Oct 19 2007David Copperfield is hiding something from the FBI

Dumb FBI, he's made it disappear.

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first!

Why would he keep two million in cash in a warehouse.

Could this be a tax related investigation?

My early prediction:
The search of Copperfield's warehouse has something to do with child porn.

I have never quite trusted that guy. He seems smarmy.

He's in to child porn

Seriously, there is no mystery about David Copperfield. The man wrote an autobiography about himself in 1850! There are no secrets left to learn.

uhmm is that
'The Office' guy...
Michael 'I have got it made in the shade. I know this company. The other branch managers are total morons.

I wonder if he could make Osama disappear.

sorry TheofficeGuy!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwe childporn!

I heard that he was hiding the sausage.

Maybe he could make the investigators disappear too.

That's a funny word - Investi - gators.

Child porno! Nothing says FBI raid quite like thousands of child-sex pictures. I always knew he was a pedophile. On his website it says that he spends quite a "considerable amount of time" in the philippines. That's child-porno mecca right there. Copperfield flies there with his over-forty-boyish wife life-partner, then screws tons of boys while the shitty ex-supermodel nonsense films. Sicko. I was reading in People magazine that Coppefield and Chris-fag Angel both enjoy the prepubescent anuses of little boys.

The FBI is indeed investigating how I make things disappear. Specifically they want to know how I make large objects like the Statue of Liberty disappear, just as Superfish suggested.

The FBI has a plan to make the earth invisible, so that the CIA can peer down at the people on the other side of the planet and spy.

I am writing this at the Superfish because the Superfish is so well hidden that no one will ever find what is written here; the Superfish is my private diary.

Truthfully yours,

David Copperfield

Why in the hell isn't that money in the bank?
Sounds very fishy to me.

What? I was right? It IS child porn??

God what a loser. Adult midget porn is where it's at....

Hey #15
I bet you know all about fishy

OH, he can make his sausage-wiener-schnitzel thing disappear, oooooooooooo, .....and reappear...aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

@13 your soooooooooo right. The Philippines is the BOMB. I love the prepubescent anuses of little boys. I also love their hairless little cocks. But it's fucking STUPID to film that.

No, #4. Two-million in cash goes a long way in Southeastern Asia in regards to buying children. For fifty dollars, you can have the child's buttochs. For fifty more you can use any orifice on the Child's body. Fifty more and you can create your own orifice, and fuck that. Or, for a cool Two-hundred, you can just buy the bastard as a snuff-sex slave. It's economics.

As good as he is at hiding things you would think he could never get caught doing anything, and whatever they do happen to find must only be a miniscule fraction of what is really there, sort of like Britney's cooch.

@17 you know it
:-o

I'm still trying to figure out how to save $6,500 for my RealDoll.

Maybe he can make his five head disappear. That is definately bigger than a forehead!!!!

#19. Yes, you silly slut. You would get a long fine with Davy Copperfield. The two of you could take turns snow-balling each others semen from the poor tykes little mouths.

Soooooo......whatever it is the FBI is looking for.....why doesn't he just make it disappear? Or turn it into bunnies or some shit?

Eh ma gawd, he's the REAL Canadian pedophile!

The cops have realized they nabbed the wrong pedophile (Christopher Paul Neil).

David Copperfield used his fcukin demon magic to distort his own face and replace it with that of that guy from Thailand, he totally pulled one over on Interpool! ZOMG How does he do it.

LOL Jrzymommy

"Today the FBI raided DC's warehouse were they seized two million little white bunnies."

His most amazing trick to this day has got to be marrying a WOMAN. Imean, come on.

It's Chris Angels fault. "There can only be 1 ugly assed creepy magician in this town..."

I don't think it's kiddie porn. They want to know what Claudia Schiffer ever saw in this weirdo. Magicians and clowns = creepy.

Wait one darn minute! He was engaged for 5 years to Claudia Schiffer, so he can't be gay or like little Filipinos.

why in hell would they take his $2,000,000?! What does that have to do with "possible sexual misconduct"??

Why would anyone keep $2 million in cash in a warehouse? And what better way, really, to hide something away so that no one can find it than a warehouse in Vegas. You know, I've heard of these special warehouses just for money, but I can't quite remember what they're called. Gimme a minute, it'll come to me...

Try again El Sueno....Richard Gere is married, too. So there goes that theory.

That whole Claudia Schiffer thing was an ILLUSION. Never happened. It was a cover for his gay leaning, Scientology-loving front. Like Tom Cruise.

#32, he was making child porno and selling it over the internet, the 2 mil was his profits and he hadn't gotten around to laundering it yet.

Oh the magic is gone...

hint, hint... whatever they are looking for, they should try first to inside his pockets.

Fox News is reporting that it's related to a rape claim made by a Seattle woman.

It is a rape charge. In Bahamas, August timeframe.

He's probably a kikopedophile.

seizing the money has to do with him not paying the taxes on the income.... feds can't take monies due to speculation of how it was generated but they can take it if the money is hidden and not through uncle sams tax channel.....someone basically snitched on him......snitchers now get 1% of the money found for being a rat for the IRS.

Richard Gere likes little Filipinos??

I think his "MAGIC" is over!!

I actually met David Copperfield and assisted him on stage during a show in chicago. He is a totally nice guy and not bad looking in person. Some of the illusions he performed were absolutely AMAZING. And, I can't imagine him having to rape anyone. Even if he is bisexual he gets plenty of female tail believe me!

It really pisses me off what has been said about David!Especially the
kiddie porn implications and that he's supposedly gay.

I used to know David personally, but I haven't seen him in years. Let me tell you, he's definitely NOT GAY. I'm a girl and his face has spent a lot of
time between my legs on many occasions, and he loved it. Not gay...

If anything, you could accuse him of being too much of a womanizer,
but he doesn't go for the underage girls, or boys.

He's very reserved in person, but not creepy and he's very nice. His warehouse in Vegas is not just that, he has an apartment in there and the warehouse is also a museum and his headquarters. For someone who is as wealthy as he
is, it's not so strange to have such a large sum of cash around.

Whatever the reason for the search is, it's certainly not child porn. My guess is tax evasion, which most people are guilty of to some extend.

By the way, don't know why americans find him unattractive, but German girls, like me, LOVE him. David is really charming, charismatic and funny, a great lover and he has the most beautiful eyes. Claudia Schiffer was no doubt attracted to him for those reasons.

Video:

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=6936&comments=1#comments

@ #45 & 46 SR: I also personally know David Copperfield; so does my donkey. David has spent a lot of time underneath my donkey with my donkey's ding-dong in his mouth.

My donkey loves David and David loves my donkey. My donkey always trots over to greet him whenever he visits; David always gets right down to business.

I charge him $10,000 per visit.

The full story is in - Apparently after performing his 'cut a woman in half' trick he took the bottom half into his dressing room and when he gave it back to the girl half an hour later it was covered in semen and cigarette burns.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20153245,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

Well, I've read David Copperfield's self-titled autobiography, and he doesn't mention a computer anywhere in it.

he's being investigated for rape but since it was in the bahamas and therefore not on US soil it goes to the FBI not the police.

et voila.

and im actually not making that up

@ #48
The only one with donkey sucking fantasies is you, as you demonstrated so well in your comment!
Go clean some more toilets and shove a burrito up your ass, you fucking beaner!

#45-46. Go back to Nazi-world dumbass. You know why German's find him so irresistable? Because they're the same people that found a Mr. Adolf HItler fascinating. Easy. Strange, you're german, the Cop's jewish. I wonder if he ever found any Nazi memorabilia inside of your muff? That's it; Copperfield was importing stolen jewish artifacts from the War! Heil your German cunt. You Germanian Skeeze.

COPPERFIELD WAS ARRESTED FOR THE ALLEGED RAPINGOF A WOMAN OVERSEAS (BAHAMAS?), HENCE THE FBI INVOLVEMENT.

How did Jack Tripper let his best pal Larry get in such a mess?

So he has a secret warehouse where he keeps a stash of cash and male lovers. Big deal! Who doesn't?

oh btw he's coming to Indonesia this weekend. haha DON'T CARE!!!!!!!

#56. Ha! I was wondering the same thing (now that you mentioned it).

HE SHOULD BE INVESTIGATED FOR OVER USE OF BOTOX

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I heard on the news, and then on the radio on my way to work(107.7 The End, Seattle, WA) that someone is claiming he raped them while they were outside the country. The report was filed by her in seattle, but they are now looking at it for potential "sexual misconduct".

David Copperfield is the master of illusion. If he can make an airplane or the Statue of Liberty vanish in thin air he can surely make himself scarce. If not his fat wallet should be able to make the charges disappear.

I've never cared for this dicknibbler.....he's the Master Of Nothing and his "magic" is lame.

He makes $2 mil magically appear
and
He makes his penis magically appear inside a woman
WOW!
This guy really is talented

He's been accused of raping a woman in the Bahamas!

they are investigation a rape in Seattle. I don't know much of the details but if you check some local tv websties I'm sure they say something about it. I think channel 4 (komo) has the story

I dunno, but my first thought when I heard about this was that it's probably about child porn.

Uhm, I'm a German girl, and I'm neither a Nazi (which, by the way, the majority of Germans aren't), nor do I like Copperfield. Just so that's settled.

german news says, David Copperfield raped a woman

Penn & Teller magically made a video tape appear of Copperfield raping a woman. That'll teach him to f#@k with the Vegas Magical Mafia.

@ #%# SR:

David Copperfield has just been arrested for raping a donkey. If only he had asked me, I would have come down in price, say from $10000 to $9000.

Sincerely,

Your humble local Mexican donkey show proprietor

P.S. By the way my dear Senorita, I forgot to ask you yesterday, how would you like to be in a nice Mexican donkey show? It seems like it would be "right up your alley" . . .

That first line should have been @ #53. Please, I humbly beg of you, forgive my unforgivable typo.

Sincerely,

Your humble local Mexican donkey show proprietor

i'm pretty sure the FBI just finished reading the harry potter series and couldn't quite separate reality anymore.

Why are magicians always such cheeseballs? Funniest answer wins a free rubber-glove exam!

@ # 74 Missystar:

I looked all up and down the thread and saw no one with the screen name "Funniest answer". What are you talking about?

Missy, in order to be a magician, you must first give up all your cool. Then you must search out a ventriliquist, and suck his cock dry. Then, after you've been sodomized by the fist in the hat, you can begin your training. If, after eating your master magicians ass, you're not "cheesy", god help you. Exam, please?

ha hah haha!SR are you sure he didn't through up afterwards you big fat liar, are dreaming!And by the way you talk you show not respect or love for David K.So why would he ever care or do those things to a bitch like you?!I bet you're so god dem ugly and insane and you are looking completely stupid and pathetic!I like Dick Richards answer though.Nazi?ahaha yeah man!Those German people speak like idiots, I mean,I'm from Greece and I find their accent kind of ridicilous,u know.But of course he's gay ,all men are ,because usually the most of them are more attractive and more good looking than women .Pfffff,men don't like to admit they are gay!Wouldn't it be nice if David made advantage of me sexually and then pay me to soften my phychological wound?!Well what can I say he is attractive, but as you can tell I'm not a slat !

#77...I would hope you are not a slat,as for Mr. Copperfield,as someone has already said,magicians and clowns are just wrong

45..SR...David spent alot of time betwix your legs and he loved it...sounds to me like you are the slat(sic)

Lola?He gets plenty of female tail, ha?That means of course that these women are all whores and disgusting pathetic human beings that hitting on every famous man the meet 'cause they don't find anything else left to do!He is a pervert and his bitches are perverts too that everybody wants them dead so the bitches goal is to find a man who is desperate to get as many female tails as possible,bitches don't care if Copperfield actually hates them(that's why he is fu***** them hard) ,but fucking is the only thing that interested a specific kind of animals oops oh I meant people!