Oct 2 2007Jennifer Aniston dating Orlando Bloom – or a guy with brown hair

FIRST! you worthless stinking cunts!

Weak.........

Topless toned hunk? First of all I'm not sure "topless" describes a man with no shirt very well. Also Bloom is more of a "skinny effeminate pretty boy" than a toned hunk.

"A-list couple"?
"beauty"?
"toned hunk"?

nah. can't be them

more ass

She's no beauty but at least she looks healthy unlike
that vampiress Angelina. Go and be happy.

She's got quite an old-lady belly in those lower pictures.

Better than Demi Moore too.

Maybe I'M dating Orlando Bloom. My boyfriend does have brown hair.....

She looks tan , toned , healthy and happy. Good for her.

at least she seems a bit mentally stable.

HOT.

Ha! Good one, FRIST! Pulling a dildo out of your ass and then saying "my boyfriend has brown hair"!

Oh my God, the things I would do to that woman.....

More Jennifer, less Brintey please...

.

She looks dingy, fat, diabetic and depressed. Good for her.

Uh, I don't see anyone looking at her in this picture. Maybe they're talking about another one?

The fat belly is a bad match for the pinchy thin-lipped sourpuss face.

And the topless, supposedly toned hunk in the pic isn't that toned looking ... and I'll bet he's looking at the topless 15 year old girls on the beach.

He's toned as a gay-receiver: soft but not fat.

1st Pic... I .. I just don't know...

Jenn really needs to have a baby. MINE!!!!

Wowowow. What a MILFy hot thing she is.

She's dating me.

It's not him. Orlando has a tattoo on his stomach. I don't know why I know that but there you go. Must have been for scientific purposes...

Not a perfect photo, but I think I see his "sun" tatoo near his bellybutton. And he kindof has those nipples that point in two opposite directions.

http://www.tattoos-by-design.co.uk/celebrities/cttattoo.asp?celeb_id=24&tattoo=39

The tattoo says "Splooge Landing Zone"

#12 hey TTT, I've missed you. I see you're off your meds again :( Oh well, just glad to see your back trolling again. Have fun, shitbag, for losers like you, this is all you'll ever have :)

ENJOY!!!

Looks kinda like Hayden Christensen.

nice some real tittes
#7 I'd squirt over her littleol'lady belly anytime

*yawns* sure is a lot of old news on this site today. i guess fish decided not to drink today, while i on the other hand just woke up to start. heres to another wasted day. cheers!

iwonky: there was nothing witty about your comment when first. Congratulations.

Man is she disgusting. She makes Sarah Jessica Parker look cute, and Star Jones look feminine. But hey, she can play that Rachel character in any number of movies. People like her lead me to believe it really is possible to sell one's soul to the devil. I hope he's doing something good with it, because she isn't doing much for me here on Earth.

Nah, I don't believe the romance rumors. Anyways, I heard that they're both staying at the same resort, so thats true. And maybe that pic is of them. But they're staying at the same resort because they're there to attend the wedding of a mutual friend. Anyways, they certainly don't seem like each others type. And in general I think they're both over rated as far as looks go.

^ Agree with you totally.

This is just what Maniston needs if more suntanning and cigarettes. She's getting more leathery and manly looking all the time

She smokes??? GROSS!!!

She's gorgeous, he's hot, go for it!
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Orlando Bloom has a tattoo of a sun on his torso. That's not him.

old story

Whoever it is, good for you lucky bastard! I'd love to get some of that MILF pussy.

Hey everybody, check out the family pic of me and my "mom" and "dad"!

They are there because someone from their MUTUAL management company is getting married. Several celebrities besides them are also there. Nothing is going on.

Ewwwww TS that is fucked up. Is that shit real or photoshopped? I didn't look long enough to tell.

I always knew that Orlando was into dudes! I wonder which one is the top?

#37, what does that even mean?

You lost dude, give it up. Concede already, You can't fight the fact that you have a toothless greasy hot dog necked mom. Who likes me to blow ropes on her face. And shit in her mouth. You can't. So don't even try. Be gone.

who cares.......J Anniston is the most boring woman out there

@ #37, OH, I just figured that one out. Pardon me if I'm not a fucking nerd. The question is, what the hell are you doing with access to a picture like that? Fuckin fag. You should be ashamed of yourself, that's gross. I have honestly never seen such a thing. And I thought I had seen it all. This shit was all in decent fun until you go and pull something like that. You are seriously a fucked up dude. Now pardon me while I go throw up. You win.

#36, how can she be a MILF? She's not a mom.

TS, don't feel bad, that troll has been putting that pic on his (our) names for months. I didn't even have to click on it this time to know what it probably was. Pretty sure he or she even put it on my name once, can't remember. But the image is burned in my brain for life.

OK FRIST!!!, that actually makes me feel better. I guess I am new to this because I honestly didn't even know you could click on our names to go to, well, wherever. Hell I clicked on yours and now I have officially been to Myspace.. Always heard of it, never been there. Sweet page by the way. Love it.

Awwww, thanks, I used to have a lot of time on my hands....so, was it the pic of the old fags?

Yup, that's the one. I feel like stabbing myself in the eyes with corkscrews...

LMAO, I know, but trust me that won't help. You have to stab your brain in the memory lobe or something...

New A-List couple? Why the hell is Jennifer Aniston A-List? She has made two or three decent movies and one good movie, the good one where she wasn't even the lead.

Jennifer Aniston needs to realize she has TV talent not movie talent.

Also, wtf? I know British papers don't have journalistic standards but c'mon...

You crack me up. I'll have to sever my madulla oblongada or something. Great point.

Hey FRISTT!!!, Any chick who refers to some lame ass as a "shitbag" is alright in my book...

Nah, that's no good. How bout we just find out who the troll is and sever something of his? You know, like a jugular.

@44 about 36... i suppose the M could be for man?

#54 Hmmmmm....

Good for her if she is dating him. Someone that has stable career and at least can be loyal. Brad PItt is despicable, lying and cheating. Vince is somewhat a lady man and can't be committed to one woman. Hopefully the new guy is better than those two.
Time to move on Jen. You can fly and shine and don't let the Brad and evil Angela steal the spot light with their so called "the world day care" scheme.

Can I cut his heart out and make carne asada out of it.? With extra Tapatio. Then will freshen up with a stick of Chulees Gum. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Alright , weird, We hardly even know eachother and we're talking about slitting throats and eating heart tacos.

that's the evil dr.will!

I got no problem with trollicide...

It's Dr.Will from Big Brother All-stars.

But I also enjoy long walks on the beach, sunsets and rainbows.

So you can see I am perfectly sane...

http://www.kirbydermatology.com/

yep, totally him.

Oh! I gotta go! Friends is on!!!

Alright STILL at the office and gotta work. Talk with you when I am getting paid for doning nothing tomorrow sometime.

What the CRAP, TS!!! You work nights or something? Or are you in Europe or something?

Something.

I'm on my third "beverage"

No, here ar the office in CA and "Management" doesn't work by hours. I have a huge sales report due. Overdue actually. My head is about to explode. Can't wait to get home and and have a "smoke" and a "beverage" myself. I am jealous. Nope, no smelly ass euros here. I hat Europe. I go there twice a year for work and it is so overrated.

That looks like Will Kirby to me!

Your third bev Frist ?
And you still fail to fully appreciate this woman's work on Seinfeld ? Did she not play 'Newman' with elegance ?
TIME OUT !
Wait a sec -some of my sources seem to be open to bribs...hummm..A few 'pseudonyms' seem to get thru lately......
But I must admit - I had a few Olando Blooms growing 'under the rim' as they say in the industry for a while...
That's why I brought in th Lysol ( tm)

OH PLEASE!!!! ORLANDO BLOOM IS AS GAY AS BRITNEY IS FAT, AND THAT IS VERY VERY GAY.

I dunno who's doing the writing here, but it's amazing. It almost took my life.

Really.

SHE IS OOOOOOOOOOOOOGLY!!!! she looks like peppermint patty from peanuts in the face! no wonder brad left that ugly dustin hoffman look alike.

OKAY ASSHOLES- MILF MEANS MOM I'D LIKE TO FUCK. IS JENNIFER ANISTON A MOTHER? NO. THEREFORE SHE CANNOT BE A MILF.

Well. Ok . #72.
But don't blame Orlie - Blame the 'High School musical' where all these Hollyweird actors come from.
And can you blame that Vanessa H chick, with the digi-cam, in the bedroom.
with the - IE : " By the way - can anyone relate to this ? " etc....
(Sorry. no - back to the drawing board hun. Good luck with the 'C Minors" - but don't worry - there's a good chance Disney will pick it up)

No comprende Binky. Sorry.

her tits used to be perkier in the old days but she has definitely taken care of herself (unlike Sharon Stone *gag*). Good for her.

#74, that's pretty good. I totally see to similarity. would have never thought of that one. I still think she's hot though. Must be every scene from Friends she's got hard nipples or something. Yeah, I'm a pig I guess. Plus she was way hotter in friends.

By the way the only reason I ewver watch Friends is to see her nipples. I am as straight as they come. Promise.

# 77 Don't worry. Don't lose any sleep over it .
But here's Binky's Cheat Notes:
For many perps all over the world to get into acting - you first have to act in school in the 'High School' play. These tend to be musicals where you have to sing and dance etc. But not everyone feels that 'fancy' free...etc...at that age etc...
Some people do.
Not that's there's anything ...you know...
So there's a chance this woman's postings of naked pix of herself was a 'cry for help' etc. SOS type thing...
But if you can't figure out this Tarot shit - just remember -
9-11 was an Inside Job.
Etc.

Jeez! You guys are so gay, even your rectal polyps are screaming "ENOUGH!!!"

TS, good luck on your report. Maybe a "beverage" would make it easier? Works for me.

Binky. I don't know what to say. Guess I need to go for a fourth.

Now way is that Orlando Bloom: 1) he is way too fat ,and, 2) I saw him last night on Live TV on CCTV (China TV), so he was in China with the LA Governator, Arnold, both promoting trade with China. Hopefully, it's not for more pet food and toys. I really believe that the Chinese were trying to kill off or retard our younger generation, so they can conquer us in a few year, and make us all their slaves.

Oh, wait, I know exactly what to say. Toaster oven pie monkey mac n cheese.

You know you were all thinking that...

Binky's cheat sheet
Oh #77 .OK. if you're referring to #71
The subliminal reference there is - who gives a shit who these people are ?
3,000 people were murdered in the US , 2001. No one charged. Which lead to the murder of hundreds of thousands elsewhere.
9--11 was an Inside Job.
If you're not outraged - you're not paying attention.

( Well. Ok. The topic. A brush I got from WalMart helped me get rid of the Orlando Blooms under the rim. WalMart ?
So I'm not totally PC. Blow me.)

"Jennifer Aniston has been spotted holidaying in Mexico with a man that looks suspiciously like Lord Of The Rings star Orlando Bloom."
UHHHH HELLO ORLANDO BLOOM ISNT IN LORD OF THE RINGS DUMBASS!!
how has no one noticed that yet?

Only 4 Frist ?
There is reality out there.
I'm with you for five !!

Got a martini bong?

Gotta take the olives out first though....I learned that the hard way.

(Don't believe everything you read here)

Well ok, other thaN MY STUFF

Can anyone say...HEIMLICH???

Ok, I gotta chop 4 onions now, so i may cry a little. I'm making chicken tikka masala tomorrow night.

gIN OR VODKA MARTINI ?
(Perhaps the caps was on)

vodka, bad experience with gin as a teen.

Frist whenever I click your link I have to turn down the sound.
and ,like, that goth skull thing -
close my eyes.etc.

In other words - it's much like life !
A walk in the park.... ROCK ON !!!

Yes Binky, I'm referring to 71. And 76, and also 80. Oh, and 85, and also 87, though that one I kind of got. In some strange way your words make me want to fuck you. And remember, I truly am a MYLF. Comprende?

To be honest: My hair is brown-coloured too!!

Wait, Binky, are you saying you hate my page? I know it's kind of creepy, but it gives children nightmares. What could be better? Now I'm sad. I'm crying right now. Oh, wait, that's the onions I reckon...

still ugly and wobbly..and somebody looks like shes gonna get a double chin sooon...

# 96 Sorry . Me no speak. My Spanish sucks.
Like, I used to be able to order a couple of Coronas - but who am I to brag ?
(Watched Colbert tonight - there's a chance they 'get' it)

Your site is fine Frist. It's just I don't have one...

I have people bugging me on FaceBook and don't know what to say.
Some woman from Australia wants me to 'Join my movie rating group ' etc.
Like ...How will I ever drift back to The Superficial - if I'm rating all her movies ? ETC.

How much time should we leave to this drivel ?
Because - 9-11 was an Inside Job ...

Well, the beloved Fish is closed for the day, so here's an article that may brighten your evening:

Welcome to every date you've been on:

Knock knock

Oh hi, how's it going? It's me! Every girl ever. I'm really looking forward to this date. I'm not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was dark and you were drunk. Come on in.

Let's start off with the unavoidable tour of my incredibly typical post-college-girl apartment.

You'll notice that I went ahead and purchased everything that Ikea and Pier 1 have ever produced. There's my decorative birdcage over there even though I don't have a bird, and there's my gay wicker basket with bamboo poles in it. I don't know what the hell that's thing's all about, but I bought it.

Hey check it out, I have more candles in here than a Roman Catholic Church. Doesn't it smell like Hazelnut!? If I were to light all of my candles at once you could see my apartment from space! I fucking love candles!

Come on into the living room.

Oh, I see you met my cat there. That's "Freddy Paws Jr." Why don't you pet him and act like you like cats even though you hate cats? There you go. Oh, he took a little swing at your eye there huh? Yeah, he'll do that. Hey, let's check out the kitchen.

Hey look at my refrigerator. There are pictures all over it! Look at all these pictures of me and my equally vacuous friends from college! We were so crazy! You can tell we're really good friends because our faces are all pressed up against each other like that.

And check it out, we're holding up alcoholic beverages to the camera in every single picture. That's to prove that we were partying. College was so fun! But of course I don't talk to any of these girls anymore because now they're all bitches.

Let's go back into the hallway!

Hey, before we leave I'm going to go in the bathroom for ten minutes for some mysterious reason. Why don't you sit awkwardly in my big, stupid, round papizan chair over there while you wait for me. It's like you're sitting in a hug! Be right back...

Sorry that took a half an hour, I don't know what the hell I was doing in there. Let's go!

Wow! Thanks for opening my car door for me! I'm totally going to blow that meaningless gesture out of proportion and delude myself into thinking that you're a really good guy because that's what I want to believe.

Well, here we are at the restaurant. No thanks waiter, I don't need to see a menu, just bring me some expensive things. Hey I know, while we wait, I'll tell you all about my unspeakably boring job. I hate my boss. He's a jerk! I might get another job. Maybe something in pharmaceutical sales.

Now let's talk about my family. I love my family. I want you to love my family. I want my family to love you. I want you to make love to my family! I want you to go golfing with my semi-retarded brother Travis. That would be so God damned cute!

Wow! I can't believe I ordered all this food! I have no intention of eating any of it. No thanks waiter, we don't need a box. Just throw it out.

Hey, I've got an idea, let's go to a bar and have an after dinner drink! It'll be great, it will be just like how we're drinking here, only it will be louder and we'll have to stand up. Come on!

See, isn't this better? Oh hey, what a coincidence. Look over there! It's a group of my friends that I knew was going to be here. Let's go over there so that they can judge you!

Hey, I have to go to the bathroom for a half an hour again for some reason. You can stay here and talk to my unbelievably hideous friend Christine! Christine's so ugly she scares kids! Talk to her! She has a job and a family that she wants to talk to you about too. Be right back.

I'm back! Sorry I was gone for three hours, there was a line. I want to go home now.

Well here we are at my door again. This was really fun for me and not you. You should pretend like we're going to do it again sometime! Maybe I'll see you at Target a few months from now and we can avoid eye contact because you never called me. Here, have this awkward goodnight kiss that's as empty as my soul. Good night!

# 1 i hate this greek manbitch
# 2 IF IT IS ORLANDO I HOPE HE PLAYS '' BUTT PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN'' WITH JENNIFER ANUS-TIN untill she has a size 11 asshole

#3 did i mention how i hate her pushy snotty greek cunt?

GOD I HOPE SOMEONE STICKS A FORK IN HER EYE

102- had a bad night, did we? I always fuck on the first date. Oh, and I have real art,. And I eat. And I kiss really well.

Whoa, don't have time to read all of that...STEVE, but I promise to at midnight or tomorrow..

Binky, it's cool, but we should definitely spend every waking minute on the internet because that is all life is. Just an internet. You should talk to as many people as possible and join every chat room, blog, forum, and dating website you can. It's really all that matters anymore, I would know. I'm a recluse and never leave my house.

Ok, just kidding, I am on my fifth.

Somebody say Bong? AAAHHHHHHHH Realxation at last.

Yeah, I said bong. Damn, I miss smokin the ganj. But I can't. So whoever tokes tonight, do an extra for me.

he does have a tat, and also a massive scar from surgery. and i thought he had majorly long hair at this time? the guy in the pic is also more toned.

tada

Well, goodnight everybody! I hope prowlers break in and beat and rape you into a coma while you sleep.

if Pitt were to be commended for trading in his lovely ,intelligent wife for a hot, fertile, with psychological defects ( the'll show soon ,e.g. like collecting African babies in place of Barbie dolls) that makes the entire world scewed.

Lots of celebrities are doing more good in needy countries in more effective Nicole Kidman 's a UN Goodwill Ambassador too , but you don't see her carrying gunny sacks of african children around. Neither does she call for a press release for every good deed she does.

Jolie & Pitt should show more class and efficacy in their charity efforts.

Her face looks like Larry Bird's.

Awwwww, thanks Wendy, you are so sweet!

If God created a more perfect woman, I don;t know who she is

If God created a more perfect woman, I don;t know who she is

That's not Orlando Bloom. Orlando Bloom has a tattoo of a tribal sun near his belly button. Topless man has a tattoo-less belly.

I had some just for you. And me. I got to work today before dawn and left when t was dark. I deser..we, we deserve it.

um... this isn't a resort.

this is joe francis' puerta vallarta (or more specifcally punta de minta's) house.

cheers!

Hey, TS, you talkin to me?
If so, I believe you are right. What have I been thinking all these years?

Oh yeah, and I like toast

they were both there, but were'nt there "together".
both actors are represented by the same manager or agent and that person got married
there were also afew other celebs at the wedding too.

#86 - Um, yes he is. He plays Legolas. http://imdb.com/title/tt0167261/

FRIST!!! She is a mom. She had a secret child with me but didn't want it so we sold it to Madonna. I suggested selling it to Angelina first but Jen said "Over my dead body!" So yes she is one hot MILF!

Too bad Jennifer Aniston doesn't have more of an ass. I like a nice ass. Jen, if your'e reading this; grow a bigger ass. And don't turn forty. Thank you.

They'd make a hot couple - they're gorgeous.

Yeah I was talking to you. Who else. You know you're the only one I know in here and I really don't even know you. Back in the office, and it's dark again. Wanna go home and I just got here. Where's that corkscrew?

I know something you don't know! heehee (sung to the tune of nah-ne-nah-ne-boo-boo song). That's not Orlando Bloom, that's "Dr. Will" of Big Brother and now of Dr. 90210.

I'm dead! Besides, Jennifer Aniston isn't my type. Iron Man is more my speed. <3

That third photo has orgasm written all over it.

mmm mmm

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#114 - you are kidding, right? If god has created a more ugly-faced dog than Aniston that some weirdos call beautiful, then I don't know who she is. Other than her conehead, eyes too close together, freaky altered nose, jokeresque smile, and the worst chin this side of Leno, yeah I guess I can see your point. :P

pic01-> doesnt she look about 70 years old. seriously. like an old homeless he/she.

to nr. 27: she does not have real breasts. She has impants. It's very clear on that GQ man of the year cover - or FHM or whatever - she wears a short jeans skirt and is topless, and photographed sideways. The breasts are as fake as the eye colour. I can understand her wanting to improve her bustsize, and I don't blame her for that (I do mind the lying about it/denying the ops, though) but what's wrong with having brown eyes?

TS, get some coffee, you'll be ok. I just woke up.

BLPRESSURE, really? She hardly looked pregnant at all.

where the HELL are you guys seeing her smoking here???

#86 you're joking right? are you stupid or something?

#121 thanks i was wondering when somebody was going to put dumbass in his place

#131 yeah i doubt those are fake, you're trying to use a sideshot as evidence? um okay

she is maybe the ugly actress ever.
her body is aging, i see now
but her face is the problem
UGLY
does look like peppermint patty from peanuts
dustin hoffman
HORRIBLE FACE
UGLY
her voice is even ugly
and she has NO TALENT
If britney took a shower, i would def prefer her over Chin fugiston

she is two years too old for that bathing suit.
and her face is SICK!

Shes not dating orlando bloom because hes dating meeee damnit
hahaha

First all Mr. Bloom is gay, like that Doogie Houser acting type person. Second I have brown hair, it might have been me but I don't think so. I don't have the body of a high school freshman.

Bloom is not look good to be Jens BF.... I think he deserves better than Jen who is fresher and sexier!

Does anyone have a closeup of Johhny Fairplays face hitting the stage after attacking Danny?

DUH!!! The man in the pic is so clearly Dr. Wil from Big Brother/dr 90210 and anyone that doesn't believe me can eat me.......really mmmmmm

Jen's face looks like a Mr Potato Head. The shape, the ears sticking out, the piecemeal face. So very very ugly.

personally i always thought she was overrated i couldnt see what Brad Pitt saw in her but now with Angelina turning into skeletor it looks like he would have lost either way

131 is an asshole. How old are you, 12? she hasn't changed in 20 years. Maybe her nose a little.

Wake up, dumbass!

You people are cruel Jen and Orlando would make a great couple and she is talented, beautiful, classy and he is distinguished even at his age.

umm... i see a tatoo people. there is a whole in the sun on his bellybutton. ha that rhymes. why couldnt they just be friends? is that soo wrong?

ORLANDO HAS A TATTOO AROUND HIS BELLY BUTTON.

Hmm i would have said yeah it does look like him. But like others have pointed out Orlando Bloom has a tattoo on his stomach, unless he got rid of it or something =/.

Number 143 (Valerie) - If you would just look at the photographs from that "the leprachaun" movie you would find that JA was born with brown hair, brown eyes, very small breasts, a somewhat different nose and even a different hairline. In the early episodes of "Friends" she was really flatchestd later on she suddenly had medium sized breasts. I like brunettes and watched because of Courtney Cox, and I'm not even a breast man...... but even I couldn't help but notice the change in her bra size. It is a fact that she has really changed an awful lot in 20 years time. . Which does not meas to say that she is not aging well - she does look good for a 38 year old.
And not many people her said she didn't. Patsy didn't either.

I personally don't think there is anything serioulsy wrong with having plastic surgery, everybody including JA can do what he or she likes with his or her own body. Many people apparently feel that changing from a brown eyed brunette into a blue eyed blonde it is a change for the better. I guess that has become the global idea of what is beautifull. And if JA felt she needed larger breast, it's great that she could buy them. Good for her. In her line of work, she gets judged on her looks, so I can understand her decision. And at least Jennifer chose to go for a normal cupsize, and not for completely fake and unnaturel looking. I have to give her that. But just because they look fairly real and natural, it does not mean that they are completely natural. So many woman have inplants nowadays, it is not a taboo anymore, there is no real need to deny it?

Anyway, it is a sad world when a grown woman calls a teenage girl an asshole when that teenage girl observes that denying an obvious breast anlargement and wearing coloured contact lenses is kind of fake. That is like calling someone an asshole for stating the obvious, like noticing that the sky is blue (or grey) or saying that grass is green.

Good Luck Jen! You look great, toned and healthy.
At least you eat meals!
All the best to you personally and professionally, you have proved to be the mature one who thinks logically. Continue to take your time choosing Mr.Right getting knocked up 5 minutes into a relationship is impulsive, children are impulsive! Adults think things through! Jen!

All this FRAUD of a woman can do is to generate a fake PR 'rumor' relationships. As the reigning Queen of Tabloids, we don't expect any less from you, MISS FRAUD ANISTON!

OH yes, and Aniston's hair = BROWN Aniston's eyes = BROWN. It must have been spooky for Brad to wake up next to brown eyes which turn blue at breakfast. Probably one of the reasons he realized she is a FRAUD and got the hell out.

jenny is not beautiful....

o my god...that was so funny about the period table of elements...you made my day....thanks

Goddess period. i would even lick her with her period. Jen you are the best

its not him doesnt he have a tat of a sun on his chest somewhere likes his stomach or his pecks something like that

She wouldn't date a puke like Bloom. He's the ass that crashed and screwed
on the chick hurt inside the car.

Absolutely NO! One more boring pair. Orlando can find to itself somebody much better, than Aniston.

Абсолютно НЕТ! Еще одна скучная пара. Орландо может найти себе кого-нибудь намного лучше, чем Энистон.