Sep 24 2007Nicole Richie pregnant bikini pictures
Lord knows why, but Nicole Richie spent the weekend in Hawaii showing off her pregnant body in a bikini. Which might actually have been hot if she didn't look like Gollum and if pregnant women weren't gross. There are a lot of things pregnant women are capable of doing (like cooking breakfast or, say, my laundry) but wearing bikinis isn't one of them. I'd encourage a pregnant woman to take up professional kickboxing before asking her to wear a bikini. And I'm a doctor, so I know what I'm talking about. See this clipboard and white coat? That means I'm right. Now drink your milk and do some, I dunno, jumping jacks. Stat.
A ton more of Nicole Richie and her bikini after the jump.
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Reader Comments
1. steve - September 24, 2007 2:31 PM
And satan will find an earthly vessel for his seed JUST AS THE PROPHECIES FORETOLD!!
2. whatever - September 24, 2007 2:32 PM
she needs to cut that straggly, bleached hair off.
3. Tits McGee - September 24, 2007 2:33 PM
Man. She is ugly pregnant, too. Jesus Christ.
4. PunkA - September 24, 2007 2:36 PM
nappy. some celebs just should not be allowed to procreate. poor kids.
5. Rebecca - September 24, 2007 2:39 PM
The real problem is her hair. She should dye it brown and keep it out of that scraggly bandana headband thing. Why does she wear that all the time? It's like she thinks she's Rambo or something. Other than that I think she looks okay...tired but still okay.
6. Mystery Method - September 24, 2007 2:40 PM
Walking around like that is just asking to get harpooned!
7. Gross - September 24, 2007 2:40 PM
I won't make fun of her because the sad thing is that I bet that I would look like that if I were pregnant.
8. blar - September 24, 2007 2:41 PM
baby bellies are cute.
unfortunate tattoo placement, however.
9. bob - September 24, 2007 2:45 PM
wait for the barrage of comments that will ensue because of the fish's hatred for pregnant chicks.
10. adeliza - September 24, 2007 2:45 PM
Me eyes! Me eyes!
Put some fucking clothes on bitch!
11. Duchess of Dork - September 24, 2007 2:46 PM
She is an ugly slutty girl. Sheesh..
12. Lexoka - September 24, 2007 2:46 PM
Pregnant women aren't gross, but she does look a little like Gollum... Which is weird since pregnancy tends to make women sort of glow, while she looks more dead than alive.
13. Sarah - September 24, 2007 2:47 PM
Pleeease, pregnant women have every right to wear a bikini. Get over it.
14. lalaland - September 24, 2007 2:48 PM
eh, her body doesnt look bad at all for a preg chick, but she def needs to do something with that hair...or at least put it in a pony tail, she looks like a dirty hippy
15. bob's hand - September 24, 2007 2:48 PM
Hey bob. Why am I the only thing to touch that rediculous thing you call your penis.
16. swan - September 24, 2007 2:50 PM
She looks better pregnant than any of your disgusting wives or girlfriends will ever look! I'm not into nicole richie but she doesn't look bad. Just needs a haircut.
Fish should hate his mom too! I bet she looked hideous when she was pregnant with that shithead.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shithead
17. themoose - September 24, 2007 2:50 PM
How can you be preggers and still have a flat ass????
18. Texas Tranny - September 24, 2007 2:51 PM
Thar she blows......................
Fucking Whale
19. Sheva - September 24, 2007 2:52 PM
I didn't know Golum was broke. Someone should donate some matronly swimsui wear. What about her frenemy, that stupid whore Paris?
20. swine - September 24, 2007 2:52 PM
OH MY GOD IT'S A HIDEOUS SEA CREATURE FROM THE PALEOLITHIC ERA.
21. Ooba Gooba - September 24, 2007 2:52 PM
Why does Hollywood continue to shove this talentless waste of space down our throats? She doesn't do a damn thing except party. She's never had a job that I know of. All because she has a Daddy who was famous in the 80's? It's become very tiresome.
22. bob - September 24, 2007 2:52 PM
well, 15, i'd hate to break it to you but that must have been someone else's penis, because i don't have one. sorry you're an idiot, nice try though.
23. whitegold - September 24, 2007 2:56 PM
She starting to put on a bit of weight. Looks good on her (comparatively speaking).
24. NO PECKER??? - September 24, 2007 2:57 PM
Bob! Sorry to hear 'bout your problem, dude.
Good luck squatting to pee, man.
25. KO - September 24, 2007 2:58 PM
Pregnant women are not gross. She looks a hell of a lot better now than during her "I don't need to eat" phase, anyway.
You have issues with women, which you might want to start working on.
26. Jimbo - September 24, 2007 2:59 PM
@18 TT you are going to be that mean to a pregnant women??
27. I hate celebrities - September 24, 2007 3:02 PM
I cannot believe there is a baby growing in that THING. Looks like a dangerous inhospitable wasteland to me, unable to support any life form.
Scientist should find this fascinating.
Poor precious it's moma is fucking scary.
Psssssss baby as soon as the doctor gets you out... RUUUUUUN!
Crap you're Nicole Richie's and that ugly douche's offspring you'll never ever be able to run in your entire life. It's hopeless. Oh well, just take comfort knowing that genetically speaking you didn't have a chance at a respectable life anyway and your parents will do an abismal job raising you so just give up now, it will be a lot easier that way.
28. veggi - September 24, 2007 3:03 PM
your name is bob without a penis? hmmmm, outlook not good, bob.
29. bob - September 24, 2007 3:03 PM
that's right 24, it's called a vagina. i'm sure it's something you're not familiar with.
30. gemini - September 24, 2007 3:05 PM
bob. I think you lose this one. bob's should have a penis.
31. Giggles - September 24, 2007 3:05 PM
Perhaps it would be best if she wore a 1-piece bathing suit.
32. bob - September 24, 2007 3:07 PM
yeah i agree, except my name isn't Bob.
33. bob - September 24, 2007 3:08 PM
enough about my lack of dick, back to this ugly excuse for a pregnant woman.
34. whatever - September 24, 2007 3:10 PM
^ it's hard to work with some of these people isn't it, bob, lol
35. supes - September 24, 2007 3:10 PM
13: I categorically disagree. Fat people should not wear bikinis and/or speedos. Pregnant women = fat people. Math is my friend.
36. Hey BOB - September 24, 2007 3:11 PM
Listen up, hombre, I'm all up on them there Vagina thingys. That company Vicks Wagan, or something, makes them. They're fun to drive.
Yours get good gas mileage?
37. jrzmommy - September 24, 2007 3:13 PM
MY RODS AND CONES! AAAAAAAAGHHHHH..........HELP ME!
38. Nikky Raney - September 24, 2007 3:13 PM
she looks better than britney spears at the VMAS!
39. jrzmommy - September 24, 2007 3:16 PM
*Sniffs air* Wait..........wait wait wait wait wait!!!! WAIT!!!
#13..............can you repeat that? You're not Sarah as in Sarah Jean the Lilac Queen, ARE YOU?
40. robin - September 24, 2007 3:27 PM
I find your comments very offensive. Pregnant women are not gross. It is part of life. How the hell did you get here? Your mother must be so proud.
41. ell - September 24, 2007 3:28 PM
noticed how few responses you're getting to your boring posts superfish? it's cos you're a moron. and you site is shit now. ah humour... i remember humour....
42. ticklemyfancy - September 24, 2007 3:30 PM
you know what is gross? a bob with no penis.
43. Bob loves Britney! - September 24, 2007 3:31 PM
I must say, I DO agree with Robin. Pregnant women aren't gross.
At least Robin is proud to be a woman. Unlike some.....don't worry BOB I won't mention any names. :)
44. krazyhotkelli - September 24, 2007 3:37 PM
she looks hot now that she has a lil meat on her bones
45. Sam Hain - September 24, 2007 3:39 PM
i gotta third that... i think pregnant women are hot...
46. Ted from LA - September 24, 2007 3:40 PM
I am so lazy I married a pregnant woman. Last night my wife and I were making love and nothing was happening. So I said to her, "What's the matter, can't you think of anyone either?"
47. moobs - September 24, 2007 3:40 PM
one piece bikinis weren't meant for fattys and pregnant women....
bikinis were meant to get unpregnant women pregnant.
start acting like a "mom" if you want to be one and get a damn one piece.
48. moobs - September 24, 2007 3:43 PM
sorry, disregard the "one piece" in my previous posting cause it makes no fuggin sense.
logic should help you along through the rest.
49. BunnyButt - September 24, 2007 3:52 PM
#35, technically speaking, pregnant women aren't fat. That's all baby and amniotic fluid and other baby-related stuff, so pregnant does not = fat. Not that some women don't pack on the fat when pregnant ...
50. Mike - September 24, 2007 3:52 PM
Somebody please go to my "My Space" page.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=50241742&MyToken=9035ca31-8a40-4263-9eaf-b8bf6382f49d
51. gal - September 24, 2007 3:58 PM
I think she looks great. I normally agree with all of your comments and much prefer you to other celeb bloggers- BUT, this one, not so much. I am glad to see she is looking great! I do agree on the hair- it could use some work!
52. lambman - September 24, 2007 4:01 PM
well at least we know this pregnancy is real, unlike some certain Xenu worshiping folk who think they're fooling us by puting a beach-ball under a dress
53. tommy salami - September 24, 2007 4:18 PM
i feel sorry for all the fish and other sea creatures she contaminated with her bio hazard vagina
54. dutchy - September 24, 2007 4:19 PM
wooooot! Nothing as sexy as a pregnant woman.
55. wedgeone - September 24, 2007 4:27 PM
At lot of female comments are supporting Nicole here. That's because she looks the same way they do in a bikini. Except they're not pregnant.
56. bob - September 24, 2007 4:30 PM
43, wtf ?!! all i said is that she's ugly, which she was before she was pregnant. just because she has a fetus in there doesn't make her attractive.
57. lux - September 24, 2007 4:33 PM
weird
58. Nikk - September 24, 2007 4:41 PM
There isn't anything sexy about pregnancy to me. I'm sorry, I can't see it. I'm not saying pregnant women are gross, like Fish did...I'm just saying there's nothing sexy about an infant tearing a vagina apart with its head and placenta falling out afterwards. Nope.
And #52....that's.....perfect. Comment of the month, man.
59. starscanfrighten - September 24, 2007 4:47 PM
She looks unhappy. Oh, and gross.
60. LauraE - September 24, 2007 4:48 PM
I don't mind if someone says that pregnant women are gross, because they are gross indeed. What bothers me, though, is that a doctor is saying it. I hope he is lying about being a doctor. The thought of a doctor who thinks pregnant women are gross is terrifying. After all, the vet of my animals says "yuk" all the time and is scared of being scratched and bitten, it is about the same problem, isn't it.
61. caz - September 24, 2007 4:51 PM
She looks absolutely gorgeous.
62. supes - September 24, 2007 5:00 PM
Nicole Richie not pregnant = hideous fucking discusting tramp whore mutant
Nicole Richie pregnant = gorgeous????
There is a flaw in the math. As in the math is flawed. As in I call bullshit.
63. cheesebra - September 24, 2007 5:01 PM
pregnancy is gross. i hate women so much.
64. Candace - September 24, 2007 5:03 PM
how is she gross? because she is pregnant? yeah right! I think she looks so cute pregnant. so you all are saying that pregnant women are gross? i serioulsy disagree. gross isn't the word. maybe you aren't turned on by it, but she looks just as cute as every other pregnant woman in hollywood, if not cuter. back off her!
65. blar - September 24, 2007 5:04 PM
#60: Please don't reproduce. Thanks.
66. help - September 24, 2007 5:08 PM
right on #16!
67. starscanfrighten - September 24, 2007 5:11 PM
Candace
Seriously, why are you here? Do you realize how unintelligent you sound? The site is called The Superficial. Figure it out.
68. Hang on Bob - September 24, 2007 5:12 PM
The 'not claiming your womanhood' comment is simply because of your name, not a Nicole comment.
(I probably should have agreed with Robin in a separate comment so that it wasn't confusing.)
Just fuggin witcha
69. Jimbo - September 24, 2007 5:16 PM
I think being pregnant makes her look beautiful. I hope they have pictures of her giving birth. I hope there's lots of blood. I hope she bears down hard during a contraction and pushes out feces, and we get a picture of that. I hope they do an episiotomy - but a minute too late. And I hope we get a picture right as she's ripping.
It's beautful, man. Really beautiful.
70. blugardenia - September 24, 2007 5:17 PM
she looks pregnant but not very happy. cheer up, nicole!
71. Shit4Brains - September 24, 2007 5:19 PM
Finally she looks halfways decent. At least she doesn't look like she's starving.
72. Ted from LA - September 24, 2007 5:20 PM
I love ALL women!!! Pregnant, thin, fake, etc. I especially like dumb women. #60, do you have any plans for tonight?
73. starscanfrighten - September 24, 2007 5:22 PM
#69 and #72
too fucking funny. And I'm a woman.
74. emily a - September 24, 2007 5:23 PM
babies suck!
my heart belongs to all of the animals in shelters who go unwanted...especially the seniors.
75. andrew - September 24, 2007 5:37 PM
Charlie, It's a magical Leopluridon Charlie! It is telling us the way to the magical candy mountain Charlie.
SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!! SHUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
76. veggi - September 24, 2007 5:38 PM
I dislike wedgeone more and more.....
Ted from LA is my new favorite.
yeah, I know, like anybody fucking cares......
77. Riotboy - September 24, 2007 5:43 PM
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78. Kady - September 24, 2007 5:46 PM
MySpace . com/SaveTheWorldorElse
79. itsdefinitelyagirl - September 24, 2007 5:46 PM
she's having a girl...just wait and see.
80. Tell us how you truly feel! - September 24, 2007 5:50 PM
Come on all you people against pregnent women say how you truly feel. I say round up all pregnent women and shoot them. Might as well go all out and I think this race clled the human race lived long enough.
81. Tell us how you truly feel! - September 24, 2007 5:51 PM
I wish there was a option to edit all the typos I make in a post.
82. starscanfrighten - September 24, 2007 5:54 PM
Does anyone f***ing care whether she's having a girl or a boy?
83. Lil Princess - September 24, 2007 5:56 PM
she is going to get fat again after this baby.... just wait and see.
84. Becca - September 24, 2007 6:01 PM
She's having a baby boy, that's definately a boy belly! I think she looks great and she's not afraid to hide her belly, hooray for her!
85. Hemlock Queen - September 24, 2007 6:04 PM
Uhh, is it just me, or does she still look anorexic pregnant? You know that shit doesn't go away just because she's carrying a fetus around.
Eat for your babay bitch!
86. TS - September 24, 2007 6:12 PM
Damn, Fish was a little brutal on this one, huh? That's rough. I won't comment on her pregnant status, but I will comment on that gnarly tramp stamp she's got going. Holy smokes, that thing is HORRIBLE. If I had her doggy style, I would rather throw in a dip (Copenhagen) and spit on that tattoo so I didn't have to look at it.
87. wedgeone - September 24, 2007 6:13 PM
#85 - no, she looks healthy. Not fat. You're probably confused because most American women use pregnancy as an excuse to let go and become fat pigs.
Try not to hate, bitch.
88. Oeuf - September 24, 2007 6:22 PM
Superficial writer guy:
You are either gay, or you have some serious women issues. If you're ugly and can't get a girlfriend, join one of those trekky convention things instead of taking it out on the female species.
89. TS - September 24, 2007 6:27 PM
#88,
Since when is "female" a "species"? You are an idiot.
90. janny - September 24, 2007 7:20 PM
She doesn't look healthy.
91. Arnold - September 24, 2007 7:20 PM
SHE IS UGLY WITHOUT ALL THAT MAKE-UP. SKANKTOWN USA.
92. amanda - September 24, 2007 7:22 PM
she is unhappy because she now wishes she wasn't having a baby. the specialness of it is over. she'll be another Britwit clubbing after the kid is born doing drugs. boyfriend will split soon.
93. yukadoozer - September 24, 2007 7:25 PM
Holy Hemmorids Batman-she's carrying looowwww
94. Miguelito - September 24, 2007 7:36 PM
Well, at least now we know that Darwin was a liar.
95. vivalicious - September 24, 2007 8:24 PM
please. she looks fine. she is not an ugly girl at all. i think pregnant women are beautiful. you people are just talking shit for no reason - i bet 99% are fucking heinous yourselves.
96. Ted from LA - September 24, 2007 8:31 PM
#76 I CARE... deeply. This is the highest honor I've had since my friends cheated and got me elected Homecoming King in high school.
Just in case I can't get on here tomorrow, I'd like to comment on Brit ("she's fat"), Nicole ("she's skinny"), Hayden ("who the hell is she"), OJ ("you murdering prick ya"), Paris (insert herpes comment here). Come to think of it, I think I have the next month covered or at least until OJ kills someone.
P.S.
Why is there a picture of a woman taking a shit at the bottom of this page? Is it an ad for toilet paper? I think it stinks. You know what else burns my ass? A fire about three feet high.
97. rentfan1491 - September 24, 2007 8:38 PM
Wow, Superfish, I'd love to have a child with you. I was reminded of the way OJ treated Nicole when she was pregnant.
98. Taking the bait . . . - September 24, 2007 8:44 PM
It's obvious that just like the "Britney is Fat" posts, this one is designed to get people's knickers in a twist. Fish says pregnant women are gross, cue numerous blathering comments disputing the statement. We get it, pregnancy is beautiful. Why bother getting upset? He just wants to get a rise out of you; why give him the satisfaction?
(BTW, Britney is the new Orca! Deal with it porkers!)
99. guestar - September 24, 2007 9:27 PM
well, i think she's just enjoying her new body, which for the first time is quite decent, far from fatty as in the ol' days of The Simple Life, but with some curves (finally)... i rather see her like this now than how she was before.
100. babyglyniss - September 24, 2007 9:59 PM
she now looks like her back in the simple life 1!
101. babyglyniss - September 24, 2007 10:01 PM
stlil i prefer skinny nicole!!
102. Hemlock Queen - September 24, 2007 10:05 PM
#87 only hates on people who call out all of the unhealthy celebs who have obvious eating disorders, because he/she probably has one and is pissed when anyone with a brain and eyes to see points out the obvious.
"Try not to hate, bitch."
103. over it - September 24, 2007 11:32 PM
i'm not even going to comment on the pregnancy shit, because i knew as soon as i saw the pics it was gonna be some "pregnant women are gross" free-for-all.
i do have to say that fish has pulled that damn lab coat/clip board line like a million times! and the making women orgasm/naked on contact thing. and the saving a box full of kittens thing. and replacing britney/paris/ with a blender/bag of dildos and having them be a better mom/human being thing.
fucking YAWN! get some new material. anyone who feels the same, i recommend dlisted. he's actually funny (and doesn't hate women.)
104. julianne - September 25, 2007 12:17 AM
I'm not going to say all pregnant women are beautiful because that's as much of an overgeneralization as what the blogger says about pregnant women. But having been pregnant myself once, all I can ask is, how did all the rest of you get here? By immaculate conception? Spaceship? Get over it already. What's wrong with a bikini? If you don't like it, don't look. I've seen people look a helluva lot worse than she supposedly does and they aren't pregnant. Why don't you all go tell your mothers how you feel about pregnant women. I'm sure she'd really appreciate it. P.S. I'm no Nicole Richie fan, I just can't believe how you all judge. Half the stuff is made up anyway. Relax people.
105. yaWn - September 25, 2007 2:57 AM
ugly dirt hoe
& she never f*cking smiles
that POOR KID
106. Laura - September 25, 2007 9:36 AM
i actually feel sorry for her.. she looks absolutely haggered. Shows what too much partying, drugs and alcohol will do to you.
Also shows what a lot of photoshopping pros and make up artists can do!
She needs to really start looking after herself.. girl go to a nutritionist, stop drinking those fucking coffee drinks, smoothies and go to a day spa or two.
107. El Sueno - September 25, 2007 10:57 AM
Nicole hasn't looked happy in years. She looks no happier being pregnant with the spawn of an overtattooed poseur (who says he won't marry her), especially if the pregnancy was part of some lawyer's defense plan.
108. starscanfrighten - September 25, 2007 11:43 AM
@104 julianne
You're a dumb bitch.
But thank God you reminded us all of how we got here, because that fact never dawned on us. We had no fucking idea.
109. Melbelle - September 25, 2007 11:59 AM
You are an a**hole---pregnant women are beautiful- just not Nicole---
110. hendero - September 25, 2007 12:45 PM
Wow, the number of people who just don't get what the Superficial is about is amazing. For what it's worth, the laundry comment made me laugh.
111. Tracy - September 25, 2007 1:01 PM
Call me weird but I think she looks better in a bikini now than a year ago.
112. PC - September 25, 2007 1:26 PM
Hey, all pregnant women should look like her. Her body looks great in my opinion. Did you see what Charlotte Church looked like pregnant? Yikes!!
And she looks haggard because she's probably uncomfortable with that belly, and it only gets worse from here on. I hated being pregnant. It was the most uncomfortable feeling ever and there was no relief from it until the little one came out.
113. Sidney - September 25, 2007 1:43 PM
It is the best I've seen her in months.
114. Nice Memories - September 25, 2007 1:45 PM
I went to Hawaii while 4 months pregnant and had a great time. I could not drink so I was up early every morning ready to tour the island. Nice memories. And I looked great pregnant too, just like Nicole.
115. Sarah - September 25, 2007 2:04 PM
My favorite people? People who don't get any jokes. Not a single one.
116. yukadoozer - September 25, 2007 3:49 PM
#114 who asked you what island tours you indulged your pregnant self in-and everyone looks good w/the first. So?
117. jason - September 25, 2007 3:58 PM
LOL! THis is actually funny. She looks better then half of the united states pregnant. hahahaha god. i just went to albertsons to get some mac and cheese and saw around 40 or 50 250 pounders. walkin around. disgusting. some fat ass moms that wont get off there ass. and someyoung girls to that just dont give a crap. American women are so fat and lazy its disgusting. and its funny when people give her crap on here when she looks better then half of America, and shes pregnant!
118. BadassFred - September 25, 2007 6:53 PM
Why do we always have to have a pregnant/vs. non-pregnant debate?
I think all women are beautiful, pregnant or otherwise. The men who are convinced that pregnant women are gross just feel that way because they don't like to think of women as anything other than objects for their own sexual pleasure. It's not their fault, they were probably just raised that way. The women who think pregnancy is gross buy into the idea that they should only be here to be attractive to men. It's not their fault, society enforces that idea on them.
So, let's talk about something really important, not that pregnant midget. Something important like...My pants.
119. jason - September 25, 2007 7:24 PM
118. You must have a huge wife? or girlfriend? all women are not beautiful lol.
120. boobie - September 25, 2007 9:07 PM
girl should wear makeup at all times!! or keep those huge sunglasses on!
121. sadie - September 25, 2007 10:39 PM
I think she looks beautiful. Pregnant women usually do... why is everyone so fucking hateful on this site?
122. julianne - September 25, 2007 11:10 PM
"You're a dumb bitch.
But thank God you reminded us all of how we got here, because that fact never dawned on us. We had no fucking idea."
Hey, that was brilliant! How long did you have to think about that one? Do you always immediately resort to name calling and profanity if you don't agree w/ what someone says? Careful now, your intellect is showing....the reason I bring it up is b/c I find it fascinating that this fact/image of life is so gross to people, vs. say people cutting people's heads off in the movies or other violence. But I digress. As I mentioned, if you don't like it, don't look.
hugs and kisses, I won't be back
123. starscanfrighten - September 26, 2007 1:23 AM
@122
You say you won't be back because it's the only way you can get the last word.
As for the profanity, yes - it's my first and last resort. And, it's totally appropriate in this case - you ARE a dumb bitch.
Why don't you follow your own advice - if you don't like it, don't look. That applies to this website, which is called The Superficial. Most of these posts aren't meant to be taken so seriously. You know, like the way you take yourself.
124. starscanfrighten - September 26, 2007 1:35 AM
@122
p.s., julianne-
you imply that I'm unintelligent because I resorted to namecalling and profanity. If you want people to speak to you intelligently, then you need to be intelligent yourself. I was responding to your post #104, which was completely idiotic. As you say in your response, if you don't like it, don't look.
125. S. - September 26, 2007 5:35 AM
Man - maybe your mother should have worried more about her figure and looking hot for superficial morons and abstained from creating you. Then we'd have a little less crap to wade through online.
126. Matt - September 26, 2007 9:23 AM
I think the dude who runs this site is my long lost identical twin. I'm so glad he shares my disdain for pregnant chicks. It's just...gross. Cover up with a sweater and don't get me started on that belly button outage thing. WTF is up with that?
Oh and Nicole Richie sucks and is not attractive but at least she now has breasts.
127. BadassFred - September 26, 2007 2:39 PM
119: Nope, not at all. Thanks for asking though, Jason.
128. LINz - September 26, 2007 3:54 PM
Tell us how you really feel- your a fucking moronic insensitive prick bastard that doesnt know shit about the world. Your Pitiful insight on the wasted message space shows that not only are you beyond fucking wickedly dumbtarded ( i made that word just for you) you are a loser and will continue to be especially if you have already reached your 20's. What are you going to do when you impregnate a woman? Do you plan on renting a motel room every night for 9 months until the baby pops out so you wont have to see your wife or girlfriend? GEt some fucking insight, and then post your message you pathetic idiot. HOw in the fuck do you think you came into this world? What would you think about me saying i should have shot your mother when she was pregnant with you? NOt quite as funny now is it? Have a little fucking compassion, and if it weren't for humankind, you wouldn't have anything that you have today that you take for granted, LIke that lonely bed you sleep in every night. (pretty sure that will never change either) Grow up. And besides that, she COULD have prevented herself from getting pregnant, yes, but she didn't so DEAL with it, and try not to throw any women out in oncoming traffic either. Fucking Crazy Peice of Psycho.
129. LINz - September 26, 2007 3:59 PM
TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL-YOU dont know shit about the world. Your Pitiful insight on the wasted message space shows that not only are you beyond fucking dumbtarded ( i made that word just for you) you are a loser and will continue to be especially if you have already reached your 20's. What are you going to do when you impregnate a woman? Do you plan on renting a motel room every night for 9 months until the baby pops out so you wont have to see your wife or girlfriend? GEt some fucking insight, and then post your message you pathetic idiot. HOw in the fuck do you think you came into this world? What would you think about me saying i should have shot your mother when she was pregnant with you? NOt quite as funny now is it? Have a little fucking compassion, and if it weren't for humankind, you wouldn't have anything that you have today that you take for granted, LIke that lonely bed you sleep in every night. (pretty sure that will never change either) Grow up. And besides that, she COULD have prevented herself from getting pregnant, yes, but she didn't so DEAL with it, and try not to throw any pregant women into traffic either. Fucking Crazy Peice of Psycho.
130. LINz - September 26, 2007 4:11 PM
MATT- I got a special one for you too. Kiss my ASS. MY perky, cute, lovely ass. (And yes, it is cute.) I have had 2 kids. You don't know a damn thing about this world or the next because you can't see beyond your own 2 stupid fucking eyes. The only reason you don't think pregnant woman are attractive is because you are a shallow twit without any regard for compassion or very much feeling. Don't be so damn narrow minded. Its unattractive and useless and nodoby likes a unattractive and useless little shit like yourself. How old are you anyway? 15, 16? When you get on up in years, then voice your opinion. Until then, don't waste my time or anyone elses with your inconclusive and idiotic nonsense. NOt only do we live in a culture today where woman fee like they have to look a certain way, They become ASHAMED of themselves for not being, blonde, big boobied, tall, blah blah whatever. So what i get from you and your comment is, that you buy into all the bullshit that Celebrities feed you and believe it. PREGNANT WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL AND SHOULD BE PROUD. AND P.S. MATT YOU PUT ON A FUCKING SWEATER DUMBASS. WHAT KIND OF STUPID COMMENT WAS THAT ANYWAY?
131. starscanfrighten - September 26, 2007 4:44 PM
LINz-
Nobody has a fucking clue who you're talking to.
And stop fucking preaching - no, POSING - about compassion. Your so-called compassion is sadly misappropriated on a spoiled little rich girl who got pregnant to stay out of jail. Why don't you grow the fuck up, show some compassion for those who really need and deserve it, and stop preaching bullshit to people who are on here for fun.
Loser.
132. Jen - September 26, 2007 9:59 PM
Wait, why would you want a pregnant woman to cook your laundry?
133. whatever - September 27, 2007 3:35 PM
You people are fucking mean! Yeah, she could look better there, but maybe shes sick to her stomache and doesnt feel good... Dear Mr. Doctor that wrote this... single, are we??? You are a complete asshole. The only reason any woman would be with you if she was a goddigging whore and was planning to rob you for all you were worth....Oh and P.S. I'm a doctor as well, and maybe you should listen to me and my white coat and fuck off
134. Guest - September 28, 2007 12:04 AM
pic #9 is so beautiful. Isn't it kinda gross to think that there is a human growing from a little seed inside of her? But anyways, she looks amazing...a little tired, but honestly, don't we all? She's stunning.
135. kjhkjh - September 28, 2007 8:20 PM
Fish thinks pregnant women are gross because it reminds him a man had sex with a woman and fish is only into dudes.
Don't worry fish, you'll never be close enough to a woman to get her pregnant.
136. Gen - October 1, 2007 2:34 AM
I don't think pregnant women are gross; I've BEEN one 3 times. I do notice that she has a pretty dark tan line, though and you are not supposed to sunbathe when you're pregnant. Getting sunBURNED can even be dangerous. I always wore a one-piece when I was pregnant. Not because it was gross. Because of the sun. The UV rays go right through your skin.
Doesn't she know that?? And why does Joel always look pissed off in every picture with her almost? Does he hate the paparazzi that much? I guess he picked a bad choice of career and girlfriend then, huh?
137. Gen - October 1, 2007 2:35 AM
I'd also like to add that while I don't think it's gross, it is just a teeny bit tacky.
138. AmeriCanadian - October 2, 2007 6:57 PM
Just cause she's a stupid crackwhore who doesn't know how to use a condom doesn't turn her from skank-o-rexic freakazoid to 'beautiful." She's still disgusting and now she's bringing another future crackhead into the world. Um, yay?
Always burns me dumb druggie freaks seem to get knocked up with no trouble and normal sane women are sterile. WTF?
139. brittney - October 2, 2007 8:37 PM
i see some strech marks!!!!! ewww, nicole, i feel sorry fo u!
140. LINz - October 4, 2007 1:11 AM
STARSCANFRIGHTEN-Sorry to ruin your fun you crazy peice of psycho. Far be it from me to show some COMPASSION in a time where it mgiht be fucking needed. Cause God knows, There is way too much COMPASSION on this earth. Thats why everything is so peachy fucking keen, right? I was talking to everyone on here who is so fast to be cruel. You fucking grow up. I am not POSING at being compassionate you twit. NOt everyone who has something positive to say to enlighten a few is a POSER. Jeez, what kind of home were YOU brought up in? YOU ARE ON HERE FOR HAVING FUN. SO FUN FOR YOU IS BASHING SOMEONE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. OR BETTER YET SOMEONE YOU ARE JEALOUS OF. BECAUSE YOU WERE QUICK TO BRING UP THE SPOILED RICH GIRL THEME. It's been way over used. I AM ON HERE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT COMPASSION IS DESPERATELY NEEDED FOR EVERYONE. IT SEEMS LIKE YOU MIGHT NEED ONE OR TWO HELPING YOURSELF. If i want to take compassion out on someone, its better than automatically bashing on someone you don't know and pissed off because YOU arent rich. This is just one of many places for you to take out your anger for the things God saw fit for you not to have. So you are the one being a whiny little BITCH, not me. If COMPASSION is a curse, I'VE got it bad.
If Being A JEALOUS BITCH is a curse, YOU'VE GOT IT WORSE. I don't deny that Nicole is a spoiled rich girl, but her baby is innocent, regardless of what meaningless things you have to say. GET A REAL HOBBY. DON'T BE SO QUICK TO PUT PEOPLE DOWN, JACKASS. And as for giving COMPASSION to people who need it, MOST OF US NEED COMPASSION at times? NOW DAMN IF THAT ISN'T SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. MAYBE TOO MUCH FOR YOU. OR HAS YOUR HEAD EXPLODED FROM FROM THE COMMON SENSE THAT I HAVE HOPED THAT YOU PICKED UP FROM READING THIS. P.S. YOUR STILL A JACKASS.
141. starscanfrighten - October 4, 2007 7:04 PM
140 LINz
Shouldn't you be in your support group right now instead of posting nonsense rants to strangers on the internet?
142. balls - October 5, 2007 6:03 PM
did someone say balls? thas ma name.
143. sonia - October 6, 2007 8:35 AM
She looks great and it´s so nice that she struggles anorexia by concebing another life, getting over ourselves seems to be a perfect way.
People are so stupid, of course a pregnant woman can wear a bikini and you go Nicole!
Famous people do druggs and have eating disorders thanks to people who are jealous and idiot enough to judge them just because themselves are nothing more than ordinary. Get a life!
144. Lauren - October 9, 2007 7:32 AM
Pregnant women are NOT GROSS!!! Nicole Looks beautiful!! A pregnant woman's body is one of the most beautiful things on earth and I am ENRAGED that you would make that comment. I know it's only YOUR oppinion, but you know what they say about those....
145. Karen - October 9, 2007 9:17 AM
What's with everyone having a freakin cow about Nicole Richie in a bikini while preggers, all the women are doing that now days. At least she doesn't have purple stretch marks showing everywhere!!! I do agree however that pregnant women should cover up those bellies!!! I did when I was pregnant and I wouldn't be caught even NOW with one on, the shit pregnancy does to the "normal" womans body ain't a perty sight.
146. fuck heads - October 10, 2007 9:05 AM
She looks gorgeous! And she CANT dye her hair dumb fucks! She is PREGNANT! And she is not fat. She is even tiny, considering she is like 6 months pregnant! Look at her body!
147. So what? - October 10, 2007 12:01 PM
Fish...rotten, stinky fish. No baby can come out of your rotten fishy, stinky vagina. No man will go there for the stink. No baby can abide there for the funk. So you are bitter, jealous, and gross.
148. John wachsteter - October 11, 2007 4:03 PM
You are a misoginist, ignorant fucking bastard.
That bitch is still ugly anyway...
149. Heather - October 12, 2007 7:40 PM
While I don't find nicole that attractive, you sound like a superficial prick. You either a) don't have any children of your own, and/or b) don't comprehend the miracle that is giving birth. Do you realize what it is to be pregnant?? We supply our bodies as a home for the zygote (which then becomes human :P) to live off of for 9 months. Pregnant women glow, they have 2 (sometimes more) souls in one body!! Not to mention the sickness, back aches, bladder trampled on, temperature fluctuation, lack of sleep, not being able to dye our hair, etc. that we accept when we take on this task. Oh wait, did I forget to mention that humans would die out if we did't give birth because it is as you put it "gross" being pregnant. You my friend are an idiot and I hope to God that no woman or man is forced to spend the rest of their life with your close minded, beligerant, superficial ass. Pregnant women are beautiful because of what their bodies are doing to promote human existence. Or did they forget to tell you that we produce life in your graduate schooling? Jack ass. Here's some advice "doctor" get a microwave and learn to cook for yourself, by a washing machine and learn how to do your own laundry, no woman (or man) is your maid. Especially if they are with child, you should be bending over backwards, worshiping the ground they walk on because without them how does this world ever have a chance of making a turn around from dumb fucks like you? Yes I know men are part of making a baby too, but if all men were like you we'd all be lesbians (and you wouldn't be able to watch) then eventually human reproduction would come to a halt. I hope you choke on your imaginary stethascope or maybe someone can put a sphygmomonometer around your neck and pump it until your head pops like the zit you are. Have a fantastic day dick cheese.
150. Gianny - October 12, 2007 7:45 PM
she looks great!! my full gallery!!! http://www.mactanque.com/
151. ben - October 13, 2007 10:24 AM
wow heather your one serous bitch feminist(2cd girl to leave a comment) you must not have a life to say what you said and you must have barely no knowledge of humans other the the feminist view like seriously this kid says this chicks ugly cause shes pregnent and because she looks like shes dead, and well i'm not sure if you even looked at the photos but she does look dead, so what if he dosn't like pregnant people, are you trying to tell me that you don't like some kind of person, and if you say no thats the biggest bullshit lie i've ever heard cause its also fucking human. And get it out of your fucking head that girls do everything for guys cause, brace for it... guys do all that shit too! and even if they don't do the laundry their out making money for your pregnant ass to support you and your child so that you can have the best life possible, you have no idea how this man is in real life, just cause he says he dosnt like Nicole Richie dosn't mean hes a bad fucking guy, its called a point of view and everyones are different you little clit sucking bitch, so get it out of your fucking mind that hes a horrible guy cause he dosnt like one seriously ugly pregnant chick, and if you ever even read this again i bet your gonna say oh i know nothing yadah yahdah yahdah like the single minded feminest you are, and before you do hear this out, shut the fuck up and stop bitching cause all your doing is making feminest look even worse than they are and making girls look like idiots. oh and bye the way dick cheese is a seriuse viruse that men have and when they get it they get back echs discharges and multiple other thing that are not pleasnt whats so ever, so making fun of him cause of it is definatly a low blow like the feminist you are,
152. Ressie - October 14, 2007 12:49 AM
All of u ppl are so stupit and ignorant. all of yall are jelous of nicole richie why?? because she is famous and ur not, she is in the spot light and ur not, jelousy is a bitch man. That girl looks beautiful pregnant. Yes she had problems with drugs and drinking but she acknowledge it and dealt with it and now she has grown up and has to look out for the future of her baby. You people really need to stop and grow up. That Girl is living her life and while u keep hating she will continue to shine.
153. Britain's No.1 - October 17, 2007 10:14 AM
Obviously shes not as attractive at miniute coz shes pregnant. what the fuck do you expect dumbcunts? She get her body and looks back in time.
154. Jaime - October 17, 2007 1:43 PM
man your mean. im pregnant and i think she looks great. i work out but I like showing off my belly bump and im proud of it. cook your own damn dinner. if you dont like it then stop taking 4 million pictures of it. i have a word for people like you HATER. dont be mad cause she can pull it off Doc. nicole and every pregnant woman is beautiful...hello we are making babies here!
155. Narcissist - October 18, 2007 9:35 AM
I'm not really hip to all the spandex lingerie stuff for pregnant women. Seems tacky and silly. My butt could look plenty better right now, and I don't have a neon frame around it, either. Accentuate the positive, ya know.
She could frame her glowing face, except her face looks like she crawled out of a dumpster filled of heroin in these pics.
Ugh. N. Richie and JOEL MADDEN. That baby is going to have less talent than Paris Hilton. (Don't guess Nicole is biologically related to Lionel)
I liked Nicole better than Paris(she seemed more distinguished and much smarter), but it looks like big league skankdom has taken a heavy toll on her.
Joel/Good Charlotte sucks so bad, any nearby talent just disappears into them, never to be seen again, as if into a black hole.
Maybe that's why H. Duff is in a slump. Joel neutralized her talent, and she's struggling to recover.
Good Charlotte may be the worst band in several decades to get a major label deal.
156. Lyndee - October 19, 2007 2:02 PM
OMG. Get over it. She's pregnant and if you ignore her face which is the same amount of ugly it always has been she doesnt look that bad. She looks like a normal tired pregnant chick. And she's probably in that bikini bc its the first time in along time she's had enough meat on her bones to keep it on.
157. Pissed Off At All Of You Inconsiderate Bastards - March 10, 2008 10:27 PM
I'm sorry all of you are so pathetic that you cannot see how beautiful bringing life into the world is and I'm sorry all of you feel that pregnant women are disgusting. I guess by elimination that makes all of your mothers "fat and ugly". Life is beautiful, all of you make me sick!!
OH AND BY THE WAY WHY DON'T YOU GUESS TRY SQUEEZING A FUCKING BABY OUT SOMETIME! Wait.....you all don't have the balls to do that because it might hurt a bit!
PATHETIC LOSERS!
And "Bob with a vagina" YOU'RE A PATHETIC PIECE OF SCUM!
158. WTF? - March 10, 2008 10:33 PM
151. Ben
If you insist on insulting other peoples points of view please do re-read your work and make sure you not only spell things write but also make sense Asshole!
159. amanda - August 12, 2008 7:48 AM
As a woman, I too think pregnant women are gross. The idea of someone else taking over my body & then forcing their way out & ruining my lifestyle just creeps me out.
And, to "Pissed Off At All Of You Inconsiderate Bastards", life isn't always beautiful. Try telling that to crack & aids babies. As for the, "try squeezing a fucking baby out sometime" is so ignorant. You're telling that mostly to guys who can't do it anyway. And you say it as if people have no choice in whether or not to have kids. It's as if you have no concept of how all the world's problems are caused by severe overpopulation. Hunger, poverty, aids, pollution: the underlying cause of all that is too many people consuming to few resources and not recycling.