Sep 21 2007Kim Kardashian is the new Santa Claus

woohoo...big deal :P

Oh and FIRST :D

man you guys are slow....

Hey look it's Ass Kardashian.

I hate to beat a dead horse, never mind, fuck it! I wonder when her brother Chewbacca is going to break down and do Playgirl?

I cant wait to buy this issue and download all the pics

Why would anyone pay to see this magazine spread when she has already shown herself fukking and being fukked?
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she wants Joe Francis freed? well that speaks a lot for her character. this earth is better off with him in jail.

who cares about her stupid ass in playboy. you know that shit is airbrushed to death.

she annoys me just because she does that ridiculous pose where she needs everyone to see her butt & just turns her head to the camera.

So in this 12 page 'spread'.. the part where she gives her 'What I like' info... do you think she will actually say that she likes to be pissed on by black men during a sex taping?.. Probably not. She knows she's a disgusting filthy low life slut, but would she admit to it? .. No way!

Well, at least she found her lips again. Man, I missed those things. I had no where to put my coat.

Still can't wait to see her nekid buttocks...

Haters say what you will butt she is hot! I don't care that she got peed on...she's showered since then I'm pretty sure so who cares? I just hope Playboy doesn't do too much airbrushing.

I will get lost in that ass come Christmas....

She'll get peed on for the world to see but suddenly gets shy. Asshole.

on the plus side this is the first time she's done something that legitimetly has a reason to be written about. I mean modeling is kind of like work, well you get paid.

But just having a big butt and going shopping isn't really worth mentioning.

I think having an enormous ass is better than having no ass at all, but who cares about her anyway. Kim is a dog and probably has ALPO for breakfast. Maybe ALPO made her ass so big and deformed.

One boob? Why not show 2? Whats the harm?

I want her to do Penthouse. Playboy makes centerfolds look like cartoons with airbrushing.

“will show one boob, and her bare butt.”

So?

We've already seen you naked and in motion, luv. You got the order backwards.

Is she really famous for getting peed on?

That's just plain perverted, dirty, and disgusting.

average. below average for supporting a guy that makes millions off of dumb exposed drunk girls.

bfd, she'll show one boob & her ass. like that's suppose to be shocking? playboy shows vage, so a boob & some ass cheeks is not a big deal. if it was another magazine, say "Dog Fancy" now that's something to talk about and more suitable for her looks.

What the fuck ??? What am I missing here ?????? She's only famous for starring in a (terrible) HARDCORE PORN vid. Why the fuck is anyone waiting for a one nipple picture after that ? You've already seen this dumb cunt give terrible head and let a middle class wannabe gangsta black wigger (if there is such a thing) piss on her. That's it, that's all she's got to offer, move on.

Damn right Fish, best fucking Christmas ever. Kim Kardashian ass shown in Playboy. Aliens Vs Predator II on the big screen. My girl giving me 31 straight days of on demand blow jobs anytime anywhere to show how much she worships me. her mom is gonna be so piss at us come Christmas dinner. How the heck can this not be the best Christmas ever.

I'm a woman and I'm not gay, but I am SO buying that issue.

I repeat; if her body is fake, it's the most beautiful fake body on the planet.

She likes warm piss. On her. End of story.

Even Paris never sank that low on film.

@21, Remember she swallows too.

I can't wait to flick my bean while looking at her bare naked ass.

So how is Playboy going to have a 12 page spread and only show one tit and an ass?
This will be like some over blown Hollywood movie.... a lot of teasing leading up to a finally with no substance. Or, maybe I should say "it will lead up to a dissapointing climax".

Im so fucking sick of this ugly Armenian fatass!

#28
You don't like Armenians?
Or, you don't like ass?

Wow, I can't wait to see the Playboy paintings of her. Do you think they'll let any parts of the original pictures be included in the paintings, or will they be all computer generated?

I wanna see that booty jingling ring ting tingaling too
C'mon it's lovely weather for an ass ride together with you
Giddeyyap giddeyup giddeyap let's go
Let's make a fuck show
I'll fuck you in a wonderland of snow
Giddeyap giddeyyap giddeyap it's grand
That ass in my hand
I'll fuck you all night it's alright in a wintery fairyland

Ok, I'm bored already...I'm going back to Britney

Her ass could walk into a room by itself and get recognized!
I can't wait to see it in all of its granduer.
Sir Mix-a-Lot didn't even imagine an ass like THIS when he wrote baby got back.

Worth the money.....or the time downloading the images from Limewire. Whichever comes first.

I'm with ya FRIST.

The only fat chick whose ass I would seriously tap.....

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Playboy still exists? Who knew?

Either way it has definetly jumped the shark big time.

Kim's doing Playboy?

All in favor of nominating her for beatification (sainthood), say 'aye'

Good.

All opposed say 'nay'.

No naysayers?

Good. It's official. She is now St. Kim Of The Blessed Apple Bottom.

Hello! This blog that it was difficult as for the English for the Japanese who watched blog of English study in various ways now that it came from Japan was interesting

18: She was never pissed on. That was just an idiotic rumor.
I have the sex tape and it's a poor one at that. Heavily edited, they talk to the camera alot, they loop the audio and use the same visuals over and over.
Worst Tape Ever.

ONE boob? Geez...she's getting religious on us now AFTER her sex video has come out that showed everything, including her getting fucked by bruthaman Pookie. Save yourself the time fatass and crawl back in the trailer with Britney.

What does Kim do besides have a big ass? Seriously if someone knows fill me in.

Ok, this has to be the best thing I've read in the past 12 minutes. No, not Kim fucktard, but this!!!!!!!!
hahaha!

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/brady%20bunch%20star%20reveals%20all%20about%20lesbian%20fling%20with%20tv%20sister_1044347

Well, it's not like she never made a sex tape and we don't know what her body looks like...

#27 Donkey,
It's simple. One page will be devoted to the tit and 11 pages to the ass.

I think it is great that there are men out there that like a huge butt. Huge butt/tree trunk thigh women need TLC too.

lol! #44 Ted from LA you are funny!

Hey veggi,
That is some funny shit.

#45 I agree. Your challenge now is to find one those four guys and hump him like a St Bernard in heat.

I know, right? marsha marsha.....ooooOOOOOOooo, MARSHA!

Black guys will rush out to buy the issue, and then say they're "reading Playboy for the articles." As if (they can read).

Jan, Jan..........oooooOOOOooooo Jan

oh wedgeone! Why do I find inappropriate things so funny?

Ho, Ho, HO, HO
Merry Christmass!

hahahahahah!
*crickets* Whatever, I liked it.

Don, that was sick. Truly, truly sick and twisted. And, it was obscene and perverted. But, most of all, it was funny. Curse you, Don for making me laugh.

I think she's hot, but I'm a little worried that when she gets naked a tiny black man will jump out of her butt.

go to perez hilton it claims marcia brady is writing a book and claims her and jan had a lesbian affair........ thats a worse visual than carol and greg brady making the heat! I have to go I'm calling my shrink now!!

Maybe she likes one boob more than the other. Or maybe it took too long to pluck all 2000 wire thick black hairs from around her nipples so they could only go for halfsies.

In any case when a girl is famous for having a giant ass, being friends with the diseased slut queen whore Paris Hilton, and mostly for being in a nasty homemade purposely leaked porno then I expect her playboy spread to show everything; full body exrays, MRI's's of the rectal cavity and the uturus, I mean EVERYTHING. Otherwise what's the point.

The thing is folks they probably wanted to show hervajayjay but when they got down there under the sheets they were like "um Miss Kardashian there is a ginat forest growing between your legs and we just can't get any images at all, the photos coming up black and fuzzy."

They probably tried to call in a team of professional highly skilled German back waxers but after 12 hours and not even seeing a speck of flesh they gave up saying "nichts dies ist unmöglich das kootch von das schwien hund ist ein einundurchdringlich Dschungel "

Translation: No it's impossible the kootchie on this pig dog is an impenetrable jungle.

And trust me they're serious, they even managed to wax Al Gore's man bear pig.. so if they can't bring down the jungle no one can.

ok, ok...

want to touch the hiney.

@57
Her ass does have a way of doing that.

The "Marsha" story gets weirder - apparently the affair was with Ann B. Davis ("Alice")!

My aunt Betty has a gigantic ass too. Big deal. Hit the gym chunky.

i like the lil pink princess crown things in the middle of her rims. fuck a bitch, im stealing her car.

Um who?

#58. thank you TROLL but no I do not feel that way.

A few months ago I went to the Zoo, you see I wanted to see Britney and her kids in person, and I saw Kim in the baboon cage with her family, she had the biggest harriest ass of them all so I knew it was her and trust me the last thing that crossed my mind was wanting to touch that hairy, smelly, fart factory of a back door she's so proud of.

Thanks MrSemprini!

ah i am So happy that your dreams have finally come true mr superficial!;)

oh come on, in the video her whole pussy / clitoral / anal area is perfectly hairless. pretty too! its just a terrible video on its own, and if there was peeing in it at the end, then mine must cut off too early because there's nothing like that in it. it just repeats the same shit over and over. she only shows her boobs once in the vid, so maybe she just doesn't like to show her boobs for some reason? hopefully at least one of the ass shots will be her bending over enough to see more...

Seeing this ass will indeed be memorable but I fear it will be photoshopped to the point where it looks like a manequin's ass.

Thanks

HO HO HO indeed. And by that I mean she's a slut.

"Kim Kardashian is the new Santa Claus"

But instead of her belly it's her ass that shakes like a bowl full of jelly.

Besides sharing her goodies at christmas she aint very Santa-like. Bitch wouldn't spend a second giving toys to children but at least she'll give men a pile of special gifts like the clad and vd, gonerrhea if your really good and pee on her first and syphillis if you tell her she's skinny and that her ass doesn't look fat in that parachute, you mean dress that she's wearing.

*the clap and other stuff I spelled worong

FREE JOE?
Fuck him.

Kim Kardashian is just a fat sow who hasn't had her litter of feral brainless niglets yet.

I'd like to eat Thanksgiving dinner on her ass.

#71. Agreed the loser got what he deserved. So this chick is friends or was with Paris Hitlon, is a rch spoiled brat whose myspace page lists her profession as "Princess" (charming... *VOMITS), she's been in her own homemade conveniantly leaked nasty skank porno, and she believes a freak show pedo like Joe Assface deserves to be out of jail, oh and she's posing for playboy.

Wow now that's a woman who respects herslef I hope she gets pregnant with those fantastic values to a whole new generation of sluts, I mean children.

TT- I thought Jan was the hot one, too.

missed a bunch of words woops

...gets pregnant with twin girls so she can pass on those fantastic values...

she's not gonna show her real butt...Cause it's totally gross and hugh...They're gonna make sure they air brush that thing down!..

jjake, I suspect it will take more than airbrushing for that ass - there is a reason why Ms. Kardashian is so selective about reavealing it - her thighs and buttcheeks are as smooth as moon rock

Her earrings are retardedly huge.

this girl is even more useless than paris...which i didn't think was possible. Has she ever done anything?- besides some sex video and now playboy? i guess money really can't buy class

ugly

Hoe Hoe Hoe, or am I politically incorrect? :)

Hi, I'm the real Kim Kardashian. A lot of people here have said some really mean things about me, which I don't deserve. But the thing that bothers me most is the few of you who have been harsh towards Joe Francis, the creator of Girls Gone Wild. I've left a link to a Wikipedia article about him which I think you should read. If you do, you'll find out that Joe is a really great guy and doesn't deserve to be in jail. FREE JOE FRANCIS!!!!

xox - Love,

KiKa

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