Sep 25 2007Sarah Jessica Parker is just plain ugly

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I'll take the bagel over her, too :p

SECOND! Damn that felt good... but it took me so long to type that I am probably like 3rd by now! :(

Second. What a horse-faced bloke. About as attractive as a bucket of AIDS blood with a dead, cancerous baby floating on the top.

third!?

I agree - she is quite the hag

Another person that I just can't figure out how they attained any celebrity or fame at all.

How did she get that "Sex in the City" gig? I would say "who is she fucking" to get that role, but who would fuck her?

God, poor Matthew Broderick. I wonder if that is another celebrity sham marriage. The studios made them get hitched.

She looks like a foot. I wonder what her cooch looks like? Probably looks like a bunion.

that herpes by her lip seems to be getting bigger

ugggh is that close-up really that necessary?

i have never seen that show, but i'm pretty sure it epitomizes everything that's wrong in this world or at least nyc.

I always thought SJP was overrated looking.
But considering her age, she looks pretty good. Plus she has a body most women in their 20's don't have.

That guy behind her in the main photo is thinking, "That's Sarah Jessica Parker???? I heard she was good lookin'...what gives???!!!!!!"

@12 Sarah, is it a body they want? I don't see anything to write home about

shes not beautiful, but I really just think she's average looking. And for being in her 40s is in really good shape.

Let's see...frigid, horse, dyke, hag. Yup, I still remember the Sex in the City chicks!

She looks like she was meant to be a man and something went terribly wrong. Ugly whore. Also she is a good example of a terrible actress.
What a complete fucking train wreck.

Is it me or does every like woman actress ave ugly vainy hands like that ?
cause they all have it (plus looking manly at that :P )

WHat causes that?
CAn working out cause this to have that on your hands or somthing..
Everone I seen Have scary hands :(
damn nowI'm scard of my hands ..(not vainy .. ooh thats a clos e one :D )

So, this is the set for the new Francis the Talking Mule movie, isn't it?

The guy in the background (top pic) is pretending he's licking her.

she's always been ugly to me...don't understand why she got that role in Sex and the city...i just don't get it

Her "fabulous" taste in clothing has only one real message: look here, not up at horseface.

Sex in the City??? It must be a very dimly lit city with a lot of alcohol. I won't touch any of them (except the woman in the white dress). She should throw that hat box up in the air like Mary Tyler Moore.

I wonder who would win in a fight between these ladies, and a very hungry grizzly bear. I have my suspicions, but we should make the fight happen anyway, just to be sure.

Is Twisted Sister making a comeback?

i still think charlottes the best looking of the bunch

oh my god, i'm a young professional with no interests other than money and status.

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She smokes TOO MUCH.

/not something you wanna see first thing in the morning fo sho

Hortense,......the mule faced doll!

i'm pretty sure that's what these "friends" are thinking.

p.s. where is the ugly one with psychological "problems," religious aspirations, satirical condemnations, i.e. the one actually capable of love.

oh right, and no one wonders why they're forty and still sole searching.

Ladies and gentlemen, Dee Snyder.

Does anyone remember Ruth Buzzi??

Matthew Broderick.... How low have you fallen brother... how low....

This brings up a good point. What if mens dicks could talk......

Looks like a fuckin' dude! Ugliest bitch in Hollywood, next to Rosie O'Donnell.

Please. She's not the eighth wonder of the world, but I wouldn't say she's ugly. Just not classically beautiful. And it's called getting old. All of you assholes will be doing it soon, including me, and we'll all be pissed about it. So unless you kill yourself or poop off in the bathroom doing some blow, then I guess your looking at another mystery of life. Geriatrics.

@34, Veggi. Would they reveal all of the std's they've caught? eeewww.

She looks like a heavy smoker..I honestly don't think she's anything too hideous. It's just the mole and the bags under her eyes that make her unappealing..I think her eyes are beautiful. This is just a really unflattering photo...anyone ever consider that people can become famous and get acting gigs for reasons other than their appearance?

Rough...Rode hard put away wet.

How did she get my Grandmas pantsuit?

Seriously, the stories they would tell...... gross....

now think about if mens dicks were on their foreheads! ha! That would save us some time and effort.

LMAO #31 and #32 Awesome.

and #36, thanks for letting us know what you must look like. only the ugly defend the ugly. We really don't want to know what you look like now.

lol, male unicorns. Two sexy time bits for the price of one!

@36 Hemlock Queen..
speak for yourself human.

The Superficial - Because I'M Ugly?!?!?!?!

#42 ONLY the UGLY put down the ugly. Douche.

I bet she looks better than most overweight blobby american women so stop complaining. And men...they are in general quite ugly so they should be lucky to have a girl like Sarah!!

Veggi,
Men's dicks can talk. Mine talks to me all the time. He's a complete idiot.

She looks like she used house paint for make up .Needs another coat , and some weather proofing ,,, she looks really weathered as it is ......YIKES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...not a spring chicken, more like an old horse that should be out to pasture.

Well girl, see it this way: YOU CAN'T HELP IT!!

she has ALWAYS been ugly

Ted, Ha! Aren't they all? I don't mind listening to em, but I wish they they didn't get sick all the time.

wow. I went there, didn't I.......

I think she's lovely, and extremely charasmatic.
Not a flattering picture, though!

I think you guys are way off the mark with this one. I enjoy it as much as the next person when you pick on fallen stars but what's up with SJP comments. She looks great, takes care of herself, has had a hit series, perfected her craft in the theatre, is never surrounded by drama, is happily married with kids. Come on you guys can do better than this.

So Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse walk into a bar and the bartender says " hey ,why the long face"?

Beuller should have married Sloane

Fish readers are ugly Hemlock Queen. They know it and resent someone like you reminding them. Now excuse me. I just scored a kilo of blow. I'm going to snort half of it, look in a mirror, see that I'm pretty again and write something viscious, nasty, and witty about Sarah.

hey, can't we just mole on from making fun of her. Quit being a-moles. Uh, moh. Holey Moley Batman, what's up with that? Show me the Moley.

54, did you neglect to look at those photos? or any photo of her for that matter?

yeah we've all pretty much known this since 1985.

SJP is beautiful! How typical that every person on here automatically agree with everything this poster says. You like to stroke his ego, eh? How original of you all. Really. Kudos.

i don't hate sjp, 54. in fact, i don't even think she's ugly. these days, it's become obvious that what one lacks in a plain face can easily be made up for with excessive thinness, which is why she's so thin, and...pretty.

i just hate the show. i think the women on it are really sad, and the men are even sadder. britney spears has a better chance at happiness than these characters do. not sure why no one can see that.

I think Fish is fully capable of stroking his own ego, but not to pictures of her. Are you her sister?

This is not news.

sure, she's ugly. Ask anyone.

But on the lighter side, I'm just glad Paris Hilton hasn't released a new sex tape. Or flashed the paparazzi her overworked vajayjay. I'm convinced the only reason she hasn't is that if she did, you'd just see a smoking hole with flames shooting out of it, with volcanic eruptions all around it shooting smoking crabs out of puss lava craters.

#57, i just spewed diet dr. pepper everywhere!!! Moley mole....HA HA HA!!!!

#64, i just puked. A little bit.

I'm sorry, but are all of you in junior high? "OH MY GOSH, would you look at what she's wearing???? OH MY GOSH, she is just so ugly!!"
SJP may not live up to your expert opinions of what constitutes outward beauty, but I'm very sure that you don't live up to her opinion of what constitutes intelligence and maturity.

It is true that her father is Secretariat? I was trying to do the math, but I didn't want to have to take off my shoes.

Ted, can't your dick tell you the answer?

#54
sigh...............

Sarah Jessica Parker is not ugly, that was a bad shot..she isn't the classic beauty, however, the whole package is really attractive, and she is extremely talented, and quite smart at marketing herself. her new fragrance COVET DRIVES MY HUSBAND CRAZY,,,, GO BUY A BOTTLE!!!!!

My dick told me she can run a mile and a quarter in 1:59 and 2/5 seconds so you do the math.

For all you debaters about whether she is pretty or not, who gives a shit? I thought this is supposed to be a humorous site. For the record I think she is lovely and barely resembles her famous father Big Red at all. I am just happy the Fish listened to me and brought in new blood. One more Kim Carcrashian story and I was out of here.

I must say that she is beautiful in her own way. What is she 42? People take a GOOD look at your own mothers and then say she is ugly. Not so many over 40 year olds look as beautiful as she does. It is not right to compare Parker to 20 year old girls.

I've always thought she was UGLY... she's skinny yeah whoopy.
Why are there a bunch of posters defending her?? WTF are you doing on this site? Unsuperficial comments should be deleted.

in the early 90's she wasn't as bad.

I hear Matthew Broderick is going to be indicted for breaking bestiality laws.

You guys are such LOSERS-sitting at your computer all day, racing to be the first to post comments on new celebrity pictures. Don't you have jobs, or kids? You are all judging people you are jealous of, that's why you say those mean things about people you DO NOT EVEN KNOW! The only decent person on here is "stop regressing". Go get an education or something.

#72 Ted, you are cracking me up. I agree with Quinn at #74.

Defenders of this horse faced whore...go curl up in a chat room and hug each other. And talk about High School Musical, or whatever it is your kind talk about.

JENNIFER MANISTON. THEY ARE INTERCHANGEABLE to me. I've heard people confuse them before.

All you "first," "second," etc...people are fucking idiots. I can't handle it anymore. You have graduated from being just dorks to fucking idiots. Haul ass retards.

ShelCbell, i find your sassy attitude hot.

But you sound like a total asshole.

So that pretty much kills it for me.

She isn't ugly, she's just getting old. I find her quite glamorous and charming, a beauty of her own kind. I agree with an earlier poster who said you all constantly have to agree with The Superfish. I mean, come on. SJP is not ugly. If you want ugly, google "Beth Ditto".

im at work right now.

@ 67 - Wow, that really hurt! Now I'M going to have to do a boatload of blow to make myself pretty when I look in the mirror...

i've seen prettier heads on hammers.

Sex in the City was an awesome show...and I only saw the reruns on TBS. They had such cool friendships and I think that's why the show apealled to many women.

LOL, #39 and #40 - classic.

She does have pretty eyes, a lot of talent, a beautiful voice, and she's rich - let us never forget that point.

It's just time for a better hairstyle.

#'s 25 and 31, great call.

And again, just to reitterate, #1 and #2, fucking idiots. Beat it.

She's got lips like pedals. Not rose pedals. Bicycle pedals.

YES i KNOW it's rose petals. But it's a print medium, ya gotta make it work.

I've seen nicer legs on a table. Have you ever seen her HANDS?

(shudders, penis crawls back up inside body, flips thru phone book for "Monastery").

I'd like to see a giant metallic bee swoop down and try to suck nectar from her flower. It would get angry when it discovered it was actually filled with rancid snatch juice and pierce her body dozens of times with a three foot stinger.

Of course, of course, she'd survive and write in her column about how she experienced unearthly pleasure... "Finally, I realize what I really needed was a violent piercing by a heavy metal wasp..."

Hate her.

I am hot. And educated. Wanna pic? Post your email, LOL. I am NOT an asshole, if I were, why would I be defending innocent people being attacked by others who have no foundations for their mean-spirited comments?

I love being on a page where the word RETARD is not considered offensive!!!!

The other day at work I said that a policy we have is retarded. I was almost handed my head on a plate. Not because of my disdain for the policy, but for saying retarded!

I wonder if they would have a problem with fucktard?

dick on forehead = dickhead
K-fed = dickface
Britney = shitface
SJP = horseface
mole on face = herpes
Do you really want my herpes?
Do you really want these scabs like mine?

Okay, ShelcBell. It's walkontheocean2006@yahoo.com

Let's see how hot.

"Sassy is the new hotness"....

can someone help me out here...

i'm a wealthy, good-looking woman in my 30's, and i'm seeing like 5 different guys, which even with two young ones isn't enough for my blossoming libido, and like, i can have sex and get off, and i have decent conversations about the best wines and esoteric movies, but i just can't seem to fall in love. ultimately i don't really care about any of them- like- they could just die and it would be like it happened on a t.v. show. i'd be sad for ten minutes, but then i would forget.

i've tried online dating, i've tried bars, i've tried galleries, private parties, public parties, sex parties, colleagues, rich guys, poor guys, young guys, old guys, pretty guys, evil guys, quiet guys, buffoons, jokesters, poets, logicians, financiers, philosophers... i just CAN'T fall in LOVE.

does anyone know what i'm doing wrong *shoots in the dark*?

#71...her new perfume drives your husband crazy?

Does he imagine he's spelunking her butt while he's doing you?

Creepy.

I just don't get a woman saying, "Hey! Smell between my tits! Hope this makes you think of Sarah jessica Parker!"

I hear ya adeliza! fucktard is one of my favorite words. AND I love to tell people they must have had one too many retard sammiches- what's the world coming to?

She's not ugly, she's just ugly boned.

@93 Try using "cunty" with the office... Like: "I can't stand to work with R&D any more, they're just to cunty.

Or, "Sex & The City is way to cunty for me. I'd rather watch UFC."

Should warm them right up to you.

#96...

Hey Paris, we know it's you.

It's your diseased mind as well as body that keeps guys from showing all of themselves to you. That's why you havent' found love.

LMAO # 99.

She's not ugly. She's just ugly boned.

I still say she has to see a veterinarian when she ills.

check out thumbnail #7 and tell me she's not a thumb-head.

Wake up America. She has a beautiful heart and it shows. She gives other average looking people hope. She works at making herself look attractive and has a nice shape for a petite woman. I was born good looking but have a heart of gold. Not all people are lucky to be born with natural good looks. I say power to the average looking person; you too can be attractive.

what if love is a consolation prize for poor, ugly losers?

92- I'm hot. and educated. wanna pic? Like, oh my god! I'm such a fucking RETARD!

96- and, like..... good fucking god. shoots in the dark, hopefully in the direction of your RETARDED brain.

There, see how easy it is to use retard in the correct context?

#98 & #100

great minds think alike!

Hey, if you smoke two packs a day living in the big city, you will look haggard too.
Besides, some dudes like chicks that look like dudes. And Broderick actually swings with a dude that looks like him.

Then he goes home and hangs with his other dude.

If he didn't swing like that, he'd never let Sloan go early in his career. But he was the sassy cute boy who runs people over in Ireland, gets off and has a remarkable career as a gay like but officially ungay actor.

Sadly, this is the sad alternative. Haggard, self-absorbed jewess princess in NYC is what he got. He should have went all out gay.

#96 Biddy-You are only in your 30s so relax. You will find love. Perhaps you should work on your personality. Good luck.

I'm mature, but I consider SJP ugly. And the reason I am entitled to say that and everybody else who shares that opinion is because they have thrust this bitch into our faces as some kind of iconic sex symbol. Excuse me while I empty my barf bag....

Can you spell Trigger? Put a saddle on this bitch. All that stuff about her not being a classic beauty.... I'll tell you what she is, a classic fugly broad.

Just goes to show you how important self-esteem really is. Cause I'm sure SJP swears she's gorgeous.

You know, I actually disagree. Sarah Jessica Parker is one of the three broads I'd nail if I actually nailed broads. She's well dressed, pretty, spunky, and just seems like a lot of fun. You could have sex with her and then go shopping right after.

Thanks for posting the pictures though, I'm so excited for this movie!!!!

As I always say..."You can polish a turd all you want but it's still a turd". Never really thought she was much to look at myself...

Dear #96,
How wealthy are we talking? How strong of a libido? I think you should go out with a real man (Ted from LA). When I die you will be upset for over an hour. I think you have a personality disorder. Seek counseling and post pictures asap. Naked pictures are the best way for us to fully analyze you.

On a more germane point, has anyone else heard that SJP is being bred to Storm Cat this year?

I liked the show very much, but I think the movie is going to be a snorefest. They should have left well enough alone. And I live in NYC, and I NEVER see anyone walking around dressed like these women. Maybe Charlotte, and that's iffy.

@113 Ted - you are follow for a troll!!!

I like her, she's a lot more talented and interesting that the skanks this stie posts on over and over and over. Also, she still has a better body that most chick half her age.

Sorry, Ted, but I already have a funny one. Sometimes I want to feel like my life isn't just a farce, like it's not just a sarcastic negation of everything serious, you know?

Hmmm,
Would somebody please tell me what Jimbo just typed?

i think she's beautiful.

plus, L.A. is the pits. sorry, but i don't think a classy person would live there.

that's why everyone in L.A. is so bitter. it's just a bolus of people who're stuck.

Alright, I will be serious for one post, Biddy. You have commitment issues and really do need to get counseling. The best thing in the world is having children (which is why SJP is being bred to Storm Cat). They force you to quit thinking about yourself and to wipe somebody elses ass. Once you've done that, you can no longer only think about your own needs. For many years, I too used my personality as a form of birth control, but I slipped one by the goalie and bam... ass wiping city.

Thanks for writing,
Ann Landers

So Jessica - why the long face?

@118 Sorry Ted the phone rang. #96 is a troll. You are falling for a troll

I like her face. She has great career and seems to be genuinely nice person. Go SJP

Who said I live in LA? It's just my moniker. I wouldn't be caught in Paris Hilton's snatch in LA.

Kieffer Southerland was busted for a DUI last night.

When can we start dogging him out?

This site is a little slow, maybe?

If my name were "Kieffer" I'd be drunk too.

I bet you all look so much better...she's rich, you're not. You're pathetic losers sitting around bitching about her looks, and she couldn't give a shit what you think. So go gag on whatever you're stuffing your face with and try to step out of the house today.

sorry i thought you were a whore, sir, but you are wearing a whore's uniform...

so i'm supposed to be self-less, right? well, is that even possible? how would i even know i were selfless unless i gave up everything i own, and then for the sake of what, other peoples' selfishness? yeah, good fucking sacrifice. at least i know i sort of appreciate the things i have.

and how would i even know if i were only giving up everthing in order to fulfill the selfish goal of proving to myself that i'm selfless?

128- just because people say that to you all the time honey, it doesn't mean you have to take it as your name.

She is the typical BUTTERFACE. Everything is good BUT HER FACE. I never understood why anyone would think she is hot. I'm glad I'm not the only one out there.....

#128

i ain't goin out. sjp is out there.

@96...Just post pics. Naked better, not ok. Please let the Fish'd readers decide if you are hot. Afterall it is only fair. If all you needed was a boyfriend you wouldn't be here. We promise not to laugh at your pics but I won't promise not to include them the next time I write a porn site asking for a job as a model.

hey bitty, shut the fuck up. See if that helps with your love life.

I'd respond Biddy, but I am do back on planet earth. My spaceship awaits.

Boy, this woman has turned out to be one helluva hot button topic. Maybe all of you fucktards (thanks, adeliza!) who think she is hot shit should go to an SJP fansite and hash it out there. She is not beautiful. I agree with the other poster that no women in the city dress like her. If her 'style' on S&TC is so great, why doesn't SHE dress like that in the city?

can we all agree to the ignore the troll "biddy"?

it's a fucking thirteen year old cutting school, typing on daddy's computer.

Ignore that thing.

you got nothing better than sex w/old ladies and jake and snobby bitch???? WTF SUPERFISH!!!! Come on....give us something better than this shit...

awww, do my perfidious words resonate in your darkest heart of hearts my little drunkard?

okay. i'll shut up then... i guess i'm lookin' in all the wrong places.

My vagina makes a great cup of coffee.

LadyJane...awesome. but not sure how to read.

To biddy: I think it's pretty clear why you haven't found love. No big mystery there.

I now pronounce you Knocked Up and Larry, you may Fish the bride.

SJP is beautiful! I've met her up close and personal. She is a wonderful person.So you found a picture of her with no makeup. Big deal. Don't mess with SJP!!!!

@141 - I'll have a large coffee regular, please. With a to-go lid if that's not too much trouble.

I've always thought she looked like the Wicked Witch!

@144 - A picture with no makeup? That's a shot from the set of the new movie, you idiot! She had better have makeup on! And if she does, well then we who don't 'get her' rest our case.

i can't believe any of you would think i'm a real person.

what kind of elitist, materialistic bitch would sit around with the hoi polloi worrying about not finding love?

good job, jimbo. even with your meth-induced brain damage, you're better than i thought.

you promised you'd shut up.

Kim looks fabulous! And others looks fabulous too!

except i'm not a troll, i'm an alter ego. i didn't steal "biddy" from anyone else. that's actually my new cat's name.

my cat is SHAVED. seriously.

Geez, such a harsh audience! SJP is pretty and elegant in her own unique way. We Americans tend to only see outward physical beauty, opting for plastic, peroxided, enhanced robots, but this is a real woman with talent and character.

The Europeans are far more celebratory of real women, and if you are older, but interesting, you can even garner more attention in a bar. Nice.

Good, then shave your pussy, get the cats claws removed, and have at it.

Her face is an anti smoking ad.

why get it's claws removed? i'll just put tuna juice on my clit. mmmmm. sandpaper cat tongue

Mr Fish,
Post something else. It is so slow the crap biddy writes actually seems to have meaning. None of us want meaning. We want pictures from Britney's attempt at suicide so we can laugh at how that trailer trash isn't even smart enough to kill herself. Save us from this SJP string.

like you had to "put" tuna juice on it......... come on now.

I actually chop chop a penis when it enters my clawed vagina. Is that why no one loves me? Or is it because of my rediculously large clit that looks like a small penis?

Wow, alot of you are awful, One ,you dont have to think she's a stunner atleast her husband of many years does! and secondly I would love to see what half of you look like, I am sure you would hate if people said those things about you and judged your every flaw,because we all have some. And last, atleast She seems to be happy, in love and doing what she loves, how many of you can say the same! i am almost certain not many of you!

I thought biddy promised to shut the fuck up.

#160 - this is the fish. If you wanted sensitivity you should have gone to church not come here.

I think she's pretty when her hair is curly, but way to skinny. Some outfits she wore on sex and the city made her look sexy and she has a nice little ass on her

She's not bad but nowhere near as much hotness as these roles suggest. if it was cath Zeta Jones doing all this flimflam people would be lining up to get a look. SJP is the competition in New York? i dunt think so Ricky

#96- maybe you're just a narcissistic sociopath with a personality disorder. That would explain a lot.

96- I can help. I just need a shovel and some lye.

We ran off Danyell, and KrazyHotKellie...........

Let's get to work on Biddy!!!!!!!!

I think she looks great for her age. Even better than that drug ruined freak Kate Moss. Shes awesome, although Im no fan of J. Parker.

hey guys, I have a ten second porn clip of biddy that she sent me by email. Just in time for lunch.

http://hornymosquito.com/ashley-exposing-her-huge-fat-ass-and-chubby-boobs/p04.wmv

Yer gonna love it! By that, I mean don't watch it while you're eating!

@25 LOL, nailed it.

Classic Jew-girl/boy nasty looks. Compare her to Perry Farrel - they look the same. She does have a great body though for a hundred year old. Why can't all jews look like Wynona Ryder? Or have the face of Natalie Portman (minus the 12 year old boy body).

biddy, stop being such a heirhead.

104 wtf are you talking about. how does her beautiful heart show because i didn't see it? and the only reason she gives the average person hope is because her face looks a horse on the way to the glue factory.

144, no makeup? are you sure because it seems as though she's got plenty on & it's not doing her any favors.

who the fuck are all these people saying we need to only pick on certain celebrities. i'll pick on whoever i want, thank you very much, this is the fish. i bet all you SJP fans went and took that ridiculous Sex in the City tour. losers.

I don't have time to read all the comments.

Did anyone mention that she was ugly in Square Pegs and she's still ugly and that she's not even a good actress and that those hair dye or whatever commercials make me want to vomit and that # 171 speaking of Perry Farrell, I am seeing his band in concert tonight???

Yayyyyyy!!!!!

I think her problem is that she doesn't eat meat. Look at her, she used to be fine as hell in Honeymoon in Vegas, and not she looks like the wicked witch of the west. Eat some meat woman, Look at the three women with her, Totally hot. I figure 8 - 12 inches of dark meat twice a day for 2 years between bot sets of them lips would get her back in the looks,

Biddy - it was very easy to figure out who you are.

#173

There is a Sex in the City tour?!?!?

Nyahh, haaahhh....

What the hell do they do? Get fucked up, wear high -hell fuck me pumps and bounce on the bed?

hee hee hee !!!

I bet these are the type of folks would come to Atlanta and ask where the peach trees are.

What are you talking about Jimbo? Who's Biddy? I came to the party late, fill me in.

When I read your first comment, I got a never-to-be-satisfied erection, and at that instant I knew it was you.

Biddy was my first, FRIST. I'm sorry now but back then it was pretty exciting.

Finally someone with balls speaks the truth! I've seen less frightening looking chupacabras!

#178

Biddy is the new DanYell and KrazyHotKellie.

She wants a date.

Great place to come for that, I'd say.

She needs to age-adjust her hair - after a certain age the pulled back from the forehead, long hair look just makes a gal look haggard

The paragraph under the pictures made by the webmaster himself here is some of the funniest shit I have ever read. And yes, she is a fugly butterface! LMAO

Has that picture with the clown squirter been on here the whole time? sheesh! I need to lay off the gigglebush.

FIRST Biddy and my troll are the same person . #179 & 180. We all know who my troll is.

Wow. Not the biggest SJP fan, but why all the hatred?? For those who are judging Sarah, what do you all look like? Why not post a picture of your face and allow people to judge???

Then again, none of you have probably served your country in a time of war, instead spend hours cutting people down. Hope you all have a good day.

#173 Bam-A picture is not going to show a good heart but her interviews sure do.

"served your country in a time of illegal invasion"

fixed.

187- how origional. now, go pick your nose and eat that instead of that double quarter pounder you have in your fat greeeeeeesy hands, shitfuck.

Fish, man, she's not, well... She's really just... kinda... I mean she just looks, well... ummm

Dang, man, she's ugly.

#153... er... I am European and yet, "scrawny" is the word that best describes SJP to me. I liked the show because it was funny, but SJP would get on my nerves with her damn obsession for shoes, her bowed legs, and her dumb clothes that would never match. Most of the time, she looked like she picked things at random in her demently huge wardrobe.

Is there a fuckin new post yet?

Sorry I swore

FRIST - YES!!!!

190 -- Fat? I am actually training for the Navy Seals, and no I am only protecting our country from the mess that was started by this administration. And, I only eat fruits and veggies (strict diet) -- you must be referring to your lifestyle since you are so miserable. Are you educated? I am almost finished with my Master's and going to Law School (JAG). You see, while you spread the very hatred that causes terrorism, I am making a difference.

I'm Catholic, so I don't judge if I don't need to. I just hope you change your ways...that is all. Go to school, your vocabulary is lacking and you need something rewarding in your life. God Bless all of you who embody hatred, ignorance, bigotry, and no life ambition.

Sara

Your mom is just plain ugly.

cynthia nixon's head looks perched on a pole

Sara,

I'll skip the part about how judgmental you sounded when trying to say that you don't judge. Wait. No I won't.

As a Catholic, just when do you need to judge, since you say you only do so when you need to?

And really, if you are looking for good vocabulary, maturity and all that... what on earth are you doing reading The Superficial, let alone the comments section?? Good grief.

-me

Me laugh!

Just stumbled upon it...did Google search on the term "superficial" regarding reasons why I wanted to leave my city and join the navy as a Naval Officer. ...and travel the world at no cost while abstaining from the very lifestyle that once corrupted me. I checked the comments section because I wanted to see if people wasted their precious time writing slanderous things about people they don't know....they do! It's sad, really. So I will not waste any more of my time on this board...it's just plain sad and is indicative of the state people are in who message regularly.

Peace out.

sara

im a LOT uglier than that actually, so yes it's possible. and i have a really hot boyfriend too. crazy. of course he's a total jerk....but still. i dont think shes that ugly. i mean...if you saw a closeup of me, she's really quite lovely.

FINALLY! Someone has seen the light besides me.

SJP looks like a glass-jaw boxer with boobs and long hair. Her face is one only a trucker could love.

MMMmmmmmm.....trucker love.

Kristen Davis is the real babe ! She has great legs a great ass and decent tits

Does she do meth with Fergie, or what?

her body is killer. I would do her in a second....with the lights off

I love coming to your site to get the latest stories, your writing style is hilarious. Thanks for the great work!

Jeff
Stupid Celebrities

Sarah, Why the long face?

Oh sweet irony!

Funny little Mary. You, my dear, were doing just that - writing slanderous things about people you don't know.

Now quit telling us about how you're are joining the navy. Good for you. We got it the first time.

Bon voyage!

Good gravy. Why did I say Mary? I meant Sara.

Obviously.

Narf!

She needs to put on a few pounds. Inject those wrinkles with some dead hobo.
Cut off that nappy shitty yellow hair, dye it light brown, get an age-appropriate bob, and start knitting her husband a sweater. Sit down in that rocking chair, and take off those heels, damn you!

Are you blind?! This woman is gorgeous! All beautiful women have haters who trash talk them and that's all this is. I think she is absolutely stunning and everyone has bad hair days so that's no reason to cast her "ugly" because of that one picture.

thesuperficial has officially become too dumb for me. hecklerspray.com is twice as smart and funny as this predictable, juvenile crap. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE!

Is she "gorgeous"? I'd have to vote neigh.

hahaha

Damn, her forearms look pretty big in that first shot! must be all those heavy heavy handbags and purses those women carry, tough business! :D

She's 42, has 2 kids and isn't wearing make-up....how attractive do you expect her to be?

she's got great hair, a banging body, is funny as heck, has a pretty smile...she just has a long face and odd nose, but she's unique and that's what made her successful

#192 Is "demently" even a word? Perhaps you're a newly arrived European.

Yes.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_1IikE9_oKLg/RvlnWAqfkYI/AAAAAAAAGhU/0snTtuG5VXU/s1600-h/tori-092607-a.jpg

She looks like Dee Snider from Twisted Sister!

Yes, everyone in hollywood needs to look like jessica alba or else.

that is complete BS. SJP is talented. She sold the role as Carrie. I am sure everyone that is talking crap about her is a perfect 10. LOL yeah right.

Yes, she was very convincing as a no longer youthful woman who was constantly complaining and dissatisfied. Maybe somebody should have sprinkled powdered antidepressants on her oats.

Sara, get some navy seal sex. you are spending way too much time arguing here. You don't need us. You need sex.

@#98, 100, 106: Guys, great news! The boss just came in the door and said the word we're gonna use in place of RETARD is NIGGERFUXATED!!! I'm so excited I just peed in my panties!!!

Oh, shit! I went commando today!!! : O

She's beautiful. Just because she doesn't have conventional features doesn't make her ugly!

two words - RUTH BUSSEY!
Yikes!

"Mother of God, is it possible for someone to be less attractive?"

see: kirsten dunst

I absolutely love SJP. Everyone dissing her is what's wrong with Hollywood and society's example of beauty. She's not classically beautiful, but she has a rockin' body and GORGEOUS eyes. Plus when her hair is straight down, she is quite the looker.

Let's be honest, she was always a bit ropey looking wasn't she? How old is Kim Cattrall now? She's got to hitting 60 surely.

I don't think that she's beautiful in the traditional sense of the word, but there is something about her that I think is attractive. I wouldn't go gay for her, but you know what I'm saying.

oh my god, thank you. i thought i was the only one who found her repulsive. and to think i'm part of a community now.

did someone here call her a looker? she's a hobbit.

Her hands look like that cuz she's so thin. You can't have a thin body and plump , smooth hands.

She has the kind of off-beat appeal that is attractive to men in Europe, whereas here in the US we seem to value a Barbie-doll interchangeable generic look.

Isn't that Mr. Ed, the talking horse? No? It's actually a girl? Wow. Who would have thunk!

Sarah looks like the type of girl you can hook up with and even splooge inside her with no rubber within 2 whiskey sours. She just wants to be held.

I cant believe how she has turned out!! EWWWWWW!!!!

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2262427

Sandra Oh is uglier

she's already in her 40s...what do u expect?? 20 year old model??

I think she's beautiful.

I've always laugh that she said, "I don't feel comfortable doing nudity and I thought we aren't comfortable look at you with clothes on. So maybe if you were naked we might, and I mean might think you look as good as Sandra Oh or Courtney Love!!

Weak ass, unfunny, pointlessly mean commentary. Try again.

She may not be a conventional beauty but she does have a certain something. That's a bad pic of her. Love the show. God! Kim Cattrel is 52 and she still looks great! Makes growing old not look so bad.

I love SATC and SJP so all I've got to say is you try caking all that make-up and see what you look like. And she's 40ish not 20ish you guys. Plus her ponytail is way too tight with all that frizz behind it. It makes her head look smaller. Can't wait to see the movie...

I LOVE SARAH JESSICA PARKER!. SHE HAS a hot for her age, SHES Fashionable, SHE HAS ABS!!!! Her Eyes are beautiful, Her face may be awkward, but she works it! Shes beautiful in my eyes. She's incredible. So f U! im never going to this site again. BARF!

The worst part is, Sarah Jessica Parker is someone's -fault-. Personally, I blame the middle-aged crowd of women of the late 90's to early 2000's. If they hadn't been so orgasmically repressed all their lives, a show about women "taking charge" of their sexuality wouldn't have turned a single head. Why should my generation suffer by having to look at the corpses of that "break through" parade through the media?
Don't even get me started on her fashion...Seems to me that before picking/agreeing to any outfit, she ritualistically shoves an electric egg beater up her ass to see what it puts her in the mood for.

I think it's a horse in drag.. nice mane.

Definition of "awkward phrasing":

"She's not classically beautiful."

Preferable:

"She's just plain ugly."

Please don't abuse the language.

^ LOL i agree. Did anybody thought she was pretty? Even when i was watching the show I thought the guys on the show were crazy for trying to go out with her... I remember in Family guy when peter commented her face looked like a foot. =_= I have to agree

Too perfect. She looks like the lead singer of Twisted Sister, and all her supporters are saying to the Fish "we're not gonna take it, no, we ain't gonna take it." It's like a set of pictures with a chorus.

Whether Sara is beautiful or a "horse face" (as many here and elsewhere put it) doesn't matter...

Sex and the City is an overrated show, and the movie is completely unnecssary....

She is so hot! You people are stoned or something. I would lick her ass everyday for the rest of my life!

i hate you

Stop it! Sarah doesn't need to be saddled with this type of criticism! It's not the type of thing that spurs her on to greater achievements, like hoofing it onstage on Broadway. The Sex in the City movie is a good opportunity for her now, after a few swings and misses professionally, and she's not one to look a gift horse in the mouth. You guys are so harsh! It's like, somebody breaks her leg and you decide to shoot her. I know some of you are just horsing around, but eventually after so much negativity even the most secure person will put on a long face.

looks like she already did............put on the long face that is.

Leave her alone! She's a human.! She has worked so hard! Please just leave her alone. Ha ha.

...........if anyone has a problem with sjp you deal with me, because she's not stable right now..................hahahaha

She was never that hot to begin with and this photo just proves that even more. None of the Sex And The City girls are really that hot.

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Where celebrity goes hip-hop

OK, OK. This is rather pathetic. She is not a classic beauty, no doubt, perhaps plain as can be all done up nicely. But what's the point of this pile-on-like-a-grade-school-football-game bashing? This is just over the top. I'm no fan of hers at all, in fact I've never seen her in anything that I watched all the why through. I just think this is mean spirited.

Now just to prove that I'm not a total prude,.... your Spears spots are great entertainment!

i would rather masturbate to medusa........i think it would be more safe than sarah

god have u seen sarah's nasty feet?

and u people think her face is ugly.....................................

that bitch is truly head to toe ugly and you could use her hair to scour your pots and pans

You kids are goonna get old 1 day like me!
damn for me she's cute & sexy!

She's just the kind who's attractive to women, not men. Like Princess Diana. And then the women's mags promote them ad nauseam. She's not ugly though. But seriously, Princess Diana - she looked like a prison warder.

Why did nobody comment on the absolute randomness of #27??
Proxy by what the fuck?? shoes, dress, what the hell was that?

That was the random post of the year.

And Biddy, you're an idiot. I live an hour 1+1/2 outside of LA and I wouldn't live there, but I'm not 12 so I don't think people who live in LA have cooties.

I think socialite is way off on this one. She's not ugly at all, I'll bet she's way prettier than your last 3 girlfriends (real only..)

She's like, the most gorgeous person on earth.

How could a face like this be called art? she's no devil nor angel to be in hollywood!! Bah!! I think we should cut a paperbag with 3 holes to cover her face but not the body when she acts.....Beat tht!!

Geez everyone, back off. She got the sex and the city gig not because she was fucking anyone but because she is a good actress. The creators of the show are gay and they insisted that she play the part because she is so real. She might not be a conventional beauty but she certainly makes up for it with TALENT. LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING.

Watch Sex and the city and you'll know what I mean. It's like Entourage with a soul although I like Entourage a lot too. I don't usually say a show is perfect and I don't think the last season of Sex and the city was as good as the first, second and third etc. but it is still better then anything on t.v today.

It's totally submersive, addictive and just plain good t.v.

I for one can't wait until the movie comes out =)

Don't miss out on the many hours of entertainment. Watch it and I guarentee you'll have a good time!

GIVE HER A BREAK...you are a bunch of miserable people, unhappy with your own life so put down someone else. She is happily married and a mother and leads a normal life, (unlke other celebs theses days). so go back to your mIserable lives where the only thing that makes you happy is to put down someone else. PATHETIC

everyone here is so pathetic. SJP is an icon in the television world and while her face is rather unique and may not have the obvious beauty of people who get by with easy to read nose, eyes and mouth that mesh easily with one another, she's uniquely beautiful and by no means ugly. she CAN be ugly, as can everyone else in the world, but she can also be remarkable looking. like say seasons 4 - 6 of Sex and the City she was undoubtedly gorgeous, Season one...well thats another story.

i bet 90% of the assholes who blog on this site raggin on the rich and famous and ugly as sin.

Do you feel better about yourselves yet?
Have you found a man or woman to sex you up and release the tension in your tight asses??

I bet #265 likes the smell of her own farts.

god what an ugly shrew of a jew

SJP's face=I'm melting, melting, melting

she's not that, THAT bad. and she has a killer bod! cynthia looks good and has def. dropped some weight. but i cant get her not-very-attractive red head, butch gf outta my head. hm. kim looks awesome for her age. and charlotte (cant remember her real name and cbf looking it up), looks pretty okay too. except she has fat legs/calves. or very muscly. whatever. they dont look that great. ALL THAT ASIDE, I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE!!!!!!

We're not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore

well, she looks like shit. some ask why do her hands looks so veiny and mannish? quite simple really- it's called anorexia. she is 5'4 and weighs 97 pounds. look at any of the anorexic Hollywood broads like angelina jolie or paris hilton and the lot. they ALL have those bony, veiny old man hands
nothing new here................

I guess I finally made it.

I have offically been trolled.
#222 ain't me.

Oh well!

she is just plain old! and please wake up!
most of the "super" stars are ugly!
it's just a work of a computer guy making them prettier.

Oh come on, she's Sarah Jessica Parker. She's gorgeous!!!

Gawd! My ball sack has smooter skin....

You all got it wrong - she is darling. Some photos are more flattering than others - these are not at her best. If you watch the show, you will see that she has the entire package -- a great look, maybe not classically beautiful, but pulls it off with her personality, style and humor. I think she's amazing, she's beautiful and no one else could ever play that role. so lighten up - not everyone has a great day ever yday.

Somebody up there got it right - chicks think SJP is attractive ("a great look, maybe not classically beautiful, but pulls it off with her personality, style and humor"). It's the fantasy - be seen as attractive even though you really aren't. Guys can't join in - straight guys, at least - because Mr. Penis votes "NO!" and his vote is the only one that counts.

MAN HANDS!!!! MY LORD, THE MAN HANDS!!!!!

If Matthew Broderick thinks she's attractive, that's all that matters. After all, he's the one who has to muck her stall.

Woof!

nah.. she is just a celebrity that dosen't believe in plastic surgery. Dumb old hag.

Half the people calling her ugly are overweight, Hawain shirt wearing losers. I don't particularly like SJP, but isn't it good that for onc someone is famous regardless of how they look?

Jetta (number 18) to answer your question, it's poor nutrition that can cause those nasty looking hands, and considering that most actresses prefer getting the job as opposed to eating, well, you get see the dilemma...i was watching a movie a few days back from the 80, Now and Then, and i was SCHOCKED to see how poorly the adult actors were. the kids far excelled in their acting ability, and