@75

Sarah, I can't tell from reading your post if you are smart or not. Please post a picture of your boobs so I can decide.

Sure do love them titties.

She needs a pearl necklace

*scratches head*....I don't remember her having boobs that size a few months ago?

She is beautiful and anyone who feels the need to tear her appearance apart is just full of crap....fine if you don't find her attractive, but when people go overboard, they make it blatently obvious that they need to boost their own deflated egos by putting others down.....and there is nothing more ugly than people who do that.

I kinda like her.

#79, that was fucking hilarious. Be you a pig or not, good one...

big purple has-been has always been annoying, I swear she chose that dress to match the flowers in the background..

Getting old, losing her cuteness and starting to drop.

Apart from that, she's great!

she's as interesting as a spice rack...minus all the spices. BUT, she IS really talented. i bet naked, her boobs touch her belly button! HA HA HA HA....

did anybody mention that guy isn't wearing a belt?

huh?

Sweet fackin cans. Come on Heff get her to shows us them bad girls..

She has a cute face, shape, and personality. I wish her all the best. And her bra gives her a nice lift.

That is disgusting.
What's with the shape of her boobs? .. nevermind the ugly face..
Her boobs look like two bits of fatty chicken plunked on a plate, look at the odd way they're sticking out like that. What an odd odd thing. yeeeuch.

i still think she is pretty and don't understand why everyone hates her?

I'd love to have them as my pillows at night,might actually cure my insomnia.

She's getting dangerously close to 'butterface' territory in these pics.

she is amazing in this purple dress. right? and i am glad to hear that her propile on a celebrity site called sugarcupid.com is also popular.

@87 - @21 and 32. Yeah, he looks like a sack of slop.

Do links work now?
Compare to the Feb. article. Her face looks airbrushed now.
Maybe she put some of that camera blinding license plate spray on it, the stuff that protects you from getting tickets because of stoplight cameras.

JLH Amazin Boobs
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/jennifer_love_hewitt_has_monster_boobs.php

JLH Amazin Boobs

It seems people often forget that actors are just people too, and something Ive noticed (Im 47) Is that people that take time to pick at how other people look, always have problems of there own.!! I have enjoyed Jennifers acting, even her commercials. If I made the money she's made Id probably put on a few pounds too.

Phil

Many people (mainly critics) seem to think she's not perfect...
OK but she is in a so perfect manner...
Love you Jennifer, you're very lovely and attractive XXX

Many people (mainly critics) seem to think she's not perfect...
OK but she is in a so perfect manner...
Love you Jennifer, you're very lovely and attractive XXX

What a weird looking girl. WEIRD looking head!! CONE HEAD!!! ALIEN shaped Head! LONGGGG, pointy chin! LONGGGGG pointy nose! AND she

This is a weird looking girl. NOT nice facial features at all. So she has big tits (and probably fake anyway), big deal. Her FACIAL features are WEIRD. She has a CONE head. Very ALIEN looking. LONGGGGGGGGG pointy chin... LONGGGGGGGGGG pointy nose. SQUINTY eyes. And she`s a dip shit bimbo.