Oct 3 2007Britney Spears’ family expects her to die

FIRST!

I think we would all be better served if we stopped watching her train-wreck antics and the paparazzi would stop photographing her. She is a woman in obvious need of serious professional help. We should force her into seclusion so that she can put herself together.

I have nothing funny to say.

I agree with number 2. While it was amusing at first...the woman obviously is in need of serious help. The constant attention must only be making her crazy.

Bring on the suicide. That would be the only entertaining thing she ever did. Well that, and shaving her head.

#5-

I Disagree.

When she went all maniac and was trying to beat that car down with the umbrella. That was the funniest!
Oh Man!

I agree with #2...ignore her. If she kills herself. Big freakin deal. Numerous people have reached out to her and she ignores them. She makes $700K a month...she has everything she needs to get her life back in order. If she ignores that and kills herself..at least that's one less thing I have to read about. Go joing Anna Nicole and all her drugs in the sky and get out of the news.

I'M SORRY BUT THOSE ARE SOME UGLY KIDS, THEY LOOK LIKE PINK PIGS

I'M SORRY BUT THOSE ARE SOME UGLY KIDS, THEY LOOK LIKE PINK PIGS

I'M SORRY BUT THOSE ARE SOME UGLY KIDS, THEY LOOK LIKE PINK PIGS

I'M SORRY BUT THOSE ARE SOME UGLY KIDS, THEY LOOK LIKE PINK PIGS

I'M SORRY BUT THOSE ARE SOME UGLY KIDS, THEY LOOK LIKE PINK PIGS

I'M SORRY BUT THOSE ARE SOME UGLY KIDS, THEY LOOK LIKE PINK PIGS

I'M SORRY BUT THOSE ARE SOME UGLY KIDS, THEY LOOK LIKE PINK PIGS

Britney 88 the cowboy boots

#9
I think the correct slang term is '86 the boots!

#6 I stand corrected. That was pretty God damn funny. I also really liked the "Britney angry, Britney smash" comments on this site when that was happening.

#9-

But.... after cautiously expanding the pics, who gives a rat's ass if it's 88 or 86? Those damn boots are FONK!!!!

It was my understanding that she had her backbone removed because it was claiming space that could be used for her belly.

Please dont die Britney. You tube has enough crap .

#11
Man, that look on her face was priceless. I swear I think she thought she was the fucking Incredible Hulk. And, you know what they say about insane people. They have the strength of 10 men. I bet that bitch could have taken that car on with that umbrella.

I know it's your *job* to post this shit, but this hardon you've got for Britney is getting really old.

OK, OK. We get it. She likes MacDonalds. Hyuk hyuk hyuk. Bag of big Macs, etc etc. Man you slay me.

Can't you find something new to talk about? You've been recycling the same shit 3 times a week for 2 months.

shouldn't britney's real hair be long enough now to take out the extensions?

She already looks dead in that lead photo.

Elvis called. He would like his sunglasses back.

Although i strongly dislike her and her "talent",
I would never wish death on anyone with the problems she has.
She needs help.

Everytime I see a picture of Spears I get a whiff of old tuna, dirty diapers cigarettes and Jack Daniels.

Ewww her nail polish looks terrible... what is happening in your head Britney, don't you have someone on staff that worries about your nailpolish for you?

The family needs to hogtie her, throw her in the back of a pickup truck and take her back to the bayou to detox. Her career is over, and a lot of us wonder if she'll off herself too. I wish she'd just disappear from the news already, the train has wrecked just too many times.

*sigh*.. Nothing to say..

Anyone notice her weird finger in the picture?

It's refreshing they her family call her on the stupid things she does, instead of being enablers like LiLo's family, or making excuses, like Paris's parents.
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is that some bubble gum under her purse

Here's Britney reacting to losing of her ugly bird hat (awe Brit don't cry just go find a mirror and everything will be okay or you know just touch your head)

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20100371_2,00.html

and here's britney reacting to the loss of her two children("yeah it's party time finaly those brats are gone!")

http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/01/smiling-brit-out-and-about-after-losing-kids-wtf/

Is that a wad o' chawin' terbacky in that boy's cheek?

My ovaries, which are going to do most of my talking from now on, are stunned to see Britney wearing shorts under that dress ... er, top ... instead of letting her cooch hang out. My ovaries are so confused.

Please DON'T TALK ABOUT HER KIDS.
Kids are not ugly. Kids are innocent. Please don't talk about them that way. They don't talk ugly about you #8 and I bet you aren't near as cute as a little pink piggy either.
#8 get a life. And if you want to talk bad about someone, talk bad about the man who video taped himself raping a 3 year old girl. It's all over msnbc.com. Check it out and try to do something productive like spreading the word about real news.
EVERYONE ELSE - leave the poor girl alone. If only she had someone who she could lean on instead of everyone making fun of her every move, maybe she could be ok.

#27-

You are right! That looks like a big old wad of Gator Gum. You know, the kind of gum that stoners chew when their mouths get too dry from all of that puffin'!

@ Bonny -

you've obviously stepped on the wrong site - maybe you should try lifetime.. and get yourself a box of chocolates while you're at it.

that would suck if she dies - i mean, what would we read about? i might actually have to learn about uhh politics or something.

GCOKE -

Right site. Thanks for the suggestion and chocolates sound great right now!! Just what I'm craving!!

Thanks again!

#30...

Kids are ugly.

Kids are evil.

I propose a 5 year hiatus on any and all people having children on this planet until Zygor, Supreme Ruler of the Universe says its okay.

#35 Moondiaper -
kids are great! But thank you for your opinion!

kids are not great. they overpopulate the earth. then they will overpopulate the moon. then mars. then......who knowssssssssssssssssssss

heh heh.

Ok... tweed hat, ragdoll jumper outfit, Elvis sunglasses, western "Cowboy BABY!" boots, tight red hooker shorts, cheap necklace from Clair's Boutique, and the ugly purse with Gateraid Green Gum....

CLASSIC. Can someone tell me who her fashion designer is? Kid Rock?

Sigh....

Feel sorry for the kids though... you can see the torment in their eyes...

Hey Fish, not everyone from the south is lacking their teeth and marrying their brother, sister or daddy's brother's daddy's sister's daughter/cousin. There are a quite a few of us who are well educated and cultured...just saying...

#39

Yeah! I was born in Louisiana, my family is from Mississippi, and I now live in Georgia.
I'ms edukated.

I don't mind the constant bashing of Britney thats all good, but dude you post the same shit over and over that has something to do with a big mac or whatever.

Get some new material your Britney posts are becoming as pathetic as her.

Personally I think Britney has lost her identity (if she ever had one). Instead, she sees her identity wrapped up in being the focus of the pap's; if she doesn't get photographed everyday, she will fail to exist. Its sad, really. I had fun bashing her for quite a while, but it is getting too sad. If she does kill herself I would feel bad. She's been exploited since she was a young girl; primarily by the person she trusted the most (her mom). Maybe she finally realized that. Where do you go from there? Now she is exploiting herself. She has no respect for herself or her body. I think everyone she trusts ends up betraying her. Hell, she can't even get laid w/o worrying if the persons gonna sell her out. I start to feel sorry for her, but then she pulls some selfish shit, like crashing into someone's car and only checking her own car for damage. Overall, I think she once was a sweet southern belle that never had too much going on upstairs, and now she is lost and has no identity, and is really messed up; particularly since her relationship with her mom fell apart. And I believe she was madly in love w/ Kfed, and maybe for the first time in her life she didn't get her way. Kfed never loved her, only the money and lifestyle. Thats probably why she fell in love with him; he was the first person to not totally kiss her ass and worship her. Anyways, I bet her whole family is embarrassed and ashamed of her at this point. Can you imagine? She is one of the most rich and famous women in the world; yet she is shameful. Anyways, its also shameful that we as a country are so wrapped up in a messed up old pop tart. Why is she so important? I think maybe we like the distraction from the harsh realities of the war, etc, etc, and everything else crappy thats going on. Okay, I'll shut up now...sorry to get all Dr Phil on your ass.

I still see Britney as a person. I don't want to bash anyone who says nasty things about her, but the whole Britney situation is not funny at all. Why do people thinking driving a person to their death is fun? We all have our faults, they just aren't constantly posted on the internet. Wouldn't it be "funny" if they were though?

i really wanna be her assistant. i just wanna know what REALLY goes down. and hey... i bet she would buy me a new car!!

Oh please. Her situation isn't the least bit sad. It's disgusting. Do you see the stupid smile on her face all the time? It's not a sad one. She is thrilled that someone is paying attention to her, even if it's negative attention. Oh wait. That is sad. What's even more sad is her crappy fashion sense. PPPPPPOOOOOOOORRRR Britney.

EWWWE!
What's that green slime oozing out from the bottom of her purse?

46, that's whar she keeps her extry piece o' gum, jest fer emergencies.

Wasn't she making a record or trying to get one finished recently? What does she do during the daytime? Is her life now just driving around and letting papparazzi take pictures of her while she runs stupid errands and eats fast food? Christ what a sad life, her's and the dumbshit photographers.

Those are some damned fugly kids...they have that nasty white trash look about them, and I think they smell sour.

This looks like a job for

SCIENTOLOGY!

Her bodyguard testified that she would get up in the afternoon and after getting her Starbucks would go for a manicure. If she has daily manicures, WHY do her nails always look so awful?

God, she is gross. And sorry Bonny, but her kids are gross. ALL kids are gross, and annoying. Only mothers actually LIKE their kids...most everyone else HATES your kids and thinks they are annoying little brats. And yes, Shitney's kids DO look like they smell sour...that smell is so gross, so many little boys have that reek about them...ugh. Kids should be drowned, they are utterly repulsive beasts. Shitney's kids are going to be such white trash when they grow up....just drown them now, for the good of humanity!

Oh, and I swear, I just wanna slap that fugly, stupid-assed hat off her pointy, empty little head. She always looks so smelly, sweaty, and stupid. That shirt is hideous, and those shorts are just ugly. Nobody wants to see her fat, stumpy legs. I bet those boots smell so bad, when she peels them off her fungus-ridden, rotten, diseased feet, birds probably fall out of the sky. The funk from her boots is probably what causes the smog in LA! How does she always look so disheveled and grungy? Where does she find those rags she calls clothes? And you just KNOW she overpays for that shit....God, she is so fucking stupid, there are just no words for her. We need to make up a new word that describes something so utterly repulsive and hated by so many. Why won't she die? WHY?

she brings it on her own damn self! if she wasn't so FUCKING STUPID and listened to the people that were trying to help her (her lawyer as a good example). maybe she needs a good downward mental spiral to adjust her shit and wake up. i don't really like children but that doesn't stop me from feeling bad for her spawn. nobody loves them or even really wants them. and somewhere a kitten just died.

Alot of these comments are hypocritical, she probably looks so messed up and disheveled with stained and wrinkled clothes BECAUSE of her children. Who has time to do their nails when they have toddlers running around! When my kids were that age my clothes were always dirty and stained from their dirty little hands. She looks like a mom, of course, all the other shit she does, I have no explanation for.

I will never give up on Britney! She kicks ass!

#57 Someone should kick your ass for saying that

it isnt even a little bit interesting any more...just sad

What the hell is up with her fingers in the main picture? Ew.

How dare she wear that "outfit" with that fabulous Versace purse!?? Ugh! Who cares about her stupid kids...get her a new stylist stat!

I agree, this is old. When the Fish starts sounding the same every day, and we start sounding the same everyday, then we need to do what we say Britney needs to do (disappear), and just not post about any Britney entries for awhile. So...guess this will be the last one I'll comment on for awhile. I am sick of reading about how her kids are fugly and she's fugly, countered by the amateur psychologists saying Brit-tit needs sympathy. Wash, rinse, and repeat.

what has she been waiting for so long? die bitch, dieeee

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Sometimes ya don't go when ya oughta, then ya get all bloated and stuff and start doing stupid. It's not pretty, but I'm no judge of beauty being a Big Dumb Oaf.

Superfish--- please check your grammar, it's distracting.

WTF! "dug them out of the south" what the hell is that? I like to make fun of Britney Spears as much as the next person but I am from the south and I know that I'm smarter than what ever smart ass makes these posts.

Well, whatever. She's certainly got some problems in need of expert help to remedy and it's too bad she went and foolishly got kids involved in it. They're there now, so it is what it is... Regardless, she should still have plenty of money and opportunities for improvement, options most can't even dream of, really...

A specific rant here: folks really should lay off about the whole "no panties" thing. The girl DID just have two babies in a year's time and may well still have some lingering incontinence issues from it, as is not unheard of. If that's the case, it makes a kind of sense for her to ditch the underwear so as to facilitate quicker relief in the bathroom or to enable her to simply go under her skirt if she gets "caught short."

A few spots on a skirt or drips on the legs probably beats hanging around in wet panties all night. With all the coverage she gets, she can't really afford to be seen with adult diapers or pads on, so she has to simply go the unfurnished basement route.

Just a thought, anyway.

#58 said:

"#57 Someone should kick your ass for saying that"

Who should do it then? You?

Unlikely. Snarky internet twits are usually all talk, so you surely meant someone else.

Dear Britney

no matter how bad the situation is, no matter how depress you are, please DON'T commit suicide because its NOT worth it... These ROGUES will take everything (properties, cars, assets, money, your precious children etc) from you which u once work hard from it and these rogues DON'T deserve it - no matter how hard they plot)

like i said earlier, though i may not be your biggest fan neither i would want to see you in such a state and i have TOTAL faith in you.

PS : If i'm left with nothing but $20 dollars, i would still buy your next album.

The puss is in those boots again. Dammit all to hell.

I'm glad that Britney loves partying more than kids. Because so do i, i would kill my kids if i ever had any. I dunno why everytime i see a baby it makes me want to hurt them, like slap or punch.
I was once watching a toddler and her 4 year old brother, and i pushed her down the brother saw it and their mom came in to ask what happened. The boy said that i pushed her down, but i lied and blamed it on him. Of course the mom believed me. I just like hurting babies and toddlers, but i wouldn't kill them. Unless i was pregnant i would drown them or something.
PS: i'm not crazy or anything i just dislike children, i know i was one once but i would NEVER have my own.

Yea I have to say. I don't really feel much sympathy for her. Here's a girl who's got everything: looks, money, fame. And she's self destructing.

If she's fucking herself up then she's only got herself to blame. Same goes for Lyndsay Lohan.

Isn't it funny all the same how none of them seem to actually enjoy that lifestyle and all seem to self destruct except for Paris. She seems to have her shit together - I hate to say it.

I bet she ODs on bigmacs

700K a month...Now, that can buy alot of blow!

72, you know why Paris seems to have it together.....I'll tell ya.

Paris isn't trying to impress anyone. When you believe you are "the shit," then you are. Paris knows she's a cartoon character, she knows she can't sing, she know's she's not that cute, but she doesn't care. She has a sense of identity, of self. Now it may be overblown and conceited but she loves her self.

Britney and Lohan don't love themselves; they keep waiting for someone else to tell them they are purty and all that shit. Paris doesn't wait for compliments; she compliments herself and that's why she seems to have her shit together. That and being born with a titanium spoon in her mouth, let's not forget that.

She's got the secret. If you think it is so, then it is so. Britney and Lohan don't think they are good enough and it shows. They walk around with "I'm the shit" attitudes but it's not real. They hate themselves.

this is my 1st post but OMG! then im paris hilton because i know im better than anyone else and that is a fact. i know im great, beautiful, unique, only child, non american, and umm... beautiful. but im missing money, so i want my parents to support me for 10 or 15 years. my mom says im selfish but thats ok. im a little shallow too but thats fine to me. idc if guys dont like that because i dont need one. i dont think theres anyone ikn this world thats good enough for me except me. i love myself with all my heart bye

Ok, we get it: She's fat. Move on, seriously, the joke is old.

her fingernails are gross

I'm eagerly awaiting the great news....

Give trailer trash an expensive Versace bag & what do they do? Stick their gum under it like it was a table at a Waffle House.

First!! Oh wait... : P

Wow, all these comments about ugly kids, how she should actually just end her own life and how this and that ..

I really do feel more sorry for all of you then i do for Britney.

Any wonder that this world we live in is heading towards extermination with people like you in it that doesnt give a crap about most things except your own little e-peen!

Shes at that stage for obvious reasons and if you cant see it then you gotta be living in America - ohoh did i actually say that out loud ?! well, its just a fact that you are the most stupid nation in the world and clearly you have proven it in this thread, gg!

Who gives a flying fuck about how rich she is, famous and all that except the jealous type (many of you).
Here you are making fun at her when she has done more good then any one of you combined.

Here is a new subject you can start criticize and laugh at - your own lifes!

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Who gives a shit about Brit? Not me. I'm sick of pix of her especially when she has the same exact outfits.
1) The bag dress with no bra, that is slipping off the shoulder and short enough to show her crotch and ass getting in and out of cars.
2) The hat. Can't forget the hat. She is divorced from K-Fed and likes to sport his fedoras. OR, if she's in a Madonna mood, she'll try to sport a cowboy hat.
3) The fucking boots. Boots and a bag-sun-dress thing. Stunning. I get that she needs to hide the fat calves somehow, so hence the boots.
4) Big sunglasses, like we won't know who she is.
5) No make up and bad messy reddish lipstick (to match zits and the chewed off red nail polish)
6) Mouth agape to reveal gum (that is when she is not sucking lollypop or kid's pacifier)

Even people on the street are like, "dang, $700K a month and she looks like she came outa' Goodwill?" I don't feel sorry for this skank anymore and I am sick of looking at her.

Brittany is a fuckin idiot pure and simple...she's a spoiled little bitch and the paparrazi know it and they are feeding on her like sharks surrounding a wounded sea lion.....what I'm trying to say so may word is that she needs to get smart and do something for her community like help impoverished kids or something.

Yes, Britney might die either from suicide or from natural causes.