Sep 11 2007Tommy Lee writes rilly gude
Tommy Lee apologized on his official website today for getting in a fight with Kid Rock during Alicia Keys’ VMA performance of George Michael’s “Freedom.” He writes:
Yeah!! .....here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends......Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore....and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!.....and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me.....and he's sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance....("I apologize sweetie.....I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect")......back to the stupid-ness!!....so..... I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble...I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say "Hey dude...What up"?? He punches me in the face.....well if ya wanna call it that!?....more like a bitch slap!.......Wuss!! Anyway....i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT....and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ....security guards... grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I'm fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm's George Maloof......the rest is paper work and bullshit!... Anyway...... I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!
We are in the presence of a modern-day Shakespeare. “Kid Pebble,” brilliant! If you didn't read the entire message, do so now and treat yourself to a rare example of vernacular wit and cunning. Tommy Lee is truly a master of the English language and should be heralded as such. Bravo, Tommy, as a fellow wordsmith, I salute you and implore you to never sway in your literary endeavors. For tomorrow shall be a slow news day and, if you say something else stupid, I’m covered until lunch.

Reader Comments
1. Zee Brat - September 11, 2007 3:39 PM
FIRST!
2. BRANDISH - September 11, 2007 3:43 PM
2nd!
3. n!gger - September 11, 2007 3:43 PM
And now here is a ugly pair of boobs.
4. Cincinnati - September 11, 2007 3:45 PM
Pamela Anderson's boobs destroy society.
5. Annie Rexia - September 11, 2007 3:46 PM
Why was this guy at the VMA's? Is he relevent anymore? I can see Pam (she's blown everybody in the room), but isn't Tommy like 90 now?
6. lalaland - September 11, 2007 3:46 PM
5th!!
7. mel - September 11, 2007 3:46 PM
she kinda looks like dolly parton in that dress
8. lalaland - September 11, 2007 3:46 PM
shit haha
9. wickedspice - September 11, 2007 3:46 PM
In the second to last picture, Paris Hilton is in the background. Lookin straight at the camera as if to say "Look at me please, my old lady hair is hot"
10. Provo Baggins - September 11, 2007 3:46 PM
Pammy Baggins has a nice set of flotation devices. I need to take her on my next cruise as a safety feature.
11. BRANDISH - September 11, 2007 3:47 PM
I love Tommy lee, and Pam together! I never thought that her, and kid pebble looked right together! He looks like his balls stink, like dirty salty water! LOL
I love how they have this burning passion for each other! Tommy lee should have smacked kid pebble with his PENIS! LOL
KId got angry because he fucked up, with her, and that is his fault! He is jealous of Tommy Lee, he can never be him! He should kneel down and kiss his mutha********** feet! I think Kid-pebble wants to be friendly with her like Tommy lee, but he forgot on thing....THEY HAVE KIDS TOGETHER! DUMBASS!
12. Texas Tranny - September 11, 2007 3:47 PM
@7
That is a pretty dress.
13. LL - September 11, 2007 3:48 PM
He writes like a teenage girl. I expected to see emoticons and numbers substituted for letters, you know, ghetto-style, because that's how the kids do it. Quite frankly, I'm surprised Lee has any literacy at all, so being able to spell (sometimes) and form complete sentences (more often than not) is more than I expected of him. But enough of the goddam ellipses, use punctuation marks correctly or don't use them at all. Fucktard.
14. annie - September 11, 2007 3:49 PM
just look at Pamela's hands.. they look like an old granny's.. gawd.. and these pics..
gawd they tell a strange story..
1)Pammie sits on Tommy's lap
2) they kiss or whatever
3) all the sudden she wants to go
4) he says.. aaww baby stay or whatever
4) she points her ugly skeleton finger at him. like he did something wrong..
..lemme see but didnt she come over to him in the 1st place????
strange ppl.
they deserve eachother
15. veggi - September 11, 2007 3:49 PM
brandish- your 12 year old ramblings are sooooo, like, awesome!!! Oh, and kid pebble! Totally, like, awesome too! I bet you made that up by yourself during homeroom. Like, super duper cool!
16. sweet-dirty - September 11, 2007 3:56 PM
Are those sores on Pam's arm in the first and last pics?
I totally picked out Paris looking at the camera! Attention-whore.
17. p0nk - September 11, 2007 3:56 PM
pic 9. Tommy is apparently repairing refrigerators now that his music career is over.
18. FRIST!!! - September 11, 2007 4:01 PM
Why do those guys have on girlier jewelry than, well, girls?
19. veggi - September 11, 2007 4:01 PM
15- I might agree, but try your own name.
20. ssdd - September 11, 2007 4:03 PM
pic 7 ..her eyes are hollowing out around the skull.............does she have AIDS?.........
pic 8 .. she's lost so much weight there is a huge hole/ditch up underneath her chin ....
what a pathetic std carrying train wreck.
21. Kid Pebble - September 11, 2007 4:03 PM
I kicked that pussy ass long before the security guards grabbed him. And just to set the record straight, the little pussy was crying and the security guards we just giving him a shoulder to cry on.
22. justplainconfused - September 11, 2007 4:03 PM
Anybody know the Vegas over/under on the number of months till Tommy Lee and Britney Spears get together?
Ever seen a kid come out of the womb with a cigarette and tattoos?
23. Texas Tranny - September 11, 2007 4:04 PM
Damn good question, FRIST.
24. p0nk - September 11, 2007 4:04 PM
trolls have no balls. i know this because i saw the picture.
25. igroovin - September 11, 2007 4:05 PM
liar. he talked shit. they both did. everyones jealous of everyone in hollywood. silly drama.
26. And then TOMMY Woke the Fuck Up!.. - September 11, 2007 4:06 PM
HaHa!..
Hilarious..
Tommy couldn't beat his way out of a paper bag!.
(You keep DREAMING..Motley Fool).
You're name is TOMMY..not BRUCE lamer.
Everyone there saw him being the instigator..all he can everf do is TAUNT. He's gotten his ass whooped for it before..too.
Kid shouldve waited 'til after the show..or intermission at least..to be respectful. Then head outside and beat his fuckin ass. Bail himself out..and if need be do a few days time for ASSault!.
It wouldve definitely been worth it..to kick his pityful illiterate HepC contaminated ass. Just like he was about to..but was held back.
TOMMY Lee..ha shown he has NO class. Time after time..he hits females 'cuz that's all he can muster.
Problem is with these musician types..they don't know how to handle things civilized like real men..when someone disrespects you. Verbalize first!..
If that doesn't register..then BEAT HIS ASS!..
In the only language the idiot understands.
ROFL..Idiots!
Nice example for you sons Tommy!.......U'Go!
27. Kid Pebble - September 11, 2007 4:06 PM
@18 FRIST becasue Tom Lee is a PUSSY
28. igroovin - September 11, 2007 4:08 PM
why are these people even popular?
29. FagHag - September 11, 2007 4:08 PM
@18
Because they're FAGGOTS
30. FRIST!!! - September 11, 2007 4:11 PM
Yeah, Criss Angel has better jewelry than what I'm wearing right now. I'm actually jealous.
It would look much better on me. (He's a geek)
31. jesus christ porno star - September 11, 2007 4:12 PM
Yeah Tommy! Fuck her in the ass! Yeah, Woo Who! Fuck Yeah! Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck!
32. The Total Bitch - September 11, 2007 4:13 PM
It is sad when you are famous but still name dropping to try and prove you have friends.
"so yeah, I was texting my best friend Marky-Mark, who gave me a hand job last night, and then I saw my other BFF, Chris Rock, who is black so that proves I am not a racist. Then my ex-girlfriend who was a Playboy Playmate came and sucked me off while I was talking on my IPhone that was given to me as a gift from my close friend Sharon Osborne. After that I was invited to Nancy Kerrigan's house because I hang out with underpriviledged people because I have a HUGE...soul. Yeah, everyone loves me and I got all the celebrity names to prove it"
Dude! He is cool, you know?
33. FRIST!!! - September 11, 2007 4:14 PM
#31 Idiot, I think that's been done. She really does look unhealthy...
34. Kid Pebble - September 11, 2007 4:15 PM
@30 Criss Angel is a pussy too!!
35. Texas Tranny - September 11, 2007 4:17 PM
Or on me, FRIST
36. jesus christ porno star - September 11, 2007 4:20 PM
#33 I can't help but to agree with the idiot part, but apparently with a little encouragement, Tommy will publicly nail a chick on a buffet table. That's all I really wanted. Don't be such a prude.
37. Tiffany - September 11, 2007 4:20 PM
Is no one else impressed that there were no real misspellings? I'm surprised he can operate a keyboard. Ignore the grammatical errors and the fact that it sounds like it was written by a fifteen-year-old, and it's not that bad. I mean, when you're grading on the "it's Tommy Lee" curve.
38. FRIST!!! - September 11, 2007 4:20 PM
I know, but I like his jewelry. And for some reason, his haircut looks gayer than it used to when it was long. What a loser. Why would he show up at the vma anyway, if his crap got all cancelled???
39. Kid Pebble - September 11, 2007 4:24 PM
@37 You can have Tom Lee's Jewerly. I will beat of off the little pussy for you!!!
40. Fuck You Texas Tranny - September 11, 2007 4:25 PM
TT, you’re a disgusting faggot. Nobody wants to hear your flaming comments or look at your ugly ass picture. I can only hope you get full-blown AIDS. (pun intended) I truly believe that GOD created AIDS for people like you. You’re a disgrace to mankind. All fags like you should be rounded up and fucking shot.
41. Kid Pebble - September 11, 2007 4:27 PM
@38 Tiffany sweetie. The pussy used spell check. Any 3rd grader knows how to push the "F7" key before he posted his apologies
42. p0nk - September 11, 2007 4:31 PM
40 Edna, is that you?
43. Texas Tranny - September 11, 2007 4:31 PM
@40
Are you Um from the last post?
If not, I tell you what I told the other Motherfucker.
I don't give a shit what you think or say.
44. b.echols - September 11, 2007 4:31 PM
I'm actually really impressed with his writing. It is pointless, random namedropping and rambling. And he seems a little to pleased with himself over his play on the name kid rock.
But like #38 said it's fairly literate. Compared to the incoherent, illiterate writing we've seen from Britney, Lindsay, Paris, etc, it's practically a masterpiece.
45. Kid Pebble - September 11, 2007 4:33 PM
My guess is #40 really wants a big dick right up his ass. I bet he watches the Tommy and Pam video and wishes that was him on the bottom. Tommy is still a pussy, but you have to give him credit for that big ass slong!!!!
46. Texas Tranny - September 11, 2007 4:38 PM
LOL Jimbo
#40 is a closet gay man, that must hide his true self from the world. Bet he was in the men's room at the airport also.
47. Kid Pebble - September 11, 2007 4:45 PM
Yes and he was tapping away!!!!
48. Fuck You All - September 11, 2007 4:46 PM
GOD will take care of you all.
49. Kid Pebble - September 11, 2007 4:49 PM
@48 And GOD will take care of you with the express elevator to hell you fucking pussy!!!
50. lambman - September 11, 2007 4:49 PM
Well I believe Tommy!
We all know Kid is a jealous idiot...didn't he dump her over her Borate appearance, and call her a whore because of it? And Borate was about the least whorish moment of her entire career.
51. Texas Tranny - September 11, 2007 4:55 PM
Who in the fuck uses Fuck in their name then wants to talk about fucking GOD?
52. RG - September 11, 2007 4:57 PM
This is SO like high school. Didn't these people EVER grow up?!?!? No wonder why MTV sucks....
53. Martina - September 11, 2007 5:06 PM
it´s annoying how hard he tries to mention everyone he knows....
54. yhalothar - September 11, 2007 5:14 PM
Tommy Lee is a little bitch.
55. Sayonara - September 11, 2007 5:18 PM
literary failure or not, the "kid pebble" part still made me laugh.
56. FRIST!!! - September 11, 2007 5:22 PM
#41, F7 is spellcheck? Not on my computer...
57. Kid Pebble - September 11, 2007 5:24 PM
F7 is the spell check button on Microsoft applications
58. redsonja1313 - September 11, 2007 5:29 PM
It really is not even worth commenting, but I did notice that Kid Rock never even removed the cigar from his mouth until it was over. So I think at least this round goes to Kid, he got in the first slap, didn't get bounced from the show and received a manly minor assault tix. Where Tommy has taunted (like a child) been smacked down (like a child) and is now talking smack to save his rep in the school yard.
59. Boo - September 11, 2007 5:29 PM
#51 whoever it is that is writing shit about you, you manage to put them in their place so easily that it doesn't seem fair. Couldn't you type blindfolded or something?
60. redsonja1313 - September 11, 2007 5:30 PM
OH and Why is TOmmy dressing like Criss Angel, is he hoping Brit Brit will get drunk and mistake him for her master dance guru ???
61. Veggi - September 11, 2007 5:32 PM
Jimbo is a queer. Just like me. and TT. except TT is a freak of nature.
62. stuffandotherstufflikethat - September 11, 2007 5:41 PM
61- as hard as you may try, you will never be as clever as you think you are...........and your hand called, it wants a break from your crooked penis.
63. malicious - September 11, 2007 5:41 PM
he's gropping her breasts right there in front of the cameras, classy as ever
64. eastcoastgirl - September 11, 2007 5:46 PM
They were both obviously trying to taunt him and get a reaction out of him. I wish these two would get back together for good and stop the spread of their disgusting diseases. Kid Rock needs to move on from this washed up skank . And then they all need to grow up for fuck sake.. I can't believe all three of these assclowns are parents. Poor kids.
65. Hecubus - September 11, 2007 5:49 PM
"Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore" I hear ya brotha, I love and adore my lap too ... often.
66. Kula - September 11, 2007 5:55 PM
i like how this guy lets us know how cool he is. " oh pam sat on my lap, oh im friends with travis barker AND his WIFE! and the my nigga P TEXT me and asked me to sit with him" what the fuck? Tommy lee. you are truly one bad ass SOB
67. George - September 11, 2007 5:58 PM
These two are just a couple of old farts trying to get some attention. Their fifteen minutes of fame was over a long, long time ago. Aren't they both like 50 now.
They both appear to be such cartoon characters, Pamela is "Little Annie Fannie" and the other thing is "The Illustrated Man." Both of them should join a circus as Side Show Freaks and live happily ever after.
68. Wicked Wendy - September 11, 2007 6:03 PM
BERN! BERN! Paging Mr. BERN..........I think he has left us..........
69. haha - September 11, 2007 6:05 PM
i think kid rock is just mad at the fact that he has a smaller penis
70. NYC 6 years ago - September 11, 2007 6:11 PM
"Look...up in the sky..."
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's.... Oh shit, it IS a plane!"
71. Lexoka - September 11, 2007 6:26 PM
Ahah he should write a book or something...
72. bal - September 11, 2007 6:34 PM
could he have name dropped ANY more?!
73. munkfeesh - September 11, 2007 6:37 PM
those pics don't seem to be in the right chronilogical order. either that or they're very strange people.
she sits on his lap. he starts flirting & smooching.
she's playing coy, little arched back. not giving in.
she gets up to leave, he goes for a last grope.
she then stands in front of him, hands behind her head, showing
him all her wares. then when he sits down shakes a boney finger
in his face?
nope. something is out of order. admit it!
74. Victoria - September 11, 2007 6:58 PM
They should have started fucking each other right there on top of one of the lighted platforms (pam and Tommy--not Tommy and Kid--although equally entertaining). Now that would've been a VMA to see that would smoke Britney's sad ass!
75. eXtasyStef - September 11, 2007 7:00 PM
Considering the amount of drugs he's taken, the fact that what he wrote is even coherent is a miracle. Besides, he supposedly has a huge schlong, so that's where all the blood goes anyway.
76. Jimbo - September 11, 2007 7:00 PM
Pretty funny Victoria
77. bossman - September 11, 2007 7:16 PM
pic 6
Go in close-up to Pam's nose. What's the white stuff?...
78. farmgirl - September 11, 2007 8:13 PM
I heard or read something earlier today that TL said something along the lines that KR hasn't sold squat in years. I have never spent a dime on anything TL or Motley Crue has done. I think their music sucks - always have, always will. And what has TL done lately anyway? Squat that's what. KR on the other hand - I have most of his CDs and his new song is my favorite right now. I think KR slapped him because he can't slap PA for giving him the Hep C or something else. TL and PA deserve each other. KR is too good for either one of them.
79. farmgirl - September 11, 2007 8:15 PM
And TL's dick ain't that big.
80. farmgirl - September 11, 2007 8:18 PM
AND Criss Angel is a total dork. Whose coattails will he try to ride next?
81. crash bang - September 11, 2007 9:18 PM
"......Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore"
UMMM look, i like myself and all, but i dont love and adore my lap. thats just weird
82. maj - September 11, 2007 9:45 PM
she's still sooo hott
83. fuckyoufucker - September 11, 2007 10:57 PM
Her arms are weird. They kind of creep me out.
And # 40/48- you are the typical asshat self righteous hypocrite that is being poked out from under the conservative/evangelical/rightwing rock into the light of day along with all of the other roaches who profess to love God yet do nothing but spew hate and judge everyone. Then most of you are found to be the exact thing that you have been running your mouths about- gay, cross-dresser, wife beater, pedophile, pick one or two, I'm sure they will fit you just fine. You are the antithesis of a Christian and you are on the fast track to hell. So fuck off and get down on your knees (don't get all excited) and pray to God to forgive you for going on the Superficial.com when you told your fat ugly hairy wife that you were gonna finish those letters to Christ. Asshole motherfuckers like you really piss me off.
84. CLAUDIA_DE_SCRATCH - September 11, 2007 11:02 PM
What's up with those bruises of whatever on her arm?? You know where her arm meets her shoulder.... hmmm..... I'm just wondering!
85. Clay - September 11, 2007 11:34 PM
1. Tommy Lee is still making millions off of Motley Crue.
2. Kid Rock was possibly being a gentleman. He saw Tommy forcing himself on Pam when she had her finger pointed saying NO. He probably still cares about her.
3. Pamela Anderson probably did the whole thing because she saw Kid Rock watching and wanted publicity.
4. Kid Rock has a new album coming out and wants the publicity.
5. Tommy Lee, although still rich, needs a creative outlet and had a good idea that a fight would lead to an article on the superficial and that would include a link to his website (which it did).
6. Realize that all of these people are loaded on not only cocaine but money. Every move is carefully orchestrated.
Bottom line. This is their job. This was a publicity stunt by one, two, or all three of them. It's Hollywood baby.
86. digdug - September 11, 2007 11:40 PM
Tommy's a puss. He'd fold in two shots. Kid Rock would beat him down simple, then put his cigar out in the Puddle O' Tommy afterwards.
Thing is, Tommy's got a giant penis. So no matter what this is always in the back of Kid's mind. He knows he can never truly win Pam's vagina over that way and it burns his soul forever.
Pam as well. She can't forget the giant schlong and it shows in those pics.
87. antichrist - September 11, 2007 11:44 PM
#48 - Your gawd is a weakling, just like you.
88. gOd - September 11, 2007 11:50 PM
Fuck 'em all, TL, KR, Pamela, Piss Angel.
Ideally KR and TL would trade punches and beat eachother senseless. Well, they're already senseless. I'd rather see them BOTH beaten down; they're trash.
At ease.
89. I wish I had plastic boobs.... - September 12, 2007 1:21 AM
What the hell is wrong with Pamela's arm? What is with the herpes spots????????
90. ninjarobot - September 12, 2007 3:25 AM
haha 81 that's exactly what i was thinking when i read it.
91. ninjarobot - September 12, 2007 3:27 AM
oh and AMEN 83.
amen.
92. Voracious - September 12, 2007 8:45 AM
She's sad. It's apparent that once you've had a go with Pam, you can get a free booty call ANY old time, even if you divorce her, beat her...I bet she thinks her life is so interesting but it's just pathetic. No matter how much of a MILF you are.
93. nagger please - September 12, 2007 9:03 AM
I always feel embarrassed for Tommy Lee.. He looks so pathetic? My God, he's in his 40's and still acts like a teenager with the clothes and the bad boy attitude? Does he think it's cool? It's so pathetic.. and he's someone's Father..
94. JWM - September 12, 2007 9:08 AM
Oh come on, this was so staged.
95. jrzmommy - September 12, 2007 10:18 AM
Why would she let herself get pawed at like that in public?
96. squirlgal1 - September 12, 2007 10:59 AM
They look like the couple that used to live next door to me in the trailer park.
97. Mimi - September 12, 2007 11:43 AM
hahaha.....this situation is hilarious. you know Kid is just jealous of Tommy's big Di**. I'm sure it bugged him all the time he was with Pam that Tommy's was so much bigger.
98. I'mOkWithTexasTranny - September 12, 2007 12:26 PM
#40..don't be frightened of your feelings for other men. When people such as yourself (homophobics) rant and rave about "faggots" it's usually because they are trying to deny their own feelings for the same sex. What's the matter? Your mom or dad say awful things to you, boy? Did they put down people so much that in fact, you are afraid to come out? Ahh, that's too bad. I would never treat my children that way. I feel sorry for you. You must feel as though you are in a cage, never to be let out of that angry frightened world you live in. ASSHOLE!
99. Spanky - September 12, 2007 1:13 PM
After looking at these pics I want to take a shower, and have my tats removed. What was i thinking?
100. phenobarbara - September 12, 2007 1:15 PM
God she is such a skank. That dress is horrible.
101. BDS - September 12, 2007 2:18 PM
Great now my monitor has Hepatitis. Thanks superfish
102. laughter - September 12, 2007 5:02 PM
Pamela is the typical woman who has to tell the man to "chill" and shut his mouth or he will be kicked out.....hilarious ... geeze, MEN they are all the same.
103. Chauncey Gardner - September 12, 2007 6:05 PM
My friend's brother does security for the VMAs every year, and happened to be involved in the Lee/Rock confrontation. He actually put Tommy Lee in a fucking sleeper hold until Lee's security escorts took control of him. Then Tommy broke away and went back after Rock, and my friend's brother jumped in and put him in a sleeper hold AGAIN. He didn't have to do it a third time.
104. sarah - September 12, 2007 10:31 PM
I love Pam and Tommy. Lightening struck w/those two.
105. roughdaddy - September 12, 2007 10:33 PM
hahaha kid rock is a fool,,,he shoulve hit it and quit it...his got to understand,,,that guy lay the ground work on that chick with 2 kids,,, so tommy is always gonna be around even if they "break up"!!!
106. acidbrat - September 13, 2007 1:23 AM
103. That's priceless!
Another story:
A guy I used to worked with was a bouncer at the Whisky back in the '80s ... TL came in and started doing lines on a table & my former co-worker bodily picked him up and tossed him out the door into a row of parked cars.
Apparently, Tommy's a pro at takin' a beatdown!
Nothin' against the guy, though ... he can be pretty dang funny in interviews.
107. born2kill - September 13, 2007 2:43 PM
all pams fault. what does she expect to happen when she starts messing around w/ him, right in front of kid rock?? i'd probably punch his ass too. and doesnt she have a boyfriend now anyway?? what a whore
108. zsa - September 13, 2007 4:52 PM
It's funny to me that most of you seem to not be able to spell worth a damn on here, and yet your critisizing Tommy's grammer? I'm actually impressed he sounded literate.
That being said, I agree with 85, it is all about publicity. They're all attention whores.
99's funny as hell.
I think TL's the love of her life but she knows she just can't be with him because he won't grow up (and other destructive shit ). Not that she's miss upstanding citizen either...
And that's one ugly dress. Take away the white chain things at the waist and the ruffles and it might be decent.
Both guys need to get over themselves that's all I got to say.
109. Skinboy - September 14, 2007 10:33 AM
Tommy Lee looks like a fragged out old junkie. What an ugly freak.
110. Robby - September 20, 2007 6:45 AM
"Kid Pebble". What a name. i love the way tommy tells the story, i bet what happened wasn't half as exciting as the way he narrated it. hahaha!