Oct 19 2007Britney Spears should give driving lessons

first (i think)

There should be laws about Britney dressing like that where people eat.

Customer: "Britney ruined my day. I paid $8 for the sandwich that I just projectile vomited on the wall."

It's his own fucking fault..........anyone who stands 100 feet from this retarded hillbilly while she's behind the wheel of anything that moves deserves to be run over.

you've seen the videos of the paps all over celebrities. its a wonder she doesn't run them all down with her car. lord knows if i was followed around like that all the time, i'd have a hard time restraining myself. get out of the effing way!!

dont get me wrong... im really not a fan of brit brit.... shes totally brainless...
but these paparazzi got things like that coming.... shes trying to drive and they kinda jump in front of her car to take pictures... i think i would run over a foot too sometimes by accident...

Having cameras on you everytime u go anywhere must ABSOLUTELY suck.

I dont suppose I am helping the situation by visiting this website! :D

It may not have been her fault - they knew she was leaving and did not take precautions. He continued to run close to her car while snapping pics

They bother her constantly - even when she goes to starbucks.

The other photographers yelled out at her that the man was NOT injured and to just go ahead. they did that several times before she drove off.

You can see that same man running with the other photogs to get more pics after she drove off.

their whole income is based off her. they support themselves and their families by taking her pics every day

#2 Be grateful she's wearing clothes at all. I'm surprised she didn't see the sign hanging behind her (pic 1) and misconstrue it.

"Hey y'all! I can flash not just my cooter but everything to eat here! Yee hah! Watch this!"

I missed a post on Harrison Ford?????? F U C K!!!!!

Since Brit's diet means we're all seeing the word more often, it's "Frappuccino" (from the Starbucks website).

Aw, now I know that you write on a slant to sensationalize your stories. Plenty of videos out that show the scummy paps swarming all over celebrity cars: poor celebrities all driving sooo slowly to try to get past --- flashbulbs going off in their eyes.

Stupid lil' pap deserved a run over foot (too bad it didn't break) for not getting out of the way of an oncoming car. He made Britney cry. I hate him.

She didn't raise her hand to her mouth in shock - she had her mouth covered the whole time because she just had her lips done at the medical center, and didn't want them to get pictures of her swollen mouth.

Remember folks, she usually calls these guys out before she goes anywhere. This excuse of, "the paparazzi are swarming everywhere and Brit can't get away from them" doesn't fly.

She's in trouble here, make no mistake about it. I'm just waiting for the day that I visit TheSuperficial.com and see the headline, "Britney euthanized by chicken bone".

This girl will kill herself eventually. Shouldn't be long now. Check back soon. I've got next Tuesday in the Britney Spears suicide pool. I hope I'm right... I need the money.

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Yeah, this sounds like a case of mutual dumbassery to me. Britney can't drive without hitting something, everyone knows that. Even so, if she was trying to hit the broad side of a barn, she'd probably miss. She apparently has the depth perception and the reflexes of an 88-year-old with cataracts.

But I've seen the way these photog assholes swarm people's cars, and if his dumb ass was in the way when she was trying to leave, his fault. Too bad she didn't run over his head.

And she should see about opening a Starbucks in her living room, it would save her a lot of grief (and wear and tear on her cars). Better yet, when she gets a hankerin' for a Frap, just send her goddamn assistant to get it. Isn't that what assistants are for? She stupid.

She must have a whole closet of hooker shoes.

They left out the part about Britney getting collagen injections in her lips

Not defending her for the brilliant move of leaving the scene in any way, but perhaps if the paparazzi didn't stick their damn feet under the tires or stand in front of cars that are trying to pull away, maybe they'd not get hit??

frist!!!

oh god make it stop. please...

@15 "mutal dumbassery", I love it! That completely sums it up. On another note, I like Britney's slut/stripper outfit, just perfect coffeeshop attire. I bet she wears thigh fishnets and a garter belt to the library...That is if she's ever been to a library.

I guess thats what happens when you stand too close to a moving vehicle.

must be her "O" face.

oh, and #1, you're a loser.

Paparazzi scum deserved it. Brit is no saint, but if you are basically assualting a vehicle and it accidently runs over you, no one to blame but yourself. hazard of your job. Next time, I hope a few paparazzi throats get run over.

Auntie,
Dosn't everyone wear a pretty garterbelt and fishnet stockings to the library?

Those paps definitely have that shit coming. Not to defend the retarded driving skills of a coked up crackmonkey, but I'm surprised something like that hasn't happened already, especially with Brit. But that's no excuse for her inability to cope with any kind of stressful situation. It's really just a testament to her mental ailments and poor physical health that her body and mind can't cope with any kind of stress. It's like there's no fight or flight, it's all just flight. There's a flighty joke in there somewhere, but I don't even think it's worth the energy to find.

Hate to say it, but I'm on Britney's side this time. This is only the second time, the first time was when she went psycho with the umbrella. Bad papparazzi! Bad!!!

Sorry Fish Fans. I take great pleasure in bashing Britney but it is so easy to do because most every thing she does begs for ridicule. The paparazzi surrounded her car and weren't going to let her leave. The camera man asked for it. I can't believe I'm saying that. I must now kill myself for siding with Britney. Good Bye.

Wait my bad, not a coffeeshop. She's at some chain Mexican place stuffing her face. And look no napkins. Classy!

While I think Brit is an idiot, the photographers bring it on themselves as they swarm around celeb's cars. Should the celeb always just sit in their car, unable to drive because of all the photographers in their way? Of course not.

If a photographer stupidly stands in front of a celeb's car when the car is running and it's obvious the celeb is intending to drive away or if they put their foot under the wheel it's the stupid photographers responsibility when they get hurt. Hell, if I stand so close to a running car in a Starbucks parking lot that my foot gets run over, I'm the idiot.

I thought that was her penis hanging down in pic #7

What a fucking greasy pig. I may never eat again.

First off, I don't really care for Britney and I think she deserves all the bad attention that she's been given. However this one is not her fault. Those photographers are always crowding around the celebs cars to get a close picture. Hell they would lay underneth the car if they though it would get them a shot of their snatch. If those people would just back the fuck up when a person is pulling out, shit like this wouldn't happen!

@24 LOL, sorry my bad TT. Why of course only finest literary afficienados such as yourself can pull that off at the library. Britney, however, cannot. And by cannot I mean read.

She's like a Barbie doll that's been sitting at the bottom of a dumpster for a month.

her legs don't look bad...i really think if she worked out and shit, got sprayed down with make-up, etc, she could totally come back lookin hot and taking names.... i want to, like, fix her....i mean, i manage to look damn hot and i don't have a gazillion dollars...but she's so effin stupid and fucked....

That's what I thought Auntie. LOL
Pantyhose suck, unless it's the open crotch type from Fredrick's of Hollywood.

Do you have a fucking DILDO in your Pussie and Ass or somewhere?

cant she go hide in a cave for several years or something please..
sick of seeing Britney in the media, thank G -Paris Hilton isnt in the media that much longer.

If you hoover over and around a moving car, (any-ones) and you get your foot or anything else ran over, ..well, so be it .. in my opinion you were asking for it ..and probably a time or two some of them have purposely stuck their foot out to get ran over.
Also, .. why must they get pictures of absolutely everything she does??.. eating etc etc etc........... everyone eats right? Aren't we all going to eat today??? Getting an occasional pic of a celebrity out to lunch/dinner is fine .. you were at the "right place at the right time" .. But following someone around just to film them eating is well a bit disturbing and obsessive.

Jesus, do you know what this means? Britney has a digest tract. I am very bothered by that. She's injesting food, which will be broken a part in the stomach by acids, then absorbed in to the blood stream. The small intestine will further suck nutrients from the liquified faction; then the large intestine will suck excess liquid out of the dung, making hard shit. I am so throroughly disgusted. I must masturbate.

I can't wait for the day that the paps finally go too far and she goes even more bat-sh-t crazy that usual and takes them all out.

It will happen you know.

The video on Breitbart showed the guy's foot getting run over. He got up and was walking as if nothing had happened. I have no sympathy for this stupid twit (Brit) , but I also have none for the assholes that continue to follow her. They know the risk of being around a car that she is driving. I can't understand why she continues to go out in public and drive her own car. Get someone else to take you where you want to go. Stupid shithead.

Did she get cursed by a gypsy or is she just the most stupid person ever? How can anyone's life deteriorate this quickly without being a meth addict?

I now understand how the digestive tract works. I must now get some porn and watch a girl get the lower end of her large intestine attacked.

Pic #1 looks like a money-shot from a porn video.

"Yes, Yes, shoot it here baby, in my mouth"

who cares either way. she brings it on herself as far as the swarm of photographers are concerned. and they bring it on to themselves by standing anywhere near her while she's driving.

she was probably crying because that's the dude who always buys her frappachinos & by running him over, she just cut of her free supply.

WHO GIVES A FUCK. paparazzi are right above child molesters in the food chain.

look at how disgusting she is eating that cookie with the chocolate all over her stubby sausage fingers. ugh! she can't put that thing in her mouth fast enough which i'm sure it was the same when she first met kevin.

#44? Are you asking me or teling me? See, I was always under the impression that pop-tart princesses didn't have bowels. Shocker! My mind is asunder today. Now, onwards. Masturbation (at work). Wee.

Does this woman have a kitchen in her home? Seriously, does she? How many trips to fast food joints, drive throughs, starbucks can one person make?
It's like her life is a revolving door trip in and out of one 'food' establishment or another, all day long.

I'm going to LA! I want to see Britney eat a 'Sbarro slice at a plastic table in the mall!

Why do we have to know about Britney every day?Why we don't talk about Iraq?

Britney rocks! You go girl! See what else you can drive over, smash into etc., etc..................I love it!!!

and everything is below britney on the foodchain. god, what a fucking cow!

#6, J, why didn't you just say that when you wrote in at #1?
Now be honest...

And HAHAHAHAHA, That paparazzo got what he had coming to him. He's about as bright as that dimwit model who fell into the gaping hole in the runway. Classic.

Now J, Back to you. Seriously.

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#51 because this site is called the superficial, not I am a poli-sci major at a cafe...

TT - That is her tampon string.

LOL
More like her tampon rope..............

HOW FUCKING PITTIFUL YOU PAPS ARE.......
THE GILR IS JUST TRYING TO LIVE HER LIFE AND PEOPLE MOB HER WHERE EVER SHE GOES...THE ASSHOLE WAS PROBABLY STANDING CLOSE TO MAKE HER SLOW DOWN TO GET A GOOD SHOT....OR MAYBE HE DID IT ON PURPOSE BACUSE THE ONLY WAY HE COULD MAKE MONEY OFF HER IS TO SUE BRITINY.........TOTALLY REDICULOUS....GET A REAL JOB AND LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE BEFORE SHE COMMITS SUICUDE.
ON THATS RIGHT THATS WHAT YOU WANT SO YOU GET A GOOD STORY.
PITTIFUL ASSHOLES YOU ARE.

How could you ?vomitmeMore

May Brit needs to write little reminder notes on her hand like her assistant does:

Take shower this month
Eat less crap(pucinno)
Burn smelly cowboy boots
Wear underwear
Hire driver
Don't drop kids
Wear underwear

Jose..............learn to spell..........and quit YELLING...........fuckwad.

Auntie K, do you think she can read? I wonder...;-)

OK, gotta side with the Brit-shit on this one. Those dumb paps have it coming. Pond scum, every one of them.

I deserve the 'Hypocrite of the Day" award for saying that, considering what a kick I get out of the stupid looking pictures they get sometimes.

No napkins, and eating with scabby fingers. Nice way to pass on the fatal staph infection that's going around, Britney...or the freakin' pinkeye. What a twatnik.

@#49. Your explanation on the ingestion of food and it's transformation into shit was done perfectly. At least in my opinion. You chose the right words and phrased nicely to get your point across before you got boring. I was impressed. It made me want to analyze female colon. Excuse me I gotta go back to work for awhile.

TT What is wrong with Jose spelling? Is there something wrong with "SUE BRITINY" or "PITTIFUL ASSHOLES"?

Vid:

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=6936&comments=1#comments

Why don't they wear steel toed boots. I should be mandatory in the Paparazzi Union.

@45

LMAO. "Yes, Yes, shoot it here baby, in my mouth." Of course, you do realize she's talking to the kid with the sour cream gun.

Actually, the picture reminds me of the stories I used to hear about turkeys being so stupid they would drown in rain storms from looking up. Sadly, it seldom rains in LA.

Yep, I saw this one last night. I've been laughing at Brit along with everyone until now. I'm starting to feel kind of bad for her. Wow... that's weird.

What are these "emotions" you speak of?

#56
i am not saying this site only.Britney is all over Us TV.This make us more dame. i am just saying.talk about important thing.stop following one fat ass.she is nothing for the US,she is noting.

61. She only needs one note:

SEND SOMEONE ELSE OUT FOR MY FUCKING FOOD

#64. But I am the bore. You're right. Masturbation is boring. Unless you've got blue-balls. Squirt.

P.S. I really fucking hate Hootie-and the blowfish. I heard one of their songs a little while ago on the radio. Fuck, college people are dumb, and, very, very lame. I think it's funny house Darius Rucker (Hootie) had to rectify his social blunder by releasing a soul album. Yes, Hoots, no one remembers you as the front man to one of the most horrible acts of the nineties. Funny.

Also sorry about regurgitating the theory about her boots covering her track marks late last night. I didn't know this was already a proposed and working answer to the question. Everyone still kept asking though...

See, the thing is, I don't watch TV. Or movies. Or get my information from any other source besides the Fish. Ok, sometimes I look to other sources to try to anticipate what will be on the Fish next. But for the most part, any ignorance of mine is due to my worship of and total loyalty to the Fish. I'm just too focused. Some say I'm a really hard worker.

what the FWACK is she wearing? And what the HELL is she eating.

My fucking god. You know... i'm glad she's not wearing those motherfucking boots again. jesus christ superstar, you answer prayers.

#73. Me too. I only get my info from the fish. And porn. Because there is no such thing as navigating away from the porn. Riiiiight???

I am so tired at looking at this slob and har marge simpson lookalike tag-along.

She's gonna lose all her money paying for people she's hit or run over.

TS, if you are sick of looking at this, there is a new Lindsay post you can get sick of looking at. :)

I bet that fucking paparazzi is exaggerating his injury. He was probably one of those assheads practically humping Britney's car as she was trying to drive away.
He just wants to get money. Fucking bastard. I'd like to kill people like this.

Good Merciful God - if you are going to wear open toed shoes - take off the raggedy ass chipped up nail polish from the toes-------- this girl has about as much sense as a retarded piss-ant!

She has successfully chewed through the fake finger nails of her OTHER hand as of today. Nail biting is so gross....

what a loser britney is now then she is top of the world hit single after hit single and so much moreW Trainwreck and go the anna nicole route...btw as red from that 70's show always say..DUMBASS

this was probably the guys fault. they are always all over her!

Does this fucking trashbomb ever wash her greasy ass head or are those hair plugs?

#70 what? was that english?

It's not like she meant to run over his foot. What do these people think is going to happen when you stand in front of a car. Duh! It really suprizes me that this doesn't happen more often. I would be a hermit........the photographers watching your everymore. That would drive anyone nuts.

What would be said about you if everywhere you went someone was taking photos or video of your every move. Alot of us would sound/look alot worse than Britney. If you don't think so you are living in denial.

A simple shower before eating in public is the least one can expect of a celebrity, especially this one.

Did this photographer miss the day in grade one when the teacher handed out the colouring pages that said to stay away from moving cars? It's his own fault. If he needs safety tips, he can contact my six year old, who knows not to go near a moving vehicle.

#87 I am so with you on this comment. She just LOOKS nasty. All that cellulite on her thighs and the chipped nail polish (especially her toes!) Ugh! I almost went blind looking at the photos. And her face....she needs to lay off the sugar and get some Proactiv.

If Britney were fighting in Iraq instead, would she still find time for twice-daily trips to Starbucks? Does Iraq even have a Sharkey's wood-fired Mexican grill?

1. I think it's really smart for the Paparazzi to hang out at all the fast food places in LA, because they know they'll find Britney there. Seriously, does the girl do anything other than eat and drink Starbucks?

2. I'd run over those fuckers' feet, too. Back the fuck up.

Oh for fuck's sake, I just looked at a couple of these pics close up.

She has some sort of crap stuck to the back of her shorts. White crap. Geez, wonder what that is.

In the alst pic, one tit is in the shirt where it's supposed to be, the other one has sunk below ocean level. Not cute. Nice crumbs on the mouth. Cack.

Nasty nails--all of them.

Eeew. Why do I do it?

Thunder thighs.

does this girl EVER stay home?

#59-- if she was "trying to live her life" she wouldn't be flashing shots of her stank ass cootch every second & would stop hamming it the fuck up for the paparazzi.

There should be a l law stating that if you mob a car taking pictures while the person in it is trying to drive away then if you get hurt its your owe fault. They dont fucking move. What do they expect her to sit there and let them take pictures of 10 hours?

I hate those people.

She must be back to oxy, she's getting FAT. But, as much as fun as it is to bash Fatney, I can't even begin to pretend that hit & run with a papz is a bad thing. She should have stopped, backed up, ran over his foot again, and driven off laughing like a hyena. That's what coked-Lindsay would do (WWcLD).

In the last picture she looks exactly like an Olympic weightlifter from Russia.

Top pic - so now we know exactly what she looks like when she takes a facial.

It's all been said here, but I think this is the worst she's looked since she shaved her head. She is getting fatter, and she is all bruised on her inner knees. She looks like your typical white trash mall rat-what am I saying-she IS your typical white trash mall rat.
By the way, she is too fat to be a drug addict. She obviously smokes dope, as she has the munchies round the clock, but I really don't think she is on meth or heroine. Might do her some good though.

She's not too fat to be on pills (vicodin/perc/oxy). Look at that fat fucking hypocrite Rush Limbaugh.

I think Brit should go live on a farm or some shit away from the rest of society for the rest of her days. She had her time to shine and she fucked it all up. The least she could do is get her personal life back in order and avoid her boys being on an E! true Hollywood Story in 15-20 years talkin' about how momma became a complete fuck up.

Peace ya'll - Ode to Brit :-P

I just read that while this stupid bitch was whoring herself out and slapping more cottage cheese on her fat ass she was ditching out on parenting classes.

I wish I could slap the shit out of her. with a hammer.

That was good for him, he shoulda moved his bitch ass out of the way. Those photohogs crowd the hell ouf of celebrities and he should have had more sense then to be in her car's way. Damn, did a picture of her mean THAT much to him? I don't blame her, I'd have kept going too. Next time he'll move the fuck outta the way I bet.

YAY FOR BRITNEY.
THIS IS HER BEST WORK IN AGES. FRIGGIN CRAPPARAZZI DESERVE TO GET RUN OVER IF THEY THINK THEY ARE GOING TO JUMP IN THE PATH OF A MOVING CAR AND NOT MASHED. DUMBSHIT WAS PROBABLY TRYING TO SNAP ANOTHER PIC OF HER COOCH.
UNFORTUNATELY B WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO PAY A HEFTY SUM TO THE FLATTENED FOOT ARSEHOLE WHO THREW HIMSELF UNDER HER CAR. BRITNEY SHOULD GET A BIGGER VEHICLE WITH MORE BONE CRUSHING POWER.

I's the price a celebrity pays for being who they are. They know this in the beginning. If she doesn't like it, she can move the fuck outta dodge.

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH SMOKING THE WEEDA?

I wonder how many flies a day she catches with her mouth open like that? I'm sure they just migrate from her pussy.............

If you have two young kids at home that you are no longer allowed to even see because you chose to chief and binge on fast food all day.. then yeah.. maybe a little bit.

CAN ANYONE REALLY FATHOM WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE UNDER CONSTANT SCRUTINY AND TO BE FOLLOWED EVERY MINUTE. UNTIL THEY ARE ACTUALLY UNDER ATTACK BY FANS AND PHOTOGS, I DOUBT IT.

IT LOOKS SCARY AND REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING. I AM SUPRISED THERE ARE NOT MORE CELEBS KICKING ASS ON THE POOPARAZZI.

HOW CAN PEOPLE EVEN SEE AFTER ALL THE FLASHES IN THE FACE. MAYBE THAT IS WHY BRIT IS WEARING THOSE UNFLATTERING NASTY LOOKING GAS STATION SUNGLASSES ALL THE TIME. AND MAYBE THAT IS HOW MR OW MY FOOT GOT INTO HIS PREDICAMENT.

hey, Lisa/86, pull your head out of your ass. how many times has britney ran out of gas & the paps push her to a gas station & fill up her tank? 3, 4 times? how many free Starbucks drinks have they given her? and infinite number. i'm pretty sure at this point, it's no longer just them feeding off of her. they buy her stuff, take her pictures & keep her in the tabloids & she makes them money. she thrives on this shit. they make her feel special. it's really quite a pathetic sight.

97, or it's because of all the whipped cream and chocolate chip cookies she's consuming.

Hey SWEETS. STOP YELLING!!!

I hear ya. The photogs must be annoying. I probably would get a little cranky.

But Is sure as hell wouldn't go out in public looking like a fat cow and hang out at places that have no celebrity protocol or decorum. She can afford to be a lot more exclusive. There is no reason for her to hang out in McDonalds being swarmed by photographers......unless she wants to......at which point it's hard to feel sorry for her.

She is an absolute disaster and a disgrace. She loves the attention and fans the flames with her dopey broad antics. The photogs will never leave her alone unless she stops giving them content. She's a classless moron. You cant possibly feel sorry for her.

I actually want to thank Britney for this latest incident.

The NY Daily News reported that this pap was wearing SOCKS *WITH* SANDALS!

Anyone committing this vile crime against fashion SHOULD be hit by a car.

Now if only Brit would run over all those 300 pound women who roll around town in sweatpants, ratty t-shirts and that whole "I'm a fat stay at home mom (ie slob)" ensemble.

You guys ever notice how Britney has acrylic french manicure one day and bitten off nails the next? That's a definite sign of a tweaker.......

OK, I can't stand Britney, but after watching a couple videos of the way the paparazzi swoops in and surrounds the car as she's trying to pull out of parking lots etc. I kinda think the reporter is more to blame than Britney - OK, that said - back to the Britney bashing that is so deserved....

wouldn't be surprised if he stuck his foot under her car JUST to get run over. looking for money and what not! that photogs are relentless and ridiculous, they're always putting hands on the vehicles and standing so close its a surprise this doesnt happen more often.

right #115, the papparazzi is def more to blame than Britney for this

#7 "They bother her constantly - even when she goes to starbucks."

This is groundbreaking. Britney goes to Starbucks? And the pap follow her there??? I've never heard of this. This is utterly shocking and disturbing.

Does anyone know why her white Mercedes is dented? She's been driving it like that for months. It's not the same car she did the hit in run in (it was black). What the hell did she hit with it, and why won't she frickin' fix it? Oh yeah, this is Britney I'm talking about. She likes things to look worn and trashy.

#113 "Now if only Brit would run over all those 300 pound women who roll around town in sweatpants, ratty t-shirts and that whole "I'm a fat stay at home mom (ie slob)" ensemble. "
Are you serious? (Sorry Britney, I still think you're a trainwreck, but I have to be a bitch for a minute)...
You think stay at home moms who you think are fat should be run over? Fuck off! I'm 110 pounds, blonde (naturally, thank you) and I take great care of myself, so if I run in to you and your husband/bfriend/wife/dog/whoever, at the grocery store I guarantee he'd be thinking of me that night and not your ignorant ass.. But I have 2 kids, and I stay home now, and with my 2nd kid I gained 100 pounds...(that's right..100) I spent the past gruelling year losing it all and I look better than ever. But people like you treated me different when I was overweight.
So now that I can fit in to Chanel and Dior again, I do, because I can, and because I like looking good-I'm superficial, of course.
But even if I was wearing a "slob" ensemble, I'd probably look better than you look in your fanciest outfit from the bargain barn.

HAH! This is the first smart thing Shitney's done in weeks! Serves the idiot right for getting too close.

(PS Not that I approve of Britney in any way, shape, or form)

Her "O" face is actually her "Doh" face as she tries to read the overhead menu. She's struggling with all the big words, such as "avocado" and "beverage."

that's my local sharkys... why does she have to taint it!

Sorry, but I am on Brit's side with this one! Story said she was backing SLOWLY out of her garage! The photographer has to be an idiot! I think he should have to pay her for her mental anguish!

she is a twit, but those photographers are even more stupid than she is. They need to leave her alone for one week. She would implode. Or fade away. Either would be nice

Wow! This may be a crazy thought, but maybe photographers should not be standing so close to their subject's tires in the first place?? If photographers kept a reasonable distance from their subjects, would this even be an issue??? I mean, why must they be IN THEIR FACES??? Someone needs to let them know about a not so recent invention: the zoom, or telephoto, lens.

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That's sort of like someone breaking into your house and suing you because they tripped over something in the dark and broke their leg.

If someone puts their foot right in front of my wheel while I am trying to slowly exit somewhere I couldn't care less if I run it over. I don't see why she needed to stop. How the hell was she to know his foot was right in front of the wheel?
Fucking retards need to pay attention and back off.
The sad thing is they probably got a lot of money from this drama. I wouldn't be surprised if the paps do try to make celebs crash just so they could say were there and make money from their tragedy.

ok seriously i saw that footage and she waited around to see if he was ok and even after the a***hole got knocked down he held his hand in the air still taking photos and there was no screaming in pain all the other paps were saying "he's ok britney" he got up then she left!!! stop the bullsh*t