Oct 22 2007Gisele Bundchen wears a bikini

First bitches

She is such a bi-whore hobag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's hotter than Bar, -- bar none.

WTF, she has a great body?

ok her face might have aged a little and got a little rough but she still looks great and wonderful model type body.

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eat tht yumu

Dude, now you scared me, my girlfriend has the exact same kind of body, although she's 21. This means I'm into boys too?

Her eyes have a crazy look to them.

Yeh she does look great if your into that super weirdo skeletor boy-man body that she has taken for her most recent form? Because I have evidence to believe that she is none other than Wacko Jacko or ALF, as i have never seen any of them in the same place have you?

I'll give her some sunscreen.

Get ready to rub it in baby!

WAAY too bonyyy!! i dont find her hot at all!!!

Body of a boy, or not.
I LOVE all the VS models and masturbate to all of them.

They grow some weird-ass people down in South America. Gisele looks German or something, but has a Brazilian accent. Ya' know why that is? All those Nazi war-criminals fleeing the MotherLand so they wouldn't be tried for the "Extermination". Freaks. My point is: Gisele Bundchen is a Nazi.

P.S. With a flat model-ass.

That chick needs to EAT

Adriana Lima is much hotter and sexier!!

she's a fucking homewrecker, I hate the bitch

Sexy mamacita

oh yeah baby.

Yeh, I would have to say Bar is prettier and much more womanly. But they both have a weird slitty thing going on with their eyes. There's a certain likeness to them; Leo definetly has a certain taste in women. Neither one of them bowl me over with awe. Just ho-hum.

I just want to know who the hot babe next to her is. HOT brown sugar, babe.

I don't see what's so "hot" about this bitch. She's got a dick nose, a saddle bag face, and her eyes scare me. She's one step away from being a WHITE Ethiopian.

WOMEN SEND THEIR PANTIES TO MYANMAR IN PROTEST

Women in several countries have begun sending their panties to Myanmar embassies in a culturally insulting gesture of protest against the recent brutal crackdown in the region.
"It's an extremely strong message in Burmese and in all Southeast Asian culture," says Liz Hilton, who supports an activist group that launched the 'Panties for Peace' drive earlier this week.
The group behind the campaign, Lanna Action for Burma, says the country's superstitious generals, especially junta leader Gen. Than Shwe, believe that contact with women's underwear saps them of power.
The military in Myanmar crushed mass anti-regime demonstrations recently and continues to hunt down and imprison those who took part.
Hilton sats women in Thailand, Australia, Singapore, England and other European countries have started sending or delivering their underwear to Myanmar missions following coordination among activist organizations.
"You can post, deliver or fling your panties at the closest Burmese Embassy any day from today. Send early, send often!", she says.

NOW IF I COULD ONLY GET YOU GIRLS TO SEND ME YOUR PRETTY PANTIES

Heaven forbid that one might be thin and still considered womanly!

Just a little reminder - with big boobs and an ass usually come other curves elsewhere - big boobs and a small waist are very uncommon

I'm a guy. Is it just me, or is this chick and several others that are always in the headlines completely NOT hot? I'm pretty certain that this girl is another one of those chicks that is pretty to other women or something. Because her lack of curves, complete stick body, and strange face do nothing for me. All the guys I know, including myself, like chicks with curves and nice butts and boobs. i.e. Carmen Elektra, etc. etc.

JP (#22), you're correct. She's NOT hot.
My reply to the headline:
SO!

I've never understood the fascination with her. She has a good model body, but that face - - - plain at best, closer to homely.

beanpole.

If you think she has the body of a little boy, then I suggest you first look between your legs, and if you find anything at all, cut it off, cause it's of no use to you.

I find her body to be perfect. Are her boobs real? The face--not so perfect. Is that really a beautiful face? I feel like I'm looking at a different woman than everyone else in the media.

No body cares abour models. They're not real celebtities! ! !

Huh, well all of the guys I know like stick thin girls.

I think she has a nice body, but I find her broad shoulders and lack of hips kind of scary.

Bar is waaaayyy hotter!

this is pretty dangerous stuff. im pretty sure gisele is now going to try to sue the superficial because of her pictures placement next to bar refaeli. completely fucking serious.

who is hotter she or anna kournikova?

Kim, you are obviously a chick (hence the name). You know nothing about what guys find hot. And your "friends" that are guys, that find stick-thin girls hot, are either lying to you, gay, or paedophiles.

she.s got negative ass.
bar>gisele

she's a runway model you f#cktards. most runway chicks are skinnier than Gisele.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GPw6trRfV8k

Manly

Not really my type.

I find her sexy. Chicks like this stay hot for 20 years...chicks with huge racks need to be traded in after five years of mileage...

Her face isn't that pretty. She's very thin. Duh. She's a *runway* model. That's the whole point of being a runway model.

I'm not attracted to her, but that doesn't mean other people shouldn't be.

These just aren't the best pictures of her. Gisele is living artwork I tell ya. Anyone see that piece of shit movie Taxi with Jimmy Fallon? No? Good for you it was awful. Still it had Gisele and some other hot models that were also bank robbers. She looked dynamite in that movie. She's got legs that go on for infinity!

are you everyone's type?

you probably look hideous to some (if not most) people yourself.

post pics of yourselves wearing underwear and let's see if you look any better.

@41 Lindsay,

I'll be glad to send you my pictures and let you judge them.

TT - WTF is up with those Asians?!?
It makes one less of a man to touch women's underwear? Does it imbibe manliness to touch the tighty whiteys of another man, maybe while he is in them? Are you especially manly if you were to say... lick the stains out of your buddies undies?

Oh, and I am glad that many people on this site are so "gifted" as to say that they think VS models are ugly, and I really hope that they leave the Golden Girls reruns on for years so that those "guys" won't be left wanting for masturbatory fuel.

Great body - lucky bitch!

LOL Sam,
I wonder what they'd think of me WEARING women's pretty panties 24/7?
I must have no power left.

Tee Hee

GODDAMNIT, you freak!! You're forgetting one very important thing: THAT IS EATING!! You think this is beautiful? You starve yourself to death!! I'm able to count your ribs. THIS STATEMENT IS REALLY TRUE: when you're eating more, your energy-boost-level is much, MUCH higher>>>>>>>>>SPORTING!!
you don't believe me? TEST IT!!

Step 1: The Superficial posts a picture of a skinny girl in a bikini, along with references to 13-15 year old boys.

Step 2: Fat-Sympathizers with mayonnaise-filled bodies barge in, post more references to 13-15 year old boys, causing others to wonder just how overweight the commentators (or their girlfriends) must be to elicit such a reaction.

Step 3: Skinny girls, guys with skinny girlfriends, and pedophiles barge in, defending the status quo of the underweight.

Step 4: Someone, somewhere, is masturbating.

I'm almost done with step 4 in case anyone is curious.

That's talent.

MMMMMMMMMMMM

Hey Auntie,
Need any help with that?

I'm sorry - I can't get past the face to appreciate the body.

And it's not like she's ugly - she just NEVER smiles. Is she having fun at the beach, or just annoyed? Can you have incredible mind-blowing sex with someone who appears to have fewer emotions than Spock? I'm guessing sex with her is like sex with her corpse. Her expression is such that you'd think she was standing in line at Dachau waiting to toss a cannister of Zyklon-B in the room and close the door. "All in a day's work, mein Fuhrer."

@ #47 - i've been on step 4 going on three hours now. is that a bad thing?

Step 5: Someone, in a transparent attempt at vaguely sycophantic humor, makes an overly long comment filled with nonsensical analogies, out-of-place pop culture references, and an undue sense of enthusiasm that only screams "LOVE ME. PLEASE, SOMEONE LOVE ME."

See #51.

She is so German.

I'm still on Step 4 looking at the outfit Bar Rafaeli is wearing.

"undue sense of enthusiasm"? Well, #51's comment is actually about love, deception, greed, lust and...unbridled enthusiasm.

#52 not unless you go more than four hours, then you should call a doctor...

at least according to those commercials...

personally I don't see that as a problem, but I never understood why they called it self-abuse, I happen to love it.

Too skinny for my taste, but you kind of have to be in order to be a model. The camera puts on 10 lbs. Wait....so she's actually skinnier than THAT?!?!?

Yeesh...

Whatever bowjobs she's giving Tom Brady it's working! The man is unstoppable this season! Lets go Pats!

Step 4 is Step 1 for everybody here. Even before the pictures are posted.

Compared to Bar Rafaeli, Gisele would be...stringy.

She has the perfect nose for nasal-anal, if you're into that type of thing. If only we had a resident expert on such matters...

That should be "blowjobs",lol

Looks like she gets some kind of resistance exercise, unlike Jenna Jameson.

Jimbo, what is the story with your link?

Yeah, whatever way this tall skinny dude is fisting that fuckin homo Brady, it's helping his throwing accuracy. Fuckin homo.

The story is, suck my balls.

LOL @63,
I thought you meant she was working on his boat.

LMAO! @ Drew Bledsoe!!!

Maybe it is "bowing" - as in, bowing to Saint Hershey, where the guy has to bow whenever the girl says "hit the highway" and each time she gives another thrust to the dildo in his ass. At least that's what Urban Dictionary says, and they're never wrong...

Step 6: One or more people get it into their heads that people give a shit about their analysis of other comments and commentators on the site. And as a result they post their own comments based purely on analysing and condemning everyone else's opinions.

Step 7: Someone comments about them. Normally in a derogatory way.

Step 8: They usually retort. And the crap comments go on into infinity......................................................................................................................................

@68 Bowjobs are awesome! Especially on high seas!

I used to like the superficial, infact it used to be my fav blog but just recently its got a little bit too much tits and arse now don't get me wrong i appreciate the tits and arse but i think your alienating the female market we need more stories rather then she's hot she has good tits, she has a good arse its just getting boring.

p.s i'm not gay

@71 Mindy,
Sounds wonderful to me.
Have you seen the movie "Bend Over Boyfriend"? It's a great flick about women who fuck their boyfriends with strap-on dildos.

And when I say movie, I mean porn.

#73 - You will hear from my lawyers shortly. By that I mean soon, not that my lawyers are short like me. But my point is, that is MY p.s., I had it copyrighted, and as everybody knows, I don't hesitate to sue. Even though I suspect you used it in the same spirit as I do. It makes me giggle when I type it while sitting on an inflatable donut after a...stimulating...evening.

@73

The real Mr Paparazzi is a prick.

So if that's a genuine comment then please fuck off.

Mr Paparazzi spends an inordinate amount of time as a dull, ridiculous talking-head on any shitty TV show that will let him on.

Subtlety is nothing more than fear gift wrapped with lies.

76

go fuck yourself you completely missed the point you waste of space

PS = Gisselle is a tranny.

well, if you say so.. but do you have a microscope and an eyedropper or something, cuz i'm gonna need some help...

@79,
And what's wrong with that?

Her friend needs to use waaaaaaaaaay more sunscreen

drew bledsoe, don't be jealous of Brady because he's a better player than you were & that you're the one who'd like to be the one getting fisted by Gisele.

She is not hot. Her nose is manly. But she takes it in the pooper. Leo and Tom love that stuff. maybe TT is up next?

@78

What was the point then? Please enlighten me?

Either you are that douchebag Mr Paparazzi and you are making derogatory comments about other gossip sites whilst putting up a link to your own or you aren't that man/thing but you made some banal comment and added a link to another shit site as if it were better.

The idea of that twunt slagging off another site when his own is shit, or that someone else seemed to be promoting Paparazzi's site made me respond less than pleasantly. That is what I got from that comment.

What exactly was I supposed to take from it?

Step 9. Someone takes the whole "step" thing one step too far.

Step 10: The world explodes after an infinite loop of self referential, derogatory comments.

Step 11: Someone, somewhere is still masturbating.

Brady is an idiot. Bridgette Moynhan is much hotter.

Step 9. Someone takes the whole "step" thing one step too far.

Step 10: The world explodes after an infinite loop of self referential, derogatory comments.

Step 11: Someone, somewhere is still masturbating.

Step 12: Basically #86, yes.

Step 13: Doogie Howser explodes a sexbomb all up in your face.

nice cheekbones. thats about it.

uhhh...just cuz runway models are anorexic doesnt make it right. the general population has curves. its time for american media to wake up. they need to start getting healthier looking models and then us folks would start buying their product. what will it take?

fish, how do you know what a 15-year-old boys body looks like? i dont, and im thinking that they are not thin.

Comment 22 Carment Electra is phony fak breasts and lot of makeup
Gisele in these photos is showing us what she looks like. NO make p
breasts are not taped. Also, since that bathing suit is small we can easily see
that she is not carrying extra weight. Lean build. Face is average i suppose but she struts her stuff.

if i were dating tom brady, i wouldn't be frolicking on a beach while he was playing. i'd be, y'know, at the game. whatever, guess she has better things to do.

@85

somebody taking this celeb gossip shite a bit too serious i think, i actually think its a true point every post is now about hot girls it's getting boring, 3 or 4 posts a day about hot girls wow hot gossip might have to start reading perez!

Why is it that we don't call her "JIZZele?" I mean, it's the perfect celebrity nickname. Get it? JIZZ-elle? Anyways, I like it.

Giselle has a serious case of goat face. Gazelle body -- goat face.

Here's a tip for guys that I learned the hard way. If you have a girl you are thinking about going steady with -- awwww -- take a picture of her. Then, draw a Jack Sparrow-type mustache and goatee on her face.

If she looks cute and girlish even with the mustache and beard, go for it. But if she actually looks like the devil -- run. Try it on Kate Hudson, Giselle or Bar Rafaeli and you'll see what I mean about the devil.

The goatee and 'stache tends to make you concentrate on the eyes, so if the eyes are expressionless and dead, it really shows.

So my hubby and I were talking about this, his ex is so much hotter! Giselle is way to used up and over rated! Yep I have to agree with my man, Brady blew it, Giselle is not that hot!

Hey look it's Olive Oyl!

Giselle is gorgeous, she's got a beautiful face and an amazing body!

Hmm.... Gisele with womanly curves....

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/2554/112636ab1wmudb7.jpg

Since when did defined abs become repulsive? But it's all good, you dudes can head on over to KFC to pick up some fat chicks with "curves" and leave the rest of us with standards to our own devices. I'm sure we'll carry on some how.

my girl is hotter :)

This German chick is hotter than Bar Raf? This is he master race you're all trying to preserve? Ha! Bar > Gis

Dude, great post and picture. For you manly men, take 101's advice. You are all correct. Gisele is just too skinny and ugly. A good ol' meaty handsome woman is better. You all might like that sweaty Amernian whore Kim in the other post. Meat on them thar bones. Leave the gun take the cannolli you fucking chubby chasers.

Did she get her implants taken out?

http://www.gisele-bundchen.info/image.html?img=gallery/swimsuit/swimsuit012.jpg

@81 Hey TT, Nothing wrong with that at all in my book. I didn't mean to offend.

I can't get over how many of you males out there prefer fatties over fit and trim ladies. What female in their right mind would want to walk around with a big fat pot, big fat jiggly ass that's bigger than her man's, and jiggly fat legs? I can't say enough how obnoxious it is to see a couple walking down the street and the woman's ASS is bigger than her man's, that's downright disgusting. I understand the attraction to a nice big set o' tits, but fat asses, cellulate, with fat guts? I don't get it. You must like super feminine rubinesque types who get winded by the time they climb the second flight of stairs, so they can make you feel more in shape as you sit there on the couch watching Tom Brady while you suck down beer and eat potato chips. Tom Brady is in a lot better shape than you and he's dating a supermodel. She's obviously a model for a reason, cause she's HOT.

Nobody said guys like fat chicks. They just like girls with a little more curves, and some waist defintion. Having a much smaller waist than hips has been found scientically to make men want to breed. Giselle is very toned, which is great, but she has no waist definition and her hips are lacking. Plus she has no ass, but she looks better than a fat chick fo' sho'.

Hey Sapphire, you idiot, did any man here write that he likes cellulite or fat asses? Or even Rubenesque types? No they just prefer chicks who don't look like they're wasting away. Thing with Giselle is even if she gained 10 or 15 poungs she'd be ugly cause she has that boy waist and boy hips.

Oh, guys! How do you know she posted such hot photos on richmingle.com--a site for celebrity singles. You never know and understand.

Unbelievable. Not hot is simply...NOT HOT. I do give exceptions in that everyone has different tastes, but are you kidding me? Manly/horse face = hot? I think not. Just because a chick is super skinny, long, lithe, and lean? Those are a dime a dozen. Hot = pretty face + nice, feminine body. (Not fat like some of you of are accusing.) Gisele has neither of these.

101 & 105 Ever heard of Photoshop?

LMAO #47. So true, esp part 2. Too skinny is definitely too skinning and even scary (Nicole, Mary-Kate, et al), but Gisele is simply HOT. Just another reason to hate Tom Brady and the freaking Pats.

I meant "too skinny", not "too skinning". that would be a whole different thing.

young hottie! I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site WealthyRomance.com where Charlie Sheen found his girl last May. Apparently she is searching her sugardaddy!

Aah, the easy life. Must be easy living on all that free money being a model.

I hope the next generation of women don't internalize these ultra skinny bodies as normative, which leads to body image issues such as annorexia nervosa and bulimia in many young women.

I guess superficiality and revenues are more important.

She used to looks great before she had bulimia.

She is so skinny!! where is the meat?

http://roses.marcelo7300.com.ar/

pic #11,,,,,,she is peeing .......nice.

Giselle... Has a wonderful super-model body! Adriana Lima is just plain GORGEOUS, but she is not a super-model. Giselle is up there on top... She just has it... perfect body for a super-model.. Exotic features, striking face!!! LONG Legs and torso... Great hair... There are lots of beautiful models out there, but very few SUPER-models, she is one of them... and her great accomplishments are there to show. I am not a big fan of celebrities period, but when you have it you just have it... So PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a big ugly face.