Oct 8 2007Jamie-Lynn Spears fights off a crazy person

FRIST, i think. jamie is cute.

i know all the posts on the site are all in fun and jest, but thanks for actually standing up for britney. honestly there is no way to defend that fucking crazy bitch who yelled at her. and who knew jamie lynn would turn out to be so fierce?

Poor woman probably couldn't find a parking space with all those asshole paps running around. I'd be pissed too and blame the reason they are there in the first place.

PS, nice mouth on the younger hillbilly. So much for someone in the family with some class.

I was sooo hoping jamie would cold cock the bitch. Oh well

I just want to be a the top of one of these comment threads. makes me feel important. I'm tired of being #76.

Gotta give it to Jamie-Lynn for that one.

I agree that the woman had no right to put her hands on the little girl or whatever, but what she's saying is true. Britney Spears is an attention-whore who does need to get the fuck out! She's just as psychotic as the woman yelling at her!

That's where you're wrong #2. I didn't actually watch the video, but I completely side with the crazy person. Next time, I hope the crazy person has a gun.

dude. when the hell did jamie-lynn get so damn hot!?

I would wreck Jamie-Lynn.

On a side note... what a bunch of bitches the paparazzi are. They were those little bitches in high school who would bury their noses in the popular kids' asscracks even though the popular kids shit on them. Have some self-respect you fucking clones...

Wow. Jamie-Lynn is kind of awesome! Who knew??

so I'm gonna do it again. wwheeeee!! Look at me! I made it to the top mom!!

I love Jamie Lynn Spears. Good on you, girl!!!

that really surprised me that jamie lynn actually used the word, "fuck." she's a star on nickelodeon..

ps.. i still think jamie lynn is cute. britney's face looked HORRIBLE. zits. ugh.

one more before it gets to 20. yayyayayayayay!!!
I'm drunk with excitement.

The paparazzi's reaction is really strange. It almost seems like they like B. Spears.

Yeah, well give her a couple of years

if only we could convince brit that her kids are as important as that same white versace handbag that SHE HAS IN EVERY PHOTO, then those kids might stand a chance of getting some of mommy's love.

the bitch needs to stop drinking that starbucks shit. it's like 5000 calories a drink and she's obviously still eating everything else her piglet heart desires. fat ass!!!

@ 17

that kind of makes me sad, because she's a cutie and she seems like she may have her head on straight. i guess i'll always see her as cute little zoey. hahah.

What the hell is that circle wound on Brit's right inside wrist?

Bono called. He wants his stupidly large glasses back.

I don't care who you are. No one should be subject to that amount of crap just because you want to go from your car to a restaurant.

just wait until jamie-lynn gets herself some no-good cock. she'll be off the chain too. come on. any girl with a name like that is destined to do porn or live as a battered barefoot wife of a no-account felon.

22
She asks for it, and she deserves it!

the constant paparazzi just confirm the obvious:

flies still hover around pieces of shit every chance they get

Dayum...bitch is lucky she didn't get a face full of hot Starbucks. In Pic #1, kinda looks like she was movin in for a little boobie-grab...a little jigga-jigga.

Way to go Jamie-Lynn. Is she legal yet?

I would kidney kick those fucks.

And I would move if I were britney. Not just do some pilates, but move. to guam.

#20 I think a crazed red assed baboon jumped up and bit her wrist (and yes that is my answer to all celebrity injury questions, because I believe there is a celebrity stalking red assed baboon that goes around biting famous people). either that, or it's a tattoo of red lips.

Love how all those intrusive & disrespectful Papanazis get all pissed off at the woman, as if Brittney and her sister are their best friends worth defending.

Friggin I pray that Shittney, her dork sister and all those photographers die of inoperatable brain tumors.

Wow, those Spears gals keep it classy. Jamie Lynn borrowed that line from her Ma-Maw. When Jamie Lynn was little, she would often complain to Ma-maw that all the male "friends" in the house scared her, to which Ma-maw ould reply "Well, then move the fuck OUT!" while she stroked her beard and smoked her corncob pipe.

#20

IT'S A TATOO OF LIPS, LIKE A LIPSTICK PRINT SHE GOT LAST YEAR. CLASSIEST WHORE EVER

I'm not one to feel sorry for celebs, but damn...the pap would be so annoying!!! Look at all of them! Get a real job.

#25--Best thing I read here in awhile.

Well, well, well, I guess the spiraling down of little 'ole Jamie Lynn has just begun. Heh, heh.

Oh, and I just noticed. Britney has on those god awful boots again. Ughh

I can relate to that womans anger. I live in Malibu. There are plenty of famous people that live here because is is out of the city and they can keep a low profile. Ever since that bitch moved here, the paparazzi are always clogging up the shopping centers. They have no regard for anyone, and I don't appriciate getting nearly hit so they can get their shot. She should move out of Malibu. No one likes her here!

Check out the size of that chocolate bar BRit-tit's buying. She could feed a small nation with that. No wonder she has acne and a fat ass. And I fucking hate those alme-ass boots.

Jamie-Lynn could have behaved like a lady, but apparently no one ever taught these girls anything about public decorum. Now she just looks as tacky as the woman who yelled at her. Not quite as tacky as her sister yet, but with that pink bra under a white tee, she's working on it.

#36, yeah man living on the beach what a tough life you have

#36, I can't even imagine. Not to mention it costs a small fortune to live there--I'm sure you'd like the ability to just get around and take care of your errands without all this hoo-haa all the time. You should be able to at least enjoy it! What a pain in the ass.

Oh, and that was 'lame-ass' boots.

All I see are a bunch of fat illegals

I would have more respect for the crazy woman if she had placed her hands about 8 inches lower. And I would have more respect for Jamie-Lynn if she had said nothing, grabbed the hands, pulled the crazy lady toward her and head-butted her into unconsciousness. Then continued walking along as if nothing had happened.

#38,
I never said I had it tough. I am just saying I don't want trash in my neighborhood.

Being a paparazzi must suck. What a loser job. Makes me think that maybe I should stop visiting sites like these, so the paparazzi would have to do something useful, like reading to small children or curing cancer.

What a bunch of stupid assholes, the paps and the Spears'. Paps are the lowest form of life on earth, lower than worms, slugs, dung beetles, and maggots. They stand there taking pictures of the likes of Shitney, who by now has descended to the level of c-lister (no matter how much money she makes every month, when you get banned from hotels from smearing food on your face and you get a disproportionate amount of attention for flashing your cooter on camera instead of your music, you're a c-lister) and then defend the stupid bitch when someone tells the truth about their cash cow. I'd imagine she does make the neighborhood unsafe, with all those fat fucks following (like my alliteration?) her everywhere, snapping her picture and causing a traffic hazard.
I see Shitney's hanger-on sister has to defend her in the only way she knows how, by acting like a gutter slut. I get the feeling the roots of their family tree go
all the way down to the cesspool.

"Not quite as tacky as her sister yet, but with that pink bra under a white tee, she's working on it" queefed InstantAsshat-AddFame. So, there are no heteros left on this site, huh? Jamie-Lynn looks like red hot jailbait here. Time to buy a pair of functioning testicles if you don't think so.

@41 - Right on!

(1) I really like the little one. Way to defend your sister. I would have done the same thing.
(2) Those camera freaks would drive me crazy - I would drop kick all of those cameras that were in my face.
(3) Enough with the "hillbilly", "redneck", "Soutern" slurs - it is obvious that celebrities from all walks of life are freaks!

Who said I was a guy, dumbass? Sheesh.

Jamie-Lynn dresses like any other attention-whore little high-schooler, and Brit-shit is wearing my grandmother's bathroom curtains for a blouse. They both suck.

no wonder brit is crazy, just look at all them pap

Jamie-Lynn just scored 1,000 points with me. I thought she was lame; I was completely wrong... that was bad ass... If I were wearing a hat, I would tip it to her.

@47 Fair 'nuff on the hilbilly line, I don't mean to be too offensive and won't use it. Please give me "white trash" though, that's not geo-specific. Ok?

@29

Then what would be able to moan about?

The weather?

Hi #51 - White trash works just fine. :)

Excuse Me...You actually believe the "crazy" person here is the woman telling the Queen of Crazy to leave??? Unbelievable!! The photogs, britt and the next britt in the making are clearly the REAL, TRULY CRAZY ones. Yes, britt and lil britt are hot pieces of ass, but they really are truly crazy asses! "LEAVE OUR TOWN" should be the anthem of all townspeople where Britney exposes her crazy assed self... Unless it's my bedroom, then she and lil brit could go CRAZY on top of me ;-)

I swear, what kind of parents would a teenager have that she would walk around talking like some whore out of a trailer par.......oh. O.K. My bad.

P.S. 8? You're comment made me all giddy inside.

" Hey ya'll...looky hare....I gots on a pank brazare unnernathe my white shirt jus' lak mah sister would go an' do. YEEEE HAH!!!!"

Jamie-Lynn is hot. What a smokin body. I couldn't care less if she's sophisticated or a hick. Since when do guys care about that? Since never. But, bad move for Britney, walking around with what her body used to look like, right next to her, making her look extra fat and ugly.

the first picture.... LOL. is that the crazy ladies hands on jaime? look at the spears girls faces... HAHHAHAHA.

britney and jaime look a lot alike. too bad they are both ugly. look at how big their foreheads are. and for Jaime to look like britney after all brit has been thru.... holy crap. britney was definitely the hotter one.... well until she lost her mind, and ability to take care of herself.

I feel sorry for JamieLynn; its bad enough she has to deal with her crazy sisters ridiculous and crappy behavior, and all the crap that comes w/ having such a famous sister. Then she has to deal with another crazy bitch; one thats a complete stranger no less! Why didn't this occurr when Britney was alone? She wouldn't have known how to handle it. And where were their bodyguards? They must know better than to leave home w/o one. Theres a lot of Britney haters out there. Heck, look at those crazy threats from the terrorists directed at Britney. If that was me I would always have someone watching my back. Anyways, that was a lot of nerve of that woman. Granted, I could see having Britney move into my neighborhood would be a serious pain in the ass. But by no means does that give her the right to lay her hands on Jamie.

Did you ever think that maybe that woman was fed up? It's common knowledge shitney calls the paps herself before going out, thus causing chaos and possible danger. You heard the lady. She was yelling at Britney for being "unsafe". A situation Britney herself caused, just because she wants to stay in the papers. Basically, Britney is telling all of Malibu to suck it. I would yell at the skank too.

Yeah I don't think Jamie's hick accent would bother me much when my cock is in her mouth. That's one ripe little bimbo.

"Britney is telling all of Malibu to suck it"

What, exactly, is wrong with that??? Except that it's Britney. Right message, wrong messenger.

jamie spears is lik da fittest person ever!!! wouldnt mind a bit of tht on me
at nite and day and nite and day!!!! luv u gorgus!

LATE BULLETIN: That 'crazy woman' was paid to accost Britney to gain sympathy for her. You've been played.

"Ya'll quit yer hollerin' at 'er!"

If they are heading to a restaurant, why are they holding a cup, they know they will hardly be able to move with all the paparazzis around, and still they both hold a stupid cup ! Restaurants serve drinks, so why bother ? Like they cannot afford to sit down... Must be an American thing.

YAY! Now the disturbing opinions of the pedophiles have started pouring in...

That was great...

You know what would be funnier? If someone machined-gunned all those paparazzi and then take photos of their families faces.

hahahahahahahahahaha!

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Yes, get the F.... out of the our neighborhood! I think this lady is right! Britney and her little sister too, belong back in the swamps of Louisiana! She has done nothing but cheapen what use to be a classy place. Of course the paps are doing to defend her as well as this website because she is putting dinner on their table. I doubt they would all want to move to Louisiana to follow her every move. So stay here Britney so everyone can make money off of you, ya right! You ask the people who live there if they like all of that. What do you think their answer will be? Hmmmm?

u already callin a 16 year old a hoe…thats really inmature on ur part..and u dont know what there life has been like so if u dont know dont judge.

I laughed when the one photographer fell. That was hilariousness.

Using "u" for "you" and "ur" for "your", and forgetting apostrophes, and dropping your "g" off words ending in -ing, but most of all, accusing people of calling 16 year olds gardening equipment is the most immature thing of all......don't you think so, Kara?

jamie lynn is a gangsta bitch!! hahaha...I like her now, just for that. but why was britney walking around like a blind woman with dementia?? poor britney...*sigh* and for anyone who says that paparazzi is the price of being fame, and celebrities deserve it...who would want to step out their car to deal with THAT mob. whoa.

"YAY! Now the disturbing opinions of the pedophiles have started pouring in..."

A pedophile has a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent boys or girls. J-L is 16 years old. Failed health class, didncha?

#70- You can't really call someone else immature if you can't even spell out "you."

this same things happens evrywhere. so just because shes a star she get slammed for it. its not right. evry one just needs to leave evry one in hollywood alone. they r the same as us except famous. theyv made mistakes and so have we. not all the same mistakes but still… WE HAVE ALL MADE MISTAKES!!!! LET IT GO, AND LEAVE HER AND BRIT ALONE!!!!!

@64
If that story is true, it makes Brittney out to be even more of an idiot. Her plan to cull sympathy obviously backfired. A lot of people here agree with the crazy woman that Brittney is ruining the neighborhood.

She really is a shallow fool. Just like #60 noted that she calls the paps on herself just to keep her face in the limelight. Seriously, is buying a pack of menthols and huge candybar at all interesting? "Hey y'all I'm goin' out to the A&P to get my diabetes on!"

I think we might have to jump the gun on Jamie-Lynn and besoil her right now. First, look at that body! Dayyyyaaaaamn! Second, look at her sister. We now know the Spears women go into a fat mongoloid stage in their early to mid twenties. Jamie-Lynn only has a few good years left. I think any judge in the land would understand that argument.

To #76, was your mistake leaving school after third grade?

"LATE BULLETIN: That 'crazy woman' was paid to accost Britney to gain sympathy for her. You've been played."

Are you serious?

That's sick and sad.

These naggers moved in next store to my house and I told them they were bringing down the property value. The next night a stray bullet came through my window. I cut his grass every week now.............

It's the internet, not English class. People can write whatever fucking way they want. Whose idea was it to set up grandparents to try to use the internet?

76---wow---you're a complete douche.

Hey idiot. Like I pointed out before, Britney CALLS THE PAPARAZZI HERSELF! These celebritiies do not want to be left alone. Christ, Lindsay Lohan even admitted it herself. It isn't a mistake IF YOU ARE DOING IT ON PURPOSE! Wake up dimwit!

Good for the paps and this website for stepping in to defend Britney. What that woman did was totally inappropriate and uncalled for. Also who knew Jamie-Lynn was that fierce? good for her.

LATE BULLETIN: the "crazy lady" IS Britney Spears, and the Britney Spears look-alike walking with Jamie-Lynn is Kevin Federline in drag. You've been played by whoever that was who wrote "LATE BULLETIN".

LOOK PEOPLE, LEAVE JAMIE ALONE, IT’S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX WHAT SHE DOES, SHE’S HUMAN AND SO ARE WE, THINK OF YOURSELF IN HER STATE, SOME OF US ARE DEFENDUNG HER CAUSE NO ONE HAS THE RITE TO INSULT JAMIE. YOU LEARN BY YOUR MISTAKES. I BET IF SHE WASN’T FAMOUS, NONE OF YOU WOULD CARE, SO, ALL I’M ASKING FOR IS FOR YOU, NON-DEFENDERS IS TO LEAVE HER ALONE. RITE NOW SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP, NOT CRITISISM. LET JAMIE HAVE HER OWN LIFE.

@87 sasha- please go to the nearest building you can find. Make your way to the roof. Go to the edge. Dive like you would into a pool...................

Jamie Lynn keeps getting hotter...

But seriously WTF why were there like 200 paparrazi there? I would go fkin crazy too... People blame Britney...Can you imagine having that many fkin cameras going of and people swarming you every where you go...

@74...ah, here we go...wanting to argue on a web blog, eh? The definition for pedophile is an adult who is sexually attracted to a child. It is my opinion that because lil what's her face is not yet 18, she is still a child. Of all of the comments on this friggin' blog, you felt the need to make fun of mine? Hmmm...I'm going to assume you are a {gasp} pedophile...

I see everybody calling this girl a hottie, but look what happened to her slutty sister. My advice: girls, have some dignity and wait until you find someone to put a ring on your finger before you spread your legs. Don’t degrade yourselves.

lolz @ 81 & 86

beeswax?

Nope. Prepubescent is the key part of the definition, both medically and legally. With a 16 year old it's statutory rape, and only in some states, and for J-L she'll be out of that category too in about 6 months. You're still very ignorant, sorry. You know you can use this thing (computer/internet) to actually read and learn, right? I didn't think so.

are you fucking kidding me?
The woman is beyond help. She is the saddest creature ever. And I'm not talkin about the one who told Britney-speared-in-the-head stupid minus moron to fuck off. Enough already. She is sick - seriously sick.
She is going full speed toward the cliff.
And I just wonder how genuine the reactions are going to be when it does happen.
Because it will. Actually, it has.
The tragedy is playing out before our eyes.

stop harassing Jamie, or ill get her security guards after you. lol. kidding, but im
telling u fucks to shut the fuck up, eat a nice bowl of brown, watch some gay porno with a dildo up both of ur arses and sucking each others' dicks, pardon my french, on ur hillbilly box viewer. also open a can of fuck each other. with a sideorder of leave jamie alone or ill come to ur puny ass home and kick ur asses, dont care how strong u think u r.

Britney and Jamie-lynn going to get sushi ,who cares ,it does not requirer 1000 people with cameras and one villiage idiot.

Wow! I had no idea of the infinite possibilities of cyber space! I did, however, go to dictionary.com and see that the definition doesn't contain the word prepubescent. Maybe after you take your panties out of a bunch, you should e-mail them and let them know they need to correct that.

leave jamie lynn alone ... that is unless she shaves her head then she's fair game

I wonder if Jamie-Lynn will ever recover from being insulted by a bunch of anonymous internet addicts still suffering from severe acne and social phobia.

little whore needs attention ... !
omg i hate britney but this is too much ... tehre were like 50 paparazis Oo
and u ask why brit is nuts ?!

STOP YELLING AT ME!

I didn't really read too many comments ripping on Jamie; more compliments on how hot she is. She's got a tight little body for certain.

Most of the negative comments are about her fucktard sister. Of which I'll add another...ahem...Brittney is self-obsessed, skank, coked out, white trash ho!

Returnining now to regular programming.

Huh?

By the way, just because you have two asses doesn't mean the same thing for the rest of humanity.

Yeah, dictionary.com is definitive all right, forget looking at legal or medical sources. Even user-friendly ones, like, say, the Merck manual:
"Pedophilia is a preference for sexual activity with young children. In Western societies, pedophilia is defined as sexual fantasy about or sexual relations with a child younger than 13 by a person 16 or older."

Why 13? The average age of menarche is between 12-13. Try looking up that word in dictionary.com and figuring out why it's significant. Take some Advil when you get that familiar headache.

77 is brilliant.

Jamie, well im not good at telling people how i feel but your different so here it goes i love you and i know u hear it from other people but its something i needed to say. I been dyeing to meet you you are my life when ever i close my eyes all i can see is you the love of my life an when ever i sleep i dream about you. You are the only girl for me and i will meet you one day if it takes me my whole life belive it. That is my dream its the truth i will meet you if it kills me. I know you dont have feelings for me cause we dont know eachother and i understand that and its ok. i just want you to hear this.......I love you and i give you more love than my own family and i know thats wrong to give someone more love then there family but i dont care i love you more than anything you jamie no one els you are my life/world.

Sorry Kristen Dei from LA but that other poster is correct. There's another word for someone attracted to a post-pubescent child, it's not pedophile.

@107 Jonny. will you still love her when she looks like her big sister?

Holy hell! We've got ourselves a live one!

So the fight continues...I is from loosiana. I is so stupid I look at rong source to try to defen my anzer. i sure is ignorant.

Do I know you? Do you have some personal vendetta against me? Why are you being so defensive? Were you molested as a 16 year old child by a pedophile?

You should contact your shrink and work out these issues...

This is an unbelievably sad commentary on what our society pays attention to, and the way Britney seemingly uses the paparazzi as a buffer to this woman is disturbing, especially when every one of these wolves wishes that her life would spin even more out of control.

@107

Ahh young love! This really brings me back.

Jodie, it's been a long time since I wrote you but I'm missing you girl!

@109. Got that right. When Jamie Lynn starts waddlin' 'round like big fat-ass Sis, methinks Jonny's dreams are going to turn into nightmares. Aren't ya Jonny, you little muff diver.

I'm still siding with the crazy woman and the coffee woman from yesterday...wondering if it was the same woman. And....Jamie-Lynn has turned into a nice little whore herself. 16 and dressing like that. She's asking for whatever she gets. I'll leave it at that.

laff at me i dont care jamie-lynn spears is the most beatiful pasionet girl in the world the only women to send my heart beat off the scales shes got an amazing smile her eyes simpley beatiful like her i have made my life about her she is the women of my life she is the most beatiful girl in the world and i wish to live with her when i am older but shes way out of my league i dont think i could live without her if she wanted me to jump off a cliff i would well till next time goodbye my princess jamie u will always have a place in my heart.

When she gets jumped and gang-raped with a wire brush, I want to be on the jury so I can tell everybody she was totally asking for it.

Wow! That whole thing was kind of intense when you think about it!

I wish that woman would have given both Jamie-Lynn and Britney a wedgie!

And now on to the really important thing:

The only kind of troll I like is one that makes me huff jenkem and worship Satan, like the troll I asked to write this post for me!

Thank you blpressure for using tact instead of insult for the correction... Will you marry me?

As you already know, us southern gals are ready to marry young and on a whim!

@116 Jonny, I'm not making fun of you at all. You sort of remind me of myself when I was younger. If it helps any, there just happens to be a Republican Prez currently in office! Wink wink. :-) You go boy, go and win Jamie's heart!

that was weak. jamie-lynn probably felt good about herself after that. when i read, 'this woman actually puts her hands on...', i didnt think what was on the video. those lame bitches have sold their soul. they look one step away from porn stars.

@#116: Hey Fairplay! You need to go back to the hospital; Bonaduce dropped you on your head harder than we thought.

"they look one step away from porn stars."

yeah.

Yeah!

YEAH!

i'm so confused now Who's crazy?

& is Brittny KobolaWHATCHAMACLLIT now with the red string on her wrist?

I wouldn't want that three ring circus in my neighborhood either...

POOR Starbucks share holders!

You know what they say "Crazy is as crazy does..."

But, really, even though I think Britney is losing it, I am proud of Jamie Lynn for sticking up for her. Look at how fucking long it takes for them to get in the restaurant. I STILL don't understand why these paparazzi are premitted to create such havoc in any public place. I love the video of Britney at the convenience store where the customer before her comes out of the store and yells at the photogs: "Get the fuck out of the way...regular person coming through!" C'mon....I personally don't know how she tolerates it, or why these paps are permitted to be so invasive... whether she wants the fame and attention or not. It's like walking at a snails pace. Ugh. Personally, every celebrity should be allowed to issue a public restraining order that forbids photographers from coming within 50 feet of their car, their family and their person. This would solve the whole paparazzi problem.

Britney has repeatedly said she doesn't know who to trust and this is part of her problem. Jamie Lynn, unlilke "alli", actually steps forward and defends her and shows Britney that she can trust her family. That's what Britney needs to know right now...that she can count on her family. Maybe with that trust in place, she will listen to them and realize they have her best interests at heart and that they love her. Maybe it's enough to help her get better.

Jamie-Lynn definitely could be a porn star, she wouldn't even have to change her name. But at this point, Britney's only chance would be hardcore-only compilations, like "Fat Ass Anal Jam 2007" or "C-Section Cum Guzzlers".

more &more she reminds of the later days of ELIVS kind of looking like him too..

Although they use different words, #127 and #128 are basically saying the same thing.

#127 she brings it on You idiot
10 trips a day to what ?shop eat drink
she' got no life this is her life BY CHOICE

haha. that was to much harry palms.you have now ruined it for me.

eXactly!- narrator#130
...by the way ...does the papparazzi get her coffee for her
this is a sick relationship

good for jaime-lynn, she actually should have beat the girls ass tho when crazy lady put her hands on her!
people are rediculous, everyone should really jus leave britney alone. could you imagine having to walk to go eat with 50 people surrounding you snapping pictures and tripping over themselves in front of you!??

#107 - what??

Ok so we have Britney bringing the paparazzi wherever she goes and causing chaos, but think about it.... how insane would it be to have 10928812 cameras following you around?
Imagine every time you did something stupid like that one time you smoke pot, or that other time you got a parking ticket.... it ended up on a website with 1000000 hate comments about it. There would be a point where you just dont give a crap about anything anymore because everything you do would only be wrong in the eyes of the world.

Point is, I dont like Brit much but come on.... that woman was a b!@tch.

There's still hope for Jamie-Lynn. Maybe she won't go down Britney's path, and instead become an all-out homicidal psycho like Mallory in Natural Born Killers. For some reason it's easy to imagine her completely kicking the shit out of some guy and then yelling "How sexy am I now, huh? Flirty boy! How sexy am I now?"

and another thing. who cares if she doesnt want to be a mom. lots moms realize they dont want to be after they are. just like some dads dont want to be. k-fed chooses not to be with his first born and, ..., whatever number the other kid is from his last girlfriend. its become the american way.

I feel sooooooooooo bad that she's messing up an area where super-wealthy people live. Hopefully they can roll around in their piles of money and feel better.

she could just stay home for awhile.
..he Starbuck company would appreciate the disassociation

Britney's relationship with the paparazzi is clearly symbiotic. they both benefit from each other. i do not feel bad for her. did they seriosly get her coffee? and she took it? good grief.

it's out of control how the paps started yelling at that lady. at least someone started speaking the truth! let the woman say her piece.

and what "adult" needs a 16 year old standing up for them? a pathetic one. like jamie lynn is so ballsy. please!

So here's my question- why did they park so far away?

If they got her coffee, that's lame. If they handed her a cup with mostly coffee but also some semen, and she took it, that's cool.

Britney could not look more hideous if she tried. WHERE is she getting her clothes these days? At a nursing home?

Man, I've already rubbed it out twice to these Jamie Lynn pictures! I can't wait to get home!

Staged!! I wonder how much they paid that lady? Or maybe the paparazzi's paid her. Still, total bogus.

And when did little JamieLynn buy herself a fake rack? Or do implants just run in the family?

You masturbate at work? Disturbing.

if i saw that sh*t in my neighborhood I'd probably do worse things to her
pathetic hoe
grow up
be an adult
be a mother
be an older sister
at least get your grade 12

Those shades make Brit look lke Phil Spector with a brown wig. Doobie-do-wap

I bet some chicks read these comments and don't realize that every normal healthy hetero guy who looked at these pictures immediately fantasized about sliding one hand under Jamie's pink bra and the other down the front of those low-cut jeans. Personality and intelligence only matter for marginal-to-unattractive girls. And of course for yet-to-come-out guys.

its kind of sad watching Jaime Lynne guide her sister around, while Britney
stares into nothingness like an over medicated cow.
Whats the girl, like 13?

Jamie-Lynn and neighborhood crazy lady (forget Britney) need to show us their tits!!!

#94 der...doye...duh, according to the online Wikipedia encyclopedia, "the term pedophile is also used colloquially to denote an adult who is sexually attracted to adolescents or youths below the local age of consent." Therefore, the definition of a pedophile can be expanded to include being sexually attracted to an adolescent, not just a prepubescent child. So even if you are correct and the term pedophile legally and medically the refers to sexual attraction to prepubescent children, the culture we live in in the USA considers anyone under the age of 18 to be off limits if the other person involved is 18 years of age or older. In the state of California where Jamie-Lynn lives the age of consent is 18 years of age and Jamie-Lynn is below the age of 18. Enough said.

You are right Kristen Dei... You are all right!!! After I took that stick out of my ass, I now realize what a bitch I was. Not getting any for 6+ years because I'm so fat and hairy can make a girl reeeeeealllly cranky! I was wrong to start a fight. Now if you excuse me, I need to finish eating my Big Mac with extra pickles.

#87 Sasha, you might not be aware of this. A rule of netiquette is that if you type in all caps, you're considered to be yelling at someone. I don't know if that's your intention, but I just thought you should know.

Christ, even the paparazzi cant get out of their own way. There were like 3 of them falling down. Go Jamie Lynn!

I GIVE JAMIE LYNN 1 YEAR NO 6 MONTHS BEFORE SHE IS CAUGHT HOEING AROUND VEGAS WITH HER SISTER.....IF I WERE THAT WOMAN WHO YELLED, I WOULD HAVE PUT BRITNEY ON THE SPOT AND ASKED HER WHERE ARE YOUR CHILDREN, NOW THAT YOU HAVE A STUPID DOG IN YOUR ARMS AT ALL TIMES????

jamie lynn rocks. and don't talk about who is classy when everyone here is logged on to a gossip site and probably says fuck 3 billion x a day.

Jamie Lynn is taking up for her sister. That is cute'ish, except for the fact that her mouth overloaded her butt. Doesn't she realise that it is deemed "trashy" for young women to use that language? Especially southern women who are supposed to be charming and "gone with the wind'ish"....
Maybe she is taking lessons from her big sis, who threw her class out with her knickers!
These two girls need to stop parading around town like dweedle dee and dweedle dumb, go back to the bayou, and disappear. The little one must be stopped before she spirals out of control like the whirlwind of a sister.

P.S. For those of you who criticise the camera men photographing these celebs, where are the pictures of Goldie Hawn, Liz Taylor, any other respectable celebrity? They are not out trapsing because they can get anything brought to them, just as she can. She just chooses to stay in the spotlight so that she won't disappear! Unfortunately, she is too stupid to realise that the paps only follow her because she is a trainwreck and that's what people want! They are not following her because she is an idol...

Now if only the Spears girls would do a homemade porn flick together.

Yes the lady who yelled at Britney was trash, but um....Britney is a drug addicted nutcase. I know which one I think is worse.

Why is a rich drug addict more acceptable than a poor one?

If anyone yells in my face I'd knock her out and I think that why she had her hand on her. And Jamie Lynn and Britney needs to go back to their own neighborhood in Louisiana ya'll!

Wow, how could you be on drugs and deal with that? I think I have a new respect for these skanks

The people complaining that Jamie shouldn't use those words...2007 called. Everyone swears. Lady like my foot, I'm sure you're no lady like when the old broad in the 57' Lincoln cuts you off on the freeway. Pshh. ::eyeroll::

Jamie Lynn is going to be a skank like her big sister... already trying to move in with her 19 y/o bf at 16 and had a pregnancy scare....... dumbass..

137, how do you know that k-fed doesn't visit his kid's with shar? if that was the case, i'm sure we'd hear all about it. too bad that's not the case & you are a total asshat.

@158 - Trainwreck... idol.... what's the difference? She stays in the spotlight, and we are all still watching. I think every celeb is smart enough to understand that. Public image doesn't matter. They feed us mediocre crap, and we gobble it up either way.

good on the crazy bitch for having a crack at the Spears clan, has there ever been a more notable family of white trash? bet ya'll a $10a that she paid the chic to give her shit! anyways, she's hot whoever she was!

Hey,did you guys know that Spears maks over $700,000 a month? For what? I mean, why can't I make that kind of money? Oh right, I can't sing,can't dance, I'm not a size 1, and I probably drink too much. Wait, I forgot my point....

Damn there is some perverted people in here!!!Incredible!!

Okay you guys, anyone who actually thinks this woman was anything other than a plant by Britney is sorely mistaken. I've heard that Britney (and other celebs as well) do stuff like this for the media attention. I mean, come on! It's well known that she calls around and tips them off as to where she's going to be. Plus, it got the press to write something other than her custody woes, didn't it? And to top it off, she actually grabbed Jamie Lynn - is anyone else curious why for one, Jamie Lynn allowed it and didn't really move away, and two, why she didn't call the police and press charges for aggravated assault yet? And if you STILL think stuff like that doesn't happen then maybe you should consider the Andy Kaufman/Jerry Lawler run around in the 80's. Keep dreaming that this was real. It's what Brit wants you to believe.

i find it hilarious that bs says "don't let them come by me again"--or something incoherent and grammatically fucked to that effect--to the paps b/c, you know, they CARE about her. she is their fucking bread and butter--and she treats them like they are her personal bodyguards. i'm just blown away by the idiocy of it all.

#152 - you can't win an argument ("Enough said") by invoking a colloquialism, much less one discovered in an online wikipedia. In the South, "coke" refers to any type of soft drink, but that doesn't prove that Sprite is Coca Cola, it only proves that Southerners are retarded. Jamie-Lynn Spears is busting out with curves - boobs, hips, butt - so a guy who finds her attractive is, by definition, not a pedophile. Pedophiles are attracted to children who have yet to develop signs of physical sexual maturity, for example Keira Knightley (haha). If a teacher fucks a student, and she's a high school junior like Jamie-Lynn, he's a dirty horndog (but guys certainly understand why he wanted to). If he fucks a 4th grader, no normal guy understands why and everybody agrees that he needs to be executed.

No wonder why Britney's so crazy! How would you like it if all those camera's followed you everywhere!

#87...Chris? I didn't know you read Superficial!

No wonder Britney Spears is slipping; going crazy -- look at the insanity she has to deal with every time she steps out her house. A few weeks of that could drive a person up the wall, but she's dealt with that attention for years.

Props to Jamie for defending her sister!

Those paps are making a lot of money of Britney Spears. It's no wonder they want to defend her. That women's comments were warranted. Her touching Jamie Lynn was not. But no matter how many times Britney says she wants privacy, she likes the attention because that's basically all she has to keep her fame alive.

No wonder Britney's so fucked-up. All those people in your face, screaming shit. Acting like they're your friends, as they assault you with their cameras. And then the whore that was screaming insults for publicity. Who the fuck did that woman think she was? Most likely important. It would have fucking kicked if Britney's sister pulled that bitches hair out, then stood over the stupid cunt and pissed all over her burning scalp.

145. PunkA - October 8, 2007 6:23 PM
"And when did little JamieLynn buy herself a fake rack? Or do implants just run in the family?"
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She doesn't have implants moron...Some girls actually grow boobs during puberty, but I wouldn't expect a queer like you to know this.

Are they in Mexico being chased by the Mexican media?

Props to Jamie Lynn for defending her sister.

Wtf why do people think just because Jamie-Lynn is on Nickelodeon she doesn't cuss? you people are so fucking naieve... wtf is the matter with you?? seriously? are you really that retarded? Secondly I LAUGH at the people who say "yea the crazy person is right britney makes the neighborhood unsafe, next time a crazy person comes up to her I hope they have a gun" WTFFF LOL You people are the most hypocritical sons of bitches I ever had the misfortune of running into on the web. Some of you people make Britney look like she has a PH.D just shut the fuck up so you don't make yourself sound dumber than you really are. Oh and I hate Britney as much as anyone but seriously....Get your head out your asses and quit being so damn retarded.

Yeah, the pap have to defend her sorry ass - she basically signs their paychecks.

Check out pic 6. Her boot can't zip up all the way over her fat calves. Classy.

Did anyone notice that Brit is actually wearing pants? Seriously, when was the last time she was seen wearing pants? That is breaking news right there.

no, Jaime Lynn take your skunky haired, whiny Starbucks guzzling lil self and STFU...and photogs, have you learned nothing from the umbrella incident?! Brit's like a lion or a manitee, throw her a hunk of food and she should shut up for a bit....Lohan, you have some jajor ass to kick!

And they never drop their Starbucks the entire time that takes brains. :D

Jamie Lynn thought she was back in hick town and didn't realize she could actually get hurt by the psycho woman. But then, it's probably not good to tell anyone to get out of their own neighborhood when you are the one causing the problem. The fact that mom let Jamie run the town with Brit tells me that she wasn't really visiting for an intervention. Didn't see her at all until people became concerned that Brit was spending all her money. That brought mom in the middle of the night. Brit wants her freedom more than her kids and I don't think there is a rehab program for that. This is the period when the court decides who is really the better parent and her flaunting the orders will bite her in the ass. If testing shows she doesn't have a drug problem and she keeps acting the way she has the court will have to conclude that she probably has mental problems. Brit better learn to kiss court ass real fast or she will pay for it.

Meh. She's still richer than me or than all of us.....I would rather keep seeing about Britney Spears and not about Lindsay Lohan thats for sure!

I'd totally fuck Jamie-Lynn Spears.

That's no life. What a circus.

Thanks to the Superficial, we will be seeing Jamie-Lynn's boobs, nips, panties, vagina and sex tape within the next 24-36 months... when she turns 18.

Anyone got the under?

That's not Britney. You can't be sure that's her with those sunglasses.

hay jamie-lynn i love u to bits u r soo pretty and a very good actress! luff u soo much(im not lez)! bye!

that was nice. she owned that chick bigtime. props jamie-lynn, props.

Wow - that is horrible what they (Britney and Jamie Lynn) have to go through just to go out for sushi - I think anyone would go a little crazy after having to deal with all of those cameras in your face all of the time - they can't even walk

DAMN JAMIE LYNN IS SO HOT ! LOVE HER HAIR !

Did Britney cure cancer or win a Nobel prize or something? By the way all of these photographers are surrounding her, you would think she she actually did something that anyone should give a shit about. She is absolutely talentless. She can't sing, she barely whispers and then they use pro tools to fix all of her bad notes. And Jamie Lynn is hot.

@#181wtf: "Wtf why do people think just because Jamie-Lynn is on Nickelodeon she doesn't cuss? you people are so fucking naieve... "

I AM on Nickelodeon because I don't curse, you moron!

Also, why in the hell can't you begin a sentence with a capital letter? And why can't you run a spell check, you clueless dolt? Naive is not spelled "naieve"!

God! I should get all "Bonaduce" on your ass and drop you on your face!!!

I don't give an crap about Britney, but her sister has a nice looking set of sweater puppies.

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Is it just me, or does Jamie Lynn have man-hands?

I can't wait to see someone like Britney come out of a car with a fully automatic AK47 and just mow those fucking paps down. Seriously, if the paparazzi were an actual race, I would say it is high time for some genocide. These people serve absolutely no service in society. They are the gnats and dung beetles of this world and have no place in actual civilized society. Hell, the fucknuts killed Princess Di. Why not have a little payback?

why do you think jamie spears is all of a sudden a bad person because she said the f word?

fuck that shit...everyone swears unless there jesus humping freaks

Yeah, real smart Jamie. Telling the woman to leave HER OWN neighbourhood. Man. I know the woman was seriously out of line, but she could have just ignored her and walked away without looking like a hillbillie. I guess that just goes to show you how celebs think they own the world...
What am I saying? Jamie's not even a celebrity. She's famous by association. And notice how you never saw her with Britney until now? I think she wants a little attention.

LOL! And you can tell she thought she was being such a badass.

LAST!!

I know its really easy to side with the Spears' on this one, but think about it. How many of YOU would want Britney Spears and her million paps in YOUR neighbourhood? If she hated the attention sooo much she would leave, or at least not go out as often as she does.

Hey Last!!! yer not last anymore. I ruined it for you. I'm sorry but it's what I do

i thought that was the funniest shit ever when the pap fell over HAHAHAHA

To all of you bitching about Jamie Lynn, gimme a break. Anyone that has a teenage sister knows they'd do the same thing for their sibling. You can't judge a whole family because of Britney, who, by the way, is probably crazy because of not being able to take a shit w/out someone capturing it on film. She's probably like Patty Duke, the bitch sided with her captors over time. One more thing, you all bitch about the paps, but then can't get enough of these websites. At least I'm not a hypocrite. BOO-YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How the FUCK can people think that Brit's disgusting sister is hot? She looks like a fucking freak, and her eyes are skewed down like a fucking dog.

Knock that bitch down!

@ 25, Flies hovering around shit - well said.

it's disgusting to see the paps giving Brit and Sis their coffee... what a bunch of ass-lickers! and then after the woman shouts at her, the way Brit goes "Please don't let her get near me again" to the paps ... That's so fucking disgusting. Won't she just kill herself and do us all a favor.

Nice to see someone standing up for their neighbourhood and telling the annoying celeb-slags to get lost.
Since I lost my virginity at 15 I guess it makes the 16 year old girl I did it with at the time a pedophile - get real uptight losers

hmm the sister is growing some nice boobage

I think they need to leave brit alone! Let her get better1 Its no wonder she's havin' such a hard time? There should be a law against all the press and shit. If I couldn't get out of my car, I'd start beatin' some ass! It's gettin' old, let the girl alone so she can focus on gettin' here babies back!Brit needs to start beattin' some ass!

aaawww! the poor girl was just jealous, she wanted some attention too.

wow the paparazzis are crazy.
cant imagine myself being in that situation.

I can't imagine just wanting to go for a nice lunch with my sister, and having all these strangers paparazzi or ccrazy angry people/ fans constantly in your face..... judging you steady on a new pimple or if ya just wanted to get out of the house and dont dress up. Or if your not totally fit ... and dont say bad shit about brits sister. She must be so worried about her. shes had two babies in two years, her ex justin is doing amazing and could give a shit about her, your husband everyone hated when she tried so hard to help him out. They actually clapped on the view when she broke up with him.... People have there natural limits and to add the whole world watching you spiral down... eeeehk shes only human . Wish some of you were.

XD!

Crazy woman: NO ONE WANTS YOU IN THIS NEIGHBOURHOOD!
Pepperatzi: SHUT UP! SHUT UP BITCH!
Jamie-Lynn: Then why don't you move the fuck out of the neighbourhood?!
Pepperatzi: YEEEEEEAAHHHH!

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You have to be kidding me!
Did the paparazzi just get them coffee.
Then they bitch and whine about being followed around all the time?
They both need to get off their high horses and get rid of my shit don’t stink and the whole Oh woe is me attitude.
Kudos to that woman for having the balls to say what she did.
I would have said the same thing.
No one wants trash like this in their neighborhood.

She didn't even drop her coffee so the "crazy assault" cant have been too bad.

Jamie's tits are getting huge....the nasty shit that i would do 2 her.

Jamie's tits are getting huge....the nasty shit that i would do 2 her.

her tits are getting huge because she is pregnant

did anybody hear what jamie said to brit?

I would fuck the living SHIT out of Jamie Lynn Spears.... wow i would fuck her brains out