Sep 25 2007Kiefer Sutherland arrested for DUI

FIRST!

You tell me never jumped on a Christmas Tree while drunk and I'm going to call bullshit.

How very naughty...

WHOA, no way. I never heard of anyone getting a DUI.
I heard this story a few hours ago, and I expected it to be on here, but it took awhile. Great at your job, eh fish?

He doesn't look more masculine than Sarah Jessica Parker, and she had a pony. A kid, I mean. Or...whatever.

No prison can hold Jack Bauer.

NOOOOOOO! NOT JACK BAUER! ok ok......let's think this out.....if he can get Chloe to download the specs to the courthouse to Jack's PDA, he can have a tac team waiting there to create a diversion while he puts a sleeper hold on the bailiff, and runs away!

WOOOO problem solved!

@1 Thanks troll That is twice today.

Didn't this happen like two days ago???

Wow. He went for that tree like a female commenter who just saw a "free donuts" sign.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall Christmas morning at the Sutherland home.

Keifer's wife: Kids line up. Daddy's got a big surprise for you.
Keifer's kids: Yeaaaaah!!! Is it a pony? Sara Jessica Parker?
Enter Keifer in his underware: Belch.
Keifer then chugs his brandy and tackles the Christmas tree. Keifer's kids run screaming and crying to their bedrooms.

Later that day at the mall...
Keifer's kids screaming: Daddy, don't punch Santa Claus! He wasn't looking at mommy.

He's only got 24 hours! He had to make the illegal u-turn! No time for obeying silly laws.

He went after that tree like a black man after a fat white chick.

He went for that tree like FRIST after seeing a baggie of china white.

#13 That's right Jimbo's Troll, you know me so well.

#6 That was fuckin funny

Is this better or worse than the time he got drunk and tried to fight a Christmas tree?

I win, mine was .24

Mommy that's nothing to be bragging about. I'm so ashamed of you.

Fuck off 17, of course I brag about it. It's very impressive. What can YOU do?

That's right, nothing but be a dirty little troll......

5:30.23....5:30.24....5:30.25

/obscure

jeez, anything that keeps him outta the tv studio has GOTTA be good !!

saying FIRST is f*ing lame.....

PWNED!

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.

When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.

He's innocent, they just pickin' on him 'cause he's white!

Now, if you'll excuse us, TT and I are going to pleasure eachother while watching Jack Bauer. Hop you don't mind us staying connected to this page while we do our thing. It's almost like having our friends watch!

teehee

ta ta

CTU will write him a note and he will have the President pardon him. The dude can not lose!!!!!!!

Who's tougher - Jack Bauer or Chuck Norris? Chuck can kick you with both legs tied behind is back but Jack can kill you with a one liner.

If the judge has a sense of humor he'll sentence him to 24 days in jail. Ermmm ok, maybe not.

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

I like the fact that Keifer sounds like Queefer.

Jimbo, is it true that you date both men and women? Let's hook up!

Jimbo (the real one) We know you wouldn't write in "first." That troll is a retard.

I have my first troll!!!!!!!! Thank you #31!
I'd like to thank all of the people who were willing to "LOL" at some of my posts. I'd like to thank my mother, who was always there for me. And my father, may he rest in peace. And most of all, I'd like to thank the Fishes (is that grammatically incorrect) of the world for giving me this forum to waste large segments of my day commenting on people I don't know anything about nor care about in the least bit. All for that special moment when some obscure stranger says, "LOL Ted," or "Ted, you're funny as fuck." (sniff, sniff).

Lastly, I once got in a fight with an Easter basket and kicked his ass. In your face Keifer Christmas tree ass kicker.

At least this time, he'll be in an *American* prison.

Oh, shit, as if 24 didn't have enough fucking problems. It's been delayed twice for "creative problems", and now Keifer is fucking drunk again. AGGAHH!!!!

Wanna see his profile? where he come from ? now here's the answer http://celebpro.blogspot.com/search/label/Kiefer%20Sutherland

#33

Why in the hell are you trolling me? Did I insult you or something? Are you really krazyhottkellie?

Use your own nym and stop trying to be me.

i heard the cops were tipped off by............... julia roberts.the talentless whore who jilted poor keifer at the aisle..........

i hope something really bad happens to her and fuck it ,i hope eric roberts bites it too

and fuck lyle lovette also

i hope his dad donald can pull some fucking strings and get him out...... or i hope dad still has ''invasion of the body snatchers'' money tucked away to bail out his son

You win #37. I have no idea what the hell would motivate someone to take on someone elses personality, buy you are obviously so motivated. You did me a favor. I have grown less comfortable with this site lately. Have any of you ever thought about the possibility that these young girls you write about might actually read this shit. I have made back-handed jokes, but that is all I meant them to be. I do not know any of these people personally, but I can't believe that this Brit feeding frenzy isn't doing her harm. I am out. Veggi, if you are a woman, I love you. If you're a man, I like you. Good luck. My only advice to all of you is try to be funnier and less hurtful. Fish, find more "funny" pictures about more people. Focusing on everytime a person takes a piss is in bad form. Any other "Ted from LA" posts are not from me. I might come back someday under a different name. See if you can figure out when it is me. I am the "Ted from LA" up until #31 and 37 on this page. My SJP jokes today were aimed at an older woman (which means she can take the joke), and I prefaced them by saying she was lovely. Bottom line, I think a lot of the anonymous computer slams is unhealthy for society as a whole. Would you say the same thing face-to-face? If not, don't post it. So long everybody. You've been a great audience. I've been to a lot towns in a lot of states and all around the world, but YOU GUYS are the best. Remember to tip your waitresses. Smoking shows will be at 9:45 PM and non-smoking shows at a quarter to 10 PM.

Celebrities seem to be able to get away with anything, and the only thing they seem to get is a slap on the hand - this includes K. Sutherland.

(Come visit http://www.discuss-beauty.blogspot.com)

OH MY GOD WHO ARE THE TROLLS AND WHO IS REAL??? I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.............

jack bauer makes onions cry

man he saved all those ppl for countless times and now he's not allowed to be drunk to get over that shit; woah.. Something is definitely wrong here, he's not lindsay lohan as far as I know nor he is britney spears... so wtf there are some real dipshit paris like ppl out there, go get them!

Look at that pasty, bloated red face-his next season will be in rehab.

This is an old video. But I friggin love it.
He self-describes as a functioning alcoholic. At least he doesn't live in the Lilo camp of denial.
God, he's so friggin hot. I would let him call me anything he wants.

There's nooooo way they can keep Jack Bauer in jail for more than like... 12 minutes. He will surely escape... leaving a trail of dead on his way out.

yeah.....I'll just file this one under "DUH...NO SHIT."

They keep fucking with Keifer and he's going to go all Lost Boys on their ass.....

.

Oh come on! As if ordinary cops could actually arest Jack Bauer...

He lunged at that tree like Jimbo at a gloryhole.

those fucking DUI, every body gets it. Every body drives under the influence.

JACK BEER - as a local paper down here said.

Fuck Kiefer. Anyone with a name like "Kiefer" should be set on fire. Also, he's not cool. I saw his little cover picture on Rolling Stone a few months ago; not working. So he's got some tattoos. Big fucking deal. Quief looked like he was so "disturbed", man. He was posing out like some wannabe rockstar fuck. I hope Quiefer gets sent to jail and fucked in his scottish ass.

#41 - Nice try troll, but you ain't getting away with this one. I'll keep posting here as long as I wish.

Kiefer has a nice ass.

good jump.

JACK BAUER CAN NEVER LOOOOOOSE!